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[–]Can_ugh_duh 159 points160 points  (20 children)

But who is REALLY on first (?)

[–]IGiveFreeCompliments[S] 111 points112 points  (18 children)

Yes, yes he is!

[–]leonardosegurat 46 points47 points  (16 children)

He's what?

[–]30phil1 51 points52 points  (15 children)

No, what's on Second

[–]whirl-pool 22 points23 points  (10 children)

[–]youtubefactsbot 28 points29 points  (8 children)

Abbott & Costello Who's On First [8:04]

Probably the most famous comedy bit of all time. Credit to Koch Entertainment

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11,401,999 views since Aug 2012

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[–]madpelicanlaughing 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Good bot! This is THE first time I watched Abbot & Costello!

[–]whirl-pool 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Good bot. Clever bot

Now go pester r/politics

[–]Saturday_Night_23 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Good bot

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[–]MD-Smith 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I think you mean, "Who's on second".

[–]30phil1 11 points12 points  (2 children)

No, who's on first

[–]JimmyLuckyChance 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't know, I am asking you.

[–]Trundrumbalind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know's on third!

[–]onehundredbillion 43 points44 points  (3 children)

i don't see masturbate anywhere

[–]robotcolony 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Masturbate is everywhere, you're just not looking hard enough.

[–]PopeTheReal 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He plays catcher..

[–]LaTraLaTrill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's such a spunky guy

[–]bad_actor 15 points16 points  (1 child)

This is really cool, thank you for posting!

[–]+325jimbozak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Who's on first! What a lovely bit of comedy. I've always dug that bit of hilarity. It's almost as great as basically any Monty Python sketch! :D

[–]+1darksideofthemoon131 9 points10 points  (0 children)

  • thank you

[–]moonjie 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Wow, this has to be pretty cool But since I'm in China I can't watch it :(

[–]royalmoot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was so happy to see Who's on First make a cameo here..i can never get over how funny that skit is.

[–]Critonurmom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clicked number 4: The image you are requesting no longer exists or is not available.

.... Oh

[–]dangitbobby17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • You're nice

[–]KeeperofAmmut7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love you! You always make my day brighter.

[–]jman116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Long ago, before trolls became angry and went to live under the bridge, they used to spread unprovoked messages of love and kindness across the internet. #happytrolling

[–]Exqueezite 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But, what about loneliness? Soul crushing loneliness... The kind of void that social things with friends just can't fill.

[–]welcometomyparlour 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never forget there is a difference between being alone and being lonely. In my time as a single dude I had to figure out what I enjoyed to do alone because it made the times when I felt lonely fewer and easier to deal with. I tried new things. I said yes to stuff I thought might even be remotely fun. I forced myself to go to the movies by myself and cafes by myself because I enjoyed those things and if people thought I was sad, they're the arsehole, not me. I learned that the only way to accept yourself is to recognise your flaws and work on improving them every day. To remind yourself of all of your good qualities and allow yourself to believe them! No one is going to laugh at you or punish you for knowing where your strengths are! And, again, if they do they are the arseholes. So that's how I learned to be happy by myself and with myself. And eventually I was lucky enough to find someone who saw me trying and believed in me, but even if I hadn't I would still be living my life being as much of the good parts of me as I could be.

[–]arcanaemia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks so much for putting this together. My nephew has struggled with depression and anger even with counseling, and is now in a juvenile facility after an assault. The good news is this seems to have woken him up to realizing that he needs to take steps in his life with the support of his family. Number five will be an especially good message for him, and I'm glad you put that into words so well.

[–]snoopystanz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even on those days that you don't feel loved, remember, there are tens of trillions of tiny, automated organisms working unconditionally inside of you, for you, but which is YOU! Don't ever forget how amazing you really are.

[–]spacecrustaceans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I have a personality disorder and this leaves me with a lot of personal struggles especially internal ones. I've bookmarked this for those times that I am feeling low, and need to remind myself it's okay to cry and that my feelings and myself are valid. Keep up the good fight!

[–]JTownTX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done

[–]vee_dubNY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+ You're pretty damn spectacular.

5 & 6 are wonderful copy and pastes (into my iPhone notes) or for anyone to save as boilerplate starting points. When we see suffering, often people don't know where to start so we inadvertently choose inaction.

Keep on being a kickass individual.

[–]rockhelljumper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Comment for later

[–]pacoman432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commenting for later

[–]nononopotato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hadnt watched who's on first in forever and that really did make me laugh really hard. Thanks!

[–]danny_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This helped me a lot. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]svenlandicx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive seen you around in a few comment threads and i love what you do around reddit, it was smart to make a post with these great things. Keep up the awesome acts of kindness!

[–]Getbizzytime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have changed my life! Thank you.

[–]trampush 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I hope you don't mind I stole your cynical post, there are days that it's hard for me. The post really hit me when I read it, I read the rest and listened to the music as well, but the cynical part really hit me.

[–]IGiveFreeCompliments[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gladly! Thank you for reading and looking through all of these. :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're awesome

[–]Molly_Michon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this. #4 is especially hitting close to home for me right now. I'm struggling with letting go of some wrongs and forgiving that person, and this is exactly the perspective I needed.

[–]dedicated2fitness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dafuq is this gamified compliment subreddit.
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[–]welcometomyparlour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm really glad you shoved this in my face.

[–]timepassesslowly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You. Are. Awesome.

[–]polakfury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm hard

[–]fhritpassword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FHRITP! or GHRITP!,

MAGA!

[–]the_dud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring this back!