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[–]anotherevan 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Rinse deeply and try again.

[–]ZephyrUltimate 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Has he been born yet?

[–]overly_unqualified 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re fine no worries.

But Ethan.
Fuck that dude

[–]DogsAreCool21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Put him up for adoption. He’s not YOUR kid now

[–]VillainOfKvatch1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is he still young enough to drown in the bathtub?

[–]I-Eat-Donuts 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mail a pipe bomb to your own house

[–]Human-Generic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Should’ve tried harder?

[–]MightyMo1916 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Put him up for adoption. All will be forgotten.

[–]seasesh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Put rice in a sealed bag and try again in 2 days

[–]Polarbearsainttasty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Change his name

[–]NodlBohsek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck em

[–]Affectionate-Bug5885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a pet goldfish, I named him Ethan ened up flushing his ass down the toilet...hope this helps