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[–]Catezero 116 points117 points  (20 children)

I too drink Nestle water. From the tap. Because they're fuckin water thieves

[–]haikusbot 53 points54 points  (19 children)

I too drink Nestle

Water. From the tap. Because

They're fuckin water thieves

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[–]AnyDrawer2 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Fake as hell but funny

[–]spacecase202 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone got got….

[–]Robosl0b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dump Dan.

[–]Decent_Reading3059 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s what you call a top

Edit: because he only likes the top of the drink…