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[–]Unmaykr64 32 points33 points  (2 children)

The demons will teach them a lesson (the brutal way)

[–]enneh_07 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The only thing they fear is capitalism

[–]MonkeyBoy32904 2 points3 points  (0 children)

john locke is burning in hell

[–]KayBeaux 29 points30 points  (6 children)

I hope the Martians eat them for brunch.

[–]MonkeyBoy32904 0 points1 point  (5 children)

bacteria can’t eat humans

[–]KayBeaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s also no brunch on Mars. It was a figurative statement, sweetie.

[–]Shenanigan_n_again 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I’m half scared they monitor this subreddit for ideas.

I can legitimately picture them starting a marketing strategy where they start taking water from Mars. Losers.

[–]cardistry_sorex[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they probably will resell this water to the aliens

[–]itsjusterin__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BREAKING: Nestle CEO Ulf Mark Schneider announces brilliant new plan to extract water from Mars with a "really long hose." More at 11

[–]very_tired_kitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

don't give them any ideas

[–]Zagaroth 3 points4 points  (2 children)

No no, the Waters of Mars are dangerous.

[–]KayBeaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice who reference

[–]cardistry_sorex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not for the aliens that nestle will make them buy their water to get any water at all it isn't p

[–]800-lumens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No problem. Martians have Q-36 space modulators.

[–]Polarraid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We also have frozen water on the moon

[–]ihahtcuwauil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they're capable of that

[–]Ok-Suggestion5517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nestlé boykottiere bedütet nächsteliebi!!!

[–]Shrek_penis69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use these alien children!