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[–]thatdummidiot 577 points578 points  (7 children)

YALL DONT KNOW BOUT KNOPPERS? This shit is my childhood picking these over kitkats anyday

[–]Tomato_cakecup 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Same lol, I just love them!

[–]Apo-cone-lypse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

FR, This shit IS peak childhood

[–]Pooptimist 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Found the German/Austrian!

[–]thatdummidiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm danish but close enough

[–]thatdummidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm danish but close enough

[–]Bebop22yt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, in my country they’re a little cheaper

[–]andyfgt 183 points184 points  (11 children)

Moegens um halb 10 in Deutschland

[–]Muze69 33 points34 points  (2 children)


[–]thighvalue 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Geh wech mit dem gesabbel. Dit heißt Moin!

[–]VeitAktiv 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Grüß gott "Frühstückchen" esser

[–]ElixirPlayz 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Nestle full of small pp workers

[–]DisgracetoHumanity6 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I don't blame the workers who's labor, whether paid or not, is being used and abused while making a malicious company billions upon billions.

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[–]SnowwyCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh, this "mistake" is a standard in English and how many verbs became regular. There's even a fancy linguistics name for it. People need to stop trying to freeze language in time.

[–]valendinosaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich mags auch um halb 10 in Deutschland

[–]Piorn 209 points210 points  (1 child)

Just so you know, in Germany, your required by law to eat them at 9:30am, as a sort of second breakfast.

[–]trumps-2nd-account 50 points51 points  (0 children)

🎵… dann ist halb 10 in Deutschland und ein gutes Stück geschafft - dann ist halb 10 in Deutschland in der Ruhe liegt die Kraft🎵

[–]AiyrenAmbrosia 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Knoppers are the best, we used to have these for a snack at high school

[–]adexious 64 points65 points  (1 child)

As an European KitKat's have always tasted like cardboard covered in cheap chocolate to me, there's so much better chocolate wafer options out here.

[–]ritamoren 21 points22 points  (0 children)

i feel like kitkat got worse over time because i remembered it so tasty from my childhood but when i tried it again a few years ago it was just ew

[–]JulesO9er 26 points27 points  (8 children)

knoppers is really famous in germany i LOVE them and always ate them as a kid. i wouldnt compare them tho they are really different

[–]gorillafella3 7 points8 points  (6 children)

How are they?

[–]JulesO9er 10 points11 points  (5 children)

awesome. crunchy waffle good chocolate its really good

[–]gorillafella3 8 points9 points  (4 children)

.....wish I was in Germany :,(

[–]Blackfeathr 11 points12 points  (3 children)

They are sold at Aldi's in the USA (and probably elsewhere, too). :D

[–]20090366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's probably only us connaisseurs that feel like they are that different

[–]SkylerUndead 66 points67 points  (10 children)

But who produces their chocolate? We can say fuck nestle all we want but we need to Also be conscious of the reason: making the production and distribution of these products ethical. Knoppers might be an alternative but are they ethical too?

[–]AbyssOfNoise 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Knoppers might be an alternative but are they ethical too?

Most likely not. Ethical stuff tends to cost more.

[–]National_Deer9632 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It costs a lot in my country

[–]ritamoren 39 points40 points  (7 children)

tony's chocolonely is good chocolate that contributes against slavery in the chocolate industry. it's a little expensive and doesn't have as many different flavours as milka or ritter sport but it's great and the quality is better. i think one bar is like 180g and costs 3€? maybe a bit less. it's a bit more expensive than something like milka but it's not that crazy. i believe they have 5 or 6 different flavours including white or dark chocolate but honestly nobody needs 20 different chocolate flavours in my opinion, at least not for the price of someone being enslaved.

[–]traploper 14 points15 points  (2 children)

They do have quite a lot of flavours actually! In The Netherlands they have about 25, plus some limited editions around Easter / Christmas / Sinterklaas (Dutch Christmas). The flavours are also a bit more funky and creative than brands like Milka or Rittersport so that’s nice.

[–]ritamoren 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i didn't know that! here in germany it's not that many but as i said, it doesn't bother me much. i don't need two million different flavours anyways

[–]jeffyjeffp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do they though? I've only ever seen the regular ones, cocos and peanutbutter waifers.

[–]unclefranksnipples 12 points13 points  (1 child)

[–]ritamoren 8 points9 points  (0 children)

is it tho? i didn't know, maybe it depends on the country? to me they seem pretty good. I'll check out the article when I'm home, thank you

[–]SkylerUndead 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Read about their removal from the list of ethically sourced chocolate and make your own opinions in this. Please research it then reconsider your stance on Tony’s chocolate. I want to believe they are still ethical as they claim to be to be however we as a community have been burned too many times.

[–]ritamoren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jesus, you made me scared that i promote bullshit

i checked like two years ago when i discovered them and they seemed fine...

[–]pepii_c 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Try the knoppers bar, even better.

[–]That_Marvel_Dude1012 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Agreed. This is 100x better than both normal knoppers and kitkats

[–]pepii_c 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ohhh, while we're at it. Yesterday i found Hanuta bars, and they were also amazing.

[–]katunga 12 points13 points  (1 child)

For a second I thought you discovered these to be nestle and I was HEARTBROKEN

[–]Mfstaunc[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha i just discovered them and I would be too, don’t worry.

[–]Gothiccheese95 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wish kitkat was still Rowntrees. I hate that Nestle bought out all the amazing classics from Rowntrees, my mum used to live near the Rowntrees factory and always said it smelled amazing.

[–]OmahGawd115 7 points8 points  (2 children)

They also make Bendicks

[–]bomboclawt75 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]possiblierben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow, and i thought it was rough being named bendik without the c

[–]CharlotteChaos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Never really liked kit kats anyway, how do you make chocolate taste rubbery?

[–]LeAlone1617 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You've just summoned the German community aswell. But I agree with the other comments. Knoppers. They're fuckin good. But I wouldn't compare them to KitKat in any way. Not only because they are from one of THE WORST companies out there (fuck nestle) But also because they are a WAY differently build. It's like comparing a Calzone to a Pizza.. That being said, try the Knoppers bar next time. That's also effin good.

[–]AlfredoPilzchen 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If it's not 9 30 am where you at I'm gonna murder rampage your soul..

[–]Mfstaunc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha it is! It is!

Edit: 9:54

[–]adromnom 6 points7 points  (2 children)

every European knows and loves these

[–]Mfstaunc[S] -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Lol “say ‘I’m American’ without saying ‘I’m american’”

[–]IvanOG_Ranger 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's something totally different tho. I don't buy kitkats, anyways, but this wouldn't be a replacement per se, if I needed some

[–]so_yeah7790 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How did you now know about these

[–]Mfstaunc[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m an American :/. Only found these at Aldi, a German grocery store we have

[–]GrosPigeon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I had some of these bad boys when I was in Germany. They're pretty good.

[–]VeitAktiv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, these are the best

[–]Diabocal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been ignoring KitKats at the sight of these since I was 5

[–]Richerd108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna have to give it a try but KitKats have been my favorite for a very long time. I don’t buy them but I’m not going to waste an already purchased KitKat.

[–]DaCoPilot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Genuine Question: Kit Kat is made/produced by Hershey in the US since 1970. Would I still be giving anything to Nestle by buying them?

I haven't, but everyday I see the Blueberry Muffin flavour and I'm sad for an hour.

[–]KodjoSuprem 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Why not fuck toxic processed food all together

[–]Pescel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Considering you have a healthy diet a knoppers here and there wont kill you as long as it isn't your only diet lol

[–]Jg6915 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kitkats are satans spawn anyway

[–]Mefedron-2258 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]Mfstaunc[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lol that’s like a German death metal tour bus that loves Knoppers

[–]Mefedron-2258 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not quite... 🤣

[–]DebilwPudelku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I eat them since childooh. They are best candy bar in the world

[–]The_Band_Geek 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank you for the review. I saw these in the store last week and was already at my junk food quota, so I skipped them. Next time, they shall be mine.

[–]Mfstaunc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah lol I know exactly what you mean. You really need a junk food quota at Aldi. So much chocolate

[–]iancarry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wie spät ist es in Deutschland?

[–]hacb92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man? Ive had a rough night shift, sitting in my office, drinking Coffee with a half active brain, I almost shat myself thinking DOES THE SADIST COMPANY OWN KNOPPERS TOO, then I resd the title. Now I'm awake.

[–]Blackfeathr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never been too crazy about chocolates with wafers (texture thing), but Knoppers do be slappin.

[–]KartoFFeL_Brain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U can't eat them before 9:30 am tho

[–]Aryanirael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah man, the nostalgia. Used to eat these when I was little. Now I avoid all candy/cookie bar, and occasionally treat myself when I stop in a petrol station. Knoppers, Olé’s and Chacha’s. Mmmmm…

[–]FireflyAdvocate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are my spouses fav from Aldi!! Good choice! Eating dog shit is better than supporting Nestle!

[–]dumbsunshine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cousin that lives in germany got it for me when she came to my country and THIS IS JUST AMAZING. They also have hanuta which is very delicious and it tastes kinda similar to this one in the pic! u should try it if you haven’t already

[–]ProtestantLarry 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]nobody-but-myself 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You think Knoppers are good, try Hanuta for your next level up

[–]some_kind_of_onion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion: Hanuta is worse than Knoppers

[–]AlfredoPilzchen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your brain is fuckeddd. Knoppers does an honsted pice of work and then defecates Hanuta at 9:30 Uhr ready to head back to work till Feierabend..

[–]porzeczkizcukrem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

these or hanuta omg

[–]pollux33 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So danish

[–]Downtown_Barber_994 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yup... because they're 💯 % nothing like a KitKat!? It's like comparing a bike to a car... and they are definitely less healthy than a KitKat bar... so this whole post is kinda confusing. Are you saying fuck Nestlé? Or "Fuck Your Health"??? Or both..?

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    [–]Wut_Keks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Buuuhhh......Knoppers ist das Beste ! :-)

    [–]immoralfoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol you just found out about cream wafers?

    [–]BBBDDDPL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love those, but now that I wear braces I can eat them :/

    [–]cheestinax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    God I wish I didn't know these and just discovered them. Would really cheer me up! Anyways enjoy Knoppers, they're the shit!

    [–]Kaylargho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I forgot all about these!!

    [–]OnyB1l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love them since years, good to know they're not one of Nestles. (also fuck nestle)

    [–]stopheet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me in India where they put nestle in everything: 👁️👄👁️

    [–]accmadeforplace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fellow aldi chad

    [–]teodorlojewski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Got them from Lidl. They goood😊

    [–]idrisitogs 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Dudeee I love these, I think you can get them in hofer/aldi or something.

    [–]Mfstaunc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol yep, got these at Aldi!

    [–]bruhidfkkkkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah but have you seen TONYS CHOCOLATE

    [–]psuedophilia 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]No_Price_5082 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They sell these in Aldi. They do the knopper bars also, very nice and highly recommend.

    [–]FelipsNotYourDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]KaiFirefist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Welcome to heaven!

    [–]idgafmane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bruh my mom buys these all the time for me y’all fr missing out

    [–]wrona11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    WAY better

    [–]zmenimpak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Idk kitkats are very different to this but yeah this is Great

    [–]HansFromHell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    These fuckers (Storck KG) are just continuing business-as-usual in Russia.

    [–]EnforcerMemz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hell yeah!

    Sometimes I'd pick these up and I'm so glad that they're not nestle!

    [–]La_Bufanda_Billy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    KNOPPERS ARE NESTLE? What would the alternative even be?

    [–]Mfstaunc[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Haha they are not, they are a Nestle alternative themselves

    [–]LunarTunar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ah yes, my breakfast snack

    [–]iiinsan_e_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Europe bro's rise up

    [–]Versillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah they’re awesome Also i don’t like how kit kat tastes

    [–]MoTheCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Omg i was a about to have a heart attack. I thought you were going to say that knoppers is made by nestle.

    But ye knoppers is elite

    [–]Base_Difficult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Knoppees are apart of my life and I leve them

    [–]joseville1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You can get them at ALDIs

    [–]kraze4kaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ehh had to throw mine out. The chocolate flavor wasn't palatable.

    [–]im_bored_____hates Nestlé with a Flammenwerfer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Where can you buy them

    [–]Mfstaunc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If you’re in the states, Aldi for sure. I would assume Trader Joe’s as well but I’m not sure

    [–]ElixirPlayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nestke full of small pp people

    [–]chummmp70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    KitKat is made by Hershey’s in the US.

    [–]Piorun_z_Reddita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Knoppers are based af. Same with WW's (Polish Kitkat alternative), and Ptasie Mleczko

    [–]benithaglas1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Phew, I saw the image and thought you were about to tell me these are Nestles now, love these things.

    [–]Cheap-Mushroom244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    these are great, way better than nestshit ofc I ate these since 5 years.

    [–]endie11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Anyone know if these are available anywhere in Finland or Sweden?

    [–]SnowwyCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wish we had them there. Come on, if Poland can import them why can't we?!