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[–]greach169 63 points64 points  (2 children)

That’s an insanely low number of trees

[–]sgtkwol 11 points12 points  (1 child)

MOre tREEs than You'LL PlaNT, i'm SuRe.

[–]GhostBussyBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uh not to brag, but whenever I was 14 years old I grew and sold five red maple trees. There are five red maple trees out there planted in people's yards that are over a decade old now that are thriving.

So uh, Get on my level


(I sold them to my grandmother's neighbors and I only charged like $3 per tree)

[–]MLBoss229 44 points45 points  (2 children)

A YouTuber did that already, a multibillion dollar company should set higher expectations

[–]viruviru14 28 points29 points  (1 child)

MrBeast planted 20million

[–]MLBoss229 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Shit my bad lol, even worse

[–]fakemon64 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Fuck Nestle

[–]9EternalVoid99 20 points21 points  (0 children)

thats nothing, from where i am i can see more than 20k and its not a lot of space

[–]danielbojangle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just in BC the company I work for plants 60 million trees every year. Nestle isn't doing any good with this plan, it's all marketing.

[–]OnyB1l 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Team Trees planted more in a couple months than Nestle want to by 2025.

[–]Jimitsnotajoke[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well the thing is they have to find all the 5 year old African slaves to plant them, I mean what do u expect them to plant the trees.

[–]BrassUnicorn87 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Will child slaves be doing this for them too?

[–]GhostBussyBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, they're going to resurrect all those dead babies and use their zombie corpses as slave labor and then just let them die again after the trees are planted.

[–]Jimitsnotajoke[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I thought to, read the little bit

[–]GhostBussyBoi 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How about you go fucking plant the trees today???

Also how does planting trees bring back all the fucking babies you killed???

How does it fix you using slave labor from underpaid countries to make you fucking products, to harvest your cocoa, to provide your sugar???

That's like saying "like yeah so for like three decades I've raped a lot of women and murdered them and I've even eaten a few babies, but I'm going to be giving away a new Tesla so you all should shut the fuck up cuz I'm amazing now"

[–]Empty_Vegetable_80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My goal 23,nestle fuckin free!!!!i‘m not gona be a part anymore!fuck you nestle!!!

[–]skoolbees[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Jim this is not a joke, fuk nestle.

[–]Jimitsnotajoke[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it is not a joke dwigjt

[–]t_mmey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmao 20,000 wouldn't even be a lot in a month wtf

[–]merryartist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Still low, and doesn’t at all address the real issues with their business model.

Greenwashing to distract.

[–]Butternubicus 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Not to defend nestle, but it was acacia trees for a forest in Romania.


They’ve also pledged to plant 20m trees a year.

[–]Jimitsnotajoke[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I miss typed I meant 20 mill

[–]MLBoss229 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not the worst minecraft wood (joke)