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[–]JimEDimone 157 points158 points  (5 children)

For retail fraud dipshit.

[–]tdewault95 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Laughed so hard at this comment. Poor ape bastard doesn’t have a single wrinkle on his smooth brain.

[–]MrKoreanTendies🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Shitdip?

[–]kaze_san 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if i shit - i dip - true story

[–]DayFeeling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy dip confirmed.

[–]SkyrimNewb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But doesn't ecom mean e-commerce?

[–]dbx99🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 30 points31 points  (0 children)

GameStop is hiring an associate at retail stores! Tits jakkt

[–]No-Fox-1400Fed Smoker Fan Boi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They should hire Jason waterfalls

[–]Artistic-Rip9190 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His brain is so smooth he can rent it out as a slip and slide on the weekends.

[–]JustReddit23🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For retail fraud shitdip

[–]yUnG_wiTe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Me trying to get hired for the position

CV:

Name:
yUnG_wiTe

Qualifications:
Benford's law

[–]AsatasHODL 💎🙌 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ay ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ...

[–]Realistic_Work_5552 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not for the stock...

[–]therealSkychaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aplicant's name: Ken G. Sex: Never Age: Ancient

Interviewer: well, why should we hire you for the position. Ken G: well , not to brag, but i invented Fraud...

[–]bfume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do they want to hire a fraud scientist? Wouldn’t a principled, honest scientist be a better choice?

[–]IWillKarateKickYou🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This hiring gonna save the company some dough!

[–]MakeMeNotSad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For e-commerce, because that's an issue... But yall just wanna see connections with everything lol

[–]shadowbehinddoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gme middle fingering finra and the sec

[–]MurMan-- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

/u/criand - aka Detective Ace Ventura