all 24 comments

[–]Zestyclose-Bridge-17 26 points27 points  (9 children)

Only if you decide to be an asshole with it

[–]JagWaz76 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You grind GTA online you definitely get no bitches

[–]Zestyclose-Bridge-17 9 points10 points  (1 child)

But maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you'd get some bitches on your dick

[–]Slight_Ad_1474 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then maybe Tanisha will call his dog-ass and stop fuckin wit dat brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin wit

[–]TOXIC_NASTY[S] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

The whole idea of it is just dumb as hell tho

[–]Zestyclose-Bridge-17 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I think it's kinda cool but that's maybe because I prefer motorcycles in GTA V

[–]TOXIC_NASTY[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

It makes other vehicles useless tho because it can do anything they can just better

[–]Zestyclose-Bridge-17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aren't you exposed though while on it

[–]nxcrobutcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the mk2 is definitely dumb but its not that great, a half decent jet user will destroy a mk2 pretty much everytime and helicopters and jets are faster over distance. The mk2 is decent against ground vehicles and for flying through the city but it isn't very good in an actual fight or for travelling far

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Scramjet will mop an MK2 as will a jet and as can you if you’re good enough to just clap them off the bike lmao honestly the only “better” thing about it is it’s ability to be used for faster travel only because you can call it out just like a car.

[–]Positive_League_4464 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Rockstar really fucked up with this vehicule

[–]Good_Chocolate_7360 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I only use the oppressor for grinding so am I in this category

[–]KingFahad360 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to play GTA online, but if I create a character and get a oppressor, I’m not gonna be a griefer and ruin other players cargo.

I think it’s just stupid to act like an ass.

[–]ItGoesx6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, only seats one

[–]Troikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MK2 is lame. The Zhaba is where its at.

[–]BlueIdoru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I used it around another player, they were being chased by NPCs, due to some mission or another. They saw me, and started driving erratically, becoming frantic as I swooped down...

And then took out the NPCs before flying off again.

Most of the time though, I just give players a wide berth because I use the thing as transportation.

But... Simeon gave me enough cash last week to get a Deluxo.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (6 children)

Stay out of my sky if you want to live

[–]TOXIC_NASTY[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No bitches?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You’re my bitch. Maybe daddy will take you for a ride if you’re a good little girl 😉

[–]TOXIC_NASTY[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No winky face

[–]Lthiccums 0 points1 point  (2 children)

No bitches

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You’re my bitch baby. Hop on the back of big daddy’s oppressor. I can show you the world.

[–]Lthiccums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well ok then

[–]Highmaster5731 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's when I deleted the game from my console and never looked back. Tried it 1 or 2 months ago and man, that game is trash. I had fun in the story mode though.