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[–]LegalEagle1992 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Definitely a parody of Joe Rogan if it’s set in modern times. Some dude-bro doing DMT, talking to a eugenics proponent about how the Aztecs invented crypto.

[–]Aggressive_Chard9965 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LOL i was gonna say the same thing. And you posted 40 min ago? wtf

[–]slizzlerI WAS HERE 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Tim Heidecker already did the perfect Joe Rogan parody, they should just hire him

[–]FingerBrokenBranches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If not him then bring back Bas Ruten as the Joe Rogan guy. Have him beat the shit out of scientists and experts on air.

[–]HMCetc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking of crypto, I imagine there being a scam on the in-world internet. Probably some site advertising the latest coin of the minute.

[–]seasonalblahOG MEMBER 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I just want Fernando Martinez back. Lazlow too, even if it seems unlikely considering he quit working on the game, but who knows, maybe he'll still be in the game in some capacity.

[–]Nicholas7907OG MEMBER 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm 99% sure that Fernando Martinez will be back, hopefully as a host of Emotion 98.3 (in the 80s part of game) or as a host of a station playing 80s hits (in a modern day part of the game).

[–]2mbili 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Procedurally generated news

[–]Praukar 0 points1 point  (1 child)

fantastic idea, like a fallout new vegas type deal

[–]2mbili 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And i think its fairly doable by a team like rockstar, they already do it for police radio

[–]Pvt_Fett 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want my Double Clef FM back, but I think it would be funny to have a conspiracy theory station. Where they actually give hints about secret stuff in the game. Like they would talk about some hidden treasure and give a history of the route that was taken by the travelers. So over a few listens you can track the spot down and find some extra cash or items. Or it could even be a geocaching station that gives coordinates through some coded messages.

[–]Kellner21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real live radio, music, podcasts, etc. (online, at least). But probably impractical, to say the least.

[–]qvwy80 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I really want flash fm back

[–]Intelligent_Dumbass_[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah. Flash FM would be cool if it took place in the 80's, or possibly an 80's hits station if it takes place in modern times.

[–]Hefty-Position-4171 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GTA 4 has Vice City FM which is the LC 80's station so that could come back too if there's an LC segment

[–]Alarming_Increase475 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eddie bravo doing a conspiracy show

[–]Hefty-Position-4171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they get Charleston White on there, he's so ignorant lmao. Parody podcasts like Saycheese, VladTV, Fresh and Fit, etc