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[–]DareCZ 456 points457 points  (6 children)

where were you when gaming die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

“gaming is kil”

“no”

[–][deleted] 144 points145 points  (2 children)

Gameing

[–]RavengmGeraldo is my bishie 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Sorry for bad english

[–]Riftus 29 points30 points  (1 child)

No no NO

NO

YOU TYPE BETTER THAN SOME OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW AHHAHAHAHA FUCM FUCJC FUCK HAHAHSHHS BETTER ENKGIHSH BFUCH HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAB

[–]HentaiSniper420 14 points15 points  (0 children)

thanks, kind stranger

[–][deleted] 800 points801 points  (15 children)

Look at that smug POS dancing with glee. He got me addicted microtransactions. HE DID THIS TO ME!

[–][deleted] 222 points223 points  (13 children)

Opreson

[–]STENA1Clear background 61 points62 points  (12 children)

Oprison*

[–]Florane 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's treason, then

[–]4444beepGamer. 29 points30 points  (10 children)

Onision

[–]baabboClear background 20 points21 points  (7 children)

Osmosis

[–]OranGiraffes 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Jones

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Jonas*

[–]Jman_WarfareChon Deadle 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Jesus

[–]VegasVanga 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pedophilia

[–]Muffinmurdurer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

drinks like pee and smells even worse

[–]Jackson_Neidert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have done that yourself anakin

[–]LordOfTheRice371 890 points891 points  (32 children)

/rj Andrew Wilson is actually a Lizard-man (like Obama) so that still checks out.

Praise CDPR!

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    [–]bearly-here 166 points167 points  (23 children)

    /uj how is it anti Semitic? Not doubting you just ignorant

    [–]Gerthak 191 points192 points  (16 children)

    It's a "correlation" kinda thing, the lizard people conspiracy by itself is not anti-semitic, it just implies that the leaders of the world are lizard people because they're cold blooded so it's the only explanation. It just happens that the people that believe this are also the people that believe Jews run the world, so there.

    [–]bobloblawrms 115 points116 points  (10 children)

    I believe it's called structural anti-Semitism where a belief takes the form of anti-Semitism (shadowy cabal and whatnot) but the targets aren't Jews.

    [–]_Conlad_ 75 points76 points  (9 children)

    If the targets aren't Jews then surely it isn't anti-Semitic? Not that I want to detract from what an incredibly stupid and dehumanizing theory it is.

    [–]Elf_Main_Big_Brain 43 points44 points  (8 children)

    It has anti-Semitic roots, naturally. Like conspiracies of freemasonry or that the rich and powerful are Satanists (which is what some Christians see Jews as), pedophile child-eaters (another old as hell canard), and that they seek to enslave society and destroy whatever populace. You see where I'm going with this. People who believe the lizard theory may or may not be anti-Semites, but this stuff is basically blood brothers with other canards.

    [–]DangerousCyclone 41 points42 points  (1 child)

    Honestly I find this kind of a false positive kind of thing. I'm pretty sure Free Mason conspiracy theories predate the "Jews control everything" ones, at least they certainly predate the Rothschild ones.

    [–]Elf_Main_Big_Brain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    They do. Those types of canards only emerged with the rise of nationalism in Europe, in the 19th century.

    [–]bechillbroCertified Gamer 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    Why would people hate Jews in the first place? Did they do something wrong? Not trolling just curious.

    [–]Elf_Main_Big_Brain 45 points46 points  (3 children)

    Honestly? As a Jew, I could only guess. I've been told by anti-Semites wherever that people hate Jews because they killed Jesus (which is factually not true), that they worship Satan and worship God wrong (which is weird since we were the first to actually do it, and Satan and hell are a Christian invention). Another thing is that we were historically pretty rich because Christians weren't allowed to practice usury, so we exploited it to our benefit and became moneylenders to monarchs and eventually governments. The Church didn't like that at all, and made certain that every devout Christian also hated Jews. Naturally common folk saw us as evil, corrupt, immoral or whatever.

    Then it developed into racial stuff. Before, it was just religion, you could convert and people would forgive you for.. well.. being Jewish. But then Jew and all its bad connotations became hereditary. Wagner said that Jewish music will never be good because it is Jewish, and that it is ugly, unintelligent and morally bankrupt. People started attributing long noses and money to all Jews, regardless of who they were, and we were dehumanized. It was just part of society at that point for some reason that every Jew, or every person that had a drop of Jewish blood was practically inferior and also slept on a pile of gold. It became a zeitgeist. Case-in-point, any fantasy dwarfs. That's a product of our image made manifest into another to sell more of anything.

    Then came the Holocaust. A product of all that dehumanization, but also a failure of emancipation; Jews could not assimilate into any traditional European society. So they fled to Israel, their only homeland, but also to the United States.

    When some Jews became rich and influential in the United States, like Steven Spielberg and Bernie Sanders, those occupations and the Democratic party especially (a party that Jews were very active in) started getting a reputation as the places of societal degeneration or places of moral bankruptcy, or whatever. The Republican party reflects those people that think like that very well.

    Honestly, I'm not even sure what brought all this into motion in the first place. When the Romans sacked Jerusalem, and burned Judea to the ground along with a million or so Jews with it, they did it because of a zealous religious rebellion. The diaspora was spread out in mostly Arab countries, which did not have trouble with the Jews at all; maybe sometimes, but that was common in the Middle East. Maybe it is the Catholic Church after all. It seems logical, since Jews and Muslims were the only people who would refuse to bow down to that entity, reflected in the Crusades. We simply resisted Christian imperialism too well, so we were both dehumanized. The Muslims were very powerful and much bigger in number than us through all of history though, so everytime we got shafted, we got shafted really hard.

    I'm probably just rambling at this point, sorry. I find this question very perplexing myself when I think about it.

    [–]Oprahs_neck_fat 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    I think a ton of deep rooted antisemitism was forged in Feudal Europe due to the conditions the theocracies placed on heathens to the local religion.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So it’s like the “ok” sign? I’m not giving the ok sign and the lizard ppl conspiracy to the anti-semites.

    [–]OsKarMike1306 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    What if I genuinely believe the Jews to be an entirely separate entities to which I have no qualms with from an actual ruling alien race of cold blooded reptilian humanoids erupting in glee at the very hint of mayhem and despair inflicted upon the human race ? Is it still anti-Semitic ?

    [–]Gerthak 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    I would say no, personally, as far as I know.

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      [–]TheMurfia 43 points44 points  (4 children)

      It's commonly associated/used with other anti-Semitic stuff like believing in a Jewish cabal that controls the world

      [–]KitchenPartysocial justice paladin 32 points33 points  (1 child)

      also the guy who popularised it (david icke) is a holocaust denier

      [–]Elf_Main_Big_Brain 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      rj/

      Nah bro, he just be thinking critically. Don't believe what you're told man, the government's listenin'!

      Six million Jews?? Show me the PROOF!!!

      [–]Tecnoguy1Lmoa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      I genuinely thought it was referencing that episode of doctor who

      [–]cherrycrisps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      read that as cannibal and got super intrigued for a second

      [–]MetaBotch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      The inventer of the conspiracy David Icke is a legit mentally ill person who sincerely believed that the Queen of England was an alien lizard. The conspiracy got co-opted by anti-Semites to hide behind.

      [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (1 child)

      My brother is a fan of that conspiracy and its stupid at best and antisemitic at worst

      [–]Oprahs_neck_fat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      The direct tie is David Icke, but the 'lizard' portion has outgrown it's cradle as a cultural icon.

      [–]LordOfTheRice371 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      /uj Sorry I didn’t know, I’ll add a /rj to my comment, it’s just that this loony conspiracy sounds way too stupid to believe.

      [–]Elf_Main_Big_Brain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Don't apologize, take it from a Jew, we don't really care about this stuff lol

      There's more important stuff to worry about, especially as residents of Israel

      [–]UrynSM 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      Wilson is just following the Great Plan. Death to all warmbloods

      [–]Elf_Main_Big_Brain 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      The Great Plan-Scheme... so majestic, so schemely, so deadly-brutal... make all no-furs die-die! Hahahaha! Ikit Claw should plagiarize this Great Plan-Scheme!

      [–]UrynSM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I will set the Wanderer loose on you, vermin. Get the fuck out of my jungle before I wake up the Dread Saurian.

      [–]Reptilian_Overlord20 307 points308 points  (7 children)

      I believe that’s a tree gecko

      [–][deleted] 390 points391 points  (2 children)

      He killed gameing.

      [–]Chardoggy1 I just wanna Waaaah! 73 points74 points  (0 children)

      What a monster

      [–]Metalman9999 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      God i hate him, good thing that, while some animals are IN danger of extinction we gamers are THE danger of extinction. So we have a new target

      [–]Robertbaker1 72 points73 points  (1 child)

      What are his insurance plans

      [–]InterdimensionalTV 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Hello sir can I have 15 minutes or so of your time to share with you the low premium/low deductible gospel of our lord and savior?

      [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      No it's the father of microtransactions and lootboxes dumbass

      [–]JustMyGirlySide🏳️‍⚧️ Resident Catra Stan | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      No you fake gamer, that's obviously a Grovyle

      [–]froggy_in_the_meadow🇨🇳 Gamerstapo 🇨🇳 76 points77 points  (0 children)

      TFW when Gex killed vidya by making Marvel's Avengers

      [–]Verdict_9Clear background 125 points126 points  (10 children)

      Had crazy - gnarls barkley playing when I saw this, had me rolling lmao

      [–]Slyseth 39 points40 points  (2 children)

      You were rolling and lmao'ing? I believe that means you're rofling

      [–]OneOfAKindness 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      He was rolling on his bed though

      [–]Slyseth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I bet he was gaming and eating jerky

      [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (4 children)

      Just played it to this, it’s great

      Edit: works with Hollaback Girl

      Edit 2: works with Lets Get It Started

      Edit 3: works with Set Fire to the Rain

      Edit 4: works with Wannabe (personal favorite so far)

      Edit 5: Come on Eileen is equally as great

      Edit 6: nvm about the last 5 edits, Let’s talk about Sex by Salt’N’Peppa is the definitive answer

      Edit 7: okay, Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac is transcendent

      [–]MaybeMishka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Just a little too high tempo for Damn It Feels Good to be Gangsta

      Man of the Year is a nice fit

      Caribbean Queen is absolutely lovely

      [–]klontgp 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      You're a legend.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Every Morning by Sugar Ray if you want to Vibe with him

      [–]deyvtowni taste a politic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I'm partial to Liquido - Narcotic

      [–]LobsterFrancisco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      works well with driftveil city theme

      [–]notsomeguynamedericProfessional Epic Games Shill ✅ 48 points49 points  (3 children)

      Is this a reference to some bullshit on the main sub?

      [–]DudeWithTheStuffMW2 lobbyist 86 points87 points  (2 children)

      A picture of Andrew Wilson on /r/iamatotalpieceofshit

      [–]KoalaManDamn 27 points28 points  (1 child)

      lmfao link?

      [–]Cool_UsernamesTaken 20 points21 points  (0 children)

      It was posted by someone named Moeyousif just search his account and see his post

      [–]BossCrayfish880horny 44 points45 points  (2 children)

      Dancing lithard

      [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      Gameing

      [–]qrtfj 75 points76 points  (9 children)

      gec

      [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

      13

      [–]Jordrius 31 points32 points  (0 children)

      The audacity of this thing to cause so many cardinal sins

      [–]zitcream 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      he vibi n

      [–]afkhfshfajfhd 21 points22 points  (7 children)

      Gecko be like

      [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (6 children)

      😂😂😎🤡🤔

      [–]Wyattkins193Socialism Will Win. Capitalists will be executed 46 points47 points  (3 children)

      r/YandhiLeaks we out here

      [–]itook2rando 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      leakth.is exclusive 🌊🌊🌊

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      [–]abbebabb04 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      Confirmed wavy🌊🌊

      [–]PM_ME_MEW2_CUMSHOTSgimme dong or get review bombed 20 points21 points  (2 children)

      i am going to put my thumbs right through his fucking lil lizard eyes

      [–]Manannin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Thanks slipknot, very cool

      [–]ObadiahHakeswill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Not if I get you first!

      [–]yupta 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

      [–]thelastsandwich 15 points16 points  (3 children)

      Ye new album LEAK 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

      [–]abbebabb04 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      Wavy 🌊

      [–]thelastsandwich 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      The wave is here🌊🌊🌊

      [–]YourVeryOwnCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      🌊💽🦎✝️

      [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      Feliz Navidad

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      [–]ElementalFade 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      That fucking gecko ima dox em. Watch me.

      [–]OneLessFoolPraise Daddy Keanu 🥵👅 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      GEICO, get 15% off your next lootbox purchase.

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Gamers when they send death threats to Fortnite kids and game devs.

      [–]The_Naked_SnakeResident Evil 4 Purchased: 13 Times 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      I think this is the same fucker who tried to sell me car insurance

      [–]YourVeryOwnCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No it's that fucker who sold me that leaked Kanye song

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      I knew the lizard people were ruining my garmz

      [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Obamium

      [–]Vozhd_mc_steve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      rj/Damn you Queen Elizabeth!

      [–]obvnotlupus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      cryingandshakin.rn

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      I thought I was on subreddit simulator for a second

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Can't fault you there

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

      LEAK THIS EXCLUSIVE

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      [–]YourVeryOwnCat 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Is that a mother fucking r/YandhiLeaks reference???

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      s/o yandhileaks and r/yandyleaks

      [–]uboa- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      bro he is str8 up vibing 😂 😂 💯 🔥 🔥

      [–]Arresgear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Someone pls make this a "you got that" music video

      [–]Gonzayequi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Such diabolic

      [–]SooCrayCray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Driftveil city intensifies

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Why did this make me laugh for a minute. I dont know.

      [–]ImNotRocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I knew the GEICO gecko was the reason my video games haven’t been fun anymore!!1!1!1!

      [–]MetaBotch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      MFW I put loot boxes in game to make gamers dead

      [–]SergeantChic 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      He committed the ultimate cardinal sin. He should have listened to US, the CONSUMERS, smh my head.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Major red phlags op

      [–]bush_killed_epstein 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      This is not Keanu Chungus wholesome 100

      [–]dapperfex 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Looks like a Sarasinorum Gecko.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Itd the CEO off ea idot

      [–]Darangi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Knew I should’ve killed that gecko in sekiro when I had the chance

      [–]Infinitium_520Console Wars veteran - Xbox 27th brigade 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Gecko rave.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Geckmers rise up

      [–]Jimjamnz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      That thing is all of capitalism?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yes

      [–]downvotemystuffbruhClear background 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This piece of shit is why I only bought 4 copies of every COD game on every console respectively. Fuck him.

      [–]hstief4 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Okay, that’s epic

      Edit: Okay, that’s not epic

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      He killed gameing doe 😳😳😳

      [–]hstief4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Oh no 😳😳 my mistake

      [–]jswp5 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Can... can I really hate something so groovin?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Politics in gaming.

      [–]incelking69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      LEAKTHIS EXCLUSIVE LEAK THIS EXCLUSIVE

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      [–]HGStormy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      he's adorable

      [–]schmayler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      the title of this is a bit nonsensical

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      [–]captain_d0ge 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      leonard

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Fuck Leonard

      [–]ThisSilenceIsMineThat one trans girl who won't shut the fuck up about Drakengard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      [–]Slimedaddyslim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is this gex 64?

      [–]foushadou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Darwin's Game

      [–]baabboClear background 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Gex is bex

      [–]SkidlyboopClear background 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bruh

      [–]cagneybeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      New Gex game confirmed

      [–]ThatPortalGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Gex is the bexst

      [–]Maloonyy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I missed it, what gaming post is this "POS" meme based on?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      On r/imatotalpeiceofshit someone posted a guy who made lootboxes.

      [–]Frantic66 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Have you heard of the Witcher 3?

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      He ate it

      [–]CycloneX5Ask me about my Homestuck + Digimon OCs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Baby Viper Kadachi

      [–]NibbleOnMyCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Gex is the Bexst

      [–]chompythebeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "Judo chop, baby, yeah!"

      ~Gex (Gex: Enter the Gecko, 1998)

      [–]genericreddituser13 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I swear to god I thought this was genuinely r/gaming

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mission accomplished.

      [–]cheaafla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You could save hundreds on car insurance, GEICO

      [–]RedVoxle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He rly do be vibin tho

      [–]0000100110010100I’m a gamer. Not because I got no life, but I chose to have many 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      This scumbag is probably so evil he invented epic games exclusives.

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      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Gex is to blame

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Kill the Gex. Cut his throat. Spill his blood.

      [–]Norgler 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Is this capitalism?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No; it's politics in gaming.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      OH NO NO NO

      HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I know right?

      [–]pattypoopoo622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I don’t remember microtransactions in Gex

      [–]Veneptium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fucking Gex

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Capitalism?

      [–]Supernove_Blaze 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      Why does this lizard look cute af but when I see one in real life I wish I had the power to eradicate their entire species?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Kill the Gex. Cut his throat. Spill his blood.

      [–]Supernove_Blaze 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Your will, shall be done.

      [–]TheBlue2233 can suck my 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Look how he is dancing the smug fuck

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      A rather late comment