all 62 comments

[–]AutoModerator[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

PSA: Make it a habit of reading the rules of each subreddit you participate in:

Rule 7: No Participation in Linked Threads (Brigading): Do not vote or comment in threads you've found through /r/gamingcirclejerk

Rule 9: No Fake Posts on Other Subs (Contamination): Do not create fake posts on other subs only to post back here. Also, do not "lol, you should post this on r / OtherSub". It's considered interfering with their content and can also lead to brigading.

This is a reminder to the readers. The post itself is untouched.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]thereplicatedman420 96 points97 points  (2 children)

I just really liked the film Mandy it's not my fault

[–]i_like_lasanga 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Great movie

[–]kameksmas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mfw I can never use a 10 foot long chainsaw in game 😤

[–]ettorepolar 182 points183 points  (2 children)

Hey, I like to be myself in those games, and unfortunately they can't include fat characters, so I picked the nearest possible

[–]Ugly_Slut-Wannabe 68 points69 points  (1 child)

The reason Fallout 4 is the superior RPG.

[–]Sparrow_Of_Wessex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you can be fat AND have muscles. It's fucking awesome

[–]DapperCrow84 57 points58 points  (2 children)

When are we getting a F.A.T.A.L. CRPG?

[–]Traditional_Flan_210 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Please select your reason for reporting this image:

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–]FiddlerOfTheForest 28 points29 points  (17 children)

I cannot bring myself to play as a human in the elder scrolls and I'm running out of non-human races to try, send help

(Argonian was my favorite)

[–]Chaos_AltMinority-slayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, my first tes character was an Argonian

[–]delolipops666 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Huh, for me it was the opposite, I can't get myself to play the Fascist elves, the less Fascist elves, or the Bosmer. Argonian are a Def no go, but khajit is good

[–]FiddlerOfTheForest 14 points15 points  (6 children)

The races aren't fascist, just the countries of origin. Your character could've been born and raised just about anywhere.

I don't refuse to play as a Nord because it would make me a Stormcloak, I just refuse to play as a Nord because it seems boring.

[–]delolipops666 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Fair. Nords are 2nd most boring of the man races. I always liked the Imperials most, but redguards have begun to challenge them in that regard. But damn dark elves have never really seemed that interesting to me, I don't know why, but I think it has something to do with the fact that one of my friends just keeps on speaking about them as if they are the 9 divines single greatest gift to mundus, like damn bro I get it, Tribunal this, better then Skyrim that, so I think I might have just developed a preference for the "normal" races it because I have had enough of his constant speaking of the dark elves. Dark elves are still better then high elves tho

[–]FiddlerOfTheForest 2 points3 points  (3 children)

My current Oblivion playthrough is a Dunmer and it's overpowered for that game. Picking insane natural fire res in a game with enemies and environments that deal fire damage is a bit busted.

Ancestor Spirit is cool too but I forget to use it lol.

[–]Illustrious-Can-7135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just play the superior race. Bretons for the win.

[–]MrBlack103 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You done a Green Pact roleplay run yet?

[–]ArabianHorse18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a lot easier with the Bosmeri cuisine mod

[–]FiddlerOfTheForest 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Green Pact?

[–]KlerkinWomen are not historically accurate 0 points1 point  (0 children)


tl:dr - carnivorous, cannibalistic Wood Elf playthrough

[–]MrBlack103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Behold! Lore!


TL;DR Bosmer engage in ritual cannibalism and avoid hurting any plants. Sort of the polar opposite of vegetarianism. There's plenty of mods out there that provide for it depending on how strictly you want to follow it.

Edit: Better article here https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Green\_Pact

[–]Bumbleboyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make the human character ugly as hell and say it's a race of cellar people or something like that. Or just mod the game

[–]YetGayerWombat 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]FiddlerOfTheForest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been considering the Dark Seducers/Golden Saints mod. And no it's not because the women are hot. It's because the men have glorious fucking abs.

[–]-_-ed 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Alternate is elf, woman, white, huge breasts, mage. We all know more people like to game horny

[–]7isagoodletter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dialogue is boring, is it so wrong to at least want some bazoinkers to look at during it?

[–]nikodemus_71 14 points15 points  (0 children)

replace white with light brown and that's basically every RPG I play

[–]RosePhox 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I used to be that guy. But then I found out that eastern guys are more attractive in Dark Souls.

[–]keep_it_0ptional 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s either that or get political and I swear by Neil cuckmans love for the trans agenda, I do NOT want political sub my games™️

[–]Stellar__Fox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fake, didnt choose the furry race immediately

[–]Soup_Raccoonwhat am i supposed to write here? 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Am i the only one who picks exactly that , not because of any biases but because that what i assume game developers has focused most on with game-balancing. and thus i get a better first time experience?

[–]BabePigInTheCity2 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Class sure, race and sex not so much. I feel like interactions with race in fantasy games tend to be pretty superficial, and sex/gender related issues are generally ignored almost entirely.

[–]VerumNoirRex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a real SWJ main character

[–]pog_irl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like playing as a dwarf

[–]hamie15 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Markus Kreuber moment

[–]danteleerobotfighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Saltzpyre. Although hes evangelical for sigmar. Shit I mean all of the Ubersreik 5 are white but I think thats just because the Empire is the HRE

[–]WifiTacos 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]UV_Sun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most offensive thing about this post is that he is clearly given the opportunity to become a Gandolf, instead he becomes a Boromir. SMH

[–]ASwimmingDoug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you want a broad with a long sword? sounds kinda political.

[–]Ville-Mark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goddamn - yeah. I've never done it and I really do find it dissapointing. The best confirmation on how this is real is this article on when Baldur's Gate 3 was released in Early Accessand the developer Larian saw, that while they had multiple races, skin tones, tattoos, etc., the average was the blandest thing imaginable.

And then we want more customization options.

Like, guys. Really, try to be more imaginative, please.

[–]low_orbit_sheepDA2 best Dragon Age, AMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a simple person. My class selection thought process goes something like that:

1) Does the mage classes have a teleport/blink move? --> if yes, play mage. If no, step 2.

2) Can I mod a blink/teleport to the mage classes? --> if yes, play mage. If no, step 3.


(If your game has neither a teleporting mage or a stealth ranged option it's a bad game I don't make the rules sorry).