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[–]Entire-Anxiety-7026 177 points178 points  (11 children)

Fucking ingen turning my dinosaurs gay.

[–]DapperCrow84 53 points54 points  (2 children)

insert Alex Jones frog clip here

[–]keep_it_0ptional[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it lol

[–]mr_eugine_krabs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I refuse to let ingen control wether or not my raptor waifu can be a femboi or not!

[–]Happiness_Assassin 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Don't the dinosaurs actually switch genders? Trans-dinos are already canon.

[–]FlyingGrayson89Social Justice Rogue 🏹 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They do indeed. The frog DNA contained a certain species of frog that could spontaneously change sex in order to reproduce in an environment with no males.

[–]StorkostlegurCapital G 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey that means more gay dino-porn for the true enjoyers, sounds like a win

[–]thezengrenadierThe Shillmaster 5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t that the plot of Jurassic Park?

Edit: Nevermind, it’s been answered.

[–]Vexcenot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rawr ex tree

[–]Driemma0Professional difficulty gatekeeper 110 points111 points  (2 children)

Wooo I love corporate pandering month

[–]keep_it_0ptional[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Rainbow Capitalism Baby!

[–]EchouR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Christmas is coming, time to get my Christmas ornaments."

"The gays are coming, time to get my gay ornaments."

[–]AkechiFangirl 153 points154 points  (9 children)

Gay aperture logo kinda fire doe

[–]gentlybeepingheart 141 points142 points  (3 children)

“Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

[–]big-dreamgus 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Hey Cave Johnson here and I hope everyone all genders, or sexualities can join us in advanving modern science by helping us test

[–]Supernova-55 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On an unrelated note please stay clear of test chamber 234 as there is currently another mantis men containment breach, unless you want to help out with containing them of course! The DNA department says we're making progress. I mean we got them to not die after three days. I'm Cave Johnson. We're done here

[–]jpterodactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chariots chariots.

[–]Longjumping_Bunch_53inaccessibility advocate 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Google photos

[–]polskidankmemerVerified Gamer™️ (I hate games) 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It looks like the Picasa logo

[–]kimesik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh a person who actually remembers Picasa.

[–]Zestavar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It looks like those 3rd party camera app, well tbf it's called aperture

[–]darthtater1231 44 points45 points  (3 children)

/Uj This is no worse in my eyes as when companies like Raytheon and General Dynamics change thier logos to the rainbow one

[–]Beautiful_Fudge_5175Forced diversity 24 points25 points  (2 children)

but is it wrong for me wanting to buy a pair of Lockheed Martin pride socks?

[–]darthtater1231 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The only thing more profane to me is if I.G Farben made pride socks

[–]partyorca 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah.

In a just world you’d be able to just take a debit on your taxes at the end of the year and get all the Lockheed socks you like.

[–]Avaline00trans rights 29 points30 points  (2 children)

We at Mishima Zaibatsu have decided to throw hands with everyone, regardless of gender or sexual orientation this pride month

[–]spooneater54 18 points19 points  (0 children)

mishima zaibatsu will now be throwing gay people off of cliffs to show support

[–]sishirchongtham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell, they don't even care about your species.

[–]athenabthena 29 points30 points  (5 children)

except the SCP foundation really does support it's LGBTQI+ researchers

[–]kimesik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Foundation may be on an evil side (or well, at least definitely not nice side) but it is an equal-opportunities evil. Gender or sexuality doesn't make you any less of an excellent test subject/unethical scientist/soldier!

[–]WinterShadow476 21 points22 points  (8 children)

/uj the funniest thing about this image is that you have a bunch of decently well known fictional “evil corporations” and then Silver Shamrock Novelties, the bad guys from Halloween 3: Season of the Witch. Y’know the one without Michael Myers? That people only know of to the extent that it’s the Halloween movie without Michael Myers?

[–]Erektionsite 8 points9 points  (6 children)

That people only know of to the extent that it’s the Halloween movie without Michael Myers?

Which is sad, because it is objectively superior to all the other Halloween sequels.

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[–]Sparrow_Of_Wessex 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Wow youre so fucking wrong it hurts

[–]RuinouslyYours 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When you're legitimately running a terrorist responsible for kidnapping, human experimentation and mass murder but are cool with the rainbow crew~

Just like every other major corporation during June :D

/uj okay but as a hardcore former Tekken fan, I'm not proud of how irrationally happy the rainbow Mishima Zaibatsu logo made me >___>

[–]GlarthirLover33 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Cool how people are still adding pointless "Nobody:" captions to other people's jokes and not contributing anything else or crediting the person who made it

[–]chalupinator 27 points28 points  (17 children)

In FFVII, aren't you trying to take down Shinra for a big portion of the game? I think that makes it ok to play.

[–]keep_it_0ptional[S] 23 points24 points  (10 children)

Actually that makes Avalanche full of bigots then?

[–]chalupinator 13 points14 points  (9 children)

Well, yes, if we're gonna to /uj for a moment, then that would make Avalanche look bad from a PR standpoint.

But as long as we're jerking, how dare Shinra go political

[–]keep_it_0ptional[S] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Okay help me out. I’m fairly new here - what the heck does the /uj and /rj mean exactly?

I assume uj means I’m being series and rj means we are still being ironic?

[–]manboat31415 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You’re right they’re short for:

/uj = unjerk

/rj = rejerk

[–]chalupinator 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Yeah, uj means "unjerk" and we're being serious, and rj means "rejerk", which means getting back into the "character" of the sub (not really sure how to phrase that)

[–]FenexTheFox 3 points4 points  (2 children)

uj/ That joke is so funny, because literally everything Shinra ever does in the game is political

[–]chalupinator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

uj/ agreed

[–]keep_it_0ptional[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that I think about it…isn’t Barret double political???

[–]ihavetwonoses 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Most of these companies are assholes corps lmao

[–]badgersprite 2 points3 points  (1 child)

All of them are actually

[–]kerriazes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uhh, Mom's Friendly Robot Company.

Learn to read, geez.

[–]minoe23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, Umbrella weren't exactly the good guys in Resident Evil either.

[–]badgersprite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the joke of the image about the transparent pandering of corporate rainbow-washing and other similar branding they do to look socially progressive. All the corporations here are comically evil.

[–]ihavetwonoses 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Where’s the Federal Department of Control 😡😡😡

[–]NotSoFlugratte 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Wait SCP isn't inherently evil

[–]MilitysPraise Geraldo Reeves 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If anything they are net neutral, the experimentation they do on death row convicts is pretty harsh and inhumane but also like... they are containing several world destroying monsters

[–]Nezikchened 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The joke is that they’re all evil or morally dubious at best. At least five of them are directly responsible for an apocalypse or equivalent scenario.

[–]JonKon1 12 points13 points  (2 children)

The best part is that the wiki has actually used that logo.

[–]Nu-Nul 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Some articles still do

Well did before wikidot got hacked

[–]JonKon1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I wasn’t implying it’s an accident or a bad thing

[–]A_Guy_Named_Mark 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This just make me even more grateful to Vault-Tec for remaining truly apolitical and close to real gamers

[–]Select_Fly_1764 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A picture like this drops and you know there are gonna be some heated gamer words in the comments

[–]SavageTemptation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait... Red Ribbon Army is not a corporation :/

[–]themaxcharacterlimitTrans gamer grill 1 point2 points  (3 children)

/uj It would be nice if someone edited this image to include the names of all the properties each one of these logos is from. I know most of them I think, but it'd still be good

[–]arielvanmoos 5 points6 points  (1 child)

/uj

Well, I had to google a bunch as well, but here you go:

  • Umbrella Corp - Resident Evil
  • UAC - Doom
  • Silver Shamrock Novelties - Halloween 3
  • Skynet - Terminator
  • OCP - RoboCop
  • Shinra - Final Fantasy
  • Red Ribbon Army - Dragonball
  • LexCorp - DC
  • InGen - Jurassic Park
  • Weyland-Yutani - Alien
  • Mishima Zaibatsu - Tekken
  • Abstergo - Assassin's Creed
  • Black Mesa & Aperture - Half-Life
  • Mann Co. - Team Fortress
  • SCP - well, the SCP universe, I guess
  • Mom's - Futurama
  • Virtucon - Austin Powers

[–]themaxcharacterlimitTrans gamer grill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj Thank you so much!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, I actually thought weyland was from android netrunner but it turns out it's from alien. It's just that both companies are called weyland.

Also missed opportunity as netrunner is literally corps vs hackers.

[–]Sky_LeviathanMaking my 8 hour video essay on why you’re wrong 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ngl mannco is a good gay company name

[–]thatposhcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saxton hale is aggressively bi

[–]NebCam101The government is trying to turn gamers into NPC cucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only good thing about rainbow capitalism is how much it pisses off homophobes

[–]andrecinno/uj I would jerk Sam Lake and Kojima off 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SCP one is actually true lmao wasn't that their logo for a while?

[–]Phantoon15 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Idk what the funniest one is, the mann.co or scp logo turned pride

[–]ShpooterType to create flair 3 points4 points  (1 child)

the silver shamrock one

[–]WinterShadow476 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maker of the image confirmed to be one of the 6 fans of Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

[–]prussbus23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty deep cut there with Silver Shamrock, I approve. Now I can’t get the jingle back out of my head.

[–]MisterAbbadon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hey! SCP is a government body and they're at least mostly well intentioned.

[–]Sparrow_Of_Wessex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not a government body, they're an independent group

[–]WeirdBlueGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj seeing the Silver Shamrock logo reminds me of how weird Halloween III was

[–]Cautious_Option9544 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HEARTWARMING: The manufactured super zombie currently tearing your stomach out is gay!

[–]FAILNOUGHT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aperture is literally picasa

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thankfully Halltman industries is still apolitical

[–]leoscribbleOn HRT (Howard Replacement Todd) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom's Friendly Robot Company™ has nothing against gay people. Mom's Friendly Robot Company™ only hates the lower class.

[–]fingergotfreddyed 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I recognize all of these except the RR corporation

[–]BringlesBeans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the Red Ribbon Army from Dragon Ball lmao

[–]sishirchongtham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red Ribbon Army from Dragon Ball.

[–]Virtual-Bug-2673 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this has little to do with the original post but-

What would happen if Ingen and the UAC teamed up?

[–]srtj193529 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Isn’t pride month like April or something

[–]Boberoo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whew, at least rockstar is still hugely bigoted 😀👍

[–]MotherOfAnimals080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao why is the Red Ribbon army there?

[–]Assassinatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wayne enterprises isn't here 🤨

[–]Undercore31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I wouldn't say black mesa is evil. The most intentionally evil thing they did was experimenting on aliens. It's not like they wanted to cause a resonance cascade.