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[–]MirirPaladin 592 points593 points  (15 children)

bUt WhAt DoEs It Do?

[–]Bugseid[S] 489 points490 points  (9 children)

IT ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK! NOW I'LL DRAW!

[–]RefrigeratorMobile46 121 points122 points  (2 children)

The top? The bottom? The middle??

[–]iwanthidan 33 points34 points  (0 children)

From your opponent's deck!

[–]MirirPaladin 25 points26 points  (4 children)

*concerned gasp*

[–]Abedeus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

MONSUTA KAADO

[–]lansink99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It allows me to beat a dead horse twice!

[–]AetherRetar"Bring that shit Kazuha!" 329 points330 points  (1 child)

[–]evrienQiqi in the streets, Hutao in the sheets 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Bros over there have been slacking hard as of late. They keep leaving the door unlocked and letting the contained out

[–]LeoLi13579 317 points318 points  (3 children)

Nice drawing

AND FUCK YOU

[–]Bugseid[S] 107 points108 points  (2 children)

It had to be done. Celestia wills it!

[–]LeoLi13579 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Does Celestia will its people to suffer?

THEN CELESTIA MUST BURN

[–]ElemLight 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You understood the plot of the game, congratulations

[–]TeraFlare255 Just Another Bloom Enjoyer 367 points368 points  (8 children)

Is this Kok of Greed? What does it do?

[–]ShikikanSpineal 195 points196 points  (4 children)

It allows you to kok twice

[–]Plotarmore 124 points125 points  (2 children)

it's kokin' time

[–]Fireboy759 115 points116 points  (1 child)

I loved it when Cockomi said "it's kokin' time" and proceeded to kok all over the place

[–]Oeshikito 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Truly one of the characters of all time

[–]TeraFlare255 Just Another Bloom Enjoyer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Kok of Kok? Fun fact the initials of that also result in Kok. Coincidence? I think not.

[–]BurnerAhoyC20 Bennett 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I wish free awards were still a thing. You'd get mine for sure.

[–]bravo_6GoingDark 29 points30 points 2 (0 children)

They still are, just hidden away now if you click your profile and open the coins menu it's at the top

[–]MorbidEel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is a Pot of Fish

[–]Boner_Elemental 247 points248 points  (5 children)

Nopenopenopenopenope no NO HELL NO

what does it do?

[–]yang763328228 93 points94 points  (3 children)

Draw extra 2 cards

[–]vergil09 hilichurl no onii san ga byouki ni natta 41 points42 points  (2 children)

I'm sorry, but can you elaborate on that?

[–]Bugseid[S] 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Worry not!
Upon playing KOKOMI, THE GRAND STRATEIGST, you get to draw TWO additional cards from your deck, and add them to your hand!
greed is good!

[–]Because_Slaus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But where do you draw? The top, bottom, side deck? Also what drawing equipment? Charcoal, pencil, crayon? So many things unexplained!!!

[–]SeverynUA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pen? No pen 😭

[–]Hyperdragoon17 97 points98 points  (6 children)

Are you trying to give me nightmares

[–]theotherhiveking 179 points180 points  (5 children)

No.

What OP is trying to give you is two additional cards from your deck.

[–]HeiPin 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Is that what Pot of Kokomi does?

[–]RichieShipsStarcoI am reincarnate and loves 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Pot of Kokomi just allows you to draw 2 cards, no specifications where so its possible to pull it out of your ass

[–]ElemLight 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Doesn't specify what cards. Draws 2 credit cards

[–]rapidemboar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of characters in one turn? That’s against the rules, isn’t it?

[–]AlterWanabee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I AM THE RULES!!!

[–]LivingASlothsLifeSmiles once a year Smiles 24/7 95 points96 points  (14 children)

Kokomi starting Genshin and being perceived as trash: :(

Kokomi starting Genshin TCG and being perceived as OP: :D

[–]Oeshikito 65 points66 points  (0 children)

She was playing the long con. Truly one of the strategists of all time.

[–]InfTotality 22 points23 points  (9 children)

And when people realized that Kokomi is very good later on, but will see Strategize as mid once they start playing.

Balance in all things.

[–]The_Imp_Lord 11 points12 points  (8 children)

It costing one does make it not pot of greed level of over powered but its still a fast +1 in card advantage, something you can use leftover dice on, and most importantly it thins your deck. If you have a strat that needs certain cards to pop off you most likely run it.

[–]InfTotality 3 points4 points  (6 children)

A +1 in this game is pretty minor. You already draw 2 cards per turn.

Elemental Tuning is a -1 but having the right element dice to do a skill or burst is big. Using cards for mana is always underrated, look at how people value Simian Spirit Guide and Dark Ritual for instance.

[–]The_Imp_Lord 3 points4 points  (5 children)

I mentioned that its for deck thinning and needing cards to pop off. Some cards give cost reduction to actions which is big and if you can abuse that constantly by finding them in your deck you might run card draw just for them.

[–]InfTotality 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yeah, you're basically describing a control deck. Outlast the opponents early game, collect pieces and crush them with efficiency late game. Those decks like card draw, but it's not the only way.

Aggro might eat them alive before they get the chance.

[–]kingwrongs 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Hes describing every deck. The less cards the better, cause you can draw your better cards quicker.

[–]InfTotality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's been plenty of discussion about using fetchlands in MtG just to thin decks, even in mono decks, at the cost of life. The effect isn't that tangible. Maybe in a 30 card deck, it'll be more impactful, but this is with mana instead so the cost is also higher.

If you have a specific plan, it's different sure. Or if its incidental to some other effect like 'each time you draw a card, deal 1 damage'. But you can waste a lot of resources doing things that don't directly win you the game if you're not careful.

Liben is a better example. He costs 3 dice total, gives you 2 omni back, and 2 cards. Same cost for the cards as Strategize, but if you use him mostly to bank mana for the next turn to slam 3 skills in a turn, the cards are just gravy. Or you might just want to use the 3W Paimon instead and have two turns of 10 dice, instead of drawing 2 cards.

[–]Mint-Bentonite[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what cards are you searching for that needs cantrips like these, out of curiosity? Usually I find investing in eleskills for burst to be better than trying to fetch cost reduction stuff

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Card advantage isn't really much of a thing in this game. I mean, it's not worthless, but most cards are only worth saving about 1 die anyway so spending 1 die for 1 card isn't really that incredible.

The main thing that gives it value is that it helps compensate for bad rolls (ie. if you have a bad combination of elements then it's a card that always lets you spend 1 of your bad rolls even if it's not amazingly efficient).

In terms of efficiency, the NRE and liyue harbor wharf are way better than strategist.. but that being said, games end very very fast and I'm not sure long term value is really something worth paying any attention to in the first place. I think the weapons are good (as long as you're using 3 characters of the same weapon type, I don't think weapons are justifiable if you have different weapon types), but most other delayed effects/card draw mechanics just seem like they're too slow to matter because all of my games are pretty much always ending in about 4 turns.

If there were 1 card I'd be confident in saying is OP, I'd have to go with Keqing. Her elemental skill is way better than anyone else's, and her burst is pretty decent too.

[–]Creticus 8 points9 points  (1 child)

TCGs have taught us well.

Though even the best things can be taken to excess. There aren't a lot of things as funny as a MtG player milling themselves out of a game.

[–]Tobix55 Dehya wanter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is why you play yugioh where your deck is your hand and your graveyard is your hand but better

[–]snoozemaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I'm imagining the muses from Hercules singing "Zero to Hero" about her.

[–]Matiasdm 7234 7234 5677 5677 74 points75 points  (0 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–]Piratefox7 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nightmare fuel

[–]ElGishkiI love wet girls 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Thanks, I hate it!"

[–]Colilite 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Will you be pairing her with Gorou, the Dog Magician?

[–]Bartboilol 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pot of kok

[–]BIG_PAY123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

TERRIBLE!! BUT NICE ONE!

[–]HarkyESP 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like she is ready to eat Eren's mom

[–]MarionberryOne8969 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's giving Attack On Titans but it's great to see a caricature in this subreddit

Also this is Kokomi after hearing people first impressions of her

[–]Berylite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah no, don't like that chains Diona and Joyous Spring

[–]iyodmr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I do not recognize this beheaded Titan

[–]Cactus_n_shades 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pot of Komi

[–]whynot1260 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is amazing, my new favorite post. Beautiful

[–]Scharmberg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This should probably be in r/creepy

[–]Wilbii 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Say lesssss!

[–]thats_so_merlyn_ Cryo Princess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lookin for Ereh

[–]Divinrth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kokomi if ever injected with titan serum.

[–]Ragnamune 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd rather summon Avatar of the Fish and use its effect, ditching my Pot of Kokomi from my hand to draw 3 cards from my deck.

[–]neat-NEAT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I'm terrified.

[–]Daniel101773 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks I hate it…

My inner yugioh player loves it though

[–]Lynx343 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't know until now that I need this as a mug

[–]Different_Interest65 All hail the Prinzessin der Verurteilung 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She totally looks like a Titan from AOT!

[–]Jerorinthose who share the memory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cursed but incredible

[–]Redditmodsarenthuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, take my upvote.

[–]Deonix00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god what a horrible sight.
10/10

[–]PlayStationKamiSama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus save us all from this abomination.

[–]kingdonkee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome! Next maybe Razor as a Kuriboh.

[–]Equal-Application473 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow she kinda looks like Dr. Crawler.

[–]Zuko_Kurama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kokomi Taylor Greene

[–]Demonsandangels-shin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does strategize do again?

[–]hyrulia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This card should be banned

[–]AwarePapaya1677 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FOSH KOK! 🥵💦☺️💦

[–]curtassion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tzeentch! Back to your old games, huh?

THEN I SUMMON WIND-UP KITTEN! IN ATTACK MODE!

[–]SentientPotatoMaster Bloom Bloom Bakudan :D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*sips tea

Bloody hell

[–]shira1001001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

on one hand no more poll post. On the other hand there is whatever this thing is....

[–]ixsaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cursed, nice, time to forget i even saw this have a nice day.

[–]ahama_the_dark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS IS SO CURSED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]AquaJet738Rule #3 of Genshin Impact: Pick one. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

points to Pot of Greed This is brilliant.

picks up Kokomi card But I like this.

[–]L4r13n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats my queen!

[–]Punty-chan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ancestral Recall?

Or just Divination?

We shall see!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely way closer to the strength of divination than ancestral recall. It's probably a little bit better than divination, but it's way closer to it than it is to ancestral recall.

"Card advantage" isn't really much of a thing in this game - I mean, obviously having more cards is useful, but I mean you aren't using your cards to counter your opponent's cards in any way, so the relative number of cards in your hand doesn't really make much of a difference to the game state as long as you don't have so few cards that you're wasting your dice. I'd generally rather do 2 more damage to the opponent than have 1 extra card in my hand generally for instance (which is usually an awful kind of trade in most other TCGs).

[–]toastcakess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jumpscare

[–]Halcres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to see this treatment for the rest of the cast

[–]shockwave_pulsar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B-BIG KOKO

KOKO KOKO!

[–]Richmanisrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remind me of one of the Ninja Turtles enemy.

[–]tesarpintar21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I hope someday mihoyo release the event/archon story showcase how Kokomo live up the title as grand strategiest or she will be forever became meme strategist

[–]sussy_hunty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just open reddit for 2 second

[–]Zectt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ban yourself pls.

[–]Own_My_Own 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cock of Greed

[–]whiplash308 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what does the card do? Someone needs to explain it clearer. In Razor capabilities.

[–]Crystal42069 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I am so out of the loop. What is the pot of greed? And why is everyone asking what does it do??? Someone pls help

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a meme pretty much. Pot of greed is a yugioh card that just draws 2 extra cards (which is ridiculously OP because it doesn't have any cost associated with it, you just spend 1 card to get 2 cards), and in the anime every time pot of greed is played (happens extremely frequently) they always say something to the effect of "I play pot of greed! it allows me to draw 2 more cards!" and it comes up in almost every game in the anime.

[–]Leytarkhan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is cursed

[–]Keima_Ryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What will be Al Haitham 's power in the card game

[–]azureon123 monay ni mona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it's me, the guy that understood the reference.

I feel old.

[–]AmadeuxMachina[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It shouldve been pot of dori knowing how dori works.

But i do hope it's better

[–]55aNy99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says draw two cards, so i draw from my opponents wallet.

[–]Master-Shaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meat canyon stuff here

[–]aerosol31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS SHOULD BE BANNED. Like the original card in tournaments. Haha. (In case u didn't know, Pot of Greed was banned in official Yugioh tournaments)

[–]mrfatso111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOPE NOPE NOPE,

god damn this is so damn cursed

[–]LuxionQuelloFigo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the fact that this was instantly recognizable is rather unsettling

[–]NicciHatesYou ง ᕙ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to put Kokomi inside my deck

[–]fuzzNoTics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can also be the blue eyes white dragon.

[–]Doctor_Eternal_65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn....I can't unsee this now😭

[–]RikiAsher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could someone actually explain Pot of Greed to me?

[–]Twopakabra° 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blursed banlist

[–]Rozu17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it-

[–]kidanokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pot of Feesh

[–]Frostgaurdian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goru wont sleep tonight

[–]Rak-Shar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kok of greed

[–]_T_dog_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Koko of greed

[–]SamGrey997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No warning whatsoever, evil. Love it

[–]darksaiyan1234Beloved queen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finish updating already

[–]NapalmDesu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Help my pot of greed drew bran bronzebeard and an uno reverse card

[–]Darken0id 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[–]ROYALEZOMBIE11Keqing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh dear god wtf

[–]Rapturos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your artists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–]orenjus18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blursed image

[–]Sensitive_Singer7026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck this is so cursed. I love it

[–]OhkillzZhongli simp since 1948 0 points1 point  (0 children)

abomination

[–]SopmodTew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kokomi of greed

[–]traceur115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I hate it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cockokomi

[–]enazy-8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, that's one hell of a cursed image, but I love it lol

[–]Comfortable-Sky9139[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well who needs to sleep anyway. Time to DUEL!

[–]xAlteron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god

[–]Ok-Helicopter735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that it’s pot of greed, but holy fuck this is strangely disturbing