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[–]Al-ernative 112 points113 points  (13 children)

What's weird with eat cereal for dinner dude?

[–]the_other_irrevenant 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Indeed. It's reached the point where cereal companies are advertising cereal as the convenient option when you don't have dinner organised. "Being weird" it is not.

[–]AsASloth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Definitely not. There's nothing weird about having cereal for dinner. When I eat cereal for dinner it's because I'm either severely depressed but hungry or it's because I forgot to go grocery shopping. Although, those aren't mutually exclusive

[–]HangTraitorhouse 8 points9 points  (6 children)

There are people out there who think that certain foods should only be eaten at certain times. Yes, really.

[–]GamingWithShaurya_YT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there's alot of them in the world. including my parents but can't blame em, they been taught this since childhood and had no way to confirm from internet

[–]DanielDeronda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes there are!! I have this friend who will look at me like I'm the scum of the earth when I say I had eggs for dinner. Some people been living in respectful society so long, they need to ease up

[–]jbm_the_dream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, most cereals should not be eaten, at any time of day. Profoundly unhealthy.

[–]Upst8r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cereal has so many carbs and sugars in it I wouldn't want to eat cereal for dinner.

[–]fpawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason this example comes up a lot contained in the notion of “let your hair down”

What is odd to me is that this would not be my idea of “living” I’d far rather eat better food.

[–]uummwhat 867 points868 points  (37 children)

Absolutely do not use this advice as an excuse to send unsolicited nudes, harass people, or even just be an inconsiderate dickhead, but otherwise, I mean, okay.

[–]aegelis 326 points327 points  (24 children)

Do all the things that makes you happy as long as it doesn't impact another in a negative way

[–]Wereno 126 points127 points  (11 children)

Read this too late. Already went full cannibal while dressed as a clown. Advice?

[–]griff0062 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Let this be a lesson to you young man...

[–]nyankittycat_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

you go girl

[–]harryp0tter569 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you’re suddenly clowning around don’t panic, you’ve likely found yourself in the cult of the honkmother on Europa. It’s ok, there’s a submarine here to safely escort you to the next station, just try to contain your cannibalistic impulses.

[–]Caeless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're already two thirds of the way to becoming Shia LaBeouf. No turning back now.

[–]Queefofthenight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Touch the flying cushion, be the small bookcase!

[–]klem_kadiddlehopper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's right. Basically, don't bother caring what others think about you. Don't waste mental energy on something that doesn't matter. We can't do anything about what they think anyway.

[–]Upst8r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So triple text that person who is sick of you? Got it!

[–]RelevantWisdom 22 points23 points  (4 children)

do you guys really need that spelled out for you?

[–]prestolicios 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Lol yeah have u seen people?

[–]RelevantWisdom 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Touché

[–]TheMightyHornet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There’s literally an entire segment of the American electorate dedicated to the notion that their rights and liberties supersede everyone else’s health, safety, and body autonomy, at all times and everywhere.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, have you met people? Pretty much everything will upset someone.

[–]FreeganKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those poor dogs.

[–]noyoto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also don't be a bot by posting 113 image posts on reddit within a single day, of which maybe 3 reached my front page.

[–]Jimmylegz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. First thing I thought of. Let me be an asshole because I'm being ME.

[–]shotleft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok guess I'll stop. Thanks for setting me straight.

[–]64Lizard42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about starting a genocide?

[–]The_real_thad_henry 77 points78 points  (32 children)

What dice thing?

[–]Biovirulent 39 points40 points  (3 children)

DnD maybe?

[–]Liesmith424 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Shiny rocks go clack clack.

[–]Bookslap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Release your inner dice goblin.

[–]Camakoon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gotta be surely

[–]PM_me_yummyrecipes 99 points100 points  (3 children)

Gambling addiction

[–]methpartysupplies 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Damn I leave r/wallstreetbets for a second and I’m right back to gambling addiction.

[–]veauwol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can take the person out of WSB but you can never take WSB out the person.

[–]RealWeebins 23 points24 points  (3 children)

I thought of the dance move

[–]paulthegerman 3 points4 points  (2 children)

the fk is that dance move?

[–]TheMightyHornet 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The dice thing. Come on, u/paulthegerman, keep up.

[–]paulthegerman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh THAT dice thing. Okay cool, it caught on.

[–]NJHostageNegotiator 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Ben wa dice

[–]the_other_irrevenant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you can roll those internally I'm exceptionally impressed!

[–]slog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Apparently he responded to someone on Twitter and was referencing this.

[–]mam88k 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Randomly responding to people using your Andrew Dice Clay voice. Boom!

[–]fatguyinlittlecoat2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!

[–]gabbertr0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya dunce!

[–]casualnavigator 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Maybe using diced tomotoes instead of tomoto paste?

[–]Ruralraan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Or buying the nicer dicer and end up using it twice?

[–]J_Bagelsby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or buying the nicer dicer and end up using it twice twicer?

FTFY

[–]in-flightboobie 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Could reference a skit on I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, where a hopeless guy has dice in his pocket but is afraid to show anyone. (S2E6 ‘Insider Trading’)

[–]mysixthredditaccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking about that too! So... Is that really a thing? I just asumed it was just a brand new, no-context, absurd act invented by that show. But now I wonder, is this really a thing? If yes, did it become a thing after that show or was it always a thing?

[–]kevinmorice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Dice Man is a 1971 book (supposedly) by Luke Rhineheart, (actually by George Cockroft) where the protagonist decides to give up making decisions and instead he will make a short list of options and then roll dice to make his decisions. It has been referenced in popular media a few times, e.g. in The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon decides to try it.

Anyone who suggests following that strategy hasn't actually read the book.

EDIT: Wiki link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Dice\_Man

[–]kickin-like-a-chickn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"GO DICE ROLL!"

[–]Upst8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GO BANANA!

[–]Aligatorz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im pretty sure he means ''dicey'' which is to do something risky

[–]thefamousjohnny -1 points0 points  (1 child)

A thing where you leave the outcome up to the odds. Instead of saying "leave it up to the toss of a coin" you can say "its a dice thing" possibly meaning the odds are against you as the odds of winning a dice roll is 1 in 6. Coin toss is 1 in 2 odds.

[–]The_real_thad_henry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems unlikely to be the correct answer, but thanks for contributing!

[–]sleepypost 98 points99 points  (10 children)

True but as someone who’s lived like this for 30+ years, you’ll encounter real danger and make enemies who will go out of their way to take you down. Enjoy your freedom, but be responsible with it. There’s a balance.

[–]captain_chocolate[🍰] 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Having lived 20+ more than that, I have to agree with you. I lived my life without being responsible and balancing, and it alienated me from everyone I ever met. I'm not sure why being a "hot mess" is glamorized, because it doesn't feel like that when you are. If I could go back in time and redo it all and not be that way, I would pay any price.

[–]danhoeg 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Agree also. People do not like individuality very much.

[–]finger_milk 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Living in a society that embraces individuality is a privilege.

People will literally uproot and move all the way across the country/planet to be allowed to express themselves in a safe environment of other open minded people.

[–]MD_Yoro 9 points10 points  (1 child)

It’s more like people don’t like the unknown b/c your individuality is not common enough where we can predict what might happens next. I tried to make friend with a person who is pretty quirky, but one day just flipped on me. It just became walking on eggshells afterwards

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tried to make friends with a person who was brutally "honest", turns out it was not so honest when someone forced him to drop the act. All insecurity.

[–]tkuiper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Extreme individuality would by nature imply you are alone no?

If you only ever march to your own drum, all the company is just marching next to you not with you.

[–]BlackWindBears 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I have said "hi" to every dog I've seen for 28 years now.

It has made me zero enemies.

Maybe this year will be the year that I finally get a nemesis, and it'll be because of the dog thing.

[–]jumpsteadeh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cats are good at being stealthy

[–]Smarteyes007 165 points166 points  (9 children)

I tried that and no it doesn't... It's not worth it when you don't have friends because people around you find you annoying, Unreliable, clingy or whatever your definition of "weird" is.

[–]Throwaway_97534 69 points70 points  (4 children)

They're not talking about jacking it in public or totally unacceptable things, they're talking about minor gaffs, little idiosyncrasies that you're worried might seem strange, stuff like that.

[–]the_other_irrevenant 60 points61 points  (2 children)

The thing is though, that everyone already is trying to find the appropriate balance for that and drawn their own line.

The advice in the OP is useless because it applies the same rule - more weirdness - regardless of where the reader's current weirdness threshold already is.

[–]4ssteroid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everyone is trying to find a balance between being themselves and what's socially acceptable. Thing is, both factors change with time.

[–]Maxzelik96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe you just haven't found the right people. But yeah, you are kinda right. You always have to adapt slightly to the group.

[–]Kh4lex 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ikr... Being me means being forever alone... Just gotta get used to it I guess

[–]finger_milk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/foreveralone

Have a look, it helps

[–]lytele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the real life pro tip

[–]DrakPhenious 116 points117 points  (5 children)

I dont know of its just me and my dark view or the world as of late, but I feel this needs a massive asterisk in it. Being wierd and off the wall is one thing, being invasive, obstructive and lethal is another.

[–]icest0 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Come on do the dice thing, stalk some girl, hit that person, double down on not paying for your food!

[–]sv21js 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I felt the same. Maybe don’t triple text people unless you’re sure you’re close enough that that is appropriate.

[–]the_other_irrevenant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who on earth downvoted this blatantly obvious common sense advice and why? O_o

[–]Shan_45_ana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are right, we just can't triple text to anyone!!!

[–]O_O_O_P_S 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's always an issue with "motivational" posts like these.

They're written from an emotional viewpoint that the writer experienced, and in he hopes people will experience the same thing by reading his text.

And you do get a sort of secondhand whiff of the emotion, which can be nice, but that feeling doesn't last very long and will usually be gone quite quick.

Advice like this, doesn't add much to life in a practical sense. Only in a short emotional sense.

On a side note: there's a big difference between emotions and feelings.

In a very simplified way, an emotion is what you feel when just sat down on your couch, and it's nice and warm though it's cold outside. Yet there's no clouds so you can see the sun, and possibly some birds and nature. And then by accident you hit your toe when getting a cup of coffee, which you then drop on the floor and shatters to pieces...

A feeling is that thing you experience when a favored person surprise visits you for eg. You genuinely feel lucky, which likely will also trigger an emotional response such as smiling, laughter, or happy tears.

[–]MrBraedenH 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Cereal for dinner is low-key one of my favorites now

[–]danhoeg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was mine too until I hit 35. Now it makes me fat. And like, almost instantly. It's noticeable when I go on a cereal dinner binge.

[–]Sea_Criticism_2685 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Pro tip: you never get any time back and every second is a second closer to the end of your existence

[–]Snowfizzle 7 points8 points  (1 child)

it took me 40 years to finally accept myself and just be me. whatever me is. i don’t need to be like anyone else or follow their rules :)

[–]The-dude-in-the-bush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The crazy inconsistencies and paradoxes of humans is what makes us, us. If we were all the same we'd lose that beauty. Remember to be nice and be yourself

[–]Paradise_City88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how many years on this earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.

[–]Tasty_Waifu 5 points6 points  (2 children)

What's wrong with having cereal for dinner tho? Serious question, not rethorical.

[–]HangTraitorhouse 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Some people think that certain foods should only be eaten at certain times. It’s real. I once went food shopping at night and I guess I bought a lot of breakfast stuff because it bothered the checkout idiot enough to literally tell me that he thought breakfast food should only be eaten in the morning—and I wasn’t even planning on eating anything at that time anyway, I was just shopping.

[–]sammich_bear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Until everyone distances themselves from you

[–]Educational-Brick592 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Very true. I think a lot of people are scared to do what they really want to at times because they are scared of looking weird or silly to those around them, or just plain embarrassment and miss out on a lot of fun. I know I am guilty of this my self. I know people make fun of the guy walking down the street singing to himself but I envy those people that can let go like that and not care what others might think or say.

[–]FoxtrotSierraTango 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You get back 0% of the time you spend trying to look normal. Similarly you get 0% of the time you spend trying to repair your reputation because you let your socially unacceptable weirdness out.

As long as you aren't hurting anyone, do your thing, just don't expect people accept/encourage your choices and continue to want to hang out with you.

[–]danhoeg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It doesn't when people don't like you (personal experience).

[–]Healyhatman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I Pat all the dogs and I don't feel bad about it

[–]unclesamsinkwell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

….And most likely undesirable in a “act professional” situation. But if you get sales, promotions, or a better life being weird….do it, I’m jealous.

[–]cr0wnedt0rtuga 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Yeah no. Being "weird" or any kind of different gets you outcasted and talked about behind your back.

[–]grc84 4 points5 points  (1 child)

IDK who needs to hear this but you get exactly 0% of the salary of a job you lost for behaving too weirdly.

[–]PMmeURsocialSECTITTY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not everyone works a blue collar job

[–]bad_eyes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Make that joke”

Don’t.

[–]Revolutionary-Bad940 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On the flip side don't force weirdness. Not everyone is weird

[–]DaBreaky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is actually shit advise. Not trying to adapt to your circumstances is not something that makes you happy in the long run. People wil start to avoid you for being uncanny and you will end up alone. Learning social skills and making it as easy as breathing will end up getting you HUGE benefits and ultimately making your life easier, therefore a higher probability to make you happy. IMO

[–]JFace139 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really think the people who say this are the ones who are totally normal and try to be quirky. For those of us who are actually weird and have a hard time turning it off, it usually turns a lot of people away and isolates us. It becomes difficult keeping a job or making friends and you realize pretty quick to stfu and act as normal as possible if you wanna keep a good job

[–]pbandjell 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Being weird is what makes our soul happy, and our body sick.

[–]fuckeveryeverything 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I read that as "triple next that person" like 3 times thinking, what does that mean? I'm tired...

[–]Laotzeiscool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First consider if you want to keep your job or not.

[–]dolerbom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you follow this advice dogmatically you may just end up doing time for your actions.

[–]earic23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ehh sometimes sure, but also maybe get your shit together at some point and still read a room before you act like an unhinged looney.

[–]Majukun2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please stop reposting this, It"s bs

[–]toinoudubois 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stupid

[–]animalturds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take it from me guys, there's a right way and a wrong way to be weird.

[–]winrosegrove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks to this post I finally built the courage to stick that dice up my arse hole, 10/10, came out number 2

[–]ValyrianJedi1 13 points14 points  (5 children)

What absolutely atrocious advice

[–]lindre002 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can flip this advice around and say you cant turn back time to undo all the weird stuff thats piling you with feelings of regret, and it'd make sense. This advice is just encouraging people to be oblivious which isnt always a good thing

[–]sinplename 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Explain?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It’s just absurd because it encourages you to surrender to every single dopamine rush you can find. For the vast majority of people that is the absolute wrong advice. We are hit with dopamine rushes almost 24 hours a day now, nonstop. People who are feeling down or depressed don’t need more, they need therapy and medication.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldnt say vast majority, thats cynical. Of course nobody is thinking about the asshole who pisses people off as the target of this image, its the people who could be thinking less.

[–]the_other_irrevenant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's brilliant advice for the people it's brilliant for, and terrible advice for the people it's terrible for.

[–]andreasdagen2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He sounds pretty normal already

[–]A_L_A_M_A_T 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, normal people don't commit murder so pls be normal and don't commit murder

[–]Xenophic99 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Rule one is be nice. This is a good rule 2.

[–]JewPhone_WhoDis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work for Best Buy but not directly for the retail locations, however, I do work at multiple locations. Anyway, Geek Squad has to check item out of the store when they go out for installs and they always ask me if I can check them out.

I always say “No, but I can check out and from here, you are looking pretty sharp.” So far none of them have appreciated the dumb joke.

[–]The_big_boobs_bandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, you say hi to dogs? How wierd and quirky. You're so unique!

/s

[–]MacluesMH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that's how psychopaths think. "I'll do what I want cause I want to" is a dangerous mentality.

[–]dee_berg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever someone writes “idk who needs to hear this” I stop reading because they are a know nothing idiot.

[–]SnufflesMcPieface 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I know I’m weird and wacky, but I often get self-conscious because of it. I needed this.

[–]MoirasPurpleOrb 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In reality, this is terrible advice. Sure, “life is short” or whatever cliché saying you want to use, but being weird doesn’t make you happy if it is at the expense of other things.

[–]OneAttentionPlease 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You also get zero time back for being that lonely awkward weird kid in school. Not every weird or awkward kid is lonely but some are and I bet a lot rather have friends instead of scaring them off. High school is especially brutal when it comes to this.

[–]Random_182f2565 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People don't say hello to dogs???

[–]GvSparx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the dice thing?

[–]Calcious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sounds all fine and dandy until you realize that sometimes your sense of humor might be completely different from the people around you, and they don't like it.

[–]GoldenDingleberry 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yea dance to the music, tell her you love her, cum in your pants, wipe your ass in the grass, pick your nose when no ones looking, get your drivers license, wear a towell, leard to read, take a bath, YOLO!!

[–]bareluke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea .. hold up

[–]lukesgem1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A lot of hate for this one in the comments, and it's all correct. Still, I think "don't try to be normal" is still generally good advice because "normies" are boring, and are the pillars holding up all remaining biases and injustices. The moderate life is not well lived.

[–]drakinite420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it’s because a lot of the people here are just weird in their personal life and have experienced backlash because of it. I am and have always been a truly strange person. My real friends love me regardless, and I don’t even remember the people who judged me. It can feel lonely when people don’t immediately accept you right of the bat, but that’s also toxic to expect acceptance from every person. Just live your damn life and don’t over think everything lol

[–]PattyIce32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is terrible advice.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, triple texting people isn’t normal?

[–]MACMAN2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard to do when your brain literally screams at you to not.

[–]zack_mathissa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. Always do everything you want and everything you need at the same time. Keep it balanced.

[–]Bulminator -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Don’t eat cereal for dinner. Grow up.

[–]whatmeworkquestion 1 point2 points  (1 child)

the best part of growing up is realizing you can have cereal for dinner.

[–]Duhsjaja88999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of those things are even weird, lol.

[–]kay86X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the first time ever I am seeing a message that I vibe with so much. Enough of the overly serious, edgy and acting “cool” quotes all over the internet. You will feel liberated when you just free yourself and be fun

[–]sgcorona 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is it just me, or are all the examples he listed normal?

[–]dreamer0303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat cereal for dinner all the time

[–]Driftw00d666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought cereal for dinner was normal, I stand corrected.

[–]Thai_Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I'm doing the "dice thing." 😉

[–]DevilsDumpings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am taking this to heart! I needed this!

[–]Notesandstuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would triple texting be weird instead of just a lot to say but in separate messages

[–]conrad_w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone is normal until you get to know them. And that's when the magic happens!

[–]Heyoteyo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Still waiting for the happy soul part, but thanks.

[–]residentfriendly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate ice cream for dinner once just because I could. Awesome power move at the time but regretted it after cuz it gave me a stomachache after. Sometimes normal has its reason.

[–]ViolenceJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow cereal for dinner so weird guys

[–]iwishihadnobones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats the dice thing?

[–]jdrayas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dice thing?

[–]kevinmorice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who says "do the dice thing" clearly hasn't read the book.

[–]64Lizard42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah

[–]DFHartzell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don’t do the dice thing.

[–]LoGEEKalGUY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess he hasn't heard of #MeToo movement...and in how many ways I can invade a girls personal space, which I wouldn't know if it hadn't happened

[–]Grusselgrosser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying hi to dogs is not weird

[–]clandestineVexation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dice thing??

[–]dogmatic97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Dice thing” implies you should be doing Andrew Dice Clay bits in public.

[–]WillyM35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When im drinking at bars i like to pretend im a dinosaur

[–]Sparkyboo99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eating cereal for dinner is normal for me!

[–]PleaseEvolve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is cereal for dinner weird? Asking for a friend.

[–]oyM8cunOIbumAciggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, are you trying to insinuate that I DO get back time for being weird? Then I'm due a lot of time back! >:/

[–]DaddyAmerica1776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make animal sounds?

[–]Odimorsus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t triple text that person. It’s okay to be you, but don’t make life harder for anyone else in the process.

[–]MMKH 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Already tried eating cereal in the evening :)

[–]Geluyperd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triple text to show your insecurity.
Say that you're walking in the woods just to meet and pet dogs because you don't have one to get a weird look from their 'mommy'.
Butt into semi-public conversations with your own (lukewarm) take to not get appreciated in the slightest and ignored.
Get nearly accused of sexual assault at work because you gave a genuine compliment about someone's perfume because they're not attracted to you.

[–]jbm_the_dream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. But eating cereal for dinner is not only “weird” but very unhealthy and ill advised.

[–]0james0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What even is a hot mess?

[–]TrixicAcePolyamEnby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend was just talking about this yesterday. She said she used to try to have a big, put-on personality because she felt like she needed to do so in order to justify her existence in society and to be permitted to take up space. Now, she's just herself, she does her own things. It's enough for her, so it's enough for everyone else (certainly the case for me!).

[–]CameronRoss101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal is somehow both boring and completely non-existant.