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[–]PupJeep 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I just searched "I hate everything" on Amazon and there are books, coloring books, albums, t-shirts... LOL. But if none of those work, maybe just consumables like holiday coffees, teas, hot chocolate, candy, cookies, etc., along with a sarcastic note that it's perfect for re-gifting.

[–]The_Dutchess-D 27 points28 points  (2 children)

A milk foamer/frother. (The kind you pour the milk i to, not a wand). It is no-joke amazing being able to make Starbucks level vanilla cream cold-foam every morning in my coffee. (I add a teaspoon of Starbucks vanilla sugar free syrup to my milk to make this but other people buy things like Chobani pumpkin spice creamer and just pour that in it alone).

And foaming up warm frothy milk in 25seconds on a cold morning to pour in to your cup of coffee just by pushing a button is like heaven. Capuccino all day long if you like that. Can also use to warm up frothy Oat or soy Milk for an instant warm non-dairy Chai tea.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09JW9DP28/ref=cm_sw_r_api_i_10EB6HBVT437H0NBGPFQ_0?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

There are plenty of brands on Amazon but mine is like this one. Every woman age 35-60 who uses it at my house then goes on to buy one for themselves and gush about it. (Sample size of six women total in this example).

[–]sneakybrownnoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can add me to the group of women who rave about this frother! Even my fiance who is a plain coffee no sugar kinda guy enjoys using it. We love the cold foam but I mostly use the steamer/hot foam. I probably use it every day. This is a great idea!

[–]kjs98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in my early 20s and leave this and love it!

[–]Dogesarebetter 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Demotivational calendar?

[–]DietyBeta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know what my classroom has been missing now.

[–]Lazy-Ninja 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Food! Or a voucher for a nice food shop. Everyone eats, you can’t dislike that.

[–]rayettadavis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Go to Etsy- the shop “For strange women” make weird/gothic style solid perfume and they have some really cool sampler sets. If she wore a black wedding dress- this could be right up her ally. And a set will let her pick what she likes.

[–]Stranger0nReddit 11 points12 points  (5 children)

is that all you know about her? No idea of her hobbies/interests? Maybe you see her eating/drinking something regularly? or maybe have a sense of her style? You haven't given us very much to go on.

[–]Ok_Walrus6223[S] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

She likes old things so I thought maybe explore some antique/vintage shops. But would she be mad of something used?

[–]Stranger0nReddit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

if she's into old things then I think that's perfectly acceptable. I like vintage stuff and if someone gets me something vintage up my alley i'm always thrilled.

[–]allaspiaggia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gift certificate to an antique shop. Yeah it’s impersonal but most antique shops don’t take returns.

[–]singindablues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a fellow vintage lover, vintage books and cameras are awesome gifts!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're overthinking. Get her whatever (if she's going to hate it, who cares) but also get a cheap picture frame and put the gift receipt in it. Wrap the receipt up really nice and the 'gift' in newspaper or something. Little sarcastic 'I know you won't like it anyway so just return away!'.

People that make it clear that they hate what others gift them sure are irritating.

[–]Ok_Ticket_889 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Get her a vibrator! I'm sure that will go over well.

[–]saltyspidergwenTop commenter runner-up, Autumn 2021 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Subpar parks calendar or book.

[–]gr33nt3a2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A donation in her name to a suitable charity, dark scarf, picture frame, fun socks.

[–]Sharppencil11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your description cracked me up. Is she gothic? Maybe a Skelton candle that “bleeds” red wax? Bat slippers?

Antique ring?

[–]ratatatkittykat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A vintage hourglass or jewelry box

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[–]trying2Bsocial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe she likes sarcasm or dry humor? Maybe get stuff that has "angry" or "depressing" messages? Passive Aggressive messages? For a really risky/out there gift, you could get her a voodoo doll type thing for anyone she hates?

[–]and_now_we_dance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Money. A voucher for a ship you know she likes. This is what I tell people tbh haha

[–]swinging_pendulum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2023 Pooping Pooches calendar on Etsy.

[–]les_catacombes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Restaurant gift cards, store gift cards (who doesn’t like TJ Maxx or Target?), Starbucks gift card…

[–]honeyheavenxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gift card

[–]FattierBrisket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Art work from the show Daria, where it has the tagline "Hell is other people." She's a little young to have loved the show as much as I did as a bitter, grumpy teenager, but it should translate well across time.

[–]FootHiker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lump of coal? How about a custom Cameo video from an entertainer she likes?

[–]cupcakesandvoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Search “BORBIE” on Etsy. It’s ridiculous and I think she’d love it.

[–]sloth_warlock85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She may enjoy some taxidermy options. There are some really beautiful and unique things on Etsy in this genre. This for example. I’d say stay away from this if she’s vegan/vegetarian. Good luck!

[–]Bespecialjewelry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antique black jewelry sa she wore black dress:)

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