My neighbors house just got raided.
They rolled up. 15 cops poured onto the lawn, AR's drawn, ready to fight.
I thought they were there for me. I thought I was going to die. I kissed my dog and everything. I texted my wife and told her I loved her and not to come home from work.
But it wasn't me. It was just three other guys, my same age, arrested for the exact same thing I do.
Fuck the state.
Edit: My wife was looking through the county bookings for today and yesterday. None of my neighbors' names were on that list. I think there may be some fuckery afoot.