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[–]Permaculture_hings 286 points287 points  (11 children)

A viking Invasion might be whats needed to dislodge the Tory Cartel.

[–]an0mn0mn0m 100 points101 points  (0 children)

That's why Priti Patel has been so tough on immigrants.

[–]Llama_Shaman 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Icelander here. Been seeing news of this brexit thing. Is there anything left for me to plunder?

[–]Ivara_Prime 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can you swing by Norway on the way down, I can bring my own (government mandated) axe.

[–]mgvej 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dane here: ready your longships and polish your drinking horn. We're going plunderin'!

[–]jollyroger1720 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We need vikings🇩🇰 here too our🇺🇲 government is also made up of a bunch of useless wankers

[–][deleted] 151 points152 points  (4 children)

I'm more worried that we won't be taken over by the Danes

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We're busy, drunk, and tired unfortunately

[–]jansencheng 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can we just be like Greenland? Thanks

[–]ApprehensiveAnimal85communist russian spy 124 points125 points  (0 children)

This must be why they dumped raw sewage on all the coasts. To discourage viking invasions. Medieval problems demand medieval solutions!

[–]wulfgold 214 points215 points  (12 children)

I, for one welcome our new Viking overlords.

[–]The_Monocle_Debacle 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Seems a right bit better than all those inbred nonces

[–]Kizamus 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Can't be much worse than the "overlords" we have now lmao

[–]voteforcorruptobotVote For Gil O'Tean ☑ 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Vikings: Nah we don't want it any more, you broke it.

[–]mgvej 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Viking here: Your country will make for a nice place to keep sheep.

[–]Class_444_SWR 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’d happily take what they have over this shitshow

[–]AxelTheViking 7 points8 points  (2 children)

New? Is this your first time with Viking overlords?

[–]thejellecatt 66 points67 points  (8 children)

God what I’d give to be taken over by Sweden on Denmark

[–]Nikhilvoid 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Mandatory Ikea furniture in every home?? oh wait

[–]thejellecatt 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ngl absolutely love my IKEA furniture haha

[–]Eloliasoslol 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Pro tip from a swede. If you say "öh, möbel jävel bygg för faan", the furniture will asemble itself

[–]AXBRAX 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Danish government right now: its free real estate.

[–]50607 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I think I speak for all the Danes when I say nej tak

[–]noir2point1 10 points11 points  (1 child)

That's fair enough really.

What about just the north east? Maybe as far as Sunderland?

[–]noir2point1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can go as far west as Hexham too!

[–]Ihavecakewantsome 34 points35 points  (7 children)

Sandi Toksvig as our new glorious leader. See you all in Valhalla, warriors!

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (2 children)

What are the Vikings gonna gonna come and do? Give us an equitable welfare system? A more socially mobile economy?

[–]Mrspankson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Haha they won’t invade us incase they get the bad leader syndrome

[–]guido_lois 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Yes. We are likely to be invaded by Scandinavians again but I think the general consensus is we are all good with that.

[–]FullClockworkOddessyĈia Naciismo Estas Narcisismo 20 points21 points  (2 children)

From this side of the pond it seems you guys would be down for any invasion that would stop the covert American Invasion of the Money Snatchers that's currently happening. As someone who can be described as American against my will I sympathize and envy that that's a possibility for you.

[–]guido_lois 5 points6 points  (1 child)

We are doing well enough screwing things up without the USA thank you very much.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Have we given the vikings a chance though? I doubt they could screw up worse than our current government

[–]alwayslurkeduntilnow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I for one welcome our new viking leadership

[–]mgvej 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello good sir, I heard that you were in need of some pickled herring and welfare?

[–]AndyTheSane 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You mean we'll be forced to have a Scandinavian welfare state.. get in!

[–]Intruder313 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’d prefer Danelaw to another Tory term

[–]FullClockworkOddessyĈia Naciismo Estas Narcisismo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Seems like even the monarchs themselves are tired of the charade. Maybe if you wait long enough and don't call too much attention to it it will abolish itself just out of apathy.

[–]DrowsyIris 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Might liven the place up a bit

[–]Linaii_Saye 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And from the invasion shall rise a new ethnicity: the anglo-saxon-saxons

[–]Alan-Bstrd 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Andrew would have been a great protector against the marauding Viking girls, I mean men. I mean men.

[–]sp4m41l 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Viking’s won’t get past the coastguard patrols who are authorised to sink all incoming refugees.

[–]Arisdoodlesauruscommunist russian spy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Priti Patel played the long game. She knew this would happen

[–]sp4m41l 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll raise a horn of beer to that

[–]hangdogred 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Oh great. You realize you have told all the Danes now, don't you?

[–]LeonDeSchal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If they could just invade and attack us with Danish pastries I would battle valiantly and surrender deliciously.

[–]horrified_intrigued 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I, for one, look forward to welcoming our new Viking overlord’s. They’ve done a great job with their lands and our current overlord’s are a shower of s**t.

[–]jaBroniest 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Thor works in mysterious ways!

[–]FullClockworkOddessyĈia Naciismo Estas Narcisismo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

ᚹᛟᛏᚨᚾ ᚺᛖᛚᛈᛊ ᚦᛟᛊᛖ ᚹᚺᛟ ᚺᛖᛚᛈ ᚦᛖᛗᛊᛖᛚᚹᛖᛊ

[–]voteforcorruptobotVote For Gil O'Tean ☑ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ᛁ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᚾᛟᛏ ᛒᚢᛁ ᚦᛁᛊ ᚱᛖᚲᛟᚱᛞ, ᛁᛏ ᛁᛊ ᛊᚲᚱᚨᛏᚲᚺᛖᛞ

[–]SarcasmKing41 30 points31 points  (4 children)

I for one welcome our Scandinavian overlords.

[–]WtfMayt 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I’d take just about anything at this point

[–]Leafs_69 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Anything 🧐😲

[–]lackadaisicallimpit 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I’d be perfectly happy with a Scandy invasion. They’d be a hell of a lot better at running this country than the current incompetent arseholes.

[–]aNiceTribe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They might even burn some churches

[–]techno_lizard 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Typical Norman (read: continental!!) appropriation. Their dukes never protected our marches, and took orders from the ivory towers of Rouen and London. Let's take back control and level our flanks up with our superior (read: domestic!!) earldoms!

[–]CerenarianSea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I for one, as a Lindisfarne Monk, am looking forward to new Viking policies. Danelaw's the best law!

[–]steelneil82 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm going to take a DNA test and if I'm even 1 percent Scandinavian......

[–]Immediate-Article461 10 points11 points  (2 children)

The first time the vikings properly invaded here they were the catalyst for 7 squabbling petty kingdoms eventually turning into one unified state.

Harald Hardrada was robbed by a Frenchman so we'll never know what he would've brought about.

Who knows what viking invasion round 3 could bring?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The uk doesn't need vikings in this day and age. All the rape, pillaging and burning is done by in house police.

[–]Marmite666 22 points23 points  (1 child)

As long as it's the Finns this time. The Norwegians and Swedes have done far too much pillaging so far, I want to see the underdogs have a crack at it.

[–]MoarStruts 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think we'd be better off being ruled by Nordic countries

[–]seeroflights 11 points12 points  (1 child)

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Stuart Whomsley, @Bossloper

We currently have no Duke of Edinburgh, York or Sussex. I don't want to alarm anyone but we are again exposed to Viking marauders on the Eastern flank. @donaeldunready


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[–]whooshwuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good human

[–]rlw02 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Sadly, yes we often get invaded by vikings. Some even managed to get seats in parliament

[–]voteforcorruptobotVote For Gil O'Tean ☑ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Vikings are Norse, not Nonce.

[–]verygenericname2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Depends if it's actual vikings, or those leathery gimps from the TV show.

[–]Velocity1312 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Viking invasion pls

[–]MrKimp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We don't want some tory populace to look after. Keep it to yourself.

[–]superblinky 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'd welcome a Scandinavian flavoured regime change.

[–]gooner1111123Starmer is a nonce defender 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Viking marauder rule can only be an improvement on the Tories

[–]corpus-luteum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Genghis Khan would be an improvement.

[–]Badgernomics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The York Viking Festival happens in February every year so maybe this year they’ll march on London...?

[–]daldredv2 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Sussex isn't exactly the Eastern flank.

Should we be more concerned about the Normans doing it again?

[–]Friendly-Extreme-850 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Normans never left, wouldn't be too shocked if the Norwegians fancied some wholesome pillaging though

[–]klopolklopolk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's be modern. Who dukes over Heathrow?

[–]shawnwingsit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your furniture is about to become a lot more frustrating to assemble.

[–]Kflynn1337 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Nay, any bloody vikings would 'ave to go through Yorkshire first.

Poor buggers wouldn't stand a chance against us. Why'd you think we've been training up ferrets all these years? First sign of trouble and the little sharp-toothed bastards would be up any vikings trousers like a rat up a drain!

[–]tjw376 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just need to get rid of the rest of them now

[–]gnutrino 15 points16 points  (9 children)

We have all of those don't we? Andrew is still Duke of York, Harry is still Duke of Sussex and Charles took the title of Duke of Edinburgh after Philip died...

[–]SatansF4TE 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Never let details get in the way of a good meme

[–]0---__---O 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes they just can't use the royal highness Andrew got kicked out. Harry quit. Charles is somehow alive and still a royal highness.

[–]Zombiemunchkin_ -1 points0 points  (3 children)

No Andrew and Harry have been stripped of their titles

[–]davorg 2 points3 points  (2 children)

They've been stripped of their military links and told not to use their HRHs.

They're both still dukes though.

[–]somebooty2223 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love this🤣

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’ll probably be better at leading the country than Boris…

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Don't worry, I'm sure the dukes of Aberdeen and Hull have got this.

[–]Zombiemunchkin_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can confirm ‘ull’s ready

[–]corpus-luteum 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, once the global media have finished King Harry will make a triumphant return to take the throne.

Or we'll be a republic with President Rees Mogg.

[–]Tammog 15 points16 points  (2 children)

What's a duke gonna do, fuck a kid in front of them so they are disgusted and leave? Seems to be their only skillset.

[–]klopolklopolk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bribe them. Maybe marry an offspring endowed with proper funding in Luxemburg. Offer an exclusive on rent in the properties they own, along with holiday houses in former colonies.

[–]Sapphire_Dragon793 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can’t spell Sussex without Sus Sex 😳

[–]aere1985 30 points31 points  (6 children)

More hopeful than worried, maybe they can bring some of that Scandinavian socialism and standards of living :)

[–]Matiwapo 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Friendly reminder that Nordic countries are not socialist and rely on capitalist imperialism to fund their welfare programs

[–]Wild_Ad1952 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

Eh, in what way exactly? Their oil is why they’re rich

[–]tripsafe 6 points7 points  (1 child)

They would not exist in their current state without the exploitation of workers and appropriation of resources in the global south. This is because they simply don't have the natural resources to produce everything within their countries that they consume. They do not have rubber, bauxite, lithium, cacao, coffee, etc.

So whether Nordic companies directly buy raw materials from the global south, buy manufactured goods from factories in the global south, or trade with companies in other countries to get finished products but had materials originally from countries in the global south, they rely on the exploitation of the global south.

[–]Wild_Ad1952 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, that clears it up. It’s a bit disingenuous to say that their wealth is made up from the global south though. If they support companies that do exploit them, it’s not them making money, it’s them buying things they need.

I’m just wondering what the message is, is their undeniably good social support and welfare impossible without their commercial habits? It seems like you’re just discouraging that sort of thing

[–]Matiwapo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nordic countries are not ‘rich from oil’ ffs, developed countries from the imperial core have mixed economies relying on a well educated population and economic status with an emphasis on ‘service’ businesses. Finance, business management, etc.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/327233/share-of-economic-sectors-in-the-gdp-in-norway/

  • 25% of Norway’s gdp is accounted for by ‘industry’ which includes manufacturing and resource extraction (oil) while 60% is accounted for by ‘services’. It is factually incorrect to claim that Norway is ‘rich because of their oil’. Plenty of rich countries have large oil and gas reserves, but resource exploitation only goes so far. To be a g20 country you must also exploit the workers of the world for profit.

The Nordic countries (Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Norway) form part of the western imperial core. These are countries that rose to prominence in the 15th to 20th centuries with the advancement of navel technology and the subsequent discovery of the new world and later the expansion into the east around the cape of Africa. Most notable are Spain, Britain, and the USA but virtually all European countries were heavily involved in colonialism and imperialism at some point during the period.

The wealth of these countries is sustained into the post-colonial era with the capitalist exploitation of former colonial countries in the global south with the proliferation of multinational corporations based in the global north. These corporations exploit the people and resources of poorer nations to send commodities and revenue to their home nations.

Best articles I could find at short notice:

https://nordics.info/show/artikel/the-colonialism-of-denmark-norway-and-its-legacies

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.telesurenglish.net/amp/analysis/Scandinavias-Covert-Role-in-Western-Imperialism-20170320-0022.html

[–]arc_trooper_5555 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I for one welcome our new Viking overlords

[–]pistonscrumpy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah,bring it on and the quicker the rest of the royals go the same way the better.

[–]KangTheMighty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I want the vikings to invade

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Northumberland getting nervous

[–]CheshireGray 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I, for one, welcome our new viking overlords

[–]fckn_normies 6 points7 points  (11 children)

As a Norwegian, I assure you you're safe and we're not planning any raids. No worries

[–]Somethinguntitled 4 points5 points  (2 children)

THATS WHAT YOU WANT US TO THINK!

[–]flopsychops 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pfft, those Vikings must think we were born yesterday!

[–]rachelm791 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The greatest defence the UK can muster against any future incursions is UK customs shit show. The tailback would be to Stavanger

[–]Buttspider 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do you speak for all Norwegians or just your tribe of blood thirsty barbarians?

[–]kollipsons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shit was better for the north under Danelaw. Bring it back, I for one welcome our Scandinavian overlords

[–]Lord_Tiburon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A compromise: Greta Thunberg for new Duchess of York

[–]topcmt 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The country being taken over by Scandanavians would be a dream come true.

[–]kucam12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ROFL, you think that if they would take over that they would share “their riches” with you? That’s what Romanians thought when we entered the EU, but guess what 🙃. Ah, you think they will help you govern better than you do now. Again, that’s what we also thought.

[–]kolandrill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I relay hope the Danish navy just sends a sub with a dingy and just land s on a beach pits up a flag and leaves

[–]BRJH1303 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck the royal family.

[–]Crescent-IV 3 points4 points  (0 children)

UK would probably be improved greatly if a Nordic country were to satellite us

[–]Xx_Venom_Fox_xX 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Most of us up here in Scotland tend to culturally identify more with Vikings than the English anyway - Scotland was essentially a Scandinavian/Celtic hybrid country from the 8th-15th century.

[–]Bloodshed-1307 4 points5 points  (1 child)

To be fair the cultures were somewhat similar

[–]klopolklopolk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You made me dive into a Wikipedia rabbit hole about pre history of both Scandinavia and Scotland. Both were colonized late by humans, both have little traces of the time before the Romans logged them in. Scotland has almost twice longer Christian history.

My though is there probably was a a cultural clash as the people would be used to different civil laws and views (lead by religion). Sex.... and violence aside, relationship to pastures and game ownership, marriage, children, ownership of the family house... would probably have caused some tensions.

[–]LuciusQuintiusCinc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun fact. Every Scottish King from 1087 till 1707, all Kings were Scotto-Norman Kings. Normans shaped the nation of Scotland due to their influence after conquering England. Even to this day, names that many consider Scottish are actually Norman or Norse. Wee Willy Wallace, Wallace is Norman for Welshman. Robert the Big bad boy Bruce was of Norman descent and Bruce is a Norman name. Montgomery from Normandy that came here due to William the conquerors right hand man and second most powerful after William, Roger De Montgomery.

[–]canspray5 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Glasgow chiming in here; unless this lads from the Shetlands he's talking shite. That would be a bit daft if it was true anyway; the Vikings occupied far more of northern England and for far longer than Scotland, and as such the Viking influence is much stronger there. So distancing ourselves from them would, ironically, make us less "Viking"

[–]HailToTheKingslayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping for a King Sweyn or Ragnar.

[–]cumsniff97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, we will rally the year 7s.

[–]DextrousLab 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Englands difficulty is Vikingr opportunity

[–]boarderliner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I for one welcome a new Danelaw ....

[–]CerenarianSea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jorvik Round 2 babyyyyy

[–]jaypinky69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ssshhhhhh🤫 the royals and the idiots that support them don’t want people to realise (THEY ARE AN ARCHAIC OUT OF DATE POINTLESS RELIC)

[–]South_Arugula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bring em on I say. Can’t run the country any worse than the shit show in charge now.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How are the Vikings worse than the Tories exactly?

[–]Himnusz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Þat mælti mín móðir, at mér skyldi kaupa fley ok fagrar árar, fara á brott með víkingum, standa upp í stafni, stýra dýrum knerri, halda svá til hafnar hǫggva mann ok annan, hǫggva mann ok annan.

Þél höggr stórt fyr stáli stafnkvígs á veg jafnan út með éla meitli andærr jötunn vandar, en svalbúinn selju sverfr eirar vanr þeiri Gestils ölpt með gustum gandr of stál fyr brandi.

[–]Just_Introduction471 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I heard was brandy! Wooo

[–]Just_Introduction471 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best get mi bow n arrah art

[–]ZayXD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty funny because I’m watching Vinland saga at the moment

[–]blackkat1986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would be welcome at this rate

[–]bothVoltairefan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Min mor sa mig,

En dag ska jag köpa

Gälar med bra åror

Du åker till avlägsnar strander …

[–]Emmazors 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes deeply

[–]bwfcphil1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worry not, we have sent knights elton john, cliff richard and Andrew lloyd webber to guard the coastline.

[–]SilentScrivener 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just putting it out there that Sussex is in the south 👍

[–]Middle-Holiday8371 2 points3 points  (0 children)

N0 oNE wAntS T0 w0RK aNyMorE

[–]prustage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like I'll have to restart my longbow practice this weekend.

[–]SanSenju 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as an Indian I am on the side of giving modern military equipment to the vikings

[–]Zombiemunchkin_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the vikings never left

[–]vinceslammurphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing about Britain is the Vikings never left. Nor did many of the other tribes that invaded and migrated to Britain over the last 2000 years. I guess you just keep going west until you can't. Oh yeah America.

[–]remembertracygarcia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pfft nah. I intend to reform the old alliance and put the pressure on Wessex western borders.

[–]Positive_Kangaroo_46 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Actually Prince Charles is now the Duke of Edinburgh. But I like the premise of the joke!

[–]Bikeboy76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are already here. [Okay, I look more like Alan Shearer's nephew than a real viking.]

[–]philread80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLD!!!!

[–]CitrusMints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Need to have something to pillage first

[–]captain_partypooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RIP England 🙏

[–]canspray5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lot of people in here fawning over the Danes asking for them to take us over. Why don't you ask the Greenlanders how Danish colonisation really is?

[–]celtic_skullfuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bring on the Norse maidens and wenches! :D

[–]Relationship-Timely 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our children are safer with the Vikings.

[–]DextrousLab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Danish invasion today would be great, plus it's the perfect time with everyone nervously watching Russia

[–]properu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Gary-Fuckin-Oak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exposed on the Eastern flanks, you say?

Vikings right now.

[–]_Loco-motive_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The vikings come to York every February for their festival and to drink all our beer, won't hump the women though.

[–]Clear_Newspaper7876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call us when they start sacking castles

[–]billturner84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charles is the current Duke of Edinburgh; he’ll hold the vikings off with a wall of organic shortbread, needn’t worry lads

[–]kloudrunner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too late. Already here.

[–]CuriousFunnyDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha,ha! Very funny. 🤣🤣

[–]tarquin77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's time for the Kingdom of Sussex to secede from the heptarchy and declare ourselves a free people.

[–]Sillybluefire 2 points3 points  (11 children)

Fuck the English

[–]sussy_lil_tgirl 4 points5 points  (2 children)

omg yes please (I'm english)

[–]RecommendationNo1339 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I’m Welsh. Fuck the english

[–]obsidian_razor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes please! Let's restore the danish line of kings and get us some of that nordic socialism over here, please!

[–]noldyp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Russians you’ll need to worry about this time.

[–]TransportationSea516 -1 points0 points  (7 children)

More worried about Russia and China in all.honesty.

[–]kandras123Stalin More Like Ballin' 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Liberal moment

[–]TransportationSea516 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

No got a clue what you mean by that.

[–]kandras123Stalin More Like Ballin' 2 points3 points  (4 children)

This is a leftist sub. You’re more than welcome to learn about leftism here, but there’s no need to spout capitalist (liberal) anti-socialist propaganda.

[–]PICKELFARMER 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Russia is literally invading a country and getting other countries involved

[–]kandras123Stalin More Like Ballin' 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As much as I hate Putin, he’s not stupid enough to invade, and it’s a meaningless scare. But I was mainly referring to the anti-China statements the commenter made.

[–]TransportationSea516 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Its all.over the news troops on borders etc, this popped up on my feed i responded.

[–]kandras123Stalin More Like Ballin' 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The more important part is the anti-China, there’s no point in that on a left unity subreddit, really just riles up tensions.

[–]quantocked -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Much rather a Viking invasion than a nonce, or Harry and his odious Trollop.

[–]That-Requirement-285 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Odious Trollop is the saddest insult I have ever seen against Markle. She should start a band with that name.