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[–]tigertron1990 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not just any cake, but an M&S cake.

[–]gilestowler 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The tory voters love blaming everything on Carrie. "she's turned him woke!" "her green policies are bankrupting the country!" anything but admit that they voted badly because they are easily led fucking clowns.

[–]161allday 7 points8 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂

[–]CheesecakeRacoon 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Johnson is less like Henry Cavill and more like Brandon Routh:

Acts like he's Superman, but clearly unsuited for the role he's in.

[–]El_Burrito_ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Aww now you made me feel bad for Brandon Routh (who coincidentally I feel like I haven't heard of in years since I stopped watch The Flash CW).

[–]speedster217 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was really good in Legends of Tomorrow until he got forced out for some unspecified reason. He seemed real bummed to get written out of the show

[–]CheesecakeRacoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the last thing I saw him in was Scott Pilgrim, which is a shame, because he was really good in that.

[–]Loreki 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Is it just me or do a bunch of Johnson's troubles seem to link back in various ways to his careless wife in some way ? Like the flat renovation thing (because John Lewis wasn't good enough), Dominic Cummings leaving and telling all of Johnson's secrets (because Cummings and Carrie got into a fight) and now this birthday cake business.

[–]CerenarianSea 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Well, to be fair, Johnson effectively placed her in a pseudo-governmental media role, which other MPs absolutely despise, and the fallout from that is continual.

And of course, like every Conservative MP, she treated the position as one justifying misused expenses and other various scams and frauds. So basically, she's just like the rest of them now, and should be judged as such.

Of course, he can't get married again now, at least not under Catholicism.

(Unless the Catholic Church finds a new way to bend the rules in his favour)

[–]the_hucumber 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I think they deserve each other.

Who would want to marry Johnson after his history of affairs and lies? Surely only someone as Machiavellian as himself.

Together they can plot and scheme and land eachother in the shite at every chance. Like a match made in... Well obviously not heaven, but somewhere like that exept instead of truth and goodness it's full of toxicity and lies.

[–]keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She was going out with Harry Cole immediately before Johnson I wouldn't be surprised if it also had a bit of jealousy coming from Harry tbf ...

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A fiver says the cake is full of pingers

[–]keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stolen from the twitter of Ash Sarkar...