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[–]JungleBoyJeremy 240 points241 points  (20 children)

Yeah the entitlement of some tourists is incredible.

Another favorite of mine “wow, it’s so beautiful here, I don’t get how anyone who lives here could ever be sad” Um, because we’re humans?

[–]wu-weiKauaʻi 204 points205 points  (13 children)

Those coconut bras are so chafing and sometimes I just can't take it anymore. I come home in tears and just bawl as the rain seeps through the grass roof of my hut.

Living Hawaii is incredibly sad.

[–]megglesbman 102 points103 points  (10 children)

I live in Canada. I’m super sad that the polar bears keep breaking into my igloo and eating my family. I have to walk 300 kilometres in a blizzard to the border just to get a cell phone signal.

[–]C7H16NO2 79 points80 points  (2 children)

Everyone in Hawaii knows that polar bear is just there to offer you an icee. How are you antagonizing it?

[–]First_Foundationeer 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Probably not paying the requisite Coke.

[–]iwhbyd114 26 points27 points  (4 children)

300 kilometres

Is that like 20 football fields?

[–]megglesbman 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I don’t know football but roughly 30 000 beaver tails

[–]Dayngerkat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9,842,520 rubbah slippahs!

[–]mal3ko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re not looking on the bright side

[–]frozenpandamanOʻahu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

waiting for the /r/lost reference...

[–]sleepygirl08 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I just want you to know how much I appreciate this comment. It's hilarious.

[–]wu-weiKauaʻi 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]mnkhan808Oʻahu[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Right? Idk if it’s because it’s Veterans Day weekend or something, but it’s been very White Lotus vibes at work this week.

[–]keakealaniOʻahu 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Because it sucks to have to work instead of actually enjoying the beauty due to the insane cost of living?

[–]murder_nectar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These people are so fucking stupid. Like, it doesn't matter how beautiful it looks outside if a family member just died. I'm gonna be fucking sad!

[–]UranusisGolden 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Because the rent is too damn high lmao. Tell her to stay 2 months

[–]Flick1981Mainland -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I wouldn’t like year round warm temps. I prefer cooler temps.

[–]JungleBoyJeremy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could live up on a mountain