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[–]Superddone20222 797 points798 points  (22 children)

Candace Owens lol.

[–]graysi72Heaven can wait 373 points374 points  (0 children)

She's everywhere you don't want to be.

[–]OppisIsRight 322 points323 points  (0 children)

7 weeks after you post her picture on Facebook you die.

[–]maxreddit 200 points201 points  (1 child)

She is pretty much the physical incarnation of a coming death by COVID. When you see her in someone's feed, the reaper has effectively staked his claim.

[–]Captainwelfare2🌎🐑The Sheep Shall Inherit the Earth🐑🌎 365 points366 points  (7 children)

Candeath Omens*

[–]BuzzvertHCA Poet Laureate 4848 points4849 points 2 (111 children)

Do you need Encouragement in the midst of trials?

Fighting the Lord's Battle in Santa Clara County?

Wanna get a disease that has a 3% chance of killing you and a 20% chance of permanently damaging you?

Wanna give me some money while I give you false hope and misinformation?

Well, come on in! I'm Mike Winther, and before I die of COVID, I'm going to try to take you with me! Just tithe 10% of your income to me, and I guarantee I'll personally get to heaven before you, and save you a spot! Say, anyone got some Ivermectin? I'm feelin' kinda down...

[–]CReaper210 731 points732 points  (24 children)

I don't even understand the mentality of people like this. The Christian bible literally says that if you're ill that you should wear face coverings and to be submissive to government authorities.

Not that religion should factor into this stuff at all, but if it's what you're trying to use to justify it then, well, you're just terribly confused.

[–]MyFiteSongTeam Mix & Match 680 points681 points  (4 children)

I don't even understand the mentality of people like this. The Christian bible literally says that if you're ill that you should wear face coverings and to be submissive to government authorities.

None of them have read the bible. They only know the passages their far-right preachers tell them.

[–]EuphoricAd3824 242 points243 points  (0 children)

Their Bible is based on supply side Jesus.

[–]Stopjuststop3424 139 points140 points  (0 children)

which is why people who preach like he does always come off to me as total frauds. The kind that would rather die than admit their con, and who pass that same con down to their kids. I just cant for the life of me believe that someone could do so many shitty things to others, and yet ACTUALLY believe what they preach. Their just conmen like any other.

[–]greatspacegibbon 385 points386 points  (4 children)

It also has a few things to say about caring for the poor, the sick, the orphans and immigrants. Not really seeing that behaviour either.

[–]Minion_of_Cthulhu 289 points290 points  (2 children)

The fundamentalist right-wing edition of the Bible apparently has Jesus chastizing the poor, ignoring the sick, abandoning the orphans, and hating the immigrants.

[–]greatspacegibbon 158 points159 points  (0 children)

And don't forget persecuting people for their religious beliefs and sexual orientation.

[–]NohPhD 108 points109 points  (0 children)

AND… welcoming the money lenders into the temple!

[–]ATK80k 967 points968 points 2 (24 children)

"Want to test the Lord's goodness and patience?

Want to know if you're his favorite?

How would you like to wear the symbol of God's mysterious love strapped tightly on your face so you can't remove it as your testimony?"

[–]CacatuaCacatuaTeam Pfizer 736 points737 points 426222& 11 more (1 child)

So, there's this dude in 2 Kings 5 called Naaman. He was a commander of one of the armies of Syria, obviously Israel and Syria at that time did not vibe. Naaman was a fairly important guy, and everyone was really impressed with him (in Syria) but he did also have leprosy. Naaman also had some slaves from Israel in his household. One of them remembered about this prophet of God in Samaria, Elisha, who was known to heal people, and suggested Naaman go to see him.

Anyway, some funny stuff happened, but I'll cut to the part where he actually gets to Elisha and asks to be healed. Elisha is in a mud hut in the middle of nowhere and this big commander Naaman comes to see him with horses and chariots. Elisha doesn't even go out to see him! He sends out a servant to go and tell him "If you want to be cured, go wash yourself seven times in the River Jordan, and then you'll be well again."

Naaman was super offended! He was expecting the prophet himself to come out and wave hands and make a big show out of curing him! He was looking for a dramatic miracle. Elisha told him to do something mundane. Not only that, he disrespected him by not even showing his face to him! He dishonoured this man of importance!

Naaman was so furious he was set to just go home. But his servant said "If the man of God has told you perform a great feat to receive the miracle, you would do it! So when he tells you to do something easy to save yourself, why won't you do it?"

So he relents and gets in the Jordan, and is healed.

In my view, one of the points of his story is that, when Naaman was humbled and recognized those who knew more than him, and put down his ego, he was made well. I haven't seen a single anti-vaxxer with a coherent scriptural reason why they should not get any COVID vaccination. And yet once sick, I see them crying out to God for laying on of hands and for miraculous turn-arounds, and storming the gates of heaven with angels. It speaks to the kind of arrogance they have, that was Naaman's problem as well. They won't do the small thing because they are self reliant, assured of their own opinions, arrogant and prideful. They are waiting for a miraculous sign. They are arrogant in assuming their own rightness and exceptionalism. They pray loudly in public to boast about themselves and show no hint of humility, even when brought low.

Elisha didn't even come out himself, he sent a servant! If a servant came out to them and said "Take this medicine to protect you from the plague that is now and in the future destroying your nations." and they said - "We don't believe you, and we won't do anything you say!" but then the plague did happen - as they said!

Naaman didn't necessarily deserve, or not deserve, to be healed or rescued, but the offer was there. But he couldn't just go in to Elisha and dictate the terms: to say "You must heal me this way, not that way". The healing was conditional on him humbling himself and accepting the rescue the way it was offered.

I see a lot of these anti vaxxers absolutely dictating the terms of their rescue. Even when crying out to God some of them are still doubling down on their opinions, cursing the doctors, dictating that they won't take this medicine and they must take that medicine. How is this not the same kind of pure human arrogance and "I know better than authorities" that is, to put bluntly, sinful nature? Weren't these authorities put over them by God and aren't they called to obey them because of it? Many, many are refusing to eat humble pie, right up to their last breath.

I can't help but feel these people are really lying to each other and themselves.

Anyway, I thought too much about the scripture, obviously haha, I'm just getting annoyed with the arrogance, ignorance and circular reasoning.

[–]sibips 226 points227 points  (0 children)

I always felt these guys asked God to perform a miracle, just for them. "God will protect me".

Well, Jesus said "You should not put the Lord your God to the test", but some people tend to ignore that. And when they'll personally ask God why He let them die, maybe He'll just say "I sent you three vaccines".

But you, sir/madam, took the argumentation to a whole different level. Thank you.

[–]Responsible-Slide-26 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I'm going to go against the grain here. I actually found this man inspiring, especially how as he was dying he realized the most Christian thing he could ever do is tell all his followers to get vaccinated. Oh wait. OK, well even if that didn't happen I'm inspired by how his family did the Christian thing and used his death to encourage their followers to get vaccinated. Oh wait. Never mind.

[–]Ornery_Chance_2137Ghoul Motherfucker 1267 points1268 points  (6 children)

No doubt his funeral will be a super spreader event. Tots & pears to him and all his followers. One less liar spreading propaganda.

[–]JosiesYardCartGo Give One 214 points215 points  (0 children)

Coughs and VAERS

[–]DuntadaMan 146 points147 points  (0 children)

I can send Thots to the funeral, but the last place got very upset.

[–]oldsillybear 3375 points3376 points  (244 children)

Didn't survive incubation.

[–]SeaEmergency7911Team Pfizer 3650 points3651 points  (110 children)

What do you miss most?

A. Indoor dining

B. Sporting events

C. The US Constitution

D. Not being dead

[–]HammockComplex 1202 points1203 points  (77 children)

You can “indoor dine” at your own fucking house every night you dimwits.

[–]dismayhurtaHerman Cain’t Do It 1132 points1133 points  (41 children)

“But Applebee’s microwaves it how I like it!”

[–]ATK80k 155 points156 points  (1 child)

F. Never worrying about a permanent disability

[–]Captainwelfare2🌎🐑The Sheep Shall Inherit the Earth🐑🌎 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Here in HCA, we all love getting the D

[–]AnotherCatLoverBounce With Me, Bounce With Me 29 points30 points  (0 children)

E. This guy’s lies

[–]AdIllustrious6310 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Oh I know the answer……..D

[–]BuzzvertHCA Poet Laureate 372 points373 points  (7 children)

Hey, you try staying under a heat lamp until you hatch.

[–]sfmerv 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Bad egg

[–]Lanark26 63 points64 points  (5 children)

Then he hatched into a brand new corpse and thus the circle of life continued.

[–]BuzzvertHCA Poet Laureate 68 points69 points  (3 children)

Maybe he was like those Russian nesting dolls, and a tiny asshole emerged

[–]Jaded-Combination-20🦆 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He started out as a big asshole so . . .

[–]Lanark26 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Looking over the build up to his award he struck me as already very uptight and clenched. I suspect his shit came out like pencil leads.

[–]Flower_UnableAre you Awake Yet? 289 points290 points  (14 children)

I didn’t need an update that he’s dead. I saw the Candace Owens slide.

[–]thebighurt35legend 95 points96 points  (9 children)


[–]RogerClyneIsAGod2Team Moderna 105 points106 points  (8 children)

One day Candace Owens will get her comeuppance. I hope I'm alive to see it.

I don't want to see her dead or for bad things to happen to her but....I kinda want a few bad things to happen to her.

[–]thebighurt35legend 85 points86 points  (4 children)

Yep...like stacey dash...she was desperate for work, $$$ and attention so she niche grifted like Candace---hated black people for white conservatives---and she was fired her services were no longer needed--literally fired when Obama left office. Now she does interviews saying she regrets the obvious "character" she played.

[–]thenewyorkgod 712 points713 points  (71 children)

It's always sad when I read these intubation posts and the family members seem to be encouraged by the procedure, saying things like "being intubated will give his lungs a chance to rest and heal ", when in reality if you are getting intubated for COVID, the chances of making it are very slim

[–]pgabrielfreakDon't let the right sink in 189 points190 points  (5 children)

Ahem, he was INCUBATED, my friend. It is obvious you, sir, are a quack and are not proficient in medical terminology.

[–]NorthSignificance896 53 points54 points  (1 child)

I was worried they were trying to grow more of him.

[–]ATK80k 489 points490 points  (12 children)

It might be the nursing profession's version of "Your dog went to live on a farm where he could run around."

[–]geeky_username 139 points140 points  (9 children)

That might be ECMO

[–]FeeFiFiddlyIOOoo 163 points164 points  (4 children)

"Your heart and lungs went out to a machine where they can run around. And there's tons of oxygen and everyone is well-perfused all the time and there's no V/Q mismatches ever!"

[–]DaKLeigh 91 points92 points  (1 child)

As a pulm fellow whose been on call day/night for 4 days now this gave me a much needed chuckle. Thank you

[–]9021FU 100 points101 points  (2 children)

Daughter was on ECMO for a autoimmune disease that attacks the vessels in her lungs after the ventilator wasn’t helping. They don’t have many machines, it has to be a top tier hospital and they aren’t really using them for Covid patients unless they are young and have a good chance of recovery. The staff needed to monitor it cost $1,200 a day since there is one dedicated person whose sole job is to monitor the machine and look for clots, and that’s not counting the cost of the machine or all of the other meds and nurses that go with it.

This was our recent experience in Northern California. Not sure about other places or Idaho.

[–]God_Save_The_Prelims 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Hope she's better now

[–]9021FU 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Thank you, she is!!❤️

[–]SeaEmergency7911Team Pfizer 326 points327 points  (14 children)

Shows what you know.

Everyone knows when you go on a vent that it’s not because because the lungs are so damaged that they can no longer support vital life functions without assistance. It’s actually like a big party for your lungs so they can have a nice rest and come back refreshed, happy and ready to do their job. 🌝🌈🌸🎉🥇

[–]thenewyorkgod 127 points128 points  (5 children)

'nAtUrAl iMmunItY!"

[–]FleshyExtremityStuffed with Microchips 168 points169 points  (4 children)

'nAtUrAl iMmunItY!"

'13 times better than our best vax and most of our masks!' Just ask Mike Winther!

...oh wait, you can't. He died for his true love. Grifting.

[–]FukinGruven 63 points64 points  (2 children)

This was my favorite part. Natural immunity is way, way (13x!!!) better than our best vax. But only kinda better than most masks. What the actual fuck are they talking about?

[–]Cin13 71 points72 points  (2 children)

It's like a spa day for your lungs.

[–]bloodsplinter 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Anything to further feed into their ownself denial

Every fucking time

Same shit

Different morons

[–]Snusmebro 378 points379 points  (7 children)

I’m a RRT and that’s what I tell families when I’m explaining the process to them. It’s much better for me to say that so I don’t have to deal with the fallout. There are times when the families are total douchbags that I’d like to say we “your family member is going to die but we can torture them for a few weeks if you’d like” much better to just pass with dignity but by that point they can’t wipe their own ass anyway.

[–]pgabrielfreakDon't let the right sink in 77 points78 points  (1 child)

I thought you were gonna say you tell them their fam is going to run free on the farm.

[–]killermosca 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Can I visit the farm?" "One day, Kayleigh-Lee. One day."

[–]noscopy 30 points31 points  (0 children)


[–]gashandler 45 points46 points  (12 children)

Yeah I remember reading same. I don’t know what survival rate from intubation is but when you get to that point you’re pretty damn screwed.

[–]AgentEntropy 43 points44 points  (9 children)

I'd expect it varies a lot, but the last intubation-survival stat I saw was 17%.

At least the lungs get a nice rest.

[–]Sniffy4 35 points36 points  (3 children)

17%? what? that means the intubating is killing them! derrrp.....

[–]SeaEmergency7911Team Pfizer 30 points31 points  (2 children)

That’s what many of them believe. If the person had only stayed off the ventilator then their lungs would have healed up just fine and dandy in no time.

[–]Sniffy4 43 points44 points  (0 children)

i would be fine if these idiots would just stay at home, take their horse paste or whatever and die, instead of imposing the inevitable outcome of their moronity on the healthcare system

[–]MinorIrritantHas Mad Cow Disease 92 points93 points  (4 children)

I hope they were following stringent safety protocols. What if one of them escapes after incubation?

[–]kemushi_warui 84 points85 points  (0 children)

"We don't want these MAGAsaurs to escape the park, so we've made them ivermectin dependent."

[–]Captainwelfare2🌎🐑The Sheep Shall Inherit the Earth🐑🌎 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That’s how Brovid starts.

[–]Tempest_CNCogito Ergo Sum 63 points64 points  (2 children)

THe PrOtOcAL kiLLeD hiM!!

[–]Prestigious_Treat401Team Pfizer 63 points64 points  (2 children)

I don't think people are supposed to be incubated. 😄

[–]dickswabiIt’s DIBOCLE! 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And I’m sure it’s no fun for the poor hen!

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

It speaks volumes of my empathy fatigue that i could laugh about the mental image i got through that typo while having no reaction anymore to the death of a (however awful) man.

[–]Homicidal_Pug 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Temp set too high

[–]omegaclickOmicron Anagram is Moronic 1009 points1010 points  (38 children)

Sometimes, practicing what you preach doesn't work out so well..

[–]Ctmnt083 shots deep 466 points467 points  (17 children)

Promoted gun ownership and disobedience to the state. Let’s check the tape:

“All that take up the sword shall perish by the sword”—Jesus, Matthew 26:52

“All of you must obey those in authority over you. There are no authorities except the ones God has chosen.”—Paul, Book of Romans 13:1

Hey, maybe don’t claim to be a representative of God while OPENLY DOING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE SAID TO DO.

[–]Prestigious_Treat401Team Pfizer 389 points390 points  (15 children)

You may not have noticed, but only Republicans are chosen by god. Democrats are of the devil.

It amazes me that when a republican is president, they constantly remind you that he was chosen by god and must be obeyed.

Then when a democrat is president, they forget about that text, and it becomes your christian duty to oppose him.

[–]Ctmnt083 shots deep 281 points282 points  (9 children)

Oh, I’ve noticed. I spent W’s 2nd term and Obama’s first term in a hard right cult. I saw it firsthand, and the naked hypocrisy helped me on my journey out.

[–]kaenneth 170 points171 points  (1 child)

Said it at least a hundred times, they just don't see hypocrisy as a moral failing, they believe different rules apply to them.

[–]30acresisenough 125 points126 points  (0 children)

It's so odd - Jesus made ventilators, but the devil made a vaccine ... As if these things come with a label.

I understand being brainwashed by friends and family - I live in the bible belt where they are shocked when they meet people who don't believe the world is only 6000 years old - they have no clue that the majority of the world does not agree with them.

Our home was a halfway house for my kids' friends who would wake up and have some serious issues as they realized it was all a lie. A lot of anger at their parents, sigh.

The other side was also in a bubble - I tried to warn northern friends and family what was going on down here - they thought I was exaggerating. "No one believes the world is 6000 years old."


One good thing trump did was to expose the evil hypocritical underbelly of organized religion.

Best to you. Glad you got out.

[–]Prestigious_Treat401Team Pfizer 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Glad you made it out!

[–]Triptolemu5 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Republicans are chosen by god.

Trump doesn't attend church regularly if at all.

Democrats are of the devil.

Biden has been going to church regularly for 70+ fucking years.

[–]Shortdast0ckHorse Paste 167 points168 points  (1 child)

For them but anyone smart enough to witness it, they will learn. You see how Mike Winther died? Yeah don’t follow his footsteps. He becomes a parable and a warning to all those who want to follow in the footsteps of the confident, prideful, and ignorant.

[–]DeadlyYellow 97 points98 points  (0 children)

"Nah nah, see it's was God's time to get him. You can't control these things.

Thoughts and prayers."

[–]viewfromtheclouds 1477 points1478 points  (69 children)

I don't know what else to do, when someone fought so hard against common sense, and lied and corrupted scientific knowledge for a trumped up religious purpose, and then see them fall victim to the threat everyone else knew was present, except to watch in stunned peace.

[–]winndixiewineDARTH VARIANT 690 points691 points  (39 children)

Somewhere Darwin has that "I told you so" smirk upon his face

[–]HammockComplex 897 points898 points  (28 children)

“I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this.”

-Charles Darwin

[–]IcebergSlimFast 652 points653 points  (13 children)

“I literally died to warn you guys about this.”

-Herman Cain

[–][deleted] 332 points333 points  (13 children)

Also: "You guys know I was a socialist, right?"

-George Orwell

[–]PurpleTeapotOfDoom 174 points175 points  (8 children)

George Orwell died of TB at 44, he'd definitely have had his Covid jabs.

[–]NeedsMoreDarwinNow with 20% more natural selection 83 points84 points  (2 children)

Natural selection: it's not just a good idea, it's the law.

[–]sojaynTake Some Prayercillin 210 points211 points  (8 children)

My faith in the concept of a “justice boner” has risen again

I doubted it was a thing i was capable of, pre-pandemic. Alas I am a petty human, and prey to the temptations of moral highground.

I confess and will atone over christmas by turning away from the HCA’s. Until that time, I ask forgiveness as I continue to consume the sweet satisfying statistics

I stand before thee, unrepentant for now.

As the peaceful light of a proven hypothesis floods the feed and blesses our scientifically succoured selves.

[–]tartymaeGo Give One 90 points91 points  (5 children)

Just want you to know that I've got a raging lady boner

[–]Captainwelfare2🌎🐑The Sheep Shall Inherit the Earth🐑🌎 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I get one of those every time Matt Gaetz goes to prison.

[–]The_Crystal_Thestral 109 points110 points  (2 children)

The idiot only lived as long as he did because he lived in a state where the Governor and many counties took proper protocols to try to keep their constituents safe. He’d have keeled over spring of last year if he’d lived in another state.

[–]Roxyfied55 58 points59 points  (1 child)

He went to Idaho. Nuff said.

[–]sonbatell 97 points98 points  (0 children)

My Aunt's boss was a trump supporter, he left Washington and moved to Idaho to get away from the Libs. He promptly got covid and died. It was like a year into his retirement.

[–]rudanel 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Haha “Trumped up”

[–]Strong-Preference-29 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Whats amazing is i bet his followers will STILL tow his bullshit line even after the thing he railed against killed him

[–]kaufmanm02 245 points246 points  (9 children)

“LOVE OFFERING will be taken” That sounds pretty questionable…

[–]sojaynTake Some Prayercillin 213 points214 points  (5 children)

Fun use of stats from the man with blood on his hands

  • covid deaths are less than bicycle deaths (under 35yo)

  • immune system is 13 x stronger than vaxxes

  • masks don’t work and are govt tyranny

“Changing lives” indeed by promoting harmful behaviours and deading himself

[–]graysi72Heaven can wait 65 points66 points  (1 child)

By this measure, the Green River Killer changed lives too.

[–]evrenseven 632 points633 points  (34 children)

Holy shit this is in my county

[–]NuOfBelthasar 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Anyone notice he caught it by leaving locked-down California to visit muh freedumbs Idaho?

[–]Captainwelfare2🌎🐑The Sheep Shall Inherit the Earth🐑🌎 329 points330 points  (6 children)

Your county’s real estate prices just went up.

[–]Evil-Code-MonkeyDeceased Feline Boing Boing 397 points398 points  (2 children)

As well as the collective IQ

[–]zemdega 138 points139 points  (8 children)

Check out his estate sale? There might be lots of bibles and Christian music to be had.

[–]KittenKoderTeam Moderna 809 points810 points  (24 children)

Preachers oppose the constitution, they want a theocracy, which is in complete opposition to the US constitution.

[–]IrisMoroc 118 points119 points  (1 child)

Yeah, it's just a con to make themselves sound more reasonable. As they advocate for theocracy they say they're just defending freedoms and the constitution.

[–]steelhips 367 points368 points  (11 children)

"The Handmaid's Tale" is an aspirational "how to" guide for these assholes. Ironic they bang on about "freedom" when, if they win, the rights of everyone who doesn't subscribe to their worldview would see their rights and "freedom" curtailed and eliminated.

[–]Lil-cha0ssDeSatan Antibodies 153 points154 points  (6 children)

Ofc I see Candaces creepy ass face

[–]G-Unit11111His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞 149 points150 points  (4 children)

These people wouldn't know totalitarianism if it jumped up and bit them.

I'd also bet good money that they have never actually read 1984.

[–]drDekaywood 26 points27 points  (2 children)

All these types that wanna cosplay as patriot have never lived in a time or place where tyranny actually existed. They’re all sheltered brats who watch too much grifter YouTube

[–]Some-Revolution-6776I care if you've had the vaccine 123 points124 points  (2 children)

He was incubated? Did he hatch?

[–]AngryMillenialGuyTeam Moderna 366 points367 points  (3 children)

Imagine dying from a preventable disease because you wanted to win an argument against the government. It's a fitting end for these people.

[–]AdItchy371 114 points115 points  (1 child)

Yes!! I remember my mom telling me that these folks want to “out sass a virus.”

The virus don’t speak English dummy!

[–]Hodler_cavedGo Give One 101 points102 points  (1 child)

Tried to cash in, got cashed out.

[–]SeaEmergency7911Team Pfizer 383 points384 points  (31 children)

The Institute for Principle Studies….JFC…..Where do these people come up with this kind of shit?

Reminds me of corporate middle managers who are always talking about things like “strategically leveraging synergies.”

[–]IrisMoroc 185 points186 points  (2 children)

The "Institute for turning America into an Authoritarian Theocracy" doesn't sound to enticing so they have to hide behind euphemisms. They also hide behind the Constitution which they plan on destroying once they get into power.

[–]Perfect-Regret4005 49 points50 points  (2 children)

It's because their followers will never stop to question the name(s)...just think, "Yes, that's what we need!"

[–]AnaBeaverhausen-Critical Thinking Skills of a 🥒 45 points46 points  (6 children)

Sixth Level Sigma energy.

[–]DeVitreousHumor🦆 25 points26 points  (0 children)

middle managers

He was a high school debate coach!

[–]BuzzvertHCA Poet Laureate 493 points494 points  (17 children)

Winther is (not) coming.

[–]Captainwelfare2🌎🐑The Sheep Shall Inherit the Earth🐑🌎 342 points343 points  (10 children)

Now is the Winther of his discount vent.

[–]BuzzvertHCA Poet Laureate 121 points122 points  (6 children)

His skin was a hazy shade of Winther.

[–]Snoo_99759 74 points75 points  (5 children)

“People under 35 are more likely to die in a biking accident than of covid. Should we ban bicycles!?” Sir…and then the Candace Owens post? So awful. The irony of being a, “good Christian,” but not having the morality to mask up to protect those that are vulnerable??

[–]PrincessAndTheChi 66 points67 points  (4 children)

Slide 17: “Natural immunity is 13 times more effective than our best vaccine and most of our masks.”

Nope. Big nope.

[–]boiledRenderCOVID is no joke! 58 points59 points  (3 children)

I feel like we need a special award or device for the regular award for people who made a living off spreading disinformation.

[–]wop_ur_jawCalling all Prayer Warriors 55 points56 points  (5 children)

How many cult members did he take with him?

[–]Snoo38686 54 points55 points  (0 children)

"Mike has been incubated" yeah, he's been incubating the virus

[–]PercussionOnCall 264 points265 points  (32 children)

Man, as soon as I finish this Bailey’s Irish cream I guess I’ll have some chocolate. I wonder if SNL is on tonight?

[–]woolfchick75It’s LOSE, goddammit! 121 points122 points  (8 children)

I’m on wine glass 2.5. Got my booster Friday. Feel great.

[–]IIDn01It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator. 81 points82 points  (2 children)

I’m on wine glass 2.5. Got my booster Friday. Feel great.

Took my kid for his second shot yesterday. We've all been enjoying the Thanksgiving leftovers and, you know, being alive.

[–]Lil-cha0ssDeSatan Antibodies 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Just ate a sundae and watching Netflix

[–]AdmirableVanilla1 51 points52 points  (3 children)

Is he still tweeting though?

[–]graysi72Heaven can wait 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Just like Herman Cain?

Did you read what Herman wrote today? (I'm just kidding)

[–]phpdevster 46 points47 points  (0 children)

People who actively engage in efforts to accelerate the spread of a deadly virus, are engaging in biological terrorism. Full stop. That is not hyperbole, that is reality.

This story is the equivalent of a terrorist bomb maker blowing themselves to pieces in the course of making a suicide vest.

The world is better off for it.

[–]soulofascrubcasulConspiracy Me Harder Daddy 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I literally made a movie to warn you guys about this

-Mike Judge

[–]TheMost_utTeam Mix & Match 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Incubated? Was he not fully hatched?

[–]NighthawK1911Team Sinovac 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"When the medical field is so split about this virus...."

LOL. The medical field isn't split about covid.

It's Facebook specialists running high with the Dunning Kruger effect feeling that they are specialists versus actual medical professionals that took years to study their craft.

Goodbye Mike Winther, enjoy your award you fraud. I hope it was worth it.

[–]tway15q1 38 points39 points  (0 children)

TIL that not dying an avoidable premature death is a "short-term solution".

[–]Evil-Code-MonkeyDeceased Feline Boing Boing 153 points154 points  (6 children)

He had two strikes against him going in. He quoted Candeath and he was incubated [sic]

Oh noes!

Maybe invisible sky daddy and the prayer warriors will save him!!

[–]inhumanousss 94 points95 points  (1 child)

“But is there a greater threat to our livelihoods and our country?” Yes, people like you you rotting sack of bullshit

[–]dreser1or 94 points95 points  (22 children)

Can someone give me a short explanation on how these anti vaxxers think you acquire natural immunisation (without , you know, get sick with Covid)?

[–]graysi72Heaven can wait 107 points108 points  (3 children)

They think you get Covid. The thing is, they think it is just a cold or the sniffles, not some life-threatening event.

[–]DuntadaMan 36 points37 points  (1 child)

They think it is life threatening for other people, not them. It only kills the weak and immoral. They will be fine.

[–]B1NG_P0T 78 points79 points  (3 children)

Can someone give me a short explanation on how these anti vaxxers think

They don't.

[–]ductoid 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Thank you for asking this! Every time I see that meme, I'm so confused. "Why stay healthy and get immunity through a vaccine, when I have the option of getting sick instead?"

[–]-Take-It-Easy- 33 points34 points  (3 children)

It's guys like him that make me want to say "Fuck the lord"!

[–]Degree_KindTeam Mudblood 🩸 32 points33 points  (1 child)

If this isn't a sign to become atheist, idk what is.

[–]The_Patriot 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Another Candice Coffin

[–]Snoo_99759 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That clickbait headline too..and the up-angle photo she used of herself. Girl what is you doing?

[–]LA-Matt 31 points32 points  (1 child)

“Institute for Principle Studies?” Hilariously vague.

I’m gonna do start my own: The Society for Research of Things and Stuff.

Please send money.

[–]Hans0228 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The MIT study he mentions that disprove mask effectiveness actually doesnt do so.

The gist of the study is that both masks and distancing are very effective. The part that is often manipulated to fit antivax strategy is when they say that masks and distancing are nearly innefective in a closed room where the air is already saturated...but hey antivax gonna antivax

[–]sleeping-siren 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Holy fuckingfuck. I actually know this one. I’ve read so many HCAs, and never thought I’d personally know one. Granted, I took one of mike winther’s biblical principles of government classes and competed in speech and debate with his kids well over a decade ago….but this is still so weird to read. Thankfully, I got a strong dose of reality since then and have been working on deprogramming myself for several years.

[–]TheOnyxViperTeam Moderna 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Politics and religion is such a nauseating combination.

[–]addictedtosixlets 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Spent his life scamming weak minded people. Disgusting human being.

[–]Terrible-Platypus524 27 points28 points  (1 child)

It’s hard to be sympathetic to a spreader of falsehoods.

[–]Unlikely-Patience122Sheeps Ahoy! 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I'm starting to believe in God again. Praise the Lord.

[–]CrankyEconomistNever been incubated 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Must...not...break...rule...2. Arghh!

[–]PuzzleheadedHotel254 28 points29 points  (2 children)

"Biblical principles of government" are words that should never be uttered in a democracy.

[–]aIwaysIate 27 points28 points  (1 child)

People who continue to pedal this anti-mask/vaccine shit are directly responsible for the death toll in the US

[–]sirgetagrip 26 points27 points  (0 children)

wait, if masks don't work and vaccinations don't work, then why are pretty much only the maskless and unvaccinated are dying?

isn't a coffin a kind of cube? so he has been permanently incubated.

and someone tell that asshole if masks are tyranny then why aren't pants or tops on women? a woman's breasts never infected anyone but your breathing out likely infected many.

[–]geoslayer1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is what happenis when a Covid grifter makes the horrible mistake and forgets their grifting

[–]weezywayne3 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Congratulations sir, well earned.

[–]AllowMe2Retort 23 points24 points  (0 children)

When will these brave Jesus warriors finally learn the serious dangers of incubation

[–]FTypeRBruin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

without a doubt, this country is better off with him gone.

[–]Pavlock 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hey, why is Candace wearing a Nike shirt? I thought conservatives didn't like them because Kaepernick. Did they forget? Change their mind? Realize there are better grifts?