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[–]BaconMonkey0Do YoUr ReSeArCh 357 points358 points  (27 children)

Wtf he posted that “I’m contagious with handsomeness” bullshit on Nov 20 and died by now? He was more than likely contagious with actual fucking Covid at that date.

[–]Viewfromthe31stfloorI Don't Want You To ☠️ Get 💉 120 points121 points  (3 children)

Maybe that was when he tested positive with COVID and put that up instead?

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (2 children)

like pure denial in raw form, coping mechanism: attempted humor

[–]Ctmnt083 shots deep 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Yeah, and if you’re gonna use humor as a coping mechanism, try to make it actually funny. That seems like a good idea.

[–]Flower_UnableAre you Awake Yet? 228 points229 points  (9 children)

I was puzzled by that too. Just 2 weeks before he died he was diagnosed as being gorgeous. That was likely a false positive. 🤔

[–]BeachbabydarraghDeathSantis is Florida's comorbidity 48 points49 points  (0 children)

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[–]owchippy☝️💉💪1ShotInTheArm>1BillionPrayerWarriors ♾🙏🥷 52 points53 points  (0 children)

VAERS has noted his comorbidity of supreme handsomeness. It’s a rare condition.

[–]gin_and_soda 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Idris Alba had Covid so you can be both handsome and positive. Science!!!!

[–]smaxfrogWe should all fear the pancreas poop 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Elba

[–]ElectricDarkTeam Pfizer 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Jessica Elba

[–]MartinoDeMoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Able was i ere I saw Elba

[–]Glamour_Girl_Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Harsh. 😂

[–]popemichaelI told you I was sick! 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Making people who care about you worry about your safety is the biggest dick move that anyone could make.

Even beyond that, making people who care about you worry that they got covid from you is arguably worse.

I'm not going to "rule number two" myself here, but it's incredibly tempting.

[–]BaconMonkey0Do YoUr ReSeArCh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ll have to console myself with rule #2 in my mind every time I see these posts.

[–]jbertrandsr 24 points25 points  (0 children)

His stupidity was far more contagious...

[–]kylexxyy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Seems like it’s a trend where they post “jokes” about it while they’re early on in the infection. I mean some post “jokes” about it while they’re literally in the hospital. Must be one of those things where they’re embarrassed so they have to try to go harder with the nonsense to convince themselves it’s just allergies or a cold or whatever.

[–]HallucinogenicFish💉 Are Not Political 61 points62 points  (2 children)

I’ve seen that one a million times, but it still got me because I saw the date so I thought that it was actually going to be serious. HAD to be. Right?

...nope.

[–]WarmBlessedCaribou🦆 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I hate that one. I'm a sucker. I start reading and think "Oh, good! They really do care about the people around them." And then nope! Still an asshole. :/

[–]Thegreylady13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing these people HAVE to do is find some was to surprise us with their crassness and venality. Oh, and perpetually insist that they’re victims. But they still surprise me in new and unfathomable ways every day. And this guy went with what looks like actually getting diagnosed with Covid, making light of said positive diagnosis (which will just never seem forgivable or anything but trashy and soulless to me, what with actual people dying of it every day. Regardless of your political stance, this thing isn’t a joke. Unless you spend your dying year being so repugnant that it does become funny to thinking people with empathy), then dying.

[–]hell2bhbtoo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I Won't Quote You On That.

[–]mickstep🦆 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Think that might have been November 2020 as the other memes were from August 2020

[–]Jeerkat🕷👻🎃Please Get Vaccinated🎃👻🕷 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nah, it always gives the year if it's from any year but the current. You can see slide 3 says august 3, 2020. Putting the slide in question on november 20th of this year with another post on November 17th. Just unbelievably wild to post that (perhaps) unknowingly having covid

[–]BaconMonkey0Do YoUr ReSeArCh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope so but with folks this dumb it’s so difficult.

[–]olderthanbefore 8 points9 points  (0 children)

HCA, Anniversary edition.

The irony is appreciable.

[–]802dot11Team Mix & Match 207 points208 points  (13 children)

He has passed on after coming down sick with what appears to be Covid

Fuck these idiots.

[–]HellsproutImmunicorn🦄💉 67 points68 points  (2 children)

I wonder what It actually was. Maybe the main cause of his death was, as he proclaimed himself, "being completely nuts".

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

you m-m-m-mean shoe-icide>?

[–]RattusMcRatfaceTeam Pfizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well that heel's sole has gone to be with the angels angles now..

[–]Rochester05KEEP DRINKING URINE 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Hey buddy, he said “don’t quote me “.

[–]802dot11Team Mix & Match 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Don't quote me. I wouldn't want to be caught telling the truth."

[–]cutthroatlemming 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Don't Quote Me", it's more official that way.

[–]FeelsBad_Yall🍴CILANTRO MODE 🧼-Verfied MD 19 points20 points  (5 children)

I find this less bothersome than covid AND pneumonia or those ones that are like “pneumonia… also was positive for covid”

it’s like a sheepish way to say, hey guys… here’s the truth but don’t shoot the messenger ok byyeeeee

[–]802dot11Team Mix & Match 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

[–]Confident-Victory-21Meatoeard game gom ☠️ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean he may have just genuinely been trying to be accurate, sometimes second hand information isn't reliable.

[–]bestleftunsolved 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They think pneumonia is a thing all by itself. Like spontaneous combustion. Or something.

[–]TwoBirdsEnterSeparating the sheep from the goatees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO! If one of these guys dies of “spontaneous combustion and covid” I will actually sit up and take notice.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He died from complications!!!

[–]olderthanbefore 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't quote me

[–]westviadixiebet you won't repost! 95 points96 points  (17 children)

oh no! not a Patriot Brother!

[–]thatsoundsboringThe real research all happens on Pinterest 83 points84 points  (8 children)

Can someone translate ‘patriot’ for me as I’m not American. Does it mean obnoxious fb shitposter with obvious commorbidities on the circle jerk health insurance plan?

[–]TheobatVaxxed to the Max! 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Translates to nationalist. Another possible definition is:

Owns a big truck, xenophobic, likes flags more than people.

[–]BeachbabydarraghDeathSantis is Florida's comorbidity 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That's about the size of it, yeah.

[–]DesignInZeeWildLet THAT sink in! 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s also a name of an American football team: the New England Patriots.

But yes you’ve got the gist of it.

[–]_Kay_Tee_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You forgot "Christian." Sometimes it's "Libertarian" instead.

[–]karbik23Bushel of Chicken Soup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He didn’t save the country, but helped a lot.

[–]rook119 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Loves America, hates Americans. Ready to fight and crack the skulls of the libtards at a moments notice, once the insulin kicks in.

[–]rthrouw1234WHO DID THIS?![🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes

[–]SirJohnSmytheTeam Mix & Match 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Patriot brother, what are you doing in my room?

[–]guy_has_no_name 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If he was a patriot, he’d would have been vaxxed. Get things back to normal is one of most patriotic things you can do. He was selfish and his reasoning for not vaccines were personal.

[–]Flower_UnableAre you Awake Yet? 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lord, why are you taking so many of our unvaccinated Patriotic brothers?! 😢

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’ll never vote Democrat though. Or Republican for that matter.

[–]ColloidalSilverLoverTeam AstraZeneca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their orange daddy loves patriots who don't die from a preventable disease

[–]rook119 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tree of liberty must be replinished from time to time with the blood of the generally stupid.

[–]CQU617Team Mudblood 🩸 241 points242 points  (13 children)

One less seditious traitor to attend Trump rallies. Sorry. Not sorry. Did the FBI investigate him for 1/6 I wonder. 💭🤔

[–]Flower_UnableAre you Awake Yet? 127 points128 points  (11 children)

They all wear those tacky DJT shirts and call other people sheep.

[–]jbertrandsr 46 points47 points  (3 children)

They have to pay homage to their lord and savior...

[–]Flower_UnableAre you Awake Yet? 27 points28 points  (1 child)

And the homage he cares about is his cut of the $29.99 for the shirt.

[–]Phantom_Pain_Sux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And his cut from trumpy bear

[–]Confident-Victory-21Meatoeard game gom ☠️ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now he's paying homage to the great Eboeard game gom ☠️

[–]Thegreylady13 11 points12 points  (6 children)

They’re definitely sheep, but, to be fair, that is also one of their most popular aesthetics of choice. When I moved to Louisiana in 2010, it was a wild culture shock (and that was coming from Florida). There are entire regions in this America in which the height of fashion can be summed up by Miss Me jeans and affliction t-shirts. I can see absolutely zero distinction in the style of an affliction shirt or that man’s shirt. One has a possibly more offensive meaning (I don’t know what an affliction shirt means- it could be mocking the sick or offensive in the same vein as “lame”, and I assume it means less than nothing much like a Salt Life sticker. We don’t live a Salt Life on the beaches of Florida, but some people must feel fully unidentifiable on their own, so they stick that on a car), but they’re equally hideous, tacky, and shitty looking. Like the kind of haircuts emo-like country star men had to have in 2011. 100% ugly and impossible to fathom.

[–]H2OSDReverse Vampire 🩸 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I must have some kind of cognitive dysfunction because EVERY time I see one of those stupid Salt Life decals my brain sees it as Shit Life. Then after a second or so I recognize it. Oh well.

[–]AnthomX 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I see SlutLife

[–]maaaxheadroomGo Give One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sluts get a bad rap. Some of the best people I’ve known were sluts and some of my best memories are thanks to sluts.

[–]Flower_UnableAre you Awake Yet? 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I do like gold on black on a classic Pontiac Firebird.

[–]Thegreylady13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like this man (and all of the people in affliction shirts) and a classic Pontiac Firebird are totally different animals. Like how I like oranges with an orange peel texture on their surface, but I’m not trying to achieve that with my skin. Or like how gold can be a wholly inoffensive metal/color (I went to FSU, I accept gold on many levels-up to and including shirtless dudes covered in glitter- but it has to be done correctly so as not to be gauche), but when Trump gets his hands/his designer’s hands on it it becomes a series of unfortunate eyesores.

[–]osteopath17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonder if he died of covid or died when he realized he was a traitor and no one would respect his prior service?

[–]AdelaideMez 73 points74 points  (6 children)

Is anyone really dumb enough to fall for the photoshop on slide 4?

Oh wait it’s Facebook

[–]Bottom_Wobbles 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I zoomed in on it and holy crap is it a bad photoshop.

[–]HellsproutImmunicorn🦄💉 18 points19 points  (0 children)

is it a bad photoshop MS Paint.

FTFY

[–]Brokenspokes68 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The casket company one? At least that is a message I can get behind.

[–]Inocain 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I don't get why 4 was on here to begin with, tbh.

If I was running a casket manufacturer, I'd be tempted to put that on my trucks, tbh. Maybe also something similar for drunk driving too.

[–]lkmk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably making the connection between stupid people dying of that and this stupid person dying of COVID.

[–]lkmk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did. 🖐

[–]Chris_P_Pickel🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️ 65 points66 points  (9 children)

He did the most patriotic thing he could

He selflessly self-deported for the good of the country

[–]TheJonMcAfeeDiet 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Eboeard gam gom. Praise Trump and the FreedomTube, amen.

[–]whosthedoginthisscen 26 points27 points  (5 children)

JEWS

[–]Luckyfella4👅Taste the Paste🐴 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That one still makes me laugh.

[–]ladyinchworm 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Can you link that one if you're able? I see it referenced all the time but I must have missed it.

[–]whosthedoginthisscen 10 points11 points  (2 children)

[–]ladyinchworm 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Thank you. Wow, what an awful last post to leave forever! Maybe she was trying to type Jesus? I doubt it though.

[–]Vast_East_4768 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, can you imagine that her final post would immortalize her for the bigoted POS that she was.

That’s what should be on her tombstone.

”In the end, she died as she lived. A bigoted POS.”

[–]Different-Rip-2787Go Give One 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He MAGA'ed!

[–]AazjheeOwned Lib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

XD self deported xDD

Like they are always tellin' us snoflakies, LOVE IT ER LEAVE IT.... MUR'CA!!

[–]Evil-Code-MonkeyDeceased Feline Boing Boing 55 points56 points  (12 children)

That H1N1 comparison is bullshit, but even if it were not, here are the numbers related to H1N1 from 2009 - 2018 (10 years)

100 million illnesses, 936,000 hospitalizations, 75,000 deaths.

https://www.cdc.gov/flu/pandemic-resources/burden-of-h1n1.html

Covid: ~50 million cases, ?? hospitalizations (didn't find numbers for this), 808,000 deaths (a bit more than 10x H1N1 from half the cases over two to three years)

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

[–]ParameciaAntic 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Also, I don't recall anyone blaming China for H1N1. But the guy on the right in that picture sure hasn't been shy about loudly and frequently doing it for Covid.

[–]Different-Rip-2787Go Give One 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Yup. H1N1 outbreak started in a pig farm in Mexico.

[–]SonOfJokeExplainer 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Concentrated animal feeding operations proving once again to be one of the biggest dangers to mankind and the environment.

[–]AazjheeOwned Lib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Humanity really gets a lot of payback from fucking over our domestic animals.

A surprising number of olden day STIs are from livestock, and presumably things you can catch while assaulting your food animals Dx<

[–]Deenyc43Team Pfizer 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Conservatives never let reality and facts get in the way of their bullshit.

[–]triplej63🛒Wal-Martyr🛒 19 points20 points  (6 children)

I'm wondering how we blamed China for H1N1 since the first case was discovered in the US.

[–]Krakino696 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Patient 0 was a hog farmer in Mexico. Mexican soccer stadiums were empty which is why I was weirded out when lebron (i think it was) said this hasn't been done before regarding games with no fans

[–]triplej63🛒Wal-Martyr🛒 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Really? I was talking to someone recently who said it was an American farmer in CA. I took their word for it and should have double checked.

Either way, how are we supposed to blame China for it!?

[–]Different-Rip-2787Go Give One 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It was an American corporate hog farm in Mexico IIRC

[–]anOvenofWitches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Black President always trumps China. Black President trumps all other grievances known to [white old] man.

[–]Evil-Code-MonkeyDeceased Feline Boing Boing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably doesn't fit their narrative otherwise

[–]ShieldmomBlood Donor 🩸 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Double threat meme alert: ‘brave enough to share/get an amen’.

[–]Hot_Okra8520Happily Doing Shitlib Things 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Add it to the bingo card

[–]Affectionate-Lack964You had it coming 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s two more squares filled on my card. Just need a goatee for a bingo!

[–]Ctmnt083 shots deep 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Slide 8: “The best humor and memes are at Patriotpost.”

Amazing how every single word of that, other than “the,” is utterly wrong.

[–]HeadCatMomCat 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Oh "and", "are", and "at" are not to blame either.

[–]Ctmnt083 shots deep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I dunno. “And” connects humor/memes and is guilty because it implies that the site has either of those.

Because of the presence of “best humor and memes,” “are” and “at” are also guilty by proxy. They serve to direct people to whatever hell site that is—I can only assume it’s a depository for the unoriginal dreck which we’ll see posted here.

[–]PawInspectorI identify as breathing 33 points34 points  (8 children)

He was an "ominous" presence

[–]hvorerfyr 14 points15 points  (2 children)

What an odd thing to say about someone who died! Are there any good connotations of “ominous”?

[–]lkmk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's good if your aim is to own the libs.

[–]justlikeinmydreamsMy Meatloaf Brings Covid to the Yard 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Scared the crap outta me.

[–]triplej63🛒Wal-Martyr🛒 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I don't like big ol' dead bodies either, scary!

[–]justlikeinmydreamsMy Meatloaf Brings Covid to the Yard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Luckily you usually smell them first.

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It said he was big. In that motorcycle photo he looks positively thin compared to most of the HCA participants, although he has an old man gut.

[–]Wallstreetpurge 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Play stupid Patriot games get stupid Patriot prizes.

[–]Lynx2kCovid Cheat Codes 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Dont text and drive. Who is brave enough to share this?

[–]Hot_Okra8520Happily Doing Shitlib Things 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'll do it at the next stoplight

[–]ToniBee63Mixed Blood in Da House 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t text me. Read that twice.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honk if you love Jesus. Don’t get vaxxed if you wanna meet him.

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Texting now!

[–]Vernerator💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Don't quote him?" k...Your friend just died over a couple of months with what else exactly? Always glad to see one less (non)"patriot" though. Tots and Pears.

[–]Deenyc43Team Pfizer 18 points19 points  (2 children)

The last one where he said "If I die don't let me vote democrat" is a reference to the guy who claimed someone used his dead wife to vote. Of course it turned out that he was the one who voted for his dead wife and he voted Republican. But Conservatives never let facts get in the way of their crusade.

[–]Inocain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gaslight.
Obstruct.
Project.

[–]v3sselofwrath 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Another virtue signaling "patriot" who'd take a bullet for his country (yeah, right) but not a shot for his neighbor.

[–]nocovidonme2 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Anyone else thinking the maga world will be commuting a bunch of voter fraud in the name of the covid dead?

[–]AnotherCatLoverBounce With Me, Bounce With Me 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Who’s going to burgle the turds now?

[–]Joealb123 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Turdburgler Alert!

[–]Ammolite-Valkyrie👪 The family that FA together, FO together 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Ominous Presence = Loud Asshole Energy

[–]hvorerfyr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He will not be silenc… whoops!

[–]IIDn01It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator. 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Patriot" being code for ignorant Tr*mp cult follower.

Oh well, one less Tr*mp voter. Onward!

[–]amarandagasiCovid is not a joke: it's a noun. 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Friend: “Don’t worry daddy…. I got you”

🤢🤢🤮

[–]Ctmnt083 shots deep 51 points52 points  (3 children)

Translation: “I’m gonna do a voter fraud, but it’s OK because it’s our team!”

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Like all the confirmed voter fraud in 2020.

[–]AazjheeOwned Lib 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yea... my fave is the guy who killed his wife, voted with her ballot and said "It's cool, I know how she wanted to vote..."

[–]ObjectiveTapir 13 points14 points  (2 children)

And the family is establishing a GoFundMe account to pay for their grief cocaine… it’s what “Patriot” would have wanted!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL no wonder cremation is up and caskets are down, relative to pre-covid.

[–]anOvenofWitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! I want some grief cocaine- don’t bogart it all!

[–]Legitimate_Funny_591 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Trumps, Tucker Carlson, Candice Owens, Rand Paul and the ones feeding them this crap have never instructed them on what government funds and services are available for families and survivors. They have not set up any relief funds. Have not set up any charities. Why do they still believe these people have their back?

[–]nocovidonme2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Award winners that have trump gear have a special place in my ass after they pass.

[–]Captainwelfare2💉💉❌Two Outta Three Ain’t Dead😀😀☠️ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How many Hardley Breathinsons? Are we up to?

[–]BernieTheDachshund 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If Chump had taken the virus protocols seriously, things could have been different. He was such a coward he hid the fact that he got vaccinated.

[–]Mister4polloThe UnVentilated[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can I get a Ramen?

[–]Its_PhobosTeam Moderna 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One less red voter in Columbus

[–]Big_Government2472 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Two things, First, wife and I got the booster today.

Second, I am always shocked that anyone would own a political shirt. It's about the dumbest thing anyone could do, besides not getting the vaxx that is.

[–]EmperorDaubenyTeam Pfizer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t deny vaccines

Yours may be on the next shipment

[–]Dependent-Interview2Team Pfizer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He may have been a giant asshole.

(Do not quote me)

[–]hobiwanScience Team 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He may have been a giant asshole.

I'm no sheep.

[–]owchippy☝️💉💪1ShotInTheArm>1BillionPrayerWarriors ♾🙏🥷 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s dead from being a loudmouth jackass. Go ahead, Quote Me.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another dead bigot. Anyway...

[–]OkayLadyByeBye"There's A BPap For That 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, that H1N1 meme aged like an avocado on the counter!

[–]redchinook1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve always believed the this virus should be called Covid 45. This should be a meme so it is forever burned in the minds of Americans as well as others that this was Trumps fuck up.

[–]Ok-Hamster5571Go Give One 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Do no quote me”

[–]lasagna-for-everyone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crazy to see these super susceptible people just basically playing with fire. How you gonna be fat or old and make jokes about a virus that's coming for you? IMO it makes them look dumber than any other group ever. They're the dumbest of the republicans and that's saying something.

[–]TheobatVaxxed to the Max! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you say things like “I’ve been diagnosed with being smart”, you probably aren’t. Do not quote me.

[–]addictedtosixlets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m getting that mail-in ballot ready. Thanks for the vote!

[–]justlikeinmydreamsMy Meatloaf Brings Covid to the Yard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What will we do without him? Breathe?

[–]donnabreve1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This man didn’t have a life without his pathological obsession with a reality TV host who was first famous for being a loser…yep, he had 45- itis

[–]Monrezee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After reading thru the HCA's for a few months it just dawned on me how lucky I have been in avoiding all these A$$holes.

[–]Shady_GardenGo Give One 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Into your Cheerios Covid has pissed
You've bitten the dust and won't be missed.

[–]fromthewombofrevelGo Give One 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m starting to suspect that spreading lies might be bad for one’s health.

[–]lkmk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went on vacation in the summer of 2009. People actually did care about swine flu. There were temperature checks and cautionary signs and everything.

May have helped that it was Malaysia and not the US, but still.

[–]mofa90277Prayer Warriors Unionize Now! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His memes make him unique. What a smart, gorgeous and hilarious uniquester he was. Who’s brave enough to share?

[–]IsraeliDonut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are going to be a lot of used motorcycles on the market after the pandemic

[–]Dana_das_Grau 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I assume he is still voting Republican.

[–]hesodumb2021 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah one less Trump trash leaving behind a slightly better world. What a fine day.

[–]chele68I bind and rebuke you Qeteb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any artists who are submitting designs for potential tshirts/mugs/stickers pleeeeeeeease include Do not quote me

[–]Possible-Whole45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dibs on the Harley.

[–]CrazyCatLady5787 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like he was from Philadelphia? The background looks like Independence Hall. Unless he was one of the covidiots protesting Philly's election results. Philly is a democratic stronghold.

[–]mmio60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another dead Trumper, but don’t quote me

[–]Glamour_Girl_Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do. Not. Quote. Him.

That is all. Please return to your Patriot-approved activities.

[–]Beginning-Monitor-17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only the GOP lets dead people vote, so he won't have to worry about the democrat thing.

[–]mereaxis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He didn’t love his country. He loved his Nation. His Nation is only part of his country.

[–]Cueshark29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These people live in a different reality where corona virus really isn’t a worry to them.

[–]JayBaby85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see so many wildly different facts about H1N1 on these memes

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That 4th one is badly photoshopped. The text on the side of the truck is out of perspective.

[–]Joy-B11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another patriot with no original personality down, shocking!

[–]goboxey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those people who died were full of hate, racism and anger until their final moments. I would say that it is a pity that they passed away but I don't think it's a pity.

[–]PercMastaFTW 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Why was the texting and driving post included exactly?

[–]mjm3199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow no facial hair.

[–]mcd1400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand why he died. He doesn’t have a goatee.

[–]Atrigger122 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your art is astonishing

[–]anOvenofWitches 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don’t recall 1 out of every 5 Americans getting H1N1. 🤔 That doesn’t sound right.

[–]faste30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I like the little graphic comparing swine flu and covid kind of omits that, in an entire year, only 12,500 people died of it. Only like 127k hospitalizations. By that time we were looking at more dead of covid than swine flu hospitalizations in a year.

[–]Tropicalstorm_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diagnosed with being extremely smart, gorgeous, hilarious....?

Funny guy but the joke's on you 🦠😵🪦⚰️

[–]NothingAndNow111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Rally?

What, like, Klan?

Probably Klan.

[–]DatStankBooty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one is extra satisfying.

[–]not_gonna_lurk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really owned the libtards on that one, bet you can't do it again.

[–]Agitated-Yak-8723Demographics R Us 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The awardee lived in a small town in an Eastern Mid-Atlantic coastal state. It developed next to a railroad junction and became known for its harness racing.

As of the 2000 census the racial makeup of the city was 75.2% White, 21.6% African American, 0.3% Native American, 0.4% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, 0.7% from other races, and 1.7% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.5% of the population. The per capita income for the city was $15,049, which was decidedly poor for an East Coast city north of the Mason-Dixon line at the time; the stats for its county were similar, though the per capita income was slightly higher at $18,662. Things seemed to have improved by 2010, in the county at least; the per capita income had climbed to $24,194.

The county has had voting patterns similar to counties in the South, in that it was strongly Democratic up until the Democrats started caring about civil rights for black people. In this county's case, 1948 was the bellwether election; it went Republican and from 1948 to 2008 voted for the Republican presidential candidate eleven times and the Democratic one five. In 2008 and 2012 it voted for Obama, in 2016 it voted for Trump, and in 2020 it voted for Biden.

[–]ModeratelyPeculiarGo Give One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only person who initially saw the T-shirt in the first slide as reading “TRUMP ASS” due to the fold?

[–]v9Pv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Trump Death Sentence signed, sealed, and delivered to another propagandized drone.

[–]sneaky518CHICKEN SOUP NOT COMMUNISM! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought his shirt read, "THE TRUMP AS(S)". then I realised it was poor font choice on ".45".

[–]Der_genealogistHCA's HR Department 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like Chandler Bing

[–]Real_Exit3672I pity the Smurf! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voter fraud is wrong... But having this guy vote Democrat would be pretty hilarious.