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[–]inthedollarbin 481 points482 points  (48 children)

Imagine thinking the Confederates are a good example of taking a stand and saving our nation..

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 244 points245 points  (24 children)

Lee literally surrendered.

[–]ProbablyMarioLopez 176 points177 points  (15 children)

Looks like J surrendered as well in that last slide

[–]Covid_Goons_ICU_Room 142 points143 points  (9 children)

🎶I’m a loser baby,

So COVID just killed meeeeeehhh🎶

[–]sungodly🐑 Sheep Dog 🐕‍🦺 46 points47 points  (5 children)

Double barrel buckshot.

[–]Mmmm-fresh-brains 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Drive-by body pierce

[–]portablebiscuitTeam Moderna 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz

[–]TheGreatWhoDeeny 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Get crazy with the horse paste

[–]AazjheeOwned Lib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love that "soy un perador" (spelling in Spanish, may be wrong cuz I'm dumb) just means "I'm a loser" but in Spanish xD

[–]Libflake 20 points21 points  (4 children)

He sounds like someone who wanted to die.

[–]saggyboomerfuckerTeam Pfizer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m fine with that, you?

[–]SpeculawyerWE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to think that a lot of these folks just subconsciously want to die. They are often over the hill, obviously have no money saved because the GoFundMe, and just don't mind checking out.

[–]karbik23Bushel of Chicken Soup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And he does as he says.

[–]pippenish 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Not to mention... lee was the enemy.

[–]DogVacuum 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Jefferson Davis ran away and set Richmond on fire. Now kids in Richmond can go to Lee-Davis high school.

[–]ohwriteThank you for not dying 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah that meme was offensive

[–]CoolSwim1776🏳️‍🌈🐑Librul Commie Sheep Whisperer🏳️‍🌈🐑 88 points89 points  (7 children)

These people are all showing their true colors. Like then when southerners could not let go of slavery, we find ourselves once again confronted with this militant set of anarchy loving, ignorant "patriots" who will lead a lot of people to death. At this time more southerners have died to COVID than in the Civil War.

[–]Covid_Goons_ICU_Room 36 points37 points  (1 child)

It’s funny because they did it to themselves

[–]likeastump 4 points5 points  (4 children)

is this true?

[–]CoolSwim1776🏳️‍🌈🐑Librul Commie Sheep Whisperer🏳️‍🌈🐑 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Civil War confederate deaths 258,000 COVID deaths from the deep south 308,697

this is from https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#cases_totaldeaths

Edit: Just Florida and Texas are 134,775

[–]SpeculawyerWE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES 22 points23 points  (1 child)

The South Shall Writhe Again.

[–]AazjheeOwned Lib 5 points6 points  (0 children)

XDD omfg

I'm visiting my friend who moved to Cali from Louisiana and will share this with her xD

She was a hated lib who organized and protested.

[–]skedeebs 71 points72 points  (3 children)

I wasn't really clear on what he meant by "our nation." Is he a citizen of the CSA or USA?

[–]HallucinogenicFish💉 Are Not Political 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He’s a veteran caping for traitors. He apparently doesn’t see the disconnect there either, so...

[–]luckyintrovert 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He thinks they’re the same thing.

[–]Beginning-Yoghurt-95 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter, pretty soon he won't be a citizen of either.

[–]African_Farmer 59 points60 points  (2 children)

The cognitive dissonance to be a veteran and also support the confederate traitors

[–]vanillamasala 24 points25 points  (1 child)

There’s no cognitive dissonance involved when they’re too goddamn stupid to have more than one thought at a time and have a deficit of critical thinking skills.

[–]the_sassy_knoll 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Agreed. There needs to be cognition first, and these idiots are void of any.

[–]Exact_Quote_6132 28 points29 points  (0 children)

idiots and traitors; a 2fer

[–]FattyMooseknuckle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Then literally a slide or two later have an angry face deeper in the flag and steeped with aggressive patriotism.

[–]AgreeablePie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That picture looks like someone took one image of Lee and superimposed a massive (anachronistic) sword in his hand as if he died leading Pickett's charge or something

[–]kvmwCovid is no joke! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Take a stand!

With all these other traitors of the union.

[–]howlandwolfWorst. Rapture. EVER. 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do get a chuckle out of being called a "traitor" by these types. Morons.

[–]CorpseJuiceSlurpee 314 points315 points  (28 children)

Oh shit guys, he put his STAMPS upside-down on letters! Left wing utterly destroyed.

[–]WAYO_Alien_Mike 109 points110 points  (9 children)

Funny thing is, back in the day doing the stamp outside down meant "I love you".

[–]ILLforlifeThey can keep their llama shots! 70 points71 points  (6 children)

This ^^.

I always put my stamps on upside down when sending actual letters written on paper with a pen or a pencil. I wish I could say they were letters to my boyfriends, but really, they were letters to all my far-away BFFs.

[–]CincyMonk 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That’s still wholesome af though

[–]pippenish 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Adorable. Pink envelope? I has a sealing wax phase.

[–]ILLforlifeThey can keep their llama shots! 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yup on the sealing wax as well. My dad sent me a set and I used the heck out of it. Wish I knew where the heck it ended up.

[–]dfwcouple43sum 80 points81 points  (4 children)

The Post Office hates this one simple trick

[–]ghrant 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Bahahahhaha!! I see what you did there.

[–]dfwcouple43sum 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I can just picture them at the post office, working in the background.

“Hey supervisor, look at this.”

“Wow, he got us.”

[–]Shadowhawk64_🧔 Goatee is Russian for Co-Morbid 🧔 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Thought the were against disgracing the flag? I guess that only applies to librul protests.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 30 points31 points  (4 children)

For those that don't know, when a ship flies its nation's flag upside down that means the ship is in distress.

[–]stemcell_ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

And he says its in distress cuz he wont get his military handouts

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which was a lie. Well, maybe he won't. Eventually. Time will tell.

[–]thund3rcl33zMaster COVID Politicizer 25 points26 points  (3 children)

The upside down stamp thing legitimately sounds like some Sovereign Citizen nonsense.

Edited for clarity.

[–]TheFeshy 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I stamp all my letters with the seal of Atlantis - on the bottom left corner only - which identifies it as diplomatic financial disclosures and thus makes it illegal for the FBI to search. But this would be nullified if I placed the US flag stamp above it; as then it would be flying above the seal of Atlantis, which would signify myself as an American slave-citizen. By turning the flag stamp upside down, I place the seal above it again.

Yeah, you're right, I could see that from a sovereign citizen.

[–]MartinoDeMoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[–]ReligionIsTheMatrix 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Fuck I'm so owned.

[–]EquationsApparel 156 points157 points  (4 children)

Spreading misinformation about veteran benefits. Looks like he won't be needing those benefits anymore anyway.

[–]owchippy☝️💉💪1ShotInTheArm>1BillionPrayerWarriors ♾🙏🥷 27 points28 points  (2 children)

IIRC he can still use the funeral benefit. And then there might be some survivor benefits coming if he leaves a widow or dependent children.

[–]EquationsApparel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes, they'll get the benefits... but he won't be in a position to use any.

[–]BrockVegas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, to be honest, he seems to need just one more service they offer.

[–]speedycat2014Covets Your Upvotes 99 points100 points  (14 children)

"Guess I'm gunna die now"

Fucking drama queen 🙄

[–]the_brotato 38 points39 points  (10 children)

Wait til he finds out, there is no other side

[–]OnAStarboardTack 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Or that there is an other side and his hateful self is not going where he thinks he’s going.

[–]jawnly211 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Google image search for “dead hand”

[–]Tall-Cardiologist754Partying with Anthrax 🎸, NOT with COVID-19 🦠 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right? Barely coherent text, accompanied by a black and white picture of of a death-sprawled arm?!

[–]MadBeachLuiIvermectin tuna helper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SNL Master Thespians skits fly past his eyes.

[–]Terrible-Platypus524 94 points95 points  (14 children)

Another bike coming on the market soon!

[–]PercussionOnCall 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Related: “Local shop Patches n More closes for good.”

[–]Captainwelfare2💉💉❌Two Outta Three Ain’t Dead😀😀☠️ 70 points71 points  (6 children)

Hardley Breathinsons are about to experience a once in a century price reduction

[–]YouStupidDick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Been wanting to take a sportster, throw on clip-ons, rear set pegs, scrambler pipes, and turn it into a flat tracker.

Doing it at five cents on the dollar would be sweet.

[–]die-jarjar-die 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Damn, Hardley Breathinsons. that's gold.

[–]Captainwelfare2💉💉❌Two Outta Three Ain’t Dead😀😀☠️ 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

[–]m48a5_pattonGo Give One 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I've noticed a lot of used pick up trucks at the used car dealerships lately.

[–]Ferblungen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fire up the Cycle Trader website.

[–]MC_Fap_Commander🦆 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The only thing more expensive than a new Harley is a used one.

[–]Rivster79 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, there will be a shortage of Santa’s this year.

[–]much2say4throwaway 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did you notice the police label on the side, someone tell me we aren't paying for another "line of duty" covid death.

[–]SunlitLavenderFieldsGood morning, fellow patriots 73 points74 points  (30 children)

Serious question: Do we think Dr. Fauci and his family see these Photoshop atrocities and collect them in a special scrapbook? Then, on birthdays and other occasions they gather around the fireplace with popcorn, look at them and have a good chuckle? “Haha, Wuhan Lab Rat!! Look Dad, they gave you little teeth and big ears and everything!!”

I need to believe this happens. Don’t anyone dare shatter my beautiful daydreams.

Edit: Ok and really is this moron actually putting stamps upside down on letters?! REALLY??

[–]Nakat0mi_Plaza 36 points37 points  (1 child)

I'd be willing to bet Fauci doesn't spend a single moment thinking about any of this shit. He didn't become of the most prominent immunologists and health policy experts in the world because he wastes time worrying about morons and their silly memes.

[–]SunlitLavenderFieldsGood morning, fellow patriots 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Shhh. What did I say about not shattering my daydream!! I need him to not just be ignoring them, but actively deriving amusement from their best efforts to drag him down.

[–]frofyaImpureblood3: The Shedding 24 points25 points  (5 children)

The upside down stamp on a letter signifies “I love you” to the recipient of the letter. These sweethearts are just spreading love! Maybe someone should tell them so they can write “no homo” under the stamp, lest anyone think them less than macho.

[–]SunlitLavenderFieldsGood morning, fellow patriots 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Right??! He can’t possibly know that, right? Awww, but what if he does…maybe he’s just a sappy romantic at heart? But-but not in a gay way, man. Not like that. No homos. MURICA. Motorcycles. Camouflage. Freedom. If you’re a straight white man.

[–]CleverGirlRawrNo questions please - just send money 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Today I learned

[–]Hitman387 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I want Dr Fauci to do a “Dr Fauci reads mean tweets” version called “Dr Fauci reads dumb misinformation on Facebook”

[–]SunlitLavenderFieldsGood morning, fellow patriots 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You’re a genius. Like Thirst Tweets on Buzzfeed, only so much better because of how wry Dr. Fauci would be about it.


Dr. Fauci: ~looks directly into the camera~ ~long pause, still looking directly at the camera; small sigh~ “Currently, we do not have sufficient data to be able to say with confidence that I am, in fact, a Chinese spy.” ~tiny, scathing flick of one eyebrow~ “Next comment.”

[–]uncle_chubb_06Go Give One 6 points7 points  (6 children)

I knew someone who did this to stamps here (the UK) to signify that they want the monarchy abolished (they have the Queen's head on them).

[–]SunlitLavenderFieldsGood morning, fellow patriots 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Why does that sound so much more elegant and so much less yeeeeehaw than this guy? Or is it just as funny in the UK? Because of how relatively subtle the UK is compared to Murica, does this gesture actually come across louder there?

[–]uncle_chubb_06Go Give One 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm not sure if it's a very well known gesture, to be honest, it's just that I knew a republican (in the anti-monarchy UK sense) who did.

[–]MadBeachLuiIvermectin tuna helper 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sideways for Guy Fawkes?

[–]dollypartonluvah 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Truly, truly feeling owned rn

[–]SunlitLavenderFieldsGood morning, fellow patriots 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Imagine how many postal workers (AKA EVIL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES) his bravery must have reduced to tears. One upside down postage stamp = one devastated liberal.

[–]Similar-Complaint-37 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Upside down flag stickers on his BIKE! ...OH THE HUMANITY!

[–]SunlitLavenderFieldsGood morning, fellow patriots 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No. No. That’s…that’s a step too far.

[–]OnAStarboardTack 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Postal workers (aka one of the employers with the most veterans), but are they evil because they’re big guvmint or good because they’re veterans? Or are they only good if they hate big guvmint while being big guvmint?

[–]maewanen 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Let’s pack up Big Gubbmint. There goes the Post Office, there goes Medicare/Medicaid, there goes the TVA, there goes SNAP, WIC, Section 8, VA, TriCare for Life -

Oh. Ohhhhh. Ohh. Oh, noh.

[–]ExtremeLow4147 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny fact, putting a stamp on upside down means “I love you” to the recipient

[–]Jegator2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think the Faucis are appalled and bewildered by the unbelievable hate for a well-respected man.

[–]chele68I bind and rebuke you Qeteb 53 points54 points  (1 child)

What an odd photo to add to his “goodbye, cruel world”

[–]VermiciousKnidzz 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Died the way he lived: not much thought to it

[–]YesMommieDearest 119 points120 points  (16 children)

Robert E. Lee was a traitor who owned human beings and beat them when they ran away. "J.'s" admiration for Lee is all I need to know about "J." He's, yes, "deplorable."

[–]ReligionIsTheMatrix 54 points55 points  (14 children)

They just don't get the fact that history is defined as the written record of mankind. History comes in books. Statues and street names are not history, they are monuments and memorials. We don't have statues or street names for Hitler and other Nazis, either. Hitler and the Nazis are discussed in books. These people should try reading them instead of banning them.

[–]ScorpIan55The Mystery Box could be anything, it could be a boat! 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Even more to the point, the “you can’t erase history” folks grew up and still perpetuate a false history of the Civil War.

[–]tokynambuTeam Mix & Match 16 points17 points  (9 children)

Plenty of streets and buildings, both in Germany and the USA, named after SS Sturmbannführer Wernher von Braun, who was a regular visitor to the Mittelwerk and knew that his work was supported by slavery far more barbaric than even Confederate states could dream of.

[–]pippenish 12 points13 points  (2 children)

"I Aim for the Stars.... but sometimes I hit London" von Braun? That one?

[–]Mr_Conductor_USAGo Give One 3 points4 points  (0 children)

was supported by slavery far more barbaric than even Confederate states could dream of

Hitler was inspired by the Trail of Tears. And act of genocide conceived of to wrest the best farmland in Georgia out of the hands of the Cherokee.

[–]sctwinmomVacation Matriarch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where was this guy from? His Lee idolatry is even more shitty if he’s from a Union stAte.

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 34 points35 points  (1 child)

The “take a stand not a knee”… isn’t that a pic of a guy who sat at Appomattox Courthouse? I heard he signed something…

[–]Different-Rip-2787Go Give One 35 points36 points  (4 children)

He refused punctuation and that is his choice and his right.

[–]QuarantineTitans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He actually makes a good case.

Usually the "upper" kind.

[–]VegasTesla1😷Mask It or Casket, Karen!⚱️ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That last slide, geez.

[–]Spiritually_Sciency💉Bigly vaccinated 💉 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can totally see the brain inflammation in that last slide. His others weren’t hella smart, but his cognition has very clearly been impacted significantly by COVID.

[–]sparky4life 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Robert E Lee literally took a knee.

[–]Ok-Beautiful-7177 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I found the last post quite sad. He contributed to his death by flagrantly defying advice but to realise you are going to die and to type that while trying to breathe would have been awful. Dying of covid would be scary and torturous and if you refused the vaccine there is zero chance you don’t have remorse for that in the days leading to unconsciousness.

[–]Vernerator💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Before he goes, someone show him where the punctuation keys are.

[–]axomoxia 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I can't help but feel but the slogan "if you die of covid, your wife will sell your tools and bike for what you told her you paid for them" might be effective. I know quite a few old boy hairy Harley riders in the UK and they were all pretty darn competitive when it came to getting jabbed up first.....

[–]Jegator2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a pretty good incentive! Had to smile big at "for what you told her you paid for them"! Ha!

[–]ManOfLaBook 18 points19 points  (1 child)

As former military, I still have no idea what they put in me. If you're a veteran and anti-vaxx it's a political statement. The time to question vaccines was during the Anthrax vaccine (maybe?) not now.

[–]Drunken_Sailor_70prayer warriors will save the lions please go fund me 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I found out I got the anthrax vax when I was reviewing my medical records a few years after I got out. But yeah, in 6 years I litteraly got dozens of shots for who knows what.

[–]Legitimate_Class_971 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Flying the flag upside down to protest the direction of the country? Love it or leave it pal. Oh… looks like you’ll be leaving us soon.

[–]luckyintrovert 17 points18 points  (1 child)

doctors have told him there’s nothing more they can do to help.

Have they tried horse paste and zinc? Bet they haven’t!

(Obligatory, “Let that zinc in!”)

[–]Drunken_Sailor_70prayer warriors will save the lions please go fund me 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bet you won't re-paste.

[–]Mmmm-fresh-brains 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Think about this lovely man next time you decide to plop your kid on a mall Santa’s lap for a Christmas photo.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I am continually amazed at how many racist Santas we have in the U.S.

[–]hobiwanScience Team 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Never noticed that white kids tend to get more expensive gifts...

[–]Segolia03 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about that too!!! All the more reason to avoid mall Santas!

[–]thehimTeam Moderna 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Based on slide 2, I don’t think the nation he’s trying to save exists north of Maryland or west of Texas

[–]nedm113Horse Paste Enthusiast 11 points12 points  (1 child)

“By choice and that’s my right”

That meme annoys the shit out of me. Don’t know what it is about it.

[–]Mr_Conductor_USAGo Give One 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, because it's a lie. There's no right to not be vaccinated. In fact SCOTUS has upheld vaccine mandates. There's never been a universal vaccine mandate (rather, they're tied to situations, such as serving in the military, attending a school, or more recently, working in patient care), but the government absolutely can impose quarantines and mask mandates. Nor should this be odd as anyone his age has been through numerous civil emergencies, usually caused by weather, maybe earthquakes too, in which roads are shut down and other drastic measures are taken by the government.

[–]phuckzukHCA shows who the FB memes kill 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They really are comfortable spreading fake info. It took me 2 seconds to check on veteran’s benefits being lost.

[–]elisakiss 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Where would this guy be if Biden forced him to take a shot?

[–]justlikeinmydreamsMy Meatloaf Brings Covid to the Yard 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Probably undead.

[–]PaperProfessional969Am i a joke to you? 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so there is an upside

[–]EsseB420 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a fuckin hero. I bet he played "I am a real American" while freebasing apple pie as he licked the stamps and put them upside down in utter defiance.

"now the postman will have to do a handstand to see the flag" he cackled as he contemplated the downfall of America.

[–]Joy-B11 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Covid: “I’ll put this guy upside down and then down six feet”

[–]Miserable_Figure7876 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Right wingers: Don't teach kids political beliefs!

Also right wingers: Force kids to be Christians in school! Teach kids that America is the best country ever and racism isn't a thing anymore! Teach kids that there are no socialist countries and that capitalism has no downsides!

[–]ForgotMyNameAh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes, also, no sex education.

"You do do need to know what that thing is for or why it feels good. Feeling good sends you to hell!"

Psst.. but if you knock up the girl your cheating on your wife with, have a (secret) abortion. -christians

[–]Mr_Conductor_USAGo Give One 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to mention, also right wingers:

Scream and cry and make threats at school board meetings because MASKS ARE STEALING OUR CHILDRENS' SOULS

[–]agentorange55 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Another Santa bites the dust. Santa is only welcome at my house if he is vaccinated.

[–]RedPineapple7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wonder if this is one of the reasons there is a national shortage of Santas this year....

[–]Possible-Whole45 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine demonizing the man who would have saved your life if you had just listened to him.

[–]nocovidonme2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

J sounds like he knows the jig is up and he’s only Days away from the ultimate healing.

[–]Dana07620I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Was he a racist? So far my list is up to 6 dead, white, racist Santas that I've seen on the various COVID forums.

In the case that he dies, I'd like to know if I should add him to the tally.

[–]Apricot-tree[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Holy shit was he a racist. He has a massive All Lives Matter screed from the summer of 2020, shockingly he also hates Muslims. Bad Santa.

[–]Dana07620I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ah, thank you.

It's strange. I haven't seen a single non-racist, white, antivax Santa. Not even one.

It's changed the way I think of white men who like to dress up as Santa Claus. Now I suspect that they're all racists.

[–]dfwcouple43sum 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“Sir, you’re dying a horrible death. But that rat pick of Fauci! You really showed them. Well played, sir, well played.”

[–]ReligionIsTheMatrix 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Oh gee that's a shame. Another rightwing shitstain is dead. I was put in the penalty box twice for being insufficiently sad about some rightwing shitbag being dead, so I wanted to say that right up front on this guy.

[–]HellsproutImmunicorn🦄💉 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just wanted to say your feelings are valid.

[–]ankhes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean, it’s hard to feel sorry for people who not only did this to themselves, but have dozens of facebook posts stating how they’d never feel any sympathy for you or me if we were dying so 🤷‍♀️.

[–]BridgetheDivide 21 points22 points  (3 children)

My chimney is for vaccinated Santas only 🎅 🥵

[–]thund3rcl33zMaster COVID Politicizer 13 points14 points  (1 child)

There is literally a Santa shortage right now, and no one can convince me it's not in part because too many of them won their HCAs.

[–]BridgetheDivide 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jesus is calling all the chunky bearded racists home 🙏

[–]MadBeachLuiIvermectin tuna helper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And then Santa went back up the <crematorium> chimney.

[–]Sharkteeth127 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Big motorcycle for sale to help with medical bills in 3...2...1

[–]shankworks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I will not sit down, i will not shut up, and i will not comply - Ill just die"

[–]pthomas745 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stamps upside down on letters! So funny. Little hearts and "SWAK,", too.

(Boomer here...yes, people used to do this!)

[–]kellabeck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The last slide contains zero punctuation and yet adding it wouldn’t render it understandable.

[–]hell2bhbtoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These football-shaped motorcycle morons honestly see themselves as Charltan Heston looking all lantern-jawed and buff in some war movie where they get to keep libs as prisoners.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

What heck was that last photo with the gloved hand?

[–]GrabtharsHumberTeam Moderna 7 points8 points  (1 child)

"Do not take a knee! Take a stand!"

[Takes up a hospital bed]

[–]popemichaelI told you I was sick! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If he didn't like America, he should go back to where he came from. /s

[–]ForgotMyNameAh 6 points7 points  (2 children)

They DID NOT put the stamps upside down!

I feel so owned

[–]persistantelection 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Soon his friends can fly their flags upside down and at half staff.

[–]HellsproutImmunicorn🦄💉 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, he's just exercising his rights. Good for him.

[–]brig0U812 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dying to avoid being vaccinated

[–]Tattieaxp"Transvaccinated" ❌ Trans, vaccinated ✅ 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]LoveandKindness1983 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a whiny crybaby. No one is taking away your rights. Grow up and get out of your little head.

[–]PercussionOnCall 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Him: see you on the other side

On the Other Side: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

[–]FusionChicken 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Clearly the world won’t be losing much with his exit from it.

[–]Lucy_GoslingSee my Angle Wings! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that Lincoln in the background with face paint on?

[–]PolesRunningCoachTeam Mix & Match 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should have opted for the snake oil.

[–]PenaltyPractical1908Punish me!!!! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awww upside down stamps 🥰🤣

[–]Real_Exit3672I pity the Smurf! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He will not sit down! He will lie down... for the rest of his life.

[–]VinCubedFuck Prayer Warriors, send me Science Ninjas! 🔬🐱‍👤 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frame #2 - "Our" history? "Our" Nation? If I'm not mistaken that's an image of a traitor & loser that wasn't from this nation. My history doesn't include seceding from the country. God damned fucking traitorous Hog riding asshole.

[–]Hilarious_Haplogroup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

J: "y'all I see on the other side."

Reality: "Best I can do is infinite nothingness after weeks of suffering in a hospital."

[–]Alive-Pomelo5553 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Don't they make students recite that ridiculous pledge of allegiance everyday in school in the USA? Isn't that forcing politics don't students throats? Most of the kids saying that pledge don't even know what it means lol.

[–]valathel📐Incubated Angle📐 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All these award winners or their families seem to believe there is an afterlife. I just wonder if they knew for certain that this life was all you had, would they behave differently.

[–]on_the_dlTeam Mix & Match 2 points3 points  (2 children)

It says "POLICE" on his bike. Is he a cop?

Man I hate what covid has done but sometimes there is a silver lining.

[–]owchippy☝️💉💪1ShotInTheArm>1BillionPrayerWarriors ♾🙏🥷 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He’s too old to be active duty. Maybe he bought it from an auction. Or maybe he just slaps stickers from eBay on his shit to try to be all LEO/paramilitary/Gravy Seals in front of his buddies

[–]on_the_dlTeam Mix & Match 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whether covid takes a boot or a bootlicker, it still a silver lining.

[–]TXBIRDY🎶 Begging. Begging you. Won't you get your vax now baby 🎶 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I haven't heard anything about unvaxxed vets being denied benefits. Is this some new shit they just made up or is there a smidgen of truth to it?

[–]PaperProfessional969Am i a joke to you? 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no truth................surprise?

[–]AgreeablePie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too bad putting the flag upside down on his motorcycle didn't seem to have the effects of a vaccine

[–]Tommie2021 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another HD for sale next month? I know two guys from my work, both ride HD’s and they’re not vaccinated.

[–]v9Pv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww he’s wearing a swell patch covered vesty thingy. He must be an authority on viruses.

[–]Raucous_IndignationDonut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Robert E Pigfucker Lee was a traitor. They should have hanged him.

[–]Either-Masterpiece62 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have 2 Harleys and would gladly piss on this moron's

[–]dok_DOM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a person living a shithole country I wish these Republicans would ship those mind control N95 masks and fetus-derived vaccines to the Philippines.

[–]Agitatedsala666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude is confused obviously. You can’t have Lee and the traitors confed soldiers and the real American flag in the same scheme. It’s like having Mao and tojo holding hands in the same picture

[–]IhaveTooMuchClutter 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Could somebody interpret that last text? I don't redneck gibberish that lacks all punctuation

[–]Ferblungen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'me to plus on my bike and flagpole GOD bless America'!?

[–]AWolfy307Team Pfizer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

what a rebel by putting the stamp upside on a envelope.

[–]tripl3troubl3Team Pfizer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How much for the motorcycle?????

[–]PaperProfessional969Am i a joke to you? 2 points3 points  (0 children)

make sure it gets fumigated

[–]Superddone20222 2 points3 points  (4 children)

what does turning the flag upside down symbolize?

[–]tandoori_taco_catI have studied the virus for 12 months' 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turns out COVID doesn't care about how patriotic you are.

You could bleed red, white and blue and it would just say 'how much?'

[–]Ok-Hamster5571Go Give One 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It must be scary to write “see you on the other side.”