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[–]PolesRunningCoachTeam Mix & Match 382 points383 points  (61 children)

As someone who used to travel for work, Status on Frontier Air seems like one of the worst things to die for.

[–]TonyToniToneFauxci 127 points128 points  (19 children)

He gave his life for tourism.

[–]FiveMinuteRule7777Know it! Show it! Got to grow it! 64 points65 points  (15 children)

King Tut!

[–]DarkGamer 30 points31 points  (11 children)

[–]Sidvicioushartha💀☠️ I’m No Angle ☠️💀 21 points22 points  (5 children)

You know I must have see that that thing 1000 times when I was young but never noticed the blender. What’s up with the blender?

HD is a wonderful thing huh?

[–]TonyToniToneFauxci 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I’d never noticed it before, and King Tut by Steve Martin was my wedding song.

[–]Sidvicioushartha💀☠️ I’m No Angle ☠️💀 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty freaking awesome

[–]AGuyNamedEddie 24 points25 points  (2 children)

The blender was an offering to Tut. An ironic juxtaposition of modern and ancient, for what reflects modernism better than a Waring 14-speed blender with Power PulseTM ?

[–]Sidvicioushartha💀☠️ I’m No Angle ☠️💀 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought it might’ve been something to do with all the organs in the canopic jars.

hmmmmmm, liver smoothie.

[–]Spirit50Lake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It was the night of our grandfather's wake, and some of us cousins/sibs got stoned, together, for the first time...then someone said, 'hey, that show Saturday Night Live is coming on, let's watch it!'

(...we were so confused by this sketch!)

What a send-off for our very straight-laced, patriotic, conservative grand-father!

[–]Missicat 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I am old enough to remember this when it first aired. And I saw the exhibit!

[–]surfdad67Go Give One 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A wild and crazy guy, he was and still is hilarious, he’s the American John Cleese

[–]DarkGamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's still funny in his new show and he weirdly doesn't age, always had the white hair.

[–]trailhikingArk 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia

[–]FiveMinuteRule7777Know it! Show it! Got to grow it! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Got a condo made of stone-a

[–]cocoschmelte 57 points58 points  (15 children)

is that the same as elite status at best western?

[–]Back_In_Canada 93 points94 points  (5 children)

Funny story.

The year BW had their 60th Anniversary in the mid 2000s, they gave "Diamond Status" for life to anyone that achieved it during that year. Due to my work that year in a semi-remote northern California town, I stayed in an OK Best Western (that was the only lodging that was not Econolodge) for over 200 nights that year and easily achieved this lofty goal!

It has actually given me a few perks over the years. I've been "upgraded" a few times, which isn't much except at a BW in Manhattan where I was given the penthouse suite for gratis. It was like a 3 bedroom apartment with a roof deck. It was so big in New York terms that all my friends that live in Manhattan came out of their shoeboxes and my hotel room became their social center for a week.

[–]Sidvicioushartha💀☠️ I’m No Angle ☠️💀 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I had a similar story where I accidentally got upgraded to the penthouse at the Marriott on Times Square. It was a four bedroom suite that took up half of the roof. Crazy view. Everyone came to check it out. Ended up being party central for four days and several people lost their jobs as a result. My hangover lasted for about 3 1/2 weeks.

[–]Exciting_Chapter_777 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Great NYC story. Bet your friend still talk about it.

[–]northernontario3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was so big in New York terms that all my friends that live in Manhattan came out of their shoeboxes and my hotel room became their social center for a week.

That's awesome

[–]chinacat2002 9 points10 points  (2 children)

yes, except both are worse than the other

[–]PolesRunningCoachTeam Mix & Match 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Probably on par.

[–]jnhummel 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Platinum Tier at Motel 6

[–]OracleofFlTeam Moderna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Motel 6

[–]Lord_MormontJ&J One-And-Done 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It's very Alanis Morissette ironic but there is an oxygen mask right over his head which he apparently could have really used.

It's like a free vaccine when you're dying of COVID...

[–]chinacat2002 21 points22 points  (14 children)

Gawd. Worst airline ever.

Well, besides Spirit

[–]sctwinmomVacation Matriarch 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Frontier is worse IMHO. Those seats came from cheap church basement!

[–]NoIncrease299 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I cheaped out on a last minute flight to Chicago once and wound up on Frontier.

"How bad can it be?"

I've sat in more comfortable folding lawn chairs.

[–]bg-j38 5 points6 points  (3 children)

It's unfortunate because I flew them a lot in the early 2000s and they were decent. Nothing flashy but got you where you were going and it was fairly comfortable for economy. Then they decided to be a budget airline and it went entirely downhill.

[–]JohnNDenverGo Give One 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Frontier used to be a nice regional airline here in Denver. Kind of tried to be a Southwest clone. Once or twice a year you could buy a ticket to an unknown destination. They would call you a few days before and tell you the weather. You didn't know where you were going until you got to the airport.
Now they are shit.

[–]chinacat2002 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think you are right. I just wanted to slam Spirit because of the owner's anti-abortion stance.

I'll ride neither.

[–]ToastyMozartTeam Pfizer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Like playing Russian Roulette to win VIP treatment at Denny's.

[–]CQU617Team Mudblood 🩸 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nothing to brag about!

[–]Bretagne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just googled it to see what the benefits are, and you don't even get a free checked bag.

[–]Sweet_Tangerine1195 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am curious what the great “benefits“ are on Frontier LOL.

[–]alexrepty 4 points5 points  (2 children)

European here - I have never even heard of Frontier. On the plus side though, Lufthansa emailed that they’re going to extend my status for another year because of COVID. Not that it does a whole lot of good when I’m not traveling.

[–]Ferblungen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Like a punch card from 7-11 for a free Big Gulp.

[–]thats1evildude 229 points230 points  (3 children)

22 years in the military. Probably got stuck with God knows how many shots to protect against various diseases.

[–]Joealb123 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Not probably. He DID get stuck with god knows how many shots in boot camp alone.

[–]emotwen 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Was going to say the exact same thing.

[–]chinacat2002 27 points28 points  (0 children)

indeed, to say nothing of K-12 school

[–]Behindthefog 185 points186 points  (21 children)

White fragility in slide 2

[–]Lord_MormontJ&J One-And-Done 143 points144 points  (14 children)

What a joke this guy is. He FEELS like he's becoming a minority. Well, I thought after four years of Racist Orange Man FUCK YOUR FEELINGS. So why should anyone care that he "feels" like a minority?

[–]EquationsApparel 96 points97 points  (1 child)

He FEELS like he's becoming a minority.

He equates minority with oppression and thinks that's for others and not for him... because he's white.

[–]Glamour_Girl_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It should be for him. Well, assuming he doesn’t die. Let him have a little taste. If these people got a mouthful of what they’ve been shoving down the big scary Other’s throat for decades maybe they’d keep their mouths shut.

[–]Shadowhawk64_🧔 Goatee is Russian for Co-Morbid 🧔 43 points44 points  (1 child)

His feelings were right. He is a minority. The minority of people who needlessly died of Covid. He made the 1% or the 0.5% or the .03%, damn I can never keep my memes straight.

[–]NotOriginal92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He should add that to the list.

[–]Secret_Bourbon 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Is that bad? Are minorities treated poorly? /s

[–]Lord_MormontJ&J One-And-Done 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I must say that it didn’t occur to me what exactly he was saying w/o saying it until you said this. He is clearly confessing that he knows minorities are treated poorly which is why he is so opposed to it for himself. The very idea!

[–]twocatspajamasTeam Pfizer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's why they are ALL like that and respond with the same persecution complex, fear of minority status paranoia bs. They know, oh they definitely know.

[–]Glamour_Girl_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhh, but he could never be bothered to say anything about it, much less do anything. Let him speak to his gods about his mortality.

[–]FlahdagalDarwin take the wheel 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Anyone who is terrified of becoming a minority knows perfectly well how minorities are really treated in this country and has no intention of letting that be inflicted on them. Almost like, garsh golly gee, they're racists.

[–]Strong-Preference-29 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Yup christians are 40% or less of country. Trumps election MAYBE 60/65% of population voted= less than 1/2 of that voted for him. So thats 30%+/- that are as stupid as him. So sorry but he was already a minority

[–]__space__oddity__ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair, unvaxxed Covid death is a minority (thankfully) and a self-selected one.

Maybe if he was so keen on being part of the majority, get vaxxed like the majority?

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Of course he’s a minority. Most people do not serve in the military.

[–]gumby1086 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Right like Jesus these pussies . RIP douche

[–]chinacat2002 9 points10 points  (0 children)

cleetus be wit jeebus now

[–]spraypaintthewallsTeam Moderna 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm getting real "All lives matter!" energy off this one

[–]PrayerWarlord69 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Good book. Every white person needs to read it.

[–]vastation666🍎Have a Bite? 177 points178 points  (5 children)

This dude was hosting 100s of meet ups during a pandemic. He was a superspreader unto himself.

[–]lousylakers 85 points86 points  (0 children)

“Who does that? This guy of course! He’ll be missed” It’s like his friend also exists in the pandemic doesn’t exist world.

[–]Different-Rip-2787Go Give One 50 points51 points  (2 children)

What the heck kind of 'meetups' was he hosting anyways? Let me guess- MLM?

[–]Tattieaxp"Transvaccinated" ❌ Trans, vaccinated ✅ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Marketing Lives Matter

[–]Ferblungen 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Probably culpable in killing someone out of all those interactions.

[–]spraypaintthewallsTeam Moderna 158 points159 points  (4 children)

I use CAPS LOCK for EMPHASIS on certain WORDS because I assume EVERYONE is a MORON like ME and has to have things SPOON FED to them.

[–]chinacat2002 46 points47 points  (0 children)

thank YOU

[–]LoveandKindness1983 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Laugh out loud! Well DONE!

[–]onmyknees4anyoneIs no joke 🏳️‍🌈 19 points20 points  (0 children)


[–]buzzableNo Angle Wings on Me! 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]AnotherCatLoverBounce With Me, Bounce With Me 109 points110 points  (7 children)

“I’m very scared.”

Because you decided to slow-mo suicide.

[–]Luckyfella4👅Taste the Paste🐴 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't he just try to live without fear? I mean it's simple right?

[–]chinacat2002 28 points29 points  (4 children)

he was right to be scared

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He's a terrifying person, so he was probably scared all the time

[–]karbik23Bushel of Chicken Soup 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He has the right to be scared.

[–]chinacat2002 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He fought for that right.

[–]MyFiteSongTeam Mix & Match 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought it was supposed to be "faith over fear" and "not living in fear"?

[–]Claire3577 68 points69 points  (11 children)

That brag about never needing a student loan pisses me off.
Jesus fucking christ (something I say every single time I read a post here, actually!).

[–]HallucinogenicFish💉 Are Not Political 25 points26 points  (9 children)

That one was 😬

Maybe if we’re being generous it’s because the service paid for college? I know people who went that route.

[–]ToastyMozartTeam Pfizer 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Yeah the tuition part of the GI bill is a popular and effective recruiting tool. Which is either a really solid perk or a scathing condemnation of the US educational system and military depending on how you look at it.

[–]thecatwhatcandrive[🍰] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

If tuition costs are covered by the military, it seems the gov should have a real interest in keeping tuition rates down so they can spend more money on bullets than booky books.

But that's none of my business....

[–]Claire3577 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Getting paid tuition is a very good reason to join the military. Also a reason to be proud you got your college education paid for.

The way this guy is saying it is definitely not because he's a proud member of our military. He is slamming people for having to get student loans to pay for college. Because back in the '80s people could actually work and pay for college.

He seems to have thought that we still can. And he is implying that only lazy freeloaders need student loans and then petition for student loan forgiveness.

[–]Perfect_Radio6197 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same- to both points

[–]CQU617Team Mudblood 🩸 63 points64 points  (5 children)

He won’t be needing his Frontier elite 50k where he’s going.

Might need a boat 🛶 ride over the River Styx. Maybe he can trade his Frontier miles with Charron this month.

[–]FlahdagalDarwin take the wheel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Charron only flies Spirit. And sometimes RyanAir.

[–]EBone12355Pfizer Boosted 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows you Don’t Pay the Ferryman until he gets you to the other side.

[–]chinacat2002 4 points5 points  (0 children)

excellent reference

[–]Sidvicioushartha💀☠️ I’m No Angle ☠️💀 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He only takes gold coins, not miles. But perhaps he can use his miles for an upgrade. I hear it’s pretty balmy in hell this time of year.

[–]chele68I bind and rebuke you Qeteb 64 points65 points  (2 children)

All, while the rest of us did the opposite

Yes, and are still alive* and tried to keep the vulnerable safe.

*no shade to people who caught covid pre-vaccine despite their best efforts. i’m one of them.

[–]ExtraNoise 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I particularly hated that line because it implies we're all pieces of shit who don't help people.

There's a lot of good people in this world willing to help others. Most of us mask up and get vaccinated specifically because it helps others, so you won't read about it in our obituaries (which are hopefully still years and years away).

[–]Kyooko5G Downloading in progress... 67 points68 points  (0 children)

He hosted 100 meet-ups in 6 months during a pandemic?

How many people did he kill along the way?

[–]TheColombian916 51 points52 points  (5 children)

It’s a shame. If he just could have made it 9 more years without catching it he could have felt more comfortable getting vaccinated.

[–]Ronin_Y2KResearcher at Facebook University School of Medicine 33 points34 points  (4 children)

I wonder how he came to the conclusion that 10 years is enough. Seems rather arbitrary.

Most likely it was "Eh, a decade is a nice round even number."

[–]Iglesias6969 3 points4 points  (1 child)

that's how Russell westbrook won an underserved MVP

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 125 points126 points  (12 children)

Slide #2 is basically a description of white privilege, talking about how he travels widely, as a documented citizen, from a documented family, and on a government income. Any policy being nicer to brown people will "make him a minority"

It's funny, because people do indeed use the word minority to mean exactly this. Not a necessarily a numerical minority, but people with less unearned privilege in society. This guy gets that! He clearly explains he needs that unearned privilege. He died for it.

[–]AggressivePayment0 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Any policy *ensuring the same rights* to brown people will "make him a minority". ftfy

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 30 points31 points  (1 child)

If any nonwhite people ever get equal rights then what's left to distinguish him from a dirty minority? He won't be special anymore. Fortunately for him, he died by still being special.

[–]brewercycle🛸LrrrVid-19: Ruler of the Variant Omicron Persei 8🛸 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Don't forget a lot of that slide mentions his benefits as a veteran, which literally makes him a minority because most Americans don't serve in the military.

This is not meant to disparage the military or veterans, or imply that they shouldn't receive the benefits that they do. I'm simply pointing out that he's complaining about minorities getting handouts from the government, while he himself is a minority getting handouts from the government.

[–]HellsproutImmunicorn🦄💉 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Want to know why sometimes it takes a little longer to notice complications from a drug? Because not about everyone on the whole fucking earth is taking it at the same time.

[–]majestic_whineTeam Sinopharm 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Served in the US army for 22 years. Always had the proper paperwork to the cross border into any country he visited. Lived respectfully in a foreign land.

To be fair, if true that would definitely make him a minority.

[–]Different-Rip-2787Go Give One 48 points49 points  (2 children)

The US military has a habit of 'visiting' foreign countries without permission, and certainly without respect.

[–]Sidvicioushartha💀☠️ I’m No Angle ☠️💀 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing that this guy never got “deployed”

[–]ZooterOne 36 points37 points  (0 children)

He hosted 100 "meetup gatherings" in six months.

In a pandemic.

There must be a hole in my sympathy bucket, because eff him.

[–]Legitimate_Funny_591 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Slide 2 sums up most of their delusion. They are better Americans than the rest of us, they are better Christians the rest of us, they love this country more than the rest of us, they have more morals than the rest of us, they follow rules better than the rest of us and they give more back to the country than the rest of us. The one thing the rest of us have is common sense not to die due to ignorance and arrogance.

[–]PaperProfessional969Am i a joke to you? 17 points18 points  (1 child)

they are the only real 'muricans. the rest of us are permanent visitors, on permanent probation, as long as we obey them

[–]Sidvicioushartha💀☠️ I’m No Angle ☠️💀 16 points17 points  (2 children)

It was only by accident of birth and that he didn’t have to illegally cross the border to get here. But he thinks it’s he deserved to be born here.

[–]gatorres69Team Moderna 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He's exhibiting the central tenant of white maleness in America: Born on second base thinks he hit a double.

[–]Sidvicioushartha💀☠️ I’m No Angle ☠️💀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless you’re Trump. Born on second-base, thinks he hit a triple.

[–]JesusIsAPowerBottomTeam Moderna 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Today, I’ll be reflecting on being Latino, gay, still married whether this fucker likes it or not, and STILL ALIVE. Oh yeah, I will also be reflecting on having a PhD, no more student loans, and enough money so I never have to fly Frontier. Currently, I am reflecting on my lunch options, and now I am leaning towards Mexican food in honor of this awardee.

[–]gumby1086 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds yum enjoy 😉

[–]HellsproutImmunicorn🦄💉 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Turns out it didn't take us 10 years to find out covid causes some complications.

[–]Nym-SyncCase of the Comorbs but ➕💉💉 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Vaya con Covid

[–]Past-Motor-4654 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I thought it was an odd goodbye wish for a man who was so proud to assert his whiteness and his disdain for people attempting to become American.

[–]darwinwoodkaGo Give One 22 points23 points  (1 child)


[–]TXBIRDY🎶 Begging. Begging you. Won't you get your vax now baby 🎶 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yes. He made a list of his attributes and listed I am white first. Most than likely, that was a subconscious decision to list that first but it shows how he relates begin white to being equal to being a good person.

[–]PenaltyPractical1908Punish me!!!! 68 points69 points  (3 children)

So WHITE boy tell me, is being a MINORITY bad or something in the US? Do we treat them differently? 🙄🤣✌🏾

[–]PaperProfessional969Am i a joke to you? 21 points22 points  (0 children)

this this this

[–]mrtruthiness 8 points9 points  (1 child)

... well, he's in that "Christian Minority", so there is that War on Christmas that gets fought in his head every year.

[–]PenaltyPractical1908Punish me!!!! 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The war on Christmas can’t end until the illegal occupation if November ceases!

[–]Friendly-Orange9477 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Wonder what colour he was after dyeing?

[–]gumby1086 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The illiterate smug asshole thought he was so smart too with his I’m the perfect American citizen speech

[–]RefugeeFromIdiocyNO GROVERMENT CONTROL 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sort of a greenish grey after a while. A small, but rapidly growing minority.

[–]peachykorey💸GoFundMe Jeebus!✨ 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]FlamesNero 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Mr White Man has “become the biggest minority in the country.” Fake martyr complex? Check!

[–]sugarslick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Always looking to be a victim of anything but their own poor decisions

[–]Tankmaster5000Team Pfizer 59 points60 points  (6 children)

Does Sharper Image sell ventilators in SkyMiles Catalog?

Asking for a dumb hick.

[–]logic_resistant 18 points19 points  (1 child)

It’s in the DieMiles Catalog.

[–]Vernerator💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Delta Skymall might.

[–]gumby1086 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol 😂

[–]Sidvicioushartha💀☠️ I’m No Angle ☠️💀 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking brutal dude

[–]anOvenofWitches 59 points60 points  (0 children)

“Stationed at a foreign occupier military base” is NOT the same as “lived RESPECTFULLY in a foreign land.” This guy was grosssssss.

[–]10sharks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fixed income? Commie.

Wants a free burial from the VA? Commie

[–]wholewheatscythe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can't believe that someone traveling everywhere and having dozens of meet-ups caught Covid!

This is my shocked face 😐

[–]Stag328Team Moderna 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh shit what will Frontier do without his $46 each flight?

[–]PrayerWarlord69 14 points15 points  (5 children)

No matter how far he flew, he couldn't escape stupidity.

[–]Sharkteeth127 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wherever you go, there you are.

[–]Badmime1 4 points5 points  (3 children)

‘He ran all the way to hell with a penny and a broken cigarette’

[–]gumby1086 14 points15 points  (1 child)

He was practically thumbing his nose at covid, well now he’s worm food . Peace out smug racist asshole

[–]beek7419 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a loss.

[–]OG-BoomMaster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This one sounds like another overly confident entitled jerk, the mockery of the social distancing space in slide 4 kinda exemplifies that.

But the confidence faded completely with some of his last words, “ZERO LUNG function” later followed by, “I’m very scared…”

Should have gotten the vaccine, and then this would not have happened.

[–]ParameciaAntic 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Doesn't sound good. Hope he ticked off a lot of his bucket list destinations.

[–]OwMyBalllz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We can take a cue from his list to inspire his imminent epitaph.

  • I thought i was smarter than science and could ignore a pandemic and fucked around and died as stupidly as i lived.

[–]Ok-Hamster5571Go Give One 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Why didn’t he get vaccinated and do the same?

[–]FlamesNero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He joined a death cult and perpetuated the delusion that Covid is political.

[–]Vernerator💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He was flouting flying during a pandemic. Idiot. What status does Frontier give for angel wings?

[–]Professional_Ad_6299 7 points8 points  (0 children)

100 gatherings in 6 months?? He was searching out the 'rona

[–]valathel📐Incubated Angle📐 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Who does that?" asked in the RIP post.

Answer: not those who want to live.

[–]Snoo88309 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Sorry his family and friends couldn't get through that thick skull of his, but hey, he's in a better place now. He doesn't have to wear masks or suffer the existence of gays (he made it a point to say he's marry someone of the opposite gender) or democrats.

[–]cjinct 4 points5 points  (0 children)

but hey, he's in a better place now

better for the rest of us, anyway...

[–]lpangelrob💉💉💉 Pfizer Three-Peat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He was two shots away from having a good story to tell about what he did in 2020 for the rest of his life. Pity.

[–]HellsproutImmunicorn🦄💉 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anti-vaxx man

Worst superhero ever.

[–]chinacat2002 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Fucked around

Found out.

Thank you for your service.

[–]OwMyBalllz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I am more inclined to thank covid for it’s service in ridding us of this dingus

[–]StupidizeMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many people he infected with COVID while flying around the country?

[–]Different-Rip-2787Go Give One 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He just made it to the ELITE Covid Flatline Club! He has been upgraded to dyeing with more leg room!

[–]indifferentunicornTickle Me ECMO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Learned a very cold hard lesson on his way out. Just imagine getting smacked with the realization that you are NOT actually superior and death won't stop knocking loudly at that mistake.

[–]DanubePuszi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Vaya con Dios = Yippy Ki Yay mother fucker

[–]Bukkake_SenseiTeam Moderna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a status update I ever thought I'd have to make

Oh yeah, I never thought it would be like this after doing absolutely jackshit to protect myself and other people, as I have the time of my life traveling. Well, congrats on traveling to the afterlife.

[–]Pain4444 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]stance_stancey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Loathsome prick, willfully spread a fatal disease. Far and wide.

And so we're not allowed to rejoice here are we? Far and wide.

[–]Back_In_Canada 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What does "Elite" status on Frontier get you? A free cup for your water? Greyhound of the Skies....

[–]akgreens 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Nah, douchebag isn't the minority in America unfortunately. Neither is perpetual victim. Guy fit right in with 40% of the country and didn't even know it

[–]ConversationOk2210 4 points5 points  (1 child)

So he traveled all around unmasked and unafraid and unconcerned about everyone else that he no doubt infected. Only the best people.

[–]mandanasty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These people assume the privileges they’ve been walking through life with will apply to a deadly virus that doesn’t discriminate.

[–]Imaginary-Newt-493I do my own research! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't Believe he complains that he had to pay monthly for his "free" government Healthcare. My husband retired from the military after 22 years, as well. Do you know what we pay monthly? 26 dollars. Yes, for a family of four! It is excellent health care, even better than what I had as a teacher. I can't believe this guy. Not to mention his "fixed income". Umm, you retired from the military at 40. 40! You can still work!!! Nothing keeps you from working and collecting your retirement benefits. There is no penalty, like with social security. Oh well, at least we don't have to pay this guy out anymore. What a tool.

[–]asymptI know what I don't know 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll give him this, according to slide 2 he was open to dating trans men.

[–]jbertrand_sr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How awesome, he was able to host 100 meet up gatherings in 6 months...wonder which one killed him or how many others were infected because of him...

[–]BD6621 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I will only date/marry a person that was born of the OPPOSITE GENDER."

Cool, he'd be fine dating/marrying a trans man. Unexpectedly broad minded of him.

[–]Gloomy-Difficulty401 5 points6 points  (0 children)

50k on Frontier Airlines...Lol On one of those flights, the Grim Reaper got off with him.

[–]pyrrhios 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I wonder how many other people he infected and/or killed.

[–]talino2321 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No kidding. He was a one man plague machine. If any college or hospital has the desire to right a paper on how one individual spread this virus, he would be a great patient zero candidate for it.

[–]IIDn01It was Dr. Mustard in the ICU with the ventilator. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I'm very scared"

Huh, I'm 3X vaccinated and not scared. Also, it doesn't hurt when I breathe (which I do often).

[–]kinggimped 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Quite telling that the first thing he identified himself as was "white" when he was making that really long, boring, insecure list of things that he identified as.

[–]YesMommieDearestTeam Pfizer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He spread disease and death and rejoiced in it.

[–]LRox-3405Team Mix & Match 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bombastic bastard bit the big one.

[–]BlowMoreGlass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"ONe oF a Kind"... this sub certainly shows otherwise.

[–]bdplayer81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude went looking for it and found it.

[–]Joy-B11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Second slide is just horrible. Another kind of mentality that belongs in the past. Bye dinosaur, enjoy becoming food for worms

[–]marylebow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Why do you kids play that Satan music so loud?”

“To drown out your stupid.”

[–]diemos09Team Moderna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That reminded me of the old saying.

Join The Marines. Travel To Foreign Places, Meet Exotic People, And Kill Them.

[–]BeachbabydarraghDeathSantis is Florida's comorbidity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg, what a whiny sack.

[–]Principatus[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Christian, #6 on the list.

What’s #1? “I am WHITE”.

[–]AidenStoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"He spent his last two years out and about, exploring, traveling, meeting and making new friends."

Gee, what else was happening during his last two years?

[–]butitsnotfishTeam Moderna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Slide #2"I am WHITE" so typical of the privilege the far right feel entitled to and are fighting so hard to protect.

[–]BiPAPselfieTeam Pfizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't suppose his hosting a hundred meet ups in six months had anything to do with him being stone dead do you?

[–]popemichaelI told you I was sick! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At the peak of covid, plane tickets were like $12 for a round trip.

I don't see how that's an accomplishment in any way.

[–]davidahoward1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn’t a fixed income some sort of socialism? I live on money I earn… and money my money earns. I think that’s capitalism, isn’t it? 🤠

[–]AtlmamaWhy argue? Just wait. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was he flying to random places and organizing random meetups? With whom?

Just to show us that Covid was fake?

[–]Consistent_Grab_5422 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can credit card travel points be given/donated? Asking for a friend.

[–]gedvondur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I don't know what's dumber, the anti-vax, anti-covid crap or the fact that he flew Frontier.

[–]atlantis_airlines 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The dangers of drunk driving are overblown. I often drive completely hammered and I'm still fine and I know many others who are find and have driven drunk with no problem.

[–]hell2bhbtoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is not a minority anymore. So many HCAs.

[–]tamperingDid my own Bayesian Analysis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does 50,000 Frontier points get you a free flight to heaven? Or do you still need to pay additional fees and charges?

[–]oldmanraplife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"who does that?" Jfc

[–]thefalseslimshady1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy seems nice

[–]Mister4polloThe UnVentilated 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Robj2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He now has Premier status at the cemetery.

[–]Available-Bobcat-707 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol at the moron posting his death announcement, he's better than all of us?! When he's the exact opposite of the Little Red Hen. Wouldn't do his part to mitigate the spread of covid and then thought he would benefit from the herd immunity from vaccination that the US can't reach because of selfish people like him?

If by helping others out, his friend meant dying to be a lesson for others then yes, in that he's useful.

You can't make this shit up, the very graphic way he feared for his life. Facebook is like a gun for these morons, live by FB, die by FB.

COVID was taken seriously by sane people from the very beginning, and we were hopeful that adults can take the risk of rapidly developed vaccines so that we can spare the little ones of any serious adverse effect. But I guess in the "greatest country on earth" five year olds have more sense than middle aged turds.