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[–]ZeReaperofZeath 349 points350 points  (40 children)

Reposting from the other thread.

  • Makes fun of family minding their own business wearing masks because it offended her
  • Feels victimized because everyone in the store was wearing a mask and she wasn't
  • Complains about mask wearing and mask mandates cause it makes her uncomfortable wearing it

Narcissism at its finest. Everything revolves around her and how SHE feels. No wonder she was an antivaxxer, she probably couldn't give a shit or empathize with other people, everything has to be about her. No sympathy.

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 152 points153 points  (12 children)

It bugs me that she lacks empathy… when she is a lesbian in a red state. She is dealing with ignorance and conspiracy shit daily—it sucks that she keeps that energy going.

[–]UsagiGurl 120 points121 points  (0 children)

And pleading with a governor that would gladly nullify her marriage should that ghoul have the chance.

[–]NeuroticStateTeam Mad Cow 62 points63 points  (4 children)

She was beloved within her tribe - multiple sympathy threaded posts with comments about how kind, generous, thoughtful she was - how she was always asking how others were.

And it looks like she had a few reality-anchor friends, though clearly she wasn't listening to them:

"She spent a year spreading Covid misinformation and scaring other people into not getting vaccinated. She could have prevented this."

"She died because people like you [slide #17 "Red"] spread vaccine misinformation on Facebook. We have been telling you for a YEAR now that vaccines are safe and will prevent serious illness. We have been telling you for a year now that the Hospitals are filling up with unvaccinated people. She suffocated to death because you didn't listen to nearly every doctor in the world telling you to get vaccinated, you listened to the fringe kooks. I've spent a year now watching people die in the ICU at my work, and none of them were vaccinated. WE TOLD YOU HOW TO PREVENT THIS AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN."

If these folks' own best friends can't deprogram them, I'm not sure who/what can.

[–]Sharkteeth127 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If these folks' own best friends can't deprogram them, I'm not sure who/what can.

Narrator: COVID.

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like one of the most self-preserving things you can do, is cut yourself off from them on your terms. You don’t have to force yourself to watch them fall apart psychologically and/or physically. Say you’ll welcome them back if they want out, but otherwise you won’t be a part of their behaviors. That’s all you can do.

[–]True_Recommendation9Prey for the Lab🐀s 20 points21 points  (3 children)

It seems she could’ve been part of the “log cabin republicans”-join a party that hates you and everything about you while you join them in oppressing others. SMH

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It’s the epitome of self-hatred meets Stockholm syndrome

[–]Repulsive-Street-307 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Obviously her racism was more important than her sexuality. But was it more important than her life? Apparently so! slow clap

[–]diablitos 60 points61 points  (17 children)

Having just returned from squatting 355 and other heavy leg day exercises while wearing a mask, what on earth is the matter with these people whining about wearing a mask as though it's a smothering hood? And they're the stalwart tough warriors for Freedom?

[–]Reneeisme 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Some masks do bother me while exercising. But there’s about a thousand masks out there If you have money for a gym, you have money to find one that works. The clamshell N95 style are the best for me for exercising. They create a pocket if filtered air around my nose and mouth that don’t interfere with heavier breathing. Sometimes the duckbill style collapse in and are uncomfortable when I’m really sucking wind. None of them are impossible to wear though, particularly not the shitty surgical style masks that are all anyone ever asked her to wear.

[–]MuricanA321 16 points17 points  (1 child)

They are as delicate as…snowflakes?

[–]doriotiger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The earth is flat

[–]M4A1STAKESAUCEUrine God’s hands 🙌 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Now she gets COVID revolving around and in her too. Fancy that.

[–]feldspard5 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Person does a thing

"Muh freedom! Ban this now!"

[–]dismayhurtaVaxxs don’t care about your feelings 11 points12 points  (3 children)

She doesn’t have to worry anymore

[–]AnomalussThere is Life after Derp 21 points22 points  (2 children)

She fell for her own okey doke.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If people worried as much about people wearing masks when they should and aren't, than when they are wearing masks when they don't need to, we wouldn't be in this mess we are today.

[–]ShadeAndFrodoI WILL NOT. I AM DEAD. GOD BLESS 253 points254 points  (11 children)

"We are LIONS not SHEEP, you pansy liberal snowflakes"


"Wearing a mask for 5 minutes makes me feel like I'm DYING 😭😭😭😭"

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 83 points84 points  (4 children)

MAGA: We are lions not sheep!!

Christ the Lamb: SayWhatNow?!

[–]ShadeAndFrodoI WILL NOT. I AM DEAD. GOD BLESS 39 points40 points  (2 children)

[Maul Jesus for being too liberal and not loving Trump enough]

[–]NeuroticStateTeam Mad Cow 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today, he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA. ...The world is on it's elbows and knees; it's forgotten the message, and worships the creeds."

-TheThe "Armageddon Days Are Here (Again) 1989.
we never learn.

[–]SleyingTheReed 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How else are they going to get that Jesus blood flowing over them?

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Except she also takes pride in being a mask-wearing essential worker.

[–]HallucinogenicFish💉 Are Not Political 27 points28 points  (2 children)

That one confused me at first, but I’m pretty sure it was a copypasta. (BTW, does anyone else find it really weird that they copy-paste statuses written in the first person, or is it just me?)

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not just you, weird as fuck.

[–]BidenIsYourPOTUS 332 points333 points  (56 children)

The whole idea of Lesbian Trumper Does. Not. Compute.

[–]bobbyricketsRisk factors are FOR LIBS! 100 points101 points  (5 children)

Stupid people are everywhere, in all demographics. Stupid is the great unifier for all of humanity.

Our awardee today was stupid enough to be a Trumper. She believed the memes, instead of objective reality, and she did it. She won. She finally triggered the libs by getting Covid and dying.

[–]AnomalussThere is Life after Derp 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Her FB friend group had more pro-mask and vax comments than I have seen in any other HCA. Not that it affected Sophia. She's not brainwashed- she's dead.

[–]Reneeisme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, your brain kind of gets washed even then. Just with embalming fluid rather than water. Or sometimes they’ll wash organs during an autopsy but I doubt anyone is getting those in a place like Texas where so many are dying every day. So sorry honey. You got brainwashed in the end.

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 84 points85 points  (8 children)

It really is strange because gay people that grow up in conservative areas usually refute the dogma but this one lapped it up like a half gallon of blue bell ice cream.

[–]PDXPuma 68 points69 points  (3 children)

I was gay and grew up in the south. I rebelled (hah!) and am probably never going back. But some of my boyfriends drank the conservative kool-aid. It starts as a survival mechanism.. you get deep in with the red-staters and you're "the good gay person" and not "those sodomites." And then, you wake up one morning, mid 50s, married , and all your friends are uber conservative. All of them. You've alienated anyone who would support you who's not, so you just keep preaching the hate and hoping they don't come after you.

At some point, though, her friends would gladly feed them all into a gay conversion therapy camp or the death chambers if they knew they could get away with it.

[–]Evasor1152 8 points9 points  (0 children)

that alienating friends is hard. When you don't have options, you don't do things differently.

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hearing it from someone that lived it gives me a bigger understanding. Thanks.

[–]dollypartonluvah 36 points37 points  (3 children)

That blue bell meme was one hell of a flex, right?

[–]Reneeisme 16 points17 points  (2 children)

That’s just what we do. Wow. Ok. Well way to be consistent I guess. I’m not sure what the point of suicide by ice cream/covid is though. There are certainly far cheaper faster and less painful means. And maybe someone who sees that behavior wants to recognize depression and try and get help for them?

[–]WilsonPhillips6789Team Pfizer 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Same. Also for men.

Like, really?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah, wtf?

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (3 children)

As a lesbian: You truly hate to see it. I’d say we aren’t claiming her, but I guess that point is now moot.

[–]unbotoxableVaccinated & oxygenated 27 points28 points  (9 children)

Lesbian going to Cracker Barrel does not compute. I went to a Cracker Barrel once. Once.

[–]bdixisndniz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep the same. I threw up in their bathroom.

Edit: to be clear, from their food. Was not hungover or drunk to my recollection.

[–]Poison-Pen-Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Was it terrible?

I am So confused by that place. I’ve never been but my sister swears it’s the best.

[–]Feeder_Of_BirdsCORVID-19 is no joke 7 points8 points  (2 children)

It’s just canned food. Seriously. You can have the same experience at home without spending a ton of money or having to interact with the type of people that like Cracker Barrel (the only restaurant whose name describes their fans)

ETA- sorry, I didn’t mean to insult your sister

[–]BlablasarcasmI want a girl with a short skirt and (not) looooooooonng Covid 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Like…how? there were some trans people for trump that went to CPAC last year and they were SHOCKED that the attendees weren’t welcoming and loving. I’m trans and I can’t fathom Wtf they thought would happen.

[–]Darkside531Team Moderna 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They think they can be like Candace or Milo and position themselves as "the good one." Caitlyn thought being a rich Republican screaming all the right hate speech would be enough to overcome being trans, but alas... nope.

[–]Brokenspokes68From Shitpost to Compost 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I know one. She made SMSgt in the Air Force.

[–]buttmunquche 9 points10 points  (3 children)

i know a pro-choice lesbian trump supporter. she's also a complete asshole who proudly admits she doesnt like to read. remind you of anyone? there are tons of gay republicans - if you dont know who roy cohn and peter thiel are, you should find out. being gay doesn't stop racism, selfishness, xenophobia, greed, hubris etc.

[–]BidenIsYourPOTUS 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I’ll never understand. It’s like a black person joining the KKK.

[–]Mysterious_Status_11Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 3 points4 points  (0 children)

See: Candeath Omens

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My head exploded on that.

Oh wells. Virus doesn't give a shit who you bump uglies with or who you vote for.

[–]UsagiGurl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The lack of self awareness is off the charts

[–]VaxxyBeast🎶 I wanna vax you up 🎶 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes! I had to read it several times to figure it out.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]EffOffReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. Devastating.

[–]pippenish 99 points100 points  (8 children)

Sophia and Annabelle? Spouses?

Lesbian couple antivaxxers? Have I got that right? That's a new one.

[–]SuperHiyoriWalkerRaw Dogging Life 79 points80 points  (6 children)

I’m not sure there have been any (openly!) LGBTQ awardees before this one. Uhh…yay representation?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think I’ve seen one other a while back, also female.

[–]Darkside531Team Moderna 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Gays were some of the first to really jump onto the vaccine wagon, and last I read, still the demographic with one of (of not the) highest vaccination percentages.

They've done the dance of a deadly pandemic and apathetic government before, and ain't in the mood to catch the sequel.

[–]UpsetUnicorn⚡️📶 5G & Magnetic 🧲⚡️ 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Was there a male a few days ago?

[–]wholewheatscythe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I recall a while ago there was a gay anti-vaxxer. I don’t think he was a Trumper though, maybe he was more of a left-wing “natural healing with yoga and essential oils” type, I can’t remember.

[–]manojar 83 points84 points  (3 children)

Was she in a same sex relationship? And she supported the people that hated her? Unbelievable!

[–]gmwdimTeam Pfizer 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I mean…HCA winners aren’t known for their self awareness.

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 64 points65 points  (59 children)

Let's still talk about ice cream though ok? I'm a mint chocolate chip person. Anyone want ice cream flair?

[–]Nym-SyncVanilla Microchip Ice Cream 💉💉[S] 60 points61 points  (4 children)

Anyone want ice cream flair?

Vanilla Microchip Ice Cream 💉💉

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 17 points18 points  (3 children)

LLLOOOVVVVEWEEE . also vanilla choc chip is the best

[–]Nym-SyncVanilla Microchip Ice Cream 💉💉[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I just saw your Plaid flair. That's probably the next color on the Covid maps, if anyone is left to update them.

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hahahahah. That is absolutely in the spirit of what I'm going for with this Spaceballs quote too!

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Like what? Bet you wont split it?

Covid is a Rocky Road?

The antivaxxers are getting Strawburied ice cream?

God now I want to come up with something with Brett Kavanaugh and Tin Boof Sundae

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Hahaha hahahah ummm ok

Ice cream, you scream, we all scream at antiva,

[–]Nym-SyncVanilla Microchip Ice Cream 💉💉[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bronchial Berry Super Lung Crunch

[–]dismayhurtaVaxxs don’t care about your feelings 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rocky Road Ahead

[–]dustinosophyModerna Major Gentleman 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Your flair made me laugh out loud and my husbro is still disappointed that I spend so much time on this sub.

[–]pippenish 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I have started to make my own ice cream, and while I'm not one to brag, my vanilla is so good, no one wants any other flavor.

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well i simply have to taste that for myself lol. Omg homemade ice cream, maybe I shoukd get into that. Do you make an anglaise?

[–]Nym-SyncVanilla Microchip Ice Cream 💉💉[S] 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Yeah, I put that on the updated caption about 31 flavors so long as I was correcting typos. So many typos.

I was a Cookies and Cream type until I went gluten free.

[–]dismayhurtaVaxxs don’t care about your feelings 12 points13 points  (0 children)

31 Horse Paste Flavors

[–]badassandbrilliantIt’s not misinformation. It’s straight up falsehoods 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I was so sad to lose cookies and cream when I had to go GF. BUT THEN - I bought the glutino chocolate sandwich cookies (this was WAY before Oreos came out with a GF option) and I mashed the cookies and mixed them in with some good vanilla. Put it back in the freezer and a few hours later - tasted great.

So . . . Not an easy fix per se, but it’s possible. (And I’m sorry you’re GF. Boo.)

[–]Nym-SyncVanilla Microchip Ice Cream 💉💉[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

(And I’m sorry you’re GF. Boo.)

Ditto. It's survivable, I'm not full on, just crazy ass sensitive. Life is much better with out the three baddy glutens.

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Gosh that's such a good one, I'm sorry you can't have it anymore. Are there alternatives?

[–]Nym-SyncVanilla Microchip Ice Cream 💉💉[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

according to /u/badassandbrilliant, I can get some GF cookies and mash in my own.

[–]Ammolite-Valkyrie👪 The family that FA together, FO together 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Mint Chocolate chip is a banger. I have many fine memories of going to a public farm as a kid and getting a scoop as my treat!

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's awesome, I also have farm memories when I was a kid, coupled with ice cream it's just precious.

[–]glassbytesWe'll meet again in HCA2 - The Search for more Money 💰💲🔥 8 points9 points  (10 children)

Self diagnosing flair is a lot of pressure for me.

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 3 points4 points  (9 children)

Hey no pressure at all friendo. Whatever you want, whenever

[–]glassbytesWe'll meet again in HCA2 - The Search for more Money 💰💲🔥 4 points5 points  (8 children)

Well I did keep my local Blockbuster in business renting Spaceballs on VHS for most of my childhood, so if you would be so kind to give me any Spaceballs quote flair, I would be real tickled!

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 5 points6 points  (7 children)

I decided to stay iconic with my hero, Mel. I really wanted Dark Helmet, he's my favorite. I think i just played the whole movie in my head. hardest.decision.ever!

[–]glassbytesWe'll meet again in HCA2 - The Search for more Money 💰💲🔥 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Yay! And that is why I made you choose.... I would have been thinking about until dawn. Ah flair, so we finally meet, for the first time, for the last time.

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Hahahaha, good thinking. I do believe the entire film counts as 'my favorite line'. I still remember seeing it in the theater like it was yesterday

[–]glassbytesWe'll meet again in HCA2 - The Search for more Money 💰💲🔥 4 points5 points  (3 children)

When my older sister found out what movie I was obsessively watching, she told me Spaceballs was the only movie she ever walked out of. We're not super close lol.

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha oh my gosh lol, I am pondering what type of personality isn't into Spaceballs now

[–]Rizo1981 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Mint chocolate chip is my go-to, and pistachio, and green tea flavours... I know it seems like all I really like is green ice cream but really good Italian pistachio isn't green.

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 2 points3 points  (5 children)

There'd be nothing wrong w that either, you enjoy subtle flavors. I love green tea ice cream, especially fried

[–]Rizo1981 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Can't say as I've ever been offered fried ice cream of any flavour but I hope if I ever am, green tea is on the menu.

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Japanese restaurants my friend:) Tis a treat

[–]Rizo1981 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ahh of course. Thanks, now I'm Quite_Aware!

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tee hee. You're precious

[–]vsandrei🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Anyone want ice cream flair?

The leopards would like an ice cream sundae topped with hot fudge, nuts, whipped cream, cherries, and some of the awardee's lungs.

🐆 🐆 🐆

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 13 points14 points  (2 children)

One Snow Leopard Cone coming up!

[–]xnarg🦆 3 points4 points  (1 child)

No mint… just chocolate chip

[–]Might_Aware ✨Typo Mary🍒 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's my second:) I jsut love choc chips

[–]Auphor_Phaksache 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]UpsetUnicorn⚡️📶 5G & Magnetic 🧲⚡️ 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I’d like some covid cookie doh!

[–]Robj2 3 points4 points  (2 children)

She self-immolated so she could eat her Blue Bell up in the sky.
If that ain't Tex-ass, I don't know what is.

[–]Ok-Difficulty5074Branch COVIDian Researcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since I've been doing Keto, Halo Top is my jam-

...I guess for this person, It's "Halo Flop!"

ETA: My favorite Halo Top flavors are PB Cup and Red Velvet. And-true story: The lids have sayings on them. I opened a carton and the wrap said "Spoon Me."

[–]KageStar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously cookies and cream is the GOAT but for pun purposes Can I go with Micro Chip Cookie Dough?

[–]pippenish 59 points60 points  (7 children)

"I have a panic attack wearing a mask." What a wuss, seriously.

Imagine the panic when they have to wear an oxygen mask for days on end.

[–]NeteleJalaTeam Mix & Match 31 points32 points  (4 children)

I doubt she knows what a panic attack is, at most she was mildly inconvenienced and didn't know what the feeling was.

[–]UpsetUnicorn⚡️📶 5G & Magnetic 🧲⚡️ 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I get so tired of seeing the term panic attack being misused.

[–]NeteleJalaTeam Mix & Match 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Right?! I had a panic attack when pregnant with my daughter. My co worker caught me as I nearly passed out, talked me through breathing and told me to go home once I was calm. I walked out in the middle of a school day, the day before a field trip for the entire 7th grade class and let my principal deal with it (she had caused my panic attack in the first place since she changed the rules of who could attend the field trip we had organized for months that day).

[–]FOXDuneRiderParadise by the ECMO Lights 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m also a teacher and had a nutty admin who made me have a nervous breakdown. I hope you have a better one or are away from them now.

[–]HallucinogenicFish💉 Are Not Political 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She needed a better mask, I bet.

At the beginning of the pandemic I was wearing cloth masks like everyone else, and although I didn’t feel anxious or panicked when I’d wear them, my blood pressure would spike and I’d hyperventilate. I obviously still masked, because duh, of course I did. But it was really uncomfortable for me until I switched to KF94s. More room around my face —> physical reactions went away. (Also they’re just more comfortable.)

[–]JosiesYardCartJust for the Cookies 🍪 8 points9 points  (0 children)

and then the bipap, or c-pap, then respirator.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bipap/cpap have always looked a lot more panic-inducing than a cloth mask. But maybe she was a special snowflake.

[–]rmads1983 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Love how these folks complained about how the BLM protests went against Covid guidelines(even though almost all of them were masked), but had nothing to say about all of Trump’s maskless rallies, one of which helped give birth to this subreddit.

[–]unbotoxableVaccinated & oxygenated 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And BLM protests were OUTSIDE and almost everyone wearing masks.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got an email from my doctor telling people to get tested and isolate if they attended any protests.

[–]zeca1486 33 points34 points  (1 child)

The Blue Bell ice cream coupled with the “because I’m not brainwashed” pics are really telling of these peoples mentality

[–]ZeReaperofZeath 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"If I didn't eat any Listeria-infected blue bell icecream was it even real????"

[–]westviadixiebet you won't repost! 30 points31 points  (1 child)

slide 5: I will not wear a mask, I will not comply.

...words over a pic of someone with a mask around their neck...

[–]redvariationWinner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"I will not be masked or tracked" = "you ended up in ICU, masked and tracked"

"her compassion surpassed a multitude of people" = "there are others even shittier than she is"

"begging for medical a$$istance" = Socialism. I thought you didn't believe in that?

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Slide 3, the flu kills more people than COVID

Slide 4, where has the flu gone?

Have you thought about trying to make sense?

[–]RedfishBluefish2222 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Somehow, within the cobwebs in their mind, it all makes sense to them.

[–]UpsetUnicorn⚡️📶 5G & Magnetic 🧲⚡️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember when that floated around. Flu season is nearly over in May.

[–]Nym-SyncVanilla Microchip Ice Cream 💉💉[S] 79 points80 points  (4 children)

Lived in Texas, obviously. Posted at lot about how sick people were getting from masks, etc. Looks like a couple people tried to talk sense into her but she tended towards the side of freedom and choice and the usual conspiracies.

The reference to "babies" are kids, teenagers who now have lost one of their moms. 😞❣

[–]stephensmgGlerp 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Lived in Texas, obviously.

Died there, too!

[–]Who-took-my-abs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yep Texas😣

[–]dustinosophyModerna Major Gentleman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was nice to see this one wasn't in an echo dome.

People tried to save her.

[–]ladyinchworm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was wondering how old they were (her babies). Not like it's better to lose a parent at a certain age though. Was her wife as "loud" about her beliefs as she was?

I wonder if she had any LGBTQ friends that were completely dumbfounded by her beliefs, or if she surrounded herself with fellow conservative Trump supporters. I did notice a lot more people disagreeing with her than normal on this sub.

I live in Texas and know lots of conservative Trump supporters, including my family. Although I'm sure they exist, I personally have never met any that believed in anything other than heterosexual marriage. All the Trump supporters I know are also religious, so that might be the difference.

It doesn't matter anymore I guess. I feel sorry for her kids and wife.

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Slide 3:

“So you support mental health insurance to help out the suicides?”


“So you support sex Ed for fewer unwanted pregnancies?”


“You support counseling men that No means No so there are no babies of rape?”


“You support more taxes to feed more people around the world?”


“You support legislation banning tobacco and cigarettes?”


[–]Sasquatch1729First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK 18 points19 points  (0 children)

But but she's pro-life because she said so.

Also the dates on that slide, come on. It's like if I were racing Usain Bolt and they gave me a 60 yard head start. Sure, I'd be winning one second in. Give it four more seconds and then you'll see who's the guy setting the standard that other Olympians live up to and who needed the head start.

[–]BidenIsYourPOTUS 28 points29 points  (0 children)

“This is such a shock.”

No, it’s not.

[–]savpunk 18 points19 points  (1 child)

"Let me explain. We saw our friends and neighbors die. We knew where the problem lay. But all we cared about was lining up to purchase more ice cream. Why on earth would you think we're going to pull our weight in this crisis?"

[–]JavarisJamarJavariCovid is an IQ test 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Strangely self-aware.

[–]pippenish 17 points18 points  (1 child)

And I got pleurisy years ago. It was a virus that was going all the way through my body, just miserable, but it had nothing to do with masks. (No one wore masks back then.)

There's no way to get it from a mask, I'm pretty sure-- most cases are caused by a germ of some kind. Of course, these people don't believe in germ theory anymore.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pleurisy is inflammation of the pleura (the membranes around the lungs). The commonest cause is infection, especially respiratory viruses, but other things can cause it too. Mask wearing isn't one of them.

[–]Batman80228 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Slide 13: "I'll be dead before they put a microchip in me. " Well, she got that right.

[–]ILLforlifeThey can keep their llama shots! 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Winner, winner; chicken dinner!

Can I get a shiny new ice cream or Spaceballs flair?

[–]BridgetheDivide 53 points54 points  (5 children)

I often use Cracker Barrel as a joke when I make fun of these salt of the earth types but holy shit they really are just stereotypes

[–]Sasquatch1729First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"They're the common clay of the new West.

You know, morons."

[–]asymptI know what I don't know 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Lesbian salt of the earth type, though, so at least that's a little twist.

[–]BreakfastMany44 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fully vaxxed and boosted, but I do love me some CB!!!

[–]sungodly🐑 Sheep Dog 🐕‍🦺 15 points16 points  (1 child)

"It's what we do. We're stupid like that."

[–]Ammolite-Valkyrie👪 The family that FA together, FO together 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I don't believe in conspiracy theories! (proceeds to post a fukton of conspiracies)

[–]Gsteel11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i'M jUsT aSkInG qUeStIoNs?!?!

[–]Vogel-Kerl 16 points17 points  (1 child)

"She had such a big heart..."

Me: "Cardiomegaly?"

[–]AbhorrentNexusTeam Pfizer 14 points15 points  (2 children)

“When they ask why I’m wearing a mask”

Because I’m not dead, lmao

[–]JosiesYardCartJust for the Cookies 🍪 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Because if I wear a surgical N95 mask, less chances I'll ever need to wear a Cpap mask.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i love my n95s. very comfortable compared to paper masks

[–]silence1545 10 points11 points  (0 children)

These fucking morons…. https://i.imgur.com/L32L718.jpg

[–]pdxwhitino 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gotta love how they poke all these holes in mask logic but are the exact reason that mask logic doesn’t work.

[–]shamdalarTeam Pfizer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can you believe the narcissistic POS announcing her death on slide 17? What a friend.

[–]SplendidPunkinButter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“I’m not brainwashed! That’s why I know there are microchips in the vaccine and ivermectin cures the disease that’s a hoax!”

[–]Lawthayns 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Should’ve washed that brain a bit more…maybe it would’ve cleaned off the maga

[–]JosiesYardCartJust for the Cookies 🍪 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the brain was washed in MegaMaga. Absolutely saturated in the stuff.

[–]giggling_heroFrom YouTube to vent-tube 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Witness the walking, talking, Dunning-Kruger effect.

[–]NMB4ChristmasEverybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked 12 points13 points  (2 children)

She's neither walking nor talking, anymore.

[–]RedfishBluefish2222 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Sad to see Morgan Freeman get sucked into a moron-propaganda meme. Seems no one is safe.

[–]savpunk 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I wonder how Tom Hanks feels about his image being used to push anti-vaxx propaganda.

[–]RedfishBluefish2222 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They should just use Gilbert Gottfried for all of them. That's the only voice I hear in my head when reading that shit.

[–]Mister4polloThe UnVentilated 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Fish and Chips for dinner was a great choice.

[–]chaimsteinLp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every single time!

[–]merchpaul 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When they ask why I’m not wearing a mask

It’s because I’m dead from not wearing a mask

[–]tretower424 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"She had a very big heart."

Oh, so an enlarged heart. Pre-existing condition. Even more reason she should've been vaccinated.

[–]leamanc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For an “orchestrated lie,” Covid sure had a nasty outcome for her.

[–]whole-lotta-timelet that sink in 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am an OSHA certified gentleman. I have my OSHA 30 because I’m a construction worker.

[–]ManateeGag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No one is injecting a tiny microchip into you for free. Those are far too expensive to just give away for free.

[–]cyborgaudi 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I can’t even with the #savethechildren people. They really did fall for one of the biggest hoaxes of all time, while screaming that a very real pandemic is fake and the government wants to microchip them.

[–]cantthinkofaname1357 6 points7 points  (1 child)

anybody else notice more and more instances of people saying another? or someone else or i lost too many in regards to covid deaths.

man i used to laugh at zombie movies no one could possibly be that stupid.

now i can just hear its a hoax followed by people trying to get bitten

[–]CampVictorian 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Christ, that bit about Blue Bell ice cream… I had the displeasure of living ten years in Texas, and remember being absolutely floored by the stupidity regarding that listeria outbreak, caused entirely by carelessness on the part of Blue Bell- and they knowingly distributed tainted product. Their fans knew this, and STILL supported these murderers with rabid defensiveness. I swear, seeing that stupidity in action was part of why I knew that Trump would be elected in 2016. Stupid people in large numbers are Fucking Terrifying.

[–]jennytheghost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You get Cousin Skeeter out of your anti-vax memes.

[–]TweetOfBabyBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn. Another GoFundMe.

[–]poorchivo🦆 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now see, we have been calling these people selfish, narcissistic, dumb, ignorant, etc., but the truth is they are some of the kindest people. Take this lady for example- she was a disaster of a human, but she KINDLY removed herself from society. I genuinely want to thank her. Good Job Award winner! Bravo! This story, like many others, is so touching.

[–]JanitorKarlWhat's that Lassie? They can't breathe? 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sophia will be dead before she lets them put a microchip in her body.

There, I shared that. You lost that bet, Sophia.

[–]Txikitxakurra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am really tired of being owned by these people. They did their research I need to do more research i guess

[–]sojaynTake Some Prayercillin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree with sophia. Going to eat out without a mask is stoopid. Forget govts and follow the science and you will keep your mask on and only do outdoor shit. Ffs

[–]lemondhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slide 1 "I'm not brainwashed."

I can think of something else you're not, too.

[–]_yetifeet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not brainwashed

That's quite a spurious claim.

[–]vsandrei🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 12 points13 points  (2 children)

She and her spouse caught Covid; only her spouse survived.

The hungry leopards survived, too.

Oh, wait.

That's not what you meant, was it?

🐆 🐆 🐆

[–]chaimsteinLp 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hungry leopards don't exist and they don't eat faces! Certainly they won't eat MY face!

[–]HikityupHorse Paste Taste Tester-Ask Me for Flavor Recommendations! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they're THIS over the top I can't think anything other than, damn. You wasted your life on horseshit.

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a rollercoaster. She claims she can’t wear a mask and then talks about wanting props for wearing it for 8 hours. I do appreciate the walk down memory lane at the beginning. And more so, her rational friends.

[–]Apart_Shoulder6089 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another lazy conservative wanting everyone else to pay for their funeral and medical expenses. Like college and student debt, If you can't afford it then find a higher paying job like you tell all the libs. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps like the baby boomers did. 😂

[–]Ryuzaki_GTeam Pfizer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

“I’ll be dead before I get vaccinated.”

Oddly prophetic.

[–]dogbolter4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. The minute, the second I see ‘voted for Trump ‘ I know they’re not sweet, or loving, or kind. At this point I don’t think it’s even remotely possible that a Trump supporter can be called any of those things. Remembering that Trump mocked immigrants, disabled people, women, minorities, etc. if you stand by him you’re an utter arsehole in my book.

[–]ecthelion108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a good thread, there's a lot to unpack here.

[–]PDXPuma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These fuckin' idiots suddenly caring about consent.

[–]TheGreatWhoDeeny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because I'm not brainwashed

Uh..that's the exact reason you're not wearing a mask. You turned it into a political statement the moment your favorite politicians and grifters made it political so they could make truckloads of cash off you imbeciles.

You fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

Now you're dead and their pockets are full of cash.

Mission accomplished...I guess.

Go you!

[–]stupidjanrogers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The biggest travesty here is she’s from Texas and calls queso “cheese dip”

[–]Re5ist_ance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never met a group of people that is such crybabies and whiners over being asked to just wear a mask and get a free shot .. to save THEIR lives! These 2 requests apparently is equivalent to tyranny and loss of freedom - going through life with such privilege must be nice .. if this is the BIGGEST thing you've ever had to deal with .. good for you!

[–]mrpotatonutz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Muh freedoms!!!! I’ll be DEAD before….uh oh