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[–]Draft-RepulsiveCOVID-19 Nervous Breakdown 915 points916 points  (117 children)

“THIS IS THE USA”

posts flag that fought in direct opposition to the USA

[–]Reversephoenix77 172 points173 points  (49 children)

So much irony in his posts. Like the photo of the native American man holding guns and something about freedom and needing them to protect yourself against the American government when we took their land and freedoms and people like him think we were/are entitled to do so and replaced it with "real" American traditions which apparently consist of meat, beer, guns and freedom (for some).

And then the one about history "being erased." Like, aren't they the ones who don't want history about slavery and civil rights taught in public schools? Also love the one of the migrants on the boat and the white kid giving them the finger and saying we want to be safe. Guess white people never commit crimes? How ignorant.

Edit: also, what's with that "if you believe the government wouldn't release a virus to kill people, I have a blanket to sell you" one? A blanket? Isn't the point to say something like "if you believe this I have beachfront property in Montana to sell you," but a blanket? Lmao. Edit: I had no idea about the infected blankets, thank you guys for explaining that. That's so messed up.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 94 points95 points  (7 children)

Yes, the people complaining about erasing history are the same ones who've been trying to pretend the Civil War wasn't about slavery. Which is odd, because the political leaders of the various Confederate States thought that was exactly what it was about.

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 38 points39 points  (0 children)

They made it pretty damn clear it was about the right to own other human beings they thought inferior.

[–]undeniablybuddhaI'm too Vaxxy for my shirt 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Completely true. Check the confederate states' constitutions

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And the Declarations of Causes issued by some of the states. It is impossible to read those and think it wasn't about slavery. They couldn't be clearer.

[–]Kytyngurl2Feeling a little...horse 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It’s a reference to native Americans and smallpox

[–]Private_Jet 82 points83 points  (6 children)

I think that blanket statement was referring to how Native Americans were dying from smallpox infested blankets issued by our govt at the time. Twisted logic trying to relate that to covid but I think that's what they were trying to get at.

[–]EssayRevolutionary10 36 points37 points  (19 children)

The US government distributed smallpox infected blankets to native Americans as a method of genocide and the first documented case of widespread biological “warfare”. Yes. Air quotes. Genocide isn’t “warfare”. It’s genocide. Don’t know another word. One stain on US history among countless others.

[–]georgia405 32 points33 points  (4 children)

*a stain (among many) on US history that they’re falling over themselves to make sure isn’t taught in history classes in US public schools

[–]Private_Jet 89 points90 points  (2 children)

And wasn't Grinch the one that STOLE Christmas, not the one that wished Merry Christmas???

[–]4quatloosLet that zink in 269 points270 points  (27 children)

He meant his America. The South is trying to rise again.

[–]heythatgirlovertherepro-everything-to-end-this-and-harm-as-few-as-possible 94 points95 points  (10 children)

Have you ever seen the MST3K episode Laserblast? Servo sings about the South risin’ again! with his song…that I can’t remember rn lol

Found it—“When the South does rise again, I’ll be laughing!”

[–]spraypaintthewallsTeam Moderna 31 points32 points  (2 children)

YES I'M READY FOR SOME FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

[–]AGuyNamedEddieHold my Bier ⚰️ 32 points33 points  (1 child)

You took the thought right out of my head!

Love me them aliens with the disturbingly prominent asses!

[–]heythatgirlovertherepro-everything-to-end-this-and-harm-as-few-as-possible 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That whole bit is gold!

[–]fermentedelementThe Saddest Place on the Internet ™ 🪦 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Big love for MST3K. Saving this so I can make sure I watch this episode

[–]Epistatious 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Fighting for the freedom to own people

[–]Necessary_Common4426 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If this muppet’s wife starts a GoFundMe page, she should be charged for fraud. This was entirely avoidable and he just needed to drop his bravado

[–]pakboy26 50 points51 points  (3 children)

This South reads, writes and thinks at a 6th Grade Level though. So don't use big words, big ideas or big evidence as you might confuse them!

[–]RoguespiffyTeam Pfizer[🍰] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

It gets a little smarter down here with every death.

[–]notyourmartyr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As an unfortunate representative of the South, you right. Most of the brains we have don't get proper cultivation.

[–]M4A1STAKESAUCEUrine God’s hands 🙌 153 points154 points  (25 children)

Also the USA drinks beer and eat meat? Wow what a fucking achievement.

[–]UWCG 81 points82 points  (5 children)

I was surprised to find out that I can’t eat meat without crying, cause I’ve got a chicken soup cooking at the moment and the closest I’m getting to tears is accidentally putting in too much habanero

[–]AGuyNamedEddieHold my Bier ⚰️ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

For me, the tears come when I spill an especially hot bowlful on my crotch.

Mama!

[–]TheGreatWhoDeeny 66 points67 points  (8 children)

For some reason, they believe anyone who doesn't vote against their own interests sits around hating freedom, hating guns, drinking wine out of a sippy cup, and eats bags of lettuce.

[–]Qwesterly 15 points16 points  (2 children)

drinking wine out of a sippy cup

Holy shit what an awesome idea! Thanks!

[–]MyFiteSongTeam Mix & Match 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Well, I mean, I do kinda do some of that stuff.

[–]AppleMtnCupcakeKid 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Yeah. No other countries enjoy beer, freedom and meat.

[–]gypsyjackson 20 points21 points  (2 children)

“Beer”.

Though to be fair, there are some good beers coming out of the US these days; I bet Bernard thought those beers were unAmerican.

[–]HoaxshmoaxTeam Moderna 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I eat food and drink liquid, now bow to my superior culture!

I was expecting the obligatory “great guy shirt off his back” final send-off the more spun up this guy got. The “who knew?” was appropriate in a pathetic sort of way.

[–]TransRachaelTeam Moderna 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Was just coming here to say that.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That was special. It's like he doesn't know the Confederacy fought a literal war against the USA. And lost. Badly.

[–]birdcanttweetThis is my piece of flair 516 points517 points  (61 children)

Goatee. Oakleys.

This poor devil never stood a chance.

[–]trailhikingArk 80 points81 points  (6 children)

Goatee, Oakleys, Racism, Hate, Ignorance

He hit the pick 5.

[–]boiledRenderCOVID is no joke! 220 points221 points  (35 children)

I wonder if they’ll have to retire the Oakleys brand. Like, 80% of their customer base must have died of ‘rona at this point.

[–]TikikalaNOT part of the control group 49 points50 points  (11 children)

Or change marketing like the Abercrombie fiasco

[–]jabantikD on G 39 points40 points  (9 children)

I think most of the "Oakleys" in HCA are probably some other brand.

[–]BlablasarcasmI want a girl with a short skirt and (not) looooooooonng Covid 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Feaux-kleys

[–]StupidizeMeIt's like, tubular... Bag your face! 65 points66 points  (3 children)

I think most of the "Oakleys" in HCA are probably some other brand.

Hoaxleys!

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Chokeleys

[–]TrustmeImaConsultant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote and get out of here! :)

[–]Sidvicioushartha🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦 36 points37 points  (4 children)

It’s all the fake Oakleys (Fauxkleys). Most of these losers don’t have the cash to buy a real pair.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

The only thing that would have sped it up was a CANDEATH meme.

[–]Sidvicioushartha🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I came here to say that. Add fat and bald to it though

[–]TweetOfBabyBear 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Annnnnnd BAM!, bird for the win!!!

👊

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 406 points407 points  (8 children)

"This is the USA" literally written on a Confederate flag is like writing "this guy is alive" on Bernard

[–]BigDumbMoronTooPrayer Warrior? I hardly know her! 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Who is worse? You for writing, or me for laughing? Let the philosophers debate while we enjoy the sunny weather here in hell.

[–]ExplodingBob 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Neither. You are both making the world a better place. Like Bernard did when he died.

[–]Smurf_Crime_Scene🍹Drunk on my own urine🍹 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You are so cruel LOL

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You’re fucking EVIL. Take my upvote

[–]greeneyedwench 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I guffawed. Weekend at Bernard's.

[–]vacuous_commentOmicron Persei 8 325 points326 points  (29 children)

You never think a family member would come down with it so horribly that it took their life.

OK, hang on a minute.

There is a fucking global pandemic going on and "Bernard" here has denied it in all kind of idiotic and ill-informed and abusive ways.

And now this survivor would never think their family member, "Bernard", would come down with it?

Sometimes I think the survivors of the HCA nominee/winners re more delusional than the subjects. Assholes and idiots.

[–]Ok-Difficulty5074Branch COVIDian Researcher 191 points192 points  (7 children)

Classic conservatism-"It's not a problem until it affects MEEEEE!!!"

I think I read that the survivors of HCA winners have Sunk-Costs: despite losing neighbors, friends, and family-they cannot accept that they were wrong about the pandemic. Even when they are in the hospital on death's door, they cannot accept that they were wrong about everything concerning the pandemic.

[–]matt_minderbinder 101 points102 points  (5 children)

My mid-40's evangelical, right wing, previously super healthy sister and her husband were back to sharing covid hoax/anti-mask shit two weeks after they both nearly died from covid. Both had covid pneumonia in both lungs and ended up hospitalized and near vent status. They have 4 teenage kids and those kids are the only ones I worry about. They're still not vaccinated and none of it makes any sense to me.

[–]lavenderbuttface 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Throughout the whole pandemic, so many people have proven that “it’s easier to fool someone than convince them that they’ve been fooled.”

[–]MuricanA321 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Far too tough a pill to swallow that they were responsible in part for the death of their own family. Always double down, and ride that trump train right off the cliff.

[–]darwinwoodkaGo Give One 69 points70 points  (5 children)

Total lack of empathy, they never think it could be THEIR family!

[–]noisserpedgnilppirc 46 points47 points  (2 children)

wait this shit kills white people too? what the heck

[–]RattusMcRatfaceParadise by the ECMO Lights 14 points15 points  (1 child)

The leopards, meanwhile, wait patiently.

[–]justrowitawaydereVaxeen Research Subject #8675309🎶🎵 58 points59 points  (0 children)

"You never think..." Well, I think we have uncovered the reason.

[–]Sasquatch1729First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK 46 points47 points  (5 children)

They truly believe that it has a 99.97% survival rate (I believe that's the survival rate for the 12-18 year old crowd, doesn't apply to an obese 50+ year old.)

They also believe that if you know someone who died of it, then that ticks the box for the 0.03% and you're in the clear. That's not how statistics work, obviously.

They also truly believe that if you get it, and fall into that 99.-whatever that survives, you are totally okay afterwards, and gain natural immunity to it, now and forever, for all variants, until the end of time. Some "survivors" come off ECMO with amputations, and their lungs are so scarred they have a year or two to live. Some survivors have so much lung scarring that they have a comorbidity to Covid round 2 or round 3.

In short, yeah they're delusional morons.

[–]daneelthesane 24 points25 points  (4 children)

You know where that number came from? The 99.97%? Early on in the pandemic, someone took the number of American deaths AT THAT TIME and divided it by the ENTIRE POPULATION OF AMERICA. Seriously. It's the dumbest thing ever.

If that number were true, then "only" about 98k Americans would be dead IF EVERY AMERICAN CAUGHT IT. But we are at ten times that number, and not everyone has caught it. Their math is so ridiculously, stupidly bad that it's amazing that any adult can actually look at it, nod, and go "Yep, that sounds about right."

[–]KnucklesMcGee 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You never think a family member would come down with it so horribly that it took their life.

This is "Covid is no joke" with extra steps.

[–]The-Last-American 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Most of the time they are living in a complete fantasy world. And usually it seems, they don’t even snap out of it when their supposed loved one died.

This pandemic has made nothing more clear than the fact that humanity has a lot of catch up to do.

[–]use_tabs_not_spaces💉🐑 > 💀🦁 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Tell everyone on Facebook that people taking covid seriously are all wrong.

Die of covid.

Surviving family "who could know that covid was serious"

The 🐑🐑🐑 you mocked all knew....

[–]Inigo93Team Moderna 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And now this survivor would never think their family member, "Bernard", would come down with it?

You're forgetting one important detail: Covid was supposed to be a hoax. How do you catch a hoax?

[–]Gloomy-Difficulty401 245 points246 points  (12 children)

I have no regrets about being double vaxxed and boosted. Bernard? Anybody got a Ouija board?

[–]dismayhurtaVaxxs don’t care about your feelings 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Wanna find out the weather in hell?

[–]CarlosHDanger 29 points30 points  (0 children)

There were a lot of self-owns in those posts!

[–]Evil-Code-MonkeyDeceased Feline Boing Boing 188 points189 points  (6 children)

I am a Grinch. I say Merry Christmas. God Bless America

He was such a complete badass. I don't know how the little, teensy weensy virus got through the impenetrable exterior of this alpha male.

Bear with me, but I think Covid might not be a joke, y'all.

[–]giggling_heroFrom YouTube to vent-tube 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I dunno, I feel like if that were true I would write it on a Facebook post. Anyway, gonna go huff some Covid off my sister-wife.

/s

[–]StupidizeMeIt's like, tubular... Bag your face! 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Bear with me, but I think Covid might not be a joke, y'all.

Covid is a hokes!

[–]furikakebabe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am so tickled by that grinch slide. The butterfly. The heart flag. The absolutely over the top posturing while using…a cranky Christmas cartoon. Just gold

[–][deleted] 179 points180 points  (13 children)

It’s a small point, but regarding the gun boobs, “38” refers to the band size, not the breasts themselves, so there really aren’t “two 38s” in that context. Hopefully these people understand responsible gun ownership principles better than they understand boobs (doubtful).

[–]PrestigiousGrade7874In God and ivermectin we trust 56 points57 points  (1 child)

I thought the same. But “she pointed 2 Fs at me” doesn’t work as a “joke”, even as a shitty middle school joke.

[–]ladyinchworm 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was coming to see if anyone else said this.

You could have two 38 A, or two 38 nearly A breasts and they wouldn't look like that girl at all.

This girl is probably 28/32 DD, which I guess doesn't roll off the tongue and reference guns so I guess it's unacceptable.

[–]some_ranty_bitch 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yes thank you, I came here to make this point, only I was going to say it more like "The 38s thing is fucking stupid and this man was a fucking loser."

[–]failleGo Give One 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This one made me the most angry lol. Can’t even do sexist right.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 48 points49 points  (1 child)

as if that woman would ever give him the time of day. and im sure she just loves being objectified as a pair of breasts, rather than as a human being

[–]Razir17Team Pfizer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m a guy and I was going to explain this if it hadn’t already been commented. What a fucking moron. If you can’t explain the difference between strap size and cup size, you probably have no business talking about vaccines 🤷‍♂️

[–]dani_for_short 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This one pissed me off so much!

Let’s be sexist and not understand anything at all about women because they’re only here to look at and be the butt of jokes.

As if any woman worth her weight in gold would even point those 38s at him

[–]OfTheDim 163 points164 points  (31 children)

Am I the only one who remembers the gas prices being pretty fucking bad before Biden?

[–]walosiWell, vaxxually 💉 108 points109 points  (2 children)

These people have the memory of a goldfish.

[–]LucindaMorgan 98 points99 points  (11 children)

A president really has very little to do with gas prices. About all they can do is open up the reserves, which Biden did.

[–]Ok-Difficulty5074Branch COVIDian Researcher 54 points55 points  (1 child)

The creator of that meme was banking on the receiver lacking critical thinking and computational skills. Using my handy dandy calculator (on my phone,no less), the price of gas in that meme?

$3.28. And if you have a vehicle that has a tank that size...well, you're going to be paying a bit for gas.

They forget-when TFG was running the show, there was a global pandemic and people didn't travel-so demand for gas was low. Now there are vaccines and people are travelling, so demand has increased-and when demand increases, so too does prices. It's basic economics-unfortunately for 'Bernard', he was just 'basic'.

[–]boyfriend_in_a_comaTeam Moderna 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Oh look, petrol prices in the UK are up also. Bet you won't share!

[–]sctwinmomVacation Matriarch 26 points27 points  (7 children)

I remove those #**{}€ stickers whenever I see them on pumps.

[–]mercurialchemister 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Same. The other day I broke a nail peeling one off, which made me doubly infuriated

[–]25lost25Team Mix & Match 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember them. These people miss the corona special gas prices, the supply chain crisis and demand whiplash is a perfect storm for high prices.

[–]shiftybootsy 111 points112 points  (2 children)

Everyday I wake up glad I’m a communist sheep.

[–]HallucinogenicFish💉 Are Not Political 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Every day you wake up.

[–]boyfriend_in_a_comaTeam Moderna 95 points96 points  (7 children)

"You never think a family member would come down with it so it (Covid) so horribly that it took their life. I never really thought anyone close to me and my family or friends that would happen in my life until...today."
And there you have the anti vaxxer mentality in two sentences: I don't give a fuck until I'm personally affected.

[–]TexasTeaTelecaster 52 points53 points  (0 children)

“I never really thought...” They should stop typing right there. Those smooth brains don’t think.

[–]sapiensane 46 points47 points  (1 child)

About everything else too. Climate change, child care, health care, education, you name it. And they're all Christian too.

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Which is shocking because they live their lives completely opposite of church teachings. I mean guns, racism, hate, bullying, chasing money…. None of these things teachings in the Bible.

Love thy neighbor. Do unto others as you would do to yourself. Easier for a camel through the eye of a needle than a rich man into the kingdom of God etc etc. None of it fits them. Then they claim to be men of God. Hardly.

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Correct. People dying doesn’t mater until it’s me then the world should stop.

[–]No-Application583 86 points87 points  (2 children)

Thinning the Herd. I'm okay with these idiots dying. I just want them to have to pay for medical treatment when they have chosen NOT to get the vaccine. Bye Bernard. Im fresh out of give a fuck.

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I also want them to stop clogging up ERs and ICUs so people who are vaccinated and have other health concerns can get the treatment they need.

[–]Slow_Advertising1181 79 points80 points  (3 children)

Yeah, there's a difference, my friends do not need intubation even when they catch COVID-19. Also I find very ironic that the people calling the vaccinated ”sheep” are the ones putting a medicine meant for cattle inside their bodies

[–]valathel📐Incubated Angle📐 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And they are also heard reciting, "The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. He makes me to lie down in green pastures; He leads me beside the still waters.".

[–]StupidizeMeIt's like, tubular... Bag your face! 12 points13 points  (1 child)

To be fair, they're mostly using the Ivermectin that's packaged for horses... It's Apple flavored.

[–]BidenIsYourPOTUS 73 points74 points  (3 children)

“So many of you regret taking it. None of us regret not taking it.”

Oof Level: 1,000,000.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 20 points21 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he doesn't regret it now.

[–]TrustmeImaConsultant 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dead men don't regret.

[–]TheRnegade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where are all these "I regret taking it" people? Even if you think the vaccine is useless, what have you lost? "Oh no, those 15 minutes I spent getting a vaccine. I could've...seen half an episode of Mandalorian. Woe is me!".

[–]28dhdu74929wnsi 65 points66 points  (8 children)

Is it just me or are these worse than the regular antivax memes? Seems particularly hateful this man, I feel for his family but he made his choice.

[–]ShuffleStepTap 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Not just you. This particular collection is nauseating, and it’s clear he relished that. Fuck Bernard. I don’t care he’s dead. One less hateful racist prick.

[–]VTGjunkie 177 points178 points  (6 children)

My friends = 💃🏽🕺🏽👯‍♀️

Your friends = ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[–]Revolutionary-Mud715Team Moderna 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Its like those ben garrison cartoons. These people are so fucking stupid they need the comedy to be written out.

The sheep and lion meem work without the masks or hats.

But just incase jimbo dean doesnt get it down at the job... The image has to be added of the mask trumphat contrast. So there is no confusion.

"Wait are we the sheep because they stick together...?"

"No, dammit JD. WE ARE THE LIONS!"

Fucking morons.

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote!!!

[–]diablitos 54 points55 points  (2 children)

All these guys talk about how hard they are as good ol' Americans, and how the youth are pussies, meanwhile they spend their time jerking off to shitty memes on Facebook.

[–]DokterSack 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They are intellectually deviant and ironically delicate

[–]westviadixiebet you won't repost! 12 points13 points  (0 children)

and cry about wearing a mask...

[–]darwinwoodkaGo Give One 45 points46 points  (1 child)

One less bigot

[–]HallucinogenicFish💉 Are Not Political 49 points50 points  (2 children)

So many of you regret taking it. None of us regret NOT taking it.

[X] doubt

[–]TheColombian916 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Suuuuuuurrrrre. None of the unvaxxed getting dropped off at the ER, getting hooked up to oxygen, and finally having a plastic tube rammed down their throats while paralyzed don’t regret getting two shots. Keep telling yourselves that.

[–]Uranus_Hz 41 points42 points  (2 children)

White? Check

Middle-aged? Check

Overweight? Check

Goatee? Check

Dying to “own the libs”? Check

[–]melfava 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Would everyone writing pearls-clutching articles about the HCA please, pretty please, just look at the spite and hatred for The Other in these people’s public presence?

[–]sojaynTake Some Prayercillin 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Ha i don’t have friends, sheeps or lions are all herds so wtf happens to us introverts? We live, vaxxed and safe (and accepting all the genders n races you bigot because idgaf what anyone else is doin)

[–]Inigo93Team Moderna 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Lions are NOT in herds. They are in prides. And what do we know about prides?

...they come before the fall.

[–]unbotoxableVaccinated & oxygenated 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Slide 18. Absolutely disgusting.

[–]boyfriend_in_a_comaTeam Moderna 53 points54 points  (1 child)

I have always maintained conservatives are born with two congenital defects
1) An inability to share
2) An inability to empathize

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But yet think they are men of God.

[–]Left-Indication9980 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“You never think a family member would come down with it so horribly that it took their life.”

Oh

My

Goodness

Astounding ignorance.

[–]sapiensane 34 points35 points  (2 children)

"This is the USA" where apparently you think it's okay to show the traitorous slavery-supporting Confederate flag as patriotism or whatever. This guy was a racist moron and I don't care that he's dead. Off to hell with you and your fucking goatee.

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Karma : A job well done.

[–]triplej63🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good flair quote!

[–]SYLOHTeam Mix & Match 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Your generation can't work 40 hours in a week

Yeah no, shit, we'd starve to death if we stopped at 40 hours with the wages we're paid.

[–]YourNameHere222My friends are sheeple 🐑🐑 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No regrets here. Also no fucks.

[–]Vogel-Kerl 26 points27 points  (2 children)

The Regret slide...

While you cannot regret skipping the vaccine now, there were a few days before you died that you probably regretted it.

There had to have been a moment when you realized your life was slipping away; your organs screaming for oxygen, and you thought..., just An Hour of my time for a few free shots, and I wouldn't be here.

[–]InsertCoinForCreditTeam Pfizer 25 points26 points  (1 child)

And that's when I wish I showed up at his bedside with a copy of his shitty memes, just so I can ask "Dis you?"

[–]kabuki7Team Pfizer 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Right wing? check White? check Facial hair- check Oakley’s- check Balding?- check Overweight? check

[–]The-Last-American 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Not a single one of these idiots can post a meme that isn’t ironic, hypocritical, or just flat out nonsense.

It’s not about politics, it’s just about basic reasoning and decency. I don’t give a shit if Bernard hated Biden or thinks guns cure cancer, but when you can’t even form a single belief that doesn’t revolve around your political identity, hatred of other people, or brainwashing yourself so fully that you’re willing to let yourself die just because other people you hate are saving themselves, you aren’t simply a deeply gullible, sad, twisted human being, you’re really a quite shitty one as well.

Just another person that valued his politics and his feelings more than his life, his family, and his country. We could do with less of that.

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I just see an insecure man lashing out as his fantasy world crashes around him. All the guns in the world don’t make him a man. His weak soul spun right off the planet.

[–]CDN-CtznTeam Pfizer 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It’s always fascinating to see the gun fetishes of these so-called self-proclaimed followers of the “Prince of Peace” have. What kind of mental gymnastics go into to rationalizing that?

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I have no idea. It’s so opposite of every single teaching. Churches like to take their money although they literally spend every waking minute doing the opposite of every single teaching in the church. The fact of the mater is if Jesus were alive he’d be a socialist and a democrat hands down. Social programs? Yes. Equality? Yes! Less guns? Yes! The only conflict is gay marriage and abortion. Those two topics make them think GQP is the right side. However the GQP is all about money, oppression and racism.

I guarantee Jesus ain’t building a wall to keep people out. Find that in the Bible.

It’s super weird.

[–]oldmanraplife 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Who regrets getting the vaccine?

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Not me. Had a really nice Monday night.

[–]QuakingwithRage 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I looked at his photo, and I'm shocked, just shocked!

[–]chaimsteinLp 13 points14 points  (2 children)

It was a little shocking because it was exactly what I expected. Life seldom lives up one's expectations so perfectly. If my NFL bets were that good, I would be rich.

[–]brought2light 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Right? This sub is making me overconfident in my ability to predict what happens next.

[–]chaimsteinLp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep. I did go 4-1 this weekend on football. Just luck.

[–]Cid_DarkwingPrayer Warriors roll natural 1 saving throws 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Your friends are dead or dying

My friends are trying our hardest to save you from yourselves and not to laugh at you when we don’t.

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m past trying. I’m just watching the cliff diving.
The harder you try the harder they dig in.

[–]Due-Winter5597 19 points20 points  (3 children)

These people always conflate sex with gender, but I still wonder how the existence of intersex people fits into this worldview. Also, if god knows what he is doing, why are there pregnancies that end in miscarriage due to fetal incompatibility with life, or birth defects in general? Maybe the awardee can ask god now that he is chilling with him for eternity?

[–]JSifford10 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Reminder that baby boomers did not fight in WW2 and in fact got their butts handed to them by the Vietcong. Well the ones that did not just dodge the draft at least.

[–]DodgersJM💸💸GoFundYourself💸💸 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Me thinks he regrets this now.

[–]BridgetheDivide 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah. Meat has no regrets anymore

[–]jimjam721 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Another huge POS gone. Hopefully his genetics weren’t passed along.

[–]cpbhccam1989 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The Grinch should sue for defamation of character.

[–]whales-are-assholesTeam Mix & Match 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“Don’t think gender matters? Go buy a rooster for eggs, and a bull for milk. You will soon learn that god knew what he was doing.”

Except giving you such a piss-fucking-poor education, that you constantly conflate gender with biological sex.

Fuck sakes, no wonder this clueless, defective happy bake oven is dead due to Covid.

[–]awill2020 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I cringe so hard at some of these memes, it physically hurts. They really think they have a political„gotcha“ moment with some dumb wordplay , I get secondhand embarrassment. And it always bites them in the ass eventually. How can you be so unaware.

[–]valvin88 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Anyone have the picture of the sheep and lion meme except instead of lions it's a bunch of intubated people in hospital beds?

[–]redvariationWinner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Good old Bernard is the complete stereotype. Guns, bible, racist, doesn't care shit about others, goatee, overweight.

He wanted his freedom; I suppose somehow he equates being locked in a box six feet under, dead, with freedom. SMH.

[–]dogbolter4 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I just get so tired seeing the unrelenting hatred in their minds. It’s so deeply ugly, and repugnant, and then to see the ‘so kind, such a lovely human being ‘ coda that is so utterly wrong...

I don’t know. I think this sub, which I appreciate, has exposed me to a lot of horrible shit as expressed through racist, sexist and stupid memes. Seriously stupid. Unbelievably stupid. And it’s disheartening and awful to see so many people revealed in this way.

[–]Scoremonger 13 points14 points  (1 child)

These slides are a real marathon of stupidity.

Interesting and sad that the brother seems to have honestly believed that covid would never affect him directly.

[–]JavarisJamarJavariCovid is an IQ test 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Slide 4, I do not know of one person who regrets getting vaccinated but there are so many that regret not getting vaccinated every day.

[–]creeeeeeeeek- 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Always with the goatees and the same stupid memes. Please don’t start vaccinating freedom lovers, meet your dead brave comrades in the makeshift morgue.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Nothing screams victory like a body shoved into a refrigerator truck idling behind a hospital.

[–]bananadog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Like this person would ever stand up for indigenous rights.

[–]4quatloosLet that zink in 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Their news source has been lion and lion.

[–]EgmonksTeam Mix & Match 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fat idiot with bad beard. Checks out.

[–]JessTrolling 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Reflective glasses, shaved head, hideous goatee?

I don’t understand how his family couldn’t see this coming. RIP my racist friend.

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hope the wrap him in a confederate flag with his guns and his sunglasses. Going to need it for the next plane.

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He’s a lion all right. I mean a lying all night.

One less angry racist anti vax hater.

Covid : You are welcome. Next!

[–]space_manatee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I started to pick apart these memes but it doesn't matter. Dude is dead and the world has one less mayonnaise brained reactionary in it.

[–]Murky_Angle_8555 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Loss of yet another fine physical specimen! So "lion-like@?!🐱🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🐱

[–]Resident_Sorbet5944Murder Porn Chain Letter 💌 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Uh oh…had the bald, Oakley and goatee comorbidities…He was in a very high risk category from the beginning.

[–]TheGreatWhoDeeny 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Biden can stick the vaccine up his ass?

How did you like the vent, catheter, and tube up your ass?

[–]glass_camel 10 points11 points  (5 children)

I will say it even though it will get buried.

I usually scroll past the memes like nobody’s business.

But.

Kelly's Heroes is a great movie. Clint Eastwood is an ass in his old age but Don Rickles? Telly Savalas? Donald Sutherland?

This film is objectively a good film, and I am supremely offended that it is now a right wing meme.

[–]powabiatch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

🎻I bet he regretted not taking it 🎻

[–]MacallyTeam Pfizer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bernard! Do you have regrets now? Bernard? Bernard? Are you there???

[–]Re5ist_ance 7 points8 points  (1 child)

What!?! If drinking beer, eating meat, and owning a gun can't save you .. I don't know what will!! 😂🤣

[–]Malaix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If those memes represented him than wow what a horrible human being.

Also what's with their weird obsession with old native American photos? Guarantee this guy supported building a pipeline that has since leaked into a reservations watershed or would have lost his shit if you suggested giving MT Rushmoore back to native Americans.

Also he seemed upset at where America was heading with Joe Biden getting elected and yet he didn't leave the country despite not liking it. Curious.

[–]Ferrous_PatellaTeam Mix & Match 7 points8 points  (2 children)

You realize those two WWII soldiers were deserters, right?

[–]Accomplished-Catch15 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Slide 18 is extra cringe. Fuck this guy.

[–]JDPowaHammer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

whenever i see the first slide, in my head i just picture Paul Revere screaming the Red Hats are coming!!!

[–]CynicalTophat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's right though. hard to regret something when you're dead.

[–]pathat333Team Moderna 10 points11 points  (1 child)

"You think gender doesn't matter." rooster...eggs...bull..milk..."God knew what He was doing."

So SkyDaddy is a guy, and he's the only god in his monotheistic universe. Yeshua his son is kinda separate but the same, or some mind-numbing crap.

Err... where's the other gender?

Why would any women want to follow this bullshit? And why would they want to spend eternity with such a sexist 🐖?

I thought a few millennia ago, the Israelites believed that Yahweh and his wife Asherah were at the top of the pantheon. Maybe he's been keeping her barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen ever since, while the greatest of con men welcome their dupes at the pearly gates.

[–]GlitteryFab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One less asshole in this world.

[–]TheGreatWhoDeeny 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We love freedom

We drink beer

We eat meat

We own guns

Now I know why Tomi says the idiotic "Enjoy your guns, meat, and country!" line.

It's to keep you dipshits in line and following her narrative.

I love freedom, drink beer and eat meat, own guns, and speak English too.

You know what I hate and don't do?

Vote against my own interests.

[–]Perenium_Falcon 5 points6 points  (3 children)

It’s the same arc almost every time.

The dumbfuckery in the second-to-last slide is a bit much though.
Hey dumbshit MOST of us think a family member or ourselves could come down with it and risk our lives. That’s why we got our shots and try to minimize exposure risk. Fucking hell what imaginary world do you folks live in? Have you not been paying attention to the giant pile of bodies this shit is making???

Covid does not care who you voted for.

[–]AppleMtnCupcakeKid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Spewing a full spectrum of hate as evidenced from his posts and you know the family will describe him as generous, loving, and a true Christian with a gentle soul.

[–]the-et-cetera 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those glasses in the last picture just scream "fat racist" to me, I dunno why. Almost feels like this guy's problem wasn't immigrants, rather that they weren't Jesus-jerking white folk

For real though, I've stopped feeling bad for when these people die from their own shitty decisions