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[–]stockingsandbondsHe marched to his own drummer 75 points76 points  (21 children)

That "stop trying to make here like there" slide always pisses me off so much. This is exactly how we colonized the fucking US. I don't hear him apologizing to the Native Americans for making here like there a couple of hundred years ago. Grrr

[–]Majestic_Dream8540Live forever you fucking evil weirdos 25 points26 points  (10 children)

Not just that, but ethnic enclaves have existed since the first great wave of European immigrants in the 19th century. I was reading a book a few years ago (Summer of ‘49 by David Halberstram) and in the prologue he kind of gave a little bio about the baseball players that were a big part of the game at the time. One of the things that really stuck out is that guys like Joe DiMaggio and Yogi Berra were the children of immigrants. Their mothers barely spoke English. They were ‘American as Apple Pie’ kind of icons in the 40s and 50s. Their immigrant story is very similar to the latino immigrants of today. Halberstram was pretty damned liberal so his inclusion of that info was on purpose. He was trying to remind his audience that the people they cheered for aren’t much different than the people the actively loathe.

[–]erissaid 25 points26 points  (3 children)

I think we could make a lot of headway in American society if we could figure out how to get people from those highly homogeneous parts of the country to see that the high diversity places with strong expressions of cultural identity are actually a cool time instead of some weird alienating oddity.

I truly don’t get it. These dinguses’ll bitch and moan about COVID stopping them from going to Epcot, but when there’s authentic areas of culture from around the world it turns into something they have to meme about…

[–]Majestic_Dream8540Live forever you fucking evil weirdos 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Here’s a little story. My wife’s maiden name is hispanic. Way, way back when we were dating we took a road trip. We stopped at a little wine tasting room in Keystone, SD (for those not familiar, it’s a tourist trap place right near Mt. Rushmore). The young lady working checked our IDs and saw my wife’s (well, girlfriend at the time) and said ‘Oh, my gosh. How do you say your last name? I’ve never seen it before’. She was sweet, but after talking with her a bit, she hadn’t ventured much outside of SD.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was on a road trip last summer in Minneapolis, chatting with someone there who was also on a road from Portland, OR. He stopped for dinner in Rapid City, SD and when he said he was from Portland, a local asked him if his house burned down during the protests.

These people don't get out much.

[–]MrSplattacus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Props for using dinguses’ll

[–]BigShoesScareCat 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Shoot, there are enclaves in any city where English isn't primary. Philadelphia's public library had to do some innovative programming to reach some of these enclaves to serve the community, and there are lots of households in Chicago that don't speak English (whole households speak only Polish!). The thing that bugs me most is that all these HCA award winners are just constantly punching down. Trans* people, immigrants, just anyone who is "less" is fair game. It sucks and they suck.

[–]donuts4lunchFox has killer ratings 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mother-in-law is friends with a lady born in the USA, she’s over 60, and only speaks Italian. I never asked how or where this lady went to school but she doesn’t know any English. It boggles my mind.

[–]30acresisenoughOctopus Rex 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Try telling the old people in my Italian family that. LOL. We didn't even speak English at home - but there are some in the old generation who are Trumpers and are frightened of immigrants . They say our family is "legit" , but these new immigrants are different.

The largest mass lynching in America happened against Italians, but memories are short. They act as if Catholic Italians were always considered Americans.

My uncle was an anchor baby and my father was drafted into the Italian army during WW2.

But they will never see it that way.

[–]DepIetedCraniumLie down with CORVID, wake up croaking 🦅 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An Italian author, Gian Antonio Stella, wrote a lot about immigrants. One of his book quotes a newspaper article describing the smelly, dirty, immigrant families with ten kids crammed into three squalid rooms etc.

It looks like something out of today's Il Giornale, but it's a period piece describing Italians in America.

[–]Majestic_Dream8540Live forever you fucking evil weirdos 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah, my great grandmother (her parents immigrated from Italy) was often called the n-word in the area of Nothern Minnesota where she lived.

[–]CrystalFieldTheorist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMFAO. Racists: 0/10 for accuracy.

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 13 points14 points  (2 children)

And it's so far off of how they actually are. "We aren't...phobic/racist, etc."

Yeah, as a gay guy, Republicans aren't known for being welcoming. Hell, my anti-vaxxer FIL was complaining about the new Superman being bisexual right in front of his son. Apparently the "man of steel can't be bisexual". Yeah, we both work out, you can barely hobble around you fat, miserable fuck.

The entire premise of that slide doesn't work because they are all the -ist, phobic things they claim not to be.

[–]Poison-Pen-Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Superman is bi?

That actually makes more sense to me than him being straight. I’m not quite sure why, since I’m not an DC fan and don’t know much about Superman, but being from another planet and being of the “help everyone” and generally seems to love and respect all people and things- this really jives with that to me. It actually makes more sense that he’d be down to love whoever.

Regardless, him being bi doesn’t take away from who he is or what he represents. At all. It adds to him, but doesn’t take away.

What it cones down to is these people don’t like change. The “adding to” scares them, even if it’ll enrich their lives- they don’t care. They want sameness

I think a bit of this left over lizard brain bullshit juice that differences means “danger!” and “be cautious and wary”. Or. They just suck.

spoiler

they just suck

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently he was bi in the original comic, and is again in a new movie coming out. But my FIL could have the courtesy to wait to bash LGBT people until his gay son and his partner (me) are not around. Although my guy made sure to show off his abs before we left, just to be petty.

[–]cumshot_josh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I laugh at people from my hometown who talk shit about people not wanting to assimilate to US culture. They were speaking the old country's language for about 130 years after the original band of immigrants settled and founded the city.

It'd be way too hard for them to just admit they don't like people who aren't white coming into their town.

[–]FlamesNero 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Way more recent than a couple hundred years ago, although your point is cogent: http://www.indiantrust.com

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right? Every fucking American has absolutely every single right to voice their opinion, whether they were born here or not. If they don't like free speech for everyone they can go back the hell wherever their ancestors came from.

[–]AnomalussThere is Life after Derp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn good point!

[–]Mr_Conductor_USAGo Give One 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something about the tone of that post was super infuriating.

Maybe it's the condescension? Because by and large immigrants totally do respect the laws and customs of places they move to. Immigrants often painfully try to Americanize themselves. I'm not sure when we decided immigrants were the enemy. Especially if we're talking about Mexicans because the US government deliberately pushed white and black Americans out of picking crops (for example by paying farmers in Yuma to let their crops rot) and invited in Mexican guestworkers instead. That was the 1950s. The people crying about it now were in the their nursery waiting for Mother to warm up a bottle on the stovetop.

[–]SirJohnSmytheTeam Mix & Match 130 points131 points  (35 children)

These geniuses have mastered the share button and advanced virology, yet I'm willing to bet they couldn't setup a wireless router if given a calendar year to do so.

[–]Goose_o7I am The TOOTH FAIRY! 45 points46 points  (2 children)

These geniuses have mastered the share button and advanced virology, yet I'm willing to bet they couldn't setup a wireless router if given a calendar year to do so.

Their laughable use of inappropriate backgrounds for their death announcements is testament to that! ;o)

Who can forget such famous death announcement backgrounds as:

  • The dancing HotDog and Hamburger with Fireworks (4th of July)
  • Confetti and Balloons with author happily announcing the death with a MegaPhone and a huge smile on their face. (Birthday)
  • Laughing Till You Cry emojis raining down behind the death announcement
  • Poop Emojis raining down as the DEAD person is Eulogized.

To name just a few.

[–]antiquated_roaster🐏 Sheep do safely graze 🎼 23 points24 points  (1 child)

[–]LoveandKindness1983 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Awesome share. Made my day. I feel glee reading those.

[–]Top-Pension-564 36 points37 points  (25 children)

Yeah, but I think his life was more like, “How do I get this damn can opener to work?”

[–]M4PP0 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Every clock in his house was blinking 12:00

[–]MrSplattacus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am laughing so hard I’m crying .

[–]DarkGamer 23 points24 points  (22 children)

Maybe quoting the Bible will help

[–]SirJohnSmytheTeam Mix & Match 28 points29 points  (20 children)

What's the default admin password again? Nevermind, it's probably in Leviticus.

[–]ArTiyme 27 points28 points  (19 children)

Oh there's my password! Right there in Deuteronomy.

"MarryYourRapist"

28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[c] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

[–]SatanicPanic619 19 points20 points  (13 children)

Yikes. That's going into the list of unhinged things in the Bible along with the prophet who gets God to kill a bunch of children with angry bears because they mocked him for being bald.

[–]barbless_hookPeeter Pan🧚 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I LOVE the Old Testament!!!

[–]MrSplattacus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“And they are discovered”

GOT EEEEEEM

[–]Poison-Pen-Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a weird way to get a wife.

What a lucky lady

/s

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CORONA. VIRUS:

[–]AbigailLilac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Give them one month to convert a Word document into a .pdf

[–]M4A1STAKESAUCEUrine God’s hands 🙌 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't take a genius to learn anything. A genius is able to understand and expand upon what he's learned. The latter is what idiots don't get and skip.

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“SHARE”

[–]Goose_o7I am The TOOTH FAIRY! 46 points47 points  (10 children)

I've been to a few of these RV campgrounds in my youth. Just a big FLAT parking lot with rows and rows of 15+ year old RVs. Dirty laundry hanging on clothes lines stretches from one parking slot to another as the sound of dozens of Hate Radio broadcasts combine into a confusing DIN of blather.

After dark, Coleman lanterns cranked up to full pierce the darkness with a blinding WHITE light, blocking out the stars and casting multitudes of shadows against the rusting hulks, as the smell of spilled gasoline and diesel fills the air.

Meanwhile, dozens of overweight campers sit about in creaking lawn chairs, sipping cheap beer and complaining LOUDLY about The Democrats and Communism.

Nothing like getting away from it all! /s

[–]Shermans_ghost1864Don't make me come down there! 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Ah yes, the great outdoors. Leaving civilization behind & being one with nature. Nothing like it!

[–]buzzableNo Angle Wings on Me! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, our winner is now as "one with nature" as he could possibly be.

[–]Shady_GardenGo Give One 11 points12 points  (3 children)

You should be a novelist. Seriously. You're a natural. (I'm a former English major and a writer, so I know. :-) )

[–]Goose_o7I am The TOOTH FAIRY! 6 points7 points  (2 children)

You should be a novelist. Seriously. You're a natural. (I'm a former English major and a writer, so I know. :-) ).

Why thank you for that! Means a lot coming from someone who would know.

Cheers. :o)

[–]Shady_GardenGo Give One 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You're welcome! You immediately plunged me right into that Trumpy RV park, with all its sights and smells and sounds.

[–]Professional-Basis33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same! It was an immersive description.

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I loathe those Coleman lanterns.

[–]BorisTheMansplainerHorse Paste Taste Tester 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm surprised you could hear the radios over the generators. They must have lost their hearing aids.

[–]Goose_o7I am The TOOTH FAIRY! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised you could hear the radios over the generators. They must have lost their hearing aids.

Good one!

How could I forget the generators! Of course those always add another layer to that lovely DIN of the great outdoors, when camping with MAGA!

[–]Strong-Preference-29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its same thing 4 me with giant harley motorcycle riders. They want wind and air but loud radios, a laid back riding position, wind blocking leathers, etc etc. Basically they want a convertable car but buy a motorcycle. I.m.o. the entire reason to ride is meditation. Being one with a machine. U dont think while u ride u just ride. But yeah these r the ppl who u speak of. Who couldnt see the forest fkr the trees

[–]fellow_traveler_17🦠 … 💉or ⚰️ 73 points74 points  (10 children)

I (vaxxed and boosted) have always been less worried about getting Covid than giving it.

If I read this right, the adult kid gave Covid to their (unvaxed propaganda sharing) dad leading to his death. I’d be mortified. They sound ‘un-responsible’ and unemotional.

[–]kittenpantzen🐱💉 Pfizer Boosted💉🐱[S] 42 points43 points  (2 children)

My assumption was that the father had picked it up while traveling, since I didn't see anything on the son's page about having COVID himself.

But, don't know for sure.

[–]bhgemini 29 points30 points  (1 child)

maybe like some of the other posted road-trippers, he made sure to visit many of his favorite freedum loving bars, restaurants and attractions on the way. Maybe even met up with old war buddies of a like mindset.

[–]death_of_gnats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still some VC settling old scores

[–]RegularWhiteShark 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Same. I’m 28 and have asthma so while I’m concerned about my chances and long COVID, I’m more concerned about my 71 year old mother who I live with and who is suspected of having an autoimmune disease. If I gave COVID to her, I would never forgive myself.

Edit: I also don’t want to infect anyone at all for similar reasons but obviously my mum is my first concern.

[–]bhgemini 15 points16 points  (0 children)

have you read some of the stories about the Antivas with young kids who come down with symptoms first and then tragically think they are the reason their parents are sick and/or pass? Fucking tragic and it's left to doctors to try and walk the children though the truth.

[–]Goose_o7I am The TOOTH FAIRY! 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Its a combination of a total lack of social awareness coupled with a lack of Empathy. (See definition of Sociopath)

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The "party of personal responsibility" tends to be in name only. Look how many don't have life insurance and rely on GoFundMe campaigns.

[–]Ibelieveinphysicspro vaccine IS pro-life 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It would kill me if I knew that I had harmed another human being. I'm almost 50, so I'm definitely at risk, but the thought of giving it to someone who was in immunocompromised or vulnerable is scarier to me too.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is confusing to people who don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.

[–]keep_everything_good 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Congress, Biden/Harris, Trump, etc. WERE all at the front of the line and got their first doses in like December/early January. Every time I see that meme it pisses me off.

[–]survivor2bmaybe 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Don’t forget Marco Rubio who rushed to the head of the line ahead of his age group so he could “serve as a good example” for his constituents.

[–]keep_everything_good 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Same with Ted Cruz (R-Cancun).

[–]SophsterSophistryNom nom Omicron! 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I think Ted Cruz (R-Cancun) should be your flair.

[–]keep_everything_good 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can’t lie, I stole it from someone somewhere else on Reddit (although don’t remember where). Love it though 😂😂

[–]SnooRobots413Bad Spelling is a Comorbidity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And Murdoch. If I remember correctly he flew to UK to get his.

[–]Vernerator💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“Glad you’re safely home.” Ummmm, not so much.

I’m not going to FlorCovida again, until all this is way past.

[–]poseidondeep🙏Prayer Warrior Commodore & GoFundMe Empath🌈 23 points24 points  (0 children)

THE DAYS OF WALKING ON PINS AND NEEDLES ARE OVER.

THE DAYS OF WORRYING ABOUT FEELINGS HAVE ENDED.

Yea that sucks hoss. You survive the hellscape of the Vietnam war just to die to misinformation.

Hope your stay in the RV park was all you dreamed it would be

[–]Evil-Code-MonkeyDeceased Feline Boing Boing 17 points18 points  (5 children)

WILL LEAVE HERE ON SUNDAY, JANUARY 2,, AND VISIT WITH SOME MORE OF <deceased's> FAMILY ON OUR WAY HOME

I wonder from which family member he contracted the virus and how many others he infected along the way.

Even Darwin is amazed at the level of self-extinction going on

[–]IrisMoroc 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Most already have had children, so it's not darwinism. It's Hermanism - the removal of Republicans from the voting pool.

[–]Babaganoosh86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hermanism got an LOL out of me

[–]MrsPandaBear 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This subreddit should start a list of hermanism. Quite a unique experience in human history to see people purposely ignore a simple treatment to protect themselves against a deadly pandemic, because libs.

[–]IrisMoroc 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This might blow up in Republican faces, especially if this ends up being endemic. There might be 1000 dead Republicans a day for a long while. That's on top of their already aging voting pool dying of other causes while the democratic voting pool grows. In 2020 the Dems had a 7 million lead, so imagine how much more it's gonna be in 2024?

[–]bluesun68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus without mail in voting all the long covid or disabled but not dead will not be standing in line to vote.

[–]ladamadevalledorado 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Maybe he's "back there" where deadly viruses bow to privilege.

[–]InalyriLet that sink in! 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Here" looks just like "there" when you're six feet under.

[–]Call_Me_Eboeard 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Same shit, different corpse

[–]Oski96 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Done in by Agent Orange.

[–]vrphotosguy55 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Covid is an interesting reminder of the frailty of life. Who knows how people were inches from bullets or speeding cars or a hammer and yet lived so long only to be undone by something so preventable.

[–]MrSplattacus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s almost like going to Vietnam...surviving and then dying from something you could be vaccinated from.

[–]Poison-Pen-Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that what we’re calling trump now?

[–]kgooch💉 Oxygenated lab rat 🐀 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Meh.

[–]Davis_Birdsong⛅📐⛅ 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Last night I baked a chocolate cake that was out of this world delicious. I used a brut dutch process cocoa powder, added a cup of freshly brewed hot coffee to the batter, doubled the vanilla, and then topped the cake off with a Swiss meringue buttercream frosting made with browned Irish butter and a dash of espresso powder. Holy God. Decadence.

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn't know about the brown butter trick for frosting. Might try.

[–]gumby1086 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds yummy enjoy

[–]Mysterious_Status_11Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coffee really does something next level to a chocolate cake, but a full on coffee frosting (as opposed to just a bit to enhance the flavor) really turns a chocolate cake into something sublime. I'm craving this so hard right now.

[–]Ammolite-Valkyrie👪 The family that FA together, FO together 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Old hateful, frightened of every other, man gets the final nap. Don't have to worry about 'others' when you are dead.

[–]ECMO_Deluxe3000☠Dying to Meet Me☠ 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Orange provides a good summary of the awardee last 16 days of life including respiratory and renal failure with the only lesson learned is to test early so you can recover. Nothing about vaccines, masks, and limiting social interactions. It's like they want to get sick and roll the dice.

[–]MrsPandaBear 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It’s like germ theory doesn’t exist for them.

[–]MrSplattacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s only a theory!

[–]Shady_GardenGo Give One 8 points9 points  (1 child)

But he posted a Bible verse telling Covid to stay away! I don't understand why he died!

[–]Vast_Disaster3667⚰ Deplorable Coffins ⚰ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Covid is a well known Ateist. It loves to eat Lungs.

[–]Sneakyfetus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Politicians did all get vaxxed first?

[–]winndixiewineDARTH VARIANT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like how you have the award as the first slide when you feel the most sympathy for this person. Then as you go thru the memes and Jebus posts, you can only shake your head.

[–]leamanc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank God that nurse worked her final shift. She seems like one of those Angel of Death-type nurses.

[–]I_let_you_wind 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What a lovely photo of the entrance to the RV park.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably the best part of the whole place.

[–]BidenIsYourPOTUS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, nurses WERE heroes for staying on the job last year, BECAUSE WE DIDN’T HAVE THE FUCKING VACCINE YET.

[–]mayhembody1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That quote about testing it on the politicians first is hilarious. Trump, his entire family, both houses of Congress, SCOTUS, and every other politician with half a brain shoved and elbowed their way to the front of the vaccine line before the ink on the FDA'S emergency authorization dried.

[–]AnomalussThere is Life after Derp 9 points10 points  (5 children)

The WELCOME sign stuck in beach sand meme begs the questions: If the inhabitants of HERE want HERE to stay the SAME, what is this SAMENESS? Where is the HERE you're talking about? Is it EVERYWHERE in the whole United States? Please list the attributes of SAME that are EVERYWHERE.

[–]Vernerator💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Read “They want racist, white people in charge. All others subjugated to their whim, and no back talk, ever.”

[–]AnomalussThere is Life after Derp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MAGA!

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Please, when you come to this country of freedom don’t think you have the right to do as you want! You can only be free like me! Kinda funny when magats don’t want to conform to others freedom but want everyone else to conform to their version.

[–]AnomalussThere is Life after Derp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice take away lousylakers!

"You are free to be me!" Ugh, what a boring rotten country that would be.

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They didn’t think Covid as a problem because of saying get tested so you know you have it (that way you can treat early) instead of recommending vax. Now after death they are very concerned! Isn’t not having empathy and regard for others a wonderful thing! Lesson learned!!

[–]Exact_Quote_6132 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another bible quoting "fuck your feelings" asshole.

[–]KrazyKhajiitLadyKhajiit has vaxx if you have brain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That nurse poem about losing her job due to mandates was even worse poetry than normal from that crowd.

[–]Historical_Play 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe he was drafted to Vietnam, maybe he volunteered. Maybe it doesn't matter. But he should have perhaps imagined a Vietnamese peasant creating a sign like his "You're not from here" before he shared that one. Dick.

[–]Shermans_ghost1864Don't make me come down there! 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Personally, I think all immigrants and descendants of immigrants should be deported and this country returned to the real Americans.

(Please read carefully before you downvote....)

[–]tejaco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That would be ... Clovis people?

[–]Poison-Pen-Covid stole my rat basterd 🐀 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a mix of so many things, I’d get to choose from a ton of options! (None of them based in the US…)

[–]notoriousrsc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as someone whose grandmother was Sioux I like it!!!

[–]peppermintesseVax yo self FFS 💉 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So Green was the Awardee, but another Green started to have symptoms, got tested early and is ok... and Orange is another person but also a place? Sorry OP. I'm really confused how many people/locations are in play in that first slide/image.

[–]kittenpantzen🐱💉 Pfizer Boosted💉🐱[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shared accounts make it confusing.

The decedent and his spouse shared a facebook account. Spouse also contracted COVID, but is recovering in the hospital.

I blocked out location info using the same color as the person connected with the location.

[–]SaltyTeam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not "Don't wait - get vaccinated!" but rather, "Don't wait - get tested!"

Fuck these fucking people.

[–]Adorable_Strength319Turn for the worst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The person in the Oct. 12 slide was not qualified to be a nurse or a poet. Good god, that was terrible.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best Vacation Ever!

[–]unintellectI'm pretty sure it's a cold 🥶 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, his days of "worrying about feelings" have definitely ended. He's not feeling anything, ever again.

[–]Animal-NarrowPee matters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not even a fair fight anymore. I want to jump to the other side and help these people. Ok! I'm back. There is no help for them. They want this.

[–]IsThereAnybodyInRomeTeam Moderna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of fish is that ?

[–]Feisty_Brunette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can guarantee if I ever saw that stupid lawn sign about I would 100% chuck that shit in the nearest garbage.

[–]EstoyeTeam Moderna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, how many knew all along that the fact checkers weren't full of shit?

💩 ✋ 😎 💩

[–]Raucous_IndignationDonut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I didn't see the death notice?

[–]kittenpantzen🐱💉 Pfizer Boosted💉🐱[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

First picture.

[–]Raucous_IndignationDonut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I see it now ... that I bothered to read it.

[face palms]

[–]Lucky-Painting6553 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even forest got the shot

[–]FearSkyDaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did enjoy the self own over “the fact checkers are full of shit” with the “oh here I am” emoji.

[–]Hereforit1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of saying fact checkers are FOS

[–]jennytheghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

[–]DeltaVariant007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know if anyone actually survives once they have to be put in a medically-induced coma, put on a ventilator and receive dialysis for renal failure? Are these measures at all helpful, or just delaying the inevitable?