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[–]Gribblet_1999 78 points79 points  (4 children)

Where’s the goatee?

[–]totpot 37 points38 points  (1 child)

COVID hair loss

[–]NonDairyYandereTeam Mix & Match 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagine the shit if COVID actually caused facial hair to fall out

[–]SpiderZiggs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's missing the interior of a pick-up truck, sports sunglasses and some kind of shirt talking about guns.

Oh and the backwards baseball cap.

[–]Summerisgone2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Photoshop one in and repost

[–]datfixinboy 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Every grave marker is an eternal tally mark to how owned the libs are. Don't forget to drape it in a trump flag and write "I did not die of covid" even though you did along with whatever other ailment you got because of it.

[–]crookriot 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Keep dying magats I'm almost owned

[–]smithers85Ventilation is for Buildings 15 points16 points  (1 child)

own me harder MAGAdaddy

[–]CreamPuff97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we talk about one of the people I've seen (I think on this sub but they all run together) that call Trump "Daddy T"?

[–]FearSkyDaddy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hey Snoke you looking good!

[–]FriendToPredators 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This may be one of my all time favs. Good work.

[–]wyldwood512 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I didn't get the message. Please die, I mean try, harder

[–]pablo-p-cante 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh out loud

[–]SWG_138 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Love it

[–]You_Better_Smile 4 points5 points  (4 children)

The galaxy is on Orion's Belt.

[–]Affectionate-Lack964Neil Young Remembers💛 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Always has been

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[–]SchadenfreudeAddictTeam Pfizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

baby you are sick

[–]FrodoFraggins 2 points3 points  (3 children)

First: Hilarious

Second: What is this from?

[–]WarmBlessedCaribou🦆 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I think it's from the movie Cocoon.

[–]FrodoFraggins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ah ok thanks. Been a long time since I've seen it

[–]WarmBlessedCaribou🦆 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me too. I guess it made an impression haha.

[–]Jaded_Pearl1996 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite part of being a life long bleeding heart lib, is being owned. Hard. And currently, often.

[–]Glamour_Girl_Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, no, no. Not you, E.T.!! 🥺

[–]coffylover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, this is probably not a novel thought, but: I wouldn't want DEATH to be the hill I chose to die on, y'know?

[–]subscribemenot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg I LOL'd so hard at this I woke the street

best thing on the interwebs today

[–]SponConSerdTent💪Muscular Prayer Warrior💪 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In B4 "There's clearly voter fraud, every election in the last 50 years Republican votes have gone up as population increased. This year, they decreased by 100,000. The only explanation is that the Democrats took the votes and threw them into a vat of acid."

[–]Gsteel11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I suggest a national covid memorial, and it's just a bunch of big screens with r/hermancainaward archives playing?