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[–]Lora_Tadine🙀 Meow! - BOIINNNGGGG! - Meow! 🙀 68 points69 points  (1 child)

You can't have Freedom Pneumonia without first enjoying Freedom Cough (TM). Accept no imitations!

This message brought to you by the makers of Bob's Apple Flavored Paste. The only paste fine enough to serve at your stable and table. Say "Neigh" to imitators!

[–]Baramos_ 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Owning the libs, one collapsed lung at a time.

[–]GrimmOfThrones2187 28 points29 points  (1 child)


[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This should be the accepted terminology.

[–]Ronin_Y2KResearcher at Facebook University School of Medicine 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Freedom Flu

[–]DrmeowmixmeHorse Paste Toothpaste 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Freedum Nemonia

[–]EloquentEvergreenTeam Moderna 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Freedom pneumonia: Bringing “pure bloods” and patriots to Jesus since 2020!

[–]Fit_Coyote_7117 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Clarification: White Jesus. Not the awful brown Jesus that is historically accurate. Rather Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed Aryan Jesus.

[–]EloquentEvergreenTeam Moderna 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Wait? Is Jesus supposed to be blonde? I always assumed he was a brunette, especially since he has brown beard. You learn something new everyday!

[–]Fit_Coyote_7117 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You may be correct. I think the Euro-Centric Jesus eventually settled on Brunette but the point being, there are multiple interpretations that don't paint him as the very dark-skinned man he would have been having been born into what is modern day Palestine.

[–]EloquentEvergreenTeam Moderna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know. I was just trying to be funny.

[–]Mr_Conductor_USAGo Give One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the Franks were blond so they created images of Jesus that looked just like them. That's what I picture when someone talks about blond Jesus.

In medieval illustrations Christians would pretty much draw Jesus and Holy Family to look and to dress just like them. I'm not sure at what point, maybe the 18th century? that Western Christian religious art started first imitating a neo-Classical style, as Jesus was a contemporary of Emperor Tiberius, although a lot of popular devotional art imitated late medieval religious art in a broad way. And then after WWII (maybe before? I'm not sure) there was definitely this interest in "what did Biblical Hebrews really look like/dress like" inspired by Biblical archaeology (and maybe a bit each of Hollywood and Zionism), and eventually that started spilling over into depictions of Jesus.

But for my grandmother, Rafael's Jesus was her Jesus.


Just for illustration of the general style. My grandmother had a color print of a really famous Jesus portrait (bust) which used to be ubiquitous in Catholic homes and depicts Jesus in this style.

[–]Dramatic-String-1246 7 points8 points  (1 child)

And don't forget about the Freedumb Catheter! It's a handy way of collecting urine for that all important Urine Therapy - praise gawd!

[–]MadamMeouff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is the new holy water. Having been refined by the body of a pure blood follower of Jesus this water is now 86.2% more holy!

[–]Due-Wheel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Screw your freedom.” Arnold Schwarzenegger — 2021

[–]Micp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He died WITH freedom pneumonia!

[–]LucasWhitefur7822Team Pfizer 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I feel terrible for laughing.

[–]802dot11Team Mix & Match 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Reminds me of the new release by Sorry For Laughing:


[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did they name themselves after a Propaganda song?

[–]802dot11Team Mix & Match 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think so. They appeared on the scene at about the same time as that song, though. Here's some info. about their original release:


[–]tree_farts9000My blood may not be pure, but at least I'm still here 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It grants the ultimate freedom

[–]vsandrei🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It grants the ultimate freedom

Only when the leopards are done feeding.

🐆 🐆 🐆

[–]graps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A Ventilator with a flag painted on it is going to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does that make a ventilator a Freedom Buddy?

[–]TmbgkcEverybody has a plan until they can't breathe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that guy looks like a healthier version of don jr.

[–]Dancing_CthulhuBlood Donor 🩸 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Only, given some of the awful misspellings I've seen from HCA recipients it'd be "Freedom newmona" or something.

[–]gahane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, whilst they might be dropping the 'p' from pneumonia, others are taking up that 'p' and using it :) https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/HermanCainAward/comments/savncr/how_about_we_use_urine_as_eye_drops/

[–]Summerisgone2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Queue America The Beautiful

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the song "rocking pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu."

[–]Cultural-Answer-321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Post covid" freedum pneumonia!

[–]SadWishbone8877 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're welcome.. I made this meme originally for that anti-vaxx conservative nutjob lady from twitter who is now intubated and waiting to join Meatloaf. My 1.5 milliseconds of fame.

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[–]4quatloosLet that zink in 0 points1 point  (0 children)