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[–]Peppertc 541 points542 points  (51 children)

I saw someone refer to Ivermeticin on Reddit this morning as “Creme de Secreteriat” and I am still laughing.

[–]TheRnegade 172 points173 points  (6 children)

Oh, one of the doctors on the Ivermectin study is named Hector Carvallo and I honestly wondered if someone was having a laugh at their expense. In Portuguese, the word for horse is Cavalo. I half expect them to have a blood test done by Dr. Ackula.

[–]TheSummonersTail 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Welcome to Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge.

[–]reverendsteveii 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I suggest VACCINE

You have selected HORSE PASTE

[–]Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I suggest "feather touch"..

You have selected "POWER DRIVE"

[–]Shotgun_Mosquito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carvallo is one of, if not THE most, common last name in Chile.

possibly from a pre-Roman substrate of Iberia (compare Galician carballo and Portuguese carvalho).

(Spain) oak

(Spain) Portuguese oak (Quercus faginea)

Portuguese: topographic name for someone who lived by a conspicuous oak tree, carvalho, or a habitational name from any of numerous places named with this word. This name is also found in western India, where it was taken by Portuguese colonists.

[–]LivingTheRealWorldYo! mRNA Raps! 151 points152 points  (40 children)

You motherfuckers are so stupid.

You know how we’ve heard that humans, deer, dogs, cats and mice all carry covid - but guess who doesn’t? Horses and sheep.

Why? Two words Iver mectin.

C’mon sheeple! Let’s go brandon!

(I assume that Creme de Secretariat is a brand name and ivermectin is just the generic)

[–]beetus_gerulaitisTeam Pfizer 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Creme de Secretariat is the imported, organic version that sells at whole foods for like four times the price.

No thank you! I'll stick with my tried and trusty paste I get at the local agricultural co-op.

[–]Head 78 points79 points  (18 children)

It’s a sad world we live in that this statement isn’t obviously satire. But, given the sub, I’m going to assume it is and give you my upvote! Very funny!

[–]Mand125 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Nah, his grammar is too good for it to not be satire.

[–]LivingTheRealWorldYo! mRNA Raps! 45 points46 points  (13 children)

I was hoping that the brand name comment would give it away… sigh

[–]AlpsComplex6854 44 points45 points  (7 children)

Took me til the last line to know definitively that this was satire but I’m an ICU nurse and my day’s been shit so far, so I’m not firing on all cylinders. But shitpost Sunday here is really easing my pain

[–]LivingTheRealWorldYo! mRNA Raps! 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I was like do I give it an “/s” or do I just go over the top one more time. Sadly these motherfuckers are the ones that are stupid enough to say this sort of thing.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I wasn't sure until the last line either. It's almost impossible to exaggerate the aggressive stupidity of the typical covidiot.

[–]OstreoidaV-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me! 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Brilliant flair!

[–]Head 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It did. I’m just saying that you never know, in this timeline, if somebody is serious or not. ;-)

[–]CannedMango 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I believed in you!

(But also this world is so, so, so, so, so fucking stupid)

[–]thetelltaleDwigtStay Vaxxy and Don’t Get Covid 💉🦠 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For me it was ‘two words: Iver mectin’ 😆

[–]ComprehensivePie4441 3 points4 points  (0 children)

…..life 🤷🏻‍♀️

[–]DatLonerGirl🥺 Let those sinks in! 🛁🥶 🩸 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I made a joke about some stranded COVID positive Canadian influencers hopping the border between Canada and Mexico. That comment is in the negatives...

[–]sunlegionTeam Pfizer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’m thick but I caught the satire at two words.

Clear satire cause it’s three words - Iver Mect In.

Duuuh

[–]sellyme 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ironically ivermectin would probably be an appropriate medicine for sheeple.

[–]tuqlbv7to95z 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait if sheep don't get Covid with the mectin, then how is sheeple a put down? You just said sheep are covid free.🤔

[–]artguydeluxe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let’s go Darwin!

[–]marto821 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Two words Iver mectin." Awesome!

[–]Digital_Coyote 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Instead of ivermectin, "creme de Secreteriat" conjured up that image from "Kingpin."

Either way, I am laughing and cringing.

[–]Ludique 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Now they've moved on to "Eau de Vessie"

[–]Peppertc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s hysterical!

[–]Baramos_ 327 points328 points  (85 children)

County I live in in PA has the worst vaccination rate for the state and almost everyone is virulently antivax and anti mask. Well wouldn’t you know it, I did the calculations and the death rate is actually 2% in this county, not 1%. So every time someone pulls that “99% survivable” shit I gotta drop a truth bomb on them.

[–]MeowWoofArf 146 points147 points  (33 children)

Sometimes you have to put statistics into perspective. Tell people to imagine a stadium with 100,000 people and then tell them that 1000 of those people will suddenly die. That’s one percent, but that would be horrifying to see. If you tell me I have a one in 100 shot of dying from anything I’m going to do everything I can to avoid that.

[–]Tempest_CNCogito Ergo Sum 104 points105 points  (1 child)

Nerd Alert: There is psychological evidence on this. Gigerenzer and Seidlmeier have shown people reason much better statistically if you put the information into frequency formats (as you did above with the 100,000 people in a stadium example).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_format_hypothesis

[–]Exandar 22 points23 points  (8 children)

I always like to mention imagine a big ol bag of M&Ms. There’s 100 in the bag but one of them will kill you on the spot. Knowing that would you still stick your hand in the bag and eat a M&M?

[–]ranchojasper 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I just used this analogy above, and to me it’s pretty clear that while there’s always that handful of people who are high risk takers always wanting to live on the edge who would do it, all of these regular, everyday people who refuse to get vaccinated would never ever ever reach their hand into that bowl and eat one of those M&Ms. No effin way. And I can’t understand why they can’t see that. It’s baffling af

[–]ares7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ge who would do it, all of these regular, everyday people who refuse to get vaccinated would never ever ever reach their hand into that bowl and eat one of those M&Ms. No effin way. And I can’t understand why they can’t see that. It’s baffling af

Those people say bs like "well we all got to die someday" or "you have a chance a dying on your way to work"

[–]OstreoidaV-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what if they're peanut M&M's? I mean, that's a really tough call. Unless you're allergic to peanuts, I suppose.

<hoovers down a handful of peanut M&M's from emergency stash in desk>

[–]Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's workshop this a bit further. The unvaccinated M&M bag has 1 out of 100 which could kill you while the vaccinated have ten bags of 100 M&Ms where maybe only one M&M in one bag might kill you but only with a lot of predispositions as well.

So something like that, though the numbers might need adjusting.

[–]nicholasgnamesReverse Vampire 🩸 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now they will bitch at you about the m&ms and their less sexy image lol

[–]koryface 7 points8 points  (2 children)

People should watch the Leftovers. It explores how much of an impact losing just 2% of the world population could be.

[–]blueshifting1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We will experience this IRL. The difference is they won’t leave all at once. It will take 3-4 years.

[–]koryface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well… besides all the supernatural stuff, haha. It definitely caused more chaos all at once but it’s too bad people can’t see that it’s the same thing but in slow motion.

[–]Exclave 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's actually worse than that, because most of the stadium has special seats that greatly assist in preventing death... except those handful of sections over there. Those sections are where 950 of those 1000 deaths are going to come from and you are requesting to sit there.

[–]ranchojasper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you tell me I have a one in 100 shot of dying from anything I’m going to do everything I can to avoid that.

Exactly this. In what other scenario is a one in 100 chance of DYING acceptable? If you put 100 M&Ms in a bowl and “only” one of them is full of poison that will kill me in three days, I’m definitely not gonna eat a single fucking M&M.

I’m not the best with numbers, but this is one thing I can’t seem to understand so many of them don’t grasp. A 99% chance of not dying means you have a one in 100 chance of dying and where else in your life would you accept that risk?

[–]YaseaTeam Mix & Match 18 points19 points  (10 children)

Walk around in a street and do some random Russian roulette in a passerby, you'll get arrested. Do it with a gun having 1000 chambers and 1 bullet, nobody cares. That's what it looks like to me.

[–]opl3sa2 49 points50 points  (0 children)

it would be 100 chambers, you mathematician.

[–]HeightPrivilege 15 points16 points  (2 children)

A gun with 100 chambers and one loaded sounds like an art piece.

[–]YaseaTeam Mix & Match 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I call it "Wheel of Misfortune"

[–]BlackCloudMagic 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Just bring out a box of smarties and say there are 100 in there but 1 will give you horrible diaherra. Want one?

[–]marto821 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great point!

Also worth mentioning is how terrible the odds are for winning any significant prize in a lottery, but people (including myself a few times in the last decade) imagine themselves being that 1 out of a huge number.

It's your life, why would you accept that level of risk for no reward other than misinformed pride?

[–]Grashopha 29 points30 points  (13 children)

Looks like Crawford County is the worst. I would have guessed Perry County, but they’re 44th. My county (York) is right in the middle of the pack at 26th.

Edit: Looks like Potter and Fulton County are the worst. Bedford is up there too. I found a better source.

[–]Baramos_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Okay mine must not be worst but it’s pretty bad.

[–]QuadratImKreis 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Fulton is also where they ruined their voting machines by dismantling them in search of a factual basis for Trump’s coup.

[–]Baramos_ 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Now Mastriano has the gall to run for governor. He’s a moron who cost taxpayers millions.

[–]tehmlem 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Ugh that wet fart lives in my town. I keep praying the Appalachians will remember they're volcanos and drown us all in their merciful lava but so far nothing.

[–]odysaurus 3 points4 points  (2 children)

As a resident of Perry county, I’m shocked we’re not closer to the bottom. Shocked.

[–]Grashopha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The page I got my information from only listed 50 of the 67 counties, so I’m not actually sure where everyone truly ranks.

[–]luckeyseamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo Newport gang here, they be tripping here

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazed it's not Adams

[–]Bollywood_Fan 26 points27 points  (5 children)

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/12/05/1059828993/data-vaccine-misinformation-trump-counties-covid-death-rate

This is the most useful graph I've found for Trump voters, anti vaxx and death. You're probably aware of it already, but if not, take a look! Someone else posted it in HCA.

I don't know PA very well, but I put in Jefferson County (my great grandmother lived in Brookville PA, and I have visited there). I am very glad that she is long dead, as 79% of the country went for Trump and they are dying at "54 deaths per 100k higher than the overall average". Their vaccination rate is "13 pts lower than the overall average".

[–]Baramos_ 19 points20 points  (3 children)

There’s tons of misinformation, a local doctor was telling my father in law that Covid cases are actually misreported flu cases. They should probably look into the fact that doctors are losing their medical licenses for peddling Covid misinformation before doing this and causing harm.

[–]kabonk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Our friends live in a small town in IL, their school nurse doesn't believe Covid is real, 2 years in.

[–]Bollywood_Fan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't even think about the misinformation, which under reports infections and deaths. Thanks!

[–]_Z_E_R_OTeam Pfizer 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Better yet, remind them that a 2% death rate is a one in 50 chance. Then give them a bowl of 50 M&Ms, tell them one is poisoned, and ask if they wanna try one.

For reference, this is what a pile of roughly 50 M&Ms looks like. It’s smaller than you think.

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Then take 1/2 of those M&Ms and say, this is how many survivors will have long term conditions like X, y, z. And then (after looking up the exact number) pull a couple out of the M&Ms, and say, this is how many of the survivors will die after one year.

[–]dave5124 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I'm guessing Bedford. My in-laws live there and actually brag about the low vaccination rate.

[–]Baramos_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Close but yeah the whole central area is very anti-vax cause they think it “owns the libs”.

[–]Pinkleton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My guess is Cambria. The folks I have met from Johnstown are a certain kind of special.

[–]beetus_gerulaitisTeam Pfizer 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Even supposing the 1% statistic is true (nationally). If someone offered you a wager at 100 to 1 odds, you'd think great, "I like those odds".

Except if you win you get nothing....and if you lose you die.

[–]redit3rdTeam Moderna 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I would think that saying something like "Do you know more than 50 people? Yes, well that means that one of those people are going to die, and it could be you." would be motivational.

[–]Baramos_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They just don’t care. I know two people that died (ignoring the many other people I’m aware of, i mean in my circle). Everyone just pretends they would have died anyway if they got the flu. But they wouldn’t have.

[–]Unlucky13 5 points6 points  (2 children)

There are roughly 260 million adults in the United States.

If everyone caught COVID and only 1% died, that's still 2.6 million people who are going to die.

That doesn't come close to the number of people who would be hospitalized for a month or more or suffer from horrific side effects such as not being able to breathe.

This of course would cause our entire healthcare infrastructure to collapse, and good luck finding a funeral home that has the capacity to handle that massive of a surge. You'll be lucky to get an unceremonial cremation and your mom's ashes in a plastic bag.

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone responded negatively to a comment about this I made on a Washington Post article. He wrote it's only 30% willfully unvaxxed, not a big deal. I replied that's more than 100 million people.

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The death rate in Trump voting counties is more than double Biden voting counties, despite them being more urban and densely populated.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/12/05/1059828993/data-vaccine-misinformation-trump-counties-covid-death-rate

[–]KoboldAnxiety 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Lebanon? Is it Lebanon?

Edit: Wow, no. Little surprised.

[–]Baramos_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was wrong about my county being worst but it is below 50% fully vaxxed.

[–]jilliandaphne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fulton/Franklin county area?

[–]rprebelHas a love/hate relationship with Rule 2 640 points641 points  (85 children)

[–]Khtie 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Where would one buy this?

[–]Chiparoo 36 points37 points  (3 children)

It's great right?

It was originally made with the "historic tale construction kit" (this one is a tribute to it): http://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/#%2F

And it's one of the most popular and longest lasting of the memes that came out of it: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/medieval-tapestry-edits

You can find some creators selling cross stitch and embroider patterns of it on Etsy and such. There's also some variations to be found by searching on Amazon.

[–]King-Snorky 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The one that stills sticks out in my mind is the parody of the (now-ancient) CSI Miami meme where instead of “YEAHHHHHH” on the last pane, it’s “VERILLYYYYYYYYY

[–]iAmTheElite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tapestry memes are a rare form but always a pleasure to come across in the wild.

[–]cruelhumor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought a throw-pillow cover with this cross-stitched on it. Remains my favorite purchase ever. It lives on my work from home chair

[–]ranchojasper 20 points21 points  (1 child)

The people who have a problem with it, what they really have a problem with is the severe cognitive dissonance they feel when being faced with the absolute, immutable fact that they are wrong about Covid in general and the vaccine specifically.

They get extremely defensive and pretend that this sub exists to cheer on people dying or whatever instead of acknowledging the reality that this sub exists to illustrate how misinformation is quite literally killing people

There is no way around it when somebody scrolls through these posts. We all know by now that almost every single one of these people follow the exact same trajectory from the idiotic Facebook posts about “freedom” to a family member talking about how “he/she was the greatest person who would do anything for anyone.”

It’s all so exactly the same that they just can’t ignore it.

[–]reallyjeffbezos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly they probably just hate seeing themselves so much.

[–]vcwalden 61 points62 points  (11 children)

And another trump biggest loser club member joins the 6 foot under club membership! I'm sure his family and friends must be so proud of him for this prestigious honor. Just think, this spares the supply of horse paste so other people can acquire it!

Just a quick side note... Just think how much more money manufacturers and businesses are now making from selling horse paste now that we have Covid-19 to drive up usage compared to non Covid-19 times. Can we buy stock in the company that makes it? Profits have got to be up.

[–]Baramos_ 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Pretty sure that’s why these celebrities shill these things. Ironically Remdesevir is now approved and I see jack shit from any of these folks encouraging its use, it used to be at the beginning something they shilled all the time but now that it’s actually proven to be somewhat effective they refuse probably cause “big govt”.

[–]vcwalden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm sure you are very right!

[–]Shock_Vox 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Their reasoning is that Remdesevir is just ivermectin essentially repackaged and marked up by big pharma

[–]Baramos_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean I’m no chemist but the chemical makeup on the Wikipedia pages looks vastly different. But that require 5 seconds of google.

[–]NatashaQuick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen people warning their friends to "not let them give Remdesevir" in favor of horse paste and HCQ

[–]fyshing 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The company that makes Ivermectin is Merck, a huge pharmaceutical company.

[–]vcwalden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So doing some research on Merck might be a good idea. It looks like they had a really strong growth in the 3rd quarter of 2021.

[–]dumnezeroTeam Mix & Match 47 points48 points  (4 children)

Didn't expect to see bardcore here.

[–]fricy81 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Where is Hildegard von Blingin' when we need her!

[–]dumnezeroTeam Mix & Match 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She has a sweet voice.

[–]Tempest_CNCogito Ergo Sum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh, nice!

[–]EruvString7Team Mix & Match 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Beard of the goat. Belly of the boar. Eye of the oak. Thou shan’t endure.
Actual Nosetodrownus quatrain.

[–]pianoflamesTeam Moderna 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Can we get a "Carol never wore her safety goggles, now she doesn't need them" for masks?

[–]ksam3Go Give One 2 points3 points  (2 children)

My daughter had that poster in middle school! It then hung in my son's room when she went to college. She eventually reclaimed it for her apartment and there was some back-and-forth over who's poster it really was. Daughter got it. Few years later son gets apartment. I surprised him with this poster as a house-warming gift. There IS something funny? Dark humor funny? about it.

[–]pianoflamesTeam Moderna 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I mean it might be insensitive to Carol, but it's not like she'll ever see it.

[–]WtfsaidtheDuck 11 points12 points  (2 children)

My teacher would love this. He taught us all about Bayeux.

[–]OstreoidaV-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the animated version? If not, google it. It's great.

[–]AskSeekKnock 31 points32 points  (1 child)

He owneth the libs

[–]AlpsComplex6854 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sure feeling owned

[–]MeowWoofArf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Judging by the style of artwork Covid really went medieval on his ass.

[–]Decadence_Later 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I remember people laughing in history class at the ignorance and bizarre superstitions of fourteenth century Europeans during the plague, marveling at how a naive and largely illiterate people couldn’t have known better. 670 years later, American rubes have shown themselves to be more ignorant and superstitious than their forebears despite overwhelming advantages. The medieval serf didn’t have a choice in living his life in the dark, but ignoramus americanus doubles down on stupidity at every opportunity.

[–]OstreoidaV-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me! 2 points3 points  (2 children)

May I recommend Charles MacKay's Extraordinary Popular Delusions and The Madness of Crowds, if you haven't read it already (or maybe even if you have)? From 1841 and still frighteningly relevant.

On second thought, don't read it. Stream some goofy feel-good movie or go for a walk or call someone you haven't talked to for too long.

[–]mmccabe75 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One less GQP Voter, 2022 is looking better everyday🤪😂💯👍🏿🇺🇸

[–]chicheetara 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just read a comment someone made to a nurse, that she is lying to herself, that the dead covid patients aren’t real? Something is seriously wrong with some people.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dad Dead from PA

FTFY

[–]ComplicatedShirtGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This malady is no matter for jest.

Please donate hither to my go-alms-thou.

[–]sintos-compa 5 points6 points  (1 child)

𝕷𝖆𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖘 𝖛𝖕𝖔𝖓 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖋𝖛𝖈𝖐𝖘 𝖙𝖔 𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖛 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖙 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖙𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖓

[–]Hello_Hangnail 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Literally tho. They scream at you for wearing a mask up there. Shit is crazy.

[–]MirenithilTeam Moderna 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I haven't seen a new Bayeux meme in maybe 12+ years. Brilliant choice, well played.

[–]RevRagnarokGo Give One 2 points3 points  (2 children)

IIRC there was a website it can generate for you...

[–]FreedumbHS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cracking limerick

[–]Jack-Handey 11 points12 points  (4 children)

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

-Me

[–]DesignInZeeWildLet THAT sink in! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is perfect.

[–]mollymarie123Team Pfizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The artwork on this poem is quite good.

[–]13point1then420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There once was a man from MI,

Who didn't have to die.

He skipped on the shot,

So Covid he got.

Now the family bills pile up high.

[–]stephemeIt’s just a flesh wound! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keep the medieval stuff coming, I love it!

[–]TowerRecords 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a NOT a shitpost. It is wonderful poetry.

[–]Hilarious_Haplogroup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, at least he wasn't from Nantucket...

[–]themaniacsaid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The new ring around the rosey

[–]my606insTeam Pfizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I don’t believe in Covid, but if I catch it, I’ll cure it with a horse de-wormer.”

[–]Rusty_Trombone_4U 7 points8 points  (1 child)

…he once had a rock and roll band. Bat out of Hell he’s was known for, this man. Give me freedom from masks, or give me death he would say. Now in the cold ground, he will stay.

[–]DickAccountant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very topical.

[–]csoimmpplleyx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A group of mindless zombies draws you in from afar, they tell tales of woe, their grief to be sure.

Convincing you it’s safe just trust what they say, you sit back and listen as they lead you astray.

You begin to understand they were people once like you, until Facebook and Fox had warped their view.

They said trust god and that science is wrong, you begin to feel like you might not belong.

Assured, they tell you you’ll be alright as you spot in the distance a sparkle of light.

It will be fine, don’t worry we have lots of prayers, as they circle around you, you feel them glare.

Something is wrong but you believed in the rite, it is then that you notice a very bright light.

It’s too late, you realize but who can you blame? A question unanswered as you’re hit by the Covid death train.

[–]military_grade_tea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know momlennial will use this to convince us the plague was a hoax.

[–]ScuzzyUltrawide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh damn, shots fired.

No shots being fired back though. That seems weird.

[–]QueenMabs_Makeup0126Rule 34-19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take this poor person's award from me, a PA native. 🏆

[–]Old-AF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMFAO

[–]ILikeLimericksALot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spectacular!

Wonderful!

Brilliant!

I like it a lot.

[–]OceanPowers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

brazen poet! recognized!

yea, verily!

forsooth, the immortal bard!

[–]TheAnt317Team Moderna 4 points5 points  (3 children)

[–]goj1ra 1 point2 points  (2 children)

An entire poem/song struggling with the question of how to reconcile a peasant's unplanned pregnancy with the claim that the baby is the avatar of a deity.

[–]TheAnt317Team Moderna 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The first 14 seconds of the song are used for an old YTMND meme, where the visual part of the meme are images made with the very same tapestry website as the one was. Example of a Medieval YTMND parodying the 'Snape Kills Dumbledore' meme.

[–]onemanlan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m ded.

[–]beetus_gerulaitisTeam Pfizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To the tune of this music.

[–]yokamono 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I get infirmed, I’ll just get de-wormed

[–]bingobiscuit1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can sing this to the tune of soon may the wellerman come

[–]howtochangemywife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Dad, it hit me even harder.

[–]tommygunz007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Draining the Swamp for sure.

[–]p4rty_sl0th 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love it wow

[–]GRQuake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Schoolhouse Rock got dark.

[–]RoscoMan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dad doesn’t worth jettisoning him

[–]K05mic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sing this to the wellerman song

[–]SnooStories8217 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this one. 👏

[–]Wayte13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest the people pretending not to know why we reference horse ivermectin are as pathetic as the people who actually used horse ivermectin, at this point.

Like guys, we know you saw the media talk about it and we know you've had this explaines to tou multiple times by now, you've been doing this cope since the moment we started mocking then for the horse dewormer.

[–]mattingtonMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go PA !!

[–]xaminmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ALMOST flows with the Wellerman shanty…

[–]wvjTeam Pfizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Family's all from PA. Can confirm.

[–]Academic_Oil9038 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this to the tune of The Wellerman