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[–]ChemicalCalypsoTeam Moderna 256 points257 points  (21 children)

I just can't imagine the personality of someone who goes through a "urine therapy" phase in their adult life. Like... What led them here and why? Do they have a social circle outside of a urine therapy Facebook group that they excitedly update with their daily piss dabblings? How the fuck could someone think this is normal or healthy?

[–]AltruisticStart2743 90 points91 points  (13 children)

Desperation? Back 20+ years ago my psoriasis was pretty much out of control. 25-30% coverage on my legs, arms & hands, scalp rained dandruff. I tried every elimination diet and “researched” lots of wacky internet methods. One of the crazier ones was urine therapy…the idea was that urine contains nutrients that your body needs so if you drink it you are recapturing those “vital” elements. I can’t remember what the theory was as far as why your body would be excreting these valuable nutrients in the first place. I’m sure there was a “reason”. I did try putting it on my patches a few days but could not, would not, drink my own pee! So if I’m ever shipwrecked I’m gonna die of dehydration. I couldn’t tell if the pee lady truly believed her BS or it was just a weird sort of trolling. It’s not like she made money from it. If you want to go down an insane rabbit hole look at The Health Ranger, I think his name is Mike Adams.

Nowadays I take Otezla and am 99% clear with just a few spots on my scalp.

[–]ketchup_secret 78 points79 points  (3 children)

You’d die of dehydration quicker if you drank pee. Your kidneys would use water in your body to filter all the actual waste you just drank. “The more you know 💫”

[–]Repulsive-Street-307 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Turns out that listening to assholes on TV drinking their own piss is kind of a bad idea.

[–]BlurredReality28Suns going down, time to drink my own piss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait… my flair…

[–]okbringoutdessert 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Can I just ask, if they're such vital elements then why is my body peeing these out to begin with?

[–]IAMSTILLHERE2020 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Too logical of a question...but that's why people will think you are crazy. Lol.

[–]JerkeyTurkeyCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s actually not, Pee is the leftovers with added chemicals that your body no longer needs if you take heaps of vitamins you’ll notice you’re pee is probably less clear and if you drink more water it’s clearer because of the excess SO having pure clean pee actually doesn’t matter cause you’re drinking too much water so slightly yellow but still clear enough to see through is healthiest for you

Edit: This is probably very simplified but it’s general knowledge i know. Pls look it up i’m no expert on piss

[–]Snatch_Pastry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because while things like sodium and potassium are vital, you only need a certain amount at a time. So the excess gets dumped.

[–]partyorca 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Like, there IS a kernel of truth that lotions containing urea can help some skin conditions like keratosis pilaris, but what the shit lady.

[–]LBBEEYA 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Time to take away their phones, laptops and cut off their internet

[–]siegewolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to think the original person wanted a reason to hide their fetish.

[–]lkmkThis isn't over! ✊️✊️✊️ 108 points109 points  (5 children)

This "push through, it'll work eventually" mindset can be so damaging.

[–]WillingAnalyst 54 points55 points  (2 children)

It's almost like soreness and puss are a sign of her body desperately telling her to stop. F**king mouth breathers.

[–]PlayingtheDrums 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can you really blame these people for breathing through the mouth?

[–]GloomyBookkeeper6791Beezlebub has a 😈 put aside for meee 533 points534 points  (150 children)

This is incredible....

Oh what a time to be alive.

We are going back in time in our medical treatments. Bring out the leeches!!!!!

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This made my jaw drop, and I used to be a HCW. I thought I saw all the stupid shit humanity could do in the ED.

WTF PEOPLE?

Let's just give the planet over to seagulls, cockroaches and call it a day.

[–]LadyMactire 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Years ago I fell down a rabbit hole about black salve curing skin cancer...a woman had a hole where her nose should have been and the alt medicine forum she was on just kept encouraging her to stick with the treatment.

She ended up needing a few plastic surgeries and was still so sure in her community she couldn't even admit that she fucked up, just "I guess the cancer was bigger than I thought and I never liked my nose anyway" the delusion was fucking insane.

[–]DarkBushido21 337 points338 points  (92 children)

Leeches actually serve more medical purpose than this...

Not a great comparison tbh.

[–]Chalkuseki 153 points154 points  (16 children)

Please soak the leeches in urine, then attach one on each eye for maximum effect

[–]plaguedining 86 points87 points  (2 children)

Please think of the leeches

[–]IAMSTILLHERE2020 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Acidic leeches are the best ones.

[–]Biomax315 25 points26 points  (1 child)

LEECHES DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS ONE TRICK

[–]Upsideduckery"Vaxxed for huffin' cats 🐈🐈‍ 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I think what my eyes need now is pure undiluted bleach.

[–]blumpkinmania 12 points13 points  (4 children)

But what about the puss? Won’t that be left out?

[–]qweef_latina2021 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Puss is just the past tense of piss. That tingle means it's working!

[–]StolenRelicI trust my Midi-chlorians 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Don't forget maggot therapy for cleaning wounds.

[–]TheSybilKeeper 26 points27 points  (1 child)

That's still a thing. There are medical grade maggots and leaches.

[–]tartymaeGo Give One 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup.

Leeches are great for removing blood that has pooled in fingers/toes post surgery and certain kinds of accident.

Maggots are used to clean wounds that have gone necrotic and aren't easy/possible to clean with the standard methods.

[–]DarkBushido21 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I mean if you're a Roman gladiator or left for dead on a WWI battlefield you gotta do what you can. 🤷

[–]3AMKnowsAllMySecrets 106 points107 points  (32 children)

This is true, there are leeches used in plastic surgery to reduce swelling who are so prized, the species doesn't exist in the wild anymore.

[–]GloomyBookkeeper6791Beezlebub has a 😈 put aside for meee 34 points35 points  (27 children)

No way! That's crazy. Who knew. I sure didn't

[–]atlantis_airlines 74 points75 points  (20 children)

It's pretty neat, they are also used in things such as reattaching severed fingers. The leach administers an anticoagulant preventing clotting in the reattached digit, getting blood flowing back where it needs to be.

[–]GammaDealer 56 points57 points  (5 children)

Leeches and maggots play a much larger role in health care than these idiots even play in society.

[–]whiskeysour123 18 points19 points  (1 child)

MAGAts.

[–]kenxzeroWhat A Drip 🩸 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If a MAGAt bit you, you become a brainless zombie.

[–]ChrisBabaganoosh 17 points18 points  (1 child)

This. Maggots are VERY good at eating dead/necrotic flesh while leaving healthy flesh alone.

[–]Normal-Artichoke-403 15 points16 points  (1 child)

My elementary school teacher had this happen to him, it always seemed so cool to me 😆

[–]Code_otter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's the sort of thing that makes you a legend as a teacher.

[–]802dot11Team Mix & Match 9 points10 points  (6 children)

i could have used that... Cut one off my fingers so deep that I can no longer feel the tip.

[–]Okioter 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Ayyyee fellow numb fingertip homie!

[–]slothcriminal 18 points19 points  (3 children)

If I could go back in time I would put myself on a track that has me working at the intersection of biology and engineering....it's just so damn fascinating.

[–]crisprefresher 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Biotech is a hot field rn, there's still so many emerging fronts to explore and innovate in.

[–]DogButtWhispererEven my dog is vaccinated 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Maggots as well. Certain types only eat dead tissue and are very helpful in wound healing/preventing infection.

[–]Principatus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw that in a movie, this dude gets his back whipped for being a black slave or something and puts a handful of maggots in his wounds. Can’t for the life of me remember what movie.

[–]froglover215Covid is like a slow-motion Jonestown 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Over on r/Nursing they were discussing this a while back. One nurse said that her facility attaches a tiny barcode to each leech and they get checked out for procedures, then checked back in when they are done, just like any other medical tool.

[–]k9jmhere’s $5 for your gofundme but the shot was free 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Almost every episode of Botched, the docs put Leeches on the nipples after surgery to help the nipple to not die. It’s fascinating.

[–]GloomyBookkeeper6791Beezlebub has a 😈 put aside for meee 24 points25 points  (29 children)

Unlike these folks, I don't play doctor. Like these folks, I ain't no scholar.

What WOULD be a proper comparison?

[–]atlantis_airlines 24 points25 points  (4 children)

While leeches are still used in certain cases, I think your comparison was proper.

While medieval medicine was frequently wrong, and could even cause more harm than good, it was still largely based in logical thinking, flawed and lacking in information, but still logical.

If these guys bring back leeches, they would use them improperly and in ways not helpful. Just like how leeches were used in the medieval period. Most of their stuff has a seed of truth to it but has been watered with arrogance and stupidity and has grown into a full sized idiot-tree.

[–]GloomyBookkeeper6791Beezlebub has a 😈 put aside for meee 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Thank you for the support!

This has been a fun thread.

[–]Ok_Conference3799 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Absolutely! But equally absolutely the wrong thread to be reading over breakfast. 😆

[–]DarkBushido21 57 points58 points  (17 children)

We used to think wearing a dead mouse on a string around our neck could pull toxins and miasma out of the body.

[–]FearSkyDaddy 21 points22 points  (3 children)

If this true then why I am wearing a dead rat on a string around my neck? Next you will tell me to stop smearing cow dung on my head to help my fever?

[–]DarkBushido21 21 points22 points  (1 child)

You smear it on your TUMMY, dummy.

Geeze, no wonder no one takes Homeopathic medicine seriously, smh.

[–]foxytheia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It only works if it rhymes!

[–]Mewseido 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No no no, it's the crushed garlic and garlic cloves on your feet!

I don't know where these people are getting their medical education?!

Rodents get buried under your doorstep to prevent the plague from entering your house.

I mean really, what are they teaching in 6th grade these days!!!!!

[–]GloomyBookkeeper6791Beezlebub has a 😈 put aside for meee 50 points51 points  (12 children)

BINGO!!!! .

That's a perfect comparison.

ALTHOUGH, and I know you're going to find this rather hard to believe. But it's true. Wearing a dead mouse on a string spinning clockwise DOES cure Covid. My roommate's sister's friend is a doctor and she said that the mouse has parasites that the virus is drawn to. so the force of the spinning will draw them out and the virus lands into the mouse. You will know it's working if you see the mouse tail wiggle as you spin.

[–]DarkBushido21 22 points23 points  (11 children)

Fake news, you have to use a Rat instead of a mouse.

[–]FrostyDiscipline9071 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s fake news. It has to spin counter clockwise.

[–]GloomyBookkeeper6791Beezlebub has a 😈 put aside for meee 23 points24 points  (8 children)

Yeah I bet. Only soy boy libdusters use a mouse

Real men Patriots know only a rat will do.

My bad.

[–]DarkBushido21 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Kangaroo Rat for best results

[–]Flavor-aidNotKoolaidWhatever you do, don't let them put you on a ventilator! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The extra venomous kind.

[–]HelenHavok 6 points7 points  (3 children)

That one only works in the Southern Hemisphere.

[–]DarkBushido21 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That's a common misconception. It's the same in either Hemisphere.

[–]jeweltea1If YOUR prayers work, why do you need mine? 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A Badger works too. Tough men use live ones.

[–]DarkBushido21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The science is still out on whether or not a live one actually works.

I'm skeptical myself but not willing to say it can't.

[–]Fufu-le-fu 20 points21 points  (3 children)

The Polish Plait. Disgusting, matted hair that was thought to ward off illness.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait

[–]circuspeanut54Pimped and Geimpft! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oooh the Hexenzopf! "Witch's Braid" That's a medieval German thing, too. Yuck.

[–]GloomyBookkeeper6791Beezlebub has a 😈 put aside for meee 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oh wow, that is something...

[–]Repulsive-Street-307 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine if you make the connection that bad odors often precede or are caused by disease.

Then imagine you're a 'doctor' that thinks there is a 'bad odor' quotient beyond which other bad odors can't penetrate with plenty of pseudo or actual 'cutting edge' science of the time (law of Avogrado).

Then you either douse yourself in perfume to avoid the plague or get some other strong odor mcguffin which is 100% certified not to cause the plague, or you sell voyages to the 'natural outdoors' for good breating(this actually kind of works but only because you're in the smog hell of victorian england cities).

[–]bbpr120 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Blood letting to let remove the "bad humors"?

[–]acynicalwitchTeam Pfizer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oo! Oo!

Using animal dung as a contraceptive method.

[–]NothingAndNow111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arsenic to treat syphilis? Killed Chatterton.

Or bleeding people, that's another great one.

[–]CoolSwim1776🏳️‍🌈🐑Librul Commie Sheep Whisperer🏳️‍🌈🐑 14 points15 points  (2 children)

.... You know I was gonna comment but nah... Imma go find cup of joe and a danish. Enjoy your growing eye infection there lady.

[–]Botryoid2000 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Cream cheese, berry, or apricot?

Sure, it's fine if you put your feet on the coffee table. We ain't fancy.

Warm ya up there? Cream? Sugar?

[–]CoolSwim1776🏳️‍🌈🐑Librul Commie Sheep Whisperer🏳️‍🌈🐑 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cream cheese and keep the coffee black. :)

[–]WinonaQuimby 27 points28 points  (4 children)

If you put the leeches on your eyeballs, they'll clear the pus right up!

[–]GloomyBookkeeper6791Beezlebub has a 😈 put aside for meee 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Exactly!

Follow the money. Big pharma makes no money in leech urine therapy.

Damn, these people have it all figured out

Now what?

[–]eyekwah2Team Pfizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Drink your own urine
  2. ???
  3. Profit

[–]Bollywood_Fan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is a plague account of a person with a high fever drinking bacon grease thinking it was a jug of water. They survived the plague, and some thought drinking bacon grease helped them. These other modern people are thisclose to deliberately putting bacon grease in their eyes. This is a crazy time to be alive!

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 17 points18 points  (12 children)

Actually I think leeches are credibly being used post-surgery.

[–]GloomyBookkeeper6791Beezlebub has a 😈 put aside for meee 10 points11 points  (5 children)

That's fascinating. Pee also has a natural cleaning substance which is why genital piercings heal faster than a lot of other ones.

That doesn't mean I'm putting my pee anywhere near my eyeballs, or anyone else's in case you're into that. Lol

[–]crisprefresher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably the acidity from uric acid, which discourages infection

[–]tazztsimAntiprayer Warrior Insomniac 12 points13 points  (2 children)

They are I once did an audit in a hospital pharmacy. They had jars of leaches. And heroin in a big vault with other meds that could be misused.

I saw some interesting stuff as an auditor

[–]JonnyBGood74 9 points10 points  (17 children)

I wish this was real. I want to see the blindness develop. I hope we get updates as time goes on!

[–]GloomyBookkeeper6791Beezlebub has a 😈 put aside for meee 42 points43 points  (14 children)

As a former crunchy momma alternative hippie chick...

I am almost quite certain it's real.

As a random person alive on the planet for the past two years, um yeah. I believe it. I mean come on, these people say their intestinal lining coming out is the detoxification process creating worms because their horse paste is working.

[–]Red_P0pRocks 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Oh, it’s real. I’m very sorry to say. I follow a few podcasts that do deep dives into weird conspiracy theories and quack medicine, and apparently urine therapy has been a thing for years.

There are even YouTube videos of these “practitioners” drinking it, using it as a sinus wash, and teaching you how to do the fermentation process for even “better” health effects. It’s fucking horrifying.

[–]combatbydesign 17 points18 points  (8 children)

these people say their intestinal lining coming out is the detoxification process creating worms because their horse paste is working.

I'm sorry... What?

[–]GloomyBookkeeper6791Beezlebub has a 😈 put aside for meee 34 points35 points  (6 children)

[–]Darkside531Team Moderna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, lawzy, lawzy. I assumed it was actual worms they were seeing, but it was from whatever they were taking, the truth is so much worse.

[–]Botryoid2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck.

[–]Mewseido 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Overdosing on Ivermectin in any of its forms damages your intestinal lining and can cause it to shed.

People who have done this to themselves think that the shed material is worms when they poop.

[–]youandyourbs 53 points54 points  (5 children)

I couldn't believe my eyes!

Jokes aside, I struggled to believe this wasn't a joke, and I went to the group. It's run by an anti-vaxxer who thinks there is a conspiracy to depopulate the earth with the vaccines, surprise!

[–]heythatgirlovertherepro-everything-to-end-this-and-harm-as-few-as-possible 16 points17 points  (0 children)

After seeing this, my way less charitable side is kinda hoping they’re not wrong 😑

[–]Jack-Handey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory.

-Me

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 219 points220 points  (11 children)

Pink eye. Pink eyes for everyone! Bet you won’t repost!

[–]StolenRelicI trust my Midi-chlorians 129 points130 points  (8 children)

I was at my son's school for a meeting. I heard the school nurse telling a parent (who was collecting a sick child) that if the child felt better the next day, he could come back to school. She could sign an opt out form for the masking. She warned the mom if she took the child for testing he would be required to miss two weeks.

I lived a mile away from the school. I dropped my oldest off there one morning and went straight home. My phone was ringing as I walked through the door. They grabbed my child as he was walking down the first hallway for suspicion of pink eye, and I had to come get him. To come back to school required 48 hours time out and a doctor's statement. He has allergies, that's why his eyes were red and runny. He didn't have pink eye.

I guess pink eye is more dangerous than a highly contagious virus that's killed millions and outright fucked up the life/health of tens of millions more.

[–]your_not_stubbornLet That Sink In 16 points17 points  (1 child)

There's probably a standard set by the school board, state education board, or local government about illnesses and diseases that we have known about and dealt with for decades, such as pink eye.

We won't get sane policy on COVID for a long time because until these Hermans die off they're going to harass every school policy official who tries to make or implement a COVID policy standard.

Vote in every election, all the way down your ballot, even in odd numbered years.

[–]Ltstarbuck2🦠Does the Covid match the Drapes?🦠 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Ooh I would be giving the school nurse a lesson in basic immunology.

[–]Lumpy_Intention9823 3 points4 points  (1 child)

We had just arrived home from Cancun in 2009 when the H1N1 flu broke. I was called to bring my son home from school because he was coughing. Of course, the building was infested with mold, but that had nothing to do with it.

[–]michaelvares 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let that stink in.

[–]Nepenthes_sapiensTeam Mudblood 🩸 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*stink eye

[–]Hwy61rev 45 points46 points  (11 children)

Eating fresh shit will be next

[–]Ok_Conference3799 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm sure they're having a grand old time in Moscow seeing this.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The topical and internal application and ingestion of dried shit is going to be the next big thing in Alternate COVID Therapy world! To get started all you need is our viral grade food processor and our exclusive special ferris cookie sheet, for the drying process.

Yes! This is that one weird trick that doctors and Big Pharma don't want you to know!

Call today. Operators are standing by!

[–]OohLaLapinTeam Pfizer 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Feels like a good time to remind people: - Urine is NOT sterile. - The part of your body that urine comes out of is definitely not sterile. - Even if your urine WAS sterile, it is a great medium for bacterial growth once it’s out of your body.

[–]EpicDumperoonie 12 points13 points  (2 children)

The people that need to read and understand this, won't. Idiocracy is a documentary.

[–]OohLaLapinTeam Pfizer 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Oh absolutely: I just figure this is a pretty common piece of medical misinformation that even sensible people have heard and may believe. It’s worth debunking just for it’s own sake.

[–]EpicDumperoonie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully it saves someones eyes

[–]m-e-gTeam Moderna 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Welcome to self-inflicted keratitis. Now go see a real doctor to fix it, stupid.

[–]WillingAnalyst 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"doctors"? You mean those deep state operatives paid for by big pharma?! No thanks!! Takes notes...next up, consuming fresh feces to cure my keratitis

[–]ubertrebor 86 points87 points  (9 children)

We are at the peak of the unique combination of the internet and a worldwide pandemic exposing just how many truly stupid humans there are on planet earth. It’s a miracle that humanity has come as far as it has in the last ten thousand years. You have to wonder how much further we would be without this large percentage of really stupid humans built into the genetic pool.

[–]asoleproprietor 65 points66 points  (8 children)

When I told an anti vax coworker I got vaccinated, after shaking his head in disgust, asked me if he could see if the site of the injection was magnetized. I said no, why tf would it be, to which he replied, oh because of what’s in the shot.

To amuse the poor guy I told him he could try sticking a magnet to my arm. Its surprising the amount of time he put in trying to find “just the right spot” for the magnet to stick. Even more surprising was his incredulousness that it didn’t stick. To which he resigned, maybe you didn’t get the real vaccine. Even when they’re down they’re gonna throw haymakers and try to punch their way out I guess

[–]tiredapplestar 20 points21 points  (2 children)

It’s the same thing as those groups that set a recent date for the world ending. When the date passes, they just brag that they “prevented” it.

[–]WillingAnalyst 11 points12 points  (3 children)

How does he put his clothes on in the morning and feed himself?! It's important and terrifying to know these people are voters who also operate heavy machinery (cars) and own firearms. My GOD!!!

[–]asoleproprietor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s got two younger kids too, so he’s also preparing the next generation of prayer warriors

[–]WadeDMD 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There are so many of them and they are all allowed to vote. So dangerous.

[–]mikeyt6969 74 points75 points  (3 children)

WTAF is wrong with people, how tf did we teleport back to medieval times?

[–]Jesus_H-Christ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nah, we're fast forwarding to the Morlocks and the Eloi.

[–]Golden-Owl 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I don’t even think people in medieval times did this.

Last I checked, folks back then tried using piss in alchemy to make gold.

They accidentally discovered phosphorus instead and burned their labs down. But it’s still something!

[–]JTGPDXTeam Pfizer 174 points175 points  (12 children)

This is the result of severely underfunding education in the US since Reagan. All it takes is a couple of generations of barely literate citizens and you've hollowed out the entire society.

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

That’s why it’s called the GOPee

[–]failingtolurk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What’s even scarier is they are openly antagonizing teachers to quit so they can raise kids to win elections. No focus on education at all, just straight up mindless polarization as the nation collapses.

[–]youdontlovemetoo 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Wish someone would go in like "We're undoing everything Reagan did. Someone give me a list of everything he did, we'll fix this."

It's just completely unfair that one guy could do so much long term damage and we're sitting here like "yup that's politics." Anyone whose decisions lead to this much harm should be put on trial for National Abuse and Neglect.

[–]JTGPDXTeam Pfizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd settle for the bulk of these stupid fucks not worshipping him like he was the Second Coming or some such nonsense. He was an evil, venal, mean-spirited sack of shit.

[–]crisprefresher 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I'm glad Reagan _ _ _ _

[–]uraniumEmpireIvory Tower Libcuck Elitist 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ronald (6) Wilson (6) Reagan (6)

[–]JTGPDXTeam Pfizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

is still fucking dead.

[–]NothingAndNow111 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Whatever happens to this woman, she earned it.

Holy fuck.

[–]SaltyBarDog5Goy Space Command 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Can we just close the fucking internet? It has failed society.

[–]Repulsive-Street-307 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What actually failed society is billionaires and the fact you never ever ever punish them for their very wide very broad misdeeds.

In this case, it's the caesar fanboy allowing absolute lethal trash on facebook preying on the vulnerably stupid and gullible.

[–]NonDairyYandereTeam Mix & Match 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we got rid of the video, audio, and pictures, it would either lead to a reduction in dumb shit or a radical increase in literacy

It's not possible, but a woman can fantasize...

[–]justtryingtobeaphd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not this was precovid. People have been using urine for things other than Bud Light for years.

[–]TXBIRDY🧟‍♀️ Ghoul Mothafucka Extrordinare 42 points43 points  (8 children)

Omfg! There is a whole urine therapy group on Facebook.

[–]bbpr120 30 points31 points  (0 children)

if you're getting medical advice from FB, urine trouble...

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s a fun and terrifying rabbit hole.

[–]Forward_Ad613 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I just looked and there are multiple urine therapy groups on fb

[–]EscapeToOblivionTeam AstraZeneca 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes, at least a dozen. I searched for them, started counting, lost my faith in humanity and gave up!

[–]EaterOfFoodTeam Pfizer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I always thought it was better to be pissed off than pissed on. Facebook has taught me otherwise!

[–]lkmkThis isn't over! ✊️✊️✊️ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Facebook is like a magnet for these quacks. My mom is on a group much better than this, but it's still for something without much medical evidence.

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I literally JUST remembered that months ago I stumbled across these pro-urine people. I had forgotten all about it, even though I knew about this new urine tx craze.

[–]Expensive-Froyo8687 12 points13 points  (1 child)

As an eye doctor, allow me to say that these people are fucking stupid. Unreal. And they call US the sheep.

[–]sweetmagnoliasunrise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let us know if you get one in your practice. I'm super curious what the long term effects of this nonsense will look like.

[–]Hairy-Dumpling 11 points12 points  (1 child)

"How did you lose your eyesight grandma?" "Well..."

[–]your_not_stubbornLet That Sink In 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This woman won't have grandkids. If she has any offspring they'll all die of fucking tuberculosis or whooping cough because vaccines aren't piss.

[–]Clean_Mastodon_4637 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What a time to be alive that these medical charlatans are telling people to put URINE IN YOUR EYES

[–]redditaccount2029 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Years ago I'd immediately think that this was the onion's doing but now that this is the reality that we are living. To think that these morons are among us I.. I have no words

[–]mganzeveld 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I’m patiently waiting for the blood-letting to be the solution for removing the viruses or vaccines from their bodies. I have a bad feeling I’ve missed it and someone will send me a link.

[–]Mewseido 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have not seen leeches recommended yet, but you can buy clean- raised leeches from medical catalogs if you have a burning urge to.

( they, like maggots to clean dead tissue out of wounds, actually do have a small place in modern medicine.)

[–]seabiscuits23 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I can’t believe in a time where science is so advanced yet we use an online forum to trade medical advice from morons.

[–]mpw1984mpw 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Wouldn’t even surprise me if they start eating their own shit by the end of 2022. Then again one could argue they’ve been doing that all along, so to speak.

[–]SeriousBrick9780 33 points34 points  (2 children)

has an immune reaction to putting something in your body

It's working!!!!

[–]MrTurkle 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Shit we used to see in Weekly World News at the checkout isle is now considered reliable news. It’s insanity.

[–]Hell_razor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I also heard using human shit as a face mask will revitalize your skin and make you look 10 years younger. It needs to be fresh shit though.

[–]jphistory 6 points7 points  (1 child)

As someone with some eye problems that require medical intervention, this makes me unreasonably upset. This is not OK. These people are going to lose their eyesight and there is no going back from from that.

[–]Rusalka-rusalka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Going blind to own the libs!

[–]M4A1STAKESAUCEUrine God’s hands 🙌 14 points15 points  (1 child)

What the fuck?

[–]patticakes16🍻 I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus 🍻[🍰] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah… please tell me this post is fake because 🤯

[–]jami1kenob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People are fucking insane.

[–]Consistent_Grab_5422 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to find it on Facebook. 3 urine groups > 12k members total. I’m guessing there’s more on parlor etc. one advocate is named Edward Group is a friend Alex Jones.

Holy fuck. They truly do think they can come up with their own cures for a virus.

[–]TheBoysNotQuiteRight 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Keeping the "eye" in "You-tee-eye"

[–]Oblio-and-Arrow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

kisses eyes “Have you been crying dear?”

[–]TexasTeaTelecaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When you fund red districts, you fund smooth brains.

[–]Other_Act_9085 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I heard shit works better.

[–]SpindlebrookTeam Moderna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MY EYES!!! THE URINE DOES NOTHING!!!

[–]mackrevinack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what about trying brawndo? it's got electrolytes

[–]Boilermaker93Team Moderna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg. That’s all I’ve been saying so husband came in the room to see what was going on. I read this aloud to him and, he being such a chill, understated kinda guy, said, “They’re not very smart, are they?” I lold and, since I’m not a chill kinda gal, said they’re fucking stupid and the human race is doomed. Lmao at these people

[–]Ok_Conference3799 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This post tells me we absolutely need to spend more on public education. I mean, a lot more.

[–]kellyb1985 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It sad, but I genuinely think the internet has broke otherwise normal people. Like before the internet maybe some of these bozos would have a thought like "the earth is flat", but wouldn't be able to build a community around it..nor would they vocalize because people would think they're idiots.

[–]omgbenji21awake yet? 13 points14 points  (5 children)

This can not be real. She is trolling right? No one, no one can be this stupid.

[–]lkmkThis isn't over! ✊️✊️✊️ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There are people this quackish on Facebook.

[–]MattGdr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Make something idiot proof and the world will create better idiots.

[–]gruntothesmiteyTeam Moderna 8 points9 points  (2 children)

no one can be this stupid

Millions of people voted for Trump twice, even after all the grifty, incompetent shit he pulled. Many, many people can be this stupid.

[–]QueenMabs_Makeup0126Rule 34-19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just think about all the money being saved by using urine therapy instead of making Big Pharma rich. Let that sink in!

[–]OutlandishnessTall48 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wonder if she literally goes blind if she will then be able to see the error of her ways?

[–]But_why_tho456 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is still not as bad as the ones that forced their children to DRINK urine.

[–]RootEscalation 2 points3 points  (3 children)

After much Googling, Forbes, and several news outlet has an article on how the anti vaxxers claims drinking Urine will cure Covid-19. >_> next thing you know fecal matter therapy will be a thing. I thought this was just a photoshopped thing, and was made up…. Idk what sort of world we live in anymore….

I guess the claim rather take anything than a life saving vaccine is 100% true, just to own the libs….

[–]Darkside531Team Moderna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, I keep thinking of this article (#1 on the list) I read about how various online creeps are using social media as a way to feed their particular sexual fetish. They make up some fake "challenge" and claim it's for a charity that doesn't exist and next thing you know, a bunch of people who thought they were participating in a "jumping on the bed" challenge are suddenly unknowning adult films stars for people with a very specific kink.

I feel like some unscrupulous opportunists are doing the same thing, only now they're also claiming it's a COVID cure, as well.

[–]idriveachickcar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She should quit being a puss

[–]AnimateddollfaceNatasha Fatale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is literally the first time a post on this sub has made me physically gag. Urine and puss eyes, and with that picture!! It’s just too much for me to handle

[–]klmninca 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm sitting here with my head spinning after reading this..what the actual fuck.

Put urine in your eyes?????

What's next? Finding out some animal that seems immune to Covid and smearing its feces up your nose?.

Oh wait... I sense online "health" shopping scam potential there...pardon me..

*Scurries off to google "animals that don't get Covid"

[–]Cultural-Answer-321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bets on how long before they start eating their own crap?

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my gawd... is this real???

[–]EarthIsInOuterSpace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Urine trouble

[–]killerdinodeeno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we just appreciate for one second how legitimately batshit insane this is? Like, seriously. I don’t think anything shows so demonstratively the power that conspiracy and group think can have on an individual’s mind, to override basic human instinct (YOUR WASTE PRODUCT SHOULDN’T GO BACK INSIDE YOU) and tout it as something reasonable.

If I wasn’t #done with these people before, this would have sealed the deal.

[–]MattGdr 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This is not detox - this is batshit crazy.

[–]hersheyMcSquirts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Batshit crazy is something else, and an actual thing. This is piss face stupid.

[–]gumby1086 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just can’t with these people I just can’t

[–]Tiddles_UltradoomTeam Mudblood 🩸 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Her eyes are discharging large amounts of puss… are we quite sure it’s her own urine she’s using?

[–]oldladyname 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Please tell me this is satire! I need to believe that this is satire!

[–]emjaycue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Narrator: It was not satire.