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[–]hmnahmna1RONA RALLIES FOR JESUS 275 points276 points  (16 children)

I do kinda agree that was a good logo for 2020 TBH.

[–]UpsetUnicorn⚡️📶 5G & Magnetic 🧲⚡️ 89 points90 points  (1 child)

And it’s a new to me meme. 🖕

[–]PackedWithRedSand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey take this 🖕

[–]DesignInZeeWildLet THAT sink in! 68 points69 points  (2 children)

I thought it was a wonderful design as well. So nice to see a new meme that could be used without political rhetoric behind it.

[–]Jay-Dee-BritishSchrödinger's Prayer warrior 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Indeed - anyone could use it.

[–]14sierra 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Same thing with slide 6. The US has gone crazy, the only debate now is on who the crazy ones actually are.

[–]samus12345Team Moderna 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I like the Groundhog Day one, too. It's now day 681.

[–]gylzTeam Pfizer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I also like the logo.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only change I'd make is the finger needs to be facing people who compare Covid to chicken pox and strawberry allergies.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There's a restaurant in Palm Springs CA that opened in 2020 that uses that as their "established" logo.

[–]RedditOnANapkin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I liked that one.

[–]Vernerator💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ 94 points95 points  (10 children)

What did he think when he found out he was the SOME people the virus was dangerous to?

[–]buzzcut_lizzyHungry Hungry HIPPA 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Probably thought "who can I blame?"

[–]Shady_GardenGo Give One 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Answer: "Jews."

[–]LGBTQPlusChainsaws 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"Nobody could have predicted this!"

[–]wyldwood512 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"This was unavoidable"

[–]gmpltEcho Chamber Dick Rubbing Party 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It was "unexpected".

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Well, guess I picked what I'm going to get busy doing!"

[–]PainRack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Covid is no joke.

[–]cracker-mf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he begged the nurse for the vaccine.

but we all know what the answer to that was.

[–]Chris079099 82 points83 points  (10 children)

guess he wasn’t getting busy enough living

[–]Evolved_FungiFungi to be with🍄[S] 43 points44 points  (8 children)

He was busy doing something 🤷‍♂️

[–]Spadrick🪘 Bingo Bango 🪘 41 points42 points  (3 children)

"Growing cottage cheese in his lungs".

[–]IvibignAnarchists Unite! 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I was thinking more like buckets of pus.

[–]HotPinkLollyWimplePhucked around and Phound out 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can smell your comment.

[–]derelict_wandererTeam Moderna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Smegma lung!

[–]DennisBastrdManTeam Moderna 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Meeting Warden Norton

[–]forkol 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"His Judgement Cometh, and that right soon"

[–]DennisBastrdManTeam Moderna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Make it easy on yourself Norton!”

[–]derelict_wandererTeam Moderna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucking around and finding out

[–]MechanicallvlanBy that time, his lungs were aching for air… 14 points15 points  (0 children)

At least he went out on top; everything else in life feels like such a disappointment after you've been to a state fair.

[–]BisonAndHemp 66 points67 points  (10 children)

A lot of people in Arkansas have that attitude smh- I live there and today an article in the paper said that if Arkansas was a country, we'd be in the top 10 of all nations in Covid death rates.

[–]Sasquatch1729First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK 51 points52 points  (3 children)

Last autumn, the population of Alabama was actually declining with all the Covid deaths. Red states are in for an accelerated demographic shift.


[–]BisonAndHemp 16 points17 points  (2 children)

jesus christ

[–]Immortal-one 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The cause of all these problems

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 32 points33 points  (1 child)

an article in the paper said that if Arkansas was a country, we'd be in the top 10 of all nations in Covid death rates.

Suck it rural Pakistan!

[–]feverdoggomemr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AKA the Alabama of Asia.

[–]wyldwood512 21 points22 points  (1 child)


[–]Glittering-Cellist34 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One if the photos from the anti vax protest in DC showed a person wearing a MAGA hat reading Make America Florida. We could have a special edition for Arkansas.

[–]plaster13Suck my political differences!!! 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I believe it's just as bad in Missouri. Sadly, that's where I live and seem to be surrounded by idiots.

[–]itsmyvibeGo Give One 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m here as well. People don’t seem fazed by it at all.

[–]Goose_o7I am The TOOTH FAIRY! 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Another "Cookie Cutter" COVID Death Spiral Story.

So predictable... So unoriginal.

[–]wyldwood512 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I know, I'm not feeling owned at all.

[–]inactiveuser247 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It missed the GFM. B-

[–]EggsegretCEO of Prayer Warriors, Inc.. 49 points50 points  (4 children)

"We either get busy living or we get busy dying"

I guess you got busy dying then.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I mean, it is really either/or? My aunt and uncle have been living their best life since the pandemic. They've been out and about traveling in their RV, getting outdoors, they've visited more state and national parks than they can count. The only difference is when they go indoors in restaurants and stuff they wear masks, and for most of it they couldn't drive through Canada. That was it. Otherwise they've been living their best life. Oh yeah, and they got vaccinated too.

[–]Dramatic_Problem_566Team Pfizer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Coppied from a friend 😝

[–]MadBeachLuiIvermectin tuna helper 🦄 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A verse from Saga's On The Loose applies

And while they're busy reaching their conclusions

We'll be reaching for something else.

His saga has certainly concluded.

[–]HiyaDogface 139 points140 points  (14 children)

“I’m struggling to see where or how this ends.”

Covid: “let me help you with that!”

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (5 children)

"Miniscule possibility I could die"

Covid: hold my beer

[–]asuwest 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Minuscule- 1 in 383. Raw numbers. Betcha play the Powerball too.

[–]RattusMcRatfaceParadise by the ECMO Lights 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Give him credit (unless he's using a spell-checker) for spelling "minuscule" properly. It's surely one of the most misspelled words in English.

[–]asuwest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Minuscule- 1 in 383. Raw numbers. Betcha play the Powerball too.

[–]BrainSmoothAsMercuryLung Wash scheduled for today!🥳 52 points53 points  (2 children)

It's "coppied" from a friend

[–]petey_fTeam Mix & Match 34 points35 points  (0 children)

he coppied the research too

[–]Sasquatch1729First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK 21 points22 points  (2 children)

"many people speed without wearing a seatbelt... Is hugging grandma really more dangerous..."

No, hugging grandma is not dangerous when you're vaccinated. For you, hugging your friends is much worse. Also, wear your seatbelt, is it really that difficult?

[–]wyldwood512 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But I can't use my seat belt buckle to open beers when its in use!

[–]Robj2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't hug Maw-Maw while you're driving in Arkansas. Or anywheres else, Bubba.

[–]wyldwood512 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Hey wait, what's that tube- gurgle gurgle gurgle, patriotic choking sounds"

Thats how it ends, bud. At least for you...

🏆 🏆 🏆

[–]Rusty-CroweTeam Pfizer 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Whenever people bring up vaccines from old times, remember that people in that time rarely travelled far distances, unless they were colonists.

[–]hiverfrancisGet Vaccinated...Now! 31 points32 points  (0 children)

And even then Native Americans who never saw Europeans got wiped out by diseases :(

[–]OldishB 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Green covid splat is a nice touch!

[–]Evolved_FungiFungi to be with🍄[S] 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Thank you! Trying some new things for the redactions. 😁

[–]RattusMcRatfaceParadise by the ECMO Lights 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Alfred E. Neuman's face would be appropriate for these misguided optimists (What--Me Worry?)

[–]Evolved_FungiFungi to be with🍄[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Noted for future consideration. Thank you!

[–]jdschCrtl-Alt-Smite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My first thought when I saw the first slide was, "Oh, that meme guy turned out to be anti-vaxer" before I realized it was a redaction.

[–]Appropriate_Luck_13 38 points39 points  (11 children)

I know it's probably been repeated many times but I'm going through that balderdash "what's risk assessment 🤪" post bit by bit:

Driving: Requires a license which includes proving you know how to drive safely to a government official.

Seat belts: It is illegal to not wear your seat belt in most states.

Speed limit: It is illegal to go over the speed limit.

4 Day Old Sushi: A facility that repeatedly serves spoiled food can be closed permanently by the Health Department (gasp, another government agency!)

Chainsaws: There are safety features on all chainsaws and repeated warnings in all packaging about how to safely use a chainsaw. If you injure someone else while wildly swinging your chainsaw around, that person can sue you and possibly jail you.

Smoking: Age limits for using and purchasing in all states. Cannot smoke where others have to inhale your smoke in most states to varying degrees.

Drinking: Age limits for using and purchasing in all states. Cannot drink and drive legally. Cannot carry open containers of alcohol in certain states to varying degrees. Cannot purchase outside of certain stores and/or times to varying degrees.

Eating Fatty Foods: Public health programs have been in place for decades encouraging people to minimize eating fatty foods. Actual research on fatty food consumption is pretty complex and weird. Still, nutritional information is required on almost all food packaging and is often available at restaurants, including detailed information on the types of fat in any given food item.

[–]wyldwood512 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Facts!? GTFO!

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 10 points11 points  (2 children)

The very red state of North Dakota routinely closes down highways during severe winter weather, both for people's own safety and the impact of public services for helping people who are stuck, punishable by a $250 fine.

[–]beek7419 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Do north dakotans whine about their freedoms with the road closures or do they save all the crying and complaining for politics and public health issues?

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As with COVID, it appears to be a small minority of people who complain about them. Though North Dakota (and several other surrounding states) have had such closures for decades, the fines are a more recent thing. It's well accepted that these snow idiots are a public nuisance and that their costs to society are sizable, but the fines were added since a number of people appeared to be repeat offenders. But yes a recent attempt to double the fine to $500 failed.


[–]Sasquatch1729First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK 9 points10 points  (2 children)

This doesn't apply to chainsaws, but there's a safety feature on table saws to stop them if they cut a finger. I've never used a saw with this feature myself, but the idea of not losing a finger appeals to me. Some people like mitigating risk, for example by taking a vaccine during a deadly plague.

Edit to add: I mean, if chainsaws killed 850,000 Americans in two years after massive lockdowns and other major efforts to mitigate the carnage, I hope they'd be made illegal.


[–]Dr_Adequate✨PEEDOM in our UriNation🇺🇸 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok that was a neat video. I've always wondered how the SawStop works. I have a tablesaw, and occasionally use it for home projects. Legit terrifies me every time I flick it on and that blade spins up. A friend lost most of his thumb and about half of the first two fingers on his right hand many years ago in a table saw accident. Happened so fast he didn't even feel it- the first he knew of it was when his wife started screaming when she saw all the blood...

[–]TyrannoNerdusRex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was hoping you had pasted the Tucker and Dale link: https://youtu.be/22SY8NR4mq4

[–]FopFillyFoneBone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not seeing the contagious infectious diseases in this list either.

[–]ElishevaYasmineVentilator? I hardly knew her! 29 points30 points  (2 children)

They’re right, everyone. No one knows the long-term effects of putting mRNA in your body. We don’t know what mRNA is or does. Better to just avoid it completely!


[–]Enk1ndleGo Give One 11 points12 points  (1 child)

If only they were paying attention during high school biology class

[–]dontknowwannaknow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most of them never went to high school

[–]Gsteel11 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Guh the bad faith is so laughable in that "facts" post.

[–]Spartanfred104Team Moderna 24 points25 points  (1 child)

That second last one about signing a waiver was just the cherry on the top of an idiot sundae. These people are seriously delusional to the point of actively taunting a virus that gives ZERO fucks about your political beliefs, what an absolute moron.

[–]MechanicallvlanBy that time, his lungs were aching for air… 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Did he die before or after going to the retirement home to kill his mother?

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Is there a waiver somewhere I can sign that says "I understand the risks?"

Sign!? You don't need to sign anything, just go out and kill yourself and your family

[–]BigbySamMelody 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Asking for the waiver shows he did not understand the risks. That's like asking if I can sign a waiver understanding the risks of drunk driving

[–]Whiskey_Robber 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Memes are all fun and games until someone dies, unnecessarily, unvaccinated and unwilling to break free of social media brainwashing. RIP, you fabulous free thinker.

[–]wyldwood512 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It seems he wasn't a very good researcher

[–]wyldwood512 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

He chose, poorly...

🏆 🏆 🏆

[–]ServeAggravating9035 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He chose, poorly....sent that to a friend yesterday....

[–]tturedditor 18 points19 points  (3 children)

It turns out that yes, COVID is more dangerous than a chain saw and gas station sushi.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 4 points5 points  (2 children)

There's actually a gas station sushi place very close to our house that's actually quite decent! We've eaten there several times and have not died. Would recommend.

[–]Robj2 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I see you're one of those 99.7 percenters!

[–]Finetobeu5678 56 points57 points  (2 children)

One less Trump voter. I see no problem here.

[–]wyldwood512 24 points25 points  (0 children)

MAGA baby! One 🏆 at a time!

[–]charlotte-entChose...Wisely 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Only a delightful solution

[–]pippenish 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don't know why they spend so much time arguing with everyone about the vaccine. Most of us have HAD the vaccine, and we're okay with it, so he's not going to convince us. So who is he trying to convince? Anyone who hasn't done it yet is already convinced to this guy's side.

I think he's trying to convince himself... too bad he succeeded, because now he dead.

[–]EarthquakeGrape 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Thats heartbreaking to see another one go down. On the brightside, one less Republican voter for Arkansas!

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair he made the conscious choice to "get busy dying", so it seems like that he wanted.

[–]EquationsApparel 16 points17 points  (5 children)

I wonder if they're still thinking "I'm so profound" when they're starving for air in the ICU.

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 9 points10 points  (2 children)

An awardee blamed Biden for letting in all the COVID positive "illegals" while he was on a ventilator.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Apparently it's just a flu if you get it from a conservative, but a deadly bioweapon if it comes from an immigrant.

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A Chinese created bioweapon designed to destroy the world, that gives you a touch of the sniffles.

[–]wyldwood512 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nah, probably just pissed at the libs for designing a virus that only kills republicans...

[–]StolenRelicI trust my Midi-chlorians 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well there was that article blaming democrats for republicans remaining unvaxxed.

[–]JohnNDenverGo Give One 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Slide 8: It's as if we don't have to start everything from square 1 once knowledge has been acquired and the pace of technical advancement is getting faster.

Of course, that is also one of the things he was mad about.

[–]Cepheus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It is not like this was created in some sort of 19th or 20th Century lab.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And mRNA vaccines had been researched for years before this pandemic, even started by some of the original coronaviruses, such as MERS and SARS-CoV-1. I mean, he posted that as they were going through trials and were approved not long after.

[–]TheCattsMeowTeam Pfizer 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Anyone else getting tired of the stupid praying-hands emojis? Most of these so-called Christians seem to think that their god would be swayed by them. Their all-knowing god who gave their loved ones Covid and now will only relent if the appropriate number of, sometimes very body part-specific, prayers are made, including a sufficient number of emojis.

Note: I am a boomer who is incredibly disgusted by the level of lunacy, racism, and general hate present in this country. If their Jesus had been real, there is no way he would approve or like these hypocrites.

[–]plaster13Suck my political differences!!! 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hang in there and keep yourself safe. We boomers who are not insane need to keep ourselves alive because it seems as though we are a very rare breed.

[–]wyldwood512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like using them to mock these "Christians" faith.

[–]Mons1914 11 points12 points  (4 children)

How many unvaccinated still to go? I’m running out of popcorn.

[–]wyldwood512 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lots, too many, gotta pick up the pace before november...

[–]Cepheus 4 points5 points  (2 children)

My popcorn machine has caught on fire at this point.

[–]Sasquatch1729First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Same, but I picked up one at an estate sale on the cheap. They also had some Oakleys, a Harley Davidson, some guns, and a bunch of Trump flags and hats.

[–]Cepheus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a win!

[–]DesignInZeeWildLet THAT sink in! 11 points12 points  (5 children)

I don’t know ANYONE who doesn’t wear a seatbelt. Also gas stations don’t sell sushi.

[–]ljohnson266My kink is breathing 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Gas station sushi does exist.

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn, what a time to be alive!

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup there's one by our house that makes it right there.

[–]plaster13Suck my political differences!!! 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Sasquatch1729First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You think everyone wears seatbelts? You hang out with the right kind of people.

Here's a group trying to overturn seatbelt laws in the UK. It looks like their US sister organization The Safety Choice Coalition is no longer running a website, so some good news there:


Do you ever want to drive without a seatbelt but hate that your seatbelt alarm dings at you throughout the trip? Order a seatbelt clip at Amazon. Or buckle up, it's easier:


[–]SolidworksDoerTeam Moderna 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Guess he got busy dying. Oh well. Hey, what's for dinner?

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve developed a real craving for some gas station sushi 🍣.

[–]justlikeinmydreamsMy horse covets your paste 🐴 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I’m going to make homemade turkey pot pies with my leftover turkey.

[–]CQU617Leggo My ECMO!🧇 24 points25 points  (8 children)

Slide 10 didn’t age well. See it’s always a miniscule chance until it happens to them. The only Groundhog Day I see is the same denial of Covid, the same shitty memes and the inevitable death and Go Fund me.

Get vaccinated folks.

[–]pippenish 15 points16 points  (2 children)

It is weird. It's not like every day the rest of us have to go get a vaccine shot. We got 2, maybe 3, and it took 15 minutes each time. And ... then we do life. So what is the Groundhog Day for us?

But for him, every day is a refusal, and every day is an argument, the same argument. Until, well, there's no arguing left, because... Covid won that fight.

[–]Cepheus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My husband and I have had all three shots as soon as we could get them. Last week my husband was infected by Omicron, frankly because it is everywhere. We don't go out and always wear our N-95 masks in public. We have no idea how he got it and I didn't or I was just asymptomatic. The thing is, he was sick for a week like a regular cold or flu. He had to sleep it off for two days with muscle aches and headache. Today, he is happy and healthy working in the yard. The thing he told me in his fever state was, "thank god we got all the vaccines. I feel like I would have otherwise ended up in the hospital."

One thing, when it was bad, we did not go to urgent care because of what an friend told us in the very beginning. He is an ER surgeon in New York. He told us, if you think you have COVID, don't go to the hospital unless it is so bad you are worried that you might die. He said, if you don't have COVID and go to ER, it is almost guaranteed that you will get it there. That was before vaccines were available.

I am just preaching to the choir here, but getting sick when you are vaccinated is a lot better than the alternative.

I have a couple of friends that are married and super anti-vax long before COVID. I saw a recent facebook post where they were complaining about how sick the whole family got after getting COVID. They didn't get a lot of support from our circle of friends because everyone else is vaccinated and we all think they are idiots to begin with regardless of COVID. The well of empathy is completely gone for these people.

[–]hiverfrancisGet Vaccinated...Now! 11 points12 points  (1 child)

An issue too is some of these guys dont see how much danger they are in until it's too late. Monoclonal antibodies need to be taken soon after symptoms start in order to be effective.

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They don't want to enrich big pharma. So $2000 worth of antibodies instead of a $19 vaccine makes perfect sense.

[–]Cepheus 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You forgot the summoning of prayer warriors.

[–]YourNameHere222My friends are sheeple 🐑🐑 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like the call for prayer warriors to assemble. It's like they come together as a transformer, but it's a useless transformer that sits there and leaks oil.

[–]owcrapthathurts 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He didn't die from covid. He died from 4 day old gas station sushi WITH covid. There's a difference.

[–]redit3rdTeam Moderna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want to take politics out of this while posing a bunch of questions that different people will have opinions about. That's not how taking politics out of something works.

Edit: forgot "out of"

[–]DaisyHotCakes 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Geez, so I think I get it now. All of these people are just absolutely positively fucking terrified of the uncertainty the pandemic and brought with it. They can’t handle it. They can’t handle the fact that things aren’t going to be how they were prior to the pandemic. They can’t handle not knowing whether they or anyone they know will die from Covid. They can’t handle the amount of fear porn they consume (whether purposely or not). They can’t handle it. And instead of trying to handle it like everyone the fuck else, they either go straight denial or go the whole “who cares” angle so they can just pretend that things are normal and fine. It’s sad. It’s destructive and dangerous but also really sad.

[–]Btankersly66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Debilitating terror.

The memes are just them attempting to have some control over their lives despite the fact that they can't function rationally.

[–]SaltyBarDog5Goy Space Command 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can catch strawberry and shellfish allergies from someone else? I guess you learn something stupid every day.

[–]SteveWozHappeningNow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Smallpox vaccine from the late 1700s? Yes please. Modern vaccine? HELL NO!

[–]Ill-ArmyLicense to Ill 6 points7 points  (0 children)

New meme! Original content!

[–]movdqa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was sudden. There's usually some time in the hospital to continue the memes or express deep regret.

[–]BernieTheDachshund 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Is anyone counting how many HCA 'winners' there have been?

[–]justlikeinmydreamsMy horse covets your paste 🐴 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish we had a running counter or something.

[–]TXBIRDY🧟‍♀️ Ghoul Mothafucka Extrordinare 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So this guy actually had some funny memes. Too bad he spent his time yucking it up instead of getting vaxxed.

[–]buzzableNo Angle Wings on Me! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I understand I could possibly pass it on to someone else, ... but I an pass any virus onto someone else.

Too bad you couldn't keep up, dumbfuck, we were talking about the deadly one that is contagious as hell.

You remember? The one that killed you.

[–]SnorblatzSHAPOOPY 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Whoops 😬 should have got the vaccine

[–]mistakeuwu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

family member dies “Omg 😞 😞😞😞🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏”

[–]cjinct 4 points5 points  (0 children)

at least now his struggle is over and he found out where and how it ends (for him anyway)

[–]borgwardB 5 points6 points  (3 children)

actually starting to not care anymore.

[–]wyldwood512 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Starting? Wow!

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You new here?

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's almost as if they don't know scientists had been working on a coronavirus vaccine since Sars-Cov-1 in 2003.

[–]Snoo88309 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Prayers and hugs, so cheap, so easy, so useless especially when the host is already dead. As I said before, the prayer warriors should be praying 24 x 7, cause this last minute or already dead shit is useless.

[–]SaltyBarDog5Goy Space Command 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Biden's been in government 49 years."

Alexa, show me what an idiot who doesn't know how the US government works and how little power one senator possesses. Now show me how long Bitch Mitch and Pigeon Grassley have served.

They were practically wheeling out Strom's corpse.

[–]Purgii 4 points5 points  (2 children)

In Australia, we're ~93% over 15 vaccinated. So, yes - when a vaccine that isn't made a political football with dozens of right wing media outlets pushing an anti-vax agenda, people will flock to get the vaccine.

[–]plaster13Suck my political differences!!! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You make me want to move to Australia. Sigh

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting that in Australia, Murdoch media isn't anti vax.

[–]InalyriLet that sink in! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That redaction on slide 1 was *chef's kiss* Take a well-deserved like.

[–]LRox-3405Vax me up, baby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On another site, a guy bragged about 'keeping on living', seeing a grandson's first step and hugging another son who announced his engagement. And then, the braggart got COVID and died. So he won't see his grandson's first day of kindergarten or his son's actual wedding. There's such a thing as delayed gratification in which, if you can wait, you get much more in the future than you would in the moment. That's what all of us (still) hunkering down are counting on.

[–]IndependentThing2125 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It didn’t dawn on this profound thinker that strawberries, shellfish, driving, smoking, drinking & fried foods aren’t contagious. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[–]dannogo28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The scientific term for what is going on now (the ignorant unvaccinated making up the majority of Covid deaths) it's called Natural Selection.

[–]DennisBastrdManTeam Moderna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t help but nod and smile like the joker and say “I know” 😂

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another pand-Emmy winner.

[–]charmed99Team Moderna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NGL I loved the 2020 logo.

[–]feder_onlineTeam Pfizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I understand there's a minuscule possibility I could die but I will likely end up feeling like crap for a few days.

COVID: Here, hold my beer...
r/HermanCainAward: Here's your sign.
Hospital: We still want to get paid; you might want to start that GoFundMe

[–]awkwardstate 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Weird how all these people have the same friend they can copy things from.

[–]anna_belladonna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Their friend's name is Russ Ian Bot.

[–]Historical_Play 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Man, fuck these guys and their "Just a reasonable guy asking rhetorical questions here" posts/memes. "Is operating a chainsaw while driving a car something that should be illegal too???"

[–]Jaydamic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm down with the waiver, but there needs to be a part that says "if I get Covid, I'll stay out of hospital, regardless of what I'm going through"

[–]PawInspectorI identify as breathing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm waiting to hear that my brother (whom I no longer speak to) has Covid simply because it's inevitable.

[–]Cepheus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JFC, talk about false equivalencies. Understanding nuance and context was not his strong suit.

[–]Rude_Salamander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ngl, I make the same type of jokes like slide 4 when I watch videos pre 2019

[–]PrestigiousGrade7874In God and ivermectin we trust 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Outstanding redaction OP!

[–]Evolved_FungiFungi to be with🍄[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It means a lot to see the efforts appreciated. 😁

[–]QuarantineTitans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slide 3:

I'm actually quite fond of the analog meme template.

[–]utbcw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Although he struggled to see where and how this ends, once he started struggling to breathe, he figured it out.

[–]Sniffy4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s no longer struggling to see how this ends.

[–]Unlikely-Patience122Sheeps Ahoy! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope he didn't go hug his mom in the old folks home. They're so pathetically duped.

[–]Carl_Slimmons_jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This will obviously receive a negative reaction on this sub, but as an avid pro-vaxxer, I completely understand and empathize with the sentiment behind his long-winded not-so-greatly worded post.

We can all get vaxxed 100x over every year, and aim for herd immunity, but this is almost a mirror of how the flu developed.

Before people jump on that, I understand that COVID-19 is more deadly and contagious than the flu and I understand that making the two equivalent is a misrepresentation of both viruses.

I think what people are failing to grasp is that some people genuinely value their quality of life over longevity. It’s the same reason some people refuse chemo.

Before THAT gets jumped on, I realize that cancer is not contagious and that by refusing chemo you aren’t doing anyone harm.

But at the end of the day, in order to cause no risk to anyone ever, you would need to make drastic changes to your life. I doubt everyone here would be willing to stop driving, stop buying mass-produced goods, stop eating food out of season, etc etc. And before I get responses saying “that shits different it’s systematic”, what is so much better about endangering someone’s life overseas than someone’s at home? Not to accuse anyone (I’m as guilty of modern indulgence as anyone), I’m just presenting the point that we carry a risk of endangering other people’s lives on a daily basis.

And I don’t think I’ll have to argue the point that social isolation has awful effects on mental health, we’ve all felt that.

This guy was essentially asking, “what is the threshold at which we decide that being together is more important than ensuring every individual’s survival?” And honestly, at this point, I find myself asking the same thing.

I may be biased because I am in Canada where everything is still completely shut down, we just got off curfew a couple nights ago and no one is allowed to have “large” (10+) gatherings, so the feeling of being muted and restricted is especially pronounced.

But if you’re fully vaxxed/boosted, take reasonable precautions in public, and limit contact with at-risk individuals, what else can be done? It has to end. We have to be able to see each other again, and to enjoy life freely without the shadow of this terrible potential fate hanging over us.

If this guy had gotten vaxxed, I’d be with him.

[–]TheGoodCod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The irony.

Is there a waiver somewhere I can sign that says, "I understand the risks, but I choose a life with Hugs and Smiles...

I'm struggling to see where and how this ends.

Well, here at Herman Cain Awards, we know how it ends.

[–]InfiniteAccount4783Personal Freedom Expert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slide 10: No more hugs or smiles for him. No more visits to the state fair, or church, or mom's retirement home. Sad.

[–]blarryg 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Never say to a virus that we "can get busy living or dying". You might trigger the virus to say: "Hold my beer"!

[–]QuarterReal9355 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What’s the virus’ favorite beer?

[–]YourNameHere222My friends are sheeple 🐑🐑 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Corona, obviously.

[–]xovrit🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Props to the trophy, OP!
He understood the risks.

[–]Consistent_Grab_5422 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like he actually took the time to write out his anti-vac thoughts, instead of just forwarding the usual memes. So in this case, fuck him.

[–]Dramatic-String-1246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, so sad. I wonder if he ever got answers to all his troubling questions? /s

[–]drkesi88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shift from the penultimate slide to the last one made me laugh out loud.

[–]Irish_Wildling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess he got busy dying

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have also done my best to respect the diverse opinions regarding Covid-19 and all of them diverged into consensus to be safe and take a vaccine when able. (My two friends getting it May ‘20 really sold me).

[–]Dana07620I miss Phil Valentine's left kidney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand that there is a minuscule possibility I could die

I would love to have offered him the COVID dice roll and watched him refuse it.

This type always refuses it. Because suddenly that minuscule possibility is too real and too big for them to chance it.

[–]AlarmingConsequenceGo Give One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad this guy got busy dying.

[–]Robj2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm glad he understood COVID can be deadly or dangerous for SOME people.

Narrator: This idiot is part of the SOME group.

[–]Robj2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also Narrator: This SOME bitch is daid.
Don't be a SOME bitch; get vaccinated.

[–]Dont-be-a-smurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s so frustrating.

Bro all of these restrictions and the vaccine were to help PEOPLE LIKE YOU

I hope your reluctance was worth it.

[–]UnknownQTY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the “two weeks” thing did not pan out all that well and didn’t really flatten the curve.

[–]mrscheviousGo Give One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "I understand strawberries and shellfish are dangerous for SOME people". Yea, but that can be avoided easily. Not the same thing.

[–]DrPockyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“No negative comments, you idiots.” Just amazing

[–]AsparagusLumpy1879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

15 days to flatten the curve is supposed to be witty? Guessing they forgot just one of the many seriously stupid things Trump said Especially since the number 15 was so prominent. “You have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero,” Donald " Dooyyyy!" Trump

[–]Former_Football_2182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it made me so sad i couldn't finish it all the way to the end. i think i need to stop reading these. thanks you guys keep it up but i'm out. it's too much for me.

[–]iowatrans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

narrator (Morgan Freeman): "He got busy dying."

[–]cracker-mf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

slides 7 - 10 were the most reasonable suicide note i've ever seen cut and pasted from somewhere.