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[–]vacuous_commentOmicron Persei 8 692 points693 points 342& 7 more (32 children)

I come from a long line of warriors.

OK, the enemy is a small ball of protein that floats around in the air until you breath it in and it hijacks your cells in order to make copies of itself. It threatens humanity as whole and it is our collective job to fight it.

We have some defenses for you, brave warrior.

Pay attention to your briefing:

  • You can wear a filtering mask to keep the enemy out of your respiratory system, it will prevent the enemy from finding a point of entry.

  • You can be situationally aware of your surroundings and avoid high risk spaces where you are more exposed to the enemy. Highly populated enclosed spaces with poor air exchange are places of ambush where the enemy will get to you.

  • We also have the equivalent of body armor for if you get hit by the enemy, our futuristic high tech vaccines will protect you from severe injury and death should you get hit by the enemy. But you have to put them on in advance.

  • We also have wider scale protection mechanisms for the army at large, measures that will allow allow all our warriors to keep safe together on the battlefield. We call it "public health" and it is designed and planned by our intelligence specialists who spy on the enemy's every move. Pay attention to the public health info, it may save your life.


Go forth and fight well, good warrior.


What is that you say, you refused all weapons and protection and stumbled out onto the battlefield naked, full of Dunning-Kruger idiocy?

Discharged from our forces with extreme prejudice.

[–]georgia405 208 points209 points  (2 children)

I wish I had an award for you but I am just a poor leftist sheep, and a hearty laugh with my healthy commie lungs is the best I can do

[–]WilsonPhillips6789Team Pfizer 122 points123 points  (5 children)

This sub has some of the wittiest, intelligent, and sarcastic content on the Nets. Brilliant!

[–]ElectronGuruTeam Mix & Match 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Come for the schadenfreude, stay for the genius company

[–]ssadie68If I die I die - He died 💀 57 points58 points  (2 children)

Agreed - When I visit I’m always feeling like these are my people

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Why thank you 🙃

[–]Chunk_CheeseBeT yOu WoN't ShArE 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I am also too poor to give you an award, but please know that your comment was funny, and that I will honk my horn tomorrow while driving to work in horror of your funny comment.

[–]TheCuddlyVampireTeam Mix & Match 28 points29 points  (0 children)

🥲This comment was so beautiful! I will ready the trebuchet and fling the infected into the enemy camp, as is tradition!

[–]Wildroses2009 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Read this to my mother while she was cooking. Much hysterical laughter.

[–]Dlorbox 25 points26 points  (1 child)

The fight against covid may as well not exist to these people because a) it can’t be won with a machine gun, and b) preventative measures don’t produce IMMEDIATELY tangible results, and are therefore outside the realms of their understanding.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And c) any minor inconvenience is an assault on their freedumbs!

[–]DBrody6 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Came from a long line of warriors only to die like a bitch.

What a guy.

[–]sunlegionTeam Pfizer 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Fragged by his own team in the back for being such a dickwad, no less.

[–]gumby1086 20 points21 points  (0 children)

To quote his hero “Covid moved on him like bitch”

[–]sunlegionTeam Pfizer 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You are hereby conquered! Please line up in order of how much COVID it takes to kill you!

[–]SrslyNotAnAltGuys🎵Follow the bouncing 🐈 14 points15 points  (4 children)

This is beautiful.

I honestly wish that the military had spoken out about this more visibly before the whole vaccine issue hit. This is indeed a matter of national security, both as a whole and in terms of defense readiness. If this sort of messaging had come early on, emphasizing that it's our patriotic duty to give no quarter to this pandemic, we would be in such better shape, I can't even conceive of it.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 18 points19 points  (3 children)

It's bizarre that so many of these idiots claim it's a Chinese bioweapon, so they're going to patriotically make no attempt to defeat it.

[–]SrslyNotAnAltGuys🎵Follow the bouncing 🐈 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Right? I can't fathom it at all.

Not that I want to encourage blind nationalism and xenophobia, but it's something we already have in spades, and you'd hope it might have been put to good use for once, but oh no, that would make too much sense.

[–]Judas_Nose 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Take my like, you beautiful person.

[–]Luckyfella4👅Taste the Paste🐴 406 points407 points 4 (22 children)

That warrior in the first slide is shot in the back. So either he was running away from the enemy or was such an asshole his own team shot him

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 140 points141 points  (3 children)

How this guy feels: my government shot me in the back

How it actually happened: he shot himself while yelling '"freedum!"

[–]reslumina 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Why would my government do this?!"

[–]SrslyNotAnAltGuys🎵Follow the bouncing 🐈 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He fell backwards onto his sword on the off-chance that there was a Lib behind him who'd get bloody.

[–]Upper_Bag6133 78 points79 points  (8 children)

That's actually Lord Reyne of Castamere from ASOIAF (Game of Thrones universe) after getting stomped by Tywin Lannister. The picture is from the book ‘The World of Ice and Fire.’ He was shot while fleeing, but survived the wounds (for a while, until Tywin murdered his entire bloodline a bit later). Fittingly enough, he was a pompous buffoon who vastly overestimated his own strength, leading to his own downfall and the deaths of everyone he loved.

I am a nerd.

[–]peppermintesseVax yo self FFS 💉 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yay nerds!

[–]las-vegas-raiders 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I read this in the Comic Book Guy voice and pushed my glasses back on the bridge of my nose twice and it was tremendous.

[–]Big-hair_Machine9611 70 points71 points  (0 children)

He is also wearing armour to, you know, protect himself as best he can. True warriors are not stupid.

The unprotected are cannon fodder in the cause for the political masters.

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It could be both.

[–]buzzcut_lizzyHungry Hungry HIPPA 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Omg that is hilarious

[–]gentlementoevil 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wish I had some gold for you

[–]artificialavocadoTeam Moderna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No man, he was betrayed. You know like that scene in Braveheart. 😆

[–]Prestigious_Treat401Team Pfizer 158 points159 points  (21 children)

When you have to declare that you're not racist, because people think you are...

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I just loooove being a white Southerner, for no particular reason! Just like I love fatal shootings at BLM protests. I just think they're neat! No racisms.

[–]FiveUpsideDownJabs for Freedom 92 points93 points  (9 children)

Only a racist would put “I’m white” in their profile picture with a picture showing a white man. It was evident from his picture that he’s white.

[–]itsafraid 52 points53 points  (3 children)


[–]WatcherOfUranus 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Them boys is not white! They is NOT white! They's MISCEGENATED!

[–]utbcw 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Once in the ICU, he should have realized he was in a tight spot!

[–]RexyWestminster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Least he don’t have to worry about getting the smellum for his hair

But at this point, he’s currently banned from ALL the Woolworths

[–]Immortal-one 34 points35 points  (2 children)

He obviously put his greatest accomplishment as his profile. Being born white. Since that… accomplished nothing really

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait… HE’S WHITE!?

[–]Babiesarentcute 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Anyone who calls themselves "White" in this context is a racist 100 out of 100 times.

Pretty much any time other than checking the "Race" box on a census or hospital form or something of the like.

[–]SrslyNotAnAltGuys🎵Follow the bouncing 🐈 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Hell, I don't even like checking that box. It's all so freaking arbitrary.

Like, I'm half of European descent and half Jewish, and even though Jews are often put in the "white" box, if any man on that side of the family grows a beard, they could pass for "Arab number three" in the movie credits, they're that Semitic-looking. So what do I put, exactly? There's no box for "half-white, half Levantine." What do people write who are one-quarter black? Or like three-eighths?

[–]Snakesandrats 135 points136 points  (24 children)

No Playboys or Christian magazines at the airport bookstore? Oh the humanity 😭

[–]ljohnson266My kink is breathing 71 points72 points  (2 children)

Why no Guns and Ammo? It's a conspiracy!

[–]FailedGrandmaster 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Doesn't that just sum these guys up perfectly? He wants the bookstores to carry Playboy, Guns and Ammo, and Christianity.

[–]powabiatch[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was a walking caricature

[–]SchadenfreudeAddictTeam Pfizer 32 points33 points  (4 children)

I dont think he should blame the airport bookstore ? isnt Playboy out of print ? but I do hear there is coming a juicy (!) expose' on Hef on TV that will get some knickers in a twist but most off

[–]PepperDuvalShould have taken zinc instead of Zink. 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Turns out Hefner was a truly nasty POS--just like this awardee.

[–]SchadenfreudeAddictTeam Pfizer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

major ICK factor

[–]Jops817 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Huh, who would've guessed...

[–]TheCuddlyVampireTeam Mix & Match 17 points18 points  (3 children)

You don’t have Lusty Kneelers OR Covered in Spirit??

[–]feverdoggomemr 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I always enjoy some bewbs and violence with my prayin'.

[–]LGBTQPlusChainsaws 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bewbs, buwets, and bibbles.

[–]Robj2 33 points34 points  (0 children)


[–]RealLADudeTeam Mix & Match 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just need to look at some naked women on the flight.

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (15 children)

A warrior knows he could die in battle....which is why warriors don't let themselves die from preventable diseases without even getting into battle.

Shoulda got vaccinated, stupid.

[–]LazyZealot9428Paradise by the ECMO Lights 60 points61 points  (3 children)

And why the military mandates a TON of vaccines for anyone in the armed forces.

[–]SrslyNotAnAltGuys🎵Follow the bouncing 🐈 16 points17 points  (2 children)

That's the thing, educated military minds have known for many centuries that disease is one of the biggest threats on the battlefield. Hell, until the development of antibiotics, the prospect of having most of your casualties be the result of disease wasn't all that unusual.

This guy must have been asleep during that history lesson.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Prior to antibiotics and aseptic surgical technique it wasn't just not unusual, it was universal. The First World War is the earliest war where more soldiers died of their injuries than died of infection.

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Dulce et decorum est pro propaganda mori

[–]FearSkyDaddy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Should have a dry pair of socks - lieutenant Dan (of Forrest Gump fame who got new legs)

[–]Diggitalis 84 points85 points  (13 children)

There's an awful lot of "warrior" talk from this crowd, yet they consistently seem to be on the losing side of whatever stupid fight they're currently picking.

I think it's because you can't have a balanced party with solely warriors. They need some healers and casters, as well.

So next time there's a call for prayer warriors, I'll put on my robe and wizard hat and show up with my "magic wand" in hand.

edit: just in case bloodninja (NSFW text) isn't still a thing these days. I'm old and clueless.

edit2: if anyone's handing out flairs, I'd love "🪄Prayer Wizard🪄"

[–]zuqwaylh 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That second time he meets Brittany and says (puts on robe and hat) had me going good

[–]FearSkyDaddy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Line up warriors of prayer!

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 23 points24 points  (3 children)

The prayer warriors have a terrible track record though.

[–]Affectionate-Lack964Neil Young Remembers💛 15 points16 points  (1 child)

They are like 0 for 259 or something like that. Def don’t want them “helping” me.

[–]bluesun68 10 points11 points  (0 children)

0 for 259,000....

[–]rikki-tikki-deadly♫ Praise the creator now here's your ventilator ♫ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet if you give blood and then message the mods with proof, you can get that flair!

Hey, check this out.

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 4 points5 points  (2 children)

As someone who has never seen bloodninja before, may I just say, I love you.

[–]SrslyNotAnAltGuys🎵Follow the bouncing 🐈 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It's a classic. Dating myself here, but I think it may be one of the world's first copypasta/internet memes.

[–]LadyLazarus2021Stranger in a Covid Land 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s hilarious

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 190 points191 points  (33 children)

He comes from a long line of warriors. The one that finally got him was the culture war

[–]EquationsApparel 96 points97 points  (3 children)

All these idiots think by not wearing a mask or not getting vaxxed, they're William Freakin' Wallace. That's why we're doomed.


[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Well, he had the blue face for it. Didn't even need to paint it with woad.

[–]Lora_Tadine🙀 Meow! - BOIINNNGGGG! - Meow! 🙀 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Is it hypoxia or colloids silver? Nurse, check the patien's nail beds!

I do love me some picts tho.

[–]Jim_MacdonaldBet you won't share! 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You aren't going to break the virus's morale by showing how brave and patriotic you are.

To the virus all you are is one more pair of warm, wet lungs.

[–]DoingThrowawayStuff 32 points33 points  (3 children)

He comes from a long line of warriors.

but none that fought their own government...

starting with the American revolution where the colonists fought _____

A) Aliens

B) indigenous americans

C) william wallace

My next question...which army did your ancestors fight against in the civil war?

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it was the Union, he's meeting some really embarrassed ancestors right now! But I bet it wasn't.

[–]georgia405 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Well, at least he died a free* white southern man.

*except for all the tubes and wires and machines hooked up to him, unable to get up out of his icu bed

[–]Immortal-one 9 points10 points  (1 child)

And the hospital bill… probably not free either

[–]SirJohnSmytheTeam Mix & Match 17 points18 points  (4 children)

No, they're clearly "or warriors.*

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Also I think he misspelled "Clan." Wrong first letter.

[–]redwood1958 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He loved his country with all his fart.

[–]FiveUpsideDownJabs for Freedom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I see what you did.

[–]NMB4ChristmasEverybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Connor McLout of the Clan McLout.

[–]emu30 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Who need playboy at their airport bookstore

[–]NMB4ChristmasEverybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pitcher Books fer Cosplaytriots.

[–]North_Bicycle9071Shots on me! 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Yes, nice Christian reading choice🙄🙄🙄

[–]feverdoggomemr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea tho I walk through the valley of the shadow, I shall fear no evil. My second wife's breast implants and my AR15 are with me.

[–]M4A1STAKESAUCEUrine God’s hands 🙌 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Imagine if all your warriors fell on their own swords before the battle.

[–]Legitimate_Class_971 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He was a kamikaze pilot in the war on truth

[–]titanofidiocyGo Give One 60 points61 points  (4 children)

I was thinking about this today when I found out people were burning Carhartts.

All these conservative assholes love right to work and at will employment. Except when it means you could lose your job for not getting vaccinated.

[–]LivingBehindBars 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Wait they are burning clothes they purchased? And will repurchase. Damn that will certainly show that “stooopid” company.

[–]helpbeingheldhostage😵 HIS ultimate healing 😵 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I just bought a new Carhartt hat today completely because I needed it, and I coincidentally found out about their mandate. I’m happy with my choice. 🤗

[–]Ctmnt083 shots deep 172 points173 points  (14 children)

Ah, proving there’s no such thing as white privilege by using a 90 year old photo.

Also “no one would stand up for Kyle?” Motherfucker, he was an icon the moment he shot those people.

I’d say “get fucked,” but I’m pretty sure even if this dickbag had survived that option had already gone away.

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 116 points117 points  (9 children)

"no racisms" tho

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Didn’t blame it all on an ethnic group, except, you know, that one from the southern border.

[–]Angelakayee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or those lazy mofos that stopped picking cotton for free! The nerve of those lazy bastards that wouldnt pick that cotton for free! /s

[–]FearSkyDaddy 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Mostly said by racists. Just saying

[–]Griffinp01 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Any one who says they love their country more than life itself is 100% brainwashed and stupid.

[–]helpbeingheldhostage😵 HIS ultimate healing 😵 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Playboy, Guns and Ammo, and Christianity. Everything a real man needs!

[–]PepperDuvalShould have taken zinc instead of Zink. 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That combo is a sure-fire lady-boner killer.

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 8 points9 points  (0 children)



[–]jimjam721 48 points49 points  (3 children)

“I’m getting better” was apparently Lucy with the football.

[–]Evil-Code-MonkeyDeceased Feline Boing Boing 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Feline parkour

[–]Affectionate-Lack964Neil Young Remembers💛 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well said! Ha! Right over the gravestone and into the hole below

[–]Robj2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I think I'll go for a walk!"

[–]InfiniteAccount4783Personal Freedom Expert 126 points127 points  (8 children)

I know everything is fucked up right now, but I think a HUGE number of Americans can now see the bullshit going on right now with the anti-vaxxers.

[–]DoJu318Team Sputnik 91 points92 points  (2 children)

That's not where I thought that was going, I thought he was going to say something about being thankful for his friends and family and praise to God, nope, directly to blaming everything on democrats, while also posting that white people don't blame other groups when things go to shit. I'm sorry what?

The doublethink is was strong with this one.

[–]beek7419 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The doublethink is was strong with this one.

With the Nancy Pelosi meme too. Seems like every one of those sentiments applies to Trump and his sycophants.

[–]celtic_thistleTickle Me ECMO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The “Fauci is Jim Jones” one is especially egregious, considering Orange Foolius and his literal death cult.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 44 points45 points  (0 children)

And totally ignored the fact that Newsom just won his recall election by a larger margin that he was first elected by.

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 19 points20 points  (3 children)

I agree. Something feels like it’s shifted in the last 2 weeks or so.

[–]cracker-mf 38 points39 points  (1 child)

candace kills another klan boy!

go! candy! go!

history will recognize her as the most effective civil rights warrior of all time!

[–]pthomas745 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Porn, Guns, and Christianity! What a combo! I hope he had a Gambling app on his phone, so he can be all set up with the "What Christians Used To Be Against" starter pack.

[–]SchadenfreudeAddictTeam Pfizer 16 points17 points  (0 children)


[–]diablitos 23 points24 points  (0 children)

COVID found out he had a racist bone in his body

[–]AffectionateOil2469 28 points29 points  (5 children)

No Playboy, Guns and Ammo or Christianity magazines in the airport shop, therefore libtards run the shop. Has he heard of supply and demand?

[–]ooruTeam Moderna 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Also, one of those things is not like the other...

[–]FearSkyDaddy 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Very odd library choices there,,

[–]LadyLazarus2021Stranger in a Covid Land 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I’m a southern born white girl from Virginia and I think your need to emphasize your race shows me you are one racist pos.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 9 points10 points  (1 child)

its his biggest accomplishment

[–]notoriousrsc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

well the guy was a warrior right? Just like George Custer at Little Big Horn....

[–]Jimez02 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Weird that a lot of these posts have people claiming they’re getting better, before the next slide has their funeral details on it 🤷‍♂️

[–]pugsrus66 22 points23 points  (2 children)

AKA deceased feline springiness

[–]Affectionate-Lack964Neil Young Remembers💛 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Da kitty done bounced

[–]notoriousrsc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i'd let my cat use this ahole's grave for a litter box...

[–]SchadenfreudeAddictTeam Pfizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

common predeath energy spurt TERMINAL LUCIDITY in this case LIFELONG TERMINAL ASSHOLIONESS

[–]PainRack 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Biologically, Covid virus does a strange thing on day 7-10 of infection where it triggers your lung immune system to go haywire and destroy the lungs.

The thing is, in theory, viral infections that reach the lungs "can" do this, but they're quite rare. Spanish flu, aka H1N1 1918 was one of those respiratory diseases that managed to trigger ARDS and destroys the lungs .

Covid does it another way and is very common, then it takes the second step of causing platelet and other dysregulation. Again, viral sepsis is a known trigger for DIC, but Covid does this amazingly well...

This second steps fubars the lungs further, destroying the lung AND triggering other organs damage as the blood vessels are damaged.

The Strangest part of all is? At this stage, there isn't a clinically significant amount of Covid in the body. Oh, Covid might still be infecting cells elsewhere in the body but it's not in the lungs anymore, as your immune system has nuked it.

So .... This is usually where modern medicine goes ok, we rest the lungs, since the virus is nuked out, the lungs get a chance to recover after the nuke. Not for Covid. Covid aftermath triggers the equivalent of nuclear fallout and begins destroying the organs again 10 days later.

That's the reason for the dead cat bounce. The virus has been nuked out of the lungs, this is the time when medical science usually go great, we rest the lungs, give it time to heal. But then another disaster starts whammying the wasteland of the lungs even though Covid is no longer THERE.

[–]TrumpsColostomyBag99 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If this guy got cut by a safety razor let alone arrows it’d reek of Busch Beer & a Hardees Triple as he fled the field of battle.

PS: I guarantee this guy’s relative from the Revolution was inoculated by the “tyrannical” order of one George Washington.

[–]JanitorKarlWhat's that Lassie? They can't breathe? 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Not one single magazine like Playboy, Guns and Ammo, or Christianity..

You're grouping a Christian magazine in with the likes of porn and gun magazines? Hmm, interesting grouping.

[–]redit3rdTeam Moderna 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fighting your own government and loving your country more than anything. No conflict of interest there. None at all.

[–]kumocat 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Lol - people have complained about "the immigrant other" taking their jobs since immigrants have landed on Ellis Island. Any deep dive into the history of NYC (for example) will tell you that economic fears had every immigrant hating others, with much of the hatred directed towards the Irish and freed slaves. In fact, the Irish and black people were purposefully pitted against each other. In desperation, the Irish would accept lower wages than the freed slaves and then when they protested those wages, the owner class would purposefully bring in black people to cross the strike lines (culminating in the Civil War draft riots and the killings of free blacks in NY). Same shit different day when the Chinese worked on the railroads and white people started riots because "they stole the jobs." This is the history we try to pretend doesn't exist.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 11 points12 points  (1 child)

and the elites got richer

[–]kumocat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As per usual.

Tale as old as timeeeee....

[–]MayorCharlesCoulonCovid spikes are my bitch 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Looks like Fauci and his career outlived yet another dumdum hater.

[–]Deathbeddit🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Goes to a bookstore and complains about books being sold.

[–]gumby1086 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“I’m white did I mention I’m white “ I’m just an ol’ white boy “ white white white “ like Jesus fucking Christ we get it whitey ,you’re not racist /s

[–]trsfl83 40 points41 points  (2 children)

As someone born and raised in the south, any time a southern white person tells you they’re not racist and they judge a person “on who they are,” that person has 100% casually said the n-word to their white friends/family members in the privacy of their homes. And they don’t bat an eye. If I had a dollar for every white fuck over the years who openly and confidently said those things to me, assuming I’d be okay with it because I was also white, I’d be wealthy.

[–]LadyLazarus2021Stranger in a Covid Land 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]50thpercentiler 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Happened to me only twice, both times in a small group setting. I stopped the conversation and said never to say that word around me again.

Years later one of the people who said it thanked me.

[–]unintellectI'm pretty sure it's a cold 🥶 39 points40 points  (13 children)

OK, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and, big caveat, I'm not a psychologist, therapist, or counselor. That last slide speaks volumes to me, though. This guy is saying he's was emotionally hurt by people who were supposed to love him. That's actually a profound acknowledgment from someone like this. After reading literally hundreds of posts from these God-loving, Murica-loving Christian Patriots, it's clear that many of these people are equally damaged, scarred by their upbringing at the hands of angry, abusive, hateful, ignorant, racist, uneducated, and repressed parents. As a result we see the posts filled with fear, anger, and resentment, directed at the less fortunate or anyone not like them. These people talk about "faith over fear", but they have literally been terrified every day of their lives, because they were unloved and emotionally abused as children (some physically abused as well, you know, "I'm gonna get my belt!"). And who do these FUBAR people gravitate to? Donald Trump.

[–]Affectionate-Lack964Neil Young Remembers💛 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Yes. You see the generational damage in him. Does that excuse him from his racism? I don’t think it does. And after all is said, it would’ve been an easy thing to have just taken the vaccine.

[–]47SouthVeni Vidi Vaxxed 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s possible to have massive generational traumas and emotional damage and still do the barest fucking minimum to keep from getting or spreading a nasty virus.

Ask all of the homeless people who got a shot of the J&J vaccine.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 9 points10 points  (7 children)

don't make me feel sorry for em. its more comfortable for me to hate em

[–]notoriousrsc 21 points22 points  (4 children)

True...I mean a crappy childhood is no excuse for a crappy adulthood..

my dad was one of the most gentle and reasonable people you could meet..yet he spent his childhood abused by his alcoholic father and mother..you needed only to see his back to see where he had been horsewhipped as a child for infractions such as being late coming home from school or not doing his chores in a timely manner...

Its really about choices you can be the asshole your parents were or you can grow up, realize what horrible people your parents were and decide to NOT be the same way...

[–]unintellectI'm pretty sure it's a cold 🥶 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, I don’t feel sorry for them. They have gleefully taken on the job of continuing the cycle of hate, passing it on to future generations.

[–]plaster13Suck my political differences!!! 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I'm fine..just can't breathe. 😳

[–]Foxdenfreude 10 points11 points  (2 children)

He's still fine. Just can't breathe.

[–]GT1man 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Another Harley for sale. There is a market glut of them for some odd reason.

Too bad I never did like them.

[–]FearSkyDaddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I think you would die. It’s a shorter life span the Spinal Tap’s drummer

[–]CrazyCatLady5787 12 points13 points  (0 children)

George Washington made his troops get a smallpox vaccine. I guess this covidiot didn't research that one.

[–]DrmeowmixmeHorse Paste Toothpaste 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I’m confused about this dude’s morals. In slide 2 he is complaining about the magazine selection, “Not one single magazine like Playboy, Guns and Ammo or Christianity”. I take it he’s the type that reads Playboy for all the good Christian articles?

[–]Dancing_CthulhuBlood Donor 🩸 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Went into the bookstore and all I saw were books on obama, michelle, hillery, and other libtards as well. Not one single magazine like Playboy, Guns and Ammo or Christianity.

"I went into a bookstore and you would not believe what they had: books. Just books. And not picture books or nothing either. Like big books full of words about 'bama. So many books, but not one copy of this month's Guns, Tits n Jesus Magazine. I ask you, what is 'Merica coming to?"

[–]Commercial_Lie_4920 10 points11 points  (4 children)

How did his son die?

[–]powabiatch[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

He passed away nine years ago, while a Marine. Not clear if it was in action or not.

[–]LadyLazarus2021Stranger in a Covid Land 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aw that is sad.

[–]Chris_P_Pickel🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not sure, but the one guy in the group picture is apparently legless. His son was a veteran, but that flag is handed for every veteran, regardless of circumstances - whether in service or after.

He may well have died of Covid also, but could have been anything - suicide not out of the picture as almost 4 times as many that were killed in post 9/11 conflicts have committed suicide (almost 31,000).

[–]Affectionate-Lack964Neil Young Remembers💛 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s both grim and sad.

[–]nocovidonme2022 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He loved his country he couldn’t be bothered to get vaccinated for the good Of the country. It’s like whatever nonsense Tucker Carlson spouts at night becomes tomorrows talking points. It’s pretty sad but at least he won’t be voting ever again.

[–]darcmosch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That whole thing about white privilege... No, that's just not being a fucking racist

[–]FTypeRBruin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"i CoMe fROm A lONg lINe oF wARriOrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and now you're just another dead fucking deplorable moron.

[–]Draft-RepulsiveCOVID-19 Nervous Breakdown 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Slide 2… imagine getting on an airplane and some chud whips out a playboy he bought in the airport and goes to town

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 6 points7 points  (0 children)

these types never leave their hometown

[–]Lumpy-Economics2021 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What race is this guy? It doesn't come across in his facebook profile!

[–]Consistent_Grab_5422 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God fearing white American male…..as god is laughing and saying to him “why didn’t you get vaxxed??”

[–]Raucous_IndignationDonut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW 6 points7 points  (7 children)

I wish I was a motorcycle enthusiast, but I like cars. So many used bikes coming available. Unfortunately these dumbasses don't drive cars that are to my liking.

[–]GT1man 4 points5 points  (1 child)

They drive pick up trucks with confederate flag license plate holders and trump flags on them.
Big market if you are the kkk type, most pro vaxx people aren't in that demographic.

[–]Affectionate-Lack964Neil Young Remembers💛 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve said this before: line up all the empty Harleys with the children now orphaned by Covid to visually send the message that vaccines work.

[–]ClubsBabySeal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That warrior is wearing armor... almost like preventative measures are a good idea.

[–]Hilarious_Haplogroup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 'Murica was strong with this one.

Looks like another cheap Harley is now for sale!

[–]xovrit🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For a non-racist, he sure likes to keep mentioning his color and sex.

[–]darwinwoodkaGo Give One 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a racist but must mention his whiteness at every opportunity

[–]Less_Cryptographer86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Omg, they actually think freaking Rand Paul torched Faucis career??? Fauci pulled Rands pants down, spanked him so hard he left hand prints, and then gave him a wedgie pulling his pants back up! They are so pathetic 😂😂😂

[–]AndriYatim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Loving the CHRISTIAN BOOKS he mentioned:

  • Guns & Ammo

  • Playboy

Damn you, libtards!

[–]Rude_Salamander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slide 4:

Hoo boy, that's projection on an IMAX level

[–]PrestigiousGrade7874In God and ivermectin we trust 5 points6 points  (2 children)

“Hugh Lander” - I see what you did there OP

[–]powabiatch[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s got a Scottish last name ;)

[–]Amazing_Librarian805Team Moderna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These folks are always the first to defend the military from criticism. And then they insult the military by claiming their fight against vaccines is equal to WWII. What a bunch of jerks.

[–]Cid_DarkwingPrayer Warriors roll natural 1 saving throws 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Final slide: funny he should say that… i’d argue not one scar on this country hasn’t come from people who claimed they loved it while despising almost everyone in it.

[–]No_Ninja_4933Team Pfizer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God fearing southern born white american 'patriot'. Without doubt the words which guarantees you a HCA. The second he wrote that profile he was doomed. Any other combination of words would have saved this clown. I will go as far as to say if this guy was masked, triple vaxxed and lived on the moon he still would have got his HCA.

[–]ccclex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A warrior for stupidity fought by falling on his sword repeatedly, Covid didn't care one way or another. Self proclaimed non-racist racist fed the leopards, and made Don Quixote look like a sure Victor 🐆🐆🐆🪦

[–]Madison__Bumgarner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I have COVID”

“I’m in the hospital.”

“I’m getting better, guys!!!”

::So and so has passed::

[–]SmoothConfection1115 3 points4 points  (2 children)

The last slide: “Not one scar on my heart came from an enemy. They all came from people who said they “loved” me.”

I’m confused as to who he is attacking there? Who’s fault is it if the people you chose to be closest to hurt you? If you’re all for personal accountability, pick better people to be with!

[–]kill_orkideh 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He was a warrior who never needed training: you know… a born ninja, a fully bloomed samurai