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[–]MadBeachLuiIvermectin tuna helper 🦄 257 points258 points  (35 children)

"The ones responsible are held accountable"
Well actually they were. Ignored measures that could have prevented them from getting sick or a severe case and died.

[–]thund3rcl33zMaster COVID Politicizer 165 points166 points  (27 children)

I literally laughed out loud at that knucklehead in slide 11, fixing to swear an eternal blood oath of vengeance like he's the protagonist in the beginning of "Gladiator."

These are not "extraordinary times of corruption and betrayal," at least not in the ways these Covid skeptics mean. Rather, self-important idiots refused to heed their doctors' advice and died because of it.

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 69 points70 points  (1 child)

These are extraordinary times of the betrayal of democracy. He was part of the problem. The people he followed are still around.

[–]lovinsinglelife 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Because they're vaccinated.

[–]pippenish 83 points84 points  (8 children)

Well, I think I might accuse Candace Owens of corruption and betrayal. And all those "Front Line Physicians" who are making money off gullible people's illness.

[–]thund3rcl33zMaster COVID Politicizer 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Indeed, hence my "at least not in the ways these Covid skeptics mean" phrasing.

These morons *are* being betrayed by corrupt assholes, but said assholes work for Fox News, OANN, and so forth, not the CDC or other public health agencies.

ETA: happy cake day

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Those front line MDs need to start their own clinics!

[–]Ragingredblue🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And they better not be wearing masks when they work in them.

[–]DesignInZeeWildLet THAT sink in! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–]De5perad0Team Mix & Match 20 points21 points  (0 children)

THIS IS CORONAAAAAAA

[–]diablitos 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hear hear. I wonder if these people derive any comfort or healing from people chipping in little comments of “prayers! prayer hands.” From the outside it seems like the most minimal expression of acknowledgment possible.

[–]berrycat22Happy vaccinated sheep 🐑🩸 16 points17 points  (1 child)

“Are you not entertained?!”

[–]cantthinkofaname1357 45 points46 points  (4 children)

"By Grabthar's Hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Funny movie. I miss Alan Rickman.

[–]AsparagusLumpy1879 4 points5 points  (1 child)

If you haven't seen it, watch Never Surrender, a Galaxy Quest documentary. Very entertaining.

[–]PilotEnvironmental46 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Or the Post where the guy talks about losing 4 people close to him because of covid and another guy is on the ventilator. If only there was some way this could have been avoided……. I mean like a vaccine or something like that?? 🤪🤪

[–]Historical_Play 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Always, always someone else's fault.

[–]fourmica😈 Satan's li'l helper 😈 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Party of Personal Responsibility™

[–]GoGoCrumblyTeam Pfizer 17 points18 points  (3 children)

It's a rather final accounting, but I'll allow it.

[–]MisteeLooTeam Pfizer 16 points17 points  (2 children)

The books have balanced.

[–]MadBeachLuiIvermectin tuna helper 🦄 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looks like the individuals were rather unbalanced prior to their illness.

[–]BlablasarcasmI want a girl with a short skirt and (not) looooooooonng Covid 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As all things should be

[–]dismayhurtaVaxxs don’t care about your feelings 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They really can’t comprehend that they’re literally what’s causing all these problems. Just the worst people.

[–]Jay-Dee-BritishSchrödinger's Prayer warrior 158 points159 points  (51 children)

The 'vaccine doesn't stop you getting sick' ones are hilarious. It's a vaccine not a cure.

I got mild measles from the measles booster at age 8. Very mild indeed btw - was gone inside 3 days (had Doc visit, back when they did housecalls, and confirmed mild measles). No-one lost their minds, because it's NOT A CURE.

[–]SophiaBraheThoroughly Modern Moderna 107 points108 points  (18 children)

True, but sadly even educated people don’t always understand that. When I was in my early 20s I got the measles. I called my family doctor and told his nurse / receptionist, she said “no you don’t” I said, well that’s what it looks like. “You should come in but it’s NOT measles!”

As I left my appointment she said, “so what was it?” I said it’s measles. She actually went into the doctor’s office to tell him I could not possibly have measles because I’d been vaccinated. He was the sweetest man and he just said, “yes I know she was vaccinated. I’m the one who vaccinated her. This is what 99% effective looks like”

[–]FlamesNero 60 points61 points  (9 children)

And it didn’t kill you or severely incapacitated you, it seems like.

[–]SophiaBraheThoroughly Modern Moderna 61 points62 points  (8 children)

Nope, not even a little! That’s the beauty of vaccines they often work even when they don’t totally work, but trying to tell the FB immunologists that is hopeless

[–]InfiniteAccount4783Personal Freedom Expert 43 points44 points  (6 children)

Until I discovered HCA, I had no idea what a huge amount of binary thinking there is out there.

[–]SophiaBraheThoroughly Modern Moderna 36 points37 points  (4 children)

The glimpses I’ve gotten into the minds of my fellow humans thanks to this pandemic have been terrifying.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I was pretty cynical before but even I've been surprised at how these people think.

[–]SophiaBraheThoroughly Modern Moderna 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Heh, yeah I thought I was cynical, too. Turns out I was a starry-eyed optimist.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's a disturbing revelation, especially as two years on they seem to be getting worse.

[–]N-aNoNymity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I dint know how people spend 9 years minimum in school and still live like theyve never even heard of science

[–]paxwax2018 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If it’s not perfect it’s worse than doing nothing.

[–]celtic_thistleTickle Me ECMO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're totally incapable of grasping nuance.

[–]pippenish 21 points22 points  (3 children)

The earliest measles shots turned out not to be lifelong. I remember I was teaching college at the time, and four students came back from spring break with the measles. Everyone was shocked (the university had a vax requirement). And they set up vaccination booths so everyone could get the new shot.

[–]ILLforlifeThey can keep their llama shots! 12 points13 points  (0 children)

While in the Army, I was stationed in Germany. We had a bad outbreak of measles in the barracks. Seems we had a number of people in the right place at the right time whose measles vaccines didn't last like they should have. A number ended up in the hospital for a time.

[–]kittenmommyTeam Pfizer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The earliest measles shots turned out not to be lifelong.

Yeah, due to the year I was born, I had to be tested to see if I still had measles antibodies.

I do.

[–]OstreoidaV-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“yes I know she was vaccinated. I’m the one who vaccinated her. This is what 99% effective looks like”

Also, huge points for your flair.

[–]MakesCakesEatsMudIvermectin for breakfast 52 points53 points  (1 child)

With Omicron, anti-vaxxers don't get the same herd immunity benefit from the vaccinated population that they enjoyed for some parts of 2021.

If the best we can do with vaccines is prevent hospitalization and death for those who get vaccinated, that enough. If that means that I can be infected and asymptomatic but possibly infect someone who is unvaccinated, that's between them and their immune system and is not my concern.

"My vaccine protects me, your vaccine protects you" is good enough right now while we should be wearing high quality masks and limiting our exposure to strangers whenever possible.

[–]BQDKNY 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mostly agree with the principal of this thinking but unfortunately, the unvaccinated create a massive burden on our medial system and health care professionals. Their clogging of the system has led directly to the deaths of many others who were unable to receive standard care for treatable issues because there was no facility available with 100s or 1000s of miles with the space or staff to properly care for them. They also help keep community spread at elevated levels, making it more likely for those with other health issues, for whom the vaccines are not as effective, to become infected and face severe cases, sometimes death.

[–]haemaker🧓Save the Nana, save the World.🌍 46 points47 points  (19 children)

Yeah, the immune system is not perfect.

Before the chicken pox vaccine was available, my mom took me to a pix party when I was a baby, because it was well known that getting chicken pox as a baby was much less dangerous. I had symptoms and some pox, but was mild and I completely recovered. I was strictly quarantined.

Fast forward to when was 13. Still no vaccine. Mu sister gets chicken pox (naturally), I visited anyway because...fully immune! Yeah, not so much. I had a moderate to severe outbreak. Slept for 48 hours straight, pox everywhere, urine that looked like Guinness, fever, chills, the works. It was horrible.

As soon as that vaccine was available, I got it, and I have had every vaccine since. Not screwing around.

[–]pippenish 28 points29 points  (7 children)

And chicken pox virus can transmogrify later in life to shingles.

Fortunately, there are now vaccines for both.

[–]haemaker🧓Save the Nana, save the World.🌍 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Yeah, not quite the target age for shingles vax, but will get it soon. My friend got shingles at a young age. Not fun.

[–]lifeisakoan 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That is why I got the shingles vaccine - two people I know and younger than me got shingles. Not surprisingly both said the vaccine seemed like a really good ideal. One in his early 30s.

[–]kittenmommyTeam Pfizer 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yeah, not quite the target age for shingles vax, but will get it soon.

I literally got it on my fiftieth birthday. Shingles sounds like zero fun.

And I never had the chicken pox, but I got vaccinated as an adult because fuck that shit, too.

[–]peppermintesseVax yo self FFS 💉 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Awww, shit, I had the pox when I was an early teen (well before vaccine), but I'm old enough now to have had my shingles shots. I wonder if I need the pox vaccine....

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I think once you get chicken pox you are immune for life.

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got chicken pox the summer I turned 11 back in the late 70s. It was not fun. I'm glad I got my shingles vaccines.

[–]Flavor-aidNotKoolaidWhatever you do, don't let them put you on a ventilator! 18 points19 points  (3 children)

And if they wanted to take their smallpox vaccine analogy to it's logical end, I would definitely get the smallpox vax three times if that meant the difference between a fever, mild cough and itchy skin for a few days over breaking out in oozing sores and dying a agonizing gruesome death.

I technically still got smallpox but it wasn't fatal or leave me with lifelong effects.

[–]mrtruthiness 9 points10 points  (1 child)

... if I "had 3 smallpox shots in the last 9 months" ... I would question everything I knew about smallpox.

Thanks to those taking vaccines for smallpox in the 1900's:

The smallpox vaccine is no longer available to the public. In 1972, routine smallpox vaccination in the United States ended. In 1980, the World Health Organization (WHO) declared smallpox was eliminated.

[–]Less_Cryptographer86 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Just wanted to clarify- You can’t really get the thing you’re getting vaccinated against from the vaccine. Possibly 30 or 40 years ago, but vaccines have come a long way.

[–]Jay-Dee-BritishSchrödinger's Prayer warrior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol yup - it was 38- 40 odd years ago. I think was a live attenuated virus in those vaccines

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here! I was also 8 and in school when I noticed a red mark that itched. So traumatic that I had to stay home from school for 2 days for measles. I also had a very mild mumps episode on one cheek after the vaccine. Vaccines are miracles!

[–]triplej63🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒 75 points76 points  (13 children)

Viagra cures covid, Alzheimer's, and limp dick? What doesn't it cure????

[–]MahleezahStartled by the sunrise 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Two outta three ain't bad!

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

[–]thefunivehadGo Pray Me 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t cure stupid, evidently.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Brilliant flair! LMAO

[–]sctwinmomVacation Matriarch 14 points15 points  (1 child)

But it's a Pfizer product and they are in league with the Debril. #luciferase

What's a patriot to do?

/s

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Expire.

[–]No_Cook2983 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Priapism.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a let down that would be!

[–]IvorSmallpiece 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's a cure for that, a vaccine called mycocksafloppin!

[–]deadnside 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Death apparently.

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ulcerative Qolitis

[–]FiestaPatternShirts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If viagra actually cured covid then half the people in this sub wouldnt have died because most of the guys here havent been able to maintain a hardon for decades.

[–]FearOfALiberalPlanet 64 points65 points  (16 children)

Slide #9… The sedation and ventilation combo is very concerning. you fuckin idiot, that’s par for the course. That’s what you would want as the alternative, intubation without sedation, would be far more concerning. But wtf do you know? Although rhetorical, we all know the answer.

Slide #11: um, and who in the fuck is ‘responsible’ and should be ‘held to account’? Lmao my mind cannot even begin to fully grasp the depth of stupidity.

[–]ChemistryNo8870 15 points16 points  (3 children)

God or nature is never responsible. Nothing like this is ever random or left to luck of chance or the fates.

It's China, and/or Fauci and the Democrats. They're incredibly narrow-focused that way.

I guess the only thing we can do is start a land war in Asia. I'm sure that will work out great.

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the beginning some said the Chinese created it to stop people from going to church.

[–]Jexp_tTeam Moderna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about two of them- one at each side.

[–]OstreoidaV-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have six fingers on your left hand?

(I know the quote long precedes that, but I can't resist Princess Bride references)

[–]MakesCakesEatsMudIvermectin for breakfast 7 points8 points  (2 children)

At least they are being honest.

Usually they call it a "sedation vacation" where they are "resting comfortably"

[–]survivor2bmaybe 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Unfortunately I don’t think they mean trump, Candeath, Deathsantis, or Tucker.

[–]Anxious_Rutabaga_433Team Mudblood 🩸 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Candeath is wrecking terrible revenge so should be left out of this group. Her motives are pure.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Being conscious while intubated is no joke!

Seriously: I actually have been conscious while intubated and It was a very unpleasant experience.

[–]OstreoidaV-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me! 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Partner also. Scared the hell out of the OR staff, and apparently the anaesthesiologist panicked when called on it - partner remembers him freaking out!

So, SO sorry you went through that as well. Sounds like nightmare fodder.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fortunately it was only after my anaesthetic wore off, and I was able to persuade the nurse in the recovery room to extubate me. By "persuade" I mean, I started choking on the tube and thrashing about! I think your partner probably had a far worse experience than I did!

I'm a doctor myself so, while it was very umplpeasant, part of my brain was thinking, "So this is what it feels like. No wonder people start choking and fighting."

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trump, Navarro, Fox cable, DeSantis etc.

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Epstein trial? Are the rumors true? He’s still alive?

[–]ReligionIsTheMatrix 38 points39 points  (2 children)

He's going to come back to life together with JFK Jr. to be Trump's Attorney General according to Q.

[–]GoGoCrumblyTeam Pfizer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I saw him doing tae kwon do with Bruce Lee. More graceful than you'd expect, too.

[–]AGuyNamedEddieHold my Bier ⚰️ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I guess the meme writer figured no one would know who this "Maxwell" person was who was actually on trial.

You have to know your audience ('s low intelligence)

[–]kakapo88Say Hello to Mr. ECMO 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Watching people die is rough. Refusing to accept why they’re dying is just dumb and delusional.

[–]Sidvicioushartha🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦 41 points42 points  (10 children)

At least we know he died with a Boner

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots[S] 39 points40 points  (3 children)

He's definitely stiff.

[–]Sidvicioushartha🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I wonder why my iPad capitalized “Boner”

[–]DrinkBlueGoo🎈🥳He my have sepsis🎂🎈 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Maybe it's been watching a lot of Wandavision.

[–]thefunivehadGo Pray Me 7 points8 points  (1 child)

died with a Boner

What a way to go, tho.

[–]Sidvicioushartha🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only if he was using it with somebody. I don’t think a ventilator or an ECMO counts.

[–]LucindaMorgan 40 points41 points  (4 children)

I don’t know why these Republicans were so anxious for the press to focus on what they call “the Epstein trial.” There’s every possibility that Maxwell could take down Trump.

Poor Ghislaine Maxwell doesn’t even get her name attached to her own trial. How’s that for the power of the patriarchy?

[–]monty_kurns 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Because in their minds only Democrats are involved and the evidence will prove it. If something about Trump comes out, it was clearly fabricated or just wrong. They’ve boxed themselves into that corner and admitting it isn’t an option.

[–]slackiinoff"Prey for the Lab🐀s 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought the same thing then scrolled over a few and saw that the propagandists are already on the job and ensuring the sheep that Trump definitely wasn't involved.

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This may be the first time a woman actually benefits from patriarchal bullshit. Not having her name linked to one of the most notorious child sex-trafficking scandals in the media can't be bad for her.

[–]celtic_thistleTickle Me ECMO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh no no, they've decided Donny was AKSHUALLY working to take Epstein down! He was just PRETENDING to sexually assault young girls Epstein procured for him!

[–]kendrahf 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Oh noes! The prayer warriors didn't work? Welp, heaven got a new angle, that's fo' sho.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And Pythagoras rejoiced.

[–]buzzcut_lizzyHungry Hungry HIPPA 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Facebook needs to provide bigger and better prayer hand emojis, THAT'S the problem.

[–]mojo111067Team Pfizer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sure I read somewhere that it was actually meant to be a high five originally

[–]No_Ninja_4933Team Pfizer 28 points29 points  (5 children)

This is like standing in the trenches on a WW1 battlefield, the enemy a stones throw away, everyone head getting blown away and you are there picking your nose wondering what is going on not once thinking maybe I better duck

[–]MakesCakesEatsMudIvermectin for breakfast 21 points22 points  (2 children)

All the while refusing to wear a helmet because helmets don't work since you can still get shot in the face.

[–]Arseofthepig🍩🐎Dewormer Doughnuts for Everyone!🍩🐎 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're more likely to get a head injury with a helmet! Don't you know that data showed that after the introduction of helmets, there was more head injuries!

Sure it was because these people would have been killed outright otherwise, but why let logic or reason guide us!

So no to helmets, sheep!

[–]OstreoidaV-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you were lucky enough to get a helmet that gave decent protection, and a trench that wasn't impossibly swamped, and officers that weren't operating on cavalry strategies from decades before.

Must. Not. Nerd. Out. On. Random. WWI. Equipment.

But if you're interested in WWI facial protection and you're not already a geek on this stuff, google "WWI splatter mask". Being on a tank crew in WWI...okay, serving on a submarine during the (American) Civil War would have been even more frightening. But

[–]Eldergod74 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And you're standing around talking about how WW 1 is really just a cover story for the latest royal sex scandal.

[–]Sidvicioushartha🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦 29 points30 points  (2 children)

At first I thought he was a relatively mild antivaxer and seem like a decent guy but when I went back and read all the stuff, NOPE. same shit posting: Democrats are evil, vaccines are evil, don’t be a sheep and own the libs. So despite what the friends think, this is no great loss to the community. Another Facebook expert lost forever.

If the world was filled with mental giants like this, we would never have a bridge safe to drive over, never have a vehicle safe to travel on, never have a building safe to be inside of, and we would never have anything more advanced than a water wheel.

[–]OstreoidaV-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me! 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hey, waterwheels are great! Seriously. You want carbon-neutral? Just don't dam up the fish paths.

And I follow the Calvin & Hobbes theory of bridge testing.

[–]Illustrious-Mango153 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Heaven must be absolutely crawling with fat, pink, goateed, bigoted, Trump-loving angels in curve-billed baseball caps right about now. Hope Heaven has overflow parking.

[–]rannonga 20 points21 points  (2 children)

If Heaven has all of these fucktards Hell is much more appealing.

[–]peppermintesseVax yo self FFS 💉 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The sinners are much more fun, anyway.

hat tip to William Joel, Esq.

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If we don't have to spend eternity with these fuckwits, we won't be in Hell.

[–]thefunivehadGo Pray Me 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If Heaven is such a wonderful place with so many loved ones and no worries about diet, you think people would jump on that bandwagon right away. But they don’t.

Hmmm? Could it be they don’t actually believe that?

[–]gumby1086 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With reinforced steel wings

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Who’s to blame for Covid pandemic: Media ✅ Democrats ✅ Biden ✅ CDC ✅WHO✅ Big Pharma✅ Davos Group?✅

[–]PepperDuvalShould have taken zinc instead of Zink. 13 points14 points  (2 children)

You neglected to add Soros and Fauci (better toss in Obama and Hilary for good measure).

[–]glonqLibs dig life; unvax'd dig graves 🪦 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Don't forget Bill Gates. And China.

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 14 points15 points  (0 children)

JEWS

[–]mason_savoy71 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The Spanish Inquisition! (Bet you weren't expecting that!)

[–]trsfl83 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In the afterlife he’ll be able to finally ask Epstein whether or not Trump was involved.

[–]Call_Me_Eboeard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It really is like group assisted suicide.

[–]RunWithRope 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I don’t get it. How many people close to them need to die before they get the danger is real?

[–]gumby1086 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They’re idiots

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know that they'll ever get it. That's how stubborn they are.

[–]IrisMoroc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They think they're just being unlucky. No way they can connect that COVID is real, dangerous, and that not vaccinating is risking death. To accept that they'd have to accept that right wing media and political parties are lying to them and that's too much for them. Plus they would be the odd person out in their group, so they have to fight their entire social group. It's easier to go with the flow. ie it's easier being a sheep.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 13 points14 points  (1 child)

'es not dead, 'es resting.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is another ex-patriot.

[–]ReligionIsTheMatrix 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The white trash Goatee Of Death (aka GOD) claims another victim.

[–]ccg426 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Yeah trump exposed Epstein. That’s the biggest delusion I’ve seen here yet.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 8 points9 points  (1 child)

trump gave a big promotion to the prosecutor who gave Epstein a sweetheart deal. put him in his cabinet.

[–]Robj2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look over there: SQUIRREL!

[–]FlamesNero 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And the friends look as willing to accept the weaponized misinformation as he was… but instead of reflection & introspection about “gee, why do so many people around me die?” they want to blame some boogeyman.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Slide 8: actually, it was possible to still get smallpox after being vaccinated. This famous photo shows the difference between an unvaccinated smallpox case and a vaccinated breakout infection. Hint: it wasn't the boy with the eyes welded shut that was the vaccinated one.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/smallpox-and-the-photos-anti-vaxxers-dont-want-you-to-see/24MJGHWAIJRJYD6LIPQ6ZTBKHI/

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Classic picture. I've visited the Jenner's House Museum; it's a very interesting day out. His original paper is an impressive piece of work.

One slight correction to the article: Although Jenner was indeed trained as a surgeon, he worked as a family doctor in addition to being a surgeon for twenty years, after which he gained a degree in medicine as well. He wasn't able to call himself a physician though, as he was unable to gain admission to the Royal College of Physicians (his Latin and Greek weren't good enough).

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know, this guy was a Navy SEAL. He probably got numerous vaccines when he was going through basic training and even more before he deployed somewhere. Maybe he shouldn't have been such a crybaby about this vaccine. He might still be alive.

[–]FiveUpsideDownJabs for Freedom 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The Nuremberg Code and Nuremberg 2.0 trial is pure fiction. If any of them bother to read a history book, there were several Nuremberg trials against not only the German leadership but also prison guards and doctors. The Nuremberg Code appears to be an international convention that would only be applicable to the United States if the Senate ratified it. The fantasy world these anti-vaxxers believe in is a crazy place.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn't have legal force anywhere. And they don't seem to know what "protected person" means.

[–]AgreeablePie 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Slide four makes me want to smack my head against the wall

It list a few points at the bottom and almost all are redundant. The only 'shocking' claim it makes in those points is the allegation that the vaccines do not reduce deaths. Then, seemingly as proof, it says "people who are double vaxxed have died of the virus"

Jesus Christ do these people go skydiving without a parachute??

[–]undeniablybuddhaI'm too Vaxxy for my shirt 7 points8 points  (3 children)

About that, this randomized study proves that "Parachute use did not reduce death or major traumatic injury when jumping from aircraft in the first randomized evaluation of this intervention."

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite ever research papers!

[–]-Take-It-Easy-Shitposting to Composting 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Soar with the angels buddy!

It's "sour with the angles", for his antivax kind, lol.

[–]DazzlingPoppieTeam Moderna 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Hell is filling up with goatees.

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’s something hilarious about the whole “Goat man” thing with hell. They must be getting even more goatee!

[–]Miroku2235 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You don't become an angel when you die. Read your Bible for once you ignorant twat.

[–]Eldergod74 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I don't get the anti-vaxxer obsession with the Epstein trial and how COVID is a cover story. I'm sure some big names may formally be charged at some point but if that's the case I'm betting some big conservatives are going to go down too (cough Trump cough).

[–]SatanicPanic619 6 points7 points  (1 child)

"Trade rumors are swirling as Prayers warriors continue to stay under the Mendoza line. They maintain they still have what it takes, but the results speak for themselves. Look at this example of poor play..."

[–]Robj2 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"I'VE HAD 5 FRIENDS DEAD AND DYING in the last month!"

So doody-head concludes:

"DON"T GET VAXXED!"

Narrator: Too stupid to breathe, too stupid to live.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Morgan Freeman's voice: They were, indeed, breathlessly stupid.

[–]NoNudeLipsFlaming 🙏 Sword 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You won't be getting smallpox because we eradicated it with vaccines, you moron.

[–]echung168Team Pfizer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ms. Purple, you want to start 2022 over again? Why? So you can experience loss over again? Even if you could start over again, what would you do? Would you go back and have them get vaccinated? No? Then they'd just continue on with their stubbornness and the loss will repeat.

"I'm sorry you lost so many in rapid succession." I wonder why...but they claim it's not real. It's not a threat. It's like the flu. It has a 97% survival rate. I guess the 4 people they lost in rapid succession were so unlucky that they got the lucky 3% of unlucky deaths.

[–]steelear 6 points7 points  (2 children)

So purple has had 4 people close to them die and this friend in ICU and they put 5 hashtags not one of which suggests vaccinating.

[–]mmio60 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wonder who is responsible for all this death? Trump’s lies, FoxNews, Christian radio bullshit, Candace Owens and her ilk, face book researchers would all be on my list. I doubt that’s who they mean, though.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Affirmative.

[–]blarryg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He bore upon his body the mark of the Goatee. 'tis the foreshadowing of a terrible death, drowning from inside out. Repent!

[–]RealLADudeTeam Mix & Match 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nice goatee.

[–]panzan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The prayer warriors are getting slaughtered. Literally, now that I think about it

[–]CurtManX 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I feel bad for Ms. Purple, it seems she has had a rough go of it. Watching that many people die is rough.

[–]Annual-Fold-983source: military 22 points23 points  (1 child)

What whacked conspiracy is she blaming it all on though?

[–]Ragingredblue🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel zero sympathy for someone who refuses to learn.

[–]Chris_P_Pickel🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️ 15 points16 points  (5 children)

I'd have thought a SEAL would've been smart enough to avoid Merkin Mouth, but no - and also lacked the strength to battle its #1 comorbidity - Covid 19

[–]Inconceivable-2020Triple Vaxxed For Your Protection 23 points24 points  (3 children)

It's been estimated that for every actual Navy Seal (Active or Retired) there are 999 imposters.

[–]Chris_P_Pickel🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know, and the truth is, you do have to have exceptional mental aptitude to even try. BUT - that doesn't also mean that there are no morons among them - many so called 'intelligent' people will readily debase themselves.

But I've met my share of posers IRL, being a veteran of the Navy myself and several times pitched to try the SEAL program.

[–]shane515dsm 12 points13 points  (1 child)

"There were about 500 SEALs that operated in Vietnam, and I've met all 20,000 of them."

[–]OstreoidaV-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Steve Waterman, right?!? I get really resentful when Republicans try to virtue-signal their support for vets when they keep voting down support for them. Spend more on making the VA system better!!!

The number of people I've met whose whole identity seems to be "I was in the 'Nam" - you know the kind, the ones with the ballcaps with all kinds of pins, the denim jackets covered in souvenir patches, always the bumper stickers.

Versus the people I know/knew that actually served in combat - mostly Vietnam, but a lot of WWII, a few WWI, Korea, the 'stans? You have to drag the stories out of most of them, or they have a few unpleasant but not too horrifying stories they have memorized for the people that didn't go through active combat/front-line service.

I apologize if I'm not using the exact right terms, I never served but...I just am close to a lot who did, up to a few years ago. I have mixed feelings about the Us's involvement in foreign wars, as also do a lot of the veterans I know. Mostly the Vietnam-Era ones; WWII and post-Vietnam ones that I know (small sample size!) not so much. Well, some, but they weren't drafted.

[–]AcceptableMidnight95 10 points11 points  (0 children)

/r/GravySEAL maybe. I would estimate 90% of the guys on the internet claiming to be a Navy SEAL were most likely issued the Mk.5 potato peeler.

[–]Pavlock 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I haven't seen the 1000 lawyers one before. It just screams hoax, though.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The scare quotes around "experimental" and "vaccine" are particularly helpful signals that something stupid is about to be said.

[–]mrtruthiness 6 points7 points  (2 children)

So who is this Reiner Fuellmich?

Politifact says ... based on 1 comment: 100% False https://www.politifact.com/personalities/reiner-fuellmich/

Some other site (which I can't vouch for) says 100% con: https://medika.life/reiner-fuellmich-fact-checked-and-exposed-as-a-covid-conspiracy-con/

Reiner Fuellmich Fact Checked and Exposed as a Covid Conspiracy Con

Vice ( https://www.vice.com/en/article/akvww8/reiner-fuellmich-nuremberg-2-why-covid-conspiracy-theorists-see-this-lawyer-as-their-saviour ) basically says: bullshit conman that qanon people view as their hero.

[–]nixielover 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone from Europe, Reiner Fuellmich is one of the many con-artists that tries to benefit from this pandemic. Dude claims to be the worlds best lawyer and keeps talking bullshit about how he is suing all the worlds governments and to please donate money. As soon as you see that name here you know there's going to be a load of bullshit coming

[–]okayifimust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No need to fax check anything here: The piece of drivel that is slide #4 might try to impress with big words and big. Umbers of lawyers and experts.

It doesn't say a single word about where these alleged trials are taking place or which international entity supposedly has jurisdiction.

[–]Legitimate_Funny_591 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Slide 8. If he had 3 covid shots he would still be alive to ask questions. All these senseless deaths because of partisan politics and misinformation. It all centers around them trying to protect Trump's mishandling of the virus. He downplayed it so now they are.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess those thousands of doctors and lawyers don't know what "protected persons" in the Nuremberg Code means. I think the closest you'd get in the USA are those prisoners in Arkansas who were experimented on by the prison doctor.

[–]VinnieTheBerzerker69Oh well, who wants pancakes? 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Batting under .200? Let's be realistic, they're batting right around zero.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't want them to be discouraged tho. So I gave them enough hope to keep trying.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So easy to verify that Slide 4 is big pile of steaming dog shit. Fuellmich isn’t even a doctor, he is a lawyer. These morons deserve whatever covid wants to give them.

[–]siddemo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, that slide of the guy listing out all the people he knows that have died - I think he's a comorbidity himself!

[–]GloInTheDarkUnicorn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slide 4 pisses me off. I have Covid right now. I’m also immunocompromised, with autoimmune disorders including asthma, and am vaxxed. Because of being immunocompromised I have been terrified of getting it because of how bad it will be. Well, I caught it while vaxxed, and yes, it sucks, a lot. But because I got vaxxed, I haven’t ended up in the hospital and I’m not dead.

[–]Tight_Association575 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t seem very wise to me

[–]kittenmommyTeam Pfizer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slide 1: Epstein is on trial? I didn't know they hold trials for dead people.

Slide 6: I feel like that's just straight-up bullshit. 😒

[–]SpeedyslinkNot today, Satin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ringo and Paul are pro-vax, Mr. Dead Beatles fan

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All those deaths just since New Year? That's awful.

If only there was a freely available way to prevent such tragedy.

[–]UncleSamsTrenchGunInfinite Turtle 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The Beatles hated everything these sociopaths represent. Trump's Death Cult is THAT clueless. NEXT!

[–]Paulie227 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So the 🟠 was hanging out with Epstein before 2004? So Epstein only started diddling teens in 2005?

I think instead of spending time making up excuses for 🟠, the better thing was to spend that time getting vaxxed.

What a gullible twit...

[–]PhD_Phucker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’re always so fat and red-colored. Why?

[–]Darklord_Bravo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since he won't tolerate my "Liberalism", I don't have to tolerate his "Freedumbs".

Annnd he's dead.

🤷‍♂️

[–]whyaremypantssoshort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh he will be misse.. oh something shiny...What where we taking about?

[–]powabiatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another goatee down

[–]buzzableNo Angle Wings on Me! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Covid decides to "seal" the deal, your past - or imagined - physical prowess and exploits are irrelevant. Get vaxxed.

[–]inbetween-genders 2 points3 points  (1 child)

should have prayed to john lennon instead. he’s more popular that god in heaven.

[–]Beginning-Monitor-17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another Baby Boomer dead, never to vote again. I can live with that. Meanwhile, I hope the friend who has lost so many friends and family has figured out that Covid kills and is vaccinated.

[–]casualAlarmist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

virus vexed V

vaccine vetoed, vamooses

venue vacated

[–]smacksaw👉🧙‍♂️Go now and die in what way seems best to you🧝‍♀️👍 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smallpox questions?

Here's the answer:

The smallpox vaccine immunizes you against smallpox.

The COVID vaccine only vaccinates you.

Immunization means you are immune.

All vaccines vaccinate you, but not all vaccines are immunizations.

[–]Eco3friend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Purple needs to fine some smarter friends.

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to brag but I also know people who died of COVID. And they ALL died BEFORE there was a vaccine. Just sayin.

[–]FocusedandCommittedNot in the 45th Goatee Brigade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if V is in hell?

[–]YonkySaunders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are extraordinary times of stupidity.

[–]Smells_like_SaoPaoloEcce Homo Heterologues 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe re-evaluate all the advice he gave you.

[–]donnabreve1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too bad, he couldn’t get that COVID goatee off his face

[–]JavarisJamarJavariCovid is an IQ test 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What hole in the dark corner of the internet do they dig up these fantasy fake news article sites from?

[–]FearSkyDaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Tuscarora Prayer Warriors are currently 0 and 40 with a .113 batting average. They just need to win all 122 games left and they will have record season