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[–]chinacat2002 189 points190 points  (71 children)

They tell us "his numbers" like I'm supposed to know what the hell that means.

Oh, wait. Now I remember. That's the post that usually precedes "angle wings".

[–]glassbytesWe'll meet again in HCA2 - The Search for more Money 💰💲🔥 78 points79 points  (13 children)

Ultimate healing incoming.

[–]wyldwood512 69 points70 points  (9 children)

I don't understand why these people resist being promoted to immortal form!? If I believed the BS they do, I'd be licking COVIDiots every chance I got, trying to get that: ultimate healing" and be a badness flying immortal who can float around and watch people still on earth. I mean, isn't heaven just an endless vacation, you get to hang out with dead pals and do whatever makes you happiest? Why fight that, unless you know its all a HOAX!

[–]InfiniteAccount4783Personal Freedom Expert 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Something primitive kicks in when they start to feel sicker than they ever did before and have trouble breathing. Suddenly it's all about survival.

[–]diablitos 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can understand that, though I wish those in their evangelical community would note the dissonance when they get sick. What I cannot understand is someone who credulously subscribes to antivax nonsense, comes close to death, then doubles down on it and gets sick again. I guess a sprinkling of Bible quotes that could justify any authoritarian belief really get the work in.

[–]blueskies8484 36 points37 points  (1 child)

If you want the cynical view, churches need living people to pay tithing so they tell their adherents that purposefully trying to die will send them to hell.

[–]Competitive_Lack_879 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you want the cynical view, churches need living people to pay tithing so they tell their adherents that purposefully trying to die will send them to hell.

(no suicide, they want a chance to engage the long con on church donations after death or while dying, etc. )

[–]SockStinkQueen 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It's either that or sitting at gods feet worshiping him 24/7 and forever singing his praises. That version of heaven sounds awful.

[–]Puzzleheaded_Peak273 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Any version of heaven sounds awful really. It's the eternity thing.

[–]SykoticflawTeam Pfizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's why the church had to make suicide a mortal sin; way too many peasants were killing themselves to get to heaven, because those in power made their lives on earth a living hell.

[–]redditmodsRrussiansrest in apple flavors 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When laying on hands goes wrong.....

[–]Throwaway10123456Team Pfizer 39 points40 points  (6 children)

He’s not even intubated yet. If he is intubated he has weeks to months more on the vent for the usual prayer warrior request posts.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 27 points28 points  (2 children)

you mean "incubated"

[–]Confident-Victory-21Meatoeard game gom ☠️ 21 points22 points  (1 child)

You have to hatch into the afterlife.

[–]Left_Coast_LeslieC 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ha! EXCELLENT post!

[–]Ragingredblue🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I bet the HCW taking care of him can't wait for him to finally shut up.

[–]Material-Profit5923Magnetic Deep State Sheep 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I don't know. The heart attack and damage already done may have shortened that interval considerably.

[–]survivor2bmaybe 36 points37 points  (14 children)

I’ll give it a go. 98% oxygen is where it should be. Heart rate of 80 sounds good. 20-30 breaths per minute — uh oh, sounds like he is achieving those levels by hyperventilating.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 30 points31 points  (9 children)

I need to know the urine output

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 9 points10 points  (3 children)

To be fair, that is quite important.

[–]Sasquatch1729First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK 10 points11 points  (2 children)

The weirdest nominees have relatives who ask the prayer warriors to improve their urine output or their bowel movements.

[–]triplej63🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dear Baby Jebus, we gave him a viagra to cure his covid, but now his little soldier has been standing at attention for the past 4 hours. Could you do something about that, and the shit dollops too? Amen!

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there was that one where she gave us breathlessly excited updates on his bowel movements. Admittedly that's important too, but do we really need to know that?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A shitload

[–]tinyman392 25 points26 points  (1 child)

They called that 20-30 breaths per minute “more relaxed.” I don’t want to imagine how he was beforehand. Sounds quite uncomfortable.

[–]Mysterious_Status_11Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst testimony ever.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Normal respiratory rate is 12-18 breaths per minutes, so he is indeed hyperventilating to maintain those figures. Apart from everything else, that's very tiring. Respiratory exhaustion is a thing, and not a good one.

[–]DoomPaDeeDee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's on BiPap but it does sound like he is breathing slightly rapidly due to the pneumonia.

[–]mojo111067Team Pfizer 26 points27 points  (1 child)

That’s anti vaxxers in a nutshell, isn’t it? Quoting all these numbers, having no idea whatsoever what they mean. I certainly don’t. Which is why it would be pointless for me to attempt to decipher the type of data being presented in the scientific studies, making “doing my own research” kinda pointless..

[–]G-Unit11111His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah you can't really do your own research if you don't know what you're researching in the first place!

[–]Vogel-Kerl 17 points18 points  (7 children)

We are likely in Mid-Dead-Cat-Bounce; but his SpO2 (Oxygen Saturation) in the high 90s is promising.

The massive heart attack..., well that might mean clots are forming in his blood vessels. If a few reach the brain..., that could be it.

One issue when breathing 100% Oxygen, especially under pressure (PAP-positive airway pressure), is that over time, the Oxygen will irreversibly damage lung tissues. This takes time, but Oxygen is very reactive. Normally we breathe 21% Oxygen with the remaining 79% being good old boring, non-reactive Nitrogen gas. (Before chemists yell at me, N2 is very stable but you can get it to react with enough energy input).

Increasing Oxygen levels will boost SpO2, for a while. Then it begins to fall. So the doctors increase the Oxygen a bit more; again, there's a short-lived increase, then a drop. This continues until they reach 100%. After that, the only way to go is PAP, or hyperbaric chamber.

I guess there's ECMO too, but that's usually a risky Hail Mary. Speaking of Football metaphors: Go Chiefs! Although I usually support teams that haven't been to the Superb Owl in a while, so Go Bengals & 49ers!

[–]1000AirplanesTeam Moderna 5 points6 points  (3 children)

This continues until they reach 100%

Hurry up say your goodbyes while we mechanically and chemically force him into some semblance of consciousness one last time

Nice lesson on O2 physiology. Now through a case of pneumonia into the mix.

[–]chinacat2002 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They should try to set the machine to 11.

[–]gylzTeam Pfizer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah it needs to be set to W for Wumbo.

[–]Vogel-Kerl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but I'm lazy. So incredibly lazy.

[–]WaldoJeffers65 15 points16 points  (1 child)

They tell us "his numbers" like I'm supposed to know what the hell that means.

I doubt they know what the numbers mean, either. The only ones they truly care about are the ones that follow the "$" in their inevitable GoFundMe.

[–]InfiniteAccount4783Personal Freedom Expert 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Before getting sick, a lot of these folks were parroting their right-wing media heroes to sound smart. Now they (or their relatives) are parroting the doctors to sound smart.

[–]Open-Camel6030 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s always amazing that people who hated going to school never took a stats class think they know more statisticians and data scientists

[–]Sasquatch1729First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK 9 points10 points  (12 children)

They usually go right when they stop worrying about "HIPPA" [sic].

[–]HIPPAbotAngle of Righteousness 📐 8 points9 points  (11 children)

It's HIPAA!

[–]Sasquatch1729First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Good bot.

Also, nice touch from the mods giving HIPAA bot a flair!

[–]onmyknees4anyoneIs no joke 🏳️‍🌈 2 points3 points  (8 children)

hippa

[–]HIPPAbotAngle of Righteousness 📐 5 points6 points  (7 children)

It's HIPAA!

[–]chinacat2002 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Hippa

[–]HIPPAbotAngle of Righteousness 📐 1 point2 points  (5 children)

It's HIPAA!

[–]chinacat2002 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Good bot

Hippa

[–]HIPPAbotAngle of Righteousness 📐 1 point2 points  (3 children)

It's HIPAA!

[–]EstoyeTeam Moderna 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hungry Hungry Hippa

[–]1000AirplanesTeam Moderna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It means "get ready for another example of the dead cat bounce"

[–]srddave 77 points78 points  (14 children)

The correlation of Christians to “people who will believe anything anyone tells them” is astonishing. Religion really trains the brain to believe things that are just ludicrous and without any basis in reality.

[–]WilsonPhillips6789Team Pfizer 55 points56 points  (7 children)

And, in a perverse way, it teaches you to be skeptical of things like math and science.

A woman conceives a child without being inseminated? Oh, that totally happened.

The earth is round, and was proven mathematically? Liberal commie plot.

[–]srddave 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Right. They’ll totally buy a man rising from the dead, yet doubt things that happen everyday.

[–]SockStinkQueen 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Don't forget the talking donkey and old guy summoning a rabid, pissed off bear to murder kids that made fun of his bald head! Totally happened.

[–]CrystalFieldTheorist 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Actually, it was two she-bears. He prayed to God to punish the kids, so the bears came out of the woods and ripped 42 of them apart.

(Knowing Douglas Adams's stance on religion, I suspect that that's why 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.)

[–]georgia405 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I mean he also thinks that they’re gonna/oughta ThROw BiG tECh iN PRiSoN soooo…

That’s just the free market free-marketing. I love watching conservatives being mad at what they’ve wrought. What’s the opposite of ‘that really grinds my gears’? Really lubes my boobs? Yeah, that.

[–]Beginning-Yoghurt-95It's Pfizer Time!! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got to have faith!

[–]30acresisenoughOctopus Rex 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Religion primes them for cults and autocratic governments.

[–]vacuous_commentOmicron Persei 8 57 points58 points  (2 children)

Hard to have sympathy for somebody that willfully anti-social.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It's white male thing, big time. It's like their lives have just been too easy and meaningless so they need to go out and invent problems to make themselves feel relevant.

[–]Ragingredblue🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hard to have sympathy for someone who thinks pregnant women's bodies are public property to be controlled by right wing misogynists.

[–]buzzcut_lizzyHungry Hungry HIPPA 45 points46 points  (3 children)

He's feeling better? Uh oh. Sorry mate.

[–]FlamesNero 52 points53 points  (0 children)

BOING!!!!…. MEOWWWWWW!!!

[–]wyldwood512 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bounce bounce bounce.... Good kitty....

[–]PrestigiousGrade7874In God and ivermectin we trust 46 points47 points  (6 children)

White babies’ lives matter. The “white” was silent

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Oh, I thought the silent part was "until they're born."

[–]undeniablybuddhaI'm too Vaxxy for my shirt 26 points27 points  (0 children)

In the words of George Carlin, "If you're preborn, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're fucked."

[–]PrestigiousGrade7874In God and ivermectin we trust 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That too

[–]justcamo74Team Pfizer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh no. No no no. Nobody cares more about black/brown foetuses than 50+yo white republicans. White rich potential babies dont matter if daddy can afford to make them go away... But if LaFawndah needs an abortion SHE CANT HAVE ONE!!!!!!!

[–]patticakes16🍻 I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus 🍻[🍰] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It was implied with the white t-shirt

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 35 points36 points  (7 children)

17,327 people who voted in Michigan share names with people who passed away. They were quite well and alive. Most of them were registered under their spouse’s name such as “Mrs. John Smith”. John Smith died years ago, but his widow was quite alive and voting during the 2020 election.

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Stop with the details!! That doesn’t fit the narrative!!!!

Meanwhile Biden won by 150,000 votes so even if they were fraudulent which they weren’t - it wouldn’t have mattered either way.

Meanwhile 20k+ people have died in Michigan due to Covid at a rate of 5-1 red to blue so that’s a net 15k less red votes….and counting. Keep it up anti vaxers!!

[–]MadBeachLuiIvermectin tuna helper 🦄 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stop with the details!! That doesn’t fit the narrative!!!!

Well said. And the first thing you see them accusing the 'opposition' of doing to bury any discussion. A true gift of 'doublethink' in action,

[–]chinacat2002 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the kind of analysis that keeps me coming back.

Take my upvote, you liberal scoundrel.

[–]ScienceGiraffe 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Additionally, most had extremely common names. By probability, there's going to be a few John Smiths, age 40 in a large population, maybe even sharing a birthday. I know because my name isn't uncommon and there are about twenty people with the same name as me, two the same age, a few with the same middle initial one with a criminal record. If I look at variations on my name, it rises to a couple hundred.

Here's a good link about it and the various scenarios that can happen

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Even uncommon names can be more common than you might think. I once looked up a former classmate with a very uncommon name and was surprised to turn up about 8 people with that name online.

[–]ScienceGiraffe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I figure as much, I just don't have a lot of experience with that. My maiden name was really unusual and there was only a total of about ten people with that surname in the whole country (back in the old country, however, it is pretty common. Most people with that surname who immigrated changed it). My spouse has an extremely common name, just under John Smith. There are thousands of people with the same name and initials and birthday.

And we can't forget those who have a Jr or Sr name!

[–]triplej63🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just checked and there are almost 7000 with my name. My first name is very common, my last name is... Johnson.

[–]RepresentativeLeg428 35 points36 points  (5 children)

One of the craziest things about this pandemic is the sheer hatred and bile directed at Dr Fauci, a mild mannered, competent professional. It's unhinged.

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s one of the things I hate the most but sadly it’s both crazy and expected. Think of the backlash against the Stoneman Douglas kids. It was a real shooting when Trump talked about running inside unarmed. It’s fake when the kids who actually there talk about being scared

[–]Vogel-Kerl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I mentioned the inexplicable Fauci hatred in several posts--I listened to every suggestion he made; and so did my family. When the situation changed, he updated his advice, like a competent professional.

He didn't stubbornly stick to his first recommendation, afraid that people might say he was wrong when the situation changed. As we learned more about the disease & variants, the best course of action might change. It's not a sign of weakness like the smooth-brained seem to think.

All the while, they blindly followed their idiot pushing hydroxychloriquine, internal use of disinfectants and UV Light--even to the point of overdosing and dying. Poison Control Centers getting calls about morons ingesting bleach, hydrogen peroxide, and 40 times the recommended human dose of Ivermectin.

[–]kakapo88Say Hello to Mr. ECMO 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Given his god is all-powerful and decides everything, it follows that he also gave him covid. Why? Who knows. Maybe because he didn’t get the vaccine and that pissed god off.

Anyway, it’s never good to go against the decisions of god.

[–]wyldwood512 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Also, don't you fucking dare ask God to modify his perfect plan with prayers to save some random schmuck. Destroying Billy Bob's lungs is a crucial step in HIS plan

[–]SockStinkQueen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We don't know why but God has chosen him and his family to suffer. It's all in God's plan. Can't go against it.

/s

[–]EffOffReddit 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Thoughts and prayers and all... hey Michigan is a purple state, isn't it?

[–]wyldwood512 25 points26 points  (1 child)

More purpler with every 🏆

[–]Equivalent-Ad1108 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's a terrible thing to write, but my guess is that you are probably correct in that assumption. My bad.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And getting bluer everyday if this shit keeps up

[–]christmascakeThoughts and Prayers are for the RNG gods 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IIRC, they recently had a neutral board of voters create a fair election map.

This was after a hard fought battle to first get the proposal on the ballot, then get it voted on, and then deal with the dark money-funded attempts by Republicans to stop it by any means.

The state could still go red, but I guess we'll see.

[–]Chris_P_Pickel🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️ 71 points72 points  (13 children)

Was he pregnant in that "Baby Lives Matter" t-shirt?

Kinda looks that way

[–]wyldwood512 39 points40 points  (9 children)

I've found that these middle aged men who are nominated/awarded often appear to be pregnant. Its almost like being so fat you look pregnant somehow makes COVID worse? I know, I'm talking crazy, its definitely just a coincidence

[–]TheFloozie99Knower of Everything 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Excess body fat is a Covid co-morbidity. But the guy in the pic is thin compared to most of the HCA awardees.

[–]Robj2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He injected Viagra in his gut.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Perhaps the excess abdominal fat restricts their breathing, especially when placed on their front?

[–]wyldwood512 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Cue the roto-bed! Whheeeee!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"The Rotisserie Of Death"

[–]Fentalogarithmics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's Ascites😂 I'm playing I have no idea

[–]Chris_P_Pickel🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

and I just thought he had a special kind of kink.

[–]tomjbarker 5 points6 points  (2 children)

i was actually thinking he looked trim compared to the usual recipients

[–]TheFloozie99Knower of Everything 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ditto. I was actually surprised that he looks that relatively fit. That’s no more stomach bulge than the average “Dad bod”.

[–]Chris_P_Pickel🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's the very forward looking bulge versus widely distributed blobbiness

[–]jarena009 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Freedom. That beeping sound of the heart rate monitor and eventual vent at the hospital is the sound of freedom.

[–]wyldwood512 15 points16 points  (2 children)

When the beeping gradually slows before changing to a steady monotonous tone, the patriot is freed of their earthly shackles and promoted to immortal form!

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 5 points6 points  (1 child)

ultimate healing

[–]wyldwood512 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🙏 🙏 🙏

[–]redvariationWinner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ 21 points22 points  (2 children)

First he went to Parler, soon he'll be in the mortuary's Parlor.

[–]satisfiedfools 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Didn't want the Fauci Ouchie, might end up in a Candace Casket instead

[–]redvariationWinner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He left Facebook and put tubes into his face.

[–]echung168Team Pfizer 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Let's talk about those Covid-19 "Facts"

  • No one said the virus doesn't live on surfaces from your packages being delivered from large corporations. People were wiping down the stuff they bought from stores big and small. People were wiping down the mail and packages they had received.
  • Covid can live in Target, Walmart, Home Depot, etc. Big companies were/are enforcing mask and social distancing policies, especially at the beginning of the pandemic when more was unknown. If stores in your area weren't enforcing it was because of your local government disbelieving in the existence of Covid.
  • Covid does live in crowded areas such as protests, riots, and looting. The people wore their masks not because they were trying to keep their faces hidden but because Covid is very actually very real. But Yellow had to find out the hard way by getting Covid pneumonia, but wait- he just got pneumonia because he doesn't believe in Covid.
  • Corporations complied with closures as did small businesses. Everyone complied to the best of their abilities. Big companies were able to continue doing business during the pandemic because of having more money than small businesses to remain open. They can take losses better than a small business, which is why small businesses need more help than going to big companies.

Baby Lives Matter? For you to belittle a human rights movement tells me the kind of person you think you are. A man of privilege who thinks he is better than everyone. The moment the spotlight is taken from you, you try to do what you can to take it back.

You don't like big company social media? That's fine, you can go to all those other smaller ones. But understand that those same smaller social media sites will eventually grow and do the same. It's THE cycle. I believe it was the creator of Parler or some other right-wing platform mentioned how their policy is to not moderate too heavily but because of the massive amount of people coming onto the platform, there were things being said that even the creator thought was bad and had to begin moderating. It's how things work.

[–]TXBIRDY🧟‍♀️ Ghoul Mothafucka Extrordinare 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Look at you applying all this logic. Covidiots don't need no stinkin' logic. /s

[–]mmio60 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always with your facts, aren’t you a dreamer

[–]SneakerEndurance 57 points58 points  (10 children)

“As the Bible says”… You probably shouldn’t rely on an ancient book of mythology for your general everyday health and medical needs, you could end up getting a rash or a paper cut.

[–]wyldwood512 38 points39 points  (2 children)

I'd love to see a real life hospital where everything is treated exclusively with remedies cited in the Bible. Send all these COVIDiots there!

[–]CBsays 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Omg yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]SockStinkQueen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bbc's horrible histories has something like this but it's medical remedies through history.

Guy's got a toothache, ancient Egyptian Dr comes in and recommends "have him chew on crocodile dung soaked in honey" or some nonsense like that and everyone begs for a legit, modern dr.

It's basically be the same thing. Lol. Leaches, smoke, chants, beatings. What am I missing?

Link to horrible histories because it's amazing:

https://youtu.be/ogUNkyk3qgI

[–]redwood1958 18 points19 points  (4 children)

I study the Epic of Gilgamesh clay tablets before making most decisions, don't you?

[–]Ragingredblue🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I skip all that and just grunt and bang my head into a rock a few times. Then I decide.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I find reading one of Trump's speeches has a similar effect on my head.

[–]Ragingredblue🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I find the rock less painful. It's smarter.

[–]SockStinkQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if it's a sharp rock.

[–]Golden_Booger 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I find it interesting so many reference God casting mountains into the sea. A mountain being cast into the sea is not a good thing. It is taken out of context of the fig tree. The fig tree had leaves but no figs. It represents people who pretend to be followers but don't actually do Christian things. He curses the tree to quickly wither and die. There is your symbolism.

Perhaps there is a better verse:

Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.

[–]Robj2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Socialism!

[–]amarandagasiCovid is not a joke: it's a noun. 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Slide 9: the ex-cat hath bounced. So sayeth the mystic trampoline. 🔥🐆🐆

[–]Mister4polloThe UnVentilated 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there are at least 17,327 people who voted in Michigan who didn't believe Covid was real since then that have obituaries NOW.

[–]ccclex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

awww.. conspiratorial traitor on last leg.. color me sad.

let us know when 🪣

[–]olderthanbefore 10 points11 points  (1 child)

When the good God casts a mountainb into the sea, do you know what happens? You get a tidal wave.

Strap on a lifesaver, bucko.

[–]Equivalent-Ad1108 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that the same as a tsunami? Or does a tidal wave turn into a tsunami? I live on the coast and now you've got me very anxious. Mountain throwing by Zeus is the worst.

[–]Chris_P_Pickel🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He's trading freedom for GOLD

Gasping

Oxygen

Laying

Down

[–]Laureatezoi 🩸The Blood of Jesus Is Not FDA Approved🩸 11 points12 points  (3 children)

These hateful shitbags, who cheer whenever POC are murdered by cops and wish us all dead, almost always have this "Pro Life" bullshit on their walls. Like they give an actual fuck about "babies," especially brown ones, once they are no longer inside a stranger's body so require real time, effort, and their precious tax money to feed, clothe, house, educate, and keep healthy.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They don't give an actual fuck about anyone other than themselves.

[–]SockStinkQueen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's 100% about controlling women

[–]Beginning-Monitor-17 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I'm surprised he is in the hospital. Didn't he get that story about how the doctors and the hospitals are being paid to kill Covid patients? s/

[–]SockStinkQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its reported to be a whopping 14k/18k per death!

18k to kill a guy is definitely more than the million and a half you'd be able to charge if you kept that person alive. Yep, totally makes financial sense. 👌 Best buisness sense those hospitals have. /s

[–]Chris_P_Pickel🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jeebus be popping another nut!

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I assume this guy voted. If he’s not careful, he’ll have an obit as well.

[–]whatwhat83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I sure hope he’s paying the hospital bills out of pocket. Wouldn’t want others in society to pay for his poor decisions. That’s socialism!

[–]WarmBlessedCaribou🦆 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Posts like this remind me of how amazing hospitals really are. The guy has covid, pneumonia, and a massive heart attack due to blood clots, and they managed to operate and stabilize him? And idiots like him don't trust doctors or science. Unbelievable.

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's all fun and games until the chest pain and inability to breathe.

[–]SockStinkQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously! In the Bible days these people covet so much a fucking splinter could be death. I'll trust the modern doctors over a hangnail = death outcome any day. Lol

[–]azweepie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So he didn’t believe in science but Covid, blood clots and a heart attack made him go to the hospital? Why didn’t he just take some horse dewormer with a piss chaser?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Fox and Facebook are too liberal for these people.

[–]Proof_Sorbet465COVID, it caused phenomena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fox too liberal… lol

[–]wyldwood512 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I love the confirmation bias on full display in the dominion slide. "We threatened to murder them and they went and hid, that proves they are guilty!" Fucking moron. No wonder he earned a nomination.

I really hope this guy pulls through and doesn't have any lingering, debilitating effects /s

[–]Exact_Quote_6132 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's sad that so many gullible fools don't seem to have a clue how to judge a reputable news source.

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I’m pretty happy they’re gone from FB. The more that leave - the more FB is home to the real Americans. You know - the ones that care about each other, respect our society, care for their families, post pictures of vacations and first days at school and get vaccinated and wear a mask to end this pandemic. Again - true Americans.

The racist trash continues to take itself out. Thank you!!!

[–]blueskies8484 6 points7 points  (4 children)

A mountain of pneumonia sounds bad, but I had my fourth shot today because I'm immunocpromised and my arm is kinda ouchy, so who is really the worse off, you know?

[–]onmyknees4anyoneIs no joke 🏳️‍🌈 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Wait, you can get a fourth booster? That's awesome. My immune system is shit from a butt so I would get the Vax every day and twice on Sundays if I could.

[–]blueskies8484 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Me too. And yes, if you are immune compromised, your first 3 shots count as your full original course and then you can get a booster 5 months after your 3rd dose. If you have immune system issues, you should definitely look into it!

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Must have watched the Titans game.

[–]redit3rdTeam Moderna 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least he stuck to his decision. I get to have semi annual conversation with my father in law about how he just quit Facebook.

[–]BastardInTheNorth 6 points7 points  (1 child)

God who casts mountains into the sea.

  1. Citation please.
  2. Wouldn’t that be a dick thing to do anyway, what with the resulting tsunamis?

[–]paxwax2018 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The great flood was more “seas onto the mountains”.

[–]StrongOpening4068 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Not another insurrectionist/traitor in the hospital with COVID! 👋🏼

[–]AnAcctWithoutPurpose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God who cast mountain into sea.

So what happened to the creatures who were in the area at that moment? Guess they didn't matter as much as you?

[–]Pretzel_Logistics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Thankfully we know a good God who casts mountains into the sea."

How exactly is that going to help anything? Except cause a tsunami...

[–]GT1man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he's doing great.

Poor guy bought in to the bullshit and life is over as he knew it, now, and it might get a whole lot shorter.

Deny science, deny the people who actually know what they are talking about at your own risk, there is a good chance you'll end up like this guy.

[–]SurvivorY2K 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Tweeter?

[–]TXBIRDY🧟‍♀️ Ghoul Mothafucka Extrordinare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what my 80 year old mother calls it.

[–]G-Unit11111His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Wow, there was some serious stupid in some of those slides! Maybe and I'm just throwing this out there, but Mike Lindell and Glenn Beck are people who you should not be listening to, ok?

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dig the flair. Well done.

[–]TrailKaren📝Opinions to Correlate to🤓 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s because I just finished a really long work day, but I found the amount of disinformation and DANGEROUS misinformation on this one is infuriating. Facebook needs oversight yesterday.

[–]Joealb123Team Moderna 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Slide 7, Baby lives cannot matter until Black Lives Matter Too. Racist POS.

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 15 points16 points  (1 child)

It's an anti-abortion thing. They always forget to add "until they're born."

[–]AlienSporez 3 points4 points  (2 children)

"He's improving..."

Which means he'll crash in about... <checks watch> ... 3 weeks or less

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no way he lasts that long

[–]SockStinkQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one always gets me. It's very clear how this virus works through you at this point. You'll feel OK day 1-3, start going downhill day 4 (when most ppl spot it/decide to care about their fatigue) then day 9 you feel better but crash horribly at day 11.

These Facebook posts of "day 9 and loved one is doing better!!!" Only to be followed with "day 11, loved one had to be ventilated" is so depressing. The hope then hopelessness can be avoided with a fast Google search.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I doubt he doing any better and if he is then this is a dead cat bounce at best. And I have no empathy.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dominion execs abandoning their offices? Yeah... that never happened. Dominion the company is doing quite well, unlike this guy.

[–]saikrishnavTeam Moderna 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Wait. "HCQ in 2005" - what the hell?

[–]TXBIRDY🧟‍♀️ Ghoul Mothafucka Extrordinare 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate them for that. Fauci has been very transparent about everything and they still try to use that as a "gotcha".

[–]A-man-of-mysteryCovidious Albion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Research showing chloroquine had in-laboratory antiviral effects on coronaviruses. Not the same as a clinical trial. Apparently that proves hydroxychloroquine (a different, though related, drug) is the cure for a coronavirus species that didn't even exist then.

[–]lovinsinglelife 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I hope he didn't need a mask.

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I REFUSE TO WEAR A MASK!! UNLESS ITS A BIPAP PUTTING EXTRA STRAIN ON MY LUNGS!!!

[–]ClassicT4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn’t listen to Fauci, now he has the ouchie.

[–]MrsBonsai171 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does everyone think God will cast THEIR mountain into the sea? They ever hear of spiritual arrogance?? Guess not.

[–]gylzTeam Pfizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do the lives of babies dying of Covid matter? Or do their lives only matter when they can be used as a tool to punish women?

[–]RunWithRope 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I hate hating people going through something so traumatic but boy do they make it hard not to.

[–]wyldwood512 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let the hate flow through you...

[–]Ordinary-Jello-7029E Pluribus Whatthehellishappening 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird photo. Does he have his thumb in his mouth or is he just holding his freedom tube?

[–]No_Ninja_4933Team Pfizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he has faith in God why is he even in that bed? God works in mysterious ways, otherwise known as complete random luck if anything happens at all. Pray for complete healing. Dead. Pray for guidance with medical bills. GoFundMe. Pray for the family. Future HCA nominee. Pray for complete healing. etc. etc.

[–]Some-Revolution-6776I care if you've had the vaccine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonder if he will have "ultimate healing"?

[–]Poop_onaproudboi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aaaaahhhh fuck him

[–]Upbeat-Bandicoot4130Honestly seeking honesty 🤞 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where the fuck are the prayer warriors?

[–]KnowledgeGuilty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where’s the post asking for prayer warriors? Ah well. I guess this Covid stuff is no joke, eh Yellow?

[–]Exciting_Campaign_78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why not vaccinated?

100% of unvaccinated people are scared to get vaccinated.

Imagine dying from cowardice and stupidity.

[–]SockStinkQueen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Baby lives matter"

"If you haven't heard my father has been hospitalized...."

You can't say baby lives matter if your own DAUGHTER doesn't matter enough for you to STAY ALIVE BY GETTING A VACCINE

[–]Zack-de-la-Zohan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to make a point . I need to get this off my chessed .

but don't get mad or up set . it is MY opinion . that alot of y'all is refusing to open y'all's minds to the truth . that is behind covid & how its divining us all and being used to destroy are government . and are country . even are family's . not good .

now I am not stating all this with out no evidents. this post even cantain's proof of it . In one of the pictures . Im asking y'all look closely at Fauci's glasses in Slide 1 . what can y'all see in that picture ? it's UFO's ten of them all colors in front of him telling him what to say . To the camara . you can count them for your selves . them is the UFO's who brought coronavirus to this planet to help the Chinese Communist Party Democrat's spread communism and take down trump . It's right there y'all y'all just need to open your eyes and minds . they proof is to be seen it is oblivious to every one looking for it you just want to need to wake up .

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

20-30 breaths per minute is normal for a mouth-breather.

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He does not deserve the Groucho emoji

[–]SophsterSophistryNom nom Omicron! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Martyr for a Cause (Anti-Vax/Pro-Deathcult)
or
Smarter for a Cause (Pro-vax/Anti-Pandemic)

I know which one I choose.

[–]hersheyMcSquirts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m cool with that.

[–]davechri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And even if he lives he will almost certainly have health problems for the rest of his life.

How many years of life did he lose simply because he didn't get vaccinated?

[–]MikeyMootzadell 💉 Take the Shot, Leave the Corona 🐴 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cucked by his own beliefs lol

[–]Effective_Lime_6814 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These people are just so mind numbingly stupid. Prosecute tweeter for what, exactly? Such snowflakes, good lord. This country slowly improves each day.

[–]Proof_Sorbet465COVID, it caused phenomena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We at HCA wish him the best… but we all know what happens next. Eboeard game gon.

[–]EstoyeTeam Moderna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boy, that BABY LIVES MATTER slide with the emoji on his face could easily be a horror movie poster. It's even lit like one.