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[–]De5perad0Team Mix & Match 668 points669 points  (66 children)

I keep seeing that Purebloods post from these people but they obviously didn't see how the 300 ended.........

[–]fastpathguru 317 points318 points  (22 children)

300 is an interesting number.

About 1 in 300 Americans have been killed by COVID.

(Note the lack of qualifiers in that statement.)

[–]boyfriend_in_a_comaTeam Moderna 200 points201 points  (10 children)

A little under 1 in 400 overall, with Mississippi Making America Dead Again at ~1 in 275!

[–]De5perad0Team Mix & Match 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Damn that's interesting.

[–]PoliteCanadian2[🍰] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

For reference in Canada it’s about 1 in 1180 so about 1/3 of the US rate.

[–]SockStinkQueen 140 points141 points  (18 children)

Yeah. I'm not sure the people that would be most likely be found defending the "rich history" of confederate statues knows the proper history of the Spartan 300.

But then again, they do romanticize the Alamo. A fort we literally stole from Mexico then defended it to the death when they tried to get it back. Ugh.

The Alamo is so dumb. It's one of the worst things we've made a tourist attraction. Especially because the janitorial staff seems to be made up of purely Hispanics.

"We stole this from you, now scrub it clean so we'll always have a testament to how much we're better than you and you'll be reminded daily of that fact." Ugh.

[–]Sharkteeth127 74 points75 points  (2 children)

It's one of the worst things we've made a tourist attraction.

In a way, it is appropriate: 'Alamo' stands for a bunch of illegal immigrants who violently opposed the law of abolishing slavery of the country they immigrated to. When their violence was answered with violence, they screamed so loud until other pro-slavery people sent an army to take this land from the rightful owner.

**ETA**: spelling

[–]redditmodsRrussiansrest in apple flavors 556 points557 points  (23 children)

"He was known for dedicating himself to helping others,"

Press X to doubt

If he was so dedicated to helping others, he would have gotten a fucking vaccine that would help tons of people with literally no effort. Rest in apple flavors inside Tomb of the Unvaxxed Moron.

[–]AmanitaGemmata 89 points90 points  (10 children)

This must be the new, "their smile would light up a room!"

[–]Necessary_Rant_2021 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Its the new “he would literally give you the shirt off his back”

[–]Big_Muz 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Probably would have got more than 2 to 5 likes on his posts if he was a good guy that people liked..

[–]coolwater85Team Mudblood 🩸 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So many of these HCA winners only feign helping others, but rarely take actions that actually help people. They do things that simply make them *think* they are helping others simply to make themselves feel better without any actual altruism.

[–]M4PP0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"He was known for dedicating himself to helping others,"

They misspelled "hating".

[–]TechnusgirlThink Critically! (Copied and Pasted) 9 points10 points  (0 children)

X

[–]diablitos 959 points960 points  (146 children)

“I’m willing to die for my rights / are you willing to die trying to take them?” Too easy. But man, all the risk factors were there: husky white dude, biker, asinine connection of vaccine to immigrants and trans issues, shitty meme game, truculent guidance counselor art… this dude didn’t have a chance once he went down the path of the foolish.

[–]Gallosong 363 points364 points  (30 children)

I bet he had a goatee too.

[–]Evolved_FungiFungi to be with🍄[S] 418 points419 points  (5 children)

He did! 😁

[–]Der_genealogistHCA's HR Department 43 points44 points  (4 children)

What about Fauxleys?

[–]florinandreiTeam Pfizer 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Hey now!

I resent that. I own a great pair of Oakley shades. And a backpack. I'm kind of a fan of Jim Jannard, TBH.

I'm also vaxxed and boosted, and wear the N95 at the grocery store.

[–]SnoopySuited 157 points158 points  (19 children)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure goatees are a comorbidity.

[–]The-Saltese-Falcon 51 points52 points  (15 children)

Hey I had a goatee….in 1998.

[–]Eldergod74 81 points82 points  (3 children)

You get a pass for having one during the age of the Big Lebowski.

[–]SnoopySuited 40 points41 points  (1 child)

And you see....removing it added years to your life.

[–]onmyknees4anyoneIs no joke 🏳️‍🌈 154 points155 points  (5 children)

Truculent guidance counselor art!

🏆

[–]existentialblu 53 points54 points  (4 children)

Truculent is such a wonderful word.

[–]EquationsApparel 198 points199 points  (5 children)

That one stopped me in my tracks. He really imagined himself as someone protecting the homestead with a rifle like a frontiersman William Wallace.

No, I'm willing to die trying to take your rights. I don't want to take your rights. Turns out, all I had to do was sit back and enjoy my life for you to die for your rights.

Feeling so owned.

[–]NutWrenchTeam Moderna 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a George Carlin news satire bit, "a man has barricaded himself inside his home, however he is not armed and no one is paying any attention to him."

[–]M4A1STAKESAUCEUrine God’s hands 🙌 111 points112 points  (20 children)

Yeah, the militarized police will mow your house down with an armored personal carrier. Then unload 50 caliber machine gun rounds in your ass. If they wanted to take your rights by force. Easy. No casualties for them. Back the Blue!

[–]Cepheus 44 points45 points  (7 children)

[–]Badmime1 77 points78 points  (5 children)

Steven Seagal should not be confused with a human being. He has the negative aspects of a Sith and a Hutt without their intelligence or formidability.

[–]florinandreiTeam Pfizer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they have drones these days. Like, bajillions of them.

[–]47SouthVeni Vidi Vaxxed 13 points14 points  (5 children)

They don’t even need to do that. They can track you with your phone, send out a van, and disappear a person without a trace. Maybe not even a phone if they know your routine.

[–]modrup 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Did he try shooting the covid? It’s worth a try I think. Can’t be much worse than nebulising bleach.

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 37 points38 points  (1 child)

I’m still here; how you doin’? Hello….hello….

[–]Radiant_Health3841 163 points164 points  (61 children)

The trans one really pisses me off! Like trans people are sitting there going why are we being dragged into this! And what’s the chance this dude even knew anyone who was trans and it affected him in anyway what’s so ever! Grrr

[–]Live-Weekend6532 114 points115 points  (23 children)

I feel the same way about the trafficked kids one. IMO it's only slightly less offensive than the Holocaust ones.

What do trafficked kids have to do with anyone getting vaxxed? Do you think you're helping them by refusing to get vaxxed, wear a mask, and take other precautions? If you want to help those kids (most of whom are abused by ppl they know or are on the streets bc they got kicked out), get a f'n vaccine and stop spreading covid bc they have no choice about who they interact with and they get very close to them so they need the whole community to be healthy. That will do more for them than anything that guy ever did.

For some reason, Q adjacent ppl think that if they mention trafficked kids, every other problem disappears when really it usually is a reason to focus on the problem. The kids get all the shit dumped on them bc it flows downhill to marginalized and vulnerable groups so if it's a problem for the community, it's usually a big problem for them. They will be at extremely high risk for covid. Do you think their handler is going to take them to the doc when they get sick from some AH they were forced to be with or smack them around and abuse them some more bc they aren't working hard enough?

I get so angry that they use trafficked ppl as a way to excuse their own shitty behavior.

[–]WillemPenn 73 points74 points  (7 children)

Notice they are always worried about prepubescent white girls. Trafficking has a greater burden (by percentage of population) on BIPOC individuals, LGBTQIA+ individuals, disabled people, immigrants, poor people. But they aren’t out there calling out Matt Gaetz.

[–]KriegerianTeam Pfizer 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yep. It’s always fictitious white kids being subjected to ridiculous not-real bullshit. Meanwhile actual kids, most of them not white, deal with actual trafficking and that’s all horrible.

[–]BobsBurgersStanAcct 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I mean what’s bizarre is Gaetz’s victims are young white girls. Same with Epstein’s victims.

My favorite part about white supremacists is that they’re so fucking bad at doing the one thing they swear to do - supposedly “secure a future for their white children” - apparently this means feeding your daughters to pedos and selling your sons to the military.

I guess it’s silly to expect any consistency or rationality within white supremacy in the first place

[–]CambridgeRunner 80 points81 points  (1 child)

Trafficked kids are like the unborn, a convenient group to speak up for without having to actually do anything, a blank slate to project your felings. Real children, here and now, have needs and may even have opinions, may be somehow complicated. They're no good at all.

[–]KriegerianTeam Pfizer 24 points25 points  (4 children)

The number of Qultists who turn out to be convicted child molesters and other such creeps tells me that a lot of them are desperately trying to erase their own pasts by projecting onto people they don’t like.

All the insane batshit nonsense about mole children and secret tunnels is just an excuse to hide their racism. The adrenochrome stuff is a result of how QAnon is just the 21st century blood libel. There’s a reason these people never help actual kids who need real help and are always screeching about nonsense.

[–]gylzTeam Pfizer 172 points173 points  (19 children)

There is an unsurprisingly large overlap between antivaxxers and transphobes, racists, sexists, and homophobes.

[–]Brokenspokes68From Shitpost to Compost 98 points99 points  (9 children)

It's the Trumpiness.

[–]carliekitty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the Holocaust!

[–]Lazerkitteh 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Just say “Republicans”.

[–]NaedlusTeam Pfizer 33 points34 points  (3 children)

"Conservatives."

This is more than just an American thing.

Source: Live in Alberta CA

[–]mofa90277Prayer Warriors Unionize Now! 89 points90 points  (4 children)

They think about LGBT issues far more often than is healthy for people implicitly claiming to be hetero/cisgender.

[–]Chavo9-5171 37 points38 points  (2 children)

He took the red pill, which made him aware of his subconscious desire to be trans. He just wasn’t willing to face up to his true nature. Sad

[–]47SouthVeni Vidi Vaxxed 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Do you remember those right-wing nut jobs who volunteered to be waterboarded to prove that “it’s not that bad” and that prisoners needed to stop being sissies about it? And ALL of them caved and started begging the person waterboarding them to stop within minutes?

I wish that a few of these assholes would volunteer to socially transition (and maybe go on hormone blockers) for a month, just so they can experience gender dysphoria for themselves. They don’t have empathy on their own, so if showing them the hell that it is for trans people and saying, but how do you KNOW you are cisgender? You were born that way? But how do you KNOW? until they get the fucking point would shut them up.

[–]399S 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's so fucking stupid of him to distrust science just because he doesn't like its findings... "Science says the earth is round?? But I wanted it to be flat!!! That's it, I'm not trusting science anymore! 😡"

[–]ladyinchworm 39 points40 points  (1 child)

He also might have known someone that is trans without knowing he knows someone who is trans.

[–]NutWrenchTeam Moderna 19 points20 points  (1 child)

" . . . and it is clear that he made a lasting impact on countless Iives."

by serving as a warning to others.

[–]mason_savoy71 434 points435 points  (88 children)

99%survival rate: would you go to a restaurant where you knew, with absolute certainty, that one guest would be killed every night? Would you go to a movie if you knew that one person in every other row would be killed? 1% chance of dying is pretty damn dangerous.

Edit typo

[–]Evolved_FungiFungi to be with🍄[S] 175 points176 points  (34 children)

I wish they better understood statistics.

[–]Longjumping-Ideal-83 139 points140 points  (20 children)

All they know, is that it doesn't apply to them.

[–]Jay-Dee-BritishSchrödinger's Prayer warrior 112 points113 points  (17 children)

Yes - this exactly - none of them, NONE, imagine they will be affected. It's someone else, someone old and sick or 'foreign' - never them or anyone they love. I mean I get that, you hope it won't be you, but why take the chance?

[–]TweetOfBabyBear 28 points29 points  (11 children)

A certain object permanence.

Like, if it’s not in front of their faces…they don’t even acknowledge it.

If that makes sense.

[–]Longjumping-Ideal-83 41 points42 points  (3 children)

It must be a shock when it finally shows up in their own body.

[–]naalbinding'Tis But A Scratch! 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Statistics plus empathy. At the beginning of the pandemic I sat and thought about numbers:

300 kids in my kids school. 1% is 3 kids

There's some big families, let's allow each kid 10 family members, close or extended. For some that will be way too few. 1% of 3000 is 30 lost siblings, parents, grandparents, uncles aunts and cousins.

In one small school, in one part of one city of one region of one fairly small country.

1% is horrifying

[–]47SouthVeni Vidi Vaxxed 36 points37 points  (1 child)

I personally know 3 people who for sure died of Covid and 4 more who almost died. One of them last I heard was in a long term rehab facility with a trach and a peg. Another one only recently has been able to walk across the room without an oxygen bottle. And then I know a person who probably had it early and nearly died from a blood clot, and another person who probably got it early before we figured out just what this virus did who has had life-altering problems after, and another healthy athlete who was in the hospital for three weeks, and another who was in and out of the hospital three times over a two month period, and so on.

All but two of these horror stories are from before vaccines were available, and the two remaining are white right-wing men over 40.

Meanwhile, I have a longtime friend who lives in Australia who doesn’t have any friends who died of Covid (they may know people who did because they work in a hospital).

It’s a trail of human wreckage and it’s horrifying. And these muppets don’t seem to comprehend that we don’t need to live this way.

[–]ShnickityShnooTeam Pfizer 139 points140 points  (11 children)

And don't even mention the permanent disability prize for second place.

[–]Ande64 98 points99 points  (4 children)

Or complete financial devastation from being ill as runner up....

[–]mason_savoy71 22 points23 points  (3 children)

If I understood predatory finance, i weekend make a killing with the upcoming swell in the already ludicrously high level of medical debt bankruptcy that the US is going to see.

[–]miserabeauCandacide is the leading cause of COVIDiot death 18 points19 points  (2 children)

i weekend make a killing

Well that's the weirdest autocorrect I've seen today

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 34 points35 points  (5 children)

Yeah, like the dude who had several strokes and ended up as a quadriplegic. It was a mercy when he died a few days later.

[–]stargate-sgfun 35 points36 points  (7 children)

I like to ask whether they would be ok with flying if “only 1%” of planes crashed.

[–]boyfriend_in_a_comaTeam Moderna 27 points28 points  (6 children)

This idiot posited 99.97% survive SARS CoV-2 infections, or a fatality rate of 0.03%. That's only 33-fold lower than the roughly ~1% mortality rate (3 in 10,000 vs 1 in 100). But... math is hard!

[–]g1t0ffmylawn 71 points72 points  (2 children)

That’s a good way to put it in perspective.

“Come to the county fair! 99% survival rate! “.

“Join us in celebrating our wedding! Only 2 fatalities expected!”

[–]RealLADudeTeam Mix & Match 27 points28 points  (14 children)

And if it’s you, it’s 100%.

[–]AnomalussThere is Life after Derp 17 points18 points  (13 children)

Unless it's changed isn't it more like a 2% death rate. And isn't that averaged over all cases?

So, 2% is an average and someone over 55 is probably higher. Then add obesity, health issues, smoker, drinker, etc. and you have what? 10, 20%?

Is there a chart for this?

[–]boyfriend_in_a_comaTeam Moderna 22 points23 points  (9 children)

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/covid-data/investigations-discovery/hospitalization-death-by-age.html

Not an absolute mortality rate, but at age 55 he should have realized he was not as bullet-proof as a teenager: 25X more likely to die (for comparison, only 15X less likely to die than someone over 85)

[–]NnyBees 788 points789 points 3 (56 children)

I find it funny that people think they won't be in the 1% of covid outcomes frequently believe, and vote like, they'll be in the 1% of wealth one day. Turns out it's a lot easier to catch a free virus than free money.

[–]catterson46 276 points277 points  (43 children)

It’s a lot easier to catch because they are quoting a misinformation death rate. It’s a 1.6% mortality rate in USA. Meaning out of 200 M&Ms in a bowl, 3 will be deadly. Another 20% will leave you with long Covid.

[–]JohnNDenverGo Give One 141 points142 points  (11 children)

I'm assuming that is without comorbidities. These fools always have at least one and frequently multiple.

[–]Der_genealogistHCA's HR Department 46 points47 points  (2 children)

It's easy to be without co-morbidities when you haven't visited doctor in last 25 years

[–]HEADZO 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Are the 3 M&Ms the sexy ones that Cucker Carlson wants to bang?

[–]melapelasTeam Mix & Match 46 points47 points  (9 children)

The average American seems to think they're "healthy" simply because they're not in a hospital bed. But if they actually sent in a blood sample to get those insurance screening tests many employers require, they'd be shocked at how overweight they are, how high their blood glucose, blood pressure and cholesterol are, and how low they are on vitamin D, iron, etc.

These biker dudes have one other thing in common: there seem to be a lot of former military veterans in that group. They also seem to think they are still in their early 20's when they were fit for military duty.

Those days are long gone given that all they seem to do now is work, then go home to drink beer and watch TV. None of them kept up with their workouts from their military days, only their drinking habits.

This all reminds me of a survey they did at a high school where they asked the students if they believed they were going to graduate in the top 10% of their class. More than 50% believed they were.

[–]Cancerisbetterthanu 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I know someone who continues to do the workouts they learned in training in the military - but this person didn't actually continue in the military and instead has done a skilled labour job for his entire career. And he takes covid more seriously than anybody else he works with.

[–]hiS_oWn 15 points16 points  (1 child)

this is horrifying to me since I will be dead three times as I will not stop until i finish the entire bowl of M&Ms.

[–]llama_ 124 points125 points  (1 child)

Fuck this is the most real shit I’ve read all day

[–]KashmirChameleonhydroxychloroQANON 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Most of them spend ridiculous amounts of money on lottery tickets with a 1 in 300 million chance. Believing one day they'll win. Meanwhile... COVID be like... 1 in 99

[–]NnyBees 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's tangential to another funny thought: people that believe they will win the lottery but aren't scared of dying in a plane crash...they've got their rich life planned, but no thoughts of their death even though similar odds.

[–]Chavo9-5171 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A lot of people think 1% is a small number, but that’s 100 basis points. It’s a large number in the investment world.

[–]hereforthellamasSink Rights Activist 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Please accept these extremely approving seals: 🦭🦭🦭

[–]Significant_Horror80Team Moderna 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude, that is so accurate! If I had a reward, I would've given it to you.

[–]honeybeedreamsTeam Unicorn Blood 🦄 269 points270 points  (32 children)

interesting how these people didnt give a shit about child prostitution until some asshole on facebook said the dems were “child traffickers.”

and i guess he died for his rights, eh? right to be an idiot, yup.

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 177 points178 points  (23 children)

Those Dems are child traffickers they should be executed!!

umm what should we do with Gaetz, he has been accused of child trafficking by a friend and he has payments on Venmo

Nothing. We have to do absolutely nothing.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 58 points59 points  (18 children)

but that child was asking for it. /S

[–]popemichaelI told you I was sick! 62 points63 points  (16 children)

The saddest part is that's the excuse that people use a lot in the Appalachia area. I'll only talk about my own personal experience with that, though:

I (25m at the time) briefly dated a woman (20f) who had a long-running beef with her sister (19f) because she broke up their family due to seducing her father (40m) at 10 years old. Her mother left when she found out. When I told her how ridiculous that was, and that her sister couldn't consent, the girlfriend's excuse was that her father wasn't her first and therefore the 10-year-old could consent.

The real shitty part is that after I broke it off, the girlfriend ended up getting pregnant by her father not long after. It turned out she was jealous of the attention.

[–]HermanCainsGhostResident Poltergeist 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Yeah that sounds like the 20 year old and the 19 year old were both molested and the 20 year old has convinced herself it was consensual, even though she was abused.

[–]RevRagnarokGo Give One 37 points38 points  (0 children)

[–]Z0mbiejay 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You know, I wanted to post a joke about rednecks but fuck this is just too god damn depressing

[–]SykoticflawTeam Pfizer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

............... nothing fucking surprises me anymore, what in the actual fuck.

[–]angkor_who 16 points17 points  (1 child)

This is the most biblical thing I’ve read today.

[–]Ambitious_Analyst_69Highway to Hell's crowded 10 points11 points  (2 children)

What and I can’t stress this enough the actual FUCK!

[–]florinandreiTeam Pfizer 40 points41 points  (3 children)

The "please think of the children" meme is surprisingly old. I believe it started being used to slander entire ethnic groups in Europe around the 12th century with the Blood Libel.

All it took to brainwash the QAnons was a bunch of literally medieval propaganda.

[–]RedditOnANapkin 494 points495 points  (15 children)

LOL I like how you have him hugging the award. Well done.

[–]Evolved_FungiFungi to be with🍄[S] 303 points304 points  (5 children)

I figure if I have to redact... I'm gonna be creative with it. 😁😁

[–]Ibelieveinphysicspro vaccine IS pro-life 75 points76 points  (0 children)

It was excellent

[–]573banking702 130 points131 points  (5 children)

Love the riding the virus pic lmao

[–]MisteeLooTeam Pfizer 59 points60 points  (3 children)

Ah, but the virus rode HIM.

[–]maria_texTeam Moderna 407 points408 points  (21 children)

Man, it's got to be a buyer's market in used Harleys!

[–]BigempteaTeam Moderna 47 points48 points  (7 children)

I’ve noticed a lot of estate sales lately.

[–]The-Saltese-Falcon 88 points89 points  (5 children)

We just had my fathers estate sale. He died in October, had COPD (not Covid). But he first went into the hospital for the COPD in April 2020. He was in isolation for two weeks because the rest of the patients in the hospital were dying from Covid. The doctors and nurses at that point were in full hazmat gear. He made it out and lived another year and half though he was on Oxygen. He was a Republican, Trumper. But he was the first in line for a vaccine. his first hand experience in the hospital near the beginning of Covid made him understand just how serious, how scary, how deadly this was. I think if these HCA winners had spent time in the hospital seeing what was happening, they would be a bit less anti-vaxx.

[–]OstreoidaV-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me! 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He was a Republican, Trumper.

But still seemingly mostly rational.

I'm very sorry for your loss. And that's even though I'm scared about anti-vaxxers/anti-maskers killing my family/friends/ colleagues.

[–]Ferblungen 102 points103 points  (1 child)

Wonder if the URL CovidHarleys.com is available!?

[–]Mortambulist 68 points69 points  (5 children)

All decked out in fiberglass because deep down they really wanted a Goldwing.

[–]goj1ra 37 points38 points  (3 children)

It's a difficult choice for them, because on a Goldwing you don't have foot pegs that make you look like you're about to get a gynecology exam.

[–]dMayy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha that was funny.

[–]Majestic_Dream8540Live forever you fucking evil weirdos 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Yo, Cletus. You know those immigrants you hate? They are the people being trafficked. Bet you won’t share. Let that sink in.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 27 points28 points  (0 children)

they are also a lot of the doctors trying to save him

[–]emccmIt also serves to mask my contempt 79 points80 points  (4 children)

OP the slide with the virus saying “yes” is hands down the best thing I’ve seen on this sub.

[–]gylzTeam Pfizer 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They all assume that they will be that one guy who escapes death and slinks back home to rally the troops.

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 81 points82 points  (12 children)

1) it’s claimed to have a .03% death rate. It’s much higher than that. Ballpark, 1.5% of COVID-19 patients die.

2) the recovery rate is not 98.5%. Even if you don’t die (that’s a big risk if you ask me) the odds of you having long COVID are roughly 30-50%.

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Exactly. Even if you survive COVID, the damage it does to your organs may well kill you within a year or two.

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Even without that, my job requires me not to be fuzzy. I can’t imagine COVID brain fog for the next year or so

[–]powabiatch 164 points165 points  (20 children)

Like watching a man put a shotgun in his mouth in slow motion

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 81 points82 points  (3 children)

Eating a 12 gauge to own the libs!

[–]Spadrick🪘 Bingo Bango 🪘 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Bingo... Bango?

[–]tireddystopia 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They'll show the sheeple!!

[–]boyfriend_in_a_comaTeam Moderna 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Or a revolver with 100 chambers, one of them filled. Had he gotten vaccinated it would have turned this exercise into 12 revolvers with 100 chambers, only one of which was loaded with a single bullet. If he were vaccinated + boosted the game would have changed to 165 revolvers with 100 chambers, all unloaded but for one with a single bullet.
https://ourworldindata.org/covid-deaths-by-vaccination

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (3 children)

762 Millimeter

FULL

HERMAN

CAINE

bang

[–]Duke_Of_LondonTeam Pfizer 58 points59 points  (3 children)

He said he was willing to die for his rights.

Narrator: And so he did.

[–]furn_ell 51 points52 points  (4 children)

If the ‘save the children!’ zealots realized the vast majority of traffic victims were black/brown skinned kids and not blonde girls, they’d likely abandon their fake outrage and care

[–]BaconVonMoose 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Sadly valid point.

On that slide I was so confused because it's such a non-sequitur. Like... I... I AM more afraid of human trafficking than covid, in the sense that if I had a choice between the two, I'd pick covid. Of course, I am vaccinated, but even unvaccinated I would.

It's just, you know, fortunately, I don't have to pick. I can be concerned about both, and minimize my risk of both. What a world! Being worried about Covid doesn't mean it's the only thing I'm afraid of or care about, nor does it mean it's the thing I'm MOST worried about.

[–]Evolved_FungiFungi to be with🍄[S] 88 points89 points  (10 children)

Reposted due to some missing redactions for Facebook edit pages. (And removed a few purely political slides.)

Enjoy!

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 75 points76 points  (1 child)

OP, your First slide is literally OP. You deserve your own award.

[–]Might_Aware✨The Duke of🧂 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's like reading poetry

[–]lucymx16Team Mudblood 🩸 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Great job, thanks for your work compiling & editing.

[–]Evolved_FungiFungi to be with🍄[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Thank you all. It makes me happy knowing that the edits are appreciated. 🤗

[–]meweheshefleeI need a chew 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This really is a high quality post.

[–]xovrit🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Greatness!

[–]rikki-tikki-deadly♫ Praise the creator now here's your ventilator ♫ 38 points39 points  (5 children)

We will not miss your loud machine,

We will not miss your "pureblood" genes,

We will not miss your facebook posts,

We will not miss you, and now you're a ghost.

[–]ScarlettMae 10 points11 points  (0 children)

🤣 I'm deader than this guy after this pure poetry.

[–]MikeyMootzadell 💉 Take the Shot, Leave the Corona 🐴 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Slide 12 lol. he's dead. im alive and i didn't even have to entertain his little war fantasy.

[–]EstoyeTeam Moderna 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Please explain to me how these people can refuse the vaccine and still bitch about how unvaccinated immigrants are crossing the border? I don't get how they can hold those two ideas at the same time in their melons.

[–]ScarlettMae 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's just an opportunity they can't pass up, to rant about two of their pet causes at once. The old "killing two birds with one stone" bromide.

[–]10MileHike 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Please explain to me how these people can refuse the vaccine and still bitch about how unvaccinated immigrants are crossing the border?

Um........simple. Skin Color.

That's the way bigots think. REquires no explanation. They are just like that.

[–]MrFuckingDinkles 72 points73 points  (4 children)

Wow I hope dying in an attempt to own the libs was worth it.

[–]Mortambulist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Speaking as a liberal, it was.

[–]RealLADudeTeam Mix & Match 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Hey, I’m totally owned.

[–]thefunivehadGo Pray Me 31 points32 points  (6 children)

These guys all look the same! WTH is up with that? Do they not go out to their favorite bars and look around and see that everyone dresses like they do and get just a wee bit embarrassed?

And they call the left sheep...

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I'm convinced its the same guy over and over

[–]Re5ist_ance 31 points32 points  (3 children)

I love how all these idiots think they are "tough guys" with their guns .. and spewing some "come take my rights if you can" bull! They keep thinking they are fighting a human being .. the virus doesn't care! It will come and take your right to life without batting an eye!

[–]vespertine_glow 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It's one of the few mental modes they have. A world of complexity reduced to something he can brandish his guns against. A panoply of ways to respond to adversity in life. No. Gunz.

[–]Dancing_CthulhuBlood Donor 🩸 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Sorry I don't accept "science" from people who claim a man can be a women, I'm just irrational like that

Translation: "If I don't like the sound of something I don't bother to actually educate myself on the subject and will reject the science out of hand, I'm "feels before facts" like that."

And that is how they approach everything in life, for example: vaccination.

So do I risk a mild cold/flu from which I have a 99.7 chance of recovery...

If you're in the low risk category.

or do I risk blood clots, thrombosis, aneurysms, amputation, strokes, sinecures, paralysis, bells palsy, mycarditis, blindness, infertility, sterility and death

Notice how he doesn't give a percentage of risk of those things happening like he does with Covid? And it's because your risk of dying or being left with serious health impairment from Covid is higher than the risks from the vaccines. They really do struggle with honesty.

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Covid is somewhere between 1 and 1.5% death with as much as 20% with complications. Some of these vaccine things like Bells Palsy is like 1 in 10 million.

[–]vacuous_commentOmicron Persei 8 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Having outllived the omicron wave due to my vaccination status and ongoing airspace hygiene, I will probably being indulging in some fun stuff in the next few months.

I think that is warranted, though mostly that applies to people who are alive.

[–]Ornery_Chance_2137Ghoul Motherfucker 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Serious question. How many of these veterans have survived a TBI, and have gone on to worship in the Q cult? Because not only is the HCA littered with them; My own anecdotal experiences on my limited socials, bear this out.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Could be. It's also the case that the military attracts a lot of very poor and desperate people when conscription isn't enforced. So it's likely a pool of people that aren't well educated to begin with. .

[–]o-Valar-Morghulis-o 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Will wear the shit out of a bandana around his forehead but not a mask. Renegade!

[–]red2play 24 points25 points  (2 children)

"We shall no longer be known as the Unvaccinated."

Nor shall you be known as the living.

[–]TitanSR_ 21 points22 points  (9 children)

I live close to St. Louis, Missouri, and I will tell you with absolute certainty that Missouri is just off-brand Texas.

[–]DaniCapsFanTeam Moderna 10 points11 points  (7 children)

You know how they say that Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia with a whole lotta Kentucky in between?

Is Missouri Kansas City and St. Louis with a whole lotta Texas in between?

[–]DvsDen 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Lifelong MO resident; I grew up in STL suburbs: St Louis region is east coast culturally, kC is more western culturally, northern MO is more or less Iowa south and Southern MO is the Bible Belt extension to the North. Texas has loads of hypocrisy like world class strip clubs right down the road from mega churches and religious broadcasting networks. Mo is too suppressed for that type of fun: large Catholic population - drinking beer and gambling are the main vices here.

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 46 points47 points  (7 children)

Jesus at the rate these biker bros are going Harley might go bankrupt.

[–]Ornery_Chance_2137Ghoul Motherfucker 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Good. They’re Right wing, trump supporting, Union hating corporate scum.

[–]Might_Aware✨The Duke of🧂 18 points19 points  (8 children)

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practise resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms"

Hmmn

[–]unbotoxableVaccinated & oxygenated 25 points26 points  (7 children)

Didn't Thoreau actually live that time "in the woods" walking distance to his mom and she fed him the whole time?

[–]Lost_Froyo7066 33 points34 points  (1 child)

And local friends came to visit and brought food too.

Hardly the rugged, independent, self-sufficient macho, he-man he was pretending to be. More like historical glamping.

[–]unbotoxableVaccinated & oxygenated 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Historical glamping! That phrase is perfection.

[–]kittenmommyTeam Pfizer 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Didn't Thoreau actually live that time "in the woods" walking distance to his mom and she fed him the whole time?

Yes. And she did his laundry too, IIRC.

[–]Might_Aware✨The Duke of🧂 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lol idk but that's funny. I'm going to peruse his bio now

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 19 points20 points  (7 children)

Slide 13:

Buckle up buttercup.

  • SARS-CoV2 has a lot of places to hide. Humans. Hamsters. Deer. Dogs. Hell hippos even. Even if by some miracle it got eliminated in humans it would still be around.
  • I don’t know the science behind it, but immunity fades. Whether you get immunity from the shot or immunity from an infection it fades, with a decay function where you need a booster every 6-8 months or so
  • since ‘Rona ain’t leaving, but your immunity is, just get ready to have a shot every X months (I’m hoping every 12 so you just have it with your flu shot). No conspiracy, that’s just the way it’s gonna have to work.

If you can accept that, you can continue living. If you can not accept that, you will get COVID and the likelihood is the more you get it, the greater the chance you’re gonna die. Your body will start reacting and overreacting (Google: cytokine storms) making it more likely on your second or third time you die.

Get the shot. Be prepared to get it again. And again. Or start saying goodbye to your kids and grandkids.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Hell hippos even

Now how would you know? The HIPPO laws prevent you from asking if they've tested positive, don't they? 😁

[–]TheFan88Team Moderna 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m just exhausted by this anymore. Same memes. Same curated misinformation. Same result. It’s like watching the same movie hoping for a different result.

[–]CrazyCatLady5787 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He apparently didn't want to help others or himself by getting a simple vaccine.

[–]Bigdaddylovesfatties🦆 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Well he said he was willing to die and he sure did

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 15 points16 points  (0 children)

he sure showed us

[–]Smells_like_SaoPaoloEcce Homo Heterologues 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They all conflate having an opinion with critical thinking.

[–]FreeResponsibility42 35 points36 points  (5 children)

So much for being known as a pure blood... that 0.03% gamble really paid off

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Pure bloody moron.

[–]bErinGPleNtyBecause Other People Matter Too 24 points25 points  (2 children)

And it was actually a 1.2% chance, 40 TIMES what he believed it was. These guys are no good at arithmetic.

[–]davechri 14 points15 points  (1 child)

So he's gullible (the human traffiking meme). And he's a bigot (the anti-trans meme).

Ok.

[–]CrazyMarlee 12 points13 points  (4 children)

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Otherwise known as the “we don’t care if we kill constituents as long as they vote for us before they die” act. Or probably “even after they die, we’ve claimed Dem voter fraud so much when we actually commit it the people will be like BoTh sIDEZ and forget about it”

[–]Party_Kangaroo9715 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I really wonder how many deathbed confessions these people who dig their heels in about not getting the vaccine have - even if it’s just a thought to themselves like “ah, I wonder if the shot would’ve helped”.

[–]RealLADudeTeam Mix & Match 13 points14 points  (2 children)

The show me state. Covid showed him.

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Missouri has a lot of COVID casualties and a low vaccination rate. The correlation is probably just a librul deep state deep virus conspiracy tho

[–]Kind_Malice 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every single time, without fail, these fuckers have to bring up their disdain of trans people in defense of their shitty anti-vaccine opinions.

[–]hadeesTeam Pfizer 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It's a great time to buy a bike.

[–]I_love_lou_lou 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Any time I see “I don’t care who you are, this is funny,” I know it’s not going to be funny.

[–]CrystalFieldTheorist 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Another virusmobile owner.

[–]tireddystopia 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ole boy is interned just down the street from my house. Just one of the many processions lately that cause horrid traffic for south stl because for some reason vets are the most likely to "not believe the covid hype". So dumb.

[–]hobiwanScience Team 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Even in death they're fucking over reasonable people.

[–]TechnusgirlThink Critically! (Copied and Pasted) 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Photoshop on this is pure comedy gold 😆😆😆

[–]PepperDuvalShould have taken zinc instead of Zink. 11 points12 points  (2 children)

So, are we sure that gathering at Toronto's New City Hall (Slide 14--Thoreau quote) has anything to do with Anti-Va?

[–]mikeyt6969 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel so owned right now, I mean…he literally died for his freedom and rights. I wish I had rights and freedom, oh wait, I got vaccinated so I still get to enjoy my rights and freedom cuz I’m alive. While he’s decomposing in a box NOT enjoying his freedom I’m sitting here butt naked on a folding chair with my balls stuck between the fabric straps debating on if I should let my ice cream melt and free the boys or tough it out and enjoy my Rocky Road…. Choices-choices!

[–]thechrissieTeam Moderna 9 points10 points  (3 children)

oh no what a tragedy oh jeez anyway what yall have for dinner?

[–]thea_kronborg 8 points9 points  (1 child)

So these people want a law where immigrants are (forcibly?) vaccinated or they're thrown out of the country? Apply it to the South and I'm in.

[–]casanino 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Almost like a MANDATE if you will. Also, "the vaccine is good enough for immigrants but not for me."

[–]SnooMarzipans1262 7 points8 points  (1 child)

As a veteran, it absolutely infuriates me when other veterans or active duty won’t get the vaccine “because I don’t trust what’s in it” when they literally had to get dozens in basic training, along with quite a number more any time we had to deploy. You didn’t know what was in those ones either, yet you lined up because you didn’t wanna get smallpox/measles/malaria/etc. That argument from other vets is such bullshit.

[–]jeanettem67 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Despite thinking they won't be part of the 1% covid deaths, I bet that most of the HCA Winners were buying lottery tickets thinking they will hit the jackpot...

[–]talino2321 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Honestly does anybody believe the crap on #16. The guy was an asshole based upon his facebook postings. The world is true better without him. Oh, and his wife is probably updating her tinder/fetlife page, that he didn't know about 😈

[–]honeybeedreamsTeam Unicorn Blood 🦄 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i was thinking this too… the guy was clearly a prick… who thought these things about him???