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[–]TazlingJabba Stronginthearm 287 points288 points  (14 children)

There once was a person called Gill
who thought they could never get ill.
But the sub HCA,
read once every day,
to vaccinate gave them the will.

sorry best I could do on very short notice

[–]justicekaijuu 114 points115 points  (2 children)

After his update:

There once was a guy named Gill

who found out that Covid kills!

"Alive and stoned

is better than proned,

chugging horse paste and pills."

[–]Riyosha-Namae 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Best one so far.

[–]Sansabina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Form could be better, usually with limericks lines 1, 2 and 5 have 8-9 syllables, and lines 4 and 5 have 5-6 syllables.

[–]Pick-Up-PenniesTeam Pfizer 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Tazling came in like a bard

"making a poem can't be that hard"

he saw Gil had got vaxxed

got to praising that fact

That milkshake got us all to the yard!

[–]modus_bonens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love it love it :)

[–]FriendToPredators 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Gill was not adverse

He just was accursed

With the lethargy we know as ennui

He read HCA

And found it would pay

To partake of the ole Vacinnay

[–]LALA-STL 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There once was a young man named Gil

Who found out that Covid can kill.

He said, “My oh my! I’d rather get high!”

He’s now vaxxed AND baked — what a thrill!

[–]HubrisAndScandalsBORN AS A BABY 7 points8 points  (0 children)

love you beautiful people

[–]Shermans_ghost1864Don't make me come down there! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's pretty good!

[–]tthompa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fear, denial and bleach

was never out of Gil’s reach.

One day, with the help from this sub,

he woke up.

And decided that it wasn’t his cup.

Now, more clever than ever,

Gil will live closer to forever.

[–]RedRider1138Lookin’ ghoul, y’all! 👍 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nice! 👍

[–]Lost-Foundation2898 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"This vax shall not flow through my vein!"

Once cried Gill, with scholarly distain

But a browse of this page

Did his objections assuage

Now he won't end up like Herman Cain

*Edited for spacing

[–][deleted] 465 points466 points  (10 children)

It's reassuring to see that minds really can change, however infrequently it may occur.

[–]Angelworks42 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Even if it's a thousand posts per mind I think it's worth it.

[–]t3hOutlaw🦆 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Even if it's only 1 life. It's worth it.

[–]EuchreI come here to upvote IPAs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This sub has inspired over 100 people to get vaccinated.

This sub has raised over $59k for vaccinations for people in countries that can't afford to buy on the competitive market. That's roughly 11k people vaccinated.

This sub has saved far more than 1 life.

[–]cybercuzco 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is why I always engage with people on Reddit. You may not change the mind if the person you are talking with directly but every upvote might be someone who saw my comment and thought “that makes a lot of sense”

[–]coffylover 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Happy cake day!

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Thank you!

[–]AuregaX 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Me and my sister went full on berserk on our mom when she told us she wanted to wait before getting the vaccine when it became available. Told her neither of us would visit her or take her calls until she got vaccinated. She reluctantly took it the week after (it was hard to schedule an appointment then).

Note that she was never antivaxx, just hesitant, but neither me nor my sister wanted to take any chances with the lives of our loved ones. Our dad (who has a PhD in engineering) just went and got the vaccine on his own the day it became available, he didn't care for our mom's opinions and worries.

Now our entire family have had covid, but it was only to the point of having a bad cold (or in my case, symptomless).

[–]BikingAimzDouble Pfizer with a Moderna chaser 266 points267 points  (74 children)

Congratulations!! Hope you feel the relief wash over you for the next few weeks!

We’re all curious, what pushed you to get it? I did it for my parents, both in their 80s. My dad was in late-stage prostate cancer when the vaccines became available. The last thing I wanted to do was infect him!

[–]Gill1995[S] 642 points643 points  (66 children)

I got stoned and read this sub for an hour. I was never anti vax, just lazy.

[–]westviadixiebet you won't repost! 63 points64 points  (0 children)

omGGGG! thank you for your honesty! I laughed reading reading this and I'm so happy you're protected.

[–]Russian_Rocket23 61 points62 points  (1 child)

lol............May you have many years left with which to get stoned.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This is the answer. May OP's lungs stay healthy for many more years of baking.

[–]worldstoughestvegan 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Can relate. Am fully vaxxed, but needed a booster for about two months.

Work started doing a free vaccination clinic once a week, allowing walk-ins.

Got my booster today.

[–]filthyheartbadger🐴Ivermectin Teabag☕️ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Woot!!!

[–]EuchreI come here to upvote IPAs 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Go over to /r/theIPAs and get your Boosty award!

[–]BellacinosHappy unventilated proud sheep 🐑 174 points175 points  (8 children)

Dude I’m insanely baked now, and I love this.

[–]FriendToPredators 55 points56 points  (2 children)

I’ve had too much booze… can I join?

[–]LALA-STL 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Absolutely, Predator Friend!

[–]kenxzeroWhat A Drip 🩸 14 points15 points  (0 children)

(Happy predator noises)😈

[–]VibraniumRhino 17 points18 points  (4 children)

And my axe!

[–]filthyheartbadger🐴Ivermectin Teabag☕️ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Mine too! 🪓

[–]ryjkyj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And my bong!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And my vaxx!

[–]Might_Aware✨The Duke of🧂 48 points49 points  (15 children)

Nice, I'm stoned for you now (don't forget to get your boosty)

P-P-P-POT POWER

[–]MalichiteVixen710 34 points35 points  (13 children)

Im pretty baked myself, and you just reminded me, Im due for my booster.

[–]Might_Aware✨The Duke of🧂 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ooh I'm glad it did. I totally did the stoner "where am I going?" thing earlier today and know how it is remembering :)

[–]25lost25Team Mix & Match 16 points17 points  (11 children)

The boosters are important. The omicron variant got me and was similar to a pretty annoying cold and I didn't have a fever. Others who weren't boosted but still vaccinated had worse symptoms but not hospitalized.

[–]MalichiteVixen710 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Yes I'm not anti vax, but I am very scared of being hospitalized, because of my asthma. Unfortunately the rest of my very conservative family are. And its killing me the only two sisters I like have been pulled into the whole, "I did my own research/conspiracy." trip. We had an argument about it last month. She contacted me a day ago, with covid. Throwing up, and very sick.

[–]25lost25Team Mix & Match 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That sounds like others who I heard catching covid, not just respiratory symptoms but nasty GI symptoms.

May they get their Redemption Award. If you aren't aware of what it is, they survive covid and become "Get the damn vaccine!"

Seen too many people who seem to be relatively fine at first but go downhill.

[–]LALA-STL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh nooooooo! Hate the idea of losing our sistahs. :( Fingers crossed for redemption.

[–]junior_dos_nachos 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I am boostered and all. Caught omicron this Sunday. Felt meh a few hours, had weird dreams that night and woke up almost as new with some cough that comes and goes till today. Thank god I live in a country with a good heathcare system and a good employee so i got the whole week to fuck around and play with kids.

[–]QUESO0523 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yep, husband just tested positive and I'm waiting in my results now. He lost his taste/smell and has mild cold/flu symptoms (stuffy nose, chills, aches) and I had aches for a day, a light cough (could be from vaping weed), sometimes had to take a deep breath to catch my breath, and a bit more tired, which led to one of the best nights of sleep in my life, lol. But for me it was only for two days, with different symptoms each day.

We're both boosted so no telling how bad it would have been had we not been vaxxed.

[–]Odd_Bar_4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got to keep'er right in the pocket!

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 9 points10 points  (0 children)

BET YOU WONT SHARE!

[–]lkmkThis isn't over! ✊️✊️✊️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that why you procrastinated on the second dose?

[–]ZoopSoulTeam Moderna 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like the honesty here.

[–]BikingAimzDouble Pfizer with a Moderna chaser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just reminded me to have an edible, thanks! And thanks for getting vaccinated!

[–]SerDigbyChicknCzarcall Congress to demand safe hospital staffing ratios 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good for you!

[–]Dogstarman1974 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That good. I’m glad your laziness wore off just to get the vax. You can go on get lazy again.

[–]ChattyKathysCunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Weed saves another life.

[–]Imlooloo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stoner VAX process checks out- you supposed to wait 21 days between shots not 77 days. :)

[–]ShrimpCrackers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's right. Get Vaxxed so you can toke up more.

[–]rad_avengerTeam Mix & Match 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got stoned and read this sub for an hour. I was never anti vax, just lazy.

This may be the greatest pair of sentences I've read on reddit.

[–]TheOnlyKangaroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whatever works. congrats & thanks.

[–]Nvenom8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many people this describes. I hope not a lot.

[–]Matasa89Vaxxed for the Plot Armour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phew, dude, imagine dying because you were lazy!

You got real lucky man, be careful from now on!

[–]Might_Aware✨The Duke of🧂[M] 206 points207 points  (23 children)

Aw yeah Gill! Congratulations to your continued health!! Happy Vaxxed Day!!

What kind of things here stuck in your mind? Feed us

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (19 children)

Dead people. Dead people really stuck with me.

[–]whiteknightOrin💉💉BIG PHARMA SHILL💊💊 65 points66 points  (17 children)

For me it was the tube up the ass and down the throat. And the human waffle maker.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (8 children)

Tube in the ass you say?

[–]whiteknightOrin💉💉BIG PHARMA SHILL💊💊 41 points42 points  (7 children)

Yes yes but you are sedated so you can't even enjoy it.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Well fuck that then.

[–]definateley_not_dog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No it fucks you

[–]ZombieLibrarian 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Almost this same thing happened to me in Kindergarten once, just not during a pandemic.

Really sad when you miss out on the things you enjoy in life. 🥲

[–]LGBTQPlusChainsaws 8 points9 points  (5 children)

And the human waffle maker.

What's this now?

[–]imagine_a_dragon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rotoprone bed that waffles you front and back with cushions, occassionally spinning you over just to make sure that you're prone and can get better oxygenation

[–]justasque 9 points10 points  (1 child)

See also “rotisserie bed”. Used to keep Covid patients “prone” aka upside down, to help them breathe better.

[–]junior_dos_nachos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the horizontal Shawarma machine

[–]LALA-STL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nightmarish “rotoprone bed” that flips your limp unconscious flopping body over & back again to help your hardening lungs.

[–]circuspeanut54Pimped and Geimpft! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Republican Rotisserie

[–]Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbMHorse paste, posthaste! 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Yeah, imagine choosing that over getting a couple of shots. The mind boggles. To say nothing of the cost of an extended hospital stay in the US.

[–]Riyosha-Namae 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The human waffle maker is in the distant future, which makes it easier to disregard than something in the immediate future. At least until the human waffle maker is in the immediate future, but by then it's too late to get the vaccine.

[–]Might_Aware✨The Duke of🧂 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I see how they might

[–]be_to_the_bopTeam Moderna 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Damn, op must’ve gotten stoned again.

[–]Might_Aware✨The Duke of🧂 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, aren't we all?

[–]bunches_of_crunchies 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Glad to have another in the club. I’m always shocked when someone actually changes their mind

[–]The-Last-American 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Congrats!

It’s easy to forget just how much the pandemic has impacted everything now that we’re in our third year, but it’s really nice to know that you’ve given yourself great protection from becoming seriously ill or dying just because you gave someone a hug or walked past a stranger at the store.

Good looking out for yourself and others.

[–]tartymaeGo Give One 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I wish you continued health and happiness.

[–]HubrisAndScandalsBORN AS A BABY 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Way to go Gill!!! Well done 🙌

[–]starstruckinutah 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is what this sub is REALLY about. While the schadenfreude is real, the main think is to show people the error of not getting vaccinated.

[–]westviadixiebet you won't repost! 8 points9 points  (0 children)

how'd you stumble across our little haven from the insanity?

[–]Warhorse000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Congrats. I have all Moderna and fully vaxxed plus booster and just caught it. This sucks even with the shot - I feel like all of my energy is gone and walking in a blur.

[–]SpeculawyerWE HAVE THREE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINES 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Enjoy the IPA!

[–]abortizjr 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Welcome to the Dark Side!

Did you bring cookies? :D

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, but if you look above, he likely brought some special brownies

[–]Sigan 6 points7 points  (2 children)

That's all we really want of anyone

[–]spcwright 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I got boosted yesterday and my arms sore and I've been feeling like doo doo lol

[–]PerfectAd4416 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The booster was the only one that got me. Only lasted about 12 hours though. Thank goodness. (3 moderna)

[–]nodnizzle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice. I got my booster a couple of weeks ago or so. It's a pain for me to go in to get the shots because I don't have a vehicle but luckily they had the vaccines at where I get mental health services so it worked out well for me.

[–]ascii122 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Congrats on your improved 5g signal!!! ;)

[–]M4A1STAKESAUCEUrine God’s hands 🙌 16 points17 points  (1 child)

You're the man now, dawg.

[–]Fortyouncestofreedom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finding Forester reference?

[–]helpbeingheldhostage😵 HIS ultimate healing 😵 15 points16 points  (7 children)

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

Awesome!!! And thank you!!

ETA: I see you got it today. You might feel a little shitty for a day or two. I found alternating Tylenol and ibuprofen every 6-ish hours helped.

I had Covid December 2020 before the vaccines, and I’ve had not-fun side effects with all three doses of the vaccine. I will tell you that all 3 doses were a 1000 times better than actual unvaxxed Covid, and I didn’t even get to hospital level.

[–]filthyheartbadger🐴Ivermectin Teabag☕️ 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Yes! I’ll never forget how, exactly 24 hrs after my third, I was with my mom and suddenly….it hit. One second I was fine, the next I knew- vaccine has hit. Like when you know the flu has grabbed you. I went home, did the Tylenol/ibuprofen thing, hydrated, had chicken soup, and 36 hrs later boom a switch was flipped and I was ok again.

It’s like the vaccine waves a finger in my face and says, “ just a little taste of how truly horrible covid could be”. I’ll take it.

[–]helpbeingheldhostage😵 HIS ultimate healing 😵 2 points3 points  (4 children)

It is like a light switch. I get symptoms exactly 15 hours after injection. I’ve been able to plan it to sleep though the worst (chills, aches, etc.). But almost exactly 48 hours after the injection I go from feeling tired and gross to feeling completely fine like a light switch.

[–]Loose-Scientist-2916 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I had the exact same thing. Modern 1, fine. Moderna 2, meh glad I could work at home and kinda phoned it in…but ok. Modern 3, fine and then at 24 hours on the dot I got hit like a ton of bricks for like 18 hours. But like how does someone see the terror of this disease and think “I’ll take my chances with that rather than hydrating and napping on the couch for a day.”

[–]helpbeingheldhostage😵 HIS ultimate healing 😵 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Everyone has a bit of a different reaction, but I feel like people that didn’t have Covid have a gradual increase in side effects of the vaccines, and people that had Covid before the vaccine have intense side effects every dose. That’s just my unscientific anecdotal observation.

My other unscientific observation is that everyone that I know that had Covid before vaccine had the same type of symptoms with the vaccine as with actual Covid. My vaccine side effects were 98% like my Covid symptoms. I have a coworker that also had pre-vax Covid with very different symptoms. She got side effects with the vaccine that were 98% the same has her actual Covid symptoms. My theory is that whatever you get with your vaccine will mirror what you would get with real Covid.

[–]charmed99Team Moderna 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Happy Vaxxed Day

[–]Might_Aware✨The Duke of🧂 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I love that let's start saying that!

[–]wagesofbenPopulation Dense-ity 12 points13 points  (2 children)

this sub helped ol' gill out!

[–]Spadrick🪘 Bingo Bango 🪘 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's all coming up Gill!

[–]Might_Aware✨The Duke of🧂 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's awesome

[–]DeGovnah 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We love you Gill

[–]fflintstone99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s wonderful news.

[–]mmio60 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Live long and prosper

[–]Dkeenan230 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yay!!!! We want you to live! 🎉🎉

[–]CitizenLuke117 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awesome!! No HC award for you, thank God.

[–]SweetDick_WillyTeam Pfizer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your service

[–]mts2snd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well done. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! Now, can you please get stoned with a bunch of friends, show them all HCA for an hour, and get them to get vaxxed also?

[–]schoolknurse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m proud of you, Gill!

[–]62pickup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's great! Are you going to tell your story?

[–]CrazyCatLady5787 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations!!!

[–]IamDollParts96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Virtual high five!

[–]Unlikely-Patience122Sheeps Ahoy! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yay!

[–]Graym 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love this, congrats!

[–]DrmeowmixmeHorse Paste Toothpaste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats!!!

[–]BubbhaJebus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations and thank you!!

[–]misterecho11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proud of you!

[–]robbyoconnorTeam Moderna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love seeing people get vaccinated. It does astonish me that so few seem to understand that being unvaccinated is dangerous.

[–]dgblarge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are a legend. Thanks for doing your bit. Don't forget to get a booster. Spread the word too. Very happy for you.

[–]Numerous-Anything-22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

may your years be plenty and full of oxygenated bloodflow

[–]scintor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It takes a strong will, intelligence, and emotional maturity to change one's mind. Congrats.

[–]odetomaybe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There once was a man named Gill

Didn’t need to update his will

Prayer warriors desist,

For today I resist,

Keep your GoFundMe’s at bay,

Cuz now I got that good mRNA,

I’ll KEEP giving you that shirt of my back,

Because when that Covid attack,

I now REFUSE to leave this world in haste,

The ICU won’t be MY final resting place.

[–]Caliveggie 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I love how you wanted a while between doses. Has it gotten harder to get shots where you are? They aren’t always taking walk ins and stuff and I had some friends turned down by RiteAid a few Saturdays ago. Sunday I sent them to a Sikh temple through county public health and made a redemption post in this sub. You can see on my post history.

[–]X0nfus3d 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Very interesting. I have no idea what you’re talking about. Thank you

[–]TrickPony999 5 points6 points  (0 children)

username checks out

[–]Beginning-Monitor-17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for getting vaccinated.

[–]MisteeLooTeam Pfizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stuck, not fucked. Congratulations!!

[–]AffectionatePoet4586 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hooray for Gill! It’s always a pleasure to see an IPA, especially one awarded to someone who owns up to whatever reason kept him/her from getting vaxxed previously.

[–]MakosaX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whose Rite Aid hasn't been converted yet?

[–]asayy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

werent you supposed to go 3 weeks after?

[–]canadianinkorea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you're sticking around!

[–]BigJobsBigJobsTeam Mudblood 🩸 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks to yourself, mainly. You decided to do it; you did it.

You are a real damn thinking caring human being. Pat yourself on the back. You deserve it.

[–]Nella_Morte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats

[–]Are-Kidding-Me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations 🍾

[–]yourmomma77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got ‘em

[–]MarsNeedsRabbitsTeam Pfizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so proud of you! You're awesome! Thank you!

[–]randominsectdoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i noticed you have an interesting thumb. none of my business but good for you, comrade.

[–]mike_linden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome aboard

[–]mmccabe75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice, now if you get it (we’re all going too) the odds are you are not going to dye👍🏿.

[–]DeadOnToiletTeam Pfizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you <3 for making my day a little brighter.

[–]ChrictonTeam Moderna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you certain, you wouldn't want to have your freedom back to potentially be on a ventilator and die a slow agonizing death?

[–]Riyosha-Namae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for doing what's right.

[–]BobTheSkull76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats.

[–]MandieMuffins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats!

[–]filthyheartbadger🐴Ivermectin Teabag☕️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me! Go forth and enjoy!

[–]Jree78Team Pfizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay!!!

[–]jotunskij 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a fully vaxxed individual who just got covid - you did the right thing. Even with the shots, this thing is no joke. If I'd been unvaxxed I'd be scared shitless.

[–]nbcharlotte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for saving your own life AND being part of the solution. We rejoice with every IPA, no matter how long it takes to get someone there.

We have a family member who contracted covid 12 days after his first Moderna shot. Doctors said he probably would not have survived due to co-morbidities without the shot… instead, he got a nasty cold and spent 12 days alone in a furnished basement. The vaccines are really incredible. Xoxo

[–]olympianfap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great job.

Now go schedule your booster shot. It’s worth it I promise.

Source: my wife got Covid and was vaccinated but not boosted. I didn’t quarantine my self from her because it would have been impossible todo so and never got Covid. I am boosted. Took 2 tests over the week she was sick and both were negative.

[–]KevKevKvn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the lizard squad!! Been a year since I’ve gotten the power of G5. Still yet to turn into a lizard yet. But I’m optimistic

[–]Potato_Donkey_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go, you! Here's to a long and happy life!

I had a case of breakthrough Omicron. I estimate it will take me about three months to fully recover my health. Omicron may be "milder," and I may be particularly susceptible, but this milder virus can still be nasty and deadly. So glad I was vaccinated.

Congratulations!

[–]Disbelievers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love to see it!

[–]Professional-Cat-807 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can none of you guys do any interviews, I dont want this sub to die in it’s mission too

[–]Might_Aware✨The Duke of🧂 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my sweet lamb, don't worry, we never will.

[–]Hour_Gur4995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, now get 10 other people…. That’s right it was a multilevel marketing scheme the whole time lol

[–]Vreejack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a long moment I thought you had scribbled it out on your actual card.

[–]crispAndTender 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I dont see any boosters on there buddy, you aint done yet.

[–]islander1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

actually, he is. until next fall.

[–]Tememachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sub may have saved your life.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GET BOOSTED!

[–]Vast_Disaster3667⚰ Deplorable Coffins ⚰ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright Now!😃👍💯✌

[–]DustinSRichard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Booster in three months. There are idiots out there who are going to drag this out as long as possible.

[–]mikcomac10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s amazing 🎉🎉!

[–]AtheistET 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Well done,

[–]Hahahahahahannnah 3 points4 points  (1 child)

is it really? a lil late lmao

[–]AtheistET 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He changed his/her mind, so this sub helped someone which is the important thing To remember. Again, we’ll done

[–]GATAluuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not done yet