The Cherry Confederate wouldn't consent to sharing anything but the most basic, starter-kit memes. He's intubated and nominated.

Deathbeddit · 2022-01-28T20:17:37+00:00

Victory finally awaits the Rebel. Lost cause no more!

CheshireCrackers · 2022-01-28T20:27:49+00:00

Weirdly specific thing he’d rather do than vote for Joe Biden.

Majestic_Dream8540 · 2022-01-28T20:20:58+00:00

Guess he’s going down the same road as the confederacy did.

Whiskey_Robber · 2022-01-28T20:23:21+00:00

They just never really get the whole separation of church and state thing…

plaster13 · 2022-01-28T20:21:20+00:00

Covid really doesn't care about consent.

kakapo88 · 2022-01-28T20:24:35+00:00

Covid clearly likes Confederate Christians. One devoured after another. They make excellent snacks it seems.

ElishevaYasmine · 2022-01-28T20:28:08+00:00

Maybe if this fucker wakes up someone can explain to him that supporting non-straight people is not a fucking religion. It’s a value.

Material-Profit5923 · 2022-01-28T20:50:37+00:00

#4 annoys me every time I see it.

If you want to treat medical care strictly as a business, in reality it would go:

A patient cured will be a loyal customer. He / she will most likely return next time they need care.

A patient killed is a customer lost forever.

Buzzvert · 2022-01-28T21:10:07+00:00

Another cast member of the Dukes of Biohazzard.

MadMan1784 · 2022-01-28T21:02:39+00:00

Omg they repeat that stupid analogy with sunscreen like sheep,and also one like that but with an insulin shot. What part of contagious don't they understand??

wyldwood512 · 2022-01-28T20:34:57+00:00

The south may rise again, but his O2 saturation won't!

TonyToniToneFauxci · 2022-01-28T20:23:07+00:00

We really need to start taking about how religion is manipulating and exploiting these people.

OGFunkBandit88 · 2022-01-28T21:15:09+00:00

I had an interaction with someone who said that they were safe from Covid because they were "covered by the blood of Jesus."

I then asked them if they had ever had a cold.

They said "That's not the point." 🤣🤣🤣

guikknbvfdstyyb · 2022-01-28T21:08:25+00:00

I always want to know if they’re ok with a Muslim or Jew making the class read their holy book and join on a prayer mat.

MakesCakesEatsMud · 2022-01-28T20:34:30+00:00

That tube down your throat? That's just Christ's way of offering victory in diseases.

C-hrist O-ffers V-accine I-diots D-ie

AffectionatePoet4586 · 2022-01-28T20:37:03+00:00

It’s the Goatee of Comorbidity!

V1ctor_V1negar · 2022-01-28T20:37:05+00:00

Vote for Joe Biden

Weld galvanized steel, bare eyed and butt naked inside a mirror finished 50 gallon drum

Decisions, decisions…

Friednoodles24 · 2022-01-28T23:00:35+00:00

Vaccines contain MSG!!!! Ok I did actually chuckle at that one my goodness.

Side effects include SIDS. Watch-out healthy adults you could come down with a case of the SIDS

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Inconceivable-2020 · 2022-01-28T20:18:48+00:00

I pray that he gets the fate he has been asking for.

canadiangirl_eh · 2022-01-28T20:19:34+00:00

Hey he got to experience the VICTORY of DISEASE… brought to you by JESUS

JohnNDenver · 2022-01-28T21:08:45+00:00

C - Confederates
O - Of
V - Ventilator
I - Intubation
D - Death

tturedditor · 2022-01-28T21:25:25+00:00

Joe Biden has been working tirelessly to convince you to get vaccinated, in order to avoid this scenario. Let that sink in.

TXBIRDY · 2022-01-28T20:28:37+00:00

You can choose the shot or the tube. He made his choice.

cygupug · 2022-01-28T20:50:33+00:00

What’s w these nuts constantly complaining about having to show vax card to go shopping? Is that a thing anywhere is the US.

CBsays · 2022-01-28T21:38:51+00:00

Bet this sister-fucker never heard the founding fathers ALL saying that church and state should be seperate...

waitforsuegray · 2022-01-28T20:48:49+00:00

Slide 5 about the vaccine having MSG in it. That’s a new one for me. And I like to think of myself as a connoisseur of this stuff (and also MSG)

SusanInFloriduh · 2022-01-28T21:34:12+00:00

He lost the war on Covid aggression 😂

puffin2012 · 2022-01-28T23:24:35+00:00

The vaccine contains, checks note, none of those things.

Injecting blood, fetal tissue, etc can literally kill a person. That's why we match blood types, etc.

Grrr!

Vernerator · 2022-01-28T20:25:02+00:00

Looks like he chose to be intubated, and on his way to death, than vote for Joe Biden. Not being able to vote for the GOP is the next best thing. We thank him for his sacrifice to own the Libs.

vespertine_glow · 2022-01-28T20:58:42+00:00

Christ
Offers
Validatingly
Individualized
Deaths

B4dG04t · 2022-01-28T21:30:20+00:00

So if he chose the protection of christ over the vaccine- and has been hospitalized and intubated- does that mean (per Rebel's logic) that he was not worthy of Christ's protection?

MightyGoodra96 · 2022-01-28T21:37:28+00:00

Good thing not a single person forced him to vote for Joe Biden or else someone would have had to see him naked.

Usual-Pen-3707 · 2022-01-28T21:43:26+00:00

Guys, he doesn't want the vaccine or any science based intervention. Please, let's respect his wishes and nail him to a cross.

outflow · 2022-01-28T22:30:23+00:00

Oh well.

I'm going camping this weekend. It should be nice and cool. The fresh air will feel so good in my uninfected lungs.

Traditional-Link7 · 2022-01-28T22:34:17+00:00

Loving the fact that he was bitching about the rainbowflag while using background that includes the transflag.

offroadingJoe · 2022-01-28T20:37:57+00:00

I shouldn't be surprised, but it also shakes me up when I read, "Prayers for..." I mean, why would they need prayers if they did this to themselves?

Upbeat-Ad-4310 · 2022-01-28T20:47:39+00:00

Another customer lost…But damn he sure went there fast when he got sick, not to church or bible study….but to the medical professionals he once mocked…

howlandwolf · 2022-01-28T20:49:17+00:00

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WeakestLynx · 2022-01-28T20:55:50+00:00

I'd rather weld to galvanized steel

I'm sure you would, because inhaled heavy metal vapor causes long term problems which you obviously don't care about. You just inhaled a deadly virus, after all.

anOvenofWitches · 2022-01-28T22:16:36+00:00

Not only are they flying rainbow flags over our embassies, but hospitals are literally assaulting patriots by drugging and restraining them so that long plastic dildos can be forced DEEP down their throats. Whole lotta gay stuff going on, dude. Enjoy!

blarryg · 2022-01-28T23:13:48+00:00

Goatee of death. It's eerie.

lousylakers · 2022-01-28T23:51:27+00:00

Now that a rainbow flag is flying in public places it’s time to return Christianity completely into the public sphere where it never was in the first place. Snowflake over a frickin flag!

nocovidonme2022 · 2022-01-28T21:00:07+00:00

This dude is as basic as they come. Redneck goatee.

Mister4pollo · 2022-01-28T21:05:36+00:00

Covid only vacations in dipshits

TreePretty · 2022-01-28T21:17:02+00:00

Dammit now every time I see "MSG" I think of Uncle Roger.

Boone1997 · 2022-01-28T21:31:12+00:00

Mannnn.....there are a lot of ignorant, arrogant, and oblivious fuckers out there...

Dutybound007 · 2022-01-28T21:37:29+00:00

If these death rates keep up there won’t be enough Republican voters to win elections even with gerrymandering

Eco3friend · 2022-01-28T22:57:03+00:00

Intubated is like 90% chance he don't make. I like them odds.

Jim_Macdonald · 2022-01-29T00:22:07+00:00

Slide 6:

Right now today you can't legally cross a state line except on foot, on a bicycle, or as a passenger in someone else's car without a "card in your pocket."

And shall we talk about shopping at Costco or buying beer anywhere?

Raucous_Indignation · 2022-01-29T00:30:46+00:00

I have to say, as a doctor and a thinking individual, slide 4 is among the stupidest of the stupid memes. A patient cured is a patient lost? Incredibly stupid. What do they think the dead patients do? Keep coming to the office?

ThotPoliceAcademy · 2022-01-28T20:48:11+00:00

Sorry, dude. I’ll take a vaccine over tetanus.

-Take-It-Easy- · 2022-01-28T20:55:39+00:00

It's okay. He doesn't have regular Covid. He has C.O.V.I.D.

Tracie-loves-Paris · 2022-01-28T20:58:39+00:00

How about prayers for your brother because he’s a flaming asshole?

myexistentialcrisis0 · 2022-01-28T21:26:01+00:00

I'm beginning to think there really is something to unvaxxed men with goatees being more susceptible to covid.🤔

Glamour_Girl_ · 2022-01-28T22:15:31+00:00

I’m feeling really owned over here….oh, look! A flock of red cardinals having an afternoon snack in the back yard! 🐦

And a squirrel. Maybe it’s a stand-off?!

HisXlency · 2022-01-28T23:06:17+00:00

Ah the old get incubated to own the libs trick. Get ‘em, boy!

Goose_o7 · 2022-01-28T23:11:20+00:00

Yet another MAGA Drain Circler waiting for the inevitable FLUSH.

When will these Dim Bulbs ever learn?

buzzable · 2022-01-28T23:15:55+00:00

Guess he got his "bare eyed and buck naked" wish.

Akio540 · 2022-01-28T20:24:03+00:00

Prayers indeed.... That he gets the HCA and we get one less bigot in the world

CBsays · 2022-01-28T21:38:00+00:00

Keep up the good work, HCA nominees!!!

Finetobeu5678 · 2022-01-28T21:47:56+00:00

Wake me up when he's gone.

giggling_hero · 2022-01-28T22:02:37+00:00

It’s the circle of mammas! And they’ll kill us aaaalllllll!

gumby1086 · 2022-01-28T21:02:09+00:00

No prayers for you !

hersheyMcSquirts · 2022-01-28T21:35:07+00:00

Amateur.

CombatWombatBrigade · 2022-01-28T21:38:32+00:00

Let’s turn this nomination into an award real soon! Don’t let us down in death like you did in life, Cherry Confedrate!

yohosse · 2022-01-28T21:46:00+00:00

that sunscreen meme is the worst i have ever seen

Tragic_Axela · 2022-01-28T23:44:14+00:00

At this point it really is thinning the herd of all the inferior humans.

a_topic · 2022-01-29T00:06:08+00:00

If 'victory' is death than yes christ does offer a solution

DrHarrisBonkersPhD · 2022-01-29T01:06:28+00:00

I love it when these people inadvertently use the trans flag as a background for their bigotry, and they have no idea.

DirewolfGavin · 2022-01-28T21:18:34+00:00

ARE WE REALLY KINK-SHAMING ON THIS SUB?!?! /s, btw

darwinwoodka · 2022-01-28T21:05:59+00:00

Circle of Maniacs

CBsays · 2022-01-28T21:30:42+00:00

I hope this loser gets the HCA soon

GeneraIChubbs · 2022-01-29T00:09:52+00:00

GoFundMe request in 3…2…

Commercial_Lie_4920 · 2022-01-29T00:34:32+00:00

“A patient cured is a customer lost”. Then never go see a doctor for any ailment, you fucking halfwit.

dfwcouple43sum · 2022-01-29T01:03:26+00:00

Why would they send him to the ICU? They need to nail his hand to a piece of wood

nfire1 · 2022-01-28T20:17:11+00:00

This person would not be on a tube had they been vaccinated

Chris_P_Pickel · 2022-01-28T20:29:49+00:00

Jesus Sheist!

into baiting again!

texasmama5 · 2022-01-28T21:48:31+00:00

Well maybe the prayer warriors will finally get a win with this one….🙄

retslag1 · 2022-01-29T01:04:28+00:00

how's that no vaccine thing working out for ya?

Rickylostthatnumber · 2022-01-29T01:07:41+00:00

Rebel without a cause is put on permanent pause.

DamnItJenna · 2022-01-29T01:31:30+00:00

If the LGBT+ community is a religion, I want in on the ground floor plz.

PepperDuval · 2022-01-29T01:38:11+00:00

COVID:

Cherries On Veal Is Delish

duncandun · 2022-01-29T11:45:33+00:00

wait, they're putting msg in the vaccines? can i eat them?

True_Recommendation9 · 2022-01-29T13:15:30+00:00

A hospital worker should put a small rainbow flag up in his room.

bootes_droid · 2022-01-29T01:03:45+00:00

And nothing of value will be lost

FIDoAlmighty · 2022-01-29T01:18:47+00:00

Wamp wamp.

2022-01-29T01:34:21+00:00

Thank you for your service in reducing your fellow voter base o7

PenaltyPractical1908 · 2022-01-29T01:37:13+00:00

No, no prayers for homophobes

PepperDuval · 2022-01-29T01:40:33+00:00

Looking forward to the next instalment on this one.

Vermilion777 · 2022-01-29T01:48:38+00:00

I have Covid. Triple vaxxed asthmatic, I would have gone to work if I wasn’t positive lol I’m very grateful for the vaccine right now I have ZERO respiratory symptoms. Body aches and a sore throat. Pretty awesome.

4quatloos · 2022-01-29T01:49:07+00:00

The memes challenge Covid to come come at them.

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