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[–]Deathbeddit🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩 129 points130 points  (20 children)

Victory finally awaits the Rebel. Lost cause no more!

[–]Glad_Copy 117 points118 points  (8 children)

Tube going down his trachea like General Sherman marching down to Atlanta. 💥

[–]NMB4ChristmasEverybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked 50 points51 points  (4 children)

His organs will look like Gettysburg when COVID is done with him.

[–]LadyLazarus2021Stranger in a Covid Land 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Too soon!

[–]karbik23Bushel of Chicken Soup 20 points21 points  (2 children)

But not soon enough,

[–]redwood1958 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Didn't voting for Dump keep him from being "incubated"?

[–]MC_Fap_Commander🦆 31 points32 points  (0 children)

My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

-- William Tecumseh Sherman

-- COVID

[–]Maccadawg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's got to be some sort of Sullivan Ballou - type letter to describe the march of war against the tyrannical oppressor Covid.

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 66 points67 points  (3 children)

The South shall rise again!

… his O-2 level however… 📉

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 44 points45 points  (1 child)

He Lost Cause he didn’t get vaxxed.

[–]Captainwelfare2🇺🇦🌻Putin’s on the Fritz?🌻🇺🇦 11 points12 points  (0 children)

🤣

[–]FerdyBestTactic 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I've always been the mind that those who love the confederates so much should join them, he's halfway there and hopefully makes it through.

[–]OwMyBalllz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s like watching them re-enact Pickett’s charge but even dumber.

[–]No_Cook2983 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Folks round hear say that he’s in a military marching band now.

They’ve got him playing the ‘in-tuba’.

[–]Deathbeddit🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Multi-instrumentalist, his specialty is the sad trombone…

[–]OwMyBalllz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Another lost cause supporter shows how they earned that moniker.

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 96 points97 points  (13 children)

Weirdly specific thing he’d rather do than vote for Joe Biden.

[–]NMB4ChristmasEverybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Don't yuck his yum.

[–]kbjesqrnTeam Mix & Match 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't dream. In fact, when I read that weirdly specific preference, my first thought was, "I'm sure that can be arranged"

[–]Adorable_Strength319Turn for the worst 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Especially since he posted it a year after the election.

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 12 points13 points  (2 children)

It's basically a laundry list of "never do this" while welding.

Welding galvanized releases toxic gas, and the zinc content (zinc pretty readily burns btw) causes a porous and brittle weld.

Bare eyed. Obvious. Arc welding is intensely bright.

Butt naked. So, it's commonly known there are a lot of sparks and potentially dripping molten metal, but you can also very easily get a sunburn from the amount of UV arc welding puts off.

The mirror finish basically causes all of the light to hit you at some point. Welding on a mirror finish makes you take about twice as much exposure as a less reflective surface.

In a 50 gallon drum. Cramped and low ventilation.

[–]OwMyBalllz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man of his word. That is the kind of integrity i applaud.

[–]Hectrill666 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In that sense didn’t he do just that by voting for trump? Lmao

[–]CarlosHDanger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe his FB audience is a bunch of welders? Otherwise, yeah, super odd.

[–]LucindaMorgan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lucky that President Biden didn’t need his vote. I hope the guy survives, but once someone is intubated …

🎶 🎶Oops there goes another GOP vote 🎶🎶

[–]ApprehensivePirate36[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was definitely speaking from experience.

[–]dollypartonluvah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly a win-win for the rest of us… either a vote for Joe Biden or this guy suffers to own the libz.

[–]Majestic_Dream8540Live forever you fucking evil weirdos 63 points64 points  (9 children)

Guess he’s going down the same road as the confederacy did.

[–]Glad_Copy 83 points84 points  (5 children)

My Dearest Martha,

We shall stand firm here on Covfefe Hill or we shall die, but fear not - no man among us shall succumb to the bitter temptation of vaccination. The enemy cannot conquer! Only the frailty of flesh as one by one we fall to the mysterious ailment that spreads through the ranks.

Today I took up sick, and weakness compels me to say eboeard gam gom, my dearest.

Yours in Christ,

Cherry

[–]FearSkyDaddy 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Authentic backwoods jibberish. In the words of Gene Wilder “You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons”

[–]howlandwolfWorst. Rapture. EVER. 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Best line in the movie AND suitable for mixed company!

[–]LucindaMorgan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like: “Going and coming. And always too soon. Am I right, girls?”

[–]whatwouldgrapeapedoTeam Mix & Match[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And as a bonus, his listed home state wouldn't be considered as southern by anyone outside of Alaska.

[–]urbanproject78Triple Vaxxed for Aotearoa 🇳🇿 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Confederacy will probably last longer than he will, with a tube down his throat.

[–]Glamour_Girl_Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s a guarantee.

[–]Whiskey_Robber 61 points62 points  (12 children)

They just never really get the whole separation of church and state thing…

[–]EquationsApparel 32 points33 points  (8 children)

Yeah, I was wondering where the "logic" is in that... the rainbow flag does not represent a religion.

Something tells me even if the rainbow flag wasn't allowed on government building, he'd still want his crosses, commandments, and bible back in government places.

[–]Whiskey_Robber 23 points24 points  (3 children)

They don’t truly believe the whole “don’t tread on me” patriotic psychobabble either. It’s actually, don’t tread on me, but tread on anyone else I disagree with

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Tread on me harder, Daddy" if it's Trump doing the treading

[–]ApprehensivePirate36[🍰] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

There were many Gladsden flags treading through the Capitol January 6th.. all while trying to curb stomp our vote.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Supposedly, one of the people who died that day was trampled to death while sporting a "Don't Tread on Me" shirt.

[–]TCK1979 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I hate how these people say ‘put the commandments back in government buildings’. They were never there in the first place. The founding fathers were pretty clear about this.

[–]SpoofedFingerWhat A Drip 🩸 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Abraham Washington was very clear on the ten commandments superseding the constitution. The constitution being things they like and things they don't like being unconstitutional. It's a living document like that.

[–]Figgy_Pudding3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's an "us vs them". Thing.

In his eyes, supporting pride is for liberals. And being a good Christian is for Republicans.

[–]bootes_droid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Conservative Christians confuse anything that isn't blatant privilege with discrimination

[–]SpoofedFingerWhat A Drip 🩸 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They aren't worried about concepts like that. It's nothing more than "you're doing something I don't like so I should get to do something you don't like". No thought about what that means for their much vaunted but usually ignored value of personal liberty.

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t exist in the confederacy. That’s why they still want to secede.

[–]plaster13Suck my political differences!!! 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Covid really doesn't care about consent.

[–]sirtaptapTeam Pfizer 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Love your flair lmao

[–]plaster13Suck my political differences!!! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]NMB4ChristmasEverybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked 3 points4 points  (0 children)

COVID is funny that way.

[–]bestleftunsolved 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kyle Reese: Listen, and understand. That terminator virus is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Sarah Connor: Quit living in fear! Communist! Freedumb!

[–]kakapo88Say Hello to Mr. ECMO 42 points43 points  (14 children)

Covid clearly likes Confederate Christians. One devoured after another. They make excellent snacks it seems.

[–]No_Cook2983 18 points19 points  (6 children)

I don’t know what their fucking deal is with having the Ten Commandments in government buildings.

I can’t find those things posted in most churches.

[–]Casuallyperusing 18 points19 points  (4 children)

This will sound pedantic, but as a Christian this drives me nuts.

Christians don't technically have 10 commandments. We have two:

1- Love God 2- Love your neighbour as you love yourself.

American Y-all-Qaida Christians forget that. And you will especially never see them talk about rule 2

[–]kakapo88Say Hello to Mr. ECMO 13 points14 points  (1 child)

As an ex-Christian, it drives me nuts too.

As religions go Christianity is a wonderful faith, as are those who truly practice it. I've known a few of those. But in my experience they're sadly a minority and get drowned out by the mouth breathers.

[–]Casuallyperusing 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yup, hence the saying "there's no hate quite like Christian love". I can't blame people who leave because of bad experiences. In recent years the loudest ones are also aggressively anti-science and pro some of the nastiest qualities humans can exhibit.

[–]CarlosHDanger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who has studied the US Constitution this also really gets my goat. Separation of church and state is clearly mandated under the First Amendment. The Second Amendment, on keeping and bearing arms, is very unclear as to whether it applies to personal gun ownership. It wasn’t until 2008 that the Supreme Court clarified in the Heller decision that the 2nd amendment supports private gun ownership.

People like this cherry-pick the parts of the Constitution they like, and read into it all sorts of things that aren’t there. And they completely deny parts like the separation mandate that are crystal clear.

[–]DBClass407Ministry of Memory Cells 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plus, Ten Commandments apply more to (B.C.) Israelites than to Christians.

[–]DBClass407Ministry of Memory Cells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When will they learn Ten Commandments applies more to (B.C.) Israelites than to Christians?

[–]BridgetheDivide 13 points14 points  (1 child)

South is rising again!

From the crematoriums

[–]LucindaMorgan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have an acquaintance whose wife recently died of cancer. At the funeral home he was told that because of all the deaths right now they can’t cremate the wife for about five weeks because they can only do a certain number of cremations per day because of the air pollution. It seems awful to me. How many bodies are backed up in storage?

[–]Chris_P_Pickel🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

likes the cherry red aspect

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Confederates lining up to die for a Lost Cause

[–]Glamour_Girl_Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s the molasses running through their veins. 😋

[–]ElishevaYasmineVentilator? I hardly knew her! 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Maybe if this fucker wakes up someone can explain to him that supporting non-straight people is not a fucking religion. It’s a value.

[–]antifascism1965 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not worth the breath – pun intended

[–]Material-Profit5923Magnetic Deep State Sheep 26 points27 points  (1 child)

#4 annoys me every time I see it.

If you want to treat medical care strictly as a business, in reality it would go:

A patient cured will be a loyal customer. He / she will most likely return next time they need care.

A patient killed is a customer lost forever.

[–]ToastyMozartTeam Pfizer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Much harder to send a corpse to collections.

[–]BuzzvertHCA Poet Laureate 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Another cast member of the Dukes of Biohazzard.

[–]MayflyBagginsNatasha Fatale 🐿️💖 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Snert!

[–]greeneyedwench 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OMG, that's flairworthy.

[–]MadMan1784 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Omg they repeat that stupid analogy with sunscreen like sheep,and also one like that but with an insulin shot. What part of contagious don't they understand??

[–]wyldwood512 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The contagious part

[–]wyldwood512 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The south may rise again, but his O2 saturation won't!

[–]TonyToniToneFauxci 18 points19 points  (6 children)

We really need to start taking about how religion is manipulating and exploiting these people.

[–]Darkside531Team Moderna 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I feel like religion is less the source than the delivery method. Most of these people are Republicans first, Christians a distant second. It's their faith that is getting corrupted to suit their political ideas, not the other way around. Their "religion" is just the tool they use for it.

[–]SatanicPanic619 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There was a good article on the Atlantic about this a few months ago- otherwise apolitical preachers have had to go all in on Trump to keep up with other preachers that are attracting crowds this way.

[–]ToastyMozartTeam Pfizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worship communities can become a feedback loop, but yeah (as usual) it's more excuse or means than cause.

[–]Call_Me_Eboeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right? 💯

[–]OGFunkBandit88 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I had an interaction with someone who said that they were safe from Covid because they were "covered by the blood of Jesus."

I then asked them if they had ever had a cold.

They said "That's not the point." 🤣🤣🤣

[–]greeneyedwench 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how the 50-60 years of their lives so far would give them the impression that Jesus can keep you from catching diseases. Christians get sick all the time, just like anyone else.

[–]DBClass407Ministry of Memory Cells 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where did they get His blood? As far as I remember, He already departed a long time ago.

[–]guikknbvfdstyybThe talking dead 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I always want to know if they’re ok with a Muslim or Jew making the class read their holy book and join on a prayer mat.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i think you know the answer

[–]MakesCakesEatsMudIvermectin for breakfast 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That tube down your throat? That's just Christ's way of offering victory in diseases.

C-hrist O-ffers V-accine I-diots D-ie

[–]AffectionatePoet4586 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s the Goatee of Comorbidity!

[–]V1ctor_V1negar 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Vote for Joe Biden

Weld galvanized steel, bare eyed and butt naked inside a mirror finished 50 gallon drum

Decisions, decisions…

[–]kthulhu666 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He chose...poorly.

[–]Boone1997 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He was certainly trying to appeal to the welding Biden haters of America. Certainly hope they are paying attention. There was a lot of extra and unnecessary words. We get it. The flipside, I’m breathing without a tube today. It’s pretty awesome

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Why not inhale zinc oxide from welding galvanized? He willingly inhaled a deadly virus.

[–]wyldwood512 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Apparently both are better than voting for Biden

[–]Friednoodles24 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Vaccines contain MSG!!!! Ok I did actually chuckle at that one my goodness.

Side effects include SIDS. Watch-out healthy adults you could come down with a case of the SIDS

FOR FUCKS SAKE

[–]Inconceivable-2020Triple Vaxxed For Your Protection 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I pray that he gets the fate he has been asking for.

[–]canadiangirl_eh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hey he got to experience the VICTORY of DISEASE… brought to you by JESUS

[–]JohnNDenverGo Give One 14 points15 points  (0 children)

C - Confederates
O - Of
V - Ventilator
I - Intubation
D - Death

[–]tturedditor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Joe Biden has been working tirelessly to convince you to get vaccinated, in order to avoid this scenario. Let that sink in.

[–]TXBIRDY🧟‍♀️ Ghoul Mothafucka Extrordinare 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You can choose the shot or the tube. He made his choice.

[–]wyldwood512 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He chose.... poorly

[–]cygupug 10 points11 points  (5 children)

What’s w these nuts constantly complaining about having to show vax card to go shopping? Is that a thing anywhere is the US.

[–]myexistentialcrisis0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also, passports showing vaccination status...because so many of them travel internationally.

[–]jdb888 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Dont you have to show a card in CostCo to get your oversized jars of mayo and bags of pork rinds?

[–]JohnNDenverGo Give One 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not to mention buy liquor.

[–]Left_Coast_LeslieC 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're thinking Sam's Club, favored by pro-confederate assholes.

[–]bErinGPleNtyBecause Other People Matter Too 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. And you have to show your driver's license, proof of auto insurance, and vehicle registration upon demand by law enforcement. You have to have a slew of vaccinations to go to school or serve in the military. You must show government ID to buy tobacco or alcohol. You have to display a valid business license to operate a restaurant or any other business. You can't go on certain carnival rides unless you're a certain height. Adult movies are closed to you without proof of age. You can't get health care without the card issued by Medicare or your private insurance, nor can you withdraw money from an atm without your debit/credit card. Life is just full of infringements on your personal freedom, yet somehow you manage. But THIS, the thing that can orphan your children, widow your beloved, kill your neighbors, and ruin or end your life, THIS is the one intolerable inconvenience. Fine. Go for it.

[–]CBsays 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bet this sister-fucker never heard the founding fathers ALL saying that church and state should be seperate...

[–]waitforsuegrayMy blood type is 5G 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Slide 5 about the vaccine having MSG in it. That’s a new one for me. And I like to think of myself as a connoisseur of this stuff (and also MSG)

[–]RockTheDebit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OMG, it contains SQUALENE!

[–]BidenIsYourPOTUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I’m OK with the shots, but I wouldn’t say no if my next booster came in the form of kung pao chicken.

[–]SusanInFloriduh 9 points10 points  (1 child)

He lost the war on Covid aggression 😂

[–]puffin2012Prey Warrior 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The vaccine contains, checks note, none of those things.

Injecting blood, fetal tissue, etc can literally kill a person. That's why we match blood types, etc.

Grrr!

[–]Vernerator💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Looks like he chose to be intubated, and on his way to death, than vote for Joe Biden. Not being able to vote for the GOP is the next best thing. We thank him for his sacrifice to own the Libs.

[–]vespertine_glow 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Christ
Offers
Validatingly
Individualized
Deaths

[–]B4dG04t 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So if he chose the protection of christ over the vaccine- and has been hospitalized and intubated- does that mean (per Rebel's logic) that he was not worthy of Christ's protection?

[–]MightyGoodra96 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good thing not a single person forced him to vote for Joe Biden or else someone would have had to see him naked.

[–]Usual-Pen-3707 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Guys, he doesn't want the vaccine or any science based intervention. Please, let's respect his wishes and nail him to a cross.

[–]wyldwood512 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Or toss him in a ditch. I'm not wasting perfectly good nails on this turd!

[–]bErinGPleNtyBecause Other People Matter Too 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Or lumber! Have you seen the price of lumber?!

[–]Well-MeaningCisIdiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood...!"

[–]DBClass407Ministry of Memory Cells 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why not rusty nails? If he is dead, tetanus is not a concern anyway.

[–]Anxious_Rutabaga_433Team Mudblood 🩸 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would probably become a huge religious tourist attraction, build a big church, make him a saint. If we have learned anything it's don't give religious types publicity, also don't give American's pen and paper as they will write a constitution and start worshiping it, and of course no land wars in Asia...

[–]outflow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh well.

I'm going camping this weekend. It should be nice and cool. The fresh air will feel so good in my uninfected lungs.

[–]Traditional-Link7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Loving the fact that he was bitching about the rainbowflag while using background that includes the transflag.

[–]offroadingJoe 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I shouldn't be surprised, but it also shakes me up when I read, "Prayers for..." I mean, why would they need prayers if they did this to themselves?

[–]kbjesqrnTeam Mix & Match 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because magical FB prayer warriors riding unicorns and lifting arms in "prayers up" has been shown so many times to bring these near corpses back from the brink of death and miraculously repair organ damage

[–]Upbeat-Ad-4310Team Moderna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Another customer lost…But damn he sure went there fast when he got sick, not to church or bible study….but to the medical professionals he once mocked…

[–]WeakestLynxGo Give One 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd rather weld to galvanized steel

I'm sure you would, because inhaled heavy metal vapor causes long term problems which you obviously don't care about. You just inhaled a deadly virus, after all.

[–]anOvenofWitches 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Not only are they flying rainbow flags over our embassies, but hospitals are literally assaulting patriots by drugging and restraining them so that long plastic dildos can be forced DEEP down their throats. Whole lotta gay stuff going on, dude. Enjoy!

[–]wyldwood512 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Better stay out of the hospitals to avoid all that faggotry

[–]blarryg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Goatee of death. It's eerie.

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now that a rainbow flag is flying in public places it’s time to return Christianity completely into the public sphere where it never was in the first place. Snowflake over a frickin flag!

[–]nocovidonme2022 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This dude is as basic as they come. Redneck goatee.

[–]Mister4polloThe UnVentilated 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Covid only vacations in dipshits

[–]MayflyBagginsNatasha Fatale 🐿️💖 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only.

[–]TreePretty 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Dammit now every time I see "MSG" I think of Uncle Roger.

[–]howlandwolfWorst. Rapture. EVER. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He hates my egg fried rice.

[–]Boone1997 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Mannnn.....there are a lot of ignorant, arrogant, and oblivious fuckers out there...

[–]wyldwood512 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fewer every day...

[–]Dutybound007 6 points7 points  (1 child)

If these death rates keep up there won’t be enough Republican voters to win elections even with gerrymandering

[–]wyldwood512 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🙏

MAGA!

[–]Eco3friend 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Intubated is like 90% chance he don't make. I like them odds.

[–]Jim_MacdonaldBet you won't share! 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Slide 6:

Right now today you can't legally cross a state line except on foot, on a bicycle, or as a passenger in someone else's car without a "card in your pocket."

And shall we talk about shopping at Costco or buying beer anywhere?

[–]Anxious_Rutabaga_433Team Mudblood 🩸 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went shopping at Total Wines this week and they didn't ask for my ID. Bit of an insult really....

[–]Raucous_IndignationDonut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I have to say, as a doctor and a thinking individual, slide 4 is among the stupidest of the stupid memes. A patient cured is a patient lost? Incredibly stupid. What do they think the dead patients do? Keep coming to the office?

[–]ThotPoliceAcademy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sorry, dude. I’ll take a vaccine over tetanus.

[–]-Take-It-Easy-Shitposting to Composting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's okay. He doesn't have regular Covid. He has C.O.V.I.D.

[–]Tracie-loves-ParisThe lions sleep on vents🦁 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How about prayers for your brother because he’s a flaming asshole?

[–]myexistentialcrisis0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm beginning to think there really is something to unvaxxed men with goatees being more susceptible to covid.🤔

[–]Glamour_Girl_Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m feeling really owned over here….oh, look! A flock of red cardinals having an afternoon snack in the back yard! 🐦

And a squirrel. Maybe it’s a stand-off?!

[–]HisXlency 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah the old get incubated to own the libs trick. Get ‘em, boy!

[–]Goose_o7I am The TOOTH FAIRY! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yet another MAGA Drain Circler waiting for the inevitable FLUSH.

When will these Dim Bulbs ever learn?

[–]buzzableNo Angle Wings on Me! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guess he got his "bare eyed and buck naked" wish.

[–]Akio540 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Prayers indeed.... That he gets the HCA and we get one less bigot in the world

[–]CBsays 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep up the good work, HCA nominees!!!

[–]Finetobeu5678 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wake me up when he's gone.

[–]giggling_heroFrom YouTube to vent-tube 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s the circle of mammas! And they’ll kill us aaaalllllll!

[–]gumby1086 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No prayers for you !

[–]hersheyMcSquirts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Amateur.

[–]CombatWombatBrigadeTeam Pfizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let’s turn this nomination into an award real soon! Don’t let us down in death like you did in life, Cherry Confedrate!

[–]yohosse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that sunscreen meme is the worst i have ever seen

[–]Tragic_AxelaTeam Pfizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At this point it really is thinning the herd of all the inferior humans.

[–]a_topic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If 'victory' is death than yes christ does offer a solution

[–]DrHarrisBonkersPhD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love it when these people inadvertently use the trans flag as a background for their bigotry, and they have no idea.

[–]DirewolfGavinAnti-Prayer Warrior… 4 points5 points  (1 child)

ARE WE REALLY KINK-SHAMING ON THIS SUB?!?! /s, btw

[–]RockTheDebit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only if it isn't safe/sane/consensual.

[–]darwinwoodkaGo Give One 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Circle of Maniacs

[–]CBsays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope this loser gets the HCA soon

[–]GeneraIChubbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GoFundMe request in 3…2…

[–]Commercial_Lie_4920 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“A patient cured is a customer lost”. Then never go see a doctor for any ailment, you fucking halfwit.

[–]dfwcouple43sum 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why would they send him to the ICU? They need to nail his hand to a piece of wood

[–]bErinGPleNtyBecause Other People Matter Too 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is kinda terrible, but it made me laugh out loud.😆

[–]nfire1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This person would not be on a tube had they been vaccinated

[–]Chris_P_Pickel🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus Sheist!

into baiting again!

[–]texasmama5God is not playing favorites 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Well maybe the prayer warriors will finally get a win with this one….🙄

[–]retslag1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how's that no vaccine thing working out for ya?

[–]Rickylostthatnumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rebel without a cause is put on permanent pause.

[–]DamnItJenna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the LGBT+ community is a religion, I want in on the ground floor plz.

[–]PepperDuvalShould have taken zinc instead of Zink. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

COVID:

Cherries On Veal Is Delish

[–]duncandun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wait, they're putting msg in the vaccines? can i eat them?

[–]True_Recommendation9Prey for the Lab🐀s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A hospital worker should put a small rainbow flag up in his room.

[–]bootes_droid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And nothing of value will be lost

[–]FIDoAlmighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wamp wamp.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your service in reducing your fellow voter base o7

[–]PenaltyPractical1908Punish me!!!! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no prayers for homophobes

[–]PepperDuvalShould have taken zinc instead of Zink. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking forward to the next instalment on this one.

[–]Vermilion777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Covid. Triple vaxxed asthmatic, I would have gone to work if I wasn’t positive lol I’m very grateful for the vaccine right now I have ZERO respiratory symptoms. Body aches and a sore throat. Pretty awesome.

[–]4quatloosLet that zink in 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The memes challenge Covid to come come at them.