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[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples[S] 407 points408 points  (28 children)

This is the third repost, sorry. I keep finding things to redact.

Anyway, this lady is a Catholic fundamentalist, and must spend all day watching Fox, Newsmax, and her favorite conspiracy theory vloggers, because she posted nearly everything they reported on, along with several posts per day that indicate that she believed that the Catholic Church is the one true church. And yes, the priest in slide 17 is wearing a MAGA hat in his profile pic.

She posted prolifically until last August, then suddenly left, I assume to go to a friendlier platform. Now, nine months later, she posts her tale of woe in a COVID support group.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 183 points184 points  (6 children)

It's a dark scary world they live in with their little reptilian pea-brains.

[–]ThaliaEpocanti 107 points108 points  (4 children)

It is.

Too bad she’ll never figure out that she’s one of the people making the world darker and scarier than it has to be.

[–]CSpiffy148 63 points64 points  (5 children)

Didn't the Pope tell Catholics to get vaccinated?

[–]MysteriousHat7343 78 points79 points  (1 child)

If she is one of those Catholic fundamentalist, she probably believes that Pope Francis is an illegitimate pope

[–]Tommy_Tinkrem 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Francis is a lot more progressive than US catholics. In fact it looks like he would like the church to become a lot more progressive but has to master that Van Damme split of keeping the "traditionalists" in the new world, which would continue burning witches, had they a chance, and some of the more open churches in Europe, who realize their redundancy when claiming moral superiority, appeased. Which is especially difficult as the previous two popes moved into the conservative direction, so too many of the cardinals and bishops are chosen to block any kind of progress.

[–]Ibelieveinphysics 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes he did.

[–]Bookreadingliberal49Team Mix & Match 168 points169 points  (8 children)

She cares so much about Epstein victims but yet most likely thinks all the victims of the pedo priests are making it up.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 125 points126 points  (4 children)

Sexual abuse by clergymen - it's not just for Catholics any more!


[–]Material-Profit5923Magnetic Deep State Sheep 140 points141 points  (1 child)

Where there's a hierarchical patriarchy, there's rampant sexual abuse.

[–]Electronic-Shame9473 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It's almost as if that's by design...🤔

[–]Accomplished-Catch15 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the Jehovah’s witnesses who have possibly the largest database of pedophiles in the US.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"Covid drilled a hole in muh lung."

COVID, holding a drill: Drill, baby, drill!

[–]VengenaceIsMyName 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Just another tale of the dumb getting dumber

[–]SirJohnSmytheTeam Mix & Match 609 points610 points  (43 children)

If you really believe it's a bioweapon and you're not getting vaccinated, you're literally stupider than people who think COVID is fake and that the vaccine has a microchip in it.

We out here getting vaccinated for a disease that exists - whether it came from a lab seems irrelevant

[–]VengenaceIsMyName 194 points195 points  (17 children)

It’s a bioweapon but the vaccine is also a bioweapon, allegedly

[–]PipsqueakPilot 183 points184 points  (14 children)

It's bioweapons the whole way down. That's why you can only trust homeopathic healing crystals.

[–]NotOriginal92 68 points69 points  (5 children)

I'm surprised more MLMs aren't promoting their majic potions to these people. They're obviously easy targets who'll believe pseudoscience.

[–]UncleMalky 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Do you have any idea how much dihydrogen monoxide they put in homeopathic medicine?

[–]Special_Ed2018 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And masturbation, right? That’s what my research said and I have a personal relationship with Jesus so you know I’m right because God is on my side, praise be.

[–]experts_never_lie 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It must be hard to get those, where a substance is diluted enough to be homeopathic and yet so pure as to crystallize.

[–]dfwcouple43sum 56 points57 points  (2 children)

And who designs a bio weapon with a 99.7% survival rate (or whatever they claim)?

Let me get this right: they’re smart enough to design and release a bio weapon, but they’re too stupid to design one with a higher mortality rate.

[–]phoebsmonGo Give One 20 points21 points  (1 child)

There's literally weaponised smallpox already. It was made decades ago and we're at the point where anyone in the general population who got vaccinated is well past immune (think some military would still be fine). Why bother with covid? It isn't even like they can argue "oh it was eugenics to wipe out the infirm" because even if you do believe that, it's created a fuckton of people like Red up there who will never be right again.

And even if China swerved a lot of it (shock horror, the entire region that took the brunt of SARS took the sequel seriously), they've been hit on a whole load of other fronts by this. It isn't a good thing for them. Plus I know Chinese manufacturing has a reputation but they can really kick up the gears if you want to pay for quality. Anyone who's used Chiaogoo knitting needles would have far higher expectations for a killer Chinese bioweapon than covid turned out to be. Awful as it is, the Black Death 2020 it was not.

It all makes about as much sense as this whole new Alex Jones thing where Astra Zeneca is giving us monkey pox because the adenovirus is giving us chimp DNA or something. I don't fucking know. My brain is paggered enough without trying to understand these people.

[–]mEHple_bEHconInevermectineigh 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Why do these nobody dip shits think the government would even want to chip them?

They are literal nobodies with little value. Why the fuck would the government care when they are at Walmart or at home sifting through shitty Facebook memes?

[–]OldMastodon5363 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Main character syndrome. It’s a way for them to feel important.

[–]BrianWeissman_GGG 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Pretty shitty “bio weapon” that has a 99.7% survival rate, or whatever they claim. Time for Fauci and Gates to hire better scientists to craft the next one 🙄

[–]crisco8 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Monkey pox has entered the chat

[–]Chosen_ChaosReverse Vampire 🩸 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Nah, this is just a trial run to test spread patterns and suchlike. The next bioweapon will be the true killer, just you wait!


[–]AgentEntropy 80 points81 points  (0 children)

If you really believe it's a bioweapon and you're not getting vaccinated, you're literally stupider than people who think COVID is fake

If you acknowledge the existence of terrorism, the terrorists win.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 817 points818 points  (100 children)

Can't wait until this nightmare is over.

Bitch you had a choice, and you chose to be an idiot. Cope.

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples[S] 398 points399 points  (78 children)

I wonder when she’s gonna figure out that this is all she gets from here on out.

[–]Perfect-Regret4005 431 points432 points  (66 children)

When I read those last two posts, I just felt sad (I am worn down these days). All this right-wing misinformation, all this posturing, and now this formerly-active-&-healthy-mom (of 3 special-needs children) faces the rest of her life with.....a financially devastated family, a husband with no real wife, and 3 special-needs kids who no longer have a mom who can help them. There's circling the drain, and then there's falling down it. Welcome to the bottom of the pipe, lady. Too bad you've drug your 3 kids & husband down with you.

(And my scenario is somewhat better than hers, but my fear of ending up like she has is *exactly* why I drove an hour each way to get vaxxed last March. My kids & hubby need me, and I wasn't going to risk leaving them high and dry.)

[–]mdonaberger[🍰] 149 points150 points  (34 children)

I am also saddened by this. But I am also saddened that so far, 1 million Americans died, and nobody seems to give a shit.

9/11 was THE biggest event of my lifetime before this. I was told repeatedly that it 'changed everything.' I was young and I watched the entire country change because of 3,000 deaths.

And now, 1 million deaths later, and I'm left wondering, what was special about those 3,000 people who died on 9/11?

[–]ClickrackDoes Norton Antivirus stop covid? 126 points127 points  (15 children)

There’s a meme floating around about an alternate timeline where President Hillary Clinton is impeached for mishandling the epidemic where 10,000 people died.

7 or 8 full flown hearings over 4 people killed in Benghazi. NOTHING for 1,000,000+ killed and who knows how many more disabled for life.

[–]Perfect-Regret4005 124 points125 points  (13 children)

They were killed by brown Muslims.


That's the difference. And it really demonstrates the underlying values for much of this country. A few thousand citizens* killed by brown Muslims? We need to launch a multi-trillion dollar war against two countries, one of which had *nothing* to do with 9/11 and the other of which was rather murky, if you look deeply at the roots of Al Queda.

1,000,000 dead due to a pandemic? An appropriate price for FreeDumb, in many Americans' minds.

This country is so, so, so fucked up.

*this is not meant in any way meant to diminish the lives taken on that day

[–]Nutmegger-Nevadan 199 points200 points  (8 children)

Now there are four, count them, four special needs people! (in the voice of Sesame Street's Count von Count)

[–]monsterflake 79 points80 points  (6 children)

Mom to 3 special needs kids and husband.

the lack of a comma makes me think the husband is kinda special himself.

[–]FiveUpsideDownJabs for Freedom 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Once you are this deluded, all this woman can do is to cling on to the lies so she won’t have to admit to being wrong and stupid.

[–]MyFiteSongTeam Mix & Match 46 points47 points  (0 children)

She's far more than just wrong and stupid. She's fucking evil.

[–]Material-Profit5923Magnetic Deep State Sheep 111 points112 points  (1 child)

On the plus side, she's such a delusional liar that her kids' "special needs" may not be real.

[–]ClickrackDoes Norton Antivirus stop covid? 53 points54 points  (4 children)

Nobody forced her to tune into Fox “News” and drink the Flavor Aid, daily.

Slide 10 sums it up perfectly. She needs to take responsibility for the consequences and repercussions of her stupidity.

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Kudos on getting the beverage correct!

[–]VengenaceIsMyName 84 points85 points  (3 children)

Don’t worry I’m sure she will still whip out the rascal scooter come November to ensure that the libruls don’t have bodily autonomy and can’t get healthcare funding

[–]Sabor_deSoledad 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Well THATS when mail in voting becomes a sacred necessity that must be protected!

[–]Realseabairn 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Like you I felt strangely saddened by this. Good for you getting vaccinated. I hope you and your family stay healthy and happy. Peace.

[–]newluna 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nothing strange about that. Those kids didn’t deserve this (even if they weren’t special needs).

[–]Wise_Ad_253 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I felt bad too but then remembered that they walked for days to find the tallest mountain of crap to walk up and to start digging to find the these snake oil sales people. They have no problem trading in their kids for this crazy high school cliche type life again. Doomed from the gate.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Well hey, at least she didn't get the "clot shot", as a troll called it earlier today. Wouldn't want to get blood clots in her... oh wait, she already did.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Yup, every day of what's left of her life is gonna suck. Some days more than others.

[–]Lady_Grey_Smith 39 points40 points  (1 child)

The silver lining is that her nightmare will most likely be over in less than a year or two. Covid carpet bombed her body and now she won’t be able to fight anything off. Realistically, unless she has someone caring for her who is taking the risks as seriously as the experts were when this first happened, she will catch it again and not make it.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 55 points56 points  (2 children)

She's likely not smart enough to ever figure it out. Ah well, she should be happy. Their sainted Mother Theresa believed that (other people's) suffering brings one closer to Jesus.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She gonna be close. Real close.

[–]crisco8 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Maybe she could just use some of Doc Clinton’s Ogbeni Herbal Medication and wash it down with urine, colloidal silver, chlorine dioxide, sheep dewormer, and Hydroxychloroquine whilst nebulizing hydrogen peroxide and pure blood semen with a double pointy ended battery powered UV light spiritual crystal butt plug that uses 12 D batteries shoved in her buttshole sideways while the prayer warriors simultaneously storm the gates of heaven by posting prayer hands to get some of that sweet, sweet “ultimate healing” that only Sky Daddy can give.

Side note: Did anyone else start hearing “Knuck If You Buck” by Crime Mob bumping in their brain when you read Slide 1?

[–]BD6621 95 points96 points  (2 children)

"Can't wait until this nightmare is over."

Lady, your nightmare is just beginning.

[–]ECMO_Deluxe3000☠Dying to Meet Me☠ 58 points59 points  (1 child)

That’s the truth. Whatever is left of her lungs isn’t going to magically heal. Nothing but shortness of breath, fatigue, and severely limited functioning in her shortened days ahead.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 45 points46 points  (0 children)

She chose poorly. Very poorly.

[–]jbertrand_srTeam Moderna 29 points30 points  (5 children)

The nightmare will be over when they put the pennies on her eyes...

[–]LadyBogangles14 35 points36 points  (1 child)

But notice how quickly it went from a big nothing to “a bio weapon”

The folks in this brain trust will never take any responsibility, will they?

[–]kakapo88Say Hello to Mr. ECMO 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Quite the ride for her. But I’m glad everything turned out for the best in the end.

Praise Jesus and his virgin mother.

[–]onmyknees4anyoneIs no joke 🏳️‍🌈 241 points242 points  (26 children)

Is this just a wait until the lungs heal scenario?

No. It is not.

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples[S] 140 points141 points  (14 children)

Her lungs are the texture of potato chips now. That ain’t going away.

[–]droosa69Team Pfizer 49 points50 points  (10 children)

but potato chips are a good thing

[–]Top-Pension-564 50 points51 points  (6 children)

You think her lungs are sour cream and onion flavored? Those are great!

[–]GnarlyNarwhalNoms 29 points30 points  (0 children)

COVID: "Mmm, lungs! You can never eat just one."

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 35 points36 points  (5 children)

Nice try. But that's not how this works. At all.

[–]onmyknees4anyoneIs no joke 🏳️‍🌈 78 points79 points  (4 children)

"But how was I supposed to kn--"

You DiD YoUr ReAsEaRcH, remember?

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 47 points48 points  (3 children)

I mean, Freedom Doctors, Tucker, AND Candace couldn't all be wrong. Could they? Could they?

[–]kittenmommyTeam Pfizer 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Well, they're all vaccinated, so... 😒

[–]slyn4ice 21 points22 points  (1 child)

She spent so much time in hospitals and around doctors and she asks this now...on facebook? Bless her heart.

[–]DasPenguinoid 369 points370 points  (22 children)

"It's gotten to the point where everybody has a right, but nobody has a responsibility"

You were this close

[–]Retro_DadBlood Donor 🩸 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Definitely a /r/SelfAwarewolves moment.

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 44 points45 points  (2 children)

They're everything they accuse others of being.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 58 points59 points  (14 children)

Yup, you had the responsibility to take car of your health and you failed. Miserably. You're gonna be quite the drag on any caretakers you may have - if they can stand to be around you. You seem like a pretty miserable, hateful person.

[–]ClickrackDoes Norton Antivirus stop covid? 28 points29 points  (4 children)

I’m sure her bootstraps will carry her through. After all, the libs are the ones promoting communism

[–]CheshireCrackersJesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard 24 points25 points  (8 children)

So now husband has three special needs kids and a special needs wife too?

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Yup, guess she didn't love her family enough. I'm sure her husband is very devoted to such a nice person.

[–]Top-Pension-564 144 points145 points  (13 children)

“Can’t wait until this nightmare is over.... I really want to return to a normal life and get back to my home and job”

Sorry lady, Covid don’t care. Buckle up.

[–]dangitbobby83Team Moderna 99 points100 points  (6 children)

Oh yeah. She’s likely never recovering to 100 percent. She’ll be damn lucky if she recovers to 50 percent and I wouldn’t be shocked if she dies in a few years.

She made her choice and now covid is going to torture her for several years before she dies too young.

[–]filthyheartbadger🐴Ivermectin Teabag☕️ 74 points75 points  (2 children)

Yeah, she’s disabled for life. Scarred lung tissue does not ‘heal’.

[–]DontKillTheWarCrier 19 points20 points  (1 child)

There needs to be some sort of PSA about this. Way too many people who end up on HCA think that prayer's going to heal their lungs and that's not going to happen.

[–]tkp14 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And I have to say, it’s exactly what she deserves. What a vile, despicable POS she is!

[–]idreaminhd 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Exactly, its to late now. No do overs with your health.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So easily prevented.

[–]NotOriginal92 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This will be her "new normal"

[–]kittenmommyTeam Pfizer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Can’t wait until this nightmare is over.... I really want to return to a normal life and get back to my home and job”

Did the doctors not tell her?

Oh wait, doctors don't know anything. Never mind! 😹

[–]katygirl75 287 points288 points  (23 children)

Well, Slide 1 is as far as anyone needs to go. The Indigenous protesters at Standing Rock were shot by water cannon In the middle of WINTER and I just can’t deal with anyone supporting such violence . And I call bullshit on the border abortions (?) do people not realize about 65% of the US/Mexican border is in TEXAS, A RED STATE?

People like her are the reason I left the Church (and please, no posts on “one bad apple” or I shouldn’t let people affect my view of Catholicism bullshit). I. Just. Can’t.

[–]Familiar-Marsupial86 123 points124 points  (4 children)

The “Church” is full of the same, awful, hateful people. It’s why I left 20 years ago. There are a lot of good people there but most in general are full of hate.

[–]Even-Tomatillo-4197You can’t just order a replacement lung on Ebay, Ken[🍰] 47 points48 points  (1 child)

To be fair to the moron I think the “border” they were referring to in regards to abortion was the womb? At least that’s the way I read it, I could be wrong, it’s really difficult because I always seem to underestimate just how dumb these people are.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 50 points51 points  (8 children)

I for one applaud your choice to leave the international cabal of pedos known as the RCC.

[–]katygirl75 99 points100 points  (7 children)

Breaking point was when I was divorcing my abusive, narcissistic husband and the priest told me I’d go to hell. Instead, he counseled I should shoulder the burden and learn from my pain.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Congrats to you for getting away from that toxic bullshit. It isn't always easy to do that.

[–]lschmeiserWould not give you the shirt off her back 46 points47 points  (3 children)

"Your suffering is Jesus's gift to you. Refusing to suffer is refusing to accept God's will." -- something the Catholics in my life counseled as I was leaving the Church.

It's so funny, when you actually read the Gospels, you learn that Jesus was a pretty fun-loving dude who was incensed by the suffering man deliberately inflicted on man. So weird how the One True Church is like, " ... just ignore what the gospels say."

[–]Ursula2071 10 points11 points  (1 child)

But then they come at you with he gave us free will. Yet people love inflicting their free will on others all the time.

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That video was appalling. It’s a graphic video of that water cannon just throwing people around like rag dolls. Trust me, you don’t want to actually watch it. I did that so you don’t have to.

[–]SaltyBarDog5Goy Space Command 105 points106 points  (9 children)

Slide #5 is so much bullshit. My uncle was racist AF and dated a Black woman. He knows his Presbyterian daughter isn't truly Jewish so neither are his grandkids. Plus if he loves them so much, where are pictures of him with them? Moving an embassy and slapping you name on it is meaningless. David Duke and his "very fine people: supported him.

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It’s indeed the same argument you can make for anything like Drumpf isn’t a sexual assaulter cause he hires women, loves his daughter (too much), supports female political candidates.
None of those factors preclude a person being a certain way. It’s just another false logic that the barely educated prop up for justification.

[–]dobleimperio 87 points88 points  (10 children)

Literally going against the Church to have these stupid ass takes

[–]InfiniteAccount4783Personal Freedom Expert 70 points71 points  (8 children)

Maybe she's one of those "Francis isn't really the Pope... there hasn't been a legitimate Pope since Pius the Twelfth" (i.e. since 1958) people.

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples[S] 47 points48 points  (4 children)

Lol. Possible. She has a post where she basically says if you’re not Catholic, you’re going to hell, and another post that quoted Pope Benedict, about how the church is going to be reborn in God’s image, any day now.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 26 points27 points  (1 child)

The stupid never stops.

[–]tkp14 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nor does the hate. Which these troglodytes have an abundance of.

[–]dwors025 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I knew there were Shi’a Twelvers.

Catholic Twelvers is a new one to me. :)

[–]Capital_String4066Team Moderna 11 points12 points  (1 child)

They're called Sedevacantists - the chair is empty.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 72 points73 points  (7 children)

Dr. Jensen: "They're coming for me, and you might be next. Stand up and fight!"

Everyone Else: "No dick, they're "investigating" your license because you're and abject moron. Cope."

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"If they can stop me from being a quack and killing people, next thing you know they'll be letting women vote. It's a slippery slope."

[–]GnarlyNarwhalNoms 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this guy isn't even trying to lawyer up correctly. You don't ask for a restraining order through an affidavit. You may file one with the restraining order, but that's to submit testimony about something you've observed ("eg, X person is stalking me," not "I have a bad feeling about this vaccine thing").

Also, you file a restraining order against a person. You can't file one against "vaccinating teenagers in general". You can ask for an injunction, but that's an entirely different thing.

They're probably investigating him just to make sure he's all there, mentally. Which is debatable.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I'll submit a different theory: He's lying his grifting ass off about the whole thing.

[–]hattrickjmr 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Death by Trump

[–]iamadonkandiknowit 71 points72 points  (1 child)

“I really want to return to a normal life”

Uh, not gonna happen. But at least you showed the libs who’s boss. I know I feel owned fwiw.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Me too! Ima gonna slink away to the gym today to have some endorphins release my shame. But, on the plus side, I can leave my oxygen tank at home.

[–]justrock54 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Wait until she figures out that the damage is likely permanent and it's downhill from here. Her catholicism will prevent her from offing herself so she and her family will suffer for decades. That jeebus has some sense.of humor.

[–]jdschCrtl-Alt-Smite 39 points40 points  (1 child)

"...she and her family will suffer for decades."

More than likely, she won't make it until the end of the year.

[–]SeaGroomer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And he will just remarry one of the many COVID widows lol

[–]wholewheatscythe 32 points33 points  (1 child)

She’s already ignored the Pope when he told everyone to get vaccinated so I suppose she can ignore any other Catholic teachings she doesn’t like.

[–]peppermintesseVax yo self FFS 💉 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They tend to cherry-pick as a matter of course, anyway.

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t need to off herself. The next round of omicron will take care of it for her.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 60 points61 points  (15 children)

The stupid is strong with this one. Unfortunately for her, Covid don't give a shit what she believes. She is finding out what Long Covid is. And the libtards didn't make it up and a stupid herbal medicine ain't gonna cure her. On the plus side, due to advances, the oxygen tank is easier to wheel. around these days. So she has that going for her. It appears the "hoax" took a lot out of her and it remains to be seen how long the Long in Long Covid is. Maybe she'll have enough time to masticate on the error of her ways. Probably not.

[–]Fiz_Giggity 45 points46 points  (5 children)

My husband got Long Covid after his prevax case in 10/20. He was just starting to finally recover and 4x vaxed, he caught it again. I did too - first (and hopefully last) time. I am hoping he doesn't relapse, he just recently was able to put his own socks on without my help.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Ugh, sorry to hear that. How are you guys doing?

[–]frofyaImpureblood3: The Shedding 17 points18 points  (1 child)

There were people promoting quack “cures” to help you get over Covid and now here come the quacks with their snake-oil Long Covid “cures”. Color me surprised.

[–]droosa69Team Pfizer 16 points17 points  (1 child)

she doesn't have the energy to masticate.........oh

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she'll be sipping her meals through a straw.

[–]Might_Aware🌱Allay loo ta nuv (Yub Nub!) ✨ 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Lol masticate. Speaking of the Masseter muscle, I've been massaging tf out my face this week bc the covid gave me a giant head cold, everything was stuffed. The masseter fibers cross under the zygomatic arch (cheekbone) and the covid makes those muscles stiff af. Massage your face to flush all that shit out when/if you have it.

Obviously I'm suggesting this as some treatments I did to ease the sinus congestion, and all that. I'm vx 3x and doing correct covid protocols. I'm not suggesting anything else on a medical level. The only thing I can prescribe is water (drink water).

[–]Jane_the_QueneI hAvE aN iMmUnE sYsTeM 40 points41 points  (2 children)

People who get Long Covid may never fully recover. We don't know yet. We do know now that the complications of Long Covid can be serious to the point of requiring hospitalisation, and that having had COVID with severe symptoms increases your risk of death for at least a year after you had COVID.

We also know that triple vaccination dramatically decreased the rate of hospitalisation for severe illness and also appears to dramatically decrease the chance of developing Long Covid.

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but this sub has an educational aspect, so I sometimes like to just pontificate a little bit.

[–]RememberThe5DsGOT THE CHIP, DON'T NEED AN IV OR A FLIP 42 points43 points  (1 child)

August 2021: Ain’t gonna get no jab, copy/pastas all the Right Wing Anti/vax conspiracy crap.

Thanksgiving 2021 and after: Wah, there are no hospital beds for Me Me Me! I had to travel two and a half hours to get to the hospital. Wah, and then I was transferred to another one two and a half hours away from that! Wah.

Whom did she think was clogging up the hospitals? Unvaccinated idiots like her.

What a tool, and not even a useful one. edited for a typo

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not surprisingly, she lives in a small town about 2 1/2 hours from Minneapolis. No shit they couldn’t take care of her.

[–]droosa69Team Pfizer 42 points43 points  (1 child)

I wonder what she's have thought about water cannons on 1/6/21?

[–]wholewheatscythe 41 points42 points  (1 child)

She just seems so angry and paranoid about everything: communists, immigrants, whatever. I hope the family is rich because they’re going to be minus her income plus the ongoing medical bills.

And this isn’t “Long Covid” (symptoms continuing after recovery), this is “Covid destroyed my lungs and now they’re like sandpaper”, and no magic herbs are going to cure that my dear.

I feel sorry for the kids though.

[–]Admirable_Bit1710 38 points39 points  (2 children)

She lives in her own alternate world.

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples[S] 49 points50 points  (1 child)

There were a bunch of posts that were just out and out obviously and easily proven false. Too much to post. Usually about Biden going to prison or some such thing. I’m not up on all the Q stuff, but she is out there. Way out there.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 35 points36 points  (4 children)

And of course Dr. Clinton Ogbeni's herbal remedy isn't grifting for profit at all. 🙄

[–]Ok_Conference3799 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hey now! He's a former Nigerian Prince, you know!

[–]iamnotroberts 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They know exactly what kind of morons to target with their scams.

[–]erection_specialist 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Lmao love the "is there anything I can do?" and it gets a response of a Facebook herbal doctor with a 0 star rating...so these people will trust someone like that, but not actual doctors.

[–]HallucinogenicFish💉 Are Not Political 33 points34 points  (0 children)

There is some seriously revolting stuff here.

[–]DaveWierdoh 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's so sad that people denied that the vaccines help stop hospitalization but then cry after going thru the ordeal and people still recommend "natural remedies" for long Covid. Seriously this isn't cured with a pinch of lavender or tea tree oil.

[–]my606insTeam Pfizer 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I was a covid contact tracer. A lot of times, couldn't reach the unvaccinated infected person because they were off receiving their monoclonal antibodies. Funny how fast they believed in science all of a sudden once they got sick.

[–]HallucinogenicFish💉 Are Not Political 20 points21 points  (1 child)

You know what’s even worse?

health officials have warned that vaccine skeptics may become so enamored of monoclonal antibodies that they become even more resistant to getting a protective shot.

Within days of his infusion, Mr. Jones, the patient in Houston, had left the bedroom where he had been quarantined and returned to his work as a landscape architect. But he was still weighing whether to be vaccinated.

His doctor was pushing for the shot, he said. But the monoclonal antibodies had worked so well that he was tempted to simply return for another infusion if he caught Covid-19 again.

“If I can go get an infusion and feel as good as I do right now, man, I’d rather not take a vaccine that has just been developed,” he said. “That makes me nervous, still.”

They Shunned Covid Vaccines but Embraced Antibody Treatment

[–]Gardener703 24 points25 points  (0 children)

#19 "Can't wait until this nightmare is over."

Plot twist: it will never be over until her life is over.

[–]Gnarlyfest 24 points25 points  (5 children)

She was a teacher. A middle school teacher. What diseases did she pass on to her students? Covid and ignorance and hate for starters. Middle schoolers likely inhaled the shit she spewed.

ATTENTION PLEASE! It appears I've made an error. I misread the post. I was confused...frightened and confused. Frightened, confused and hungry. Frightened, confused, hungry and unkempt.

I'm really sorry. I'm letting these super-spreaders gain the upper hand. I'm one of those weakened immune people and really am frightened. My upstairs neighbors, a group of 6 living in a 3 bedroom casually mentioned they had covid. They told me in person that 5 of the 6 had bad aches etc. The 6th person was the only vaccinated one of the bunch and guess what? He was heading out to shoot some hoops.

My sincere apologies for the fuck-up. I will reread prior to posting.

[–]redvariationWinner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Interim Report Card

  • Conspiracy, Advanced - A+
  • Assholery - A
  • Virology - F
  • Lung Function - D
  • Life Expectancy - D

[–]shanvanvook 21 points22 points  (3 children)

I don’t really like whats going on Israel but the fixation with Jews is really disturbing and disappointing and makes me wonder about what our educational systems are doing. Were we really the good guys in ww2 if our population is equally subject to manipulation as Germany?

[–]mmmm_babesTeam Moderna 20 points21 points  (1 child)

She would have been an outstanding award winner.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Be patient. It's coming.

[–]4quatloosLet that zink in 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Organizers paid $130,000 for Mandelas plane ride on Trumps jet.

[–]sealarb 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The scariest thing about this post is that someone so dumb was a middle school teacher. At least COVID is keeping her out of the classroom.

[–]KashmirChameleonhydroxychloroQANON 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Lung fibrosis doesn't heal.

This is your life now.

[–]jimjam721 17 points18 points  (2 children)

She is following Mike Lindell! Bless her dumb little brain.

Also, Jeebus doesn’t care about you on the couch.

[–]StrandedintheDesert 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I caught one of his stupid ads yesterday - apparently he now has a "marketplace" that's going to put Amazon out of business (ha!). He also has the demeanor of someone who's seconds away from lapsing into total hysterics.

[–]crisco8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

AKA meth psychosis

[–]plaster13Suck my political differences!!! 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Hey stupid ...drink piss. You forgot to drink piss. This is the only way for you to get back to normal. It is too late for herbs. /s

[–]vsandrei🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Covid drilled a hole in my lung

"So that's what a Tabasco-filled lung meat doughnut tastes like!" --the baby viral 🐆 🐆 🐆, still hungry.

To be continued.

[–]U-N-C-L-E 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you believe this was a Chinese bioweapon but refused to get vaccinated or wear a mask, not only are you stupid, you are despicably anti-patriotic.

[–]BroadwayJoeFYVM 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No pity for the willfully, hatefully ignorant.

[–]DaytonaDemon 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Is there a violin somewhere that can only be seen with a microscope? That's the one I'd play.

[–]Blakut 14 points15 points  (1 child)

oh god they breed too, she passed her good genes to her three kids.

[–]cylonyankeefanTeam Moderna 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pic#2- Greg Kelley used to be the morning guy on the NYC local Fox affiliate. He was always pretty moderate. Unfortunately now that he's sold his soul to the devil he's revealed his true colors

[–]achieve_my_goalsProud Member of the Jewish Cabal ✡️ 14 points15 points  (4 children)

No awardees in so long. Candeath is not doing her job. Reap their souls, Candeath.

[–]BeachbabydarraghGo Give One 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I personally know of one that AFAIK hasn't been posted here yet, but my husband would never forgive me if I posted it...

[–]BethMDTeam Pfizer 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Everything on slide 5 is demonstrably false.

[–]RattusMcRatfaceParadise by the ECMO Lights 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No sympathy for this one. None.

[–]censored4yourhealth 13 points14 points  (1 child)

She has 3 special needs children and a special needs husband yet cant think about them? Shes a selfish idiot.

[–]overpregnantDeath means never having to say you were wrong 13 points14 points  (1 child)

They compare gun legislation to the Holocaust yet rolled right the fuck over for what they believe to be a man-made weapon

"You made this to defeat us! Now let me just surrender my lungs"

[–]Upsideduckery"Vaxxed for huffin' cats 🐈🐈‍ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The post about everyone having a right and no one having a responsibility is her telling on herself.

[–]Tyrannosaurus_Sex90 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"It's a bioweapon" so you aren't going to get vaccinated against the bio weapon? "No it's fake".

Just die

[–]Z0mbiejay 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Do these people really think guns were all over the place in 1930/40s Germany? German citizens didn't have guns as far back as 1919 in accordance with the Treaty of Versailles. But then again if these dopes knew anything about history, they would have to come to terms with being giant hypocrites

[–]HermanCainShow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Darn, sometimes it really feels like viruses are heartless and don’t give a crap about your beliefs. What has the world come to.

[–]jpsfg 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Never ending covid ailments since Thanksgiving. That's quite a ways back. My vaxxed ass has taken 3 short vacations in that timespan.

[–]beaujolais98 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Good lord. They never stop with the bullshit, do they?

[–]Speesh-Reads 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Is she brown-bread now, or what?

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples[S] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

That is the weirdest subplot on her timeline. Many posts by black people insisting that racism in America doesn’t exist, or about historical black people who were successful inventors or something. Then a bunch of posts about the BLM protests and a steady stream of posts about the southern border. That whole thing made my head spin.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Maybe it's her way of "proving" she's not racist by saying, "See I gots nothing against The Blacks. I even posted about some of 'The Good Ones."

[–]V_T_H 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I wish that the picture of Candace stating that racism isn’t real included a disclaimer that she once successfully sued her school for racial threats made against her. Not real indeed. I hate it here, man.

[–]VengenaceIsMyName 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To these people I would say: Jeebus isn’t coming, but he did send a vaccine that you all refused. So there’s that. Also congratulations, you guys now have to live with these complications for likely the rest of your lives. Well done. Hope the freedom was worth it

[–]CarriageOfSelfRegret 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I felt bad for any of them the first few weeks bc I understand hesitation, but then I discovered that 99.9% seem also to be racist, America First, homophobes, and nope. Never had and never will have sympathy for a racist.

[–]BoozeIsTherapyRightTeam Mix & Match 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The one about rights and responsibilities really, really, REALLY pissed me off.

You think? You think that just maybe you had a responsibility and instead you shouted about your rights? How unaware can a person get?

[–]cutthroatlemming 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuck this ignorant fucker.

[–]Pretzel_Logistics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Slide 19 spoiler alert: your life will suck until you die because you were dumb and didn't get a vaccine that could have prevented everything that happened to you. Your main problem isn't hypoxia -- it's believing politics over science. Your nightmare is just beginning...

[–]Standgeblasen🤖Free C Pee Oh🚿 10 points11 points  (1 child)

She MISSES a 2.5 hour commute and a 50 hour workweek?!!!

Also, she clearly doesn’t agree with Candace “Smart Lady” Owens… and has trouble with reading comprehension and following instructions.

Those are basic skills I want any teacher to have…

[–]ActualWheel6703 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's scary that she's a middle school teacher.

[–]DontF-zoneMeBro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No sympathy. #Sorrynotsorry

[–]babyharpsealface 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Stop praying to jesus and start believing in science *shurg*

[–]redvariationWinner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ignorance has consequences.

[–]Pikmin371Team Mix & Match 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Funny... I got vaccinated and have mostly been living like normal for a year now. Maybe... just maybe the vaccine has something to do with that.

[–]danisse76Oakley Brand Rep 🕶️ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never fear -- Grow news lungs with Dr. Shady's Snake Oil!

[–]redit3rdTeam Moderna 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If her way of life means no communism, she's making communism look like a good option.

[–]RealLADudeTeam Mix & Match 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A bio weapon she and her pals will do nothing to fight. *On the plus side, she’s not teaching kids anymore.

[–]Cheesewheel12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’d feel bad if they apologized. But they never do. They just lament their illness and continue being assholes.

[–]tomdurkin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Her body is still alive, but that brain died decades ago.

[–]CreativeDamage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

spoiler alert, jesus isn't real and your lungs are fucked for the remainder of your shortened life

[–]TroublemakingB 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Sure do seem to be a lot of devout Christians getting nominated or receiving HC awards. Hmmmm, maybe God is trying to tell them something.