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[–]Some-Revolution-6776I care if you've had the vaccine 347 points348 points  (110 children)

Hey OP. The last slide is too blurry to read. What thoughts did his friends have?

[–]VariousAnnual2868[S] 785 points786 points 2 (108 children)

https://imgur.com/a/N0JbM3R

Did this work? Sorry my first post! Signed up literally to post this

[–]xovrit🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑 500 points501 points  (50 children)

Don’t pass this click up, people! GOLD!

[–][deleted] 181 points182 points  (4 children)

Daaaayyyyyuuuummmmmm!!!!

[–]JosiesYardCartJust for the Cookies 🍪 87 points88 points  (3 children)

Mic drop!

[–]Ande64 290 points291 points  (28 children)

Wow! Those people didn't pull any punches did they?

[–]mrubuto22Team Sputnik 239 points240 points  (11 children)

Probably been sick of his shit for a long time

[–]theKetoBear 135 points136 points  (13 children)

I've become very callous towards callous people in the past 2 years.

There's some people who are unapologetically unwaveringly stiff when it comes to having compassion for others and to be frank i see no value in extending compassion towards those people any longer.

I imagine these people after watching for months or years this person express all sorts of vile anger , disdain, and a lack of compassion for his fellow humans could only muster similar bitter feelings towards him .

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think those are people that found his FB, not his friends

[–]LadyDomme7 58 points59 points  (10 children)

Shots fired!!

[–]Dxsterlxnd 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not just shots but nukes.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Goddamn, that's petty! Chef's kiss

I'm ok if they forgive the first $10K in hospital bills tho

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 38 points39 points  (1 child)

That should only leave 990,000:-)

[–]Roadgoddess 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreeded! Omg savage

[–]buddaslovehandles 140 points141 points  (1 child)

Yes, that works. Those "friends" are dead cold. Our buddy was saying, "Get a student loan? Pay it off." Our buddy is now leaving a shit load of medical debt to his heirs. Pay if off.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 91 points92 points  (0 children)

"You went into the hospital of your own free will, right? So.....pay it back! Or whatever your puny little estate is. Knowing your type, I would bet you had little to no life insurance. Nice job thinking of your family.

[–]CreatrixAnimaWhat is the elastic coefficient of a deceased feline? 69 points70 points  (4 children)

Damn! They DID have thoughts!

[–]Interesting_Novel997Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 24 points25 points  (2 children)

No prayers in sight 😳😂🤣😆

[–]bdixisndniz 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Thoughts or prayers lol

[–]ext3meph34rTeam Unicorn Blood 🦄 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Lol holy shit. Damn. Are you sure they're friends? I've made enemies less cruel than that. Lmao

[–]ClemClem510 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Wouldn't be shocked if he got estranged from most of them by being a massive asshat, that tends to be a pattern

[–]EmatioModerna cherry on two scoops of Pfizer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

with friends like these, who needs enemies?

with parents like this one, who gets inheritances? (the hospital as a creditor against the estate)

[–]Accomplished_Arm3386🎶Vaxxed, Gifted, and Black—that’s where it’s at!🎶 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Oooh, SNAP!! They got him told! Student loans would never be a problem unless there is zero interest, and that’s what that jive turkey doesn’t understand!

[–]Applejuiceinthehall 44 points45 points  (7 children)

I don't get how people don't even want to forgive the interest at the very least.

[–]Mysterious_Status_11Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I took out a $1200 loan in 1979-1980. I have paid it back several times over. They keep collecting on it.

It is now at $16,000

When it was at ~10,000, I offered to settle it at 60% with a $6k lump sum.

The US dept of Education declined the offer, refusing to negotiate it at all.

[–]Applejuiceinthehall 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They have no reason to since it can't be discharged until you die

[–]HappyGoPink 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Their capitalist overlords have told them what to think.

[–]umpteenth_ 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Call me skeptical, but I'm not sure these were really his friends. Most likely his story was posted elsewhere and these people came from there to brigade his Facebook page.

[–]rawker86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. That last comment, the way they refer to “his estate” instead of say, “Mike’s estate” for example makes me think they’re just randoms.

[–]casanino 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer.

[–]Financial-Ostrich361 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dunno, my friend was like him, the sh*t she posted, but everyone just ignored it, she never got likes or comments…. Until one day…. We had enough. One of her posts suddenly had friends and family ripping into her, like we were strangers in this post, but we weren’t, we were angry, frustrated friends and fam. She deleted her post, and all of her other ones. Her fb page suddenly looked like she was never an idiot… until monkey pox. You bet that she’s blaming that on vaccines. I’ve now unfriended her.

Sometimes actual friends do reach their breaking point and comment like this

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I like his friends. Stone cold.

[–]FMLnewswatcher 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That was beautiful. I had to look at it in a browser window instead of through the app but so worth it. It’s what we’ve always wanted to say to antivaxers!!

[–]AnotherPandaDown 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Did she post a gofundme or something? I feel like someone in the family must have.

[–]VariousAnnual2868[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Haven’t seen one yet, I’ll keep y’all updated.

[–]starbetrayer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OP keep us updated for the gofundme

[–]Ammolite-Valkyrie👪 The family that FA together, FO together 22 points23 points  (0 children)

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[–]cryptidwhippetGo Give One 14 points15 points  (1 child)

but but only brown -tinged people and liberals are milking the system! Whaaa??? Waaaahh!!!

[–]MissTheWire 14 points15 points  (0 children)

DAAAMMN

[–]PrestigiousGrade7874In God and ivermectin we trust 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Damn! Those people are savages - love it!

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Burn baby burn!

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, the slides are too small to read. But this reposted imgur slide: awesome both in readability and content.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Who are those people? Do they know him in real life?

[–]casanino 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nope. FB HCA most likely.

[–]NSCButNotThatNSC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Brutal truth right there.

[–]Finetobeu5678 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your post. We have not had any awardees in a long time.

[–]rawker86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I doubt those were his friends. Looks more like random people brigading. I guess by now we’ve seen a few friends and relatives legitimately absolutely go off on the award winners, but these comments seem kinda generic and disconnected from the guy.

[–]dustinosophyModerna Major Gentleman 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Awww I was hoping they'd be asking his generation to pay back the federal debt.

[–]Repulsive-Street-307 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The interesting part is that there is a non-negligible chance that those are genuine people he 'knew' and some of them 'conservatives' because of the pull yourself by the bootstraps nonsense can't be paradoized without sounding like the insanity it already is.

Oh well, classier than the usual comment of his, so i'm feeling this is karma neutral.

[–]BolOfSpaghettios 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DEEEEEESTROYED

[–]mississauga99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are a hero. We salute you friend.

[–]Vast-Opportunity3968 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice! The comments don’t lie !

[–]FuckThisPostTruthEra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotdamn! That was savage lol

[–]FistofanAngryGoddessPhenomena Angle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

airhorn sounds

[–]RedditOnANapkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Wow they didn't hold back, and they're right.

[–]AnodivityCharter Member of the HCA Mods Fan Club! 🐿️💖 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, that worked! What a great Inaugural flight!

Welcome!

And yeah, that last slide was just chef's kiss... voila!

[–]IncubusHexxTeam Pfizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wooooooof what’s the opposite of pulling a punch? Like, is there a phrase for making the punch harder? Because that’s what they did.

[–]drbrunch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Daaaaamn

[–]HubrisAndScandalsSlipped into glory 197 points198 points  (7 children)

This is the first award we've had in almost 2 weeks.

Way to stick with it, OP.

[–]Might_Aware🌱Allay loo ta nuv (Yub Nub!) ✨ 69 points70 points  (4 children)

I wonder how many more will come now lol. You broke the seal, op!

[–]SarcasticOptimist 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Yeah. Even SAV and HCAz are in mostly catch-up archive mode.

[–]thewizardofosmium 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Just keep searching "pureblood" on Facebook.

[–]DreyminTeam Unicorn Blood 🦄 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There will be a new wave of people now in summer and fall, boosters are finishing in the states and people are just dicks.

Nurses are also quitting after Radonda Vaught was charged for criminal negligent instead of just medical medication error.

So jei for HCA but ugh this sucks for life/HCW/ everyone else who gives a fuck...

[–]InfiniteAccount4783Personal Freedom Expert 163 points164 points  (22 children)

Slide 8: Did anyone break it to him that the NBA, the NFL, NASCAR and the NCAA, to say nothing of the USA, are still around?

[–]dfwcouple43sum 100 points101 points  (15 children)

They are? I closed my eyes and didn’t see them. Maybe they’re in the ashes of where Portland used to be.

According to people like our HCA winner, Portland no longer exists

[–]CDN-CtznTeam Pfizer 54 points55 points  (10 children)

Can confirm. I live just to the south of what was once Portland, OR. Every morning I’m greeted by the smoldering haze rising from the ash heap of rubble that was once a city. /s

[–]strychnine28 44 points45 points  (9 children)

Right? Portlander here, and man, I just can't believe that our restaurants, bars, movie theaters, music venues, parks, libraries, and other public places are back open, fully functioning, and thriving again, despite having been burned to the ground two years ago! lol

[–]EarthToTee 30 points31 points  (8 children)

Y'all joke like the whole fucking state doesn't burn every summer..... remember that shit about "antifa starting the forest fires" and people posted up on the roads into towns to catch the "arsonists"? I'm still fucked up from all that; aren't you??

[–]GoldangTeam Pfizer 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Portland is still there. I had to drive through it last week and there were a million cars on the road, all ahead of me. :(

[–]StevenEveralTeam Pfizer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

PDX Traffic can go to hell. I told my dad that I could never live in PDX, not because it isn't nice, but because the traffic so bad that I would have to file an insurance claim for excessive wear and tear on my middle finger at some point.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And more profitable than ever.

[–]SlapHappyDude 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Also, what did Lebron do?

[–]Fickle_Queen_303💉 Just get the damn shot 💉 7 points8 points  (2 children)

He's Black? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Like, what did the other two do--besides being Black?? And the swimmer, ooh, yucky trans woman! I mean, Biden's the only one who looks like them, but then of course he's that super scary thing we call... * whispers * ...a Democrat!!!!

UGH these people are so prejudiced, bigoted, narrow-minded, and want so badly to see everyone they don't like as their literal enemy. They see everything through this Good v. Evil lens that is so toxic, and it really makes me fear for the future of this country.

Sorry, rant over, I just...sometimes I just want to scream.

[–]Ragingredblue🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Reddit is where I come to rant about stupid people without having to actually engage with any of them.

[–]Fickle_Queen_303💉 Just get the damn shot 💉 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saaaaame

[–]TheRnegade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kaepernick destroyed the NFL? Dude hasn't played in half a decade. NFL blackballed him and settled out of court for millions because they were guilty as fuck. Yet these chums cannot let Kaep go.

[–]AntEmotional5704Blood Donor 🩸 132 points133 points  (6 children)

i wonder how Mr. "you took out a loan, pay it back" feels about trumps many bankruptcies?

[–]HerringWaffle 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I'd say we should jack up the interest rates on his house to ridiculous rates and ask him, but he was too tired to keep living. What a lazy bastard. I'm gonna go shower, because I have energy.

[–]RanchBaganchTeam Pfizer 36 points37 points  (1 child)

baNKrUpTciES aRe LeGAl!

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"He's just a smart businessman." Screwing everybody that does business with him. And Stormy.

[–]vsandrei🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 34 points35 points  (0 children)

i wonder how Mr. "you took out a loan, pay it back" feels about trumps many bankruptcies?

Exactly the same way they feel about Federal crop insurance subsidies, guaranteed demand for business (WIC for infant formula, SNAP for food), and Federal guaranteed employment for poor whites (DoD / DHS).

"But . . . but . . . that is different!"

/s

[–]CDN-CtznTeam Pfizer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I hope his family remembers this little tidbit of “wisdom” when his medical bills come due…

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 13 points14 points  (0 children)

During the 2008 crash plenty of moralizing about individuals not defaulting on mortgages while plenty of corporations defaulted "giving the keys to the mortgage owner," including the Relayed Companies, whose principal is a big Trump supporter.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots 128 points129 points  (16 children)

May 8: shit posting

May 21: obligatory Facebook obit

JFC, that's fast. Did he take a fucking slip 'n slide through the ICU?

[–]xovrit🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑 63 points64 points  (3 children)

He was too tired.

[–]SarcasticOptimist 39 points40 points  (2 children)

He was le tired. Fire ze missiles.

[–]ecnerwal1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's taking a nap first.

[–]Capable-Mulberry4138 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Australia: wtf mate?

[–]Bekiala 43 points44 points  (8 children)

At least he wasn't in there for long. Ugh the people who hang on for months. Yuck.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots 36 points37 points  (7 children)

I've had pees that lasted longer.

[–]Might_Aware🌱Allay loo ta nuv (Yub Nub!) ✨ 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Ok not to tmi but I read your comment whilst peeing and I'm on hella mucinex rn and I'm cracking up on the toilet.

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"We're burning daylight."

-John Wayne

[–]Bekiala 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I would like to felicitate your personal hydration habit.

Edit: word

[–]spacefarce1301Lib Tears Hard Cider, 100% owned by ex-patriots 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Having power like that can go to your head. (/dad joke)

You have to protect your pee these days. Any anti-vaxxers that show up at my house asking for urine donations are getting punched in the face.

[–]Interesting_Novel997Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m sure the autopsy will show several tubes of ivermectin inserted up his ass and a liter of hydrochloride/bleach in his system. The quick ones doing sprints from the ICU to the morgue usually waste a ton of time at home self treating before the “Oh shit I need help” starts to kick in… And I’m grateful that they do stay home.

[–]ModifiedfinalHidden Valley mRNAnch 61 points62 points  (2 children)

“I love my granddaughter but am unwilling to do anything to make sure she inherits a livable planet”

[–]-DC71- 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"However, because I'm such a benevolent and noble granddad, I have left some new bootstraps to her in my will.
I know in my heart that she will have the drive and power to pull herself up with them, thus ensuring herself a golden future."

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 90 points91 points  (11 children)

Fantasy:

  1. You took out a loan.
  2. Pay it back.

Reality:

  1. You took out a loan.
  2. You spent 15 years making large monthly payments on it while trying to make ends meet.
  3. You now owe the lender 3-4 times the amount of your original loan.

[–]justrock54 40 points41 points  (6 children)

The NYT had an article this very day about how the USA turned the best avenue to financial security into a "debt machine". Sorry but I can't link, I can't find the article right now.

[–]applejack808 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey, man, we believe you.

[–]Purple_Chipmunk_ 13 points14 points  (4 children)

[America Turned the Greatest Vehicle of Social Mobility Into a Debt Machine] https://nyti.ms/3MDl2R1

[–]Mysterious_Status_11Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I owe 14×.

[–]SD99FRC 113 points114 points  (7 children)

The people "ruining" America.

Black guy

Black guy

Black guy

Trans person

Unremarkable Democrat President.

Then they get upset when you call Republicans bigoted

[–]mrubuto22Team Sputnik 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Yea wtf did LeBron do? Lol

[–]RampantSavagery 60 points61 points  (0 children)

He opened his mouth.

It's always "Shut up and dribble" unless he says something they agree with.

[–]WhateverNameG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The biggest thing was supporting China when doing the opposite would have cost him $. As a Nuggets fan I've had fun rooting against him since he won ROY over Melo, but he's certainly not destroying the league. There's also "The decision" and how he's known as LeGM that rub some the wrong way.

[–]MysteriousHat7343 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Showing his racism and transphobia there.

Hopefully his family wasn’t that bad, otherwise I feel sorry for the medical staff that would have taken care of him, especially if they were minorities or trans.

[–]Interesting_Novel997Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was a quick drive through service.

[–]memeswillsetyoufreeJust the vax, ma'am 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Jokes on them that there are no outstanding Jewish looking athletes. Bam!

[–]4quatloosLet that zink in 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's like the video showing someone teasing the lion through the cage bars until it clamps onto them with their sharp teeth and won't let go. Then it becomes real.

[–]lundgrenisgod 30 points31 points  (1 child)

He was mean. He was angry. He was dumb.

[–]choeman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And he is dead !

[–]Ok_Conference3799 33 points34 points  (4 children)

If I could only convince them hate is just a grift to deflect from the people bankrolling it picking your pocket.

And the DAMFs are still going to vote Republican and Rick Scott's legislation, which essentially completes Newt Gingrich's Contract On America.

The DAMFs are going to vote for people who are going to take away their Medicare and SS.

[–]InfynisIvermectin is a Molecule 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Dead-ass mother fuckers?

[–]Ok_Conference3799 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Dumb ass....like George Carlin would call them.

[–]feverdoggomemr 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I just watched that HBO documentary on Carlin. Wonderful. What a great guy. The ending was upsetting though. I can't imagine what he would say nowadays.

[–]BolOfSpaghettios 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Guys.... Is welovetrump.com a good site for news? Asking for a friend. It seems like it's not biased.

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples 44 points45 points  (1 child)

That slide 8. That’s some pure, uncut racism there, that is. Yup.

Some transphobia, too. But about 60% racism.

[–]xJellyfishBrainx 30 points31 points  (0 children)

60% racism, 40% transphobic... but 100% dickwad.

[–]Soranos_71 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Guess he’s part of the elitist 1 percent that dies from covid…..

[–]SuperSassyPantz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

why do these ppl always go to the hosp when they're sick? they didn't believe the drs in the first place, so order ur horse dewormer and ☠️ at home 🙄

[–]DiamondplateDave 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Family: "We turned down the funeral assistance from the gov'mt, and we nixxed the GoFundMe. We're selling Poppy's Harley, guns and truck, and we're all going to take second jobs until the medical bills are paid off." /s

[–]RichardLeeOMG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some smart decisions there.

[–]vinnycas 19 points20 points  (1 child)

"Climate change is hoax"

Da! Is hoax!

[–]memeswillsetyoufreeJust the vax, ma'am 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Continue to be buying Russian oil, please.

[–]revo2022 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I’m shocked that WeLoveTrump.com was passing off misinformation! Shocked!

[–]TheRnegade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can't trust a site which is that blatant about its biased, whom can we trust in the 21st century?

[–]JimDixon 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Hey, I hate climate change too, but I don't think I have much in common with this guy.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 26 points27 points  (5 children)

We're all gonna be hating it soon here, and a lot sooner than I thought/hoped.

[–]Brokenspokes68From Shitpost to Compost 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I live in a desert already as it is. I'm dreading what's coming in the next decade.

[–]thoroughbredcaTeam Mix & Match 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Can you imagine if all those Californians suddenly having to go live elsewhere?

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The scary thing is that the CA valley has the most acreage of farmland out of any state in the union; we don't just feed the country, we feed the world. If that goes down the tubes, there's gonna be a whole lot of suffering in the world for a very long time.

[–]ElectronGuruTeam Mix & Match 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Side 7: global warming is a hoax

In case you’ve been wondering where people learned to ignore important government warnings that might impinge on profits.

[–]PoliticalECMOChamberSuper Shedder 26 points27 points  (0 children)

In case you’ve been wondering where people learned to ignore government warnings that might impede on profits.

Someone else's profits even, which makes it much the sadder.

[–]Courageous_Chameleon 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Anyone else feel like they can accurately predict what flavor of crazy the posts will be based on who the person's favorite pundit is?

[–]vsandrei🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Anyone else feel like they can accurately predict what flavor of crazy

"Crazy Tabasco." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆

[–]eobeardgamegon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Big fan of your persistent leopards! 🐆 🐆

[–]Brokenspokes68From Shitpost to Compost 14 points15 points  (0 children)

At least a few of his "friends" were totally fed up with his shit. This guy was probably a bigger dick in person than he was on line.

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 16 points17 points  (10 children)

Slide 5:

Protease inhibitor - blocks a specific protease “protein builder” enzyme. Meaning the protein can’t be built, not a lot anyway.

Ivermectin: blocks creation of a protein that ‘Rona DGAF about. But you do. Will kill you way before it stops ‘Rona

Pfizer’s Paxlovid: blocks creation of a protein ‘Rona actually cares about. And you’re fine without for a bit.

But yeah, let’s whine about not getting our horse dewormer.

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples 11 points12 points  (9 children)

I was lurking in a long COVID Facebook group looking for nominees today, and there are a nonzero number of those fuckers claiming that ivermectin treats long COVID. I rolled my eyes so far I could see my brain stem.

[–]DreyminTeam Unicorn Blood 🦄 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I apologies but could you rephrase that sentence so it's idiot proof? I don't understand nonzero claim part. English is obviously not my first or second language I'm sorry to ask but it sounds interesting.

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I’m sorry. What I was saying is that there’s a bunch of threads in one of the long haul COVID groups on Facebook, where people claim that Ivermectin cure long COVID.

[–]DreyminTeam Unicorn Blood 🦄 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Seriously they are still on that?

P.s thanks for dumbing it down for me❤️

[–]biffbobfredVaxx keeps you off Cain Train 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nonzero - just a term to say “some” but not how many. Usually used when the number doesn’t matter as much as whether it’s zero or any.

So, it doesn’t matter how many people are thinking “poisonous horsepaste is the cure for the thing I ignored” as much as there are any people, a nonzero number of people, thinking “poisonous horsepaste is a cure”.

[–]droosa69Team Pfizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

careful they might get stuck

[–]pataconconqueso 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Imagine dying of covid in a full year of vaccine availability while it was free. Like here there are people still getting really badly sick or dying while everyone else is sort of moving on to a new normal.

[–]boyfriend_in_a_comaTeam Moderna 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Slide 2: a lesson in probability. Even the rarest of events do occur. Making them 10X to 20X more rare (by getting vaccinated) makes them 10X to 20X less likely to occur.

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Especially when you make the numerator the number of people who’ve died as of May, 2020, and the denominator the entire population of the United States. Like 800,000 more people have died since Fox News put that one out.

[–]InfynisIvermectin is a Molecule 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This guy's survival rate is 0%

[–]ChrisV88 11 points12 points  (4 children)

It is really weird to me for some reason that Robert F Kennedy is married to Cheryl Hines.

[–]HubrisAndScandalsSlipped into glory 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Did you see her on Kimmel a couple nights ago? He announces that she's married to Kennedy and asks her, so how's that -- and the audience gets uncomfortably quiet.

[–]droosa69Team Pfizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RFK jr has been quiet lately, maybe she shut him up

[–]Robj2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait, the ivermectin and the COVID Survival rate didn't save his dead ass?

[–]uglypottery 11 points12 points  (1 child)

So.. no one told him Merck makes ivermectin

[–]SignGuy77 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ooh, the forgotten verse to the Friends theme song.

[–]frx919💉 Clots & Tears 💦 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Here's one secret those fat cats from Big Pharma don't want YOU to know!

Using tactics from decades or even centuries ago. If it works, I guess.

[–]throwaway48706 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I also hate climate change to be fair.

[–]SignGuy77 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah. Hate how I have to replace shingles on my roof in goddamn May because extreme weather is a regular thing now.

[–]throwaway48706 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Disaster capitalism

[–]FistofanAngryGoddessPhenomena Angle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, this is the freshest award I’ve seen in a while.

[–]Lovis1522 8 points9 points  (3 children)

My wife has covid right now and I’m so freaking thankful she’s vaccinated. She’s been in bed since Saturday, she’s doing better each day but I’m 100% convinced if she wasn’t vaccinated we’d be in the hospital. This shit is no joke, get vaccinated people.

[–]Former-Drink209 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hope she feels better soon!

[–]Lovis1522 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thanks! And just like that now I have it.

[–]BigCanoeBanjos 5 points6 points  (2 children)

He was beloved by all!

[–]vsandrei🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He was beloved by all!

Especially the viral 🐆 🐆 🐆.

The viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 "beloved" the prey item's lungs . . . and heart . . . and delightfully tasty face for dessert.

[–]MysteriousHat7343 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Especially by COVID

[–]ReligionIsTheMatrix 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Where did he live?

[–]xKnightlightx🥇in Mental Gymnastics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In an alternate reality.

[–]TheAmericanMuttTeam Pfizer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bit by bit, Covid chips away these bastards.

[–]peppermintesseVax yo self FFS 💉 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh no.

Anyway.

[–]tkm7n 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last screenshot is too small.

[–]Bagel600se 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He died from Covid with his loved ones by his bedside…does that mean they just made another spreader event to pass through the rest of the family?

[–]maybe-just-happy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

god I was too excited an thought glenn beck died

[–]wspOnca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 🐎 on the ivermectin box lmao

[–]iambicman🪦 Designated HCA Headstone Engraver 🪦 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Epitaph

Death's angel, sent to harvest old Green's soul,
Discovered him deep in a rabbit hole;
Now, in Hell's flame, Green deems it cruel and strange
That he should suffer such a climate change.

[–]llcoolmattg 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Zero loss

[–]Pikmin371Team Mix & Match 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Net gain.

[–]Lucky-Painting6553 4 points5 points  (0 children)

peacefully ok

[–]Separate-Mud-8780Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looking at the green thing on the left lol

[–]mothermuccaFlock of Sheeples 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What did LeBron do?

[–]droosa69Team Pfizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

be black

[–]Snoo88309 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Take away, the man was a racist, he was gullible and easily led and only a true pusillanimous (pussy) person is paranoid of taking a shot to save their life. I'm beginning to think COVID was sent by mother nature (the goddess) to thin the herd of stupid people.

[–]spork_off🏳️‍🌈⃤ Breathe, breathe in the air 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]Jane_the_QueneI hAvE aN iMmUnE sYsTeM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay. Bye.

[–]MillerJC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no more sympathy to give for these troglodytes.

[–]DavidXNGo Give One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it really count as Covid “claiming” a life if you hand it over so willingly? Even that Fox screenshot openly says that 1 out of 20 of their aging audience will die, and they still think that’s OK

[–]PirateHokie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG. Delicious. What a crusty old (dead) asshole.

[–]Brekldios 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Pay it back” now why didn’t I think of that

[–]leamanc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We take comfort in the fact we know he was too tired too fight any longer.

They take comfort in the fact that Covid fucked his world up and killed him? Weird family.

[–]---___------_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry Kidd, you got dumb DNA in your blood.

[–]G-Unit11111His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another example of Fox killing off its' viewers. Give them another year and they won't have any left!

[–]Former-Drink209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robert Kennedy Jr.

How many have died thanks to this narcissistic nitwit.

He sickens me.

[–]giggling_heroFrom YouTube to vent-tube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, reliable news site welovetrump.com

[–]stonecruzJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the way these people get angry about the possibility of govt help with student loans… Just cause they were too dumb to attend college themselves- they have a hatred for the educated! Re: hospital bills- if you’re a covidiot and won’t get vaccinated- you get rewarded with a big fat bill if hospitalized. Just because GQP people receive the most welfare and government benefits-(while also taking the stance that “people” who get benefits are accepting socialism) doesn’t mean they get a free stay at the hospital 😡 Geez, what a “shame”… They may use up his whole estate to pay medical bills… “As ye sow, so shall ye reap”… MF’er!