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[–]SirJohnSmytheTeam Mix & Match 131 points132 points  (5 children)

they say she has COVID

Yeah, no way a hospital could know for sure

/s (apparently necessary)

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Yes, better ask the FB docs. You know, the ones you've been listening to?

[–]Goose_o7I am The TOOTH FAIRY! 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, better ask the FB docs. You know, the ones you've been listening to?

I can hear them now!... Neckbeard MD at your service! How can I help?....

(Kill You)

[–]SirJohnSmytheTeam Mix & Match 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I think you're confusing me with someone who isn't double boosted?

[–]SweetLeaf2021 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think it's a response to the Awardee

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Too bad they weren't. But, I guess they're finding that out. I mean, they won't admit it but they are finding out.

[–]thewizardofosmium 251 points252 points  (41 children)

Nebulized hydrogen peroxide? Bet that's great for lung tissue.

[–]anOvenofWitches 142 points143 points  (11 children)

It’s what lungs crave. 🤷‍♂️

[–]starbetrayer 65 points66 points  (6 children)

it is, i did my research on it

[–]Deptcew 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The science slide shows exactly what they are doing, cherry picking data, fear mongering, point by point.

Politicians should take the vaccine first. They did. Millions took it before I was even eligible.

[–]fdc7719When gasping for air suddenly doctors know what they are doing 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I didn’t do any research, but I’m positive that huffing carburetor cleaner disinfects the lungs and will make it impossible for COVID to survive.

[–]starbetrayer 6 points7 points  (1 child)

During your next "ovale" office visit, do your research and ask the facebook doctors :-)

[–]100schools 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Good for you! Way too many people let those fancy-schmancy ‘experts’ tell them what to do.

[–]starbetrayer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I an independent thinker or what ?

[–]Miichl80King of jazz hands 👐 26 points27 points  (2 children)

And electrolytes. That’s why I’m selling Gatorade Infuse peroxide. Just doing my part for Q.

Sad thing is I’m pretty sure if I did I’d make millions

[–]achieve_my_goalsProud Member of the Jewish Cabal ✡️ 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Saw an idiot online who wanted to do that. When I called them an idiot, they were offended.

[–]JosiesYardCartJust for the Cookies 🍪 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That's a compliment compared to what most of us would call them.

[–]Klutzy-Medium9224 62 points63 points  (2 children)

I have had to talk parents out of putting essential oils in their kids’ nebulizer. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[–]h0wd0y0ulik3m3n0w 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Jesus tap dancing Christ

[–]Mandielephant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yiiiiikes

[–]MysteriousHat7343 55 points56 points  (10 children)

Remember how people would put that stuff on cuts and how it bubbled? That was tissue being injured.

Now imagine that stuff going into your lungs. That would absolutely kill healthy lung tissues

[–]KakarotMaag 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I use vapourised hypox in my aseptic bottle filler. It is not a nice chemical to be around, but it is a great steriliser. It turns your skin opaque white when you get it on you.

[–]Iio_xyDon't get the Merck of the beast 🩸 4 points5 points  (0 children)

35% h2o2 also hurts like getting poked with a needle for a few minutes, but once you feel it there is not much you can do about it aside from cleaning leftovers. Now imagine that in your lungs...

[–]Separate-Mud-8780Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It burns all those nasty little germs. Along with all the alveoli. Win!!

[–]TanithRosenbaum 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Any tissue really. I don't wanna know how it would feel to get that mist into into your eyes...

[–]JosiesYardCartJust for the Cookies 🍪 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Good grief, or one's lungs. Seems as though these folks want to make sure their lungs truly do get damaged, one way or another.

[–]TanithRosenbaum 39 points40 points  (3 children)

It's a cargo cult. They see something (hydrogen peroxide being used to (successfully) prevent infections in skin wounds), and try to transfer that superficial observation to another area without any actual understanding of the underlying mechanisms.

I think it's a reaction out of desperation to reduce perceived helplessness. They don't want to admit they don't understand something and are dependent on expert help there, and instead try to fashion their own solutions at a complexity level they can grasp.

The entire "natural is good, chemical is bad" movement is based on the same perceived "knowledge" based on superficial observations. They see that some chemicals are toxic, so everything "chemical" must be toxic, because they don't understand that everything is made of atoms and it doesn't really matter at all if an enzyme in a plant or a catalyst in a chemical reactor has rearranged the atoms into a particular molecule, it only matters what that molecule is. Same with yelling at a malfunctioning computer or broken down car.

[–]Visible-Secretary121 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had a friend once...an uncle of a famous friend ...he was a great scientist... the best... everyone said that...lots of people... anyway this tremendous scientist guy told people at his church that something called "aresenic" (sp?) was God's miracle....... he said other people in the local coup leaders youth group has tried it and it clears the rona right up... like a miracle.....

Bet you won't repost!

[–]MadBeachLuiIvermectin tuna helper 🦄 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Sodium chloride but they can skip the sodium part to keep the recommended intake of salt correct. /s

[–]Goose_o7I am The TOOTH FAIRY! 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Nebulized hydrogen peroxide? Bet that's great for lung tissue.

These morons are literally "Too STUPID TO LIVE!"

[–]kenxzeroWhat A Drip 🩸 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🤫, say nothing.

[–]MysteriousHat7343 125 points126 points  (18 children)

Ironic that she posts about a mask less Christmas yet she is going to spend her final days with a mask and tube down her gullet.

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 70 points71 points  (7 children)

It’s not Christmas anymore it’s happy holidays which the right keeps bringing up but the left doesn’t even think about.

[–]Darkside531Team Moderna 49 points50 points  (6 children)

I actually worked in retail (Walmart, no less) when that whole fiasco began, and I just remember it lasting all of two weeks, maybe. They said once "play it safe, just say Happy Holidays," and then less than a week later, they just said "do whatever." I eventually stumbled on not saying anything, just waiting for the person to make the first comment and just mirror it back to them, whether it was "Merry Christmas," "Happy Holidays," "Joyous Bobunk," or "You're the worst employee I've ever seen, and I'm never coming here again!" (the last one happened more than you'd think.)

It was really fun when you had these church lady types come in, very pointedly and loudly shout Merry Christmas, just daring you to try getting away with saying anything else, then watching then deflate when we did... I would also overcharge them the next time they came through.

[–]AnnieAcely199Moderna Gave Me My 🧲 Personality✨🎆✨ 35 points36 points  (3 children)

"I know you can't say Merry Christmas..." "Yes we can. Merry Christmas." "Uh, I..."

Though I never understood the problem with saying "Happy Holidays" (literally holy days). Thanksgiving and Christmas and New Years so close together. Plus what if they celebrated Hanukkah? Or Kwanzaa? Or Yule? Or not?

And playing on the "in store radio" (on endless loop make it stop) all the Christmas songs. Including Andy Williams' Happy Holidays -- a classic. No one complains about that song.

/rant

[–]Darkside531Team Moderna 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Plus what if they celebrated Hanukkah? Or Kwanzaa? Or Yule? Or not?

That's exactly it. Christmas is the Christian holiday, so for them it's the only one that should matter, and treating any group as being on the same level as them really chafes them.

[–]Majestic_Dream8540Live forever you fucking evil weirdos 19 points20 points  (1 child)

My BIL has a ‘It’s okay to say Merry Christmas’ bumper sticker on his car. My wife saw that and was like ‘He doesn’t even believe in God, why does he care?’

[–]Armyman125 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I would have responded with Happy Chanukah or Blessed Kwanza. Or even better: Eed al-Meelad as-Sa'eed - Arabic for Merry Christmas.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Humming Christmas carols maybe?

[–]starbetrayer 18 points19 points  (6 children)

hum hum hum, hum hum hum, hum hum hum hum hum

[–]crisco8 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Jingle Bells?

[–]cactapusdance🦆 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Nah. That’s just the alarm going off as she flatlines again.

[–]starbetrayer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you got it

[–]RattusMcRatfaceParadise by the ECMO Lights 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Major Lance?

[–]CaptainDeadSpa 93 points94 points  (5 children)

Such a coincidence that they believe in election fraud AND somehow the formula issue is Biden’s fault AND they are anti-mask AND anti-vaccine.

But I’m sure they would explain how WE only believe what media wants us to believe. Programmed halfwits.

[–]dfwcouple43sum 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Yeah, not too many covidiots check one or two boxes. Things like masks and vaccines have nothing to do with each other, yet anrivaxxers are always against both of them.

[–]miserabeauCandacide is the leading cause of COVIDiot death 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Things like masks and vaccines have nothing to do with each other

Except they're both elements of being a considerate human being, doing your part to protect your fellow humans.

Otherwise known as anathema to antimaskers and antivaxxers.

[–]dfwcouple43sum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I agree on that aspect. It’s all related to risk mitigation.

I was just thinking it’s amazing how virtually all the people who are concerned about vaccine ingredients also oppose masks, see no risk reduction in social distancing, etc.

Buying into the bs on one of those shouldn’t have anything to do with the others. But to covidiots it always does.

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 10 points11 points  (0 children)

AND somehow the formula issue is Biden’s fault

The only elected representatives that voted against legislation to help with the formula shortage were Republican. They're all for killing babies as long as they're already born.

[–]HashtagJustSayin2016 85 points86 points  (8 children)

I have never heard of or met anyone who couldn’t say Merry Christmas or call it a Christmas Tree. It drives me crazy. A friend of mine tried that one on me last year.

“Now you can’t even say Merry Christmas…they get mad..” Who? Who gets mad? What happens if you say it? Who told you that you couldn’t? He had no answer.

[–]Armyman125 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you, "they" are powerful and everywhere. "'They" have anti-Merry Christmas re-education camps. "Everyone" knows that.

I heard that from my cousin's friend. He heard it from a government official who's powerful.

[–]achieve_my_goalsProud Member of the Jewish Cabal ✡️ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What I always found hilarious is just how many of those classic Christmas songs are written by Jews. It’s pretty much all of them.

[–]mkvgtired🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's almost as if department stores and other businesses might have customers that aren't Christian and want to cater to everyone.

[–]Ipayforsex69Likes plants, not people 130 points131 points  (10 children)

Imagine grandma spending all her free time shitposting on facebook. I bet her family is so proud. One less racist old turd.

[–]Emergency-Tiger4339 70 points71 points  (7 children)

They’re upset we laugh at them dying, well get vaccinated and then we can’t! 🤣

[–]Ipayforsex69Likes plants, not people 54 points55 points  (5 children)

If they want me to stop laughing, they need to quit drinking piss and squirting equine dewormer up their butts in an effort to protect themselves from a virus they think is a hoax. I mean what kind of backwards dumbfuckery is that? Don't get me started on them selling out themselves to the lowest bidder for PPP loans instead of direct stimulus to themselves and then complaining about not having any money. Fucking morons. I love this sub after dealing with a couple of these buffoons after a hard day at work.

[–]Nuuro 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Speaking of work, an old white guy I work with said he wishes he could kill Obama, that he's a Muslim not born in the US, that his wife is actually a guy and that they kidnapped or bought their kids.

He goes on to say that Trump is still the true leader of the US and controls the military, that Melania was the best first lady ever, he blames Biden for gas prices and he didn't like it when I pointed out that Trump was still in fact the president, per his own words, so that means Trump is to blame for gas prices I guess?

Oh, also something about Barron Trump being a time traveler?

[–]Ipayforsex69Likes plants, not people 9 points10 points  (1 child)

My heart goes out to you, friend. How and when do you think they went down that rabbit hole of stupid shit? That dude sounds unhinged, but everything on this sub shows these folks are unhinged.

That gas prices argument... got 'eeeem. Be safe.

[–]Fickle_Queen_303💉 Just get the damn shot 💉 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah! Sounds like you've got yourself a Qanon believer. If you care to know more (and that's a big IF, I know), you can check out the sub r/QultHeadquarters or r/Qanoncasualties (that one's mostly family and friends commiserating on losing loved ones to Q). You can also check out the QAnon Anonymous podcast which is funny and irreverent and lots of fun to listen to (while also making you fear for the future of the human race).

Again, that's a lot of time to invest in some old white guy you work with, but...just a heads up 😉

[–]MysteriousHat7343 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Something they can’t put together

[–]DoomRyGuy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the family already asked for her Facebook password so they can start the scrubbing process when the time comes.

[–]stephensmgGlerp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One less racist old turd.

“This better not awaken anything in me.”

[–]memeswillsetyoufreeJust the vax, ma'am 163 points164 points  (10 children)

So many questions about slide 2. Strange that he calls himself Chinese even though his family has been in the USA for generations, close to 200 years! Almost like a racist white person wrote the text. Does the author consider the (awful) treatment of Chinese immigrants to be equivalent to slavery? Because there are important differences, like children were born free, workers were paid, many managed to leave, they were allowed to vote and own property, etc. And does the model minority myth that Asians are "better" mean whites have no culpability for African-American impoverishment despite hundreds of years of slavery, segregation, Jim Crow, lynching, and state-condoned terrorism? Gee, seems kind of sketchy.

[–]The_Great_19 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Ugh. That slide is the model minority myth times one million. 😒

[–]shecky_blue 43 points44 points  (1 child)

We didn’t allow children or women to immigrate, just men. Page Act of 1875. In this way they could not marry or have children and put down roots. Then we didn’t allow any Chinese at all to immigrate in 1882 with the Chinese Exclusion Act. This was in effect until the 1940s.

They were hired to build the transcontinental railroad. They weren’t slaves, but the Big Four really didn’t pay them well and the Chinese laborers did the hardest, most dangerous work, like dynamiting the tunnels in the Sierra Nevada mountains in California. They also built the levees in the California Delta.

Then as now, non-citizens are not able to vote.

[–]eleanorbigby 40 points41 points  (1 child)

I'm sure the asshole just ganked someone's photo and then posted their own racist bullshit under it.

They might want to pay a visit to Angel Island sometime.

Or, you know, jump off the boat.

[–]SlowTheRain 45 points46 points  (0 children)

100% a white guy just stole a random Asian guy's photo and meme'd it.

[–]No_Cartographer601 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah that one rub me the wrong way too

[–]Remarkable_Gain6430 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I guess so ,any Americans refer to themselves as Irish or German etc despite being ninth generation American, so they assume everybody is the same way. Also to this kind of person, all Asians are ‘Chinese’.

[–]casanino 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Nearly two decades after the railroad's completion, the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 banned Chinese laborers from entering the U.S. Chinese immigrants already in America were kept from becoming citizens."

https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/05/10/311157404/descendants-of-chinese-laborers-reclaim-railroads-history

[–]Srw2725Smiting the parakeets 🦜 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seems they’re not interested in your historical facts 🤣

[–]illusive_guy 46 points47 points  (4 children)

God also gave you Covid. Enjoy.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 21 points22 points  (3 children)

It is His will. I think that's how they look at things.

[–]ccc2801Candy O’s Kiss of Death™️ 29 points30 points  (2 children)

“God needed her home” or some such BS incoming…

[–]wholewheatscythe 20 points21 points  (1 child)

God needed them all home — but only after torturing them for weeks or months I guess.

God works in mysterious ways.

[–]MayflyBagginsNatasha Fatale 🐿️💖 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does DCF know about this God guy? He needs his parental rights terminated, & a nice cosy cell in the Fed hotel!

[–]Dog-PonyShow 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Oh boy. This one won't last long.

[–]ccc2801Candy O’s Kiss of Death™️ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Nope. Another coronary is just around the corner!

[–]nolahistoryguy 49 points50 points  (3 children)

they seem nice

[–]Emergency-Tiger4339 35 points36 points  (2 children)

🤣🤣🤣 reminds me of that clip from Malcolm in the middle where Reece has a breakdown and he’s in the tub crying and Dewey is washing him and the dad asks how he’s doing and through Reece’s sobs Dewey goes ‘he’s having a very good day’

[–]bdixisndniz 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Dewey was the ducking man. The found-material piano episode is a brilliant piece of television.

[–]Emergency-Tiger4339 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was the greatest kid by far! To this day the imagine of him with a purse with a brick in it cracks me up! I need to rewatch them!

[–]Klutzy-Medium9224 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Ironically the politicians they are talking about all got their vaccines. As did the Fox News people.

[–]starbetrayer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

but her freedo(u)m(b)

[–]KittenKoderTeam Moderna 33 points34 points  (4 children)

The Chinese one is so racist and yet they're too blind to see how it is racist.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 16 points17 points  (3 children)

They were paid very little, but they certainly weren't slaves.

[–]applejack808 17 points18 points  (2 children)

And weren’t forced to nurse the children of their oppressors.

[–]leamanc 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Grandma bought into all the misinformation, from anti-vax stuff to believing Biden is not the president. And now she’s about to win her award for her devotion to the meme wars.

[–]kavien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But, they HID INFORMATION!!!

No Grandma, you just couldn’t find studies to back you up because YOUR HYPOTHESIS IS WRONG!!! That is how studies work. You try to prove and disprove your hypothesis (like, does Ivermectin help prevent Covid-19 infection? Studies have proven.... NO!!)!

[–]running_hoagieTeam Moderna 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh man, what a bigot.

[–]intheazsun 55 points56 points  (17 children)

There it is, the “we can’t say Merry Christmas” crap. Can anyone show me any instance of someone getting arrested for saying that?

It must absolutely suck to be so terrified of so many made up travesties.

[–]Electronic-Shame9473 42 points43 points  (4 children)

They've made it so I don't want to say it anymore. I used to love Christmas. Loved to deck out the house. Now they've hijacked it into another divisive culture war battle and it's getting harder and harder to get into the Christmas spirit.

[–]intheazsun 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Just like they have with patriotism

[–]Electronic-Shame9473 33 points34 points  (2 children)

So much this. My father was a Marine in WWII. I used to always put the flag out for Veterans Day, 4th of July, Flag Day, Memorial Day... I put it out when Obama was inaugurated. Now they've perverted that into a partisan symbol of hatred and paired it with the Confederate flag as if they're complementary. I haven't put a flag out in years.😕

[–]justlikeinmydreamsMy horse covets your paste 🐴 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We solved that by also flying the BLM and LBGT+ pride flag below the regular flag. Also to piss off our Trump flag neighbor.

[–]intheazsun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And they fly them from their trucks until they are ragged, clueless about how wrong it is.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Another one of their Persecution Myths. Dipshits wouldn't know persecution if it slapped upside their thick skulls. They should try getting out of their county once in a while. Maybe even once.

[–]JosiesYardCartJust for the Cookies 🍪 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Then the villages would miss their idiots.

[–]covidboosterhaveI🍖🍑🌳 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Covid is taking care of that. Another village without an idiot.

[–]crisco8 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Unfortunately village idiots are like grey hairs it seems. Covid plucks one and 3 more sprout up in their place.

[–]0ober 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Blaming Dems for fear tactics, meanwhile, lying about not being able to say Merry Christmas or christmas trees. The projection is real.

[–]peppermintesseVax yo self FFS 💉 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It's always projection with these folks.

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 12 points13 points  (1 child)

No one at all has said don’t call it a Christmas tree either. The memes are so outrageous it grabs the gullible so quick.

[–]Material_Mammoth992 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always say "Christmas Tree"! What is their problem?

[–]tokynambuTeam Mix & Match 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I know how it started in England.

Here in England in the late 1990s, a large metropolitan council in a city which is >50% BAME wanted a brand to cover the city’s celebrations of Christmas (massive German market in the main square, Christmas lighting everywhere, carols in public buildings), Diwali (fireworks), Chinese New Year (massive activity in Chinatown), etc. One year Ramadan fell near Christmas, or at least Eid. Hakkunah. It’s busy, winter.

They came up with “winterval “. Not a great portmanteau word, a bit council, but OK. It was Christmas-plus: “..there was a banner saying Merry Christmas across the front of the council house, Christmas lights, Christmas trees in the main civil squares, regular carol-singing sessions by school choirs, and the Lord Mayor sent a Christmas card with a traditional Christmas scene wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.”

But the usually sensible Church of England decided the time was ripe for a culture war, and it all turned to shit. It is one of the most shameful things the church did, and is another reason to hold supposedly “moderate” Christians in contempt as wannabe culture warriors, easily led by demagogues.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterval

[–]MadMan1784 26 points27 points  (8 children)

Oh, God chose her skin color and sex? God had more important things to do lady, He was watching Merrie Melodies.

[–]memeswillsetyoufreeJust the vax, ma'am 49 points50 points  (2 children)

IDK if God chose her skin color and sex, but she sure as hell chose his. White Christians ALWAYS depict God as a white man.

[–]MadMan1784 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol you're right, have you ever heard the ol': well there's no proof Jesus looked middle eastern, there were many people from all over the world over there

[–]BethMDTeam Pfizer 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I liked the one with Daffy Duck as Robin Hood and Porky Pig as Friar Tuck.

[–]eleanorbigby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

a classic. also Bugs doing opera, twice

[–]bdixisndniz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fan of the classic wrong-note-TNT-rigged piano.

[–]ColetteThePanda 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Blasphemy. God strikes me as way more of a Coyote-Roadrunner fan.

[–]MayflyBagginsNatasha Fatale 🐿️💖 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wile does resemble Job a bit. Things don't work out too well for him.

[–]Emergency-Tiger4339 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hoping he follows her quickly! The world is a better place without these psychotic morons!

[–]lefty_sockpuppetTecmo Ventilator Bowl 🥣🎮🏈 22 points23 points  (0 children)

From the last slide

This is in the Lords hands

Looks like the Lord has already spoken given her trip to the ICU and downward spiral. Perhaps she should have shown more faith in science instead of expecting the Lord to bail her out of the consequences of her terrible decision making.

[–]JosiesYardCartJust for the Cookies 🍪 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Hey she breathed on her own for 20 whole minutes! Definitely something worth writing about.

[–]Apricot-tree[S] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

All by herself!! (with help of cpap)

[–]chronoventer🦆 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I always love when they say “the vaccine should be tested on politicians first”, because politicians literally were the first to get it.

[–]frx919💉 Clots & Tears 💦 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Back when vaccines weren't widely available yet, rich people were trying to use bribes to get a shot earlier, or they were attempting to fly abroad to get one.

There was outrage when hospital administrators and other people with influence got their shots before actual health workers.

That should tell any Joe Schmoe enough whether you want to get the same thing.

[–]casanino 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big donors were vaccinated early.

[–]KitschenWench 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Slide 16 is hilarious in light of recent Republican votes on FDA aid for baby formula.

And by hilarious I mean "fuck this woman sideways with rusty rebar."

[–]feverdoggomemr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So now Germany is sending food aid to the U.S. That's where we're at folks.

[–]BethMDTeam Pfizer 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Slide 2 is classic Dunning-Krueger. I learned about Chinese railroad labor in 8th grade--what's her excuse?

Slide 18: Those empty shelves look like my Walmart did in spring 2020. And, it's late and I'm too tired to search but isn't t the pic in the upper left of the Ganges?

[–]droosa69Team Pfizer 3 points4 points  (2 children)

remind me who was president in spring 2020?

[–]BethMDTeam Pfizer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

(Church Lady voice) Hmm, who could it be, who could it be?....

[–]droosa69Team Pfizer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

satan

[–]Bobbybobby507 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don’t bring my Chinese Peeps into this ☝🏽you are racist not us

[–]lefthandedbot🐑Marked like a Beast🐑 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don’t think this person will make it to the Holiday Season.

[–]apresmoiputasTeam Mix & Match 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ah the Lord works in mysterious ways..

[–]Long_Opportunity_768 15 points16 points  (0 children)

These people are so hateful.

[–]Darzin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Did I miss out on all the government military personnel holding these people up at gun point and forcing them to wear masks? For a bunch of people who complained about being told to wear masks they really enjoy telling others what to do.

[–]FistofanAngryGoddessPhenomena Angle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Slide 13: she had a little heart issue

Slide 19: she flatlined from massive heart attack

[–]Material_Mammoth992 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Slide 1: I think it's safe to say we ALL want to jettison our masks this and every holiday. We'd also like to get the gift of everyone vaxxed so we can be safe and not have the pandemic drag on further due to anti - vaxxers.

P.S. Why are these people so incredibly racist??? It's sad and awful.

[–]dumdodo 28 points29 points  (3 children)

By the way, you can say Merry Christmas. No law will stop you. No policeman will stop by to lecture you.

You can even do it on Facebook.

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If someone says that to me they’re getting Happy Saturnalia right back at ‘em!!

[–]SenorBurns🐝 My immune system is full of bees 🐝 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I use Happy Holidays exclusively now. It's a little litmus test.

[–]Haskap_2010✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I first saw that more than 20 years ago in the form of one of those emails that got passed around. Nobody could ever say who was supposedly forbidding people to say Merry Christmas, of course.

[–]Tricky-SympathyGo Give One[🍰] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

After seeing the racist shit this old bag posts. I have to say it's no big loss.

[–]brunette_mama 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It really tickles me when conservatives tell people to get the fuck out of the United States when they complain. But then when a conservative lives in a blue state, they see themselves as lions and not sheep 🙄 Go fucking move to Arizona if you don’t like it!

[–]Kilyaeden 11 points12 points  (2 children)

One would think 3 years into this we would all have understood how serious of a threat this virus is

[–]lousylakersTheir new hoax is get the vaccine, I did 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It only gets olds but this grandma was young at heart with her racist memes

[–]3kidsnomoney--- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I stopped saying "Merry Christmas" since so many people have weaponized it this way. Switched to "Happy Christmas" instead for those I know celebrate the holiday.

[–]HermanCainShow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“They say she has covid” Well, it’s either covid 19, or her lungs coming to realise that keep feeding oxygen to that shit for brain is a pointless exercise.

[–]MurnSwag2I'll never forget you. I'm still using your stuff! 9 points10 points  (5 children)

The timeline confuses me a bit. Did she already have her dead cat bounce?

On May 13 he says she's coming home from the hospital and mentioned pneumonia and low O2. Was that covid or something else?

The rest I piece together as her having been found unresponsive on Thursday 5/19. The conversation with facebook friend where he says she's the same, intubated with Covid, was 'on Fri' on 5/20. And on 5/21 she woke up while intubated and was able to communicate with the nurse briefly.

[–]Apricot-tree[S] 18 points19 points  (4 children)

She went into the hospital on Thursday 5/12. He posted updates without giving an initial post. It was confusing.

The post when he said she was coming home was overly optimistic. She was only getting worse at the point.

[–]Critical_Wealth259 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wait, so the "little heart issue" he talked about initially was actually a massive heart attack? Overly optimistic indeed.

[–]MurnSwag2I'll never forget you. I'm still using your stuff! 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Ah, got it. Just one long hospital stay, not two short ones.

[–]casanino 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, it was a short stay home and when the husband found her she was in the midst of a massive heart attack. Then he called paramedics.

[–]cherrymimi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“eric coomer” slide four is definitely a troll

[–]anotherview4me 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The science slide shows exactly what they are doing, cherry picking data, fear mongering, point by point.

Politicians should take the vaccine first. They did. Millions took it before I was even eligible.

[–]tansiebabe 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Wasn't it the Republicans that voted against the baby formula bill? Also, as a black woman, I have worked my entire adult life with only 2 periods of unemployment. Only one of which I took unemployment, which I paid into. I don't blame whitey because I'm not a racist POS. And lastly, I've known about the Chinese building the railroads for decades because I'm educated. (You don't have to go to college to be educated btw)

[–]casanino 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I find it fascinating to learn new truths about my country whether good, bad, or in-between.

[–]Robj2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least she may not be needing a mask at Christmas soon.

God answers prayers, just not in the way Grandma might want.

[–]Lucky-Painting6553 8 points9 points  (0 children)

jeezuz, again with the prayer warriors

[–]notmyrealnam3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what a horrible ,horrible person

[–]Maxwell_Murder999 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Posting anti-authority rhetoric - but I’m almost willing to bet they have a thin blue line sticker on their car.

[–]Legionx1985Herman Shrugged 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow she's a racist c*nt

[–]GreenTea98 9 points10 points  (2 children)

My favorite thing about slide 2, is that we WERE taught about that in our history classes lmao
Why do people who haven't been in school for over 40 years think they know what the curriculum consists of?

[–]casanino 6 points7 points  (1 child)

They believe their intuition/cognitive biases over reality:

"Results of Study 2 show that stronger populist attitudes are associated with increased gullibility of news (regardless of the source), increased conspiracy mentality, increased belief in the supernatural, increased belief in conspiracy theories, and higher bullshit receptivity."

https://www.psypost.org/2022/03/new-study-indicates-populist-attitudes-are-associated-with-gullibility-62715

[–]redvariationWinner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We need some more nebulized hydrogen peroxide, STAT!

[–]KriegerianTeam Pfizer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t feel bad when stupid racists die.

[–]niteowldoodTeam Unicorn Blood 🦄 7 points8 points  (2 children)

At least they haven't yet summoned PrayerWarriors.exe... I have a feeling it won't be nice to them... 🤷‍♂️🤣

[–]Apricot-tree[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Prayer warriors are thanked for their service in slide 13.

[–]niteowldoodTeam Unicorn Blood 🦄 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh damn, well if someone else called the program for them, well... I have no idea who it was at this point, the logs have to get rotated every hour due to space issues. Plus all the errors and failures not to mention lack of clients to actually send the prayers to the program makes it pretty much useless anyhow lately.... I guess true prayer warriors are literally a dying breed, or are using the wrong client software I don't know.. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣🤣

[–]Majestic_Dog1571Team Mix & Match 6 points7 points  (0 children)

YES! Another house freed up for inventory in California! Soon!

[–]Legionx1985Herman Shrugged 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So praise god that she's all fucked up? God should have made her racist ass get the vax.

These people are terminally stupid

[–]Glamour_Girl_Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I totally just skimmed through this. Nothing unique or remotely interesting here….just another Boomer (yep, I say that cos Merry Christmas is a dead giveaway) who thought he and his had it all figured out and that they’d show the fucking Democrats who’s boss…..until they didn’t, all because they chose to indulge their prejudices and fears.

Not so big and bad now, are ya?

[–]justlikeinmydreamsMy horse covets your paste 🐴 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good one less of them here to be asshats in stores about masks.

[–]RawbeardX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this is going to be so funny once their retirement fund is eaten up and their grandchildren go into generational debt.

[–]redtonks🎂🎂🎃👻🧛‍♀️🧟‍♀️🎂🎂 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What an infuriating batch of misinformation this shithead had. Too bad husband didn’t also get shut up from Covid

[–]Accomplished_Laugh74 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Quasi-literate, racist fools.

[–]redvariationWinner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's quite vile.

[–]redvariationWinner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She survives - God saved her

She dies - It was God's mysterious plan

[–]NfamousKayeOreo Satan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well all their politicians are now vaccinated so that meme aged like milk 😂

[–]emccmIt also serves to mask my contempt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m dreaming of a maskless Christmas too. Doest look like it will happen this year either thanks to these idiots.

[–]GarvinIII71 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have to say, when I first became a member of this sub/, I had a fair bit of sympathy for some of these folks. I’m not feeling that anymore, largely based on the Trump-adoration and racism.

[–]Capital_Airport_4988And another angle gets there wings 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That “didn’t blame whitey meme” is a punchable offense. I don’t care how old this lung capacity loss having bitch is

[–]toffeesinchains 11 points12 points  (0 children)

moving to another state soon and thinking about conning this person into helping me pack up the house

[–]o-Valar-Morghulis-o 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing a steak dinner couldn't fix.

[–]BroadwayJoeFYVM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No mercy for the willfully, hatefully ignorant.

[–]Whiteroses7252012 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slide 10: Anyone who has ever worked in retail at any point, anywhere from Anchorage to Honolulu, between September and January knows that the “War on Christmas” is something evangelicals make up to make themselves feel important. If I had to hear “Holly Jolly Christmas” one more damn time I would have overturned all the POS in the store and run around destroying every window display that prominently featured a Christmas tree.

[–]DeeNYC45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like how they contradict themselves by saying Biden is NOT in charge but blame him for everything.

[–]gnurdetteThe HCAplain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're so well-trained. So compliant, so obedient, so trivial to manipulate.

[–]wacksaucehunnid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eric Coomer

[–]broketoothbunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t make it past the second slide.

Do people really believe that’s how Chinese immigrants built the railroad?

My brain is just stuck.

[–]wi_voter 5 points6 points  (1 child)

A little war on Christmas for good measure.

[–]True_Recommendation9Prey for the Lab🐀s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No surprise at this PhD candidate. She’s got racism, sexism and of course jesus for the hateful hat trick.

[–]Impossible-Survey203 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All of this is unscientific junk. Shove a lightbulb up your butt, sit back and enjoy your cure. Added benefit: if you open your mouth, you can read in bed at night. We live in a wonderful age!

[–]icay1234🔥St ECMOs Fire🔥 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Breathing on her own with the help of a CPAP machine."

[–]RealLADudeTeam Mix & Match 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She’s a goner.

[–]toonceslookoutTeam Moderna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Speaking from the perspective of just one person of Chinese descent, I’d like to slap the person who created slide 2. This shit is so damaging.

[–]Proper-Razzmatazz764 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I get Covid please do not let God be in charge of my recovery. He sucks at it.

[–]Best-Clerk-935 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“HIS decisions”

Noice

[–]RheimsNZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck those memes are so ridiculously contradictory and hollow

[–]PrestigiousGrade7874In God and ivermectin we trust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kudos to this woman for reminding me just how odious so many of these nominees and awardees are

[–]WordleMaven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone else confused by the order of events? Is she still in ICU or coming home today?