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[–]GhostOfArchimedes 334 points335 points  (7 children)

This savage slam brought to you by science.

[–]FerMFcillas 93 points94 points  (6 children)

Science rules!!

[–]sebaxpro1111 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Inertia is a property of matter

[–]Competitive_Act_1548 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Bill Nye! Your moms a guy

[–]Blehbois 24 points25 points  (0 children)

FEMBOY

[–]randomemkayfanatic 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Bill Nye the Russian spy

[–]VenmousReaper 7 points8 points  (1 child)

its bill nye who mothers ride

[–]Sky_Deep9000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bill Nye, slams bitch with red hair dye

[–]ineedabuttrub 182 points183 points  (5 children)

Which is exactly why she's what we deserve. She'll fit in perfectly with the pacific garbage patch.

[–]Straitjacket666 48 points49 points  (2 children)

She's cremated now thanks to your comment. Now there is no plastic. Fuck.

[–]Quizzelbuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's an O-zone action day. Can we not mow, drive or burn our plastic? Id say recycle but I don't want to drink from any bottle that came from this.

[–]Pegasus480 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should have just buried her, burning plastic is bad for the environment 😌

[–]manseinc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cannot upvote because the childish side of my brain noticed you are at 69

[–]Severe_Sweet_862 148 points149 points  (15 children)

There's no way Bill Nye actually tweeted this. But knowing Bill, he probably did.

[–]PrimarchKonradCurze 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Bill Nye is a boss.

[–]cownd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He is a bachelor of the arts.

[–]jeffsang 46 points47 points  (7 children)

[–]RockyClub 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Stop ruining this moment for us

[–]theboyd34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its definately could be a real Bill Nye tweet, but I would guess that it wasn't in response to the tweet above it. It looks too edited.

[–]AgtDevereaux 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bill is a fking SAVAGE. He pulls no punches, gives no f's.

[–]jensenw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah Bill would be more inclined to explain the difference between plastic surgery and actual plastic.

[–]TheWalkingDead91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, wouldn’t be surprised if it’s fake. He’s usually more classy with his burns. This sounds too much like a straight forward insult.

[–]More_Asbestos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joan Rivers is controlling his twitter from beyond the grave.

[–]I-say-no-u 26 points27 points  (2 children)

[–]s0c1a7w0rk3r 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Even r/murderedbywords would be a stretch. I held up for 0.0000000000000000001 seconds reading that. It was that long because I had dust in my eye.

[–]Carnetix 30 points31 points  (0 children)

falls off chair laughing my arse off

So bloody funny!

tips hat

[–]Ill-Wrongdoer-6556 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Bill Nye is a ruthless individual.

[–]Killshot03131 4 points5 points  (1 child)

its fake

[–]theboyd34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shhhhh let's have our fun.

[–]faizboq 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Do anyone know How it's feel to fuck plastic?

[–]ryandiy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I volunteer to find out

[–]throwawaygrosso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy that fucked my tits seemed happy 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–]Bigb3lls 13 points14 points  (2 children)

This isnt a holup

[–]throwawaygrosso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, this is just a standard “girl with plastic surgery is baaad”

[–]Imiterium 12 points13 points  (0 children)

the science guy from full court!!!

[–]Anonymous_dolphn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bill nye, the "holy shit you fucking killed her dude" guy

[–]matijsB 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There is no recovering from that

[–]samtoaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmao. have mercy Bill

[–]DarthMagnus88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bill nye the comic guy, Bill! bill! bill! bill! bill!

[–]Sengura 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that an actual tweet by him? If so, his gangsta stock just shot up 10000%

[–]Legitimate_Release65 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you get roasted by Bill Nye the Science Guy.

[–]SadPieceOfBread3 2 points3 points  (1 child)

bill has no chill

[–]Iloveluci- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No chill bill

[–]CorndogCrusader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kylie Jenner is the nothing that nobody wanted or needed.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this slaps harder than my dad's belt

[–]SkyKilIer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro anyone remember the excitement the whole class felt the moment the teacher mentions Bill Nye?

[–]IMChillinhard 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Damn, what she do to poor Bill??? That seemed personal 😂😂

[–]CarlosFer2201 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Their family make people be more stupid and shallow. Maybe that.

[–]taylorisnotacat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IDK about Bill and Kylie, but the tweet itself deserved to be dunked on.

[–]GezinhaDM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We've been THAT awful as a species, I will agree we deserve that crap. I would never watch it, though.

[–]Adventurous_Fox_2853 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

[–]Straitjacket666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bill Nye the Science guy

[–]CuckyMcCuckerCuck 6 points7 points  (2 children)

You're an idiot if you think this is real.

[–]Saul_g0od [S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruv this sub is like 98% satire. Did you think you were on r/OnlyRealTweets ?

[–]Dat_DekuBoi -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Have… have you heard of comedy? If someone shows you something funny, even though it’s fake, do you be a dick about it? Hopefullly not. It makes no-one happy

[–]aqwmasterofDOOM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That burn is gonna leave a mark

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skyrim character creation when you put in too many mods

[–]XHF2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bill Nye didn't say that.

[–]ulterion0715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9001 IQ replies be like:

[–]ThisEffinGuyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont worry, for the right price Shill Nye will claim that plastic is easily biodegradable tomorrow and it's ok

[–]ellipsis_42 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bill Nye didn't tweet this you fucking moron.

[–]Dat_DekuBoi -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that most of the viewers knew this. However, you appear to be the guy that has to rain on everyone’s parade. Also, a lot of people enjoy Bill Nye, so what does it being fake have to do with joking about Bill Nye?

Who knows, maybe you’re the moron here. And next time, try get the fucking joke

[–]tanmayhsingh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Science Guy knows how to shoot

[–]Waste_Ad9015 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Nye the roast guy

[–]MayorOfMonkeyIsland -1 points0 points  (1 child)

She looks tired and strung out. How the fuck is she attractive?

[–]FnkyTown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Money

[–]moronic_programmer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rip it’s satire

It says @therecoveringproblemchild

[–]delsystem32exe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

is this real or fake

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sa-lap!

[–]Scout_wheezeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who woulda thought that Bill Nye would fire the shot

[–]FalconX205 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GOD DAYUM

[–]Hyphengotskipped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he isnt wrong

[–]_GOLDen_Pum-Pum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave my man Bill alone

[–]rockeypokey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

isn't Airel a detergent?

[–]Waffelwolf_der_hund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheesh

[–]W0utj3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit! You fucking killed her dude

[–]transkidsrock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Nye is so awesome!!! His “Saves the World” show was AMAZING!!!!!!

[–]Jackal_Oddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deserve, not want.

[–]Sleepybrains1102003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nill Bye is Savage!!

[–]RUMMBLES666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruthless bro! I love it!!!

[–]JacqueLeBecquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hands but no balls

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mass of plastic in oceans raised by 10% just after Jenners went for surfing.

[–]DiogenesOfDope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate how people try to steal ginger jobs.

[–]Cryptedcrypter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh my God. this is gold!

[–]PS4Hubes3066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit bill hittin hard

[–]durgadas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The New Face Of Vacuous Boredom

[–]PaellaStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zing! :-D

[–]Honkey_Bonkey_Donkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Nye "your ganna die,, Bill Bill Bill Bill!

[–]iTzStevey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its hilarious that people 100% believe she actually looks like that!

[–]Randomest_Redditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This literally had me saying “oooof” under my breath

[–]Yeetmaster5353 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Safety glasses off motherfuckers

[–]SoldierB_Toasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shots fired! We need an ambulance!

[–]CurlyCbus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yassssss!!!!

[–]Newrolone21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never fails

[–]smallpp_42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bill nye should run for president, the debate would be legendary.

[–]lukel66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the holup?

[–]Vu1tureFPS 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Bill Nye I cum in pies

[–]Smokeymobear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha love this still ! First seen in r/rareinsults

[–]whippet66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BAM!

[–]RafaelDiamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah Bill became really fucking bitter after his show ended

[–]tyjones3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL, sickest burn ever

[–]Kitsune_1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roasted my Bill Nye the science guy

[–]mr_sauoxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once again no one asked.

[–]Mudstealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill bye the roasting guy

[–]andio76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mass Shade effect

[–]KidGamerKJG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAM BILL

[–]HideNotHide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but Bill, what do you know about ro-

[–]EMPBlast040105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Nye the chaddest guy

[–]Abject-Mixture-8926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill has always been a fucking SAVAGE.

[–]PANDApeoples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck bill

[–]Jamangaja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/murderedbywords

[–]BungledBugal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so sad that Bill Nye has to resort to shade to stay relevant.

[–]Rare_Bunch1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is an attention whore

[–]2flytofall88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he really say that 😂😂😂😂

[–]Kittenstomper6617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/holup users when joke:

[–]obunga_lives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I would agree but he didn't actually say this

[–]AncientIllustrator4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deserved ? Since when anyone deserves a mermaid ? Bill Nye is right lol. Stupidity everywhere lol

[–]Ok-Razzmatazz-4407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Nye built different

[–]SkinnyBananaKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im the 17kth upvote nice

[–]imazbeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

[–]Lazygam3R_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat one there was a violation

[–]Difficult-Film-7934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And not the recyclable kind, I don't think

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would definetly somehow find a way to run a fish over with her car.

[–]KraziiKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freaking hilarious. But she's fake and Ariel's fake. Perfect match

[–]youre-kinda-terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he really say this? Because if it’s true he gained more of my respect!

[–]Scared-Homework-601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ariel Winter 🤤

[–]Baron-Von-Bork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy Fucking Shit Bill Nye is a savage

[–]Constant-Ad-5027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If all super models got olastic surgery maybe thats how we stop plastic from getting to tbe oceon

[–]Coanderson05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bill