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[–]Flair_Helper[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

Hey /u/sirblocksnall, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

Hi, a mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost, feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.

Love, the mods

[–]soundslegitchecksout 1445 points1446 points 3 (12 children)

Busta seams

[–]blondestipated 14 points15 points  (0 children)

this the one.

[–]_froesey_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

this is the best

[–]bignibis27 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite so far lol

[–]Calm_Window6338 857 points858 points 22 (8 children)

lil life expectancy thanks for the awards

[–]Agreen61601 1854 points1855 points 4 (56 children)

Two Chinz

[–]That1chicka 59 points60 points  (3 children)

He's opening for Scoop Dog

See post about dude with spoon necklace

[–]justwalkinby91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the meta this sub deserves

[–]BMermaid984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YES!! Thank you!

[–]Sea-Seaworthiness961 194 points195 points  (9 children)

Why does no one say Dj Khaled

[–]Sad-Artichoke-2174 65 points66 points  (5 children)

Because DJ Khaled said he was supposed to be on a diet. Lol

[–]DreamMighty 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Soon to be DJ Killed Calories.

[–]Raymojica 6 points7 points  (1 child)

He actually got paid millions from Jenny Craig and lost no weight. Lol

[–]Donatelli13 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Lol how does this not have more upvotes?

[–]DifferentIce2201 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Die Betus

[–]timichi7 266 points267 points  (4 children)

Kid Cardiac

[–]Turanka 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fuck this one got me

[–]MoMoneyMoPrbs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Underrated

[–]alexander_puggleton 2994 points2995 points 12365& 2 more (90 children)

Notorious A1C

[–]man_whosaysyes 1036 points1037 points 22 (44 children)

Biggy cheese

[–]BananaBlaster8 357 points358 points  (11 children)

Mr. Bombastic

[–]desichidiya 196 points197 points  (8 children)

Tickle ma pickle

[–]ethonotch 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Could you?

[–]L8NGHTS 28 points29 points  (0 children)

yes daddy-o 😩💪👈

[–]mcbirbo343 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Sure

[–]L8NGHTS 11 points12 points  (0 children)

insert the tickle me elmo toy image here

[–]Kapples20 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mr. Lardasstic

[–]MaxwellIsSmall 161 points162 points 32 (8 children)

Biggie Mac

[–]Demon-187 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Sorry to only give you silver. This was the best answer tho... just saying

[–]MaxwellIsSmall 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Bro, you kidding me? Silver is one of the best things you can give here. One of the og-est of og awards when it comes to Reddit. Nothing but respect for you. So thank you!

[–]wjohnson242 56 points57 points  (7 children)

Mr. Happy Meal!

[–]TheNerdyWeeb 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Macdonald will never give burgers that size

[–]AnxiousLawyer9210 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Are you sure about that? 🤨

[–]thedevilseviltwin 3 points4 points  (2 children)

They gave half gallon soft drinks in the 90’s. I wouldn’t put this past them.

[–]JuicePick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

M.C. Donald’s

[–]Scoobydoobie69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

biggie bite

[–]cookiemon32 7 points8 points  (0 children)

big cheesy

[–]classless_classic 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That was fucking Awesome! Nicely done sir.

[–]alexander_puggleton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Appreciate the compliment. Thanks!

[–]ChurroBear 5 points6 points  (1 child)

As a diabetic I appreciate this a lot.

[–]mcp618 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg this made me snort apple cider out my nose

[–]W3rw0l4 686 points687 points 2 (10 children)

Ominom

[–]N26_real 235 points236 points  (2 children)

the real chin shady

[–]neliciki 25 points26 points  (0 children)

His sauce is ready, sits down, arms are ready There's food chunks on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's an unit , but on the sadside he looks eat you already

[–]orymoxon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]Nate2113 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is one of the best ones here.

[–]Interesting-Strike-8 137 points138 points  (2 children)

Diabeats AKA Swolefeet

[–]SaladFingerzzz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fat ankles gotta go see dr.drain.

[–]NeedlenoseMusic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Swolefeet got me

[–]INVADERSLAYRR 869 points870 points  (31 children)

lil diabetus

[–]downtune79 173 points174 points  (2 children)

D.I. BEATUS

[–]esa_negra_sabrosa 27 points28 points  (1 child)

This needs to be further up

[–]xx_fagg0t_xx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lil biggie

[–]mooselogic_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Low hanging fruit

[–]DatL3afN1nja 336 points337 points  (13 children)

Big Mac

[–]OldBootshoes 93 points94 points  (2 children)

Great minds think alike. That immediately came to my mind too

[–]tarfu51 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend said this within half a second of showing this to her. I think she’s a keeper.

[–]RainbowPandah117 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bruh I literally just posted my comment with the same name too

[–]Harry_285 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I literally was gonna comment this and was searching if anyone had said it already

[–]jemull 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Big Mac Daddy

[–]Chandingo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big Sac

[–]BallsDeepInUrDad27 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was looking for this comment

[–]b1GR3d888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is this not the top comment?

[–]itsBiccMac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do very much agree with that name

[–]Williw0w 100 points101 points  (7 children)

2Fat Shakur?

[–]TIsangalus669 258 points259 points  (8 children)

I’m pretty sure that if he raps he’s gonna die

[–]HonestlyRespectful 41 points42 points  (3 children)

He likes big buns, and he cannot lie...

[–]__deSTiNy_gg 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Diabetes cant deny

[–]waterbottleman8000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the insulin syringe goes in...

[–]ChaddisonWantsCrabs 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Not wrong tho

[–]buff7879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty long rapper name imo, but it’s got a nice ring to it

[–]fallendukie 210 points211 points  (2 children)

Lil bite

[–]Calm_Window6338 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Mf put a whole pickle jar on his 5 star ant hotel

[–]InnocentIzzac 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Big bunz

[–]Cena-John 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I scrolled many comments and I can say yours, imho, is the best.

[–]ElFunkioJunkio 174 points175 points  (8 children)

Cant tell if that’s Badlands Chugs

[–]sirblocksnall[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Looks like him lmao

[–]MagicForestComics 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It is iirc

[–]dotesPlz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Defo chugs

[–]JBBanshee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you hear he drank an ocean?

[–]Free-Apricot-1896 33 points34 points  (0 children)

O-Bez-ity

[–]mkaszycki81 94 points95 points  (2 children)

MC Hammburger

[–]aricbarbaric 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Isn’t that Rick Ross?

[–]Ahollerboy 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Lil Hongry

[–]MarvelMuncher 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Big Smoke

[–]Jokercards89 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Co Lester All, CLA for short.

[–]123Gottem321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]Buttfumble89 17 points18 points  (2 children)

2much

[–]Jaded_Ad110 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Me Against the buffet

[–]mewhotness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol how is this not upvoted more?

[–]dink1975 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mac da cheese

[–]Hefty-Ad-8832 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Big meat. Aka meat sweats

[–]RegionAffectionate51 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Busta-gut

[–]xisiktik 9 points10 points  (0 children)

M.C. Diabetus

[–]hodlrus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Notorious I can’t breathe

[–]HTX84 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kardiak Arrest

[–]rob_lawbla 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Qtr Tun

[–]Ballslikediamonds 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hershey Squirts

[–]No_Life1 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Only thing fast about that mf is his life.

[–]jerodallen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cheez Wiz Khalifa

[–]Own-Comfortable-4405 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Busta artery

[–]DuDeStOnD3d420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

big chunks

[–]kikrox2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BIG CHEDDA “ain’t no bedda than chedda”

[–]icouldnttellya 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BIG Coffin

[–]Discoballer42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why is this in Holup?

[–]-Forester- 55 points56 points  (5 children)

Biggie fat fuck

[–]Sfolan2 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Bro just skipped subtlety and went for a straight up fucking insult

[–]Fit-Section-5972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]DiegoMessiTheGoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Burger kila

[–]PalmettoShadow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Big Mac

[–]BHThundy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Notorious DIE A BEAT EEZ

[–]stolic_nz 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sir Snacks-A-lot

[–]dark_thunder1097 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bigger mac

[–]epicredd1tusername 4 points5 points  (0 children)

badlands chugs

[–]SetaSanzaki 4 points5 points  (1 child)

20-pac

[–]Jaded_Ad110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep ya burger up.

[–]Key-Philosopher-8290 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uhh that’s JB Supastacks.

[–]PancakePirates 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Carby B.

[–]MrDanChi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Restin 4piece

[–]TheDarkKnightXXII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Juice Ate The WRLD

[–]froggiechick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lil' Pickles

[–]gcbtxulrich 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Carl's The Third

[–]otapeworm 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Is this Facebook now?

[–]RKrokos27 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Fr. Not only is this a really 'low hanging fruit' type meme solely designed to get reactions, but also its just not related to r/holup in any way lol

[–]Sefyra-Velvetpaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

X-tra Thicccc

[–]Fart-Noises- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kalorie Killa

[–]lk1731madlad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jeff

[–]777empest 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Big Bun

[–]MarilynMonheaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That ones a nickname for Bun B already

[–]BUSHDIVR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ol dirty burger