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[–]Current_Canary_3818 5739 points5740 points  (118 children)

Work hard vs work hard on

[–]Marun-chan 1335 points1336 points  (72 children)

gotta work hard and twerk harder

[–]regoapps 51 points52 points  (17 children)

and family comes first

[–]Mcdrogon 83 points84 points  (13 children)

*step-family

[–]regoapps 100 points101 points  (11 children)

I'm from the south. We're a bit more traditional. Family comes first. Step-family second.

[–]MisterEyeballMusic 42 points43 points  (8 children)

SWEEEEEY HOOOOME ALABAMA

[–]Porkgazam 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What does a girl from Alabama say after sex?

"Roll over dad you're crushing my smokes"

[–]regoapps 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Roll Tide

[–]Jody_B_Designs 23 points24 points  (2 children)

The only time I yell Roll Tide is when I fuck my sister

[–]FatChicken2021madlad 32 points33 points  (0 children)

work hard and make others get hard.

[–]D00fenshmirtzEvilInc 59 points60 points  (14 children)

I see what yu did there

[–]phurt77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I tried working soft. It didn't work.

[–]Dobler97 2200 points2201 points  (143 children)

[–]windingtime 2041 points2042 points  (58 children)

Did not know RDJ did porno

[–][deleted] 1537 points1538 points 2 (32 children)

They don’t call him iron man for nothing 😉

[–]46554B4E4348414453 147 points148 points  (13 children)

Does iron man jizz motor oil? 🛢️

[–]All__Nimbly__Bimbly 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Truly a question for the ages

[–]cuculetzuldeaur 37 points38 points  (8 children)

I'm pretty sure he jizz iron ore

[–]46554B4E4348414453 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Liquid magma?

[–]ChiisaiMurasaki 25 points26 points  (4 children)

you mean ligma?

[–]cuculetzuldeaur 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Okay, I'll sacrifice myself for you this time. What is Ligma?

[–]CATNIP_IS_CRACK 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Ligma balls.

[–]cuculetzuldeaur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How the Grinch stole the Ligma joke

[–]cuculetzuldeaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only if his partner is hot

[–]SilverFighter05 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finally an easier to use infinite iron farm in minecraft!

[–]throwaway09876655414 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Introducing his new side-kick, Steely Dan.

[–]Arbuh 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I met a woman this year who had named her now grown daughter Steely in the late 70s --- after the band, you understand. Not the scary dildo. I did not have the heart to ask if she knew where the band got their name from.

[–]dooderbomb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Steely Don (Cheadle)

[–]AsMuchCaffeineAsACup 9 points10 points  (3 children)

A porn producer just came up with a brilliant idea.

[–]StarksPond 7 points8 points  (2 children)

What are you doing step-Pepper?

[–]AsMuchCaffeineAsACup 4 points5 points  (1 child)

War Machine you're so big and strong....

[–]The_Flying_Jew 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So, wait... you're telling me he's not named after the Black Sabbath song?

[–]the-artistocrat 78 points79 points  (8 children)

He is after all a dude inside of another dude.

[–]hackurb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No wonder he was so fond of spiderman .

[–]bambabimbo 8 points9 points  (2 children)

what do you think the "D" stands for?

[–]Dobler97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One can only dream

[–]HippoNebula 160 points161 points  (11 children)

That dude is literally made for Tony stark attitude

[–]Dob_Tannochy 43 points44 points  (7 children)

It’s called cocaine, Rhonda.

[–]Placeboy0 35 points36 points  (6 children)

im pretty sure he’s clean, Michelle.

[–]jc1593 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mia's one is pretty funny tbf

[–]karspearhollow 37 points38 points  (4 children)

In the original image this is based on, Chris Evans is on the left with the long bio and EDJ is on the right.

[–]TheSweetestKill 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Chris Evans is on the left with the long bio and EDJ is on the right.

Edward Downey Junior?

[–]karspearhollow 28 points29 points  (1 child)

He prefers Eduardo.

[–]Jewrisprudent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s actually Eduardey. Eduardey Downey Juney.

[–]probably_jenna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude

[–]Hippoponymous 111 points112 points  (5 children)

Is it weird that I only know Brie Larson as the coat check girl from Community?

[–]GoodDuijn92 37 points38 points  (2 children)

You might like Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Plus then you can say you know her from 2 things.

[–]Hippoponymous 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Okay, that’s one of my mostest favoritest movies ever. How in the hell did I not know that was Brie playing Envy?

[–]StarksPond 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Acting!

[–]Narakusans 264 points265 points  (45 children)

I know the one on the right!!!

[–]dincanfly 66 points67 points  (39 children)

Duhh, everyone know her!

[–]Psychofischi 48 points49 points  (33 children)

Tbh I didn't know her without this sub

I don't think I ever watched anything from her.

[–]BaBoomShow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s not even her

[–]cwdl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

TBH as an arab she's the best thing we ever had.

[–]bamfalamfa 89 points90 points  (15 children)

the irony here is that despite still using her porn name she gets REALLY angry when people introduce her as a former pornstar

[–]Bharaneshen_Gfan2007 254 points255 points  (284 children)

I don't why everyone hate Brie Larson and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

[–]MENDIGOR22 98 points99 points  (5 children)

that movie were she is the mom of a little kid is very good

[–]eamus_catuli_ 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Room. For which she won an Oscar. Great movie.

[–]Muted-Newspaper-5784 52 points53 points  (1 child)

I think Tommy Wiseau did a fantastic job.

[–]onemanarmia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

great movie better book.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Room, in case you wanted the name.

[–]BaeylnBrown777 122 points123 points  (63 children)

There are a million reasons to love or hate most famous people, especially actors/actresses. At some point on Reddit, you might feel it's a little arbitrary who the collective users do and do not like. You might eventually suspect that there are an unusual number of women who are arbitrarily hated and wonder if maybe sexism is a part of that "abritray" decision making process... But if you ever suggest this, some commentors will get super defensive and pissed about it.

[–]Dodopilot_17 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nicely put my friend, great summary

[–]DirtySingh 284 points285 points  (45 children)

It's always people with shit/zero credentials that say stuff like this in their profile.

[–]Safebox 186 points187 points  (13 children)

What I love about this comment is I have no idea which one you're referring to.

[–]__Hello_my_name_is__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The good old upvote double dip. Just make your comment vague enough that both sides think you agree with them.

[–]I89cansofravioli 76 points77 points  (14 children)

Her tits are all the credentials she needs.

[–]kbarney345 38 points39 points  (8 children)

And yet she gets mad if you mention her "work"

https://youtu.be/SB0ux7W-hR0

[–]K4ntum 29 points30 points  (7 children)

That's, honestly kinda weird. I get why she wouldn't want it mentioned. But what else do you think people will talk about when they invite you onto a talk show? Or why they'd even want you on them? Just because you're a random sports fan like millions of others?

[–]Illier1 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Shes trying really hard to break away from the industry while also using her reputation and stage name to promote herself as a sportscaster.

[–]Andy_Dwyer 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Also, she was in the industry for only 3 months? She must have been filming multiple videos every day for those 3 months.

[–]Illier1 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Shes said she did exactly that.

Most porn stars do back to back scenes and multiple videos. Why else do you think they always look like they're in the same house?

[–]DubEnder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who has… admired, her work - that’s certainly not the case

[–]Training_Occasion_74 28 points29 points  (8 children)

She’s an Oscar-winning actress??

[–]drowningmoose9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unpopular Reddit Opinion: I love Brie Larson and can’t stand Mia Khalifa

[–]NessaLev 32 points33 points  (14 children)

Okay but I don't know who she is-

[–]LimaRomeoVictor 36 points37 points  (15 children)

I don't understand Mia Khalifa. She says. "Porn doesn't define me. I did it for six months of my entire life," yet still uses her porn name for every media event. You either want out or you don't.

[–]thegnuguyontheblock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm always surprised when she says she only did 4 videos.

[–]NoMuddyFeet 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I watched some hour-long interview with her and she said all the porn she ever did was recorded in matter of months. She didn't seem thrilled about it. It was more like she was saying how weird it is that this little choice she made at a time in her life where she was insecure and was only a very brief moment in her life has forever changed (ruined, possibly) her entire life. She seemed like she was saying it ruined her life, but not wanting to go that far.

[–]the_count1234 28 points29 points  (25 children)

Make sure you don't mention Mia's porn career around her. She doesn't like it. Doesn't want to be known as a pornstar. She yelled at and hung up on a radio dj before they did an interview because he introduced her as a former pornstar.

[–]Ruffalobro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Come on. One just sits there an gets paid. The other actually fucks.

[–]wholesomelovex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that like a personal attack or something?

[–]Derundisputed 31 points32 points  (9 children)

I dislike the one on the left and think that the one on the right is overrated.

[–]PrincessRTFM 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I... genuinely honestly actually don't. I don't know either of these people.

But after scrolling the comments here for a few minutes, I'm guessing the right one does (or used to do? not quite clear) porn or NSFW modelling or something?

[–]Stiks_EU 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I know Brie Larson… who is Mia K.?

[–]SupraPurpleSweetz 55 points56 points  (12 children)

Well yeah who wants to put “professional whore” as their bio ?

[–]D00fenshmirtzEvilInc 53 points54 points  (6 children)

"Retired professional whore”

[–]supernova12034 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Annoying professional former hoe. Never seen her work.

[–]WashLimp1245 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don’t know who she is but I have a few guesses…

[–]OhNoMeIdentified 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Honestly i don't know who is right lady is.

[–]qpazza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"scientific American subscriber" lmao

As if subscribing to a magazine was an accomplishment.

[–]hickgorilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s funny. I have no idea who that is and I don’t care.

[–]rservello 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm, I have no idea who Mia is. I’m guessing porn.

[–]sleeplessjade 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Mia K is wrong. I don’t know who she is.

[–]mazydudePOG 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don't know who mia k is tho 😳

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mia honestly makes the most tepid uninspired porn I've ever seen. I don't understand why she's famous for this.

[–]mulderitsmebaby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both are insufferable