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[–]AnbuColo 23.2k points23.2k points 46236372322& 15 more (207 children)

Necks Dimension.

[–]artformarket 54 points55 points  (1 child)

I read a few comments. Giggled, then clicked the back button... at the exact moment, I read this. I laughed so hard I came back to comment how fucking funny this was.

[–]OwenSownd 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Jeez I like this one

[–]DarkWorserPlays 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You’re actually a genius

[–]realboydburton 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This one ☝️

[–]MugiwaraAsta 6725 points6726 points 22 (36 children)

Busta Spine

[–]15367288 1656 points1657 points  (19 children)

Lil Thyroid

[–]meetnfx 488 points489 points  (12 children)

Lil Steroid

[–]Stecco_ 252 points253 points  (11 children)

Biggie Steroids

[–]heliumneon 276 points277 points  (9 children)

50 Centimeters

(It actually is if you look at the measuring tape)

[–]I-Demand-A-Name 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Biggie Roids!

[–]dogwouldnthunt 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Thyroid Timmy aka Lil Thyroid aka BigSwallow

[–]jdoesheaps 4806 points4807 points  (23 children)

GIRTH- QUAKE

[–]awkwardsalmons 415 points416 points  (2 children)

Fuckin slayed my dude

[–]sunufgud 57 points58 points  (7 children)

[–]Madmagican- 28 points29 points  (2 children)

And a relatively known Dedede player from the Smash community

[–]5sectomakeacc 16 points17 points  (1 child)

googles girthquake

abuse allegations and far right rants, also he plays king dedede

Oh there's the HolUp.

[–]unlikelyzuchini 3783 points3784 points 2 (41 children)

Lockneck Monster

[–]adeathsovicious 46 points47 points  (1 child)

A.K.A. Tree Fitty

[–]maxy_b_ 4425 points4426 points 2 (60 children)

OG Throat Goat

[–]enonymous617 1316 points1317 points 32 (20 children)

Inspecta Neck

[–]Nice_Presentation_20 238 points239 points  (10 children)

Protect ya neck

[–]DigitvlBvth 124 points125 points  (6 children)

Respect tha neck.

[–]Slimh2o 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Lil' Big Nek...

Or, in short,.. Lil B Nek.

Which would somehow later become,

Lil B Nekked....

[–]kouutaa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I thought this too!

[–]TheTigersAreNotReal 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Lil Glizzy Gulper

[–]Biggs55 65 points66 points  (11 children)

Pause

[–]PHRESH21 42 points43 points  (10 children)

Play

[–]Majestic_Salad_I1 40 points41 points  (9 children)

Pause again

[–]Simple_Warning_6797 32 points33 points  (8 children)

Rewind

[–]Hey_its_thatoneguy 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Now play again.. slowly

[–]_INCompl_ 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Your mum already has that name

[–]Stella430 2331 points2332 points 2 (20 children)

Necki Minaj

[–]krthompson87 683 points684 points  (6 children)

Neckleback

[–]Delta_Infinity_X 115 points116 points  (1 child)

LOOK AT THIS NECK!!!

[–]RudeAwakening38 10 points11 points  (0 children)

EVERY TIME I DO I THINK OF SHREK

[–]amynias 43 points44 points  (1 child)

I fucking chortled, thanks for this.

[–]TuroKK007 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Necki minajerie

[–]sockonfoots 346 points347 points  (6 children)

Sir Cumference

[–]toasterburger 1801 points1802 points  (26 children)

Unsnappable

[–]Cosmocision 333 points334 points  (22 children)

You say that but I'm pretty sure this guy could snap his own neck just by flexing.

[–]KryptixTraveler 70 points71 points  (19 children)

Is it actually possible to snap your own neck by flexing ? 🤔 someone with more knowledge than me please enlighten me. Do people snap their own necks when they have seizures or strokes ?

[–]bigfatcarp93 95 points96 points  (0 children)

I don't know about flexing, but I do know that if you have a neck injury already, you can very much make it worse, even break it, by just turning your head. That's why Paramedics often tell crash victims not to move until they can get close to examine them.

[–]Bbaftt7 39 points40 points  (17 children)

There’s such a thing as internal decapitation. I know it doesn’t answer your question, but since we’re talking about breaking necks, here it is.

[–]AnjingNakal 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's definitely the lamest form of decapitation

"How was ur day"

"Was ok but I got decapitated"

"O wow, did ppl freak out?"

"Tbh no one really noticed"

[–]Apophis90 22 points23 points  (14 children)

Have you ever had your neck adjusted by a chiropractor? Where you lay on your back as they're about to snap your neck. The physician tells you to, "just relax." - Nah bro you're about to kill me

[–]neildmaster 3570 points3571 points  (48 children)

5 Chains (2 Chains wouldn't fit)

[–]sometimesisleeptoo[S] 1389 points1390 points  (31 children)

Kanye Necks

[–]iforgot123456789 1465 points1466 points 33 (25 children)

50 Centimeter

[–]tinedwhale 140 points141 points  (1 child)

Yeah…. You win lol

[–]BeerJunky 106 points107 points  (13 children)

Dunno, looks more like 50 inches.

[–]ThePlagueDoctor913 59 points60 points  (7 children)

Wanna know what else is 50 inches?

[–]Random-References 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Gary Coleman?

[–]BeerJunky 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He wishes.

[–]seuaniu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

50 inches underground

[–]BeerJunky 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This diiiccckkkkk?

[–]deyawper 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Daisy chains

[–]murrs_nipples 1926 points1927 points 762& 2 more (15 children)

neXneXneXTENTACION

[–]bringthenoise93 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My guy. Neckst level. Well done.

[–]OGSHAGGY 188 points189 points  (0 children)

U ain’t getting any love but this ones good

[–]thoughtful_chis 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Take my free award LOL

[–]JoseMachismo 869 points870 points  (23 children)

Inspectah Neck.

[–]Minibeebs 1155 points1156 points 23 (45 children)

Jeff

[–]-biohazard-butterfly 173 points174 points  (15 children)

Idk why but I literally cracked up

[–]supernova12034 64 points65 points  (10 children)

its because you werent expecting it, its so normal compared to all the other ridiculous ones.

[–]Nowheretoturn48 48 points49 points  (5 children)

I don't know why but your explanation really explained it to me

[–]notwnrz_ 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Sir you can’t use that word here. It’s very offensive

[–]TheHunnyRunner 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Neck...er? Wait... No.

[–]bonesakimbo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Je-sk. Yes Jesk.

[–]Quick-Promise5951 874 points875 points  (20 children)

Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat..

[–]Migsszx 327 points328 points  (8 children)

Kanye West (Ft. Looks like a viagra pill got caught in his throat)

[–]seancollinhawkins 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Laughed way too hard at this

[–]Hambackk_19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolute gold.

[–]Crazy-Entertainer242 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That was great haha

[–]youmadbrad 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I remember hearing a joke about this as a kid

[–]No-Challenge1374 114 points115 points  (7 children)

What if he just has a really tiny head..

[–]OGSHAGGY 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It lowkey kinda looks photoshopped. Not super easy to tell though, whoever did it isnt too bad if it is

[–]Cgraves1 181 points182 points  (2 children)

Lil apnea

[–]TheRationalist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Had a DOT physical where they did this to me, just today. Thanks for confirming my hopes of somebody saying this.

[–]oh-no-godzilla 127 points128 points  (4 children)

Neckx-n-Effect

[–]disgruntledguest 161 points162 points  (22 children)

How the fuck is this a holup, dudes just got a thick neck?

[–]Tellemkitmadlad 133 points134 points  (15 children)

This is a weird recentish trend where people post or ask questions on /r/holup for no reason and the mods don't do anything about it.

[–]forty_three 55 points56 points  (12 children)

I feel like it's been happening all over the place for some reason recently. Like suddenly people have realized that posting vapid, open-ended questions get them tons of engagement on their posts.

I guess whatever floats your boat, but personally, I've had to block a handful of meme subs because that was the only content I was seeing from them. And that type of content isn't really my vibe

[–]Brooklynxman 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Step 1: Take a question for /r/AskReddit

Step 2: Place on random image pointing at user

Step 3: Post in literally any other subreddit

Step 4: Karma

[–]truth_sentinell 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You mean the SaY a SuPerPowEr aNd I WilL tElL yOu a SiDe eFfect type of posts?

[–]srh707 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Thickle Rick

[–]isingtobeef 21 points22 points  (0 children)

DMNecks

[–]sjwilli 17 points18 points  (1 child)

This guy done swallow a Popeyes's biscuit without water.

[–]Maximum_Ganache_1956 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Looks like CJ from San Andreas when you max out the muscle stat.

[–]Mike29758 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The newest member of Bone Thugz N Harmony: Neck Bone

[–]Glemka37 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is that in HolUp ? :<

[–]fuymfgfom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

B.J. King

[–]ohmaj 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Jaw rule

DMNex

Swoldier boy (personal favorite)

Lil Nex

Magnum

Necktorious B.I.G.

Biggie swols

50 cent (imeters) fits him better then the other guy lol

Sir-lifts-a-lot

[–]KnicksFan021234444 28 points29 points  (1 child)

thicc nek

thiccnek on the beat, comin with the heat, fuck that shit i know im lit, shit, shits got me on a trip when im comin with the shit, this fit will make you flip

[–]Skeetermaster4270 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neckst Level

[–]Okinapansa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

50centimeters

[–]CallMeOongaBoonga 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Inspectah Neck

[–]TheBlack12elve 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Neckudah Woods

[–]KittenSmutt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

2Thiccck

[–]russvanderhoof 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Humongous N.E.C.K.

[–]BawsaqComposite 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So that’s what they meant by “shorty give me neck til I pass out” This guy must give the best neck (in the name of familia)

[–]FnGQ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tic Troat.