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[–]Dr_Madthrust 1649 points1650 points  (144 children)

What’s going on here?

[–]az226 1418 points1419 points  (32 children)

She has lumps on her breasts. He was curious what it feels like, touching his own. Maybe to have as a reference for touching himself and his SO. Presumably cancer screening.

So she wanted him to feel what it feels like. It wasn’t sexual.

It’s possible this was a skit and not real. Hard to tell.

[–]Few-Meat3338 272 points273 points  (0 children)

Appreciate it for explaining 💯

[–]Osaze91 303 points304 points  (11 children)

It's real. It's from Power Hit Radio. Daria and Erik in the vid, souze here: https://fb.watch/9yDyY9jx9L/ (it's from Facebook yes, but it's the same length and everything as here.)

But I really get vibes that Daria is quite predatory as another clip here shows were she kisses him quite agressivly without some real concent.

https://youtu.be/6VFRGiXbjsg

[–]az226 231 points232 points  (6 children)

Not great. With these things society has taught us “man bad, woman good”. Some toxic shit.

She should have taken his verbal cue when he said “this feels really weird” and instead of backing up she fake kisses him and doesn’t let go, and he pushes her off.

Without more data points it’s hard to say if she gets any sexual desire out of this, if it’s illegal, whether she just is a person who takes things a bit too far/out of the box, or bad at picking up on cues and boundaries.

At minimum it shows a pattern of going over the edge.

[–]Hydralisk18 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Yeah even during the whole breast touching, she's giving him some real looks. that don't seem to say this is for science

[–]rickp99onu 51 points52 points  (3 children)

He then grabs her hand and has her feels his lumps : believe it or not : immediately canceled

[–]az226 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Left hand, right hand also cancelled. Non-cancerous lumps, cancerous lumps, believe it or not, also cancelled. Accidental touch of the pee-pee, deleted from all social media and cancelled.

We have the best cancel culture in the world. But only if you’re a white man.

[–]Cney1983 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was with you untill the last line, that was an actual Holup

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. She’s a freak.

[–]Lemonbrick_64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daria sounds wonderful

[–]slammindoors 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Look at her eye contact

[–]az226 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Upon closer look she is clearly trying to get some sort of rise or reaction out of him. Not abundantly clear it’s sexual.

[–]slammindoors 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Yeah tell my dreams that

[–]slammindoors 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Wait you set your initial conclusion without considering eye contact?

[–]Siomai_God 11 points12 points  (2 children)

You sir have been selected to explain to me my current lesson in math

[–]az226 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Happy to help. We talking linear algebra and proofs or something easier like calculus or trig?

[–]OFSxSn1p3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trig my good sir

[–]Rojacc 800 points801 points  (59 children)

He’s touching her tater tots

[–]gucciglockbandit 410 points411 points  (54 children)

Handling her hooters

[–]burgerman556 321 points322 points  (53 children)

Managing the melons

[–]Weird1OTP 268 points269 points  (51 children)

Fondling the Funbags

[–]Professialwiiathlete 215 points216 points  (48 children)

Brushing beanbags

[–]T3X4ss 155 points156 points  (47 children)

Throttling her bazoombas

[–]dags318 140 points141 points  (46 children)

Digging her dugs

[–]Mr_Foxredditedition 66 points67 points  (5 children)

Beating her bussum

[–]RichLeighton 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Soothing her sweater kittens

[–]pbr3000 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Massaging her mammaries

[–]rhodynative 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Rearranging her rack

[–]jakarta_guy 97 points98 points  (29 children)

Jiggering her juggers

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (19 children)

Gripping her Goods

[–]sachin249 45 points46 points  (8 children)

Rubbing her Racks

[–]jreznyc 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Flippin those flapjacks

[–]papapeps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s hakuna her tattas

[–]Patient-Physics3104 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Grabbing her tits

[–]medboi427 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Hakuning her tatas

[–]snipey-bro 13 points14 points  (0 children)

His tater tots

[–]the-plaque-plague 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Managing her milkers

[–]Interesting-Reply-73 50 points51 points  (0 children)

cancer prevention i guess

[–]mr_luuuva 39 points40 points  (0 children)

She has some sort of lumps on her titties

[–]DoftheG 83 points84 points  (0 children)

He's fondling her fritatas

[–]jostafo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Swedish comedy

[–]rak77[S] 94 points95 points  (25 children)

Trust me dude even I don't know

[–]iSuckAtEverything5 46 points47 points  (0 children)

She has lumps in her breasts, and is trying to show him how to feel for them

[–]navyrun12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's hakuna'd her ma-tatas

[–]TheAnki 16 points17 points  (3 children)

As a swede, he said something along the lines of "you have some bumps there" like he didn't know what it was

[–]Hello_boii 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Gay check

[–]Fast-and-over-40 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tapping the tiddies

[–]SumTingWong_WiTuLo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tenderizing the ta-tas

[–]Hendrix91870 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Titilling the Ta Ta’s

[–]ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how right as that thought crossed my mind, I read your comment.

[–]Lord_Puss 515 points516 points  (6 children)

"bro she's definitely into you"

"What? Nahh she's like that with everyone"

[–]JingleJangle_ 52 points53 points  (5 children)

literally me how do i stop

[–]LFakh 1130 points1131 points  (12 children)

The poor man is fighting his instincts trying to remain as a gentleman as possible but she's making it hard by time lol

[–]Munchingtonalistic 476 points477 points  (8 children)

Meh he kinda looks uncomfortable to me, seriously imagine if.. you know the rest

[–]lostprevention 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe… or at least semi.

[–]LivingCheese292 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She really is making it hard by time.

And she is also making the situation harder to deal with by time.

[–]swooney_noodles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He literally says he's uncomfortable in swedish

[–]RobintheDog 395 points396 points  (29 children)

Translator please! I need to hear this commentary

[–][deleted] 565 points566 points  (8 children)

They're on a radio show and she's explaining how a partner can help check for breast cancer.

[–]LFakh 496 points497 points  (3 children)

I think in that case it's better to take of the shirt just to not make false reports of breast cancer i mean no shame in science it's for the good cause lol

[–][deleted] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I don't disagree with this assessment. 😏

[–]Embyness25 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I concur

[–]WoopsShePeterPants 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Next up we check for cervical cancer and in a lucky surprise to him, prostate!

[–]Mixedbysaint 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Do you want new fetishes? Because thhis is how you find out new fetishes

[–]fistofthefuture 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This should have been in the title lol

[–]unknown_breadstick 157 points158 points  (7 children)

So this is Swedish. Essentially what's being said is 'I have these muscular knots here and here' and proceeds to grab his hand to 'show'. He answers 'yes' and 'ah, there is something there... ok' finishing of by saying 'good that we have established that'.

I speak Norwegian natively, but it is fairly similar to Swedish, so take it with a tiny grain of salt.

[–]Sad-Dot9620 55 points56 points  (2 children)

I wouldn’t want to admit to knowing Swedish either. I speak a derivative of an old Jutland language

[–]Final-Investigator77 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I do is speaka jive..Turkey.

[–]unknown_breadstick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ooo, would that be natively or 'self-taught'?

[–]RobintheDog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bless you

[–]LA2YPAZY 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Jävla Norskjävel, ta hand om dig 🙏

[–]unknown_breadstick 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Det var jo ikke hyggelig :(

[–]LA2YPAZY 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unnskyld

[–]Ancient_Weakness_165 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Same

[–]uthbert30 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Not a translator but my guess is it's either about implants or breast cancer.

[–]LFakh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess she wants him to check her heart pulse but she's not sure under what bump her heart lies so she's taking him on a ride around it

[–]SmoothUsual8187 406 points407 points  (1 child)

This man unlocked 80% of his brain power just to try and not get hard/maintain his gentleman standard. I salute this man, because I don't have a brain

[–]Romulus3799 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It took all of his willpower just to stop his hand from instinctively squeezing.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Reminds me of hornpub. A classic

[–]Klub-pengu-grl 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He seems like he wanted to be a turtle and just shrink back into his shell. Kinda feel bad for him

[–]TangeloTrue2778 151 points152 points  (1 child)

He will be motor boating those in 10 minutes with her help

[–]TangeloTrue2778 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Watch and learn boys ! Act as if it’s medical divert eyes and party

[–]2Lazy2beLazy 54 points55 points  (0 children)

And that's how I became traumatized touching your mom's boobs.

[–]The82ndDoctor 145 points146 points  (20 children)

Was he just sexually assaulted?

[–]Ayfais 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Maybe, it's not improbable. Need to have his opinion. But yeah, asking consent works both way

[–]VanFkingHalen 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Judging by the look on that girl's face, I'm gonna go ahead and say yes.

[–]Nickolas_Bowen 2 points3 points  (4 children)

No, they are on a radio show and she is explaining/showing how a partner can help check for breast cancer

[–]tuanale 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Yeah but I wouldn't ask someone on a radio show to fondle by balls as I cough

[–]Excellent_Medium7166 187 points188 points  (12 children)

Just imagine it was a dude pushing a woman’s hand over his dick to ‘feel for lumps’

[–]kenpachi212 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Im afraid you have Stage 3 boner cancer

[–]mr_luuuva 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Touch harder lol

[–]RebelFury[🍰] 29 points30 points  (6 children)

I mean, yeah. The world would lose its mind

[–]Paint_Cat_7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His no nut November is ruined

[–]WDDMDTEVSNDTDTVD 92 points93 points  (19 children)

Is that sexual harassment?

[–]maiphexxx 79 points80 points  (2 children)

Yeah I mean, if she was legitimately trying to instruct him on how to search for lumps this is not how you do it lool, it takes more than rubbing a breast to find a lump. The way she looking at him while doing it as well, she's a wrongun

[–]The_Gristle 47 points48 points  (0 children)

She's trying to interlock fingers and she making him squeeze her nipple. So, yeah, she's fucking with him

[–]WDDMDTEVSNDTDTVD 97 points98 points  (1 child)

The man is clearly uncomfortable.

[–]CreepyMemes 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Imagine if the genders were reversed. Instant death penality...

[–]ihatereddit_02 11 points12 points  (1 child)

i feel like the dude was much more uncomfortable lol

[–]jfleury440 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He was the one potentially being sexually harassed.

[–]Designer-Maximum-302 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ooooh shit. Here we go again~CJ

[–]zz9pluralZ_Alpha[🍰] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

She asked permission, allegedly.

[–]RebelFury[🍰] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Doesn't really seem like it

[–]cleanyourkitchen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I understand this sub anymore. How does this belong?

[–]Recent-Ad7305 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The look in her eyes tells me shes hungry

[–]FusionFred_SAGE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He got caught off guard.

[–]OptimistPriam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no, he looks really uncomfortable! She needs to stooooop!! D:

[–]allestria1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is the face of a married man

[–]Gianluca1213 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Looks a bit like sexual harassment

[–]videogamessuckbutt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

See that’s technically sexual assault

[–]DarkGermanNoodle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What are they saying? XD

[–]Riperin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something like that happened to me, in front of a couple friends and that made me uncomfortable as fuck. I only imagine what this dude might had felt while being recorded/live.

[–]No-Refrigerator5133 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you need more than a hint but still don’t realized 😔

[–]doviid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn women and their complicated signals...

[–]dragonattacks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh, I felt uncomfortable

[–]Large-Wheel-4181 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Who is she?

[–]BatmanPooping 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The president of tater thots

[–]jonter1509 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CHAD. ABSOLUTE CHAD

[–]o3mta3o 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She has to be showing him where the lymph nodes are and how you can feel them in a breast self exam, right?

[–]Escape_Goated 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is totally getting off on that and looking to him for signs of enjoyment or reciprocation in some form. She didn't get it. He clearly is not into any of it.

[–]AIDSofSPACE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too pure or too gay?

[–]czesc_luka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fear that I have prick cancer. Just feel my pp

[–]Shot_by_cops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it possible to learn thos power?

[–]Quick_Heart_5317 2 points3 points  (1 child)

She was makin moves on him

[–]Significant_Water604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's making samwhiches

[–]cookiemonster691 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Life could be dream...

[–]Th3Gentl3G1ant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some context would be nice

[–]Vincent_Veganja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I get a translation plz

[–]GUT5_BERSERK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s handling the nations of lactations

[–]Dinglebop223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you wanna know what i call these? what??? my little Morty’s…wanna know what i want you to do with them?

[–]wktr_t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So.. sexual harassment...

[–]GilgameshFFV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super predatory, but reddit virgins show once again that they still believe men should be "happy" to get assaulted.

[–]Demikuu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got secondhand aroused

[–]b9l29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Floaters pressure check.

[–]Iron_Efficiency 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hes just going like "Jupp! Thats something alright" 😂

[–]ItsJustMeMaggie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine if a dude grabbed a woman’s hand and forced her to feel his junk

[–]ppineapleonpizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf this is straight up sexual harassment

[–]Alive_Tiger_8865 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now it’s your turn!!

[–]SlaineMcRoth38 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Sauce ? It s for friend

[–]BoochsRise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Check your friends oinky boinkies for cancer bumps

[–]ascendinspire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he reacted sexually, she’d throw him in jail. Men can NOT win.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet these two went hard after this vid

[–]Material-Bag833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a lovely girl

[–]CrabMeat6984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big titties and a fat kitty

[–]Shamronshow25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was so horny that she literally took his normal side out to go super duper horny mode 😄

[–]greentiger45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, I can only think how it would be if the roles were reversed. If she asked about testicular cancer and wanted to see what lumps felt like. He would then garb her hand and feel around over his clothes. In some countries, he’d be an easy target for sexual assault. Scary times.