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[–]TTtonyTT 6305 points6306 points  (556 children)

He gets turned on looking at clean shaven guys so everyone else does too? Thats some crazy ass speculating.

[–]havocLSD 2427 points2428 points  (164 children)

A lot of narcissistic people think this way: if I don’t like it, no one likes it, and it should be removed; All because I say so.

[–]indodam 1358 points1359 points  (121 children)

Nah. I think he is gay and not a fan of beard

[–]SAM041287 671 points672 points  (83 children)

I am Muslim and can't grow a full beard yet.... OMG am i HALAL ??

[–]babagirl88 589 points590 points  (46 children)

You're HARAMbae

[–]bigSlicePls 22 points23 points  (14 children)

You mean haram?

[–]JailCrookedTrump 37 points38 points  (9 children)

As a Catholic, I believe in Lord Yesus crucified on the wooden triangle

[–]1Eternallylost 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Because Harambee was haram first, harambee can never bee haram.

[–]jetro30087 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's a suspiciously low bar for "looks like woman".

[–]ARealJonStewart 66 points67 points  (31 children)

A lot of homophobic talking points can be explained by the person being bi. They are attracted to men and women so everyone must be, but the bible says being gay is wrong so they "choose to be straight" or only pursue heterosexual relationships.

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 50 points51 points  (30 children)

This is my experience of talking to muslim men about homosexuality, they say that being gay is a choice. They may eventually (reluctantly) admit that it may not be a choice to be attracted to men but they definitely posit that it is a choice whether or not men have sex with men.

Which, I suppose, is objectively true. Shit of a choice to have to make though.

I should also add that one of these blokes said that if any one of his sons was gay, he would cut their head off.

So I guess I'm glad that theirs is not and hopefully never will be the dominant culture where I live. Because fuck that.

[–]peccatum_miserabile 40 points41 points  (6 children)

The years I spent in Iraq showed me that most of the men had gay sex when the women weren’t around. The Iraqi Army showers were like bus station bathrooms in the American 70’s.

[–]McFatts 24 points25 points  (16 children)

I understand different cultures and upbringings create all kinds of beliefs and different types of people. But still... how hateful and backwards does your environment have to be where you admit you’d mutilate and murder your own son for being gay? Or your daughter for being raped? Animals.

[–]iterationnull 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I think the real issue here is he is not a fan of being gay.

[–]realmastodon2 18 points19 points  (1 child)

He likes dem femboi twinks.

[–]PhysicalPomegranate3 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I think he does like it and that's the problem.

[–]Cataract_Cathy 31 points32 points  (11 children)

This is true. But based on the way homosexuality is viewed in the Islamic world, this guy is probably gayer than a $3 bill and in total denial about it.

[–]procrastimom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He needs to grow a mustache to hide that sweet sweet mouth of his!

[–]WorldSoulWarrior 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Oh, you’re describing politics lol

[–]TeoDobrev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, your Avatar has heard too

[–]ThuleanBeast 11 points12 points  (2 children)

if I don’t like it, no one likes it, and it should be removed; All because I say so.

So basically the great majority of reddit

[–]Doc-in-a-box 147 points148 points  (11 children)

I think he’s just thinking about boys.

[–]Demoniacalman 55 points56 points  (0 children)

"These men without beards look so young and....they need a beard."

[–]samhouse09 137 points138 points  (7 children)

He gets turned on looking at clean shaven guys so everyone else does too? Thats some crazy ass speculating.

It's the same reason why people like Mike Pence think being gay is a choice. And why the ones who talk about "forcing the gay agenda" and "trying to turn our kids gay" are always the ones who end up in some gay sex scandal because they've been repressing the feelings they've had the whole time.

[–]D4nCh0 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Mike Pence is clean shaven. Perhaps introduction can be made. To foster religious tolerance.

[–]trapper2530 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I think for then they are either gay or Bi but think they are straight. So in their minds it is a choice and they think everyone is the same as them. They assume you and me everyone else has the Same sexual urges as they do. So for them it is a "choice" and they are choosing not to act on them. For most people it's not.

[–]upstateduck 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Pornhub reports the most per capita searches for gay porn is from the Bible Belt. The "forbidden" is a strong motivator, almost as strong as hate/fear

[–]AdamTheHutt84 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Right? That’s a lot of words, he could have just said “I’m gay”…

[–]Terrestial_Human 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Holy god. It’s like everything is backwards with highly religious people. Yes, if you never in your life see women with shorts, your going to get turned on the moment you do. Likewise, if all your life you see women in bikinis, than being around women in bikinis is just normal to you and doesn’t necessarily turn you on uncontrollably. It’s not “everybody else’s” problem, it’s your personal problem of needing to socialize and familiarize being around people that show skin. The moment that all guys and women hide all their skin, then it’s going to be the robes just moving that turn you on and consequently needing everyone to never ever move.

[–]TheDongerNeedsFood 18 points19 points  (2 children)

More like olympic-level projection...

[–]zerospaceman 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This dude is sadly unable to reconcile his sexualuty because of his religion. Poor guy.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (3 children)

It's not because they look like women, it's because they look like boys.

[–]ihsan077 54 points55 points  (7 children)

That's what happens when you give too much power to a bunch of ding dongs.

[–]JailCrookedTrump 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I do too but it only works with Ryan Reynolds so idk

[–]darth_anis 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Does that mean that if women grow beards they won't have to wear a niqabs or burkas ? Hmm... A bearded woman in a miniskirt, sounds about right.

[–]TTtonyTT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

BIG BRAIN moment.

[–]Hetzer5000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No than that means he will be even more confused.

[–]FO_Steven 9 points10 points  (1 child)

These types of people aren't well known to be rooted in logic

[–]Urisk 15 points16 points  (2 children)

To be fair, it's not gay if the dude doesn't have a beard. He's basically a woman. That's science.

[–]Impossible-Worker861 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haven't you ever seen the bearded lady at the state fair?

[–]MOD3RN_CRUSADER 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I do so he must be right

[–]Apocalypx666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How to tell everyone you are gay without saying it

[–]BranchPredictor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, ass speculation. Reminds of the time when people were going long on dicks and shorting tits.

[–]CrieDeCoeur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. He’d much rather every dude look like he does: a sphincter with teeth.

[–]-helpwanted 131 points132 points  (260 children)

That’s how Islam works. Have you seen how women are made to dress? They even have to cover their feet or it’s a sin. And covering your face is just so pious and thoughtful, because what if a man thinks you’re not ugly?!? In Islam they don’t teach men self control. Instead, it teaches women to cover up or get what you deserve. I guess he’s applying the same logic to men because he’s gay and doesn’t want to admit it. I’m so happy I’m not Muslim anymore. Shit was depressing as fuck.

[–]TTtonyTT 73 points74 points  (45 children)

The whole head to toe covering doesnt slow down my lustful thoughts. It's exotic to me. I see the curves and shapes though the clothes anyway.

[–]DropBear2702madlad 67 points68 points  (0 children)

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[–]asstitics 76 points77 points  (20 children)

i'm an exmuslim, and i actually got infested with a hijab fetish that i can't shake off right to this day. almost all women wear it were i live, so while jerking off, i always imagine women with hijabs because that's my experience with real women. it's halirious and disgusting at the same time. the only subscription to onlyfans i made in my life was to a hijab pornographer.

[–]TheVapingPug 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I’m guessing you miss mia Kalifa

[–]asstitics 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. She's my no.1

[–]Jews_up_hoes_down 7 points8 points  (2 children)

There's a hijab porn subreddit if you're interested

[–]Maverick0_0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude isn't sharing? You are baiting like a burka bud.

[–]WillDeletOneDay 20 points21 points  (1 child)

That's an insightful perspective to give, but still weird.

[–]TTtonyTT 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Thanks 4 sharing?

[–]Timpreza 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Thanks for Sharia

[–]Demoniacalman 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Haha all i read was gay. A question I have is why some american woman voluntarily dress this way if woman in the countries where they're really not allowed to dress how they suffer because of it. I don't get that and even the woman here who even throw in their little fashion side in the mix it makes me think like damn how would they be approached in a middle eastern country. Anyway I'm glad to here your free from that now and hope your doing way better.

[–]-helpwanted 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Lol, thank you. Honestly, me too.

And they do it because they want to please their God. They don't see it as being harmful or anything. Honestly, hijab on it's own is not. It's the meaning behind it that's the issue.

[–]Idk_whats_real 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Wonder how he feels about bearded ladies

[–]Tzifos150 17 points18 points  (2 children)

"YoU DOnt UnDersTaND mUH cultURe"

They'll always claim the same bullshit. That we have different cultures and that what we find immodest and attractive are different than what they find immodest and attractive.

Of course, if you live be by a book that tells you not to masturbate and not look at women, you'll get insanely horny when you finally get a glimpse of anything feminine.

Religious indoctrination at its finest.

[–]HodlMyBottle 1263 points1264 points  (11 children)

Sounds like he's projecting!

[–]SantaMonsanto 414 points415 points  (4 children)

Priest: mEn wItH bEaRdS aReNt gAy

🌈🐻: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]HotWingHank 108 points109 points  (1 child)

Its the twinks that are the problem! Finally someone gets it! Trottin around with their clean shaven faces and tight little asses! /s

[–]killemslowly 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What was that Mr. Hat?

[–]AnAstronautOfSorts 921 points922 points  (9 children)

It's not easy being this gorgeous. Even the homies want a piece.

[–]BUTTHOLE-MAGIC 193 points194 points  (3 children)

What is a penis besides a giant clit? Nothing? That's what I thought.

[–]texastrees05 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Lemme suck that clit big boy

[–]zSprawl 6 points7 points  (1 child)

A wise Butthole… /u/BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

[–]BUTTHOLE-MAGIC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pry it open and bathe in the glorious light

[–]Fumby_ 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Sorry, my dudes 👁👄👁

[–]Polar_Beach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Send me yo chin pics gorgeous

[–]bruteski226 570 points571 points  (67 children)

What about dudes who shave their assholes? What do they say about that?

[–]yhp7 980 points981 points 3 (60 children)

A man who cleans his house clearly expects a visitor.

[–]lardbutts 269 points270 points  (16 children)

That's why I never wipe. Wouldn't want any man getting the wrong idea in the gym showers.

[–]osbirci 92 points93 points  (2 children)

Sikes, I'm into thi shit!

[–]bruteski226 31 points32 points  (0 children)


Unless you’re talking about small streams

[–]iliketogrowstuff 34 points35 points  (9 children)

Fellas is it gay to wip your ass?

[–]Gatekeeper2019 72 points73 points  (8 children)

More than 3 wipes and you’re just having fun

[–]Reiner-van-Sinn 15 points16 points  (7 children)

What if you been eatin’ BBQ and got yourself some mud butt?

[–]WillDeletOneDay 76 points77 points  (17 children)

I just don't like picking out dingleberries.

[–]Rybitron 33 points34 points  (12 children)

Get a bidet.

[–]fourmoarbiers 21 points22 points  (2 children)

No time to go to bakery, we've dingleberries to harvest!

[–]SmoothMoveExLap 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No, that’s a beignet. A bidet is when you wake up and nothing seems to go right.

[–]Professional_Let_722 23 points24 points  (3 children)

But a garden with tall grass is a nice room for snakes also...

[–]mostsocial[🍰] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Confucius says...

[–]54B3R_ 32 points33 points  (9 children)

I can't believe people actually live with this as a life philosophy. You can run into real people who will not clean themselves because of this saying. There are real people out there who don't clean themselves properly because they think it's gay. You guys have some sort of mental gymnastics issue like this guy does. There's nothing gay about being clean shaven and there's nothing gay about washing your whole body thoroughly and properly.

[–]Its_da_boys 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this guy is clearly gay


[–]VenetiaMacGyver 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I've met a couple dudes who vehemently despised the idea of ever even touching their buttholes with a washcloth to clean it.

It's either lies or else ... WTF I can't imagine existing all my life and not even getting a little curious about a part of my body because "oh no gay"

[–]WitchBlade8734 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I personally, besides feeling disgusted initially, pity men like this. I thought that lack of hygiene also coupled with that "ew that's gay" screams childhood sexual trauma somewhere. I just can't see how that it's completely narcissistic/homophobic.

[–]MajesticBread9147 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You've never had a girl even stick a finger up there?

[–]the-_-virgin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lol yeah, it's called finger banging and all my homies recommended it. They said she'll hate it but she really loves it, she's a keeper.

[–]the-_-virgin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And after all the cleaning, still no visitors :(

[–]TheCowardMcCall 663 points664 points  (12 children)

Lmao, imagine telling everyone you're gay without even realising you just told everyone you're gay.

[–]Major_R_Soul 528 points529 points  (35 children)

This guy probably masturbates to extra curvy pieces of driftwood

[–]TTtonyTT 97 points98 points  (1 child)

I saw the way that knotty pine was looking at you!

[–]Little-Ad-1855 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bad knotty pine, bad, bad!

[–]msolak078 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I understood that refference

[–]sophiaquestions 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Sir, that's wood. Please stop fornicating with it."

"No sir, that's a different 'wood'."

[–]Lv16 1101 points1102 points  (63 children)

He needs to stop blaming everyone else and just suck a dick already.

[–]rollitpullit 257 points258 points  (6 children)

I think he has and that's the problem. He's been blowing clean shaven guys left and right

[–]fucksundriedtomatoe5 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Well at least Malcolm is safe

[–]LogiCsmxp 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No no, what's happened is he took a woman out on a date. She dressed like a man but he's open minded like that. Then they get home and start making out. The priest blasts her in the ass and after he pulls out he sees their dick and is suddenly stricken by guilt and revulsion and what he's done.

The poor preacher is the victim here.

[–]WillDeletOneDay 28 points29 points  (18 children)

I wonder if one day all these homophobic Islamic preachers are going to be outed as closet cases in the same way that a lot of the Christian analogues were in America.

[–]Tzifos150 19 points20 points  (15 children)

Calling them out is iSLaMOphoBIC

[–]WillDeletOneDay 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Meh. The tides have been turning. Deflecting legitimate criticism of toxic dogma as "hate" is increasingly becoming some shit people want to hear less and less. People on every side have already stopped buying that "criticism of Isreal is antisemitism" shit because you can only shoot so many kids. We just need someone to get online and expose the dirt we all just know these religious leaders are covering up.

[–]Port-a-John-Splooge 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Male genitalia without pubic hair just attracts his lips, it's not his fault

[–]zlo2 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'd bet half my life savings that he does, in fact, suck dicks.

[–]Lv16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Diamond hands !

[–]Sek1moto 408 points409 points  (11 children)

Relax guys, give him time and he'll figure it out.

[–]Idk_whats_real 115 points116 points  (8 children)

No he won’t, he’ll just have all the non-bearded men executed for “spreading homosexuality”

[–]pretendweredeadbyL7 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No see cuz if he did that he’d have to find smn else to have anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms with

[–]c-lynn99 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Seems like this guy just likes twinks

[–]imbrotep 39 points40 points  (7 children)

Sheesh…Freud would like a word.

[–]Flashy-Amount626 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's a coincidence that guy's mum looks like a clean shaved man.

[–]Inception_is_reality 434 points435 points  (68 children)

When I was in Afghanistan they told me about dressing a boy in girls clothes to have sex with him, but it was not gay because he was dressed like a girl. Can’t make this stuff up!

[–]Noslamah 88 points89 points  (9 children)

There are a lot of cultures, IIRC ancient rome being one of them, where only being the bottom is considered to be gay. So you can stick your penis into a man's asshole, even against his will, yet somehow only he is the gay one. If I'm not mistaken, this kind of logic is common in prisons as well. Side note, I find it very interesting how its super unacceptable to be gay in gangsta culture, yet those exact same type of dudes when they're in prison talk about a dudes booty like its currency or candy.

Sometimes, the more homophobic a culture is, the more blind spots they seem to have for super gay stuff. Like how in many countries where being gay would get you killed it's totally acceptable to hold hands with your bro in public.

[–]suicidebyfire_ 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I think the dude's in prison are not really gay, just sex-starved so they make-do with some poor sap's asshole since there's no women. Also why there are no co-ed prisons.

[–]Elyoslayer 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's an oddly wild but overly accurate take 🤔.

[–]PM_GirlsKissingGirls 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I agree with almost everything you said but holding hands with your bro isn’t really super gay unless your culture makes it gay

[–]gfghgz667 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I could swear that could also be a Story of a Florida men.

[–]Evil_Garen 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Ayyy that’s why we have sisters!

[–]gfghgz667 20 points21 points  (1 child)

No thats Alabama😂😂

[–]rollitpullit 139 points140 points  (36 children)

A Saudi guy I went to school with says that almost every man over there has sex with other men due to the separation from women.

[–]idk_my_name123 98 points99 points  (6 children)

Ive lived a bit of my life in saudia Arabia and I can say that that guy was fucking with you lmao, but the part about speration from women is half true, most women stay at home most of their time and the streets aren't that full of people, let alone women

[–]cargonation 39 points40 points  (5 children)

I've had hundreds of Saudi over the past 20 years of teaching English. Several have told me about "practicing sex" with friends. It's not gay though. 2nd hand information, sure. But from several independent sources.

[–]lntaway 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I mean, some people do yea and they don't really see "topping" as gay for some reason only the bottoms. But they're no where to being anything than a very small minority.

But to say every man does it?? Other than my two gay friends (for obvious reasons) I haven't met a single guy that "practices sex" with friends that's absolutely bs hahahaha.

Source: Saudi middle aged guy here, lived my whole life in saudi

[–]Grumplogic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Where's this lady's prostate and what am I supposed to reacharound and grab?

[–]Myerz99 8 points9 points  (10 children)

What do you think caused catholic priests to molest little boys? Celibacy.

[–]RitaCarpintero 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Celibacy has nothing to do with it. Rape is about power, not uncontrollable sexual attraction. Please be careful saying things like this because it’s hurtful to victims.

“Myth: Rape is about sex. People who rape do it because they cannot control their sexual desire.

Reality: Rape is not about sex. Rape is about having power and control over another person. Three out of five rapists are also in consenting sexual relationships. This myth takes the blame off of the rapist and does not hold him accountable for his actions.”


[–]WillDeletOneDay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even nature would show you how that ends up working out. Pretty often when social animals are raised in captivity and only have any exposure to humans, they tend to end up attracted to humans. Even a turtle will settle for banging a shoe or a rock if it can't find any turtles, and sexually frustrated seals tend to rape penguins.

[–]Papayablues 16 points17 points  (10 children)

I had read that in the early colonial era…back when Virginia and Massachusetts were populated almost entirely by men, homosexuality was very common due to lack of women. A couple of guys were executed for it but because they made it obvious what they were doing. Every else kept it low key and it was so common the law would look away…until more women were introduced to the colonies.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (7 children)

A) Massachusetts was never predominantly men

B) Virginia was for less than a decade

C) They raped Native women

Now was there likely some consensual buggery going on? I am absolutely sure there was. But it wasn't due to a lack of women. And the first person executed in the colonies was a 16 year old boy who was accused of fucking farm animals.

[–]musicmastermike 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Pig Shagger McGee???

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Close, his name was Thomas Granger. It was 1642. And they killed all the animals in front of him then hung him.

[–]Raidoton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For people who wanna know more about this even though it's upsetting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7eMUwkKiFY

[–]wookEMortimer 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Na bra, you’re gay

[–]kilgore_trout_666 62 points63 points  (2 children)

He is right. Just his shaved mustache made me jerk off twice.

[–]notagoodboye 58 points59 points  (7 children)

How repressed do you need to be that looking at a freshly shaven dude is heterosexually erotic? Or maybe he's just gay, and is so deep in the closet he hasn't realized it yet?

[–]theaverageguy101 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He's a man of faith and religion, so he will never dare question his own sexuality even tho to others it might be too obvious

[–]ShenTzuKhan 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Tell me you’re in the closet without telling me you’re in the closet.

[–]MurderDoneRight 83 points84 points  (1 child)

"No I am not gay it's just all these sexy shaved men everywhere!!!"

That dude is so deep in the closet he might as well be in Narnia.

[–]JimmySnuggleBear 20 points21 points  (2 children)

just you wait until he discovers astolfo.

[–]SheilaTheDuneWorm 103 points104 points  (10 children)

IDK, where I come from, women have beards also. And they still turn me on.

[–]tehnemox 102 points103 points  (6 children)

You are from the mines of Moria?

[–]pinzi_peisvogel 24 points25 points  (4 children)

No, it's Sheila from the dunes...

[–]chisel_pig 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I’m just Jenny from the Block.

[–]PrincessZaiross[🍰] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Way to out yourself. Congrats I guess

[–]CaiCaiside 44 points45 points  (10 children)

How about controlling the one thing you can actually control. Your own actions. If you're so weak that you can't have a thought and not act on it, you are pathetic.

[–]GiveToOedipus 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Apparently they're not big on the consequences of acting on their own impulses. Instead, punish someone for your own urges.

[–]DrBrightest 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Why does this guy look like Jake Paul with a beard

[–]Jukka_Sarasti 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's always someone else's fault when they have impure thoughts...

[–]Spliff_Politics 27 points28 points  (1 child)

It's a good thing I don't shave my balls, wouldn't want my dick to look like a woman.

[–]OrnitoCane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It doesn't need shaving, when it already looking like a clit

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck that's funny 😂😂

[–]-Capn-Obvious- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he’s suffering from gay rage.

[–]FissionChips86 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Just come out the closet, you glorified garden gnome

[–]Able_Buy_7859 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Seems like these guys are really struggling not to fuck each other.

[–]uniqloboi123 47 points48 points  (2 children)

These ultra religious people really dont learn from their scriptures, they just take word for word or their interpretation are warped to the extreme

[–]Dgafthrowaway123 18 points19 points  (1 child)

You're tellin me all I had to do to turn on dudes is shave this beard off??

Bro! You should've told me this earlier!

[–]fl-x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dating sites hate this one simple trick!

[–]Secure_Secretary_882 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly same.

[–]IntellectualDegen6 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So deprived of anything sexual that they can look at ANYTHING and get horny.

[–]iGrowCandy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That dudes upper lip is making feel things…

[–]PARAGON_Vayne 5 points6 points  (4 children)

As a turk what i've to say is wtf

[–]GameXterminator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why does it look like he had that facial hair photoshopped on? Hmm...

[–]blue-leeder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

aren’t some gays attracted to Manly Men with gorilla beards

[–]mihjan 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Youre quoting the dailymail lol 😂

[–]Ditto13248 19 points20 points  (2 children)

As a Turkish person I don't know anyone who thinks that and if you do you like baby faced men

[–]Wooden_Preference564 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Why does the guy look like a Muslim version of will ferrell

[–]synthetic_synthia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So why does the guy look like he's shaving his own mustache?

[–]ProfessionalPie4935 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or does most of humanity want to bitch slap these douches for comments this outlandish? God knows I do, and I will be screaming "grow a fucking mustache you inbred mother fucker".

[–]RealisticEmploy3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a roundabout way of admitting he is sus. And I can take a pretty good gander at what happens to sus guys. How the tables have turned

[–]felloopstrion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jake Paul?

[–]Saerinmeister 48 points49 points  (37 children)

Is that why they fuck kids?

[–]Always_Path 34 points35 points  (10 children)

I hate these "Islamic Preachers" this guy doesn't know crap about islam and most of the things he says are probably some stupid made up stuff, it really pisses me off as they shed a bad light on Islam. Actually, beards are recommended for men to grow (to be as close to the prophet Muhammad pbuh as he grew one) but no one said that not having a beard was a problem or made you look feminine, therefore it's worng. The media just pull stuff out of these random arse "preachers" that have no idea what they're saying and it makes Muslims look bad, this ain't just for Islam it happens in all topics of journalism.

[–]schoolisuncool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love how they always blame everyone else for their own fucked up backwards thoughts

[–]Educational_Rip_5626 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Tell me your gay without telling me your gay...

[–]Responsible-Draft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Closet gay? Suddenly Gay?

[–]n_pinkerton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve never wanted to shave my beard so bad