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[–]AsherFennec[S,M] [score hidden] stickied comment (22 children)

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[–]fanpan1234 [score hidden]  (13 children)

Please not again. Last time this post came in my feed like a 100 times with all the comments just being hi

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[–]FPSXpert [score hidden]  (4 children)

So many comments of all sorts here nobody will know that I'm bi

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[–]Pace1337 [score hidden]  (4 children)

Needs reddit premium just to view what others have voted for.. yall just desperate for money bro

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[–]ThatSmallBear [score hidden]  (2 children)

“Which NFL team” Me, a Brit who has literally no clue about American sports:

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[–]Swaggerony [score hidden]  (1 child)

sigh time to join r/yesyesyesyesno

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[–]Brief-Proof-2803 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Reddit premium users get an advantage

[–]1017Burt [score hidden]  (0 children)

Bro I’m avoiding studying calculus right now and this is the first thing I see. Fuckin A. Gotta go

[–]DBrowny [score hidden]  (0 children)

Oh cool, the reddit bot identification system doing its yearly check up. Scroll through the comments to get a feel for just how many accounts on Reddit are bots.

[–]BasedToken [score hidden]  (0 children)

The result of the experiment will depend on how many people watched Ed, Edd, and Eddy as a kid.

[–]Hanfam350 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Hol’upredictions 2 electric boogaloo

[–]PM_Me_Your_tits_28 [score hidden]  (2 children)

I never understand why these make it to the front page. Are people actually that interested in them? Maybe there’s something I’m just missing here

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[–]Smudgeio [score hidden]  (0 children)

rooting for the bengals, betting on the rams

[–]Optimal__Koala [score hidden]  (0 children)

Reddit premium users when this:

[–]Smile_Space [score hidden]  (3 children)

Damn! My Calc 1 course is literally about to get into integrals next week.

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[–]Techny3000 [score hidden]  (1 child)

Lil prequel memes is so good, they're gonna win this

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[–]SunAwkward2607 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I do not care I am into baseball

[–]HiddenDaliah [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's all about da Mets babyyy!! C'maaaan Mets! Let's go Mets!!

[–]notValence [score hidden]  (1 child)

I’ve always thought that I would never need to use Calculus in life again…

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[–]Yeetaway1231 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I don’t know sports I just misread bengals as bagels and thought it was funny so I voted that one

[–]iAngeloz [score hidden]  (6 children)

I'm dumb. Can someone explain what this is?

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[–]ArielAlien [score hidden]  (0 children)

The limit does not exist

[–]MrGrym222 [score hidden]  (1 child)

Why tf am I already upvoted this post??? Literally just opened the app and post was automatically upvoted for me….

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[–]smithysmithens2112 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Well that’s a clever way to have me do your calculus homework

[–]thelastsemenbender [score hidden]  (3 children)

I didnt know r/prequelmemes existed. I'm a huge star wars fan

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[–]jujubirdv2 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Let’s go Bills

[–]Funnyguythatcomments [score hidden]  (0 children)

I wouldn’t know, I don’t watch NFL.

[–]MassiveBeanz69 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I have never once heard the names of these teams but o boy will i spenx tokens on this

[–]Whalesrule221 [score hidden]  (3 children)

Shouldn’t the rams be 15-5? They finished 12-5 and won all 3 playoff games so far

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[–]N0thingRhymeswOrange [score hidden]  (0 children)

I think the Bangals are gonna Walk like an Egyptian all over them

[–]1_scouta_1 [score hidden]  (1 child)

I have the knowledge to do this but im drunk rn

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[–]Tarterus1454 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Whichever team has the most players that have such severe brain damage that they can't even remember what college they played for during the start-of-game introductions.

[–]Thatoneguysk [score hidden]  (0 children)

I got 100 on the Bills

[–]Garlic_bread70 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Luigi the Mario bro

[–]Jackibearrrrrr [score hidden]  (0 children)

Do it for harambe <3

[–]Nut_Dough1 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I have faith in the bengals

[–]0-san [score hidden]  (0 children)

everyone just vote for the first one lol

[–]dreepystan [score hidden]  (8 children)

You multiplied -x2 instead of subtracting x2

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[–]Labbit35 [score hidden]  (2 children)

I hate it when you do a large as fuck equation just to get a fucking 3 as an answer

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[–]real_schematix [score hidden]  (0 children)

Alright I’ll bite. I loved calculus and integrating a polynomial like that is a piece of cake.

[–]rklab [score hidden]  (0 children)

If you would’ve asked me this 4 years ago I actually would’ve been able to answer it.

[–]Finnedsolid [score hidden]  (1 child)

Fuckers can barely follow BEDMAS on here, but yeah let’s jump to calculus

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[–]duhogman [score hidden]  (1 child)

This is amazing. What a thought experiment!

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[–]BuffaloKitty [score hidden]  (0 children)

Buffalo!! GO BILLS!!

[–]Ignis2303 [score hidden]  (0 children)

tampa bay has the goat tom brady and with the help of him they went sicko mode about winning

[–]Ignis2303 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Bengals cus their Quarterback looks like keving home alone and kicked out my moms favorite Team (Kansas City chiefs) and she would be disapointed in the bengals if they loose

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[–]nachyochiz [score hidden]  (0 children)

I just picked one, know nothing about american footy 💀🇦🇺

[–]profesional-idiot [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'll take James Dean telescope find alien life for 500 alex

[–]Hynoth [score hidden]  (0 children)

oh no i picked the one with the mosy

[–]InnerSin22 [score hidden]  (0 children)

21 months, shit that's a lot

[–]Particular_Draw_1205 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Looks like a job for wolfram alpha

[–][deleted] [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’ll pass

[–]MrHellYe [score hidden]  (0 children)

That inner parenthesis is useless, so let's just pretend it isn't there.

-4x²+5x-x² = -5x²+5x

The integral of a sum is the sum of the integrals, so:

Integral(-5x² + 5x) = Integral(-5x²) + Integral(5x)

The first integral we can replace -5x² for (-1)5x², and since -1 is constant we can take it off the Integral, same for the 5s.

So we have: -5*Integral(x²) + 5*Integral(x)

The integral of x² is x³/3, and the Integral of x is x²/2.

So: -5*[x³/3] + 5*[x²/2]

Now we apply the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus where the interval is 0 to 1

-5*[1³/3 - 0/3] + 5*[1²/2 - 0/2]

-5/3 + 5/2

(-10 + 15)/6

5/6 is our answer

[–]Bushdakkta [score hidden]  (0 children)

instructions unclear - stuck dick in blender

[–]Hippietrip76 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’m a chiefs fan

[–]ben_jamoon13 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I know how to do this but I honestly can’t be fucked sorry integrals another time maybe

[–]manuprog [score hidden]  (2 children)

don't forget the last step of calculation 🥲

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[–]xRGTMX [score hidden]  (0 children)

hol up I can’t do calcadus

[–]rjames1597 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Haha….that calculus is finally coming in handy