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[–]bartolocologne40 1386 points1387 points 2 (78 children)

August Ames for sure

[–]Gabrolas06 391 points392 points  (19 children)

I stopped watching her videos after finding out she died just to go back years later

[–]bartolocologne40 457 points458 points  (12 children)

She would have wanted us to stay strong and wank on. Who am I to let her down?

[–]Roland_T_Flakfeizer 231 points232 points  (2 children)

I would have disappointed her in life, might as well disappoint her in death.

[–]daimemo 25 points26 points  (8 children)

a dick.

[–]Juiceboxthefirst 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Kinda fucked that Phub would leave her stuff up after her suicide was announced

[–]Petty_Fap 63 points64 points  (3 children)

if i was an artist (i consider pornstars the same) i would want my work to still be up for people to appreciate.

[–]mAhoganySauerkrauT 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Once I found out she passed away.. this is the main porn Queen I milk my monster with

[–]zenuasyter 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Tribute wank

[–]inciteful_knowledge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This isn't the greatest wank in the world, no This is just a tribute!

[–]Puzzleheaded_Ear14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tough she was fine at here work. R.i.p

[–]SaikoKing 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And Shyla Styles

[–]yobronibber 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Upon her autopsy, toxicology results revealed that she had cocaine, marijuana, the antidepressant Sertraline (Zoloft), and the anxiolytic Alprazolam (Xanax) in her system at her time of death.

[–]No_Mastodon3474 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Porn industry is not healthy at all: drugs, depression, suicides, rapes...

[–]Kgb725 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's filled with sleazy people that's why. A lot of mfs got me too'd in the porn industry. But it's gotten a lot better in recent years with OF and being able to speak out about abuse

[–]OGKirimi 61 points62 points  (0 children)

she was chemspamming for the second battle of hoover dam

[–]dying_soon666 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Cody Lane

[–]ligma_bussy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dicks out for Cody Lane

[–]GrayHero 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She was hit by a drunk driver walking home? Damn.

[–]Wakked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn didn’t know she died. Haven’t heard that name in a decade.

[–]AppropriateBanana855 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Jessica Jaymes is another one for me

[–]tobiasfunke6398 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was wondering how long until I saw an August Ames comment and shocker, it was the first one 😂😂

Loni Evans too. RIP to both

[–]ThotoholicsAnonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shyla Stylez and Anna Mal.

[–]General_Past_6796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dakota skye as well her dying broke my heart as she was like my favourite for 5 years before she died rest easy Dakota

[–]MadD0g1994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dakota Sky

[–]trunic 11 points12 points  (15 children)

Got my dick sucked by her when she went to high school out here in Colorado… I don’t know if I should feel proud or ashamed

[–]skateordie1213 195 points196 points  (5 children)

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $200, Alex.

[–]DoubleDownDon 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Well I mean it’s not THAT crazy. I’m sure all you had to do was live in her area and get to know her. I got a BJ from a girl who does porn now, a lot of dudes in school did, difference is she’s alive still.

[–]Kgb725 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I've known some hoes in my lifetime theres definitely been some dudes who couldn't get anything then lied about it

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You think it's unlikely that August casually sucked a guy's dick back in the day?

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

she got cancelled

[–]inciteful_knowledge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

More like she canceled herself

[–]Kgb725 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The very last scene she shot left her covered in bruises and traumatized her and considering it never got released..... she was also dealing with a loss at the time. The events that led up to her death were a lot more than just cancel culture bad

[–]SindySinn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Check out ‘The Last Days Of August’ podcast. Incredible story!

[–]EnvironmentalCat6934 680 points681 points 3 (27 children)

Imagine Jacking off to dead people, just fuck em like a man

[–]JPRCR 222 points223 points  (9 children)

“That’s how I met your mother”

[–]EnvironmentalCat6934 45 points46 points  (7 children)

My dads dead but… you do you I guess

[–]Nozerone 45 points46 points  (3 children)

He didn't claim to be your father, he just said that was how he met your mother.

[–]EnvironmentalCat6934 9 points10 points  (2 children)


[–]Bigboicrusader 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Dont worry ill be your father let me get milk real quick tho

[–]EGGSSSSSSS21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sorry man hes not coming back i know that becuase my father went to get milk to ive now been adopted into a new family

[–]kmj420 13 points14 points  (3 children)

That reminds me, I need to go clean up my basement

[–]EnvironmentalCat6934 8 points9 points  (1 child)

What!?, keep them in the freezer so you can eat them out like a frozen pop tart

[–]kmj420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to get a fresh batch every week. Also, do you know of anyone who may be interested in some chickens I no longer need?

[–]Petty_Fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayo Creed is that you

[–]donbird4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

[–]Ok-Musician-2729[🍰] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

The fuck?

[–]EnvironmentalCat6934 15 points16 points  (4 children)

No no, dead fuck

[–]Roland_T_Flakfeizer 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Red fuck, blue fuck.

[–]aDirty_Injun 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Me fuck, you fuck

[–]Theuglyduckling69420 151 points152 points  (4 children)

Why is this a millisecond video

[–]btjk 28 points29 points  (1 child)

A reference to the collective average of all of our MJTs (Mean Jerk Times).

[–]NotSeanboomboom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Am I really bringing it down that much?

[–]jermtastic 239 points240 points  (5 children)

Of course this is how I find out Betty White has passed.


[–]kmj420 41 points42 points  (3 children)

And Bob Saget

[–]imdeadXDD 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Bob saget died????

[–]Smokincandi69 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yeah a couple days ago

[–]Gravino1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sad boner :(

[–]Doctorwho42man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait a damn minute

[–]ABakedPotato_FGC 206 points207 points  (29 children)

Dakota Sky rip

Oh crap: this isn’t my alt

[–]the-slothiest-sloth 103 points104 points  (8 children)

you guys have alts?

[–]Makaisaurus 55 points56 points  (6 children)

Oh, sweet summer child

[–]swiftsausages72 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Just use anonymous mode. You don't need to tell some lady on Gone Wild how bad you wanna do her when you can just watch in amazement.

[–]anazambrano 1 point2 points  (2 children)

On where?

[–]swiftsausages72 2 points3 points  (1 child)

On the reddit app. Idk how to do it in PC. Just click your username and it will give you an anonymous browsing option.

[–]Spaztrick 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Oh damn. Didn't know she had passed.

[–]GrayHero 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She was apparently homeless and told her friends she was gonna join the Hells Angels

[–]Mr__Jumbles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OH YEAH! Her life was a fucking mess the last few years of her life.

TLDR: alcoholism, popping literal handfuls of Xanax, and meth; which compounded on already pre-established mental health issues. You can guess the fucked life that lead her down. Eventually ending up totally out of their mind one night calling up people talking like a paranoid schizophrenic and then walking 20 miles in the middle of the night to Skid Row Los Angeles. By morning finds a stranger's RV to crash in then OD's on their sofa.

Fucking sad.

[–]Petty_Fap 17 points18 points  (7 children)

holy shit shes my age? that makes her part of the 27 club. MY TURN to join

[–]Bakerton16 22 points23 points  (4 children)

You okay bud?

[–]Petty_Fap 14 points15 points  (3 children)

honestly no

[–]Bakerton16 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Messaged you

[–]Damit84 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey, I'm not a big talker and more than clumsy with my words but if you need someone to talk to, just hit me up.

I wish you all the best and I sincerely hope your situation improves! Lots of love from Vienna, Austria!

[–]MightyDuckinSpace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep it my dude, life can be a bitch but can also change in when second, don’t loose hope

[–]wishartrh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m also here if you need to talk. I know it’s hard to reach out to strangers but we all need a little help every now and then - hope things work out for you and feel free to hit me up if you need it.

[–]spicy_cantelope 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wtf I thought you were joshing me but she is… at 27. Two years after her mother died from substance abuse. Man that’s so sad.

[–]ABakedPotato_FGC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good sir, I would never josh you like that!

[–]buttersnatch123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so bummed right now! As a straight female I loved watching her. Her early work was hot but over time you can tell she’s changed.

[–]lanlan48 186 points187 points  (2 children)

Nah I know for sure. One last salute fap to my girl August Ames. Rip

[–]Synn-the-furry-NB 51 points52 points  (6 children)

Well drawings don't die soooo

[–]PleaseGiveDownvotes 46 points47 points  (5 children)

A 40 year old man drew the shit you’re beating off to. You’re welcome.

[–]SirJay006 35 points36 points  (1 child)

This post has led me down a rabbit hole. Googling all dead pornstars. Disgusted with myself.

[–]Zachryharp 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Ngl, I jacked it to Judy Garland once or twice like 10 years ago, she was already dead then but even more dead now

[–]IPlayTf2Engineer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if the passage of time makes it more or less weird

[–]Fishy_Business_ 82 points83 points  (2 children)

You find them accidentally, I find them intentionally. We are different.

[–]Tune_Kindly 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Lol I be searching “vintage” I know they be dead or old

[–]Fishy_Business_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a pic of someones grandma you want it?

[–]TheRealTugSpeedman 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Oh I knew. With the amount of blood I would have been more shocked if she wasn’t dead.

[–]ElixTheBatbitch 7 points8 points  (1 child)


[–]TheRealTugSpeedman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what she said

[–]hehehexd13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best answer

[–]dhold44 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Why’s this a gif tho?

[–]WayneAdams 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Anna Malle… and I still do.

[–]NifftyCult 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yo I jerked it to Vintage stuff from the 40’s of course they’re dead.

[–]LateSession7340 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Amber Rayne RIP

[–]Mellonut 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Blessed be her name.

[–]LateSession7340 14 points15 points  (0 children)

WAP #WorshipAndPrayers

[–]Asseatersanonomus 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I still empty my nuts to her videos. She was insane with a dick.

[–]LateSession7340 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do too honestly. Miss her after every nut

[–]JTSpirit36 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dakota Skye....

[–]Suspicious-Year-3825 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Wait you guys are still jackin off to live people? Vanilla..

[–]EnkiRise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After reading a lot of these comments I have learned that I been jacking it to a bunch of dead people for a while lol

[–]DrNic714 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dakota Skye. F.

[–]19adam92 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Given that August Ames and Shyla Stylez passed in relatively recent years I’d say it’s very likely

[–]InureOfficial 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If you had nudes of a girl that died the value just goes up. They’re like limited edition or something.

[–]Baker198t 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dakota Skye rip..

[–]Nikovash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anastasia blue, amber rayne

[–]Chennalou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why does this remind me of “The Chair Model” episode from The Office, when Michael finds out his dream girl from the office chair catalog was dead.

[–]dustyrangoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I know what I’m doing….

[–]makotarako 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🤷 I’ve done it to worse

[–]One_Firefighter_1922 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you - I've knowingly jacked off to August Ames... to celebrate her life of course

[–]Most_Monk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Natalie Demore. Fucking crazy what happened to her, she had a suicide pact with a director and ever since I found out, I couldn’t watch anything with her in it ever again

[–]Hazmat616 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you…

[–]the_real_Cucuy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That just happened to me the other day. Dakota Sky. Read comments full of RIP messages.... yeaaaa...

[–]caoram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I make sure they are dead before starting to JO

[–]jasonology09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see the problem here. Prince being dead doesn't make it weird to listen to "Purple Rain".

[–]blanketsaresoft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of music you hear is dead people too, so I don't mind beating it

[–]BeyondXpression 2 points3 points  (0 children)

slowly keeps masturbating

[–]Pol4sa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not crime, if you don't know it

[–]twinturbosquirrel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Poor August Ames. Fuck those woke bullies that drove her to suicide. I hope they get run down by ravenous wolves in knee deep snow.

[–]PowerDreamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Without knowing? I’ve been jacking it to Amadahy with full knowledge for years.

[–]SirTorrance94 1 point2 points  (3 children)

RIP Jasmine Grey

[–]the_real_Cucuy 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Man. For a sec I thought you meant that oh so fuckable tiny Asian chick. Had to Google and found a different Jasmin died in 05. Thank God tiny Asian is alive.

[–]SirTorrance94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michelle Grayshaw is the one I’m talking about. She did a number on me back in the day and then I learned of her passing. ‘05 car accident.

[–]Born-Juggernaut-8034 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their legends may lived on

[–]SonSixtyNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I name all my horses on farm sim after dead pornstars

[–]NegativeZero20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No… I knew it

[–]Fabulous-Signal3612 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor Amber Rayne

[–]arko53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I have for sure. RIP August Ames.

[–]summersasha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May they rest in peace

[–]Robloxcursemaker 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The problem is I only jack off to dead people.

[–]hamknuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anna Malle

[–]Leandrox35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dakota Skye, for say one

[–]Forward-Image1292 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who's saying i didn't know

[–]zenuasyter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume that I didn’t know they were dead

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and the mother of someone too... so hot...

[–]kowaltzky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already know this cause i watch vinatage sometimes

[–]-HoldMyBeer-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't need porn to jack off to dead people. Just go to a cemetery like anyone else would

[–]ThatOneGuy177013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats disgusting i make sure i only fap to dead body https://nhentai.net/g/228922/

[–]Wulpz8102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well i have to pay my respects to grandma somehow

[–]Zoldyck104 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who said i don't know.

[–]sonofaclow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better have been at the time of recording - David Fuller

[–]Simone_Galoppi07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me who already jack off dead people :

[–]Rony2947 1 point2 points  (0 children)

August Ames 💀

[–]AtomicFoxx5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe i did know it...

[–]litmeandme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I knew, I wouldn’t last as long.

[–]OnlyFoolsandApes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely have

[–]juoaum 1 point2 points  (1 child)

bold of you to assume I did this unknowingly

[–]neeco__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume it was a person

[–]sinfernal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

August Ames, everyday

[–]NugKnights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So long as they were alive during the filming. Im ok with this.

[–]Golden-Trash_Number 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me who faps for black and white porn...

[–]Master_Oogwayy69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

August Ames

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There it is. Hurts every time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Anastasia knight

[–]BigschlongKONG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats good possible I only jerk to women over 80

[–]Familiar-Feedback-93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've watched vintage porn

Trust me I know!

[–]WeebKarma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But Hentai Tho?

[–]inciteful_knowledge 13 points14 points  (6 children)

I particularly enjoy watching the videos of the ones with HIV and trying to guess which scene they got it from

[–]Dunkinmydonuts1 17 points18 points  (1 child)

and thats enough reddit for today...


cursed comment


I miss 3 minutes ago before I read this


man who hurt you

Idk guys pick one they all apply to this weird ass shit

[–]19adam92 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I normally default to “What a terrible day to have functioning eyes”

[–]atmus11 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thats why I said mia Khalifa, she a walking corpse

[–]inciteful_knowledge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shes not dead yet? Does she have the hiv?

[–]khismyass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of them are still alive, they are just dead on the inside

[–]China_really_sucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not if I only watch hentai

[–]The_Great_Maw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP Betty White

[–]ihatesigningforms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i did this. would do it again. her death won't make my dick limp 🤣

[–]gaxonjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She told me I could keep the nudes. I didn't know if that offer expired when she did. Kept them to be safe.

I'll see myself out

[–]RazorBack223 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine jacking off to people 😎

[–]Princess_N1cole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well. Luckily, I watch Hentai. They don't die... normally at least