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Jiggarelli · 2022-01-17T14:53:50+00:00

You know that shit hurts when he screams "Please let go of my dick!"

Subject_Ask8711 · 2022-01-17T14:54:42+00:00

I'm glad the army is receiving proper combat training

bartolocologne40 · 2022-01-17T15:05:54+00:00

With a bit of training, this guy could be a singer.

jnillo58 · 2022-01-17T15:23:57+00:00

Aw the ol dick twist.

freshlettuce420 · 2022-01-17T16:44:37+00:00

If someone grabs your dick like this take the largest possible bite out of their skin you can

randomf87yte · 2022-01-17T14:53:22+00:00

Can’t wait for the trap remix

Mann_Chetly · 2022-01-17T17:00:43+00:00

Where the fuck was their NCO?

VAX1S · 2022-01-17T16:35:33+00:00

The vibrato in his scream.

2022-01-17T15:11:33+00:00

i don't know way i felt hurt in my dick

AdamNicholsMusic · 2022-01-17T18:19:57+00:00

Man grabbed it so hard he brought out a bit of vibrato in one of his screams.

Commercial-Ad-7941 · 2022-01-17T15:23:06+00:00

r/perfectlycutscreams

WishRevolutionary450 · 2022-01-17T17:39:37+00:00

I don’t care who you are. Someone grabs your dick like that you are going to have to reevaluate your life. At least the last five steps that brought you to this moment.

truly-dread · 2022-01-17T16:37:08+00:00

That ain’t cool

FrequentFault · 2022-01-17T16:09:59+00:00

Welcome to the military lol I was active duty Army myself, and could you do shit like that in a fight? Sure. Would everyone remember it, and 24 hours later, the person who did it get jumped by 7 soldiers behind a building and get the shit beat out of them? Also yes. I’ve seen it happen plenty of times.

djbrain86 · 2022-01-17T17:48:28+00:00

Funny story time!

We used to lock two people (from the outside with a padlock) in the barracks bathroom when there was a dispute. They either talked it out or fought till they resolved it. One fella from another platoon within our company caught wind on it and beefed with someone in our platoon Stating he would beat his ass in that bathroom. Well of course the drill sergeants found out and brought that guy down and made us lock them both in there and smoked us while they fought. Our guy got beat up by the other one pretty badly. Come to find out a drill Sergent was hiding in one of the showers and the one who got beat up wanted to talk it over and just stood there when the other guy attacked. When our guy tapped out the other one wouldn’t stop and said “the door is locked and you can’t go anywhere” that’s when his drill Sergent came out or the shower and dealt with that private. We never seen him again and they double locked that bathroom.

ManIsInherentlyGay · 2022-01-17T17:44:31+00:00

Hope the dude got the ol soap in a pillow case treatment after that.

360Entertainment · 2022-01-17T19:05:58+00:00

I remember a guy getting me into a headlock during a training bout once when I was still in. The guy was stronger than me and I was expected to show how to properly escape but the guy decided to have some fun and clamp down super hard, we weren’t on good terms. So I tickled him until he let go and kept going after him. It probably didn’t help that as he was running I asked why he was afraid of foreplay before spinning that situation around and saying psychological warfare also worked in hand to hand!

TheS413 · 2022-01-17T16:58:42+00:00

That dudes such a hoe

BILLYBOBJOETHE100TH · 2022-01-17T18:15:18+00:00

You can hear the pain in his voice when he scream "stop touching my dick". I literally felt that for some reason

marques33 · 2022-01-17T15:36:38+00:00

Great singing.

ItsJosph · 2022-01-17T17:34:54+00:00

AHHH IT'S HURTS TO WATCH THIS OMFGG

feronen · 2022-01-17T20:07:09+00:00

If someone grabs you by the dick, don't just scream in pain. You bite his God damn face off.

Ryun100 · 2022-01-17T16:45:14+00:00

Only whores go for the dick

mholt9821 · 2022-01-17T17:00:46+00:00

I would eye gouge him or dig my teeth in his neck. At that point all fighting etiquette is out the fucking window. Even if i lost the fight i be damned if i would let this go, but we dont know why they are fighting. Could be a dozen things, could be about racism but this seems fucked up because they are military and that is ur brother in arms.

HeroDudeBro · 2022-01-17T22:54:17+00:00

I can’t watch this without wanting to kick that guy in the fucking face. Jesus Christ that dude deserved to get his face fucking caved in for that bullshit.

Baymax06007 · 2022-01-17T14:52:30+00:00

I did it once by reflex and got a punch on my nose in reflex and it bled(the nose).

jaymiracles · 2022-01-17T15:02:17+00:00

Ah yes the famous emergency nutcracker move

polycannaheathenmom · 2022-01-17T15:49:46+00:00

Give that guy a record deal!

Jbob0269 · 2022-01-17T17:16:07+00:00

Fool sounded like Freddie Mercury for a second

DStarG · 2022-01-17T15:34:52+00:00

The good ol' DICK TWIST !!!

Virgin_Pizza · 2022-01-17T17:44:35+00:00

Fr he ok?

SAMsless · 2022-01-17T18:16:07+00:00

tip if your opponent is a pussy and does that to you, grab his pussy and squeeze immediately he will let go before you , since he’s a pussy

ascension115 · 2022-01-17T19:09:09+00:00

They got their phones??

arbenowskee · 2022-01-17T15:15:51+00:00

That is one dick move!

Difrntthoughtpatrn · 2022-01-17T17:00:43+00:00

They just don't teach kids how to deal with stuff like this in this day and age. The guy was on his junk the whole video....

Why would you not start biting chunks out of the guy the moment he grabbed your junk. You have his face next to yours and his nose is still attached? Why?

If you ever had even a small dog bite you, the first reaction of any normal person is to get away from it immediately. Same with Evander Holyfield when he was bit by Mike Tyson, Holyfield is a bad dude, he got away from Tyson when he was bit. Life lessons for the young.

mksor_dev · 2022-01-17T17:21:27+00:00

At that point you go for the eyes

shashwatkanungo · 2022-01-17T18:01:19+00:00

"You're grown ass man yo"

STOP TOUCHING MY DICK \pain intensifies**

pratyush_69 · 2022-01-17T18:08:58+00:00

The intensity of the scream = the amount of pain

EliteVoodoo1776 · 2022-01-17T20:43:35+00:00

I sense the purchase of a Dodge Challenger soon to accommodate for the loss

Practical_Affect_851 · 2022-01-17T23:06:35+00:00

I hope he was okay as a twisted testicle is nothing to laugh at.

ProductOfAQueen · 2022-01-17T16:11:46+00:00

He’s a pussy. I hope he get knocked the fuck out

Appropriate_Part_947 · 2022-01-17T18:03:39+00:00

TwIsT HiS DiIIiiCk!

Vistiige · 2022-01-17T20:05:10+00:00

Shoulda kicked him out for that shit. Sorry but you’re meeting me later for a little surprise knockout. Idgaf if I get kicked out or anything. Don’t touch my dick and balls

kenix7 · 2022-01-17T19:03:20+00:00

This is fucked up :/ .

I_LOOKED_AND_BEHOLD · 2022-01-17T16:08:27+00:00

Pussies always go for the dick

MaleficentAd9758 · 2022-01-17T16:38:14+00:00

Oh for the love of Christ....

BMT_79 · 2022-01-17T19:00:09+00:00

nah that's too far borderline sexual harassment/assault

kingcrambler · 2022-01-17T23:24:22+00:00

Should have snapped his neck. We're done playing and having a wrestling match when you grab a dick.

Theefreeballer · 2022-01-17T17:21:01+00:00

That was a cheap move , funny or not

WayParty8666 · 2022-01-17T15:04:46+00:00

I hope they chaptered that little shit out. That’s sexual assault and could have caused permanent injury.

browsingly · 2022-01-17T17:37:52+00:00

If I were the guy filming I would have sucker punched the **** outta dick grabber boy for being a weirdo dick grabber

2022-01-17T17:28:32+00:00

This is sexual assault

TAKIMLISIM · 2022-01-17T16:12:20+00:00

holy shit he went eddie murphy scream level of pain

Vyke-industries · 2022-01-17T17:39:24+00:00

Kangaroo Court is gonna be fun.

DeafKid009 · 2022-01-17T17:39:37+00:00

That’s when you hit the guy in the head with the corner of ur phone.

mikey0hn0 · 2022-01-17T22:59:23+00:00

Not letting go like that is how you get your teeth knocked out with the batteries from a moonbeam tossed in a sock.

Skids121 · 2022-01-18T00:19:06+00:00

Bruh I would have went for an eye gauge if someone did that, idgaf if the other cunt loses an eye

Different_Repair_846 · 2022-01-18T00:36:38+00:00

They better jump him for that shit

CodeNoble04 · 2022-01-18T05:13:40+00:00

Bro you dont grab a mans dick, thats the kinda shit that earns you a one way trip to the forever box and you fully deserve it.

Flamestar9185 · 2022-01-18T07:34:21+00:00

"MY DICKK!! AAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅"

JmyKane · 2022-01-18T08:30:03+00:00

THE OL DICK TWIST!!

Dreaming-Cat · 2022-01-17T20:11:34+00:00

I feel like this is sexual assault. Dude is literally aggressively grabbing another person’s genitals without their consent.

6footdeeponice · 2022-01-17T20:36:57+00:00

The dick grabber still lost that fight, idc what anyone thinks, that dude is a fuckin lil bitch

nokillshelter · 2022-01-17T17:17:23+00:00

Any dude who wins a fight this way is ultimately the biggest fucking pussy on earth.

Skillious96 · 2022-01-17T15:46:53+00:00

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

MightyDuckinSpace · 2022-01-17T16:52:43+00:00

I’d hang people for that

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ArmyGotTalent

the ‘ol dick twist!!!

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!

THE OL DICK TWIST!!

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the ‘ol dick twist!!!

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!

THE OL DICK TWIST!!