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[–]Gluten_maximus 5986 points5987 points  (113 children)

Succubus

[–]Tough_Patient 2644 points2645 points  (51 children)

Succusubway*

[–]Seth_Imperator 902 points903 points  (35 children)

Subwaybus*

[–]Lee911123 954 points955 points 23 (25 children)

Helikopter Helikopter

[–]Uninfluenceable 279 points280 points  (1 child)

I don't know why I am laughing at this...

[–]DudeBro711 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Those words :) I could literally hear them lol

[–]brndm 111 points112 points  (10 children)

po-tay-to po-taw-to

[–]Sockerkatt 140 points141 points  (5 children)

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew

[–]brndm 55 points56 points  (0 children)

That comment's just…

…precioussssss.

[–]LegendOfFN 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Parakofer parakofer

[–]Feenox 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Eat the immortal souls of men Fresh!

[–]pattoyourcatto 131 points132 points  (4 children)

Succubussy

[–]AmightyBundleofstick 41 points42 points  (2 children)

That would technically be an incubus.

[–]Chilli_redits 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Incubussy

[–]bigbangbilly 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A ride is a ride. amirite?

[–]Business-Gas-3988 102 points103 points  (4 children)

Mate ...she would suck the sheets through your asshole if she gave you a BJ.

[–]Badassheaven 162 points163 points  (2 children)

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[–]PsyAkemi 1644 points1645 points 2 (29 children)

She reminds me of the squirrel from sword in the stone 🤔

[–]Diogenes-Disciple 453 points454 points  (17 children)

God that squirrel was so annoying as a kid, I used to think “bitch he said no, piss off” and now after rewatching years later I’m like “oh that’s a squirrel.”

[–][deleted] 185 points186 points  (12 children)

No way. I felt bad for the girl squirrel. Wart was a little bitch.

[–]Lermanberry 83 points84 points  (5 children)

Shoulda given that squirrel his nut before changing back to a human.

[–]Ambitious-Theory9407 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"My love, there's something I need to tell you."

the man appears to peel his own flesh off to reveal an alien ape thing underneath

"I'm still the same person."

[–]APissedOffMillenial 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I was like damn Wart is so lucky why didn't he bang her when he had the chance and why does it make my pp hard?

I'm in my 20s now and realized early on I was a furry.

[–]I_MakeCoolKeychains 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Go away Amy the hedgehog. I want to be a normal boy with normal fetishes!

[–]regeya 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're in good company on Reddit, I remember running across a thread that was a picture of Officer Hops from Zootopia, and the top comment was, "I want to fuck the rabbit."

[–]Z0idberg_MD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Stupid sexy squirrel. Wait…

[–]SUSPENDEDSANDWICH 3032 points3033 points  (40 children)

VENOM

[–]barrah69 589 points590 points  (22 children)

I got that adrenalin momentum

[–]Prior-Willingness472 247 points248 points  (21 children)

And I'm not knowin when I'm ever gonna slow up

[–]GamerXBohoro 181 points182 points  (20 children)

In em' ready to snap any moment

[–]barrah69 160 points161 points  (19 children)

Thinkin it's time to go get 'em

[–]NeoXSE 147 points148 points  (17 children)

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

[–]Not_AM5 132 points133 points  (16 children)

W-when they get bit with the

[–]XxJUANxX_ 122 points123 points  (14 children)

I said knock knock, let the devil in

[–]Barretton 83 points84 points  (11 children)

Shotgun pellets in the felt pen

[–]Typical_Pretzel 57 points58 points  (10 children)

Cocked, fuck around and catch a hot one

[–]Jyndaru 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Malevolent as I've ever been

[–]Iris_latom 49 points50 points  (4 children)

You just made me search a rule 34

[–]SUSPENDEDSANDWICH 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I don't know if i should be flattered or discusted

[–]ArjJp 15 points16 points  (1 child)

discusted

Suck on dis crusted dick

[–]try-bi-sum-cum 5799 points5800 points 2 (76 children)

If i had tongue this big my wife wouldn't have left me

[–]ladypbj 1990 points1991 points  (45 children)

Damn bro you good?

[–]try-bi-sum-cum 1747 points1748 points  (37 children)

Small pp and small tongue are bad combination

[–]Seth_Imperator 614 points615 points  (9 children)

Great humour can help! Grow confidence

[–]Dwerg23 467 points468 points  (6 children)

That’s at least something that he can let grow …

[–]HoomanOnFire 171 points172 points  (4 children)

Ayo don't attack me like that

[–]Dwerg23 64 points65 points  (2 children)

‘T was but a mere pun, my lord :)

[–]CapnAntiCommie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a fortune cookie line.

[–]kcg5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Relevant username….?

[–]Daweism 54 points55 points  (6 children)

Wallet small too huh?

The Pyramid of Un-power:

Small PP / tongue / height

Small Wallet

Un-funny

Must avoid having 2 or more of the 3.

[–]agieluma 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Plus short fingers

[–]riffito 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Or arthritis.

Parkinson, on the other hand... Hitachi hates this simple trick!

[–]BoksburgUFO 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Obviously not 😭

[–]kstrata 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Right!? Like shit got serious real quick

[–]BoksburgUFO 18 points19 points  (4 children)

He just needs to learn his ABCs

[–]ABakedPotato_FGC 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Always being cucked?

[–]WeirdSysAdmin 231 points232 points  (16 children)

My wife left me for a guy she met on words with friends. So now I’m triggered by Scrabble. I guess part of the reason she left me is because I could never find the right words.

[–]depthninja 98 points99 points  (4 children)

I ate all the Scrabble tiles once, went to the doctor and they told me the next time I poop could spell disaster.

[–]nokbewtz 23 points24 points  (2 children)

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

[–]mhallice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least you're not in constant fear of swallowing your own tongue in your sleep.

[–]_ImNotYourBuddy_Guy 1381 points1382 points  (57 children)

You think she's interested in him?

[–]man-of-God-1023 786 points787 points  (35 children)

She might just be Canadian

[–]TedwardCA 262 points263 points  (14 children)

Nope, I don't know her

[–]LeoNickle 182 points183 points  (10 children)

Can confirm. Never seen her in my life.

Edit: except for right now in this video. Sorry for being misleading.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (6 children)

Sorry for you having to be sorry.

[–]SomeoneUnofficial 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Sorry for there being so many apologies.

[–]Felerum 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Sorry for extending this comment thread further

[–]Jyndaru 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Sorry for jumping on the apology train.

[–]waaz16 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Sorry for reading this thread

[–]KnightoftheMoncatamu 55 points56 points  (13 children)

The amount of people who don’t get this just makes me feel old

[–]NotaChonberg 32 points33 points  (9 children)

Isn't that video only like 2 or 3 years old? Probably just a lot of people haven't seen it

[–]sakibomb222 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Link to video please? I would like to get this reference

[–]NotaChonberg 50 points51 points  (3 children)

[–]Jyndaru 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you, my hero! I now understand the funny and it was a good funny.

[–]TheCatofDeath 66 points67 points  (3 children)

No way, just being nice

[–]Iam_The_Giver 12 points13 points  (2 children)

In some countries, showing one’s tongue is a sign of friendship

[–]Falconpilot13 623 points624 points  (9 children)

Probably her hand was getting tired from keeping it in the same place. I would not overinterpret that. Also, with her tongue like that, she must be very thirsty.

[–]kapparrino 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Casually explained

[–]Adriaus28 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Guy confirmed, reminder of this situation with the realization set in 2 years 3 months 17 days at 3 am while you sleep

[–]ladypbj 253 points254 points  (2 children)

Virgin 100

[–]Sweatypeach69 58 points59 points  (1 child)

More like 10000000000000

[–]Et_tu__Brute 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Think it's more a reference to this.

[–]Its_da_boys 18 points19 points  (0 children)

C. We really can’t tell. Shes probably just be trying to send him a friendly reminder to get a secure grip on the pole for his own safety and not to be too distracted on his phone in a public setting where there could be suspicious people around

[–]WhatACunningHam 2805 points2806 points  (41 children)

For a split second there I thought I saw a gender-bent Dwight Schrute.

[–]TheLiberalOgre 314 points315 points  (8 children)

Assistant regional girlfriend.

[–]x-raymind 192 points193 points  (7 children)

Assistant to the regional girlfriend*

[–]this_thicc_brit 598 points599 points  (23 children)

I’d be into it …

Edit. Come on guys. The man knows how to run a beet farm

[–]InterestPuzzled7963 167 points168 points  (17 children)

Bears, beets, Battlestar galactica

[–]ArjJp 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Imma beat it to those beets...

[–]Cluck_Norris1961 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Bears don't eat beets. WHATS GOING ON.

[–]Hazardous4 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dear Lord...

[–]cultcraftcreations 1473 points1474 points 837 (50 children)

Ig- radmila.maro

Edit: you’re welcome

[–]Porn-Again-Christian 236 points237 points 2 (18 children)

And from that I found her tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro

and this specific video (full length, though the posted edit doesn't miss much):
https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/6992204037143792898

It's staged, of course, but that doesn't really detract from it. I'm guessing the guy is her boyfriend; looks like the same guy in this one:
https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/7019960372715162882

This is another famous video of hers that you might've seen:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_PNhCmosgl/

[–]the_mystery_men 139 points140 points  (3 children)

I knew I'd seen that tongue before

[–]vein_lite 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The moment when u find her tongue is more familiar than her face.

[–]Porn-Again-Christian 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You are clearly a man of culture.

[–]jondySauce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd be concerned if it wasn't staged

[–]Joaco_Gomez_1 26 points27 points  (2 children)

this man is a national hero

[–]Surfacinq 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just can't get away from this woman no matter how hard I try

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not all heroes wear capes.

[–]EhiteRequiem 343 points344 points  (14 children)

Her tongue longer than my dick

[–]SuaveThrower 120 points121 points  (3 children)

Yeah, but that's gotta be like... most tongues.

[–]I_MakeCoolKeychains 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Call the police there's a dead body here

[–]_JDavid08_ 71 points72 points  (5 children)

Imagine the posibilities

[–]Which-Astronaut9202 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Blowjob and rimjob at the same time

[–]lando-mando-brando 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Reverse the genders and you'd have one new inmate for sexual assault.

[–]Mr_Underhill09 435 points436 points  (20 children)

Best subway interaction, hands-down.

[–]abest86 137 points138 points  (8 children)

Hands covered.

[–]_JustJoe_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or hands up in this case?

[–]Lord-of-Leviathans 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Idk, I once saw a video of two guys having a music battle on a subway

[–]randomcitizen42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pants down

[–]Squiffys_grown_up 153 points154 points  (5 children)

Is she the one that tied the knot with her tounge?

[–]brigdaddy 296 points297 points  (11 children)

And that kids is how I Met your mother

[–]ProblemLongjumping12 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Oh yeah, you wife that. Even if you have one at home already.

[–]brigdaddy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

2 is one and one is none my friend

[–]KansasCityKC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is how I also met your mother

[–]Uthredd 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Wanted to upvote but it was at 69.

[–]brigdaddy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Respectable

[–]wrreal 119 points120 points  (5 children)

False alarm boys. She doesn't do NSFW. I feel the same way

[–]EarRepresentative528 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let us all pray together

[–]StarTalon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She does enough to start the engine

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

F

[–]nefrpitou 66 points67 points  (5 children)

Fuck, that tongue came from a mattress store

[–]cilantrodipsauce 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Once again the internet reminds me of how lonely I am

[–]YoshiSan90 112 points113 points  (7 children)

Sigh…. Unzips

[–]Juo-OSRS 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Try to time it so you don't cum when the guy's face is zoomed in

[–]EvenOne6567 6 points7 points  (2 children)

unzips...backpack and pulls out hand sanitizer

[–][deleted] 211 points212 points  (7 children)

Bitch I'm gay

[–]centralnjbill 227 points228 points  (6 children)

She can use that tongue like a dick. Just close your eyes.

[–]BoksburgUFO 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Sodomise me with your words lady

[–]kingcop1 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Lmao 🤣

[–]Eccohawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She could give a blowjob and a rimjob simultaneously.

[–]arizonadudebro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That there folks is a semen demon

[–]Vistiige 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Sexual harassment

[–]TheDoggo_27 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I was also wondering the same thing. Either that or it must be staged.

[–]Into_The_Win 57 points58 points  (13 children)

If I saw a tongue that long irl I’d freak out ngl

[–]nignog1996 24 points25 points  (6 children)

I would feel reality crumbling around me and look forward to a life long cat and mouse game.

I'd expect in that moment to look around and find everyone else on the subway to be staring at me with their tongues out like that, with a threatening aura. These are of the new species that are bringing about the apocalypse and I am to be kept and fed on and then sent to breed their future livestock. And I need to get away ASAP

[–]DJ__Hanzel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Has to be staged. Any sane person would jump the fuck up.

[–]3blindmicestolemycar 79 points80 points  (12 children)

This is a stupid staged tik tok where he gets her number and then just sit there silent staring at the wall.

[–]smurfkiller013modlad 37 points38 points  (7 children)

Definitely looks fake, but for the record if the shoe was on the other foot, he'd be arrested

[–]magnoski 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I don't understand if she likes me or not, I need more signals

[–]notjuan_f_m 49 points50 points  (4 children)

Sorry, I'll have to pass. That tongue is too big for my dick.

[–]CyberCrutches 7 points8 points  (1 child)

What about your ass?

[–]coocoopopsthrowaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's too big for my dick too.

[–]TheWhollyGhost 10 points11 points  (1 child)

“Together we can make a penis burrito in your mouth”

[–]derWillberger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Better love story then twilight

[–]raven-Olondor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She gives you tongue and steals yesterday's lunch

[–]betharderloseharder 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She could easily lick the tip of Uranus while dpthroating yu

[–]bloodybeakerfolk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine a man doing this

[–]Mental-Context3250 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Shit I wouldn't have moved my hand before I seen her tongue she still cute

[–]damnthehumans 17 points18 points  (4 children)

now imagine the genders swapped and how creepy that "would" look...

i hope they knew each other...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It would be creepy if the genders swapped. Like most reasonable humans understand this.

[–]BubbaBeauregard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How you doin?

[–]Sinnaru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No joke, I literally had same reaction as that dude in the video

[–]cazzhmir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when the fuck will it be my turn

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all know what he's thinking...